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Is Your Laptop At Risk While Traveling?

Editorgirl35 writes "Here's an interesting story on DesignNews.com With last week's announcement that the British government thwarted an alleged terrorist attack planned for flights from the U.K. to the U.S., news that travelers are required to check their laptops as baggage on some flights has raised a new level of panic as they try to figure out the best way to protect their laptops."

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  1. Baggage Check? by nurb432 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Wow, thats really safe..

    Some laptops ( and most pdas ) can turn them selves on at a predetermined time.. Just estimate the time for maximum impact, laptop turns on and detonates the 'extra' battery that is made up of C4.. now you have a nice big hole in the bottom of the plane..

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    1. Re:Baggage Check? by tsq · · Score: 2, Funny

      Unless, of course, your flight is delayed.

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    2. Re:Baggage Check? by Aadain2001 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If that happens, instead of the plane blowing up you get the airport terminal. Either one causes damange, loss of life, and really hurts the international economy (extra 'security' at the airports). We just need to face it, there is no silver bullet or extra security measure we can take that will guarenty safty from terrorist attacks. At this point, we are getting zero returns on the extra effort and cost. I would rather go back to more customer friendly airports than have this illusion of protection we have right now.

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    3. Re:Baggage Check? by eebra82 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's just silly. Yes, you can blow up any building in the world but it's a lot easier to fly a Boeing 767 into a building than delivering explosives to a tightly secured area. I agree that nothing is certain, but at least it will keep the odds down significantly. Additionally, it is hard to match the power of a large plane crashing into a building. You don't want 10 shoe bombers ruining your flight every day, do you?

      I would personally wait the extra hour to live under the illusion (your description, not mine) that I'm safe.

    4. Re:Baggage Check? by topham · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Who needs C4?

      A carefully constructed Lithium Ion battery ought to be enough to cause serious damage and look like an accident.

      I give it 6 months before Laptops with batteries are entirely banned.

    5. Re:Baggage Check? by imuffin · · Score: 5, Funny

      C4? That's a lot of work. I just use a Dell.

    6. Re:Baggage Check? by bangenge · · Score: 3, Funny

      has anyone already made the obligatory dell laptop joke?

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    7. Re:Baggage Check? by Baloo+Ursidae · · Score: 2, Interesting
      And just you wait until those damn communist, fashist, hisbollaist, djihadist and whateverist terrorists start bombing your trains!

      The terrorist strategy for trains is for high amounts of damage, and trains in North America just aren't high capacity enough for today's terrorist on the go. Plus, it's not like North America doesn't have a long and colorful history of train robberies and hijackings: Arguably, America invented rail-based terrorism and knows how to deal with it better than most countries. We've only had those running transcontinentally for ~150 years now...

      And while I'm at it, I live in Japan. Do you know of a convenient way to get from there to Germany by train in less than, say, two weeks? ;-)

      You can get there today or you can get there without surprise security butt-secks. Pick one.

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    8. Re:Baggage Check? by Alien+Being · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The most important thing with regard to protection against airline terrorism is that the bad guy not be allowed to take control of a 3.3 terajoule aircraft (guided missile). The solution is to lock the cockpit door. El Al understood this 30 years ago and the FAA realized that it was true on the morning of 9/11.

      energy density of jet fuel
      fuel capacity of a 767

      ( 5.62 million btu/ barrel ) * 23980 gallons == 3.3 terajoules

    9. Re:Baggage Check? by Anarchitect_in_oz · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Wouldn't a battery with a battery and a mechanical barometer inside it look suspect on the X-ray, as the bag passes inspection.

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    10. Re:Baggage Check? by Aadain2001 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's the problem with actually paying attention: once you learn just how easy the systems are to defeat, you stop buying the illusion and acknowledge the reality of our security. If someone like Bin Laden wants to attack the US again, they will. And it won't be with an airplane, it will be from a cargo ship (*cough*Seattle*cough*). Or it will be some people hiking into the US from Canada or from Mexico. It will be a home-grown terrorist (Oklahoma) or someone on the inside (USPO). However it happens, all the money and effort put into the illusion won't stop it.

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    11. Re:Baggage Check? by LoadWB · · Score: 2, Funny

      Dell and Sony have been doing the same thing.

    12. Re:Baggage Check? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes, you can blow up any building in the world but it's a lot easier to fly a Boeing 767 into a building than delivering explosives to a tightly secured area.

      Just you try it. It's actually very hard.

      Additionally, it is hard to match the power of a large plane crashing into a building.

      So what. Shot placement beats power.

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    13. Re:Baggage Check? by gnasher719 · · Score: 2, Funny

      '' Pretty funny about the primary concern being vibration. My company had a person check their laptop on a flight a few years back, and SURPRISE it never appeared at the other end of the flight. ''

      One eBay Powerseller with more than twelve thousand happy customers was the wife of a Heathrow baggage handler.

      Took them 2 1/2 years to find out.

    14. Re:Baggage Check? by dgatwood · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'd give it six months before LiPo and LiIon batteries are banned for air shipment or cargo hold carriage. In the belly of a plane, they can do a lot of damage. In the passenger compartment, it is just a fire which can be extinguished... but not with the fire extinguishers that are carried on airplanes, which is the real problem.

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  2. If a dell laptop exploded on a plane... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    would it be a terrorist attack?

    1. Re:If a dell laptop exploded on a plane... by MustardMan · · Score: 4, Funny

      So, hippies use apples... and... terroists use dells?

  3. Check your laptop? by interiot · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'd rather take 10 minutes for the baggage screeners to give a laptop a "full cavity serch" than to be without a laptop on an international flight.

  4. How about as hand-luggage? by aslate · · Score: 5, Informative

    That's right, you're able to take them onboard the plane again. Baggage advice for UK passengers.

  5. by 2010... by rahrens · · Score: 4, Funny

    Only nudists will be allowed to fly!

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    1. Re:by 2010... by TheSystemHasFailed · · Score: 2, Funny

      Considering some of the less... attractive... physical attributes of some of the passengers, do you *really* want to suggest nude-only flights? I thought not.

    2. Re:by 2010... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      Only nudists will be allowed to fly!

      Yet another reason to limit the weight of passengers.

    3. Re:by 2010... by lkypnk · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Parent may be moded funny but it's almost plausible. In 2010, will all passengers be required to change into airliner provided jumpsuits with no pockets to hide things and little paper slippers for footwear? No carry on luggage; sorry sir, you'll just have to risk hypoglycemia, no insulin allowed? How about a rectal search while were at it. You could probably fit enough explosive in there to take down a plane, or a ceramic knife (in some sort of container). Lots of possibilities. So how far do we take it?

  6. Not so chic, but equality protective by dgerman · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Pelican Cases have a good reputation, but they don't look as chick as the Halliburton. LowePro also makes some hard cases for cameras, but they don't take a computer (yet, I am sure it will very soon); they are a hardcase and a matching bag inside it.

    The reality is that you don't want attention on your bag, as it might be stolen. I just recommended a person
    to take the Styrofoam that came with the laptop to get to Heathrow. At least the laptop arrived in a working
    condition.

    I think the optimal solution is to find something that looks like regular luggage. Perhaps buying a cheap, beaten up luggage bag (garage sale?) to put the computer inside. Use duct tape and dirt for extra effect, and geek chicness.

    1. Re:Not so chic, but equality protective by ScentCone · · Score: 3, Funny

      I recall reading about a guy who put all of his gear in a strap-locked Coleman cooler labeled with stickers saying "Orangutan Fecal Samples." Problem solved.

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    2. Re:Not so chic, but equality protective by ScentCone · · Score: 2, Insightful

      and when the xray of the fecal samples shows dark spots and electronics the whole cooler is sent to the bomb squad for a "controlled detonation" using a small charge

      I think that tip was aimed more at not having stuff ripped off from your vehicle, etc., now that I think about it. Honestly, I think I were to travel far with my camera gear, I'd probably put it all in a Pelican and FedEx it ahead of myself. I just don't trust the checked baggage these days. Not because of the handling (those cases are tough) but because of the theft risk.

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  7. If the ban persisted, business would suffer by rufusdufus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The ban was lifted already. As it had to be. Business travellers routinely carry laptop computers with confidential client information on them, they would be negligent if they checked them into the current baggage handling system. Forget about the laptop being damaged since it is possible to package it safely, but the possibility of lost client data would be too high of a risk.
    While a permanent laptop ban would have a serious impact on certain types of businesses and travellers, it would have an even more serious impact on the airlines when their primary client base was forced to use charter aircraft.

    1. Re:If the ban persisted, business would suffer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If your laptop contains unencrypted confidential data then you're already being negligent.

  8. Long Lines by dduardo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    People should be more concerned about the long lines being created by all the security. There is nothing stopping terrorists from taking out all the people standing around waiting to get through security. High concentration of people in one area == prime oportunity.

    1. Re:Long Lines by rufusdufus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is how we know that that 'terrorusts' don't want to 'kill amerkuns'. If killing was their primary goal, they could start blowing up any sort of public event that have no security like concerts, movies, town meetings, carnivals, or krispy kreme openings.
      The goal is to blow up symbols to inspire fear in the populace by use of mass media. There have been bombs set in discos and the past, but those didn't effect public behavior much at all, people kept on dancin.

    2. Re:Long Lines by evilviper · · Score: 2, Informative
      There is nothing stopping terrorists from taking out all the people standing around waiting to get through security.

      "nothing" == "The Laws of Physics"

      Small ammounts of exploives are of great concern only in confined spaces (being pressurized helps, too). In a nice wide open space, as in airport terminals, much of the force of the blast will go upwards and outwards torwards the ceiling, and be harmlessly dissapated over that distance.

      To harm numbers of people in open spaces, you need serious ammounts of explosives. Suicide bombers who detonate a themselves in crowded shopping malls in Israel, more often than not, only kill a couple people. They have much better odds in more confined areas, such as inside buses, trains, and certainly airplanes.

      You should really be FAR more concerned about crowded places, which don't have the numbers of security personelle that airports have. Crowded public places, like the DMV or post office, are far more likely targets.
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    3. Re:Long Lines by the_womble · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Their primary aim is to manipulate the media - and of course the media happily play along.

      Terrorism gets media attention far out of proportion to its real impact - the number of people terrorist kill is far fewer than cars kill.

      The best thing to do is to ignore terrorism.

  9. Oh really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting
  10. Carry-On or Not At All by ewhac · · Score: 5, Insightful
    "I refuse to participate in your shared hallucination." -- Dilbert

    Fortunately I don't travel by air very often. And, as has been pointed out by others, the laptop ban has been lifted (wealthier, more powerful people than I have likely already informed the appropriate scaremongers what a losing proposition this was). Even so, there's no way I'm putting a laptop through checked baggage. Luggage gets lost. Luggage gets tossed around very roughly. And items are known to go "missing" from luggage.

    No. Not my laptop. It stays with me, or it stays home.

    Schwab

    1. Re:Carry-On or Not At All by Viper+Daimao · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, why take it? Just have your assistant send you an internet. It make take a while for it to get through the tubes, but it is safer than giving up your laptop.

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    2. Re:Carry-On or Not At All by grcumb · · Score: 4, Insightful
      '"I refuse to participate in your shared hallucination." -- Dilbert'

      Wise words. I wish more people would live by them

      I would find this whole airport security thing rather amusing, if it weren't such a pain in the tuckus. I think Bruce Schneier summed it up rather nicely in his latest Crypto-gram when he characterised all these draconian restrictions as 'Security Theatre' - something that looks like security to those who don't know any better, but ultimately has no real effect.

      He also points out that if we're to learn anything from this event, it's that classical police/intelligence operations work. Authorities knew about the would-be bombers well in advance, they learned as much as they could about the cell, then shut it down before it could do damage. Biometric IDs, airport baggage checks, no-fly lists and other kinds of security theatre contributed nothing whatsoever to the outcome.

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    3. Re:Carry-On or Not At All by timeOday · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I would find this whole airport security thing rather amusing, if it weren't such a pain in the tuckus. I think Bruce Schneier summed it up rather nicely in his latest Crypto-gram [schneier.com] when he characterised all these draconian restrictions as 'Security Theatre' - something that looks like security to those who don't know any better, but ultimately has no real effect.
      I tend to agree. Blocking off one small avenue of attack doesn't really do much to improve security when there are so many possible ways to kill people. And yet, I don't think public officials have any other choice. If terrorists were to launch some creative new attack tomorrow, everybody would say "wow, those terrorists never stop dreaming up ways to kill us," and would be understanding. But if they were now to hit us with bombs made from mixed liquids, even after we knew they were trying to do just that, can you imagine the outcry?
    4. Re:Carry-On or Not At All by faffod · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Also, even if there is a mixed liquid attact that succeeded because of some crafty new way of smuggling the liquids on board - the officials can point to the "security" measures and say "See we did everything we could". This is similar to some managers that I've had who forced mandatory overtime. We all knew that the project would slip, but with the mandatory over time he could tell his boss that "well we tried everything". Never mind that we were so fried from the death march that our productivity was les than 50%. The apperance of doing something is what is needed to placate the boss [unwashed voting masses]

  11. Physical damage by Saxophonist · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There's no way I would check a laptop due to the potential for physical damage. I've never tried that, but I had the experience almost a decade ago of sitting on an airplane in Atlanta on the return trip from a music tour to Europe. We had to check larger instruments (including my saxophone) given the amount of other stuff we needed. The baggage handlers were doing things like opening cases and playing instruments while we watched, in horror, out the window. Of course, they were not particularly careful in handling the luggage either, and nearly everyone had damage to get repaired when we made it home. I was lucky enough to escape with only a $30 repair for a bent key rod. Most laptops anymore are fairly rugged, but even if reasonably well-packed (knowing good and well that you'll probably have to unpack your bag for security screening), I cannot see most laptops surviving that kind of handling.

    1. Re:Physical damage by nbauman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yeah, I stopped off in Atlanta too and I was watching the baggage handlers through the picture window in the passenger lounge -- in horror.

      They had these big wheeled carts to carry the baggage to the planes, and the baggage was stacked on 2 levels of the cart. I saw the baggage handler stand on top of the cart, and throw a bag down to the concrete tarmack, a drop that I estimated at 10 feet (physics majors, get out your slide rules).

      Of course I wouldn't check my laptop, but I had gotten these really neat plastic carrying cases in Singapore that all the high school kids use to carry their books. They were just right for carrying my laptop accessories. They were pretty sturdy but no match for the baggage handler. When I unpacked they were broken, and I couldn't even fix them with duct tape. And I couldn't find them in the U.S.

      My friend stopped traveling by air because they were hassling her about her flute (she likes to play in her hotel at night). You've seen Mozart's Zauberflute -- they just start playing their magic flute, and silver bells, and take over the plane.

    2. Re:Physical damage by Auntie+Virus · · Score: 2, Funny

      ,i."Atlanta on the return trip from a music tour to Europe. We had to check larger instruments (including my saxophone)" And one time, coming back from band camp, my trumpet smelled really funny....

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  12. Ship it ahead by gooman · · Score: 4, Informative

    I used to do a lot of travel for work, lugging product samples all over the world.
    I always travel with carry-on only. Since 9-11, I won't even bother trying to bring samples.
    The airport experience is simply the worst part of traveling.

    Pick a carrier any carrier (UPS, FedEX, DHL, etc.) and ship what you need to your hotel.
    As long as you pack it well (and insure it, of course) it will be waiting for you in your room when you arrive.
    Trust me, it seems like a lot of extra trouble at first, but its worth it.

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  13. 10 minutes * 60 passengers by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Please arrive at your gate 10 hours early so that our one certified laptop cavity searcher can accomodate everyone...

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  14. Not worried about damage, but theft... by Hamster+Lover · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I fly quite a bit in Canada and would never check my laptop, iPod, digital camera or anything else valuable as I would be afraid of theft more than damage. I've never had a theft, but I have heard horror stories from people, mainly international travelers, that have returned home only to find a video camera, liquor, jewelery or some other item stolen from checked luggage.

    I do have a friend that works on the ramp, as it's called, stowing and retrieving bags from aircraft. He told me that theft isn't a problem domestically because they're watched so carefully with video cameras and security, but most importantly they just don't have the time or opportunity to pull someone's bag aside and rifle through it. He said international flights are a different story as bags are checked hours before the flight actually leaves, but he still doesn't think it's a big problem. I won't take my chances though and will continue to carry my digital/video camera and laptop onboard.

    1. Re:Not worried about damage, but theft... by abscissa · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yup, you should be modded up.

      I had a Palm Tunsgten PDA and an Apple iBook (old G3 blueberry model) stolen out of my luggage at La Guardia. Only reason I put it in there was because it was broken. I had also just bought a new iPod (thanksfully I carried it with me) but the stupid fucks stole all the iPod cables and dock, which I'm sure were worthless to them.

      At the end of the day I was out the Palm PDA and the iPod stuff, and the laptop was probably worth something. Then of course, the airline folded. I suspect the only reason I lost the PDA was because the (broken) laptop was in there so the thieves decided to look harder, and of course stole the iPod power cables...

      DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT, EVER put anything of any value in your luggage!!

    2. Re:Not worried about damage, but theft... by fishbowl · · Score: 3, Interesting


      >DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT, EVER put anything of any value in your luggage!!

      If you can prove that you own it, and you can prove the purchase price, there is a straightforward way to
      get direct compensation for losses due to airport security. It works, I've done it. In fact, it works surprisingly well, because it falls in the category of "allowing a functionary to perform his function."

      There is a form -- I'm sorry, but my copy is deep in the piles of papers on my desk -- which the TSA manager will give you. You fill it out with the description of your damaged or lost items, essentially swearing that you lost it. You provide the proof of its value, and the proof that you owned it (the only hard part). You mail it to DC. About the time you decide to give up on it, a check arrives from the US Treasury in the amount you claimed. Surprised the hell out of me, but the US Government paid for a belt (the buckle got broken on the conveyor belt) and paid the repair costs for my laptop screen, no questions asked (except for the questions on the form).

      Never just walk away from a claim against the TSA. They will compensate you for your losses. Don't confront the people at the airport, just do the paperwork and be quietly paid off by the bureaucrats in DC.

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  15. Re:Would the airline insurance cover it? by bwy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    no airline is going to accept any liability on electronic products like iPods, laptops and cameras because they know people would just use them as a cash cow to get upgraded hardware.

    No airline is going to accept any liability on electronic products like iPods, laptops and cameras because they know they do not handle baggage carefully and it would cost them a fortune.

  16. Re:Would the airline insurance cover it? by bwy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Once in Honolulu a plane full of passengers at the gate (including myself) watched an entire cart full of luggage sit through one of the worst rain storms I have ever seen. A couple of workers were watching it. You might think that it would be a minor problem solved by drying your clothes out when you got to your hotel. Not true. Everything was ruined. Books, smaller electronics that had been packed, and even our clothes. We had a couple of red garmets that hadn't be washed and they soaked our clothes with red dye.

    The airline didn't give a shit and wouldn't help us- they said TSA handles all baggage problems now. Well, you can imagine how well TSA (a government agency) handles this. It is just like if something breaks while a professional mover is moving your stuff. On paper you are covered, but in reality they make it so incredibly difficult to file a claim and prove damage that it realistically isn't even possible.

  17. Re:No Laptop - No Fly by Danga · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So if you wanted to make the trip between say Chicago and Amsterdam how exactly would you go about it besides flying and do so in a timely matter? You might be happy never seeing anywhere but the continent you live on but most people don't have your same mindset.

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  18. Re: TSA stealing from luggage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You aren't paranoid if they really are out to get you...or your stuff:
    TSA Under Fire for Rising Theft by Baggage Screeners

    "It's a huge security threat," said aviation industry consultant Michael Boyd. "If we've got the kind of people who would steal things out of bags, we're not sure if we have people on the job who will put things into bags. And obviously we don't have enough scrutiny of the bags once they're checked. It's huge."

  19. No, I'm not a terrorist... by Pollux · · Score: 3, Interesting

    But I really feel the need to ask this question, and hope someone out there in /. might work for the TSA or other security company, and/or hardware manufacturing, and might give a good answer to this question.

    The parent poster mentioned sneaking C4 in a laptop battery. I was wondering the same thing about a hard drive. When you think about it, both are small, but certainly have enough volume to put explosives inside of the casing that would cause a very significant detonation onboard an airplane. And would screeners really see that on their scanners? I'd imagine that to the lazy eye, it would just be another object like any other inside a laptop. I doubt most screeners would be particular about looking for the platters inside a hard drive, let alone know that a hard drive is a necessary part of a laptop. I'm sure that if you were to hand these explosive laptops to 20 terrorists, at least one would get through, and it only takes one. I've gone on a number of domestic and international flights, and the laptop is a carry-on object. I've never seen any bomb-sniffing dogs sniff my carry-on luggage, so I think the TSA are the only checkpoint for an attack such as this.

    Now, I've never seen all of what those modern x-ray scanners are able to detect, so if there's anybody with knowledge on the subject, I'd sure appreciate an explination of whether or not this is feasable.

    Oh, and for anybody who wants to try and accuse me of aiding terrorists, I get my information from the six-o'clock news. They give me all these great ideas each and every day on how to cause devistation to America (blow up the Hoover Dam, San Fransisco bridge, Alaska Oil pipeline, the Lincoln tunnel ... thank you Dan Rathers). America can't always be 100% secure, and I think most /. readers are intelligent enough to know that when there's a will, there's always going to be a way. Does anybody honestly think we can keep every port of entry secure? If you truly do, do some reading on the Akwesasne reservation.

  20. As someone who travels to Latin America... by ChePibe · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As someone who gets to Latin America every once in a while (thus the name...), I would NEVER check my laptop, electronics, or ANYTHING of value in my baggage. NEVER.

    Theft occurs often enough in the U.S. to make me at the very least give serious pause... in Latin America? In Argentina, for example, a country where you have almost no hope of receiving anything more than a disposable camera in the mail, there is NO way I would entrust my laptop to their baggage handlers, not to mention my camera, iPod, etc.

    It looks like the security is being toned down a little bit now, and I hope and pray it stays at the present level.

    I would also appreciate it if people would stop planning to blow up airplanes - can y'all just knock that off, please? Thanks, guys.

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  22. Re:Soln: Profile passengers, or go on pretending. by bursch-X · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Not all Muslims are terrorists, but nearly all terrorists are Muslims.

    Sure, and everyone eating Sauerkraut and wearing Lederhosen must be a German, if you see someone wearing a ten-gallon hat and chew chewing gum it must be an American, Asian in school uniform an naked? It's definitely a Japanese.

    To adjust your splendid world view, here's some food for thought http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_terrorist_org anisations.

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  23. shouldn't that be.. by myowntrueself · · Score: 5, Informative

    instead of:
    With last week's announcement that the British government thwarted an alleged terrorist attack planned for flights from the U.K. to the U.S

    With last week's announcement that the British government allegedly thwarted a terrorist attack planned for flights from the U.K. to the U.S

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    1. Re:shouldn't that be.. by aadvancedGIR · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Wether a terrorist attacked was tharted or not, the outcome is a massive chaos in airports, huge losses for the compagnies and PITA for travellers and a key member of the british government publically saying it is OK to reduce individual rights (whereas the alleged thwart was performed using regular investigation means). So I would still call it a fair success for the terrorists.

  24. Re:Soln: Profile passengers, or go on pretending. by RodgerDodger · · Score: 2, Funny

    Terrorists being Muslims is just the current fad. In the '80s, the terrorists were communist revolutionaries.

    Furthermore, the terrorists aren't idiots. All an Arabic terrorist would have to do to get around such a ban would be to wear jeans, work on their accent, use hair dye to lighten their hair a bit, and make out that they've been to a tanning salon.

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  25. Re:Soln: Profile passengers, or go on pretending. by Arivia · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Because everyone knows the IRA are just really big fuzzy bunnies.

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  26. And thus justify the extremists... by the_raptor · · Score: 4, Insightful
    By doing that all you would achieve would be to justify the extremists claims that the west is persecueting Islam, thus gaining them even more support. Where do you go from there? About the only place to go is to take Muslims out behind the chemical sheds and shoot them, because you will have guaranteed even more terrorist attacks by a persecuted population. This is because security will never be good enough to stop a determined attacker, as that would cost so much money that air travel would cease to be economically viable.

    Oh and flashback to last century anyone?


    "Guarantee? No, but prohibiting Irish Catholics from going into pubs (or at least giving them an extra-thorough level of scrutiny) will make a huge improvement. Religion is the single defining characteristic of modern terrorists who seek to destroy pubs full of patrons. And it's not Scientologists or Mormans we're talking about here, it's Irish Catholics.

    Not all Irish Catholics are terrorists, but nearly all terrorists are Irish Catholic. And quite a large percentage are sympathizers as demonstrated by recent polls in America showing support for the recently foiled plot to kill a few thousand British in pubs. Call it flamebait if you want, but it is true. Nearly all pub bombings and intentional attacks on civilians have been done in the name of Irish Republicanism (which is nearly exclusively Irish Catholic). The world can go on pretending that's not the case, but until we are willing to at least identify the well-defined group of people responsible for most of this mayhem, increased security will be a pipe dream."
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    1. Re:And thus justify the extremists... by forgotten_my_nick · · Score: 4, Interesting

      > Oh and flashback to last century anyone?

      Disturbing but your rewording is exactly what went on in the 70's in England. Even though my parents were not religous I got moved to a Catholic school in England instead of a public school after IRA attacks basically enraged locals to attack Irish people who had nothing what-so-ever to do with it.

  27. Re:Soln: Profile passengers, or go on pretending. by 1u3hr · · Score: 3, Insightful
    ... prohibiting Muslims from flying ...

    Idiotic. Then all the terrorists just give up? There are plenty of Muslims who don't look like your stereotypical Arab. And there are plenty of Middle Eastern Jews and Christians who could supply ID, or have it stolen from them. There are plenty of US citizens who are Muslim, it would be interesting to try to get a ban on their travelling through court. Not to mention the huge backlash the US would suffer.

    Think of it like spam. A couple of years ago, you were getting lots of spam with the word "Viagra" in it. Simple. Filter out all messages with the word "Viagra". Two weeks later, you start to get spam about "V1agra", "V;agra", "Viiagra"....

  28. Checking Laptops by SPQRDecker · · Score: 2, Informative

    I flew back from Europe on August 10/11 (Athens to NYC via Prague), and I had to check my laptop bag, since we were only allowed our wallet, passport, and boarding pass with us on the plane. I arrived at my departure airport blissfully unaware of the situation and carrying my iBook stuffed into a flimzy laptop bag (no safer-than-the-plane's-black-box Halliburton case). Even so, the machine survived the trip as checked baggage without any damage. Damage, however, was not the biggest worry for me -- it was loss and theft. As anyone who as ever travelled and changed planes knows, bags get lost all the time and valuables get stolen (which is why most people put them into their carry-ons). I had my ipod, digital camera, and computer in one case, which the airport agent kindly wrapped in security tape before checking. All the same, the bag broadcast the fact that it contained a computer, and baggage handlers don't get paid enough to be honest. When I got to New York (JFK), it was the only bag that did not make it through, although it was not stolen. (Perhaps, with a case as expensive as the one in TFA, perhaps it may have been stolen, since it absolutely screms "Here be valuables!" Fortunately for me, it turned out that the bag was stopped and searched, so it did not make it onto the plane. The airline found it and got it back to me within days, but judging from the massive line of angry people at the desk -- and the fact that many of them left the desk even angrier -- I think I was one of the lucky ones. That may be part of the reason that the rules were relaxed to allow laptops, since forcing people to check their laptops exposes the airlines to alot of expensive liablity for things that passengers would normally take responsibility for in their carry-ons.

  29. Re:Soln: Profile passengers, or go on pretending. by Aadain2001 · · Score: 2

    Are you saying you condone the other extreme: kill all Muslims and nuke all Islamic countries? Because either you admit that it's not Islam that is the problem, but Extremists who happen to Muslims that are causing problems, you we just outlaw all religions and shoot anyone for having one. As soon as you start taking people out for their religion you have a new crusade. And if the West decides to follow your line of thought to its conclusion, then we have the more horrible massacure of people in the history of the world (yes, even bigger than Hitler and Holocust). It would be a war that makes all the previous wars seem like trips to the park. It's one thing to attack a government, which you can change pretty easily. But once you target people based on faith, and you have a Holy War, the kind the Bible talked about.

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  30. It's simple - I don't use UK airports anymore by The+Mutant · · Score: 5, Informative

    American, living in London, on the road betweet three to five days a week. I usually travel via Heathrow although sometimes I'm out of Gatwick.

    I now use City Airport as much as possible, but they only provide short haul service into the continent.

    For long haul flights I now Eurostar to Paris or Amsterdam where I pick up a connecting flight.

    The fundamental problem is BAA, the airport operator, has declined to add staff to perform the required searches manually, thus protecting their profits. And the airlines are just as bad, attempting to maintain the same flight schedules to preserve revenue.

    So the passengers are caught in the middle, and we're expected to strip down to our underwear and file, arms crossed above our heads, gratefully onto to the waiting aircraft.

    Not me, and many like me. Business class travelers are avoiding this circus in droves.

    We're all either using smaller airports that were not impacted like Heathrow / Gatwick or, if a long flight is needed (I'm off to Cairo in two weeks), we're taking the train to Paris or Amsterdam, and picking up a connecting flight from there.

    None of the continental airports are doing this crap. None of the Asian airports are doing this crap. Even the US isn't going this far.

    Make no mistake about it - this is all about protecting profits. Nothing more.

    1. Re:It's simple - I don't use UK airports anymore by PurplePaperclip · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Another perspective on this:

      The security staff at BAA are unionised - basically if there is something they're not happy with then they slow down searches and/or search more people (staff can hardly be fired for searching more frequently and thoroughly). This actually hurts BAA financially as a large amount of their income comes from rent from the shops on *air-side*. If security is slow (which it usually is) passengers won't have the time to spend money and this, of course, upsets all those retailers and this will in turn impacts BAA revenue.

      It is also why London City and Luton airports are so much quicker - they're aren't managed by BAA and the operators don't have to deal with a traditionally unionised work force (both City and Luton are 'new' airports).

      Here's a [conspiracy] theory: BAA can't recruit more security staff as this would dilute union power at the airports - especially this labour would likely be contractors, not permanent staff): Note that the labour at Heathrow is very closely knit - lower income families are all dependant on Heathrow for employment - anything upsetting them will lead to a airport wide protest. Just like last year when BA's caterers were made redundant and in turn loads of baggage handlers walked out in protest!

      So I don't believe that BAA's inability to add security staff is related to profit - in fact, quite the opposite. BAA's 2005 profit was £710million - adding additional security staff to increase passenger throughput and in turn obtain greater rental income sounds like a no-brainer. There's clearly something more complicated in the equation on why BAA hasn't recruited enough security staff...

  31. Silly by L.Bob.Rife · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Nothing says you are a professional more, than showing up to a presentation and hoping your client has some way for you to present your information. In the business world, showing up with a usb stick wont cut it. What if you get last minute changes? Going to borrow a clients computer to do your work on?

    Presentations are meant to impress somebody. People dont hop onto a jet and fly around the world to impress their underlings. If you cant spend $1k on a laptop, and $1k on a projector, my company wont be providing what you cant afford, and wont be doing business with you.

  32. Re:Soln: Profile passengers, or go on pretending. by Skrynesaver · · Score: 4, Insightful
    To bring up a bit of history, (Those who don't learn it are forced to repeat it and all that).
    • The IRA were a small group of nutters in the mid 60's.
    • The civil rights movement were demanding all sorts of outrageous things like equal access to education, employment and housing.
    • The Northern Ireland statelet was discriminatory to it's core.
    • Police and pseudo-military police were used to baton charge peaceful civil rights protestors
    • The IRA "was standing up to them" unlike those dippy civil rights types
    • The IRA gained lots of angry young recruits
    • After 30 years of pointless bloodshed the civil rights demands are being met. Though a lot of hatred has been alowed to develop in the interm

    If were honest about the way Palestinians have been treated we'd realise that we in the west are setting up a similar scenario on a larger scale and as a previous poster said in the end we'll have to talk to Hezbolah & Hamas, or if we hang on a while longer a more extreme group will be sure to come along.
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  33. Re:Soln: Profile passengers, or go on pretending. by atomicstrawberry · · Score: 5, Funny
    Asian in school uniform an naked?

    Is this some new, more appealing take on Schrodinger's Cat?

  34. Re:Soln: Profile passengers, or go on pretending. by beoswulf · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Nah, racial profiling doesn't work with Muslims. Islamists are bloodthirsty and ruthless. These Muslims will kill their own children if it means they can murder non-muslims too. Read about this Muslim that wanted to blow up a plane but knew he couldn't get a bomb past Israel's racial profiling based security. So he seduced an Irish woman and got her pregnant, to complete his cover story he even got engaged to her. Then the Muslim put her on a plane and snuck a bomb into her luggage. He knew the weakness to racial profiling. A pregnant Irish woman could get past Israeli security, a young Arab from the Middle East couldn't. The Irish gf had no idea she was being used as part of a terrorist plot, she thought she was going to meet her fiance's parents. The fact is he was willing to kill his fiance and his own unborn child to blow up some infidels. Oh, and he wasn't planning to even be on that flight. You can read more about this case here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hindawi_Affair

  35. Truly a troll post by spoco2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I mean really... just a complete troll.

    a) How many of us don't have or want a PDA? Answer: Lots
    b) Even if we did have a PDA we'd still need the laptop in order to either work on when we get to our work destination, or, in my case, use as a portable entertainment unit for watching movies etc. when at my travel destination, and also to be able to offload and edit photos I've taken while out and about.

    Urgh, what a post!

  36. Re:Junk Food by ceoyoyo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Hanging random (almost random) people and burning crosses on people's lawns nicely fits the definition of terrorism.

    Now, the KKK probably won't be blowing up airplanes SO THEY WON'T AFFECT YOU too much. Some of the other organizations listed have bombed airplanes and probably would like to again. The islamic terrorists are just a little irritated right now because they got one of their strongholds invaded.

    How do you recognize a moslem to haul into the special line anyway? I know one with red hair and freckles.

  37. Re:Soln: Profile passengers, or go on pretending. by iangoldby · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Religion is the single defining characteristic of modern terrorists... nearly all terrorists are Muslims... Nearly all airplane hijackings and intentional attacks on civilians have been done in the name of Islam.

    Let's stop just a minute...

    Let's also leave aside that the above is simply wrong as a matter of fact...

    Do you really think that doing something 'in the name of Islam' (or Christianity, or the Free Software Foundation, etc) automatically makes you a Muslim (or Christian, or Free Software advocate)?

    I don't know where you stand on the FSF, but assuming you are broadly sympathetic to its aims, how would you feel if I suddenly started blowing up planes 'in the name of the FSF'?

    Let's be rational about this. Anyone can claim to be associated with a particular movement or organisation. Whether you actually are can only be decided from whether your actions are in keeping with that organisation's goals.
  38. Not high enough capacity? by Silver+Sloth · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Using trains to deliver bombs has been described in great (fictional) detail in 'A Big Boy Did And Ran Away' by Christopher Brookmyer.

    Simply put:-

    • Board train with suitcase filled with explosives at any station - minimal security.
    • Leave suitcase in suitable location and leave train. Here in the UK no one would touch it
    • Use timer/gps to detonate bomb at suitable location. Suggestions given were:-
      • As train passes suitable military base
      • As train passes through suitable urban area
    And even without the gps/timer aspect, consider what would happen if a bomb went of in a major rail station of your choice in a city of your choice during the rush hour. Remember 7/7/05? Those were baby bombs delivered by amateurs.
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  39. A view from the other side by brettimer · · Score: 2, Informative
    After having read most of the comments I noticed a lack of responses from anyone that actually handles the baggage. I work for one of the 3 major US/International airlines. Here are just a few thoughts.
    • While most people like to blame ramp service workers for baggage problems, sometimes its just "user error" in that the passenger does not correctly pack the bag so that it can successfully make the trip, its not uncommon to have a bag that is over stuffed rip apart when it gets punched by the baggage system down a lateral to where we scan and sort the bags. We try to put everything we can find back in the bag and tape it closed, but sometimes stuff is missed - not stolen, but simply not not found until after the bag is loaded and the flight gone.
    • There seem to be alot of comments about how ramp service workers go through bags and look for anything of value. While there are some "bad seeds" out there; most of the workers do want to get your baggage to you on time and with the same contents it had when you started the trip. Additionally, there is very little down time to try to look through baggage; certainly not out on the ramp as a few other posts have suggested.
    • Yes, baggage does get thrown sometimes, but it is not because we are out to distroy your baggage, instead its the simple fact that throwing is more efficient - and less tiring - than walking the bag to the cart, especially when unloading a flight. We do avoid throwing anything with fragile markings.

    Do yourself all a favor, pack your bags well and don't over pack. In the end, would I check a laptop? Probably not, but I would be more worried about theft on the baggage claim side than plane side.
  40. Re:Soln: Profile passengers, or go on pretending. by isorox · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In the '80s, the terrorists were communist revolutionaries.

    No, they were American-funded minority Irish sepratists that indiscriminatly killed innocent men, women and children, as well as attempting to kill the UK Prime Minister, and succeded in killing half the cabinet.

    What would happen if an Iranian citizen, a member of Al-Queda, managed to blow up the annual Republican bash, killing half the seceratries, and Bush only escaped by a fluke, and to top it all, British citizens were funding them?

  41. Re:Soln: Profile passengers, or go on pretending. by aallan · · Score: 3, Informative

    ...except the IRA was *not* created and funded by the united states, unlike al qaeda

    Actually the bulk of the funding for the IRA did come from the US...

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  42. And the kinetic energy of the aircraft by Colin+Smith · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You also have 180,000kg of aircraft traveling at 236m/s. Which gives you an additional 5 gigajoules. Hmm, insignificant in comparison to the fuel. As you were.

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  43. Re:Soln: Profile passengers, or go on pretending. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Schrodinger's Pussy ?

  44. Re:Junk Food by dgatwood · · Score: 2, Interesting

    True, but only by the classical definition of terrorism, which someone who commits any act with the intent to cause fear in a section of the population. On the other hand, by that same standard, our own government in the U.S. is a terrorist organization. Do you honestly think that "Threat Level Red" notices to the general public serve any useful purpose other than to scare them into submission?

    No, if we are going to define terrorism in the modern day, you have to include the words "use of force" or similar---someone who uses force to cause fear a section of the population. By comparison, a few random hangings notwithstanding, the KKK no longer meets the modern definition of terrorist. Sorry, but they aren't even in the same league.

    Almost all terrorists have been foreign nationals flying on a passport from a mid-east country. You want to do heightened screenings in a non-racist way, that's how you do it. You track every single person coming into the country from that portion of the world. You further record every person who has ever flown into that portion of the world who is NOT known to be a foreign national. Those people get more extensive screening. Everyone else gets something similar to what we have now.

    The reality, though, is that there are so many potentially explosive substances that it isn't practical, nay, possible to screen for them all. The only way to catch terrorists is to do so long before they get to the airport through good old fashioned intelligence gathering... and I don't mean secret courts and wiretaps on the phones of every AT&T customer....

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  45. Re:Junk Food by the_womble · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The list also includes some very deadly organisations, which was the point.

    One of the non-mulsim groups on the list has killed far more people than Al_Quaeda (tens of thousands), and they have carried out "240+" suicide bombings - but as they only killed funny coloured foreigners I suppose you think that does not count.

    btw BOTH the terrorist groups that have bombed places I lived in (and came close to getting me more than once) used to raise money in the US

  46. TSA approved locks by hey · · Score: 2, Informative

    How about those TSA approved luggage locks?
    These locks have a combo that you know and a special key that the TSA has
    that can open it too -- "for security".
    http://froogle.google.com/froogle?q=TSA+lock&hl=en &lr=&sa=X&oi=froogle&ct=title

  47. Is it just me ... by rs25com · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Or did it strike anyone else odd that the article seemed to just be a big advertisement on why you need to go buy a new laptop case? I saw very little information about the actual policies, or doing anything about them, other than "Go buy a new case."

    Irony: The article below it on the Slashdot homepage refers to fake news reports.

    Coincidence?

  48. Re:Soln: Profile passengers, or go on pretending. by mdwh2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yeah, let's whip out all the lone wolves and their deacdes ago one off attacks.

    Yeah, when someone makes a blanket absolute claim, heaven forbid someone point out a counter-example. And I'm not sure how they are any more "lone wolves" than muslim terrorists.

    And just over one decade, I make it. I bet you people will still be citing 9/11 as an example of "Islamic terrorism" for long after 2012.

    In every thread like this there is some academic robot defending that with that obsolete PC attitude

    And in every thread, there is someone who claims their opponent is being "PC", because they can't explain why they are wrong...

    Or do you advocate acceding to their demands which are 1) Destroy Israel and 2) Convert to Islam

    Look, it's a strawman.

  49. Re:Junk Food by Dr+Damage+I · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The remarkable thing is that we are arguing over the national identity of people who pose a negligable threat to us, while doing nothing about things that kill far more people every year, like falling down, and getting struck by lightning.

    falling, lightning and even motor vehicle crashes are all risks which people can manage for themselves. Individuals can manage their risk of death by falling by:

    • holding the handrail in stairways
    • doing some form sporting exercise so as to become more physically adept
    • being particularly careful in situations that pose a falling hazard
    Individuals can manage their risk of lightning strike by
    • remaining indoors during electrical storms
    • avoiding trees during electrical storms
    • avoiding tall metallic objects during electrical storms
    • not using umbrellas during electrical storms
    Individuals can manage their risk of motor vehicle accidents by
    • abiding strictly by the law when driving
    • taking defensive driving courses
    • being more observant while driving

    In stark contrast, people can only manage their risk of being blown up in airplanes only by not getting onto airplanes in the first place. The governments only legitimate purpose is to do for people those things that they cannot reasonably do for themselves: I don't need my government protecting me from risks which I can manage (no, I did not say eliminate) for myself. When I get onto a commercial airliner, I want my government to take reasonable steps to manage the risks involved. Otherwise, what is a government good for aside from stealing my money and giving it to crack whores and junkies?

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