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Firefox Crop Circles Prove Intelligent Alien Life

This past weekend, the OSU Linux Users Group descended on a field in Oregon to create a 45,000+ square foot crop circle of Firefox. The photos and write-up are worth checking out.

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  1. Bonus geek points for not using GPS by XorNand · · Score: 5, Funny

    Bonus geek points for using an HP graphing calculator and string instead of GPS. Though I'm not quite sure why the farmers would give permission for parts of their crop to be destroyed (even if he/she's an OSS advocate).

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    1. Re:Bonus geek points for not using GPS by Rakshasa+Taisab · · Score: 4, Funny

      Probably something about getting the kids out of the basement, even for just a couple days.

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    2. Re:Bonus geek points for not using GPS by RingDev · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I didn't look to close, but it was either grass hay or weat. ~43,000 square feet = 1 acre. 1 acre = what, like 60 bushels of wheat? A bushel of wheat is probably under $4. Even if the crop was completely unsalvagable, which is unlikely, the farmer is out $240 gross proffit. After associated costs per acre (seed, fuel, time, etc...) the farmer is probably turning $40 per acre if he's lucky.

      Not exactly a huge loss, or anti-green movement.

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    3. Re:Bonus geek points for not using GPS by vidarh · · Score: 4, Informative

      The article says it was oats, and wikipedia lists a typical yield as 100 bushels an acre, and a quick Google search indicates a per bushel average price for oats around the $1.50 mark, so it seems like it's even lower. Considering the large unfilled parts of the symbol, even if all of the stomped on parts are unsalvageble the real lost revenue would be unlikely to be more than half that.

    4. Re:Bonus geek points for not using GPS by gordonel · · Score: 3, Informative

      It was an 80 acre field - we only stomped down a very small portion of it (perhaps half an acre). They'll be harvesting the whole thing in a week or two.

    5. Re:Bonus geek points for not using GPS by bcat24 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think a field DOS would run you about 640K.

  2. auto generated crop circle... by aapold · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Not implying that this is, but... how hard would it be to make a web gadget that would auto-generate an image of a crop circle based on a simple 2-color bitmap.... (image only, don't want something that hacks into automated tractors)...

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    1. Re:auto generated crop circle... by Tx · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Check this worth1000 contest, a few entries are oustanding. Mid-to-high level Photoshoppery, but not outstandingly hard stuff.

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  3. At least these make sense. by Humming+Frog · · Score: 5, Funny

    It makes sense that geeks would be the ones making crop circles. Aliens surely have better things to do.

  4. Oregonian Entertainment by NoData · · Score: 4, Funny

    I guess that's how you amuse yourself when you live in Idaho's Portugal.

  5. This proves what life? by 27,000 · · Score: 3, Funny

    It proves a collection of browser zealots have plenty of free time and not much else to do with it. I mean, cool advertising, but some extraterrestrial's gotta be laughing at us.

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  6. Bonus for getting permission from the farmer. by Frumious+Wombat · · Score: 3, Funny

    Otherwise, I'd have to suggest the perpetrators be sentenced to muck-out a feedlot or two.

    "Use Open-Source on My FARM!?! That's what did more damage to my oats than a hailstorm followed by locusts last year!"

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  7. Just what Firefox needs by ZachPruckowski · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This makes the local news (and maybe gets picked up somewhere), and a few pissed off IE6 users might hear "Firefox, firefox, firefox" a few more times. And that might be all it takes for a few hundred more converts.

  8. Nice to see... by Alioth · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Nice to see at least someone wearing a kilt.

    Also, as for the naysayers, I suspect the farmer gave permission because:
    - that many people milling around the farm would have been noticed
    - taking off a light plane AND a Robinson R22 helo off the farm would certainly get noticed by the farmer.

    1. Re:Nice to see... by pennyher0 · · Score: 5, Informative

      The farmer DID give permission. It says so right in the write up. She seemed really excited to have us and was sad that her husband was out of the state and might not see it before the circle goes away.

  9. So much fun! by pennyher0 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This was probably the most fun I ever had in my life. And now it's on slashdot! It can't get any better!

    I challenge others to come up with other ways to creatively promote the stuff they love. Try and beat this! muahahaha. :)

    TAKE BACK THE [insert your geek-dom here].

    1. Re:So much fun! by Ponga · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hey, which one are you in the photos? Also, there was a GIRL present? A REAL one??
      Thanks,
      --Ponga

      P.S. - Nice work!!

    2. Re:So much fun! by pennyher0 · · Score: 5, Funny

      me and gordonel!

      *does the girl geek dance*

  10. In related news ... by eck011219 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... one Washington farmer reported a complete loss after IE enthusiasts recreated a blue screen of death across his soybean field.

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    1. Re:In related news ... by Kelson · · Score: 4, Funny
      one Washington farmer reported a complete loss after IE enthusiasts recreated a blue screen of death across his soybean field.

      Sure, anyone can flood a field with water!

  11. trigger happy photographer by binarybum · · Score: 5, Funny

    man, talk about beating the magic out something - that's a hell of a lot of pictures.

        but I guess sometimes it's just really hard to decide between posting this shot or this one on your website.

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  12. Best arial shots here by Ponga · · Score: 3, Informative

    If you dont want to bother looking through all the pics (lots!) - here are the best arial shots: http://lug.oregonstate.edu/gallery/firefox-crop-ci rcle?page=12

  13. The crops are valueless. by Colin+Smith · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Though I'm not quite sure why the farmers would give permission for parts of their crop to be destroyed (even if he/she's an OSS advocate)."

    Because of the subsidies the crops have been overproduced into worthlessness. In the case of corn it fetches something around $2 per bushel on the open market, but $3 per bushel to grow the stuff. You the taxpayer, well, essentially burn money to keep farmers buzzing around on their big tonka toys feeling productive.

    Oh and in the process, devastating the economies and agricultural markets of third world countries causing widespread famine and poverty.

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    1. Re:The crops are valueless. by vidarh · · Score: 5, Insightful
      You miss the point. By exporting heavily subsidized food the industrialised countries are not only depriving third world countries of farming revenue from export, but as a result also upsetting their trade balance and making it hard for third world farmers to compete even in their own markets. One of the results is that a lot of third world farming have changed from focusing on foodcrops to crops that are higher income because the industrialised countries aren't subsidising them or aren't growing them, such as coffee, tobacco etc.

      A significant effect of this is that many third world countries are far more vulnerable to things like drought than they used to be, as their own foodcrops are small to start with, and droughts now for many countries both devastate their revenues - affecting their ability to pay for food imports - and reduce the yields of their already too small food crops. Whereas with mainly food crops, drought would mean reduced exports and revenue, but still leave them with significant food reserves.

      There are certainly examples of mismanagement too, such as Zimbabwe, but corruption is rarely a major factor in affecting the levels of food production.

    2. Re:The crops are valueless. by gkhan1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Actually it does. Large scale agriculture, the kind that turns the 3rd world to the 1st world is 100% reliant on trade. If they cannot sell it, they cannot grow very much of it. Ergo, make no money and they cannot develop to the point where they can survive a drought. Ergo, they starve. By so heavily subsidizing 1st world agriculture (like the US and the EU does), they are indeed devastating many economies that could become quite fruitful. And for what? Making sure that 2% of the population will vote for them? This is not a "Well, it's not like we are making the situation worse" scenario, this is a "My neighbours house is on fire, but I don't want to spend a little money for water from my hose" kind of a situation.

  14. Missing component by Zildy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Isn't the tail in the logo supposed to be on fire?

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  15. OMG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Look at the size of that thing! It's almost as big as Firefox' memory footprint!

  16. Google Satellite Image by oskard · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "Maybe the google earth cameras picked it up! "

    Hope they will soon!

    The location of the crop circle is somewhere in the vicinity of here

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    1. Re:Google Satellite Image by binarybum · · Score: 4, Funny

      Google does not own a network of satellites

          Oh man, I think it's hilarious that you believe that. Sure... Google doesn't own a network of satellites, and they're not watching you right now either, and they're not building lasers on the moon either... Hey, whatever lets you sleep at night dude.

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    2. Re:Google Satellite Image by Kelson · · Score: 4, Funny
      and they're not building lasers on the moon either

      I'd always wondered what they needed that moon base for!

  17. Re:This is just way cool.... by kfg · · Score: 5, Funny

    Great pics, especialy the good looking lil geek babe in pic #77. Bonus!

    At the moment; viewed 98 times

    Close up of tape measure; 73 times

    Out of focus closeup of oats; 68 times

    Geek guy; 47 times

    Well, there you have it guys, you're less interesting than an out of focus picture of oats.

    KFG

  18. Raise your hand!... by JustASlashDotGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Will all virgins please raise their hands... http://lug.oregonstate.edu/gallery/firefox-crop-ci rcle/img_5374_1

  19. Enthusiastic users by sunny256 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Really awesome stunt. Would any MSIE users do something like this to show their enthusiasm for the product? Probably not. This stunt is somewhat the same principle as when geeks on Linux meetings bring their penguins with them in all shapes and sizes. I mean, you don't see MS Windows users arrive with big amounts of glass...

  20. Re:WTF Are you talking about you fool? by bellebouche · · Score: 4, Funny

    I suspect an overabundance of sugar in your diet.

  21. August 11th 2006. Corn futures... $2.42 per bushel by Colin+Smith · · Score: 4, Insightful

    http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&si d=aIUBO99o5fTw&refer=home

    On the open market. What part of the word "subsidies" don't you understand? The "profit" you're getting a cut of is welfare. It's handed to you still warm from the taxpayers wallet.

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  22. Re:I've been in tighter packed corn fields.... by gordonel · · Score: 3, Informative

    This isn't corn. These were oats. Dry as sin oats, growing densely together. It was impossible to step anywhere without knocking some down, because they're so closely packed together, and were already just about falling down under their own weight. It was a choice between making a bunch of trails which would have been seen from the air as an ugly, less dense area, or making one trail.

  23. Re:WTF Are you talking about you fool? by maxume · · Score: 3, Funny

    Couldn't you get a cut of the profit if you only helped with the crops but stayed away from your grandpa's shit? He sounds like one cranky old dude.

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  24. Crop Circle Wallpaper by JeepFanatic · · Score: 3, Informative

    For anyone too lazy to do it themselves, I've made 1600x1200 and 1280x1024 wallpaper files of the cropcircle image.

  25. the girl geek dance? by commodoresloat · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think most of us here are only familiar with girls dancing when there is a pole involved.