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Scientists Blocking out the Sun

Ashtangiman writes to tell us The New York Times is running an article about geoengineering in which many solutions to global warming include decreasing the amount of sunlight that the planet sees. The ideas are not new, many have been around for quite some time, however they have been relegated to the fringes of science and many have never been published because of this. From the article: "Geoengineering is no magic bullet, Dr. Cicerone said. But done correctly, he added, it will act like an insurance policy if the world one day faces a crisis of overheating, with repercussions like melting icecaps, droughts, famines, rising sea levels and coastal flooding."

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  1. One comment. by WesternActor · · Score: 4, Funny

    Simpsons did it! Simpsons did it!

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    1. Re:One comment. by acoster · · Score: 2, Funny

      Heck, even the Angry Beavers did it.

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    2. Re:One comment. by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think you'll find that this topic was covered in an episode of Josie & the Pussycats (In Outer Space) several years before the inception of the Simpsons. The gang travelled to a planet with some aliens that wanted to extinguish the sun because it was hurting their eyes. You see, they had these gigantic eyes. The "bubbly blond" character recommended that they wear sunglasses instead. Everyone lived happily ever after and I'm sure a song was sung at some point.

    3. Re:One comment. by hackwrench · · Score: 5, Funny

      And the robots in the matrix thought the blacking out the sun thing was all about them.

    4. Re:One comment. by truthsearch · · Score: 4, Funny

      Uh, how can the very first post be redundant? Anyway...

      Smithers: Well, Sir, you've certainly vanquished all your enemies: the Elementary School, the local tavern, the old age home...you must be very proud.
      Burns: [stuffing money into his wallet] No, not while my greatest nemesis still provides our customers with free light, heat and energy. I call this enemy...the sun.
      Since the beginning of time man has yearned to destroy the sun. I will do the next best thing...block it out!
      [another button raises a shield over the model town]
      Smithers: Good God!
      Burns: Imagine it, Smithers: electrical lights and heaters running all day long!
      Smithers: But Sir! Every plant and tree will die, owls will deafen us with incessant hooting...the town's sundial will be useless. I don't want any part of this project, it's unconscionably fiendish.
      Burns: I will not suffer your insubordination. There has been a shocking decline in the quality and quantity of your toadying, Waylon. And you will fall into line, now!
      Smithers: [pained] No...no, Monty, I won't. Not until you step back from the brink of insanity.
      Burns: I'll do no such thing. You're fired!
      Burns: [laughing] Take that, Bowlerama!
      [stomp] Take that, Convenience Mart!
      [stomp] Take that, Nuclear Power Plan --
      [stomp] oh, fiddlesticks.

    5. Re:One comment. by MLease · · Score: 2
      Uh, how can the very first post be redundant? Anyway...

      Some idiot moderator probably started reading the posts with the most recent instead of the oldest. Or maybe he/she thought that because someone mentioned The Simpsons in another thread, any further references were redundant.

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    6. Re:One comment. by BakaHoushi · · Score: 3, Funny

      Curses. Well, no big deal. We scientists will just have to go back to our other mission, building a tiny civilization from the bacteria on our teeth. Wait, what? Oh, okay. Then we'll just place a fake angel in an isolated town to simulate how it reacts to the end of the world. Wait, they did that too? Dammit! Well, how about we just go invent chairs that can't tip backwards or an automatic hammer, huh? Oh son of a--

      Screw this, I'm going to Vegas to get drunk and married!

    7. Re:One comment. by ultranova · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And the robots in the matrix thought the blacking out the sun thing was all about them.

      No, it is about creating artificial scarcity for a naturally abundant resource - sunlight - so you can then sell it at premium prices. Imagine a giant shader that only lets enough sunlight through for plants to grow if the owner of a field paid a suitable extortion price.

      And if you think that this is unlikely, just watch what kind of laws the copyright conmen have gotten through. After all, it is only right that the people who regulate Earths energy input benefit a little for the effort, right ? Think of the children !

      When sunlight is outlawed, only outlaws will have suntan. And remember, if you don't pay for daylight, then the communists have already won. Free sunlight is socialistic, and that is the source of all evil !

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  2. Alpha Centauri to the rescue! by Kid+Zero · · Score: 4, Funny

    After all, Launch Solar Shade is one of the techs you pick up along the way.

    1. Re:Alpha Centauri to the rescue! by hobbesmaster · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yes, but we need Advanced Spaceflight first - while I see spaceflight, I certainly don't see Organic Superlubricant...

      Plasma shards would be cool though. Best part of course is that if we increase the shade too much, we can just melt the polar ice caps a bunch!

    2. Re:Alpha Centauri to the rescue! by Col.+Bloodnok · · Score: 2, Funny

      After all, Launch Solar Shade is one of the techs you pick up along the way.

      From the cold, dead corpses of the Morganites. I'll brook no interference in the matter.

  3. "Nothing for you to see here." by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 5, Funny

    Cool, it works! :D

  4. slashdot already did it... by EddieBurkett · · Score: 3, Interesting
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    1. Re:slashdot already did it... by molo · · Score: 2, Informative

      No. Global dimming is due to absorption/reflection of the sunlight in the atmosphere (more absorption than reflection). This is increasing due to pollution. The energy still reaches the earth's atmosphere. The purpose of this proposal is to prevent a portion of the energy from hitting the earth, quite a bit different.

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  5. Warming by PresidentEnder · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Given that the most reasonable "something-other-than-humans-caused" global warming hypothesis I've heard so far is that the sun's energy output is increasing, (incindentally, this would also explain Martian global warming, which by some evidence matches terrestrial warming), this seems like exactly the way to go. A more direct and exact correction could not be found (if this is, in fact, the cause of global warming) without changing the energy output of the sun manually, which is to my knowledge impossible.

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    1. Re:Warming by Intron · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Would you happen to have the name of a reputable scientist that claims solar output variation is responsible for global warming, by any chance? Note that even over the 14-year sunspot cycle the variation is less than 1%.

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    2. Re:Warming by ndansmith · · Score: 4, Funny

      Given that the most reasonable "something-other-than-humans-caused" global warming hypothesis I've heard so far is that the sun's energy output is increasing, (incindentally, this would also explain Martian global warming, which by some evidence matches terrestrial warming), this seems like exactly the way to go.

      Actually, I am pretty sure that Martian global warming is caused by those two little SUVs we have driving around up there.

    3. Re:Warming by soft_guy · · Score: 3, Funny

      Martian global warming, which by some evidence matches terrestrial warming

      Think of the effects this will have on the Buggalo!

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    4. Re:Warming by Gnavpot · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Note that even over the 14-year sunspot cycle [nasa.gov] the variation is less than 1%.
      Huh? When I was a child, that cycle was 11 years. If it is 14 years now, something is definitely changing.
    5. Re:Warming by praksys · · Score: 4, Informative

      From space.com

      "In what could be the simplest explanation for one component of global warming, a new study shows the Sun's radiation has increased by .05 percent per decade since the late 1970s.

      The increase would only be significant to Earth's climate if it has been going on for a century or more, said study leader Richard Willson, a Columbia University researcher also affiliated with NASA's Goddard Institute for Space Studies.

      The Sun's increasing output has only been monitored with precision since satellite technology allowed necessary observations. Willson is not sure if the trend extends further back in time, but other studies suggest it does."

      Note that he doesn't claim that changes in the Sun's energy output have caused most of the observed global warming, just that such changes could explain global warming.

    6. Re:Warming by MobyDisk · · Score: 5, Informative

      I recommend reading the Wikipedia article on Global Warming. Once you do, follow the links to other articles such as Global Cooling and Global Warming Controversy. The last article I mentioned has a section Listing supporters of global warming and also detractors. I recently went through the list of detractors and read what their opinions are (there are articles on some of those people on Wikipedia). As it turns out, the people who don't support global warming still claim that the earth is getting hotter: they only debate the percentage of human influence involved.

      There's a good week's worth of reading in there, and I am far from finished. But it is quite informative. Really, the only question is when will this become a problem. Because even if you eliminate mankind, the earth is in a warm cycle, and historically, those cycles tend to wipe out major organisms.

    7. Re:Warming by QuantumG · · Score: 2, Funny

      Who gives a shit if humans are causing it. We can't stop being human. The only solution is planetary engineering.

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    8. Re:Warming by relifram66 · · Score: 2, Informative
      Hmm. Variation of less than 1%. Well, your cited source says about.05% Let me use that number for some math:

      Approximately 6KWh/m^2/day hit the surface of the earth from the sun. If the surface of the earth is approximately 509,600,000 square kilometers (509,600,000,000,000 m^2) that leaves us with about 3.058x10^15KWh of energy per day that the earth is hit with. Now obviously that energy is released in some fashion as well, given that the global temperature is in relative equilibrium. (Read: We're not all dead because of temperature variances)

      Now .05% of 3.058x10^15KWh of energy comes out to be 1.529x10^14KWh per DAY. Now I'm not absolutely positive, but I think thats technically called a shitload of energy.

      Humans consume annually about 1.24x10^14KWh of energy, which is on the order of 1 shitload as well, just to put that number in perspective.

      What this all comes down to is: Might it not be possible for that incredibly large fusion reactor in the sky that we call the sun to actually have an effect on average temperature of the Earth? I mean, I'm not an environmental scientist, or an astrophysicist, or even terribly well educated, but I can do a bit of math, and it seems daft to discount the sun when it comes to terrestrial temperature changes. To say only .05% is a bit silly, I think.

      I don't deny that anthropomorphic global warming may be happening, but to accept that theory at the expense of all others is a little conceited (on the part of humanity, not individually).

      NOTE: All the numbers I used came from very quick google searches, and may or may not be accurate.

    9. Re:Warming by AJWM · · Score: 2, Informative

      Decimal point error: .05% (0.0005) of 3.058E15 KWh/day is 1.529E12, not 1.529E14 KWh/day. That's still a lot more than the (1.24E14/365 = 3.397E11) KWh/day that humans use, by about a factor of about 4.5.

      And speaking of effects on Earth's temperature, if it weren't for greenhouse effect, the average temperature of the Earth would be quite a bit colder (close to freezing) -- and water vapor contributes far more to that greenhouse effect than does CO2. (This is the reason that humid climates are warmer at night than dry climates -- the day's buildup of heat is blocked from radiating back into space by the H2O in the air.)

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    10. Re:Warming by Intron · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm missing 3 fingers, so I always write numbers in base 7. Really.

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  6. Totally not New by LionKimbro · · Score: 5, Funny

    This idea is totally not new.

    The only problem is, last time we simulated it, humanity ended up enslaved by robots.

  7. Reg. Required / Article Text by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    How to Cool a Planet (Maybe)
    By WILLIAM J. BROAD

    In the past few decades, a handful of scientists have come up with big, futuristic ways to fight global warming: Build sunshades in orbit to cool the planet. Tinker with clouds to make them reflect more sunlight back into space. Trick oceans into soaking up more heat-trapping greenhouse gases.

    Their proposals were relegated to the fringes of climate science. Few journals would publish them. Few government agencies would pay for feasibility studies. Environmentalists and mainstream scientists said the focus should be on reducing greenhouse gases and preventing global warming in the first place.

    But now, in a major reversal, some of the world's most prominent scientists say the proposals deserve a serious look because of growing concerns about global warming.

    Worried about a potential planetary crisis, these leaders are calling on governments and scientific groups to study exotic ways to reduce global warming, seeing them as possible fallback positions if the planet eventually needs a dose of emergency cooling.

    "We should treat these ideas like any other research and get into the mind-set of taking them seriously," said Ralph J. Cicerone, president of the National Academy of Sciences in Washington.

    The plans and proposed studies are part of a controversial field known as geoengineering, which means rearranging the earth's environment on a large scale to suit human needs and promote habitability. Dr. Cicerone, an atmospheric chemist, will detail his arguments in favor of geoengineering studies in the August issue of the journal Climatic Change.

    Practicing what he preaches, Dr. Cicerone is also encouraging leading scientists to join the geoengineering fray. In April, at his invitation, Roger P. Angel, a noted astronomer at the University of Arizona, spoke at the academy's annual meeting. Dr. Angel outlined a plan to put into orbit small lenses that would bend sunlight away from earth -- trillions of lenses, he now calculates, each about two feet wide, extraordinarily thin and weighing little more than a butterfly.

    In addition, Dr. Cicerone recently joined a bitter dispute over whether a Nobel laureate's geoengineering ideas should be aired, and he helped get them accepted for publication. The laureate, Paul J. Crutzen of the Max Planck Institute for Chemistry in Germany, is a star of atmospheric science who won his Nobel in 1995 for showing how industrial gases damage the earth's ozone shield. His paper newly examines the risks and benefits of trying to cool the planet by injecting sulfur into the stratosphere.

    The paper "should not be taken as a license to go out and pollute," Dr. Cicerone said in an interview, emphasizing that most scientists thought curbing greenhouse gases should be the top priority. But he added, "In my opinion, he's written a brilliant paper."

    Geoengineering is no magic bullet, Dr. Cicerone said. But done correctly, he added, it will act like an insurance policy if the world one day faces a crisis of overheating, with repercussions like melting icecaps, droughts, famines, rising sea levels and coastal flooding.

    "A lot of us have been saying we don't like the idea" of geoengineering, he said. But he added, "We need to think about it" and learn, among other things, how to distinguish sound proposals from ones that are ineffectual or dangerous.

    Many scientists still deride geoengineering as an irresponsible dream with more risks and potential bad side effects than benefits; they call its extreme remedies a good reason to redouble efforts at reducing heat-trapping gases like carbon dioxide. And skeptics of human-induced global warming dismiss geoengineering as a costly effort to battle a mirage.

    Even so, many analysts say the prominence of its new advocates is giving the field greater visibility and credibility and adding to the likelihood that global leaders may one day consider taking such emergency steps.

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  8. Of course, the next problem is.. by WindBourne · · Score: 5, Interesting

    that plants now receive far less light. Less light, means slower growth, less uptake of CO2, etc.

    Off hand, all the solutions (CO2 sequestering,etc) that allow us to keep our oil/coal dependancies will probably come back to bite us. Far better to bite the bullet now, and switch to nukes(fission and fusion) and alternatives.

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    1. Re:Of course, the next problem is.. by Ramble · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Then the entire planet would be tinted green, what would photoshop junkies do?

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  9. If global warming hasn't started yet... by MarkByers · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...then the flamewar from this thread will start it.

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  10. Oh yeah, that's exactly what needs to be done... by Optic7 · · Score: 3, Funny

    We'll be having rave parties 24x7 then. Cue the Matrix soundrack. Where are the hot chicks in post-apocalyptic skimpy outfits? I see these scientists have started using their recreational drugs even before the raves have started!

  11. Great... by Doc+Squidly · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now that we might be able to block out the sun, its ok to burn fossil fuels.[end sarcasm]

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  12. Re:and.... by Nesetril · · Score: 2, Funny

    I am worried more about the vampires, who will reign supreme if there is no more daylight.

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  13. Finally... by Tribbin · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... a cure against skin-cancer ... and an increased possibility of slashdotters mating.
    Everybody will be as pale as we are! Yey!

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  14. Re:and.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They already do; Look at d.c.. Can you not feel your life being sucked out?

  15. In other news... by Macdude · · Score: 5, Funny

    Date line Aug. 17th, 2017:

    NASA has confirmed that it was an error converting metric to imperial measurments that caused the death of almost seven billion people and the started our current ice age.

    In other news; Today's high is expected to reach -65 celcius.

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  16. Flawed assumptions... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Seems like a lot of people want to avoid the one fact that sticks out like a sore thumb. Just as nature adapts to the environmental effects of humans, humans need to adapt to the environmental effects of nature. Instead of trying to stop the ice caps from melting, maybe it's time to move the houses on the shorelines back a mile or two and put in better flood control.

    1. Re:Flawed assumptions... by russotto · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Seems like a lot of people want to avoid the one fact that sticks out like a sore thumb. Just as nature adapts to the environmental effects of humans, humans need to adapt to the environmental effects of nature. Instead of trying to stop the ice caps from melting, maybe it's time to move the houses on the shorelines back a mile or two and put in better flood control.
      The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man. -- George Bernard Shaw
    2. Re:Flawed assumptions... by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 2, Interesting
      humans need to adapt to the environmental effects of nature
      You've just stated this with no kind of argument to back it up. Why should humans adapt if we're capable of adapting nature? And how is 'flood control' humans adapting to nature. It's a clear example of humans controlling nature.

      I can't believe this kind of trite unreasoning nonsense gets modded 'Insightful'.

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  17. Trees Hug Back by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What's wrong with spending that money on engineering to reforest the huge deforested areas of every continent? Just replanting the native vegetation sucks CO2 out of the atmosphere, increases energy absorption by the greener surface, and produces material to consume. And lets the plants do all the hard work. Without another risky meddling in the poorly-understood, vastly complex feedback system we all depend on.

    Instead we should blot out the Sun? That's insane, and therefore even more likely to burn us harder and faster.

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    1. Re:Trees Hug Back by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Currently participating in the carbon cycle is not the problem. Carbon clogging the atmosphere is the problem. Reforestation is an extremely effective way to sequester the carbon out of the atmosphere, where it's safe. Without expending much energy to clean up the pollution. In fact, absorbing lots of warming energy in the sequestration process instead.

      It's nontrivial, but less nontrivial than leaving the CO2 in the air, leaving the deforested areas bare, or messing with the basic source of practically all energy used by Earth's life, including us.

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    2. Re:Trees Hug Back by WilliamSChips · · Score: 2, Funny
      It's not that simple (I'm not going to explain). But I guess you like having simplified looks on things.
      Let me redefine the scenario, in that case: There is a breakable glass sphere. Inside it is a device which, if the glass sphere is broken, will trigger a nuclear bomb(possibly through some wi-fi signal, the exact method of detonation isn't the point here, the effects are, that's why I'm saying you're dodging the issue ). If it falls, you don't pick it up, then throw it to the ground as an 'experiment'. Which is what this sun-blocking is doing.
      Where is the wholesale slaughter in stopping the planet from overheating?
      When all of your green plants die and the CO2 levels rise even more, you won't be asking me that.
      Your reaction the same as people who said 'dont sail too far', because they would seriously be afraid that thought you would fall off the (flat) planet.
      Nobody thought the world was flat since before Aristotle, and in those days, people always sailed near land and were afraid of even being in the middle of the Mediterranean not because they'd fall off but because everyone who did got lost. Columbus wasn't trying to prove the world is round(fscking 3rd-grade-level education) but that the world was smaller than it actually was(He believed the distance between Europe and Asia was around what the actual distance is between Europe and the 'New World'). Now who's oversimplifying things?
      Or (back in the day when they started building trains) the people who were afraid that trains would make the milk in their cows sour.
      I haven't heard anything about that, and a Google search for 'trains sour milk' turned up nothing referencing that. May I please have a source?
      If anything, the closest metaphor would be the very complex issue of developing the nuclear bomb to strike Japan. Except that we already have a good method to fix this which doesn't have the problems a full-scale invasion of Japan would--reduce CO2 emissions and plant more trees. Blocking out the sun will fix global warming the same way a nuclear winter will fix global warming.
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    3. Re:Trees Hug Back by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Where are these studies that show that more woods don't really take up all that much CO2? The more trees are made of more CO2!

      Sure a lot of CO2 is sucked up by the ocean. So what? I don't encourage marine cultivation to sequester carbon because the marine ecology is much too misunderstood to mess with today. What we do know shows how fragile it is presently, under great stress from the Greenhouse (eg. fishing to extinction, vast dead coral reefs from temperature rises). But we do have quite a lot of experience cultivating forests, and controlling growth on land. When all we're doing is replanting existing species in their native locations.

      I read your post, and all it clearly contains is FUD - in every direction. Reforestation is a safe way to sequester the CO2 pollution. It doesn't need any more FUD than already put out by the petrofuel companies and their cronies.

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  18. Holy Cow... by chipset · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Some people just don't get it. Perhaps the earth is supposed to get warmer. What happens when they decide block the sun and the earth cools too fast, or photosynthesis doesn't occur like it's supposed to?

    The same people who can't get beyond the Rule of Unintended Consequences want to something like this?

    Can I take the next ship to another planet now? Either let it evolve or destroy it, but try not to do both.

    Why is it the same people who love evolution are the same people who want to keep everything the same?

    1. Re:Holy Cow... by DragonWriter · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Some people just don't get it. Perhaps the earth is supposed to get warmer.


      Perhaps it is. Perhaps human civilization isn't supposed to continue. Ultimately I for one don't care much about supposed to. There are rather serious consequences for us if the earth does continue its current—and unprecedented in the history of human civilization—rapid and accelerating warming.

      I don't mind at all that people are researching potential ways to prevent those disastrous consequences before they materialize. Some of them might have unintended consequences, but that's more, rather than less, reason to investigate them as far in advance of the need to implement as is possible.

      Why is it the same people who love evolution are the same people who want to keep everything the same?


      Its not about "loving" evolution. People who acknowledge the demonstrated reality of evolution are, however, unsurprisingly also likely to recognize that drastic changes in environment can be very bad for life forms that are very successful in the old environment.

      OTOH, people that believe in invisible fairies devoted to protecting them from all material harm as long as they clap hard enough—a kind of immature religious faith that is sadly common in the US—are prone to ignore the facts and just ask everyone else to just clap harder.
    2. Re:Holy Cow... by QuantumG · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Riiiiiight. Better to modify ourselves to the environment than modifying the environment to ourselves. Oh wait, no, making the world the way we want is what being human is all about.

      Fuckin' Luddites.

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    3. Re:Holy Cow... by Dasher42 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No, being human is about making intelligent, forward-thinking decisions. Ignoring the billions-year-old balance of life that we depend on for our gadgets sounds robotic to me!

  19. Number 1 priority by zecg · · Score: 3, Funny

    Please don't forget to make it reversable.

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  21. Re:and.... by ozeki · · Score: 2, Funny

    Because evolution is such a speedy process.

  22. Re:Matrix by hackwrench · · Score: 2, Funny

    That was revisionist history. The robots knew tnat sunlight could have given them the energy they needed, and they knew that humans blotted it out. They put two and two together and came to the conclusion that the humans blotted it out to spite them.

  23. Re: The level of arrogance is astounding by Black+Parrot · · Score: 4, Informative

    > are we contributing to climate change? its just too uncertain to say... possibly. But concidering how much the atmosphere changes its chemical composition from volcaic activity alone, i think its a bit presumptuous to think that our tiny contribution (in comparison to volcanic activity) means jack shit.

    Amazingly, thousands of climatologists have the brass to disagree with you.

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  24. Re: Insane arrogance! by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2, Funny

    > Given that we don't conclusively understand the way the earth works, it strikes me as insanely arrogant to think we can CONTROL the biosphere. We should work on controlling our own (that is, INDIVIDUAL) actions before we try to tell "mother nature" what to do ..

    So, I gather that you don't go for the idea of importing weasels to destroy the snakes that you imported to destroy the frogs that you imported to destroy the flies that you imported to destroy the...

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  25. So did Highlander 2 (was Re:One comment.) by MoFoQ · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It was also in Highlander 2

    1. Re:So did Highlander 2 (was Re:One comment.) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think you'll find there never was a Highlander 2.

      It was just a collective hallucination. We're better now. We just have to keep telling ourselves that, OK?

  26. A few years later.... by caffiend666 · · Score: 2, Funny

    A few years later: Tokyo is 'lost' after the giant sunscreen is blown to earth by solar winds, covering up all of Honshu island... The giant reflective shield blocks out all heat, light, radio signals, air, but conducts elictricity so many are electrocuted. All of the worlds scientists whom built the block would figure out a way to help the dying/freezing/suffocating Japanese but the world is too busy laughing.... Imagine it, most of Japan destroyed by a giant sheet of mylar. Is known to future generations as the Great Tokyo Jiffy-Pop Disaster.

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  27. The Overlords by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 2, Funny

    I seem to recall that the Overlords in Arthur C. Clarke's Childhood's End had this ability. I, for one, welcome our new Overlord overlords.

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  28. Re:Some ideas aren't to bad. by Kadin2048 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Rather than making the sunshade orbit earth, wouldn't it be easier to put the shade at some point between the sun and the Earth? Say at one of the Lagrange points?

    It wouldn't have to be a solid shade, either -- just truck a lot of water out there and spray it out through a nozzle, and create a cloud of ice crystals. They'd diffuse the incoming light rather than blocking it completely, and as a "fail safe," perhaps you could put them in a slightly unstable orbit, so that over time they'd stop shadowing the planet. If the system wasn't refreshed every few years, it would stop working. (Or maybe the solar wind would push it out of the Lagrange point and cause it to fail eventually...?)

    I'm sure there's probably some better fluid to use than water (maybe something lighter?), I was just using it as an example. Maybe even we could use a material that absorbs at particular wavelengths -- diffusing infrared while letting visible light through?

    We're only trying to block light here, it seems like a solid shade would be overkill. Why not make a cloud? They do a good job at blocking light inside the atmosphere.

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  29. Highlander Highlander 2 Highlander 3 by MoFoQ · · Score: 2, Funny

    damn it...u had to ruin it for me!
    I was trying to get Keanu's butt out of my mind....thx man...thx.

  30. Because people don't like change by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You can see that in all facets of life, and thus in weather as well. However the weather used to be that's "normal" in the minds of most people so when it changes in any way that's "abnormal" and thus a problem. Even if they intellectually understand it most people don't really grasp that the only constant on the world is change.

    I will say that such a plan, as a last resort isn't a bad idea because regardless of what the Earth would naturally do we want to keep it habitable for humans. The Earth may go through a natural cycle that would kill us off and we want to stop that, if we can.

    However in general we shouldn't screw with things like this because it's clear we have a very poor graps of how climate actually works.

  31. And the level of ignorance is also astounding by TheAxeMaster · · Score: 4, Insightful

    To think that dumping billions of tons of CO2 (and slightly less H20) into the atmosphere over the last 30 years alone (rough calculations indicate around 130 billion tons from early 70s to early 00s), while simultaneously deforesting much of the world's forests as fast as they can be cut, has little to no effect on the environment is the height of ignorance. CO2, the #2 greenhouse gas out there, right with H20 (which also comes from that gas combustion). And lets not forget that even modern gas engines aren't 100% efficient, so there's all that waste heat and energy dumped into the atmosphere that was previously buried underground. And this is only considering gasoline produced in the past 30 years. Figure the long-term gas use/production, not to mention coal and natural gas, and it is enough to make you sick (if you care, that is).
     
    What we need are real solutions to undo what we've done and at least bring the global temperature down a bit. Remember that article about how the temp is as high as it has ever been for as long as we have accurate records? Yeah, what we're doing is real, you can feel it when you walk outside. Blocking the sun just gives us an excuse to keep doing as we've been doing, not to mention F'ing up the ecosystem in the process.

  32. Re:and.... by zerblat · · Score: 2, Informative
    Quoting the Wikipedia article that you linked:
    Infrared radiation is popularly known as "heat" or perhaps "heat radiation," since many physics teachers traditionally attribute all radiant heating to infrared light. This is wrong, and is a very widespread misconception. Light or electromagnetic waves of any frequency will heat surfaces which absorb it. IR light from the sun only accounts for 50% of the heating of the Earth, the rest is caused by visible light.
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  33. Whatever by xstonedogx · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Do you also advocate moving away from places like Canada and Norway rather than building heated homes?

    In the context of humans adapting to nature vs. adapting nature to humans, there is no fundamental difference between preventing the icecaps from melting and putting in better flood control. We are still adapting nature to our needs (i.e. controlling nature), not the other way around. In fact, preventing the ice caps from melting is an example of better flood control.

  34. Re:and.... by Mozk · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah those plants and their damn migratory routes.

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  35. Re: The level of arrogance is astounding by MobyDisk · · Score: 5, Informative
    I want to set this straight since it comes up often:

    According to the University of California, Santa Barbara:
    Carbon dioxide is abundant in volcanic gases, but not enough to significantly contribute to the greenhouse effect. Volcanoes contribute about 110 million tons of carbon dioxide per year while man's activities contribute about 10 billion tons per year.
  36. Cartoons? Doesn't anyone read anymore? by dan828 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Larry Niven did this in his novel "A World Out of Time" published in 1976. Damned internet generation.

  37. Oh FFS... by Bemopolis · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Photons are enegy packets. If an object absorbs it, it heats up. If that object were a baseball bat, I'd pummel you with it. Then I'd find any moderator who marked this 'Interesting' and percussively sterilize him with it.

    It's one thing to say something ignorant; it's another to raise that stupidity above my reading threshold.

    Bemopolis

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  38. soviet solar scientists by GlenRaphael · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Would you happen to have the name of a reputable scientist that claims solar output variation is responsible for global warming, by any chance?
    The Russian solar physicists Galina Mashnich and Vladimir Bashkirtsev of the Irkutsk Institute of Solar-Terrestrial Physics think that recent warming is directly tied to the sunspot cycle and the planet will soon start cooling again. They are so sure of this that they accepted a $10,000 wager to that effect with climate scientist James Annan. The bet is that the planet's average surface temperature will be lower 1012-2017 than it was 1998-2003.

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    1. Re:soviet solar scientists by JPribe · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nope. The sun has nothing to do with the temperature of the earth. Nothing at all.

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  39. A sad indicator by treppie · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We finally start to recognize the negative consequences of some change that's happening in nature. There happens to be a preponderance of evidence that certain actions of human society are responsible for this change. So do we all say "Hey, I guess we need to change our habits" and try to fix the problem at it's most probable source? No. Instead, some of us say "Well, if messing around with part of our ecosystem without having a clue what we were doing got us into this mess, then, by golly, maybe messing around with a different part of our ecosystem without having a clue what we are doing will get us out of it!" This really is a sad indicator of human psychology. Even when we recognize our problem, and even when we recognize that we our the source of that problem, we try to fix things by doing anything other than changing ourselves. Mess with the oceans, mess with the clouds, put sun-shades in space, but certainly don't make humans alter their behavior or make society adapt to a new way of meeting our energy needs!

  40. 3-Day Blinds is having a sale by wardk · · Score: 2, Funny

    these guys can get it delivered to custom size in only 3 days

  41. What about "global dimming"? by dowdle · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have to admit that I didn't read the article (yet)... but this begs the question... what about "global dimming". Haven't heard of global dimming? most people haven't. For a good overview, visit:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_dimming

    Reducing the amount of sunlight that hits the earth is already happening with some negative side effects.

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  42. Re:Heaven forbid... by ArsonSmith · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sorry, I would rather find a way to make chicks more comforatable about giving head than to just go with out. Finding solutions to keep a life style is always more prefered then to change the lifestyle.

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  43. That'll just cause more greenhouse gasses by StarkRG · · Score: 2

    The problem is not too much Sun it's too much heat. The reason the heat's there is that we've got greenhouse gasses. Were it not for the greenhouse gasses this planet would be a freezing ball of ice and rock. We have too much greenhouse gasses. Carbon dioxide is one of, if not the, biggest contributor to the greenhouse effect. Chloroplasts absorb and convert carbon dioxide during the light stage, however, during the dark stage they actually produce carbon dioxide. The overall effect of the two stages is that carbondioxide is reduced. If we reduce the amount of light being recieved by these plants the ratio might be altered and plants won't be able to absorb as much carbon dioxide as they currently do, perhaps even giving off more than they absorb. The plants will also not be able to make as much energy and will die. Decomposing plants give off more greenhouse gasses that'll just cause more of a problem than we currently do.

    And don't say that moving the planet further out is going to make a difference, if Mars and Venus were switched they'd pretty much retain their current climates. Venus too hot for most solid metals, and Mars too cold and variable to sustain much gasseous carbon dioxide...

  44. Re:Found one: Stephen Hawking. by jelle · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Sure we do. I definitely would not contradict Steven Hawking in his field of expertise. But global climatology is an area where he's a layman just like the rest of us."

    You can say what you want, but a scientist and author as bright as Mr Hawking is not a layman in anything that he talks about as a speaker at a conference.

    Do you think that a thorough understanding of math, physics, chemistry, and astronomy, let's say "the universe" has nothing to do with climate? And when a highly intelligent scientist such as Mr Hawking talks about it, he doesn't know what he's talking about?

    Wake up and smell the coffee.

    A lot of fields of science are quite strongly related. For example, the famous physicist Niels Bohr was definitely not a layman in other fields, say chemistry.

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  45. Oh you missed one by fandog · · Score: 2, Funny

    A: determine honestly to the best of our ability what and when and how ( leaving if on the table ) we humans will be affected. and no dilly dallying or politicing, or hiding heads in sand.

    B: once we know that, decide how we semicollectively want to respond. options seem to include getting us off the earth, and letting it go the way it wants to, while we terraform lifeless ( hopefully ) planets elsewhere, space stations, etc, etc. Or deciding to taylor earth better to our liking ( would not be my first choice ). and think of other strategies.

    C: Put the plan into action, if one is needed.

    D: PROFIT! :)
  46. Time Magazine: Another Ice Age? [24 June 1974] by ekiledal · · Score: 3, Informative

    http://time-proxy.yaga.com/time/archive/printout/0 ,23657,944914,00.html/

    Perhaps we should give the scientists a cooling off period before we start messing with climate control?

  47. Hugely dangerous! by apt_user · · Score: 3, Informative

    Trying to engineer our climate doesn't count as adapting, it is as foolhardy as a little kid trying to cool his bedroom in the summer by breaking out his dad's power tools and cutting holes in the walls.

    I'm a historian, and I can tell you for a fact that the earth has been much warmer in the past than it is now, and I really do not think that we are responsible for the climate warming that we're observing now. Applying systems theory to the data doesn't work because our instumentation hasn't been good enough for long enough to really tell us much; we could be looking at a perfectly natural rise in temperature that cycles every few thousand years. The astronomers up the hall from me say that the surface of Mars has been increasing in temperature at the same rate as Earth's for as long as we've been able to observe it. They think that our climate is reflecting a cycle going on in the Sun. It could be so. In any case, a warmer climate is nothing new and nothing to worry about as long we can adapt.

  48. Can the reverse work? by JimBobJoe · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well not exactly the reverse, but how about using a series of lenses to warm up the northern hemisphere during winter? Them equator types probably wouldn't mind missing a bit of heat during December and we Ohioans could use an extra 20 degrees 3-4 months of the year.

    A certain amount of the flora and fauna of the north depends on low temperatures, as I've understood it, and there are repercussions in that regards. On the other hand, it's a relatively easy sell environmentally--a 20 degree increase in temperature for the Northern United States (during winter) would reduce the resources used to heat homes and offices significantly--thereby reducing the accompanying pollution.

  49. Here is definitive proof, at last, by GungaDan · · Score: 3, Funny

    that the Simpsons is fully 3 /. mod point points funnier than the Angry Beavers.

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  50. Re:and.... by ultranova · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I rank this up there with trying to create black holes on Earth. What happens if you mess up?

    The gravity of the situation becomes crushing ?-)

    Well, what actually happens is that the BH will vaporize into pure energy near-instantly due to Hawking's radiation. This creates an explosion whose size depends on the mass of the hole.

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