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Review: Nerdcore Hip-Hop Compilation CD Project

'Nerdcore' is a tricky thing to nail down. Some of it is simply novelty niche tracks with cheesy lyrics, and gimmicky derivative music. Some of it is inspired by trip-hop, others from 80s hip hop or 90s gangsta. A lot of it is really bad. And some of it is actually really good. Witty, sharp lyrics. Entertaining beats and excellent production value. You can hear all of these things on Rhyme Torrents Nerdcore Compilation. Read on for my review.

The best part is that this is all available freely as bittorrents. It'll take you many hours to wade through it all, but the gems in there make it worth the trip.

What I hear on these albums really runs a wide spectrum of music, both in terms of genre and production value. Some sound like a kid with his iMac and a mic. And there's others that sound just as produced as any mainstream studio release. Of course music is about more than how expensive of a mic you used: you'll hear "Good" songs in both groups.

Besides the fact that almost all of these tracks are 'Rap', if there is a unifying feature here it's that the songs are about nerdish things. You'll hear tracks reciting Pi, talking smack about operating systems, and games from Super Mario Bros to Warcraft and Dungeons and Dragons. Much of the Post Dre rap you've heard celebrates the 'Gangsta' lifestyle. Personally I find much of this very hard to take seriously. Likewise, much of the lyrics just get campy. It's like a Weird Al mad libs lyric, where the rapper tries to rhyme whatever techish things pop into mind. Sometimes it works. Sometimes it doesn't.

MC Hawking is a great example. His track essentially an MC Battle style rap that relies on the synthesizer voice gimmick. But damnit it actually works. The lyrics are tight and amusing. I wish the hook was stronger, but thats a track I'll enjoy listening to.

Monzy's 'So Much Drama in the PhD' works as well. 'I run gmake and gcc / and i ain't never called malloc without calling free'. The parts come together really well. He might not be the best rapper you've ever heard, but I really enjoy the track. But the lyrics are ultimately that of a novelty song. Very entertaining with a good beat, but very niche.

Ytcracker's "In My Time" is just a fantastic track. You'll be hard pressed not to tap your foot. His lyrics are less obvious then most anything else on the rest of the album. He might be referencing the Atari 2600 or downloading porn to a USB pen, but you could play this track outside a compilation like this and it works. He's probably my favorite on the set. I had to snag more of his stuff from his web site, and it was interesting to see that his work is actually progressing. Having mined the most extreme end of the tech/geek world, his last few songs are stronger for it.

Another common theme here is liberal use of samples. Almost everything has samples from somewhere. You'll here the sound of Mario catching a mushroom integrated into the beats of tracks, and countless game theme songs and sound effects split apart and remixed. Sometimes it's just a gimmick. Other times it works musically. In addition to liberal use of sampling, copyright issues are a common theme in many tracks as well. Sometimes it's subtle, flippant references to downloading movies. But in the case of "Fuck the MPAA"... well, not so much in the way of subtle ;) Don't get me wrong- I got little warm fuzzies hearing sounds that i haven't heard in years, back from my childhood. But after 70 odd tracks, the novelty fades.

On a somewhat related notes, Googling a few of these artists and you'll find another common theme- the remix. Many of these artists feature remixes on their own sites done by others. Doing this definitely shows that a compilation like this is only the tip of the nerdcore iceberg.

It's also worth noting that there are a number of tracks that kinda don't fit. Foreign language stuff. Stuff that falls more into the pop category than hip hop. Some of these tracks are allright, but they feel out of place in this compilation. Like the Rappy McRapper track 'Lick Your Own Butthole Dance'. It's purely goofy silly stuff. Not bad mind you, but it simply doesn't fit. That said, I must have listened to that butthole song 10 times. It's so stupid I love it.

I sort all my music using iTunes '5 Star' thingee. Anything I rate 1-2 stars, I never want to hear again. 17 tracks here fell into that category. Anything 4-5 stars is stuff that goes into my uber playlist. I currently have 1174 songs in this playlist. Of the 4 CDs of music here, 15 songs made it to that playlist. Thats better then most music I listen to.

My suggestion- just download it. Listen to a couple tracks at a time. Don't listen to 15 in a row or it'll break you. Listening to someone rap about Warcraft and followed by one about rolling D20s gets old when strung together. But the best tracks on here stand tall, taking "Nerdcore" away from being simply silly novelty tracks ready for morning zoo radio and campus CS labs, and instead showing that the so called "Nerdcore" lifestyle can be celebrated in at least as interesting way as "Gangsta". The best tracks here do just that. Finding them is fun. A number of artists here are doing just that.

But at the end of the day, sometimes you just need to find a bit of music that you can relate to. And when you hear 'join me in the basement cuz it's warcraft patch day / time for D&D a frontalittle mainstay' day, so it's time to play D&D.... well, thats my Tuesday too. There's something odd about hearing it rapped about.

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  1. Post your favorite 'nerdcore' artists! by Comsn · · Score: 2, Interesting

    like mc chris
    http://www.mcchris.com

    or rappy mcrapperson
    http://www.rappymcrapperson.com

    1. Re:Post your favorite 'nerdcore' artists! by DarkShadeChaos · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I think my favorite was Weird Al... not that there are too many examples, but those shine (especially All about the Pentiums)

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  2. Why rap?? by RingDev · · Score: 4, Informative

    There are great non-rap geek songs in the world. My current favorite has to be "Code Monkey" http://www.jonathancoulton.com/lyrics/code-monkey

    -Rick

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    1. Re:Why rap?? by jrumney · · Score: 2, Insightful
      There are great non-rap geek songs in the world

      I'm not so sure about that, but there are certainly great non-geek rap songs in the world, so why not rap?

  3. Re:Geez by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Or maybe geeks recognize those bands as the most overrated acts in the history of music.

  4. DDR Mario by Slightly+Askew · · Score: 2, Funny

    I recently bought DDR Mario Mix for the Gamecube. While I'm not a fan of house/techno/trance/whatever music, I was impressed with the remix of some of the classic Mario songs. I'm waiting for one of these mixes to show up at the local dance club just to see how many people catch the underlying music:

    "Dude, why do I have the sudden urge to jump on top of your head?"

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  5. bling by MrSquirrel · · Score: 3, Funny

    What does nerdcore need to bring it in the the mainstream?... MATERIAL ITEMS -- yes I'm referring to "bling". With the ultra-materialistic and ego-centric minds of the masses, having a piece of "bling" makes one feel special (just like everyone else). What will the nerdcore "bling" be? Diamond-studded pocket protectors? Gold-capped braces? Keyboards with hydraulics? Segways with rims?

    In all reality, I don't think nerdcore is geared to ever become mainstream... which is good, because mainstream usually means "mindless crap to please the masses and get them to buy things".

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    1. Re:bling by TheDreadSlashdotterD · · Score: 2, Funny

      Back in my day, boy, we wore motherboards around our necks, holstered dremel tools, and spike our hair with thermal grease.

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  6. rating system by mcmonkey · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Anything I rate 1-2 stars, I never want to hear again.

    My keyboard has a special key for songs (and other things) with such ratings. I call it the 'delete' key.

    Seriously, why bother rating something you never want to hear again? Why not just delete it? It this an iTunes thing?

  7. Re:Geez by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Well, basically we want to have something to define us, too.

    It's cool to have some music, some lyrics, some inside jokes that nobody "gets" but you. Find me a non-nerd who could appreciate something like "2B or not 2B, that is FF".

    Same with music. And its lyrics, its style, the way it works.

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  8. Devo by geekoid · · Score: 3, Insightful

    was nerdcore in the 70's/80's.

    I'm just sayin'

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  9. Re:Geez by instantkamera · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is a joke right?

    Music is an art. You dont have to be the best with a brush to make great are. Likewise, Skilled hands dont always make the most heartfelt pieces.

    An artist needs to be proficient enough to express what they want, in the manner they truely envisioned because, thankfully, art is not defined by the strict confines of scientific/mathematical perfection.

    Translation:

    Dream Theater is the pizza topping equivalent of DUB CHEE.

  10. Re:Geez by geekoid · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I see, it's not music you like, therefore it's not real. How closed minded.

    Once I stiopped disliking music because of it's genre, I found a lot of really good stuff.

    I think EmmnEmm is a fantastic story teller who has some music that really cuts to the painfull part of parenting.

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  11. Re:Bah by linvir · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah right, I'm sure CmdrTaco - founder and overlord of Slashdot - is just dying to be accepted as a true member of the 'nerd crowd' at Slashdot.

  12. Re:Geez by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    "Or maybe geeks recognize those bands as the most overrated acts in the history of music..."

    I dunno....all that playing their own instruments, and composing original music, lyrics and sounds vs sampling/stealing others work hardly sounds like groups that would be overrated. Possibly they are admired for their actual talent for creating something new and musical at the same time.

    I dunno, with (c)rap, it seems if you had enough equipment (sampling, drum machine, mixing) and write some rhymes...anyone can do it. Hell, I could probably do it....and if that's the case, it can't possibly be talent. Anybody can shout out phrases to a drum beat...what happened to people that can actually sing, play instruments, work in melodies and harmonies...?

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  13. some bad nerdcore rap fer ya by aendeuryu · · Score: 5, Funny

    Fingers to the keys to the code I be typing
    I'll bash that script, like a process I be sniping
    You're lamer than some h4x0r saying "Yo! Yo! Whatsup?!"
    I wish that somebody would terminate ya with a kill -HUP.
    I'm flying like Apache, you're slower than concrete.
    You're built like a gnome, and I ain't talking 'bout no suite.
    No shortcuts'll save you, your doom is complete
    No Alt-F4'll help you, no Ctl-Alt-Delete
    will stop this feat, you better believe it
    this ain't no superstition,
    I'll open all your ports and your hardrive repartition.

    So, you say you're fighting for the nerdcore crown...
    But I'd say that you're closer to a nerdcore clown.
    Pack it in, save your ass, yo H4x getthefuckouttadodge!
    You're a Beowulf unclustered, with its power cords dislodged.
    You're too l4me for this g4me, wanna fl4me? It's all the s4me
    Cuz you're an Apple 2c and I'm a mainframe.
    You're inept! Can't even play dead, you play sick.
    We couldn't pityyoumore if you were Visual Basic.
    You like that kid? Yeah, that's what I'm talking about!
    It's a rout! I flout my stout clout with this cool cool cout
    and I'm out.

    1. Re:some bad nerdcore rap fer ya by HitScan · · Score: 2, Informative

      Make that "I flout my stout clout with my std::cout" and you're good to go. (have to pronounce it "stid c-out" to make it flow though.)

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  14. Re:No MC Plus+ mention? by DigitalHammer · · Score: 2, Funny

    motherboard cap?

  15. Re:Hmm... by fotoflojoe · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...if someone told me they listened to nerdcore, I'd think "what a geek"
    But it will help you ferzle your inner nerzle.

  16. Re:Geez by mvnicosia · · Score: 2, Informative

    Please come back and post when you've listened to several albums by The Roots, Beastie Boys, Digital Underground, and A Tribe Called Quest. BTW, rap is defined by M-W as: 1 a : the science or art of ordering tones or sounds in succession, in combination, and in temporal relationships to produce a composition having unity and continuity b : vocal, instrumental, or mechanical sounds having rhythm, melody, or harmony Thanks for your uneducated and close-minded opinion, though.

  17. Re:Geez by telbij · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You would think that nerds, who are supposedly intelligent, would choose music with real musical value, stuff like Rush or Dream Theater, or other non-manufactured musical types, even jazz or classical.

    On the other hand, it's no surprise that a nerd who values intelligence above all else would fail to realize musical taste has nothing to do with intelligence.

  18. MC Frontalot by NilObject · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Not a single mention of MC Frontalot? Are you people nuts?!

    http://frontalot.com/index.php

    He's the most nerdcore!

  19. Re:Geez by ThadG · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "I dunno, with (c)rap, it seems if you had enough equipment (sampling, drum machine, mixing) and write some rhymes...anyone can do it. Hell, I could probably do it....and if that's the case, it can't possibly be talent. Anybody can shout out phrases to a drum beat...what happened to people that can actually sing, play instruments, work in melodies and harmonies...?" Whenever I hear someone say something like this, the first thought that runs through my head is that they haven't heard any rap other than what they play on the radio. In fact, I used to think the same way. The way I like to explain it is this: if you want to hear good non-rap music, would you listen to the top 40 stations? Would you watch MTV? I know I wouldn't. So why apply the same standard to rap music? Sure the mainstream sucks, it's the mainstream, that's what's expected. But if people were to actually take the time to search I think they would see that there are many rappers and MC's out there that really are creating art, I consider a lot of rappers to be some of the best songwriters and producers that I've ever heard.

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  20. Re:Geez by Thalagyrt · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dream Theater rocks my socks. That is all. =P

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  21. how can you have an article on nerdcore by ferretbot · · Score: 2, Insightful

    without mentioning the aquabats? they are your average ordinary super-human, punishers of evil rock and roll band. and they were invateing nerdcore way before any of theese guys were around. www.theaquabats.com www.myspace.com/theaquabats

  22. Re:Geez by ameoba · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Right... because drum machines & samplers aren't instruments and speaking in complex rythmical patterns is not a vocal skill.

    There's a lot of lousy, uninspired rap out there but that doesn't mean the whole genre is devoid of artistic talent.

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  23. you may want to google ProTools by BitterAndDrunk · · Score: 2, Insightful
    because even the stuff that you're qualifying as music (4 piece rock bands and the like) are now manufactured based on modern tech.

    And while we're at it, perhaps you'd like to sail on back to the late 50s/early 60s and read what reviewers thought of rock and roll. It would be a surprising parallel to your viewpoints.

    As you get older, tastes become more rigidly defined and the ability to adapt to "new" weakens. You're demonstrating that admirably.

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    1. Re:you may want to google ProTools by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Not really...I knew my parents music better than they did while growing up. I've enjoyed almost all forms of music out there. While my favorite style is anything basically blues based, I do try to listen for new things that I like. There is some country music I like these days. I like most of the rock out there, except for the rap/rock..don't see much in that.

      I can enjoy anything out there pretty much, that is "musical". Something with harmony, melody, vocals singing...

      Music through most of the years stole/borrowed from the past and built upon it and moved it forward...you can hear this in music progression from the early 30's till about the early to mid 90's. Then, something happened...and the music seemed to stop building upon the roots of the past. It lost a lot of things, including what was valued as talent, and soul.

      I recall hearing early 'rap', and I hate to call it that since it is so different to the gansta shit that is out there now that is 'rap'. Early stuff like Rappers Delight, and fun songs like Bust a Move...fun songs, good beat...vocal weren't just shouted out, and there was a good musicality to it. Somehow that is lost today where rap is now mostly a myriad of foul language derogatory of women and just about any form or authority, that glorifies a criminal way of life.

      No...I do like many forms of music...just that it has to be music. I want something that has physical instruments played by people, multiple instruments in most cases...vocal talent...etc.

      I just can't see music as someone with no vocal talent shouting obscenities to a synthetic drum beat produced in a studio where no one knows how to play a real instrument.

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  24. im a hardcore raper u kno what im sayin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    These goddamn trolls interrupting my flow. These niggas don't respek us with a +o. They gotta color spam and fake invite, bombing with asciis in yellow on white. Shit yeah. it's bright, you 12 year old kiddie. You ain't got pubes and you ain't seen titty. I'll jupe your chans and ban your ass. Don't message me with plz unban, your chance has passed! Other opers crappin up our relay net. Why haven't you delinked your 386 yet? ircd needs xeons and dual cpus. When it comes to irc hardware, you can't be a jew. Shit, nobody knows the trouble I've seen. On invites for websites with naked teens. Begs for ops and packet attacks. Shit from users who use vi, not emacs. Another long day of patrolling the IRC. Eating my doritos, and having a jerk, I chat with TheWalrus and #nanog faggots. All this niggas do is complain "the lag it's-- bad, chat is slow, and we're getting harassed." Shit, trolls, this k-line is your last. Once more and it's "G" and you're gone for good. Banned from the internet chatting neighbourhood. It's lonely at the top. Just me and CHANFIX. Day in and day out. Banning trolls with my linux. We give safe harbor to chatters world wide. From pedophiles to hacker thieves. Yeah, I won't lie: IRC is a cesspool of e-misfits. EazyCheezes and bagel-cutters like that nigga BitS. But at least we're the best. Disagree and you're gone. BRB, mom just told me gotta mow the lawn.

  25. Re:Geez by hackstraw · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I dunno, with (c)rap, it seems if you had enough equipment (sampling, drum machine, mixing) and write some rhymes...anyone can do it. Hell, I could probably do it....and if that's the case, it can't possibly be talent. Anybody can shout out phrases to a drum beat...what happened to people that can actually sing, play instruments, work in melodies and harmonies...?

    As someone who is close to the music business, no its not that easy, although it seems that way. Like people that play "real instruments" there are as much or more "rappers" out there that don't make a dime off of it.

    To me, the best thing that has ever hit the music world in the past 100 or so years has been the Grateful Dead. No band has been able to sell out almost every show every year for 30 years. Sure, people will say it was all of the good drugs, and yup, they helped, but even that is not a single variable to sell out almost every show you play on the order of about 100 shows a year.

    My slashdot name is a hack of the Grateful Dead song, Jack Straw.

    To me, the Grateful Dead perfected the concert experience. They were known for having the best sound systems in the business. They pioneered the now common time delayed towers for larger outdoor venues, and used quadraphonic sound systems in smaller indoor venues. They pioneered the "Open source" kind of mentality of allowing fans to freely record and distribute those recordings for non-commercial gain. They brought the improv of jazz and fusion into rock. They even rapped in the late 60s and maybe early 70s. Early incarnations of "US Blues" before the song was even named that, and other Pigpen songs before he died were rap-like.

    I could go on for a long time on this, but my point is that nothing that gets any kind of widespread popularity is easy. No matter how simple, cheesy, or horrible that it may be.