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New Code Discovered in DNA?

anthemaniac writes "The NY Times is reporting that scientists have found a second code in DNA that goes beyond the genes. The code is superimposed genetic information and 'sets the placement of the nucleosomes, miniature protein spools around which the DNA is looped. The spools both protect and control access to the DNA itself. The discovery, if confirmed, could open new insights into the higher order control of the genes, like the critical but still mysterious process by which each type of human cell is allowed to activate the genes it needs but cannot access the genes used by other types of cell.'"

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  1. So wait by antifoidulus · · Score: 5, Funny

    like the critical but still mysterious process by which each type of human cell is allowed to activate the genes it needs but cannot access the genes used by other types of cell.

    So my body has built in DRM?!

    1. Re:So wait by tomstdenis · · Score: 3, Funny

      That means farking is a DMCA violation. Hmm...

      Tom

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    2. Re:So wait by geoffrobinson · · Score: 2, Funny

      The RIAA was right. Life as we know it is endangered by free, unhindered downloads.

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    3. Re:So wait by JudgeFurious · · Score: 2, Funny

      Exactly and these guys are getting themselves into a world of litigation by trying to break it. My client, known to many of you as GOD ALMIGHTY has retained the services of my firm to protect his substantial investment in your genetic code which I may add you merely licensed from him when you agreed to the EULA by leaving the womb.

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    4. Re:So wait by 3waygeek · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, right. Where in heaven is God going to find a lawyer?

    5. Re:So wait by baKanale · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, right. Where in heaven is God going to find a lawyer?

      I think you mean to say, "Where the hell is God going to find a lawyer?"

    6. Re:So wait by DigiShaman · · Score: 2, Funny

      No it's not because you're creating a new compilation with another member. ;) Now cloning however...

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    7. Re:So wait by The-Bus · · Score: 3, Funny

      That's not a surprise. For years, I've been friendly enough to offer sharing my genetic code with any number of buxom, nubile females. I was told the code was "incompatible" and often never even got to the I/O phase.

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    8. Re:So wait by 0xABADC0DA · · Score: 2, Funny

      My cells factor very large primes, therefore I am

    9. Re:So wait by doublem · · Score: 2, Funny

      So, you never got past the Handshake phase?

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  2. DNA DRM? by shadowknot · · Score: 3, Funny
    The code is superimposed genetic information and 'sets the placement of the nucleosomes, miniature protein spools around which the DNA is looped. The spools both protect and control access to the DNA itself.

    Does this mean that DNA has DRM?

  3. Genes, introns and nucleosomes by Intron · · Score: 4, Funny

    Personally, I think it's God's version of Sudoku.

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  4. Yes, and by 2names · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'll bet it is controlled by an Active Directory installation.

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    1. Re:Yes, and by n2art2 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Is that why we have to crash once a day, and it takes 6-8 hours to reboot?

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  5. Proff of intellijent design!!!11 by Lord_Slepnir · · Score: 3, Funny

    Only Go^H^Han intelligent designer could have implemented DNA with private and protected data. This sort of thing just can't randomly 'evolve'.

    1. Re:Proff of intellijent design!!!11 by Bemopolis · · Score: 3, Funny

      Only a crappy programmer would fill essential code with this kind of cruft. No wonder it takes the hardware decades to split off daughter processes.

      Come to think of it, a lot of the crappiest programmers I know think they're God -- er, intelligent designers. Anselm would be proud.

      Bemopolis

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  6. software problem by hey · · Score: 4, Funny

    Any software problem can be solved by adding another layer of indirection.
    So apparenlty we are a software problem.

  7. And in further news, the histones... by dpbsmith · · Score: 2, Funny

    have been discovered to be eighty units long and oriented face down, nine edge first.

  8. C'mon baby... by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 4, Funny

    I have a lot of good code, ready for re-use!

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    1. Re:C'mon baby... by jfengel · · Score: 5, Funny

      And like any good programmer, you're willing to share the source for free.

      Just don't expect you to maintain it.

  9. Breaking News!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Hidden message deciphered in nucleosomes: WE ARE SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE.

  10. New Code Discovered in DNA by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 5, Funny

    New Code Discovered in DNA

    b-e-s-u-r-e-t-o-d-r-i-n-k-y-o-u-r-o-v-a-l-t-i-n-e

  11. Duh!! by Billosaur · · Score: 2, Funny

    Everybody knows there's a hidden code in our DNA... Leonardo DaVinci put it there!

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  12. Re:Precisely. by LiLWiP · · Score: 3, Funny

    I am just waiting for the new book due out soon.... Men are Linux, Women are OSX... I guess that the gay and lesbian population are different versions of windows?

  13. Re:Precisely. by gharris · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nah, they just run the other os in a virtual machine.

  14. New code found by Improv · · Score: 3, Funny

    With much fear, surprise, and surprise for some of the scientists, they began to read the new code... it began:

    #!/usr/bin/perl -ane ......

    One scientist looked at the other, and said "This explains everything!"

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  15. Re:DNA code read backwards ! by nytes · · Score: 2, Funny

    If you play my genes backwards, you hear a car accident and then someone says "Paul is dead. Paul is dead."

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  16. Re:Precisely. by n2art2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I would say it the other way around. Men are OS X and Women are Linus. (Men are easier to understand, logical. Women on the other hand, require a lot of time massaging and learning just the right way to interact in order to get what you want out of them, and even then sometimes the outcome is unexpected, and requires more massaging.

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  17. Re:Precisely. by LiLWiP · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, you are right. With women if their dependencies aren't met then they shut down on you and you get NOTHING out of them.... I agree..