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Scientists Blocking out the Sun

Ashtangiman writes to tell us The New York Times is running an article about geoengineering in which many solutions to global warming include decreasing the amount of sunlight that the planet sees. The ideas are not new, many have been around for quite some time, however they have been relegated to the fringes of science and many have never been published because of this. From the article: "Geoengineering is no magic bullet, Dr. Cicerone said. But done correctly, he added, it will act like an insurance policy if the world one day faces a crisis of overheating, with repercussions like melting icecaps, droughts, famines, rising sea levels and coastal flooding."

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  1. One comment. by WesternActor · · Score: 4, Funny

    Simpsons did it! Simpsons did it!

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    1. Re:One comment. by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think you'll find that this topic was covered in an episode of Josie & the Pussycats (In Outer Space) several years before the inception of the Simpsons. The gang travelled to a planet with some aliens that wanted to extinguish the sun because it was hurting their eyes. You see, they had these gigantic eyes. The "bubbly blond" character recommended that they wear sunglasses instead. Everyone lived happily ever after and I'm sure a song was sung at some point.

    2. Re:One comment. by hackwrench · · Score: 5, Funny

      And the robots in the matrix thought the blacking out the sun thing was all about them.

    3. Re:One comment. by truthsearch · · Score: 4, Funny

      Uh, how can the very first post be redundant? Anyway...

      Smithers: Well, Sir, you've certainly vanquished all your enemies: the Elementary School, the local tavern, the old age home...you must be very proud.
      Burns: [stuffing money into his wallet] No, not while my greatest nemesis still provides our customers with free light, heat and energy. I call this enemy...the sun.
      Since the beginning of time man has yearned to destroy the sun. I will do the next best thing...block it out!
      [another button raises a shield over the model town]
      Smithers: Good God!
      Burns: Imagine it, Smithers: electrical lights and heaters running all day long!
      Smithers: But Sir! Every plant and tree will die, owls will deafen us with incessant hooting...the town's sundial will be useless. I don't want any part of this project, it's unconscionably fiendish.
      Burns: I will not suffer your insubordination. There has been a shocking decline in the quality and quantity of your toadying, Waylon. And you will fall into line, now!
      Smithers: [pained] No...no, Monty, I won't. Not until you step back from the brink of insanity.
      Burns: I'll do no such thing. You're fired!
      Burns: [laughing] Take that, Bowlerama!
      [stomp] Take that, Convenience Mart!
      [stomp] Take that, Nuclear Power Plan --
      [stomp] oh, fiddlesticks.

    4. Re:One comment. by BakaHoushi · · Score: 3, Funny

      Curses. Well, no big deal. We scientists will just have to go back to our other mission, building a tiny civilization from the bacteria on our teeth. Wait, what? Oh, okay. Then we'll just place a fake angel in an isolated town to simulate how it reacts to the end of the world. Wait, they did that too? Dammit! Well, how about we just go invent chairs that can't tip backwards or an automatic hammer, huh? Oh son of a--

      Screw this, I'm going to Vegas to get drunk and married!

  2. Alpha Centauri to the rescue! by Kid+Zero · · Score: 4, Funny

    After all, Launch Solar Shade is one of the techs you pick up along the way.

    1. Re:Alpha Centauri to the rescue! by hobbesmaster · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yes, but we need Advanced Spaceflight first - while I see spaceflight, I certainly don't see Organic Superlubricant...

      Plasma shards would be cool though. Best part of course is that if we increase the shade too much, we can just melt the polar ice caps a bunch!

  3. "Nothing for you to see here." by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 5, Funny

    Cool, it works! :D

  4. slashdot already did it... by EddieBurkett · · Score: 3, Interesting
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  5. Warming by PresidentEnder · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Given that the most reasonable "something-other-than-humans-caused" global warming hypothesis I've heard so far is that the sun's energy output is increasing, (incindentally, this would also explain Martian global warming, which by some evidence matches terrestrial warming), this seems like exactly the way to go. A more direct and exact correction could not be found (if this is, in fact, the cause of global warming) without changing the energy output of the sun manually, which is to my knowledge impossible.

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    1. Re:Warming by Intron · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Would you happen to have the name of a reputable scientist that claims solar output variation is responsible for global warming, by any chance? Note that even over the 14-year sunspot cycle the variation is less than 1%.

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    2. Re:Warming by ndansmith · · Score: 4, Funny

      Given that the most reasonable "something-other-than-humans-caused" global warming hypothesis I've heard so far is that the sun's energy output is increasing, (incindentally, this would also explain Martian global warming, which by some evidence matches terrestrial warming), this seems like exactly the way to go.

      Actually, I am pretty sure that Martian global warming is caused by those two little SUVs we have driving around up there.

    3. Re:Warming by soft_guy · · Score: 3, Funny

      Martian global warming, which by some evidence matches terrestrial warming

      Think of the effects this will have on the Buggalo!

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    4. Re:Warming by praksys · · Score: 4, Informative

      From space.com

      "In what could be the simplest explanation for one component of global warming, a new study shows the Sun's radiation has increased by .05 percent per decade since the late 1970s.

      The increase would only be significant to Earth's climate if it has been going on for a century or more, said study leader Richard Willson, a Columbia University researcher also affiliated with NASA's Goddard Institute for Space Studies.

      The Sun's increasing output has only been monitored with precision since satellite technology allowed necessary observations. Willson is not sure if the trend extends further back in time, but other studies suggest it does."

      Note that he doesn't claim that changes in the Sun's energy output have caused most of the observed global warming, just that such changes could explain global warming.

    5. Re:Warming by MobyDisk · · Score: 5, Informative

      I recommend reading the Wikipedia article on Global Warming. Once you do, follow the links to other articles such as Global Cooling and Global Warming Controversy. The last article I mentioned has a section Listing supporters of global warming and also detractors. I recently went through the list of detractors and read what their opinions are (there are articles on some of those people on Wikipedia). As it turns out, the people who don't support global warming still claim that the earth is getting hotter: they only debate the percentage of human influence involved.

      There's a good week's worth of reading in there, and I am far from finished. But it is quite informative. Really, the only question is when will this become a problem. Because even if you eliminate mankind, the earth is in a warm cycle, and historically, those cycles tend to wipe out major organisms.

  6. Totally not New by LionKimbro · · Score: 5, Funny

    This idea is totally not new.

    The only problem is, last time we simulated it, humanity ended up enslaved by robots.

  7. Reg. Required / Article Text by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    How to Cool a Planet (Maybe)
    By WILLIAM J. BROAD

    In the past few decades, a handful of scientists have come up with big, futuristic ways to fight global warming: Build sunshades in orbit to cool the planet. Tinker with clouds to make them reflect more sunlight back into space. Trick oceans into soaking up more heat-trapping greenhouse gases.

    Their proposals were relegated to the fringes of climate science. Few journals would publish them. Few government agencies would pay for feasibility studies. Environmentalists and mainstream scientists said the focus should be on reducing greenhouse gases and preventing global warming in the first place.

    But now, in a major reversal, some of the world's most prominent scientists say the proposals deserve a serious look because of growing concerns about global warming.

    Worried about a potential planetary crisis, these leaders are calling on governments and scientific groups to study exotic ways to reduce global warming, seeing them as possible fallback positions if the planet eventually needs a dose of emergency cooling.

    "We should treat these ideas like any other research and get into the mind-set of taking them seriously," said Ralph J. Cicerone, president of the National Academy of Sciences in Washington.

    The plans and proposed studies are part of a controversial field known as geoengineering, which means rearranging the earth's environment on a large scale to suit human needs and promote habitability. Dr. Cicerone, an atmospheric chemist, will detail his arguments in favor of geoengineering studies in the August issue of the journal Climatic Change.

    Practicing what he preaches, Dr. Cicerone is also encouraging leading scientists to join the geoengineering fray. In April, at his invitation, Roger P. Angel, a noted astronomer at the University of Arizona, spoke at the academy's annual meeting. Dr. Angel outlined a plan to put into orbit small lenses that would bend sunlight away from earth -- trillions of lenses, he now calculates, each about two feet wide, extraordinarily thin and weighing little more than a butterfly.

    In addition, Dr. Cicerone recently joined a bitter dispute over whether a Nobel laureate's geoengineering ideas should be aired, and he helped get them accepted for publication. The laureate, Paul J. Crutzen of the Max Planck Institute for Chemistry in Germany, is a star of atmospheric science who won his Nobel in 1995 for showing how industrial gases damage the earth's ozone shield. His paper newly examines the risks and benefits of trying to cool the planet by injecting sulfur into the stratosphere.

    The paper "should not be taken as a license to go out and pollute," Dr. Cicerone said in an interview, emphasizing that most scientists thought curbing greenhouse gases should be the top priority. But he added, "In my opinion, he's written a brilliant paper."

    Geoengineering is no magic bullet, Dr. Cicerone said. But done correctly, he added, it will act like an insurance policy if the world one day faces a crisis of overheating, with repercussions like melting icecaps, droughts, famines, rising sea levels and coastal flooding.

    "A lot of us have been saying we don't like the idea" of geoengineering, he said. But he added, "We need to think about it" and learn, among other things, how to distinguish sound proposals from ones that are ineffectual or dangerous.

    Many scientists still deride geoengineering as an irresponsible dream with more risks and potential bad side effects than benefits; they call its extreme remedies a good reason to redouble efforts at reducing heat-trapping gases like carbon dioxide. And skeptics of human-induced global warming dismiss geoengineering as a costly effort to battle a mirage.

    Even so, many analysts say the prominence of its new advocates is giving the field greater visibility and credibility and adding to the likelihood that global leaders may one day consider taking such emergency steps.

    "People used to say, 'Shut up, the world isn't read

  8. Of course, the next problem is.. by WindBourne · · Score: 5, Interesting

    that plants now receive far less light. Less light, means slower growth, less uptake of CO2, etc.

    Off hand, all the solutions (CO2 sequestering,etc) that allow us to keep our oil/coal dependancies will probably come back to bite us. Far better to bite the bullet now, and switch to nukes(fission and fusion) and alternatives.

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  9. If global warming hasn't started yet... by MarkByers · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...then the flamewar from this thread will start it.

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  10. Oh yeah, that's exactly what needs to be done... by Optic7 · · Score: 3, Funny

    We'll be having rave parties 24x7 then. Cue the Matrix soundrack. Where are the hot chicks in post-apocalyptic skimpy outfits? I see these scientists have started using their recreational drugs even before the raves have started!

  11. Finally... by Tribbin · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... a cure against skin-cancer ... and an increased possibility of slashdotters mating.
    Everybody will be as pale as we are! Yey!

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  12. In other news... by Macdude · · Score: 5, Funny

    Date line Aug. 17th, 2017:

    NASA has confirmed that it was an error converting metric to imperial measurments that caused the death of almost seven billion people and the started our current ice age.

    In other news; Today's high is expected to reach -65 celcius.

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  13. Flawed assumptions... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Seems like a lot of people want to avoid the one fact that sticks out like a sore thumb. Just as nature adapts to the environmental effects of humans, humans need to adapt to the environmental effects of nature. Instead of trying to stop the ice caps from melting, maybe it's time to move the houses on the shorelines back a mile or two and put in better flood control.

  14. Trees Hug Back by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What's wrong with spending that money on engineering to reforest the huge deforested areas of every continent? Just replanting the native vegetation sucks CO2 out of the atmosphere, increases energy absorption by the greener surface, and produces material to consume. And lets the plants do all the hard work. Without another risky meddling in the poorly-understood, vastly complex feedback system we all depend on.

    Instead we should blot out the Sun? That's insane, and therefore even more likely to burn us harder and faster.

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    1. Re:Trees Hug Back by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Currently participating in the carbon cycle is not the problem. Carbon clogging the atmosphere is the problem. Reforestation is an extremely effective way to sequester the carbon out of the atmosphere, where it's safe. Without expending much energy to clean up the pollution. In fact, absorbing lots of warming energy in the sequestration process instead.

      It's nontrivial, but less nontrivial than leaving the CO2 in the air, leaving the deforested areas bare, or messing with the basic source of practically all energy used by Earth's life, including us.

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  15. Holy Cow... by chipset · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Some people just don't get it. Perhaps the earth is supposed to get warmer. What happens when they decide block the sun and the earth cools too fast, or photosynthesis doesn't occur like it's supposed to?

    The same people who can't get beyond the Rule of Unintended Consequences want to something like this?

    Can I take the next ship to another planet now? Either let it evolve or destroy it, but try not to do both.

    Why is it the same people who love evolution are the same people who want to keep everything the same?

    1. Re:Holy Cow... by DragonWriter · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Some people just don't get it. Perhaps the earth is supposed to get warmer.


      Perhaps it is. Perhaps human civilization isn't supposed to continue. Ultimately I for one don't care much about supposed to. There are rather serious consequences for us if the earth does continue its current—and unprecedented in the history of human civilization—rapid and accelerating warming.

      I don't mind at all that people are researching potential ways to prevent those disastrous consequences before they materialize. Some of them might have unintended consequences, but that's more, rather than less, reason to investigate them as far in advance of the need to implement as is possible.

      Why is it the same people who love evolution are the same people who want to keep everything the same?


      Its not about "loving" evolution. People who acknowledge the demonstrated reality of evolution are, however, unsurprisingly also likely to recognize that drastic changes in environment can be very bad for life forms that are very successful in the old environment.

      OTOH, people that believe in invisible fairies devoted to protecting them from all material harm as long as they clap hard enough—a kind of immature religious faith that is sadly common in the US—are prone to ignore the facts and just ask everyone else to just clap harder.
    2. Re:Holy Cow... by QuantumG · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Riiiiiight. Better to modify ourselves to the environment than modifying the environment to ourselves. Oh wait, no, making the world the way we want is what being human is all about.

      Fuckin' Luddites.

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  16. Number 1 priority by zecg · · Score: 3, Funny

    Please don't forget to make it reversable.

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  18. Re: The level of arrogance is astounding by Black+Parrot · · Score: 4, Informative

    > are we contributing to climate change? its just too uncertain to say... possibly. But concidering how much the atmosphere changes its chemical composition from volcaic activity alone, i think its a bit presumptuous to think that our tiny contribution (in comparison to volcanic activity) means jack shit.

    Amazingly, thousands of climatologists have the brass to disagree with you.

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  19. So did Highlander 2 (was Re:One comment.) by MoFoQ · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It was also in Highlander 2

    1. Re:So did Highlander 2 (was Re:One comment.) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think you'll find there never was a Highlander 2.

      It was just a collective hallucination. We're better now. We just have to keep telling ourselves that, OK?

  20. Because people don't like change by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You can see that in all facets of life, and thus in weather as well. However the weather used to be that's "normal" in the minds of most people so when it changes in any way that's "abnormal" and thus a problem. Even if they intellectually understand it most people don't really grasp that the only constant on the world is change.

    I will say that such a plan, as a last resort isn't a bad idea because regardless of what the Earth would naturally do we want to keep it habitable for humans. The Earth may go through a natural cycle that would kill us off and we want to stop that, if we can.

    However in general we shouldn't screw with things like this because it's clear we have a very poor graps of how climate actually works.

  21. And the level of ignorance is also astounding by TheAxeMaster · · Score: 4, Insightful

    To think that dumping billions of tons of CO2 (and slightly less H20) into the atmosphere over the last 30 years alone (rough calculations indicate around 130 billion tons from early 70s to early 00s), while simultaneously deforesting much of the world's forests as fast as they can be cut, has little to no effect on the environment is the height of ignorance. CO2, the #2 greenhouse gas out there, right with H20 (which also comes from that gas combustion). And lets not forget that even modern gas engines aren't 100% efficient, so there's all that waste heat and energy dumped into the atmosphere that was previously buried underground. And this is only considering gasoline produced in the past 30 years. Figure the long-term gas use/production, not to mention coal and natural gas, and it is enough to make you sick (if you care, that is).
     
    What we need are real solutions to undo what we've done and at least bring the global temperature down a bit. Remember that article about how the temp is as high as it has ever been for as long as we have accurate records? Yeah, what we're doing is real, you can feel it when you walk outside. Blocking the sun just gives us an excuse to keep doing as we've been doing, not to mention F'ing up the ecosystem in the process.

  22. Re: The level of arrogance is astounding by MobyDisk · · Score: 5, Informative
    I want to set this straight since it comes up often:

    According to the University of California, Santa Barbara:
    Carbon dioxide is abundant in volcanic gases, but not enough to significantly contribute to the greenhouse effect. Volcanoes contribute about 110 million tons of carbon dioxide per year while man's activities contribute about 10 billion tons per year.
  23. Oh FFS... by Bemopolis · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Photons are enegy packets. If an object absorbs it, it heats up. If that object were a baseball bat, I'd pummel you with it. Then I'd find any moderator who marked this 'Interesting' and percussively sterilize him with it.

    It's one thing to say something ignorant; it's another to raise that stupidity above my reading threshold.

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  24. Time Magazine: Another Ice Age? [24 June 1974] by ekiledal · · Score: 3, Informative

    http://time-proxy.yaga.com/time/archive/printout/0 ,23657,944914,00.html/

    Perhaps we should give the scientists a cooling off period before we start messing with climate control?

  25. Hugely dangerous! by apt_user · · Score: 3, Informative

    Trying to engineer our climate doesn't count as adapting, it is as foolhardy as a little kid trying to cool his bedroom in the summer by breaking out his dad's power tools and cutting holes in the walls.

    I'm a historian, and I can tell you for a fact that the earth has been much warmer in the past than it is now, and I really do not think that we are responsible for the climate warming that we're observing now. Applying systems theory to the data doesn't work because our instumentation hasn't been good enough for long enough to really tell us much; we could be looking at a perfectly natural rise in temperature that cycles every few thousand years. The astronomers up the hall from me say that the surface of Mars has been increasing in temperature at the same rate as Earth's for as long as we've been able to observe it. They think that our climate is reflecting a cycle going on in the Sun. It could be so. In any case, a warmer climate is nothing new and nothing to worry about as long we can adapt.

  26. Here is definitive proof, at last, by GungaDan · · Score: 3, Funny

    that the Simpsons is fully 3 /. mod point points funnier than the Angry Beavers.

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