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Fear of Snakes May Have Driven Pre-Human Evolution
Krishna Dagli writes "An evolutionary arms race between early snakes and mammals triggered the development of improved vision and large brains in primates, a radical new theory suggests. The idea, proposed by Lynne Isbell, an anthropologist at the University of California, Davis, suggests that snakes and primates share a long and intimate history, one that forced both groups to evolve new strategies as each attempted to gain the upper hand. Early primates developed a better eye for color, detail and movement and the ability to see in three dimensions — traits that are important for detecting threats at close range. Humans are descended from those same primates. "
Snakes...ON A PLANE
Humans are descended from those same primates.
And lawyers/politicians/managers are descended from snakes.
At least its an explanation of the uneasy feeling I get when I see Darl Mcbride.
liqbase
1. Dream up a far-fetched 'theory' that Joe public can understand and involves strong emotions ....
2. Seek publicity
3.
4. Profit!
-- Cheers!
Men evolved from snakes...
...a snake participates in an arms race, I'll never know.
Our lineage re-gained a third
Some people also have a fourth, I've heard.
I hear the producer of Snakes on a Plane already has a sequel in the works (negotiations), Snakes on a Train (We got snakes on a train! Yes a train motha f******! Choo Choo motha f*****! Choo Choo!).
Dude, they were hardly innocent. They ran around outside butt naked for crying out loud!
COBRA!! (Cobra!)
COBRA!! (Cobra!)
Armies of the night
Evil taking flight
COBRA!! (Cobra!)
COBRA!! (Cobra!)
No where to run
No where to hide
Panic spreading far and wide
Who can turn the tide?
GI Joe- (A real American hero)
Yo Joe!
GI Joe is there
Fighting for freedom
Wherever there's trouble
over land and sea and air
GI Joe is there
"I've spent my whole life figuring out crazy ways to do things. It'll work." -- Montgomery Scott, "Relics"
Scientist 1: How'd you like my paper on "Impact of herpetological influence on anthropological evolution?"
Scientist 2: Bad news, dude! The "bible-thumpers" have glommed off your hypothesis! Something in Genesis about chicks stomping on snakes. Sounds fetishy. Anyway, we can't afford to lend these cretins any legitimacy. You'll have to think of something else.
Scientist 1: Crap! Back to the drawing board. How about 'gators? They're hella scary!
Gamingmuseum.com: Give your 3D accelerator a rest.
Gamingmuseum.com: Give your 3D accelerator a rest.
- Picasso
Gamingmuseum.com: Give your 3D accelerator a rest.
Sorry, scientologists, you have a very interesting religion and, unfortunately, your most well-known members are, in fact, celebrities who love to throw their legal weight around. I know they aren't representative of your entire religion, but if your religion is so well-connected, please have your leaders calm that crazy couch-jumper and his ilk. KTHXBYE.
Colin Dean Go a year without DRM
To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
Indiana Jones: Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?
Sallah: Asps. Very dangerous. You go first.
Worse yet is finding out that that very post was the straw that broke the camels back, and it is the single identifiable reason that Allah curses you with an eternity of pain and torment. Now that would be some funny irony.
> The older Gods did have testability.
;)
....Mount Olympus.
....I'm coming to visit your very excellent palace of the gods. Yo, Zeus? Hera? Extremely hot babe goddess Aphrodite? Apollo? --Oh, shit, of course the Sun god's not here, he's up in the sky riding his awesome sun chariot.... Uh, guys?
... the ... [shouts next word at the top of his lungs] FUCK?!?!?!?!?! [His voice echoes faintly from nearby mountains. Some distance below, various avalanches start rumbling.]
Particularly the Olympians, the family of ancient Greek gods headed by the great Zeus, all of whom resided in their divine palace atop Mount Olympus.
I don't know if there is *any* documentation to back this up, but it is not unreasonable to suppose that the Greeks eventually abandoned their religion when something like this happened....
Sum Dudius Extremis, intrepid mountain climber: Yo, my fellow excellent Greek dudes, I have, like, scaled every high peak and sheer rock face in all of Greece! Every mountain and cliff wall from Athens to Macedonia, I have come, I have seen, and I have totally conquered! All, like, except one. [dramatic pause]
fellow Greeks: NO FUCKING WAY, DUDIUS! ARE YOU SHITTING US?! YOU GOT TO BE TOTALLY FUCKING INSANE! YOU'RE GOING TO, LIKE, MAJORLY PISS OFF ZEUS AND THE OTHER TOTALLY EXCELLENT OLYMPIANS, DUDIUS!!
Dudius: Yes, my fellow excellent Greek dudes, I know that I'll almost certainly, like, totally incur the divine wrath of the Olympians if I even get close to their very excellent palace in the clouds. Which means, basically, that my life will be forfeit and won't be worth shit. BUT I MUST AT LEAST TRY!!
fellow Greeks: DUDIUS, YOU FUCK! YOU TOTAL MANIAC!!
[some time later, near the peak of Mount Olympus]
Dudius: [calling out nervously as he scales the mountain] Uh, yo? Olympians? Hello, Olympians, hello? I know you probably, like, totally know this already, but
[Dudius has reached the peak by now and looks around at an extremely impressive yet lonely vista atop Mount Olympus. There is absolutely nobody and nothing around except clouds.]
Dudius: [gazing around in disbelief and increasing agitation] Guys? Guys?? What
"All hands, BRACE FOR IMPACT!"