White House Demands Encryption for Sensitive Data
An anonymous reader writes "Stung by a series of data losses or disclosures at federal agencies over the past month, the White House is requiring all agencies to follow new guidelines when allowing employees to carry sensitive data on laptops or access the information from afar, according to the Washington Post. From the article: 'To comply with the new policy, agencies will have to encrypt all data on laptop or handheld computers unless the data are classified as "non-sensitive" by an agency's deputy director. Agency employees also would need two-factor authentication -- a password plus a physical device such as a key card -- to reach a work database through a remote connection, which must be automatically severed after 30 minutes of inactivity. Finally, agencies would have to begin keeping detailed records of any information downloaded from databases that hold sensitive information, and verify that those records are deleted within 90 days unless their use is still required.'"
Why has this not been done before? But let me guess the encryption is ROT13.
- The default settings of P2P applications share all documents and media files on your machine. Which P2P apps are they talking about?
- P2P file exchanges generally violate international copyright laws. - Stop lumping P2P with piracy, DoD!
- Enable Wired Equivalent Privacy (WEP) on all laptops, PDAsand wireless access points. - WPA anyone?
- THE INTERNET IS ALWAYS WATCHING - But the DoD is always watching the Internet, so don't worry!
- CLASSIFIED CPU's should be at least 3 feet from UNCLASSIFIED CPU's - Cooties?
- Traveling with a government computer? Keep track of it! - Good thing you told me! I never take the time to keep track of my laptop when I travel.
Also check out page 37 for the most hilarious picture ever included in a PDF (labeled 38 in the actual PDF).-William Brendel
OMFG!!! By publishing this information the media is helping the terrorists! How will we ever win the wars on terror like this? I'm offended! There are folks that want to kill people out there!!!
The Farewell Tour II
It actually makes sense!
A. Practical Solutions:
1. As every agent who possesses sensitive information leaves office, shoot him.
2. Destroy his/her/it's laptop.
B. Impractical solutions:
1. Build a new proprietary operating system for secret agents.
2. Build proprietary hardware for them.
3. Build scretive, propriateary network cards, that operate on proprietary, unpublished protocols.
If neither Plan A or B seems workable, post Ask Slashdot for ideas!
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