IAU Demotes Pluto to 'Dwarf Planet' Status
davidwr writes "It's official. Pluto's been demoted. It's now one of several 'dwarf planets.' I guess we can drop the 'Period' from 'Mary's violet eyes make John stay up nights.'" (Of course, no one says you have to privately agree with the International Astronomical Union.) Several readers have contributed links to the BBC's coverage of the downgrade, as well as the usefully illustrated story at MSNBC.
many very educated men just screwed up nine planets...
if the answer isn't violence, neither is your silence / freedom of expression doesn't make it alright
My Very Eager Mother Just Served Us Nachos
How will this affect Sailor Pluto?
"Anonymous Coward" is for whistleblowers, not unpopular opinions.
So will this render all astrological predictions which took Pluto into account as invalid? I'm sure the kooks will come up with some excuse to explain how their previous charts were accurate at seeing the future as if they ~knew~ this all along.
Trolling is a art,
Much vodka easily makes John seek urination naturally
I just can't understand why this story of Pluto's reclassification is deemed "breaking news" on the major news websites. It's not as if it just changed orbit and was streaking straight for New Jersey...
Now that would be breaking news!
I use irony whenever I can, but my shirts are still wrinkled...
Walt Disney is turning over in his grave...
I learned "Mary Virginia eats many jam sandwiches under Ned's porch." Now it will have to be "...under Ned."
I remember failing a second grade test because I missed pluto! Time I march down to the nursing home and give Mrs Johnson a piece of my mind!
I don't like this at all.
You IAU bastards! Now, My Very Educated Mother no longer Just Sat Under Napoleon's Picture. Now, My Very Educated Mother Just Sat Under Napoleon.
You guys are sick. Leave my mother out of this.
Michael Coyne
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Gustav Holst was right all along!
Quick, someone who actually knows what they're doing, please give me a rough answer/calculation to the following queries:
Pluto is automatically disqualified because its oblong orbit overlaps with Neptune's.
1) - Is it possible for Pluto and Neptune to one day (like within the next couple billion years) collide? Or are their respective orbits degrading to the point where by the time they'd be near each other orbit-wise, their orbits would no longer overlap significantly? Or by 'overlap' do they mean "diagrammatically speaking, on a two-dimensional representation they overlap but even at their closest possible point they're still a squillion miles away from each other"?
2) - If so, how cool would that be? Would it be funny enough to make it onto an America's Funniest Home Videos video montage? Would it need special clown-horn-honking sound effects?
3) - Considering their distance from Earth and their relatively small size, would a collision of the two have any noticeable effect here on Earth?
4) - Seriously, how cool would worlds colliding be?! Costanza jokes aside, I think it'd be awesome to the max.
Given the level of scientific illiteracy, what the hell is the point of taking something that everyone does know and declaring it to be wrong?
"Everyone" knew there were eight planets prior to 1930. Did the world end when it was changed to nine, especially with something that wasn't even obviously a planet?
Guess what? A whole generation of children will grow up with the new, consistent rules and won't know any different. What's unarguable is that the new rules are better. I'm all in favor of fixing things that are broken, even if certain curmudgeons are too mentally inflexible to make the adjustment. See also: the metric system in the US, which is kept down by the same curmudgeons.
Sometimes it's best to just let stupid people be stupid.
FTA - "Pluto is automatically disqualified because its oblong orbit overlaps with Neptune's." and from the definition, "and has cleared the neighborhood around its rbit."
Doesn't that mean that Neptune also hasn't cleared it's neighborhood? It's orbit overlaps that of Pluto. So why is IT a planet?
Excuse me, that's Differently Proportioned Planets!!!
Actually (if I did the math correctly) in about 3,529,037,195 years. That's still within the projected lifetime of the solar system, so yes