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Did Humans Evolve? No, Say Americans

Stern Thinker writes "In a 2005 poll covering 33 countries, Americans are the least likely (except for Turkish respondents) to assert that 'humans developed ... from earlier species of animals.' Iceland, meanwhile, has an 85% acceptance rating for evolution." The blurb on the site for Science magazine is less circumspect about the findings: "The acceptance of evolution is lower in the United States than in Japan or Europe, largely because of widespread fundamentalism and the politicization of science in the United States."

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  1. Note that the poll only covered Japan and Europe by bunions · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can't believe I'm trying to defend America's honor by pointing out that we may still be better than Burma or Pakistan. :(

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  2. Praytell! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Some claim politization. I say Americans are simply observant. Take a look around in America lately, would you believe evolution?

  3. Perhaps they're right! by greenguy · · Score: 4, Funny

    I, for one, consider George W evidence that we some of us have evolved very little from monkeys.

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  4. Re:Well...a little of both? by bunions · · Score: 5, Funny

    "I guess I often think of something I heard someone say: "If humans evolved from apes...why are there still apes?"

    Maybe you should think a little more.

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  5. Re:The Perceived Threat of Science by rackhamh · · Score: 4, Funny

    Science threatens their faith.

    On a related note, did you hear that the Bush administration now says that bird flu is nothing to worry about? More to the point, for bird flu to be a threat to humans, it would have to evolve, and everyone knows evolution is just a theory!

  6. Re:Well...a little of both? by polyomninym · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's called a fork in development. Consider OpenBSD and FreeBSD.

  7. Proof by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 4, Funny

    The roughly third percent of the US population who do not believe in the evolution of humans cited themselves as proof...

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  8. Re:The Perceived Threat of Science by rackhamh · · Score: 4, Funny

    Worrying about Bird Flu is so 2005. ... but that whoooshing sound of a joke flying over someone's head NEVER gets old!

  9. Re:The Perceived Threat of Science by MrSquirrel · · Score: 4, Funny

    Those Icelanders have NO sense of decency. Why, once one was visiting my parents in Arizona on a cold day and he was wearing shorts! It was a freezing 60 degrees and he had the indecency to wear very revealing shorts (I could see his knees!). Them and their... ice festivals... and... beastiality (I read it on the internet -- Icelanders are notorious for polar bear rape). Go America, these colors don't run!

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  10. I believe by Phoenix666 · · Score: 5, Funny

    in evolution because I personally evolved from a lower life form--I used to be a Republican.

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  11. I don't really.. by Tracer_Bullet82 · · Score: 4, Funny

    mind people rejecting evolution.

    as long as they're consistent.

    In the event of a bird flu outbreak in humans, they should not ever take a vaccine or medicine for it.

    There win-win.

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  12. Re:The Perceived Threat of Science by thing12 · · Score: 4, Funny
    If our government is run by people who think Evolution is false, they can make laws to outlaw it in schools

    "Miss Crabtree - call the feds! I think Johnny's evolving!"

  13. Re:Not quite.... by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 4, Funny

    And in other news....

    Global warming doesn't exist
    The earth is flat
    Microsoft Vista is out and universally loved by all
    The check is in the mail

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  14. Re:The Perceived Threat of Science by hmccabe · · Score: 4, Funny

    You must be new here.

  15. Re:The Perceived Threat of Science by Sirfrummel · · Score: 5, Funny

    I concur, the only wooshing sound that happened in this circumstance was the other poster falling back in his chair.

  16. No evolution here by ubergeek65536 · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's understandable why many Americans don't believe in evolution -- It's because evolution only happens outside of the US.

  17. Re:The Perceived Threat of Science by Thangodin · · Score: 5, Funny
    Yeah, but you usually fix the bugs. Our eyes are built inside out, the birth canal should not go through the pelvis (the opening is too small for our huge human head, requiring babies to be born with immature brains and women to have problematically wide hips), the size of our brains has squashed our sinuses and pushed our jaws out of alignment, etc, etc.

    Can you imagine the comments in the code?

    // I'm not happy with this but it *seems* to work...

    // HACK HACK HACK HACK HACK

    // Old generic mammal code, needs to be replaced!

    // Required by large brain code--refactor if time permits

    // Copied from chimp project--doesn't really work well there either.

    // FIX ME!!!

    I wouldn't want him working on my project...