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DARPA's Cortically-Coupled Computer Vision System

BluePariah writes "Wired News has an article on a 'cortically coupled computer vision' system being developed at Columbia University and funded by the ever-curious folks at DARPA. Essentially, it uses the extremely powerful visual recognition ability of the human brain and couples it with a computer's raw processing power to allow a user wearing an EEG cap to filter through scores of digital images at high-speed and pick out something of interest. This has applications in military intelligence, face-recognition, anti-terrorism, and hunting down replicants."

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  1. Commercially viable. by hanshotfirst · · Score: 3, Funny

    Blip-Verts!
    The TV networks will love this!

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    1. Re:Commercially viable. by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 2, Funny

      The first commercialization of any new medium is always porn. Therefore, we can look forward to visions of computers coupling with our cortex. Yay!

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  2. pr0n by kv9 · · Score: 4, Funny

    [...] allow a user wearing an EEG cap to filter through scores of digital images at high-speed and pick out something of interest.

    hi-speed pr0n!

    1. Re:pr0n by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 2, Funny

      The gender of chosen interest in less clothing than would be accepted in public Some kind of crazy technological advancement An explosion of sorts and yes, in that order

      Then I wonder what happens when they are shown an image of a scantily clad female whos backside is exploding with some new technologically advanced orange juice delivery system?

      *shudder*

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  3. Al Gore, where are you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    So DARPA's invented something else now. How long before Al Gore goes on CNN to claim he invented this all by himself as well?

  4. In the small print... by dr_dank · · Score: 4, Funny

    *Banana clip for your face sold separately

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  5. Try digg by gatzke · · Score: 2, Funny

    We complain about /. but try digg. You will think a million monkeys are out there banging on keyboards.

  6. Leave those replicants alone by krell · · Score: 4, Funny

    "and hunting down replicants."

    Hey, they are only guilty of DNA copyright infringement! It's not like it's an actual crime, bud!

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  7. That an insult to the monkeys by technoextreme · · Score: 4, Funny
    You will think a million monkeys are out there banging on keyboards.
    Hey... At least the monkeys may produce works of Shakespeare. With Digg that is never going to happen.
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  8. ... hunting ... is right! by Vilorman · · Score: 2, Funny

    "This has applications in military intelligence, face-recognition, anti-terrorism, and hunting down replicants"

    Yeah, I've seen this one before ... where the Coyote tried using it to pick out the roadrunn behind a moving train with a slingshot. I didn't work for him.

    But maybe, Coyotes are just funny like that!

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  9. Re:Next stop... by sammy+baby · · Score: 2, Funny

    Great! So now you can watch scads of porn without actually seeing any of it!

    Wait. How is this better than when I used to sneak down into the living room as a kid to watch still-scrambled skin flicks on cable?

  10. SETI@brain? by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 4, Funny

    How soon until we get distributed-image-glancing teams together, racking up spare brain cycles for high scores and bragging rights?

  11. I've got one of these hats. by tehgimpness · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, it looks similar but it's got more tin foil.

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  12. Motion to revoke geek liscense by tinkerghost · · Score: 3, Funny
    Having publicly admitted to having never watched Bladerunner, I motion that AviLazar's geek liscense be revoked ...
    Shees, next it's going to be 2001, The Time Machine, and Ice Pirates ... where will it end ...think of the children ...
    Wait, wrong argument ...
    • where will it end - check
    • think of the children - skip
    • work of terrorists - skip
    • violation of civil rights - check ^H^H - skip
    • end of civilization - change civ to cult - check
    OK, back....
    to allow this affrontery to continue will undoubtably lead to the end of Western Culture as we know it, for without due veneration of our classical arts, we shall indeed be doomed to an eternity of Jerry Springer and Teletubbies. Oh the humanity of it all.
  13. Re:How is this different from security guards? by a_nonamiss · · Score: 4, Funny

    Even better, we could breed people specifically to serve this purpose. We could have a whole class of people created in test tubes, deprived of meaningful human contact and trained just to look at thousands of images per minute, all day every day. With banks and banks of these people, we could create a human powered "supercomputer" capable of identifying any person on earth in mere seconds!

    Note: This is currently a fictional scenario, but in one hundred years when this is actually going on, someone will stumble upon this post and realize how very forward-thinking I was...

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  14. The end of the 'analog hole'? by Comboman · · Score: 3, Funny
    Wired News has an article on a 'cortically coupled computer vision' system being developed at Columbia University and funded by the ever-curious folks at DARPA.

    Don't tell the MPAA! By feeding digital images directly into the brain of the viewer, they've finally managed to get rid of that nasty analog hole that pirates are always exploiting.

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  15. Now all we need by BoberFett · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now all we need is the technology from Spaceballs where videos can be released before the movie is finished. Have people watch security videos from the future and just have Tom Cruise round up the bad guys. Voila, no more crime.

  16. What is the CCCVS? by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 2, Funny

    This device is the Matrix. I never believed that movie BS about needing humans' electrical energy. It needs our software libarary.

    To hack through captchas for porn. It really is the hive mind.

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  17. Re:Next stop... by jafac · · Score: 2, Funny

    How telling is it that your observation was also moderated "interesting"?

    (. . . waiting for the mod points to roll on in. . . )

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