IBM to Buy ISS for $1.3 Billion
gerald626 writes "IBM announced today that they have formed an agreement to purchase ISS for 1.3 billion dollars." From the article: " The all-cash transaction of about $28 per share is meant to bolster IBM's ability to deliver security services to corporations, the company said. ISS builds network protection products and services, including intrusion detection and monitoring tools. IBM said it intends to use ISS's expertise and software to provide more robust security-related services to its corporate customers."
RTFA. 11 comments and none about Internet Security Systems
...For the beast had been reborn with its strength renewed, and the followers of Mammon cowered in horror.
Can anyone honestly think of a better tax-haven than space? I mean really, what's the rate up there these days?
Let me be one of the first thousand to say, "Why would IBM buy the International Space Station?"
In Soviet Russia, Space Station buys you!
All your space station are belong to IBM!
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Are you...Are you some kind of genius?
No, ma'am, I'm just a regular Slashdot reader.
Wicked wicked Zoot ... she is a bad person and she must pay the penalty. And here in Castle IBM, we have but one punishment... you must tie her down on a bed ... and spank her. Come!
- None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
Wait, how was I insightful?
can I get a -1 Confused now?
someone mod me down
Aye dares ye!
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