AOL To Be Free For Broadband Users?
mikesd81 writes "AOL may give away more services including its AOL.com accounts reserved for paying customers. They have a proposal under consideration which calls for Time Warner's online unit to stop charging subscription fees to users who have high-speed Internet access or even dial-up service from a rival provider. Under the plan the company would continue to charge the fees for those needing dial-up access through AOL. The AOL software also would allow subscribers to continue using instant messaging, Web journals and other services without having to download separate software or figure out Web-based options. That would ease the transition and encourage them to keep using AOL services, the person familiar with the matter said."
then you'd have to use AOL.
. . . only newbies would use AOL. Oh, wait! ;-)
A: Yes, but it sucks 10 times faster.
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me too!
I could get AIDS for free, too. That doesn't make it desirable.
Trolling is a art,
The AOL access may be free, but they are going to start charging for the install CDs.
Stabbing yourself in the face is free, too, but it's still not a good idea.
I guess too many people figured out AOL wasn't 'The Internet'?
Bang that crayon a little further up my nose, Moe. Woo hoo! AOL! How can I lose?
I mean they never let you cancel. "Please try AOL free for 50 more days"
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I'm eagerly awaiting the point when their software passes 700MB, so they can start using 1GB usb keys.
Maybe its just me but every time I see AOLers written down I confuse it with the word 'assholes'.
and for you
So now what is AOL gonna do when one of these free accounts wants to cancel? Offer 6 months of double-secret free service?
Quoting is like masturbating, people know you do it.
AOL Customer Service: AOL how can I help you?
AOL users: We'd like to cancel our accounts please.
AOLCS: I'm sorry what part of our service were you unhappy with?
AOL users: We'd like to cancel our accounts please.
AOLCS: But you logged Umpteenzillion hours on your accounts last month...
AOL users: We'd like to cancel our accounts please.
AOLCS: Do you know we'll be hosting a live chat with Lionel Ritchie for paying users only next month?
AOL users: We'd like to cancel our accounts please.
AOLCS: Why won't you tell us why you are unhappy?
AOL users: We'd like to cancel our accounts please.
[three weeks later]
AOLCS: Please pretty please with sugar on top don't go!
AOL users: We'd like to cancel our accounts please.
AOLCS: Fine!! you can just have the whole d@mn thing for free!! We'll figure out some other way to fleece you!
AOL users: We'd STILL like to cancel our accounts please.
-- QED
-Eric
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