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Genetic Reason for Your Gadget Habit
You can't help it if you need to get the latest gadgets. Well... perhaps it's not quite such a serious medical affliction, but scientists have found a genetic basis for some folks' burning desire to have the latest and greatest. There's even a name for it - neophilia. Apparently, some of us have elevated levels of a cellular enzyme, monoamine oxidase A, and are more in need of stimulation from new things.
Neophilia is wanting new things...
as opposed to Necrophilia, which is wanting things that aren't really 'fresh' anymore.
The scientific details are unimportant. The real question is, as it's not my fault, who can I sue over this?
Is there a way to cut the levels of this enzyme? I need to get my wife to stop
filling my house with crap from wal-mart and sams club. It isn't gadgets, but
I imagine that the need for new stuff would be filled via other means for
people that don't like electronics.
you had neophilia and amnesia at the same time. Imagine the pleasure of discovering your new right hand every 20 seconds.
Apparently, some of us have elevated levels of a cellular enzyme, monoamine oxidase A, and are more in need of stimulation from new things.
I keep telling my girlfriend that, but she just won't go for it.
I have a strange urge to possess a gadget that can measure the level of this "gadget disease" in people.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
I guess the opposite would be retrophilia - the love of buying other people's junk off eBay, while dreaming of hitting the jackpot on Antiques Roadshow, or browsing antique shops while dreaming of making a fortune on eBay.
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Great, great. Now c'mon... make with a new article, already!
Yes, I found that once I grew up and actually had to pay for my own gadgets, my desire for said gadgets declined steeply.
Forget non-profit organizations...I'm going for a government grant to study this disorder.
Of course, if I'm doing important research like this, I'm going to have to have access to the latest technology. I'll need a hefty grant.
This thread is old and boring now... I need a new, more interesting topic.
They gave a new name to the "OOOH SHINEY!" syndrome that every geek has.
I'm all for it as long as they come up with a disability program that helps us. You know, add's an additional $50,000.00 a year to your income for supporting the shiney habit or offering an insurance card that allows us to buy the items with a $20.00 co-pay to offset the costs of collecting new shiney objects with blinking lights.
Although I can see it now... "Im sorry sir but you have already bought a HD-DVD player this month on your plan, you will have to wait until next month. you can buy a new CD changer or GPS though with your monthly allowance."
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No, that's communioimagognarusturmaphilia, or "JPEG collector's disease", as it is commonly called.
Free as in mason.
That's a GREAT IDEA!
:D
Then... I could afford MORE gadgets!
We get special disability handouts from the government at the expense of your fellow tax payers?
Handouts we can use to buy new gadgets? Awesome!
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Shhh! How else am I to afford those bacterial DVDs when they come out?
apparently the grass is ALWAYS greener
And the bushes are cut differently.
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Me too. I am totally burned out on technology. Maybe one of these days I will get a cell phone. My buddy taking a picture and sending it to his GF was pretty cool.
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Build a better moustrap, and only the Neophilic mice will beat a path to your door.