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Are NDA 'Prior Inventions' Clauses Safe to Sign?

BenderMan asks: "I own a small consulting company. Today I was asked by yet another corporate customer to sign an NDA with the increasingly popular 'Prior Inventions' clause. The gist of it is they want you to provide a list of all your past and current inventions and/or ideas so they can define and protect the intellectual property that they have hired you to build. Like many of us that lay awake at night, whilst the hamster wheel spins new ideas, I've got a number of un-patented works in various stages of development. Given that mutual NDAs only provide one year of protection, I don't feel obligated, nor do I have sufficient time and energy, to fully and properly document my inventions for an NDA. While these clauses are written with good intentions, the reality is that these valuable ideas would be placed in the hands of people that could potentially profit with impunity (Have you priced patents lately?). Unfortunately many companies are not willing to strike this clause from their contracts. Does Slashdot agree that this is a concern, and how have you dealt with these situations?"

300 comments

  1. Prior Art by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    IANAL, but the document itself would be proof of Prior Art, allowing for easy invalidation of their patent... right? But then again, not everyone has laywers, time, and money to chase patents with... :(

    1. Re:Prior Art by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 1

      On second thought, I suppose it'd have to be something concrete to be Prior Art... and they'd have to make something concrete to patent it, right? As in actually implement/create something, not just spout off words... although lots of patents are doubtless based on just words...

    2. Re:Prior Art by qbwiz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There's not just the risk of them patenting, but also the risk of them stealing the idea and developing it faster than he would. Remember what happened with Stacker and Microsoft?

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    3. Re:Prior Art by Aneurysm9 · · Score: 4, Informative

      If my memory of Patent Practice and Procedures serves correct, only publicly disclosed inventions can be prior art. Inventions disclosed under an NDA would likely not be considered public and, thus, could not constitute prior art.

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    4. Re:Prior Art by TubeSteak · · Score: 1
      On second thought, I suppose it'd have to be something concrete to be Prior Art
      Nope, I think you were right the first time.

      Prior art generally has to be and idea published to the public, which means that [Your] patentable invention/idea is not protected if no one knows about it.

      Even though the NDA isn't 'public', for the specific company, anything tacked onto that NDA would probably qualify as prior art, since it was 'published' to them.
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    5. Re:Prior Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having a list of strings like "reusable knife-fork", "flying car", etc. doesn't mean that you really have a patentable idea. Probably they are using it to test if employees think they have good ideas, then stole it. You have seen that at school, I bet. Wonder what that people is doing now? They are stealing other's ideas in your company.

      Most people put nothing interesting in their NDAs. But years later they may patent something. Then their former employers may show their NDA's as proof that they had no idea before they were hired. But the company has a simmilar product now. BINGO!

      It is an stretch, right? Most people think the same things. Only some of them are able to implement them. Then may show something that doesn't work and say you stole the idea.

      Simply don't sign NDAs. NEVER!

    6. Re:Prior Art by mrbcs · · Score: 3, Interesting
      If the idea is in the public domain, it can't be patented. Once patented, it becomes available for all to see. That's part of the process, you get the "patent protection" and the rest of the world gets to see what you did and how you did it. IMHO, disclosing any ideas would be very unwise. They could easliy steal the idea and you have no protection or proof.

      I also believe the whole patent system is a complete sham. Patents are good as long as you have tons of cash for lawyers to fight and protect it. Any good lawyer can subvert a patent. Yes I have personal experience in this and I'm kinda bitter about it. Wasted a lot of money for this information.

      If you guys are bored and want some shits and giggles, search the US Patent office. There's all kinds of stupid ideas there that will never fly and/or never be able to produce. Doesn't stop some lawyer from taking 10 grand from a bozo though.

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    7. Re:Prior Art by letxa2000 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I would never specify in a contract what my prior art is. My contracts always specify that anything belonging to the client prior to the contract remains theirs and anything belonging to me prior to the contract--or that I come up with during the contract but not materially related to the contract--remains mine. No lists are necessary. If there's a dispute over who owned what when, that's what courts are for. I'm not going to enumerate my property because it then implies nothing else was mine. No way. Let the contract stipulate the spirit of the contract (that no-one is trying to rob anyone else's idea) and if someone believes that spirit was violate, take it to court and let it get worked out there.

    8. Re:Prior Art by iocat · · Score: 2, Interesting
      A lot of it is, say you get a contract to build X, but you are going to use tools, Y, that you already have. Since it's a work for hire, they want to know exactly what Y is, so that they understand the scope of what X, which they're going to own, will be.

      In practice, we usually say things like "Tool Z, which provides a propriatary method for generating ABC" -- fairly broad and non-specific, but clear. Then we make it clear that they are getting X, but not Y, and nor are they getting any improvements to Y that we had to make to create X. Sometimes they want an infinite, non-exclusive, transferable license to the improvements made to Y, and maybe even Y itself, but at that point, it's really deal specific.

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    9. Re:Prior Art by edwdig · · Score: 1

      I think they're in the process of changing this, but at least for now, aren't patents awarded to the first to invent, not the first to file? If you were to file for your own patent, wouldn't the agreement demonstrate that you invented it first? It's not quite the same as invalidating their patent.

    10. Re:Prior Art by Lactoso · · Score: 4, Insightful
      "Simply don't sign NDAs. NEVER!"

      That's just not a tenable position for an external contractor. The corporate machine knows what it's doing and that you will not likely give up a lucrative contract because of some 'iffy' terminology or the almost boilerplate NDA. Regardless of what your 'indespensible' skills are, there's someone else out there that's willing to take up the crumbs that you leave lying about.

      It's one thing to have your ethics and sense of what's right and wrong displayed proudly on your sleeve, and it's another altogether to be able to make money and support your family...

    11. Re:Prior Art by Skrynesaver · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In a perfect world not specifying your own prior art would be ideal, however I have seen employment contracts where the employee is asked to submit a list of prior art before starting employment with the company. I have been told that in cases of direct employment these contracts can be negated because the employee is efectively under duress, ie. sign this or no job, with the usual IANAL caveat I'd be interested in hearing what other people think of the enforcability(word?) of such a contract.

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    12. Re:Prior Art by Angostura · · Score: 1

      It can be tenable to strike through any particularly malignant clauses and then sign however. As long as you do this judiciously, this can result in the hiring process continuing while the document goes back to legal. Sometimes the hiring manager doesn't even bother to tell legal that the document was amended. Sometimes legal look at the amendment and decide to ignore it.

    13. Re:Prior Art by simong_oz · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I wish people would get a clue about IP protection, and patents in particular.

      The entire point of an NDA is that the disclosure is not public, but private, which means it is NOT admissable as prior art. Even if you deliberately go and disclose the idea in public, i.e. violate the NDA to try and make it prior art and thereby invalidate a patent, in many countries this will still be admmissable.

      Every NDA is different - you need to examine the clauses in the actual NDA in front of you. In practice if you're not happy with it, suggest changes and send it back. Most companies are happy to go through this process.

      The point of an NDA is not (usually) to try and steal all of your ideas, it is to protect the ideas (for BOTH parties).

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    14. Re:Prior Art by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      I would like to think that such a contract would be unenforcable. Indeed, here in the UK we are in the middle of the Gowers Review of intellectual property, and I raised this very issue with them.

      In the meantime, though, I wouldn't go near such a contract without a lawyer.

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    15. Re:Prior Art by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      Yes, first to invent but there is a limitaiton on that. You basically have a year between inventing something and filing for the patent. So if you file a patent, if someone else comes along within that year and files, and can show they invented before you then yours is invalid. If there are no filings within that time and there are no other issues then your patent claim stands.

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    16. Re:Prior Art by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Yes but I don't think NDA'd data can be accessed that easily, you need a subpoena for that.

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    17. Re:Prior Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most companies are happy to go through this process.

      That's just it, most companies are not happy to do this. You don't think that these clauses are there just for shits and giggles, do you? The employers want to wring every last cent out of their employees, and these contracts are how they do that. If you ask them to change them, you're going to be giving up your spot to someone who doesn't care or doesn't think to read what they sign.

    18. Re:Prior Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Yes, but what do you do when you have patentable projects in the works and you pick up a contract that could easily move into one of those areas... In my case I gave a one-paragraph description of the algorithms and applications, and state that I will not work on XXX type of problem without negotiating the details. The company was fine with that, and we moved on...

    19. Re:Prior Art by BVis · · Score: 3, Informative
      The difference is that employees actually have rights in the UK. More specifically, there are rules about employer/employee relations that are actually ENFORCED in the UK. Over on this side of the pond employees are generally treated no better than disposable diapers - shit all over 'em, throw them away when you're done. It's the norm here for an employee to be terminated with no stated reason, because 1) the employer is not obligated to provide a reason and 2) if they do, they might have to answer for the fact that the reason is complete bullshit.

      This attitude is carried over to IP in a lot of cases. More than once, a company has laid claim to an invention that an employee has developed on their own time, using no company resources, even in the absence of an "all your IP are belong to us" clause in their job description. (Not that job descriptions are enforceable by the employee here anyway; they almost always include "other tasks as assigned by management", which means that even if you're hired as a Java developer, your employer can require you to clean toilets. Then if you leave "voluntarily", you're ineligible for any unemployment insurance benefits, since you walked off the job. Theoretically you can appeal by asserting that the job was not as represented, but the burden of proof is on you.) The employee almost always cannot afford to defend themselves against this predatory action; tort law over here doesn't have that clause in it that the loser pays the winner's legal fees, which means that the employee will quickly bankrupt themselves defending the case.

      In the meantime, though, I wouldn't go near such a contract without a lawyer.
      Is it worth it to pay a lawyer $5000 to tell you "yeah, you don't have any rights here, you can either agree to this or not get the job"? I don't know many people who are looking for work who have that kind of cash.
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    20. Re:Prior Art by anderm7 · · Score: 1

      The bozo could have been pro se, costing only 500 bucks or so. Otherwise I agree, the patent office is a great place to search while bored.

    21. Re:Prior Art by The+Spoonman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's the norm here for an employee to be terminated with no stated reason, because 1) the employer is not obligated to provide a reason and 2) if they do, they might have to answer for the fact that the reason is complete bullshit.

      Not exactly...it's much worse than that. The employer is not obligated to provide a reason, because an employer doesn't NEED a reason. They can come in an fire you on a whim, and it would be legal. The basic idea is that you should be able to quit without reason or repercussion, so employers should be able to fire you similarly. The problem is, it's not reciprocal in any way. If you quit a company out of the blue, you're more than likely not going to cause any kind of financial difficulty to the company. They'll get along just fine without you. If, however, your employer decides to go skeet shooting with pink slips you're pretty much fucked. They also have all these nifty policies and agreements you have to sign before employment, all of which are designed to lock out any fringe chance you might have had for suing for wrongful termination. It's a wonderful system we live under, and people wonder why employees are so frustrated. Here's a clue: we're bent over teh barrel, our pants are down and you've just walked in the door with a donkey. You tell ME why I'm so worried!

      Under these laws, though, it should be legal for me to walk into a place and when told I have tons of paperwork to sign, I hand over a pile of my own. I think it should be fair that a company not hold me responsible for the failure of a system if I haven't been trained in how to use that system. Seems reasonable. I also shouldn't be held responsible for failures due to management mistakes or procedural processes. If I'm expected to follow a set of rules, then they should, too. Why not?

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    22. Re:Prior Art by bigpat · · Score: 1

      I would never specify in a contract what my prior art is.

      Problem is that some companies have a form contract which includes a page for enumerating a list of prior inventions. So, basically, Legal has told HR that you have to sign this form to get the job. Unless you are applying for some Director level position or above, then you aren't worth the time for a laywer to go over your proposed changes to the contract... so it is often either take it or leave it.

      For one company I worked for, I actually wrote in the space provided for a list of prior inventions "What's mine is mine and what's yours is yours" and if someone did actually ever read it, then they never told me they had a problem with it and I was able to accept the job.

      But you should never work for a company that says anything that you come up with even if it is unrelated to what you are working on for the company and not invented during work hours is owned by them. That is no better than slavery.

    23. Re:Prior Art by Varmint01 · · Score: 1
      This attitude is carried over to IP in a lot of cases. More than once, a company has laid claim to an invention that an employee has developed on their own time, using no company resources, even in the absence of an "all your IP are belong to us" clause in their job description.


      I was forced to sign an NDA which is worded so vaguely that it effectively gives my employer the power to claim as their own anything I do outside of work, on my own time, using ZERO company resources. And seeing as the owner of the company is extremely litigious, I'm put in the position that I have no choice but to lie through my teeth about what I do outside of work time in order to make any kind of career advancement.

      Sometimes I hear the argument "Well you signed the contract and if you don't like it then you should quit and go somewhere else." This is the biggest cop-out argument ever, and all it does is allow policies which hurt employees to become the new norm. No, folks... It's MY time, MY resources, they're MY inventions. I don't care what I signed.
    24. Re:Prior Art by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1
      This thread has inspired me to register the domain "publicpriorart.org" -- the intention is to build a database of ideas, thoughts, algorithms,etc in a public place, strictly for the purpose of preventing patents from being filed for them in the future. Anyone interested in helping? Or can point me to an existing effort, so I don't waste my time?

      (And I literally just got the domain when I read this thread, so there's nothing there at the moment)

    25. Re:Prior Art by ObiWanKenblowme · · Score: 1

      Define "forced". They told you that you'd be terminated if you didn't sign it? They told you they wouldn't hire you if you didn't sign it? "If you don't like it, don't sign it" isn't a cop-out. It's how things work. If you don't agree to the terms of a contract, you won't be able to get out of it later by saying "well I didn't really MEAN it." That's the whole POINT of a contract.

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    26. Re:Prior Art by Bishop · · Score: 1

      I did a similar thing and wrote something to the effect of "All work and designs started before ." My intention was to buy myself some time to think about it and maybe consult a lawyer. It was my first major employment and I had not expected an NDA. As it turns out no one actually read the NDA I signed, or if some one did they didn't care.

      I don't think that I could come up with a list of prior work. There are easily hundreds of projects that I have started that have never been developed into a product or published. I suspect most people would have a similarly long list if they sat down and thought about it.

      My current NDA states that I promise not to use any company resources, includeing research (or even overheard conversations in the hallway) to develop products. There is a general prior work clause, but no specific lists. The upshot is if I develop a product outside of work my employer will take me to court to determine ownership. On the surface this seems insane, but in reality it protects the rights of me and my employer.

    27. Re:Prior Art by foxwizard · · Score: 1

      ' "If you don't like it, don't sign it" isn't a cop-out. It's how things work'

      What you say would be true if an employment agreement were an agreement between equal parties; however, that is not the case. The employer will suffer no ill effects if you walk away; you, on the other hand, are still without income. The employer reserves the right to alter the terms of the agreement at will; you are not permitted to do so ever, under any circumstances. The employer can not only terminate you, but can pursue you for damages in court, hand out bad references and prevent you from working again. You cannot do the same to a corporation. You can be fired today, without notice, and not repercussions will fall on the employer for doing so. If you choose to walk out today, good luck getting another job.

      Employers routinely abuse their position relative to employees, because they can. Labor law was born in the 20th century to try to level the playing field, but recently the government and the courts have taken the position that labor law exists to defend the interests of the employer against rapacious employees. We're back to square one.

      The advent of 'prior art' clauses demonstrates the next level of labor abuse, wherein employers will be able to lay claim to anything you do during your term of employement, AND pillage through your 'prior art' for ideas you can't afford to protect. Now you might walk away from these, but like the no compete clauses, they will spread and soon every employer will want one.

      What will you do then? Wait on tables?

    28. Re:Prior Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
    29. Re:Prior Art by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      Cool; thanks

    30. Re:Prior Art by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      Hm -- from the faq: Help me prove that I thought of my idea first. This site is a place for people to talk about each other's goofy ideas; it's not a legal service.

      While I had been thinking of a way to discuss/improve upon ideas posted, I primarily want this to a) serve as direct or indirect prior-art proof and b) [maybe] require posters to specifically forfeit the right to a patent to the idea; the understanding being that posting these ideas prevents anybody from patenting them now and forever, and that anyone is free to implement the idea.

      And finally, I think publicpriorart.org will be limited to software patents. Generally speaking, patents serve good purpose; I don't want every idea under the sun posted to the site simply because there are people in the world who believe everything should be free.

    31. Re:Prior Art by geekoid · · Score: 1

      it's just a different point you sell out at.

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    32. Re:Prior Art by dantal · · Score: 1

      I think "Lawyers, Guns and Money" works better.

    33. Re:Prior Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I'm a different guy.

      But yes, I was in a room alone with the CEO and he strongly urged me to sign the NDA and non-compete after I had worked at the company for 4 years. Evidently non-specific "bad things" would happen if I didn't.

      This happens all the time.

    34. Re:Prior Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      http://www.unixguru.com/

      Be VERY VERY careful of what you disclose. If you have digital and physical backups, keep them safe. What is yours BEFORE your employer comes to know you and which you never had access to before employment or collaboration with others should be YOURS, if you can prove it so and can force them to admit they have no records to substantiate their claims.

      Moreover, if it's outside the realm of their business sphere and they just being greedy, don't let them win. Everybody with an ability to use some software is likely to try to hack out their own solution, but no two people will likely architect and style the things perfectly identically.

      IF, by chance you MUST go to court, try to demand (beg) from the court that the other side can NOT make 'discovery' against your material. BUT, by the same token, YOUR side cannot ask to see theirs, either. Hell, once they have access to YOUR stuff, they can frabricate information and dates (hell, recently microsoft pulled so much obfuscation crap that the judge on the case was infuriated and lopped on an additional $25 M or so the fines/penalities; shoulda lopped on about $60 BILLION-- according to your ability or pain threshold, YOU PAY!... $25 M is chump change to ms...)...

      BUT, the idea is that IF they so intimately KNOW and developed YOUR idea, then they should and better be able to explain it to the JUDGE AND JURY better than YOU. If they fail, they obviously they stole your idea and tried to wrest your control/ownership away.

      I DID once or twice list to employers the generic descriptions, but never EVER provided any damned sketches, diagrams, etc...

      IFFFF you bike or commute to work and take your personal work via laptop or disk archives, remember, that if your employer is an asshole, they could invoke the employment contract terms to lay claim to inspecting your bags, or contents thereof. If they are REALLY nasty, they could get a sheriff/warrant issuer to seize your stuff and inspect it, even if it is a treasure hunt to string together stuff...

      David Syes, posting anonymously...

    35. Re:Prior Art by Jeff+Molby · · Score: 1
      If, however, your employer decides to go skeet shooting with pink slips you're pretty much fucked.
      Only if you've managed your finances on the premise that you would never go a week (or *gasp* months) without a paycheck. It's called a rainy day fund. Your company has one. I have one. You should too. No one is responsible for your life except you.
    36. Re:Prior Art by The+Spoonman · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Only if you've managed your finances on the premise that you would never go a week (or *gasp* months) without a paycheck. It's called a rainy day fund. Your company has one. I have one. You should too. No one is responsible for your life except you.

      What a decidedly republican thing to say. What happens when you're fired without any good reason, and then go nine months without a paycheck? Do you have a nine month rainy day fund? Think you won't have to go that long? How easy do you think it is to find a job when you have to explain to your next potential employer why you were fired, and the best answer you can come up with is "I wish I could tell you. I wasn't given a reason."? How are families supposed to take care of their kids medical needs when that happens and they lose their insurance? How 'bout those folks who have to go through this in the states where it's ok to fire blacks? Or gays? Or single mothers?

      You know what, fuck you, I'm not going nice on this one. Rainy day funds are supposed to cover you, and provide for you, when some calamity strikes. Capricious whims of nature are one thing, but having people's lives determined by the innane flights of fancy of management are another. Why should *I* have to suffer because some senior manager decided that his bonus isn't going to be high enough this year, so he initiates a round of layoffs. Why should I have to deplete my rainy day fund because management sucked every salesman's dick until they drained every ounce of cash with exorbitant expense accounts? No one's asking for a handout, Rush. We're only asking to be treated fairly. That's supposed to be the premise behind "at will", anyway.

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    37. Re:Prior Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is one defense from 'wrongful termination': provide value to your employer. In general, companies that fire their best people go broke, and useful employees, if fired, can get another job.

    38. Re:Prior Art by Jeff+Molby · · Score: 1

      My political affiliations (you're wrong, btw) have nothing to do with it. "At will" simply means that either party is free to sever the relationship at any time. Your former employer decided to exercise that right. It simply doesn't matter whether the decision was justified or not. It's unfortunate that you spent nine months unemployed, but honestly... who is responsible for solving your problems besides you?

    39. Re:Prior Art by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      This thread has inspired me to register the domain "publicpriorart.org" -- the intention is to build a database of ideas, thoughts, algorithms,etc in a public place, strictly for the purpose of preventing patents from being filed for them in the future. Anyone interested in helping? Or can point me to an existing effort, so I don't waste my time?

      Though there's no one public place, other than the internet, there are a number of websites who share not just programs but other things like music. There are all of the open source website collections like Sourceforge and Freshmear. Here's Creative Commons, for legal music downloads there's Links to Tens of Thousands of Legal Music Downloads and MagnaTunes. More can be found on Wiki's Creative Commons License page.

      Falcon
    40. Re:Prior Art by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      I don't think that I could come up with a list of prior work. There are easily hundreds of projects that I have started that have never been developed into a product or published. I suspect most people would have a similarly long list if they sat down and thought about it.

      Some months ago in another article about NDAs I seem to recall reading how one company someone here worked for tried to claim projects the programmer worked on as class assignments or projects years earlier while in college.

      Falcon
    41. Re:Prior Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The problem is, it's not reciprocal in any way. If you quit a company out of the blue, you're more than likely not going to cause any kind of financial difficulty to the company. They'll get along just fine without you. If, however, your employer decides to go skeet shooting with pink slips you're pretty much fucked.

      I agree that a lot of employers treat their employees like another inventory item, but:

      1.) If you're really redundant enough that there would be no harm whatsoever to the company if you left, figure out how to make yourself more valuable.
      2.) If you're in a tight enough financial position that if you were laid off tomorrow you couldn't get by until you found a new job, or that you financially CAN'T quit if it gets bad, that's not your employer's fault. Live well within your means and save as much as possible until you have at least 6 months living expenses in the bank. Then you will know the freedom of being able to leave anytime you want, and knowing that you won't have to rush to get the first crappy available job if you are laid off.

    42. Re:Prior Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Arbeit macht frei, nicht wahr?

    43. Re:Prior Art by WebCrapper · · Score: 1

      I went 7 months with no paycheck, lost my apartment, most of what I owned. I packed up what I had left and my dog and moved back home with my parents. I was homeless for a little over 2 weeks. One of the most humbling things of my life. (oddly, that sounded a bit like a country song...)

    44. Re:Prior Art by RebRachman · · Score: 1

      I had a similar situation, and what I did was I requested a different terminology in writing (e-mail). The company gave me some explanation that so-and-so was not their intention, and I should list all of my works. I (politely and in writing) said it was none of their business what I was working on during my free time but I wanted to confirm that it was not their intention that they should have control over things I was doing outside of the time I was charging them for. Again, in e-mail, they confirmed that was not their intention. I then kept the written correspondance and signed the contract. I figure if there is any dispute, I will have this written proof that this was not the intention of the contract.

    45. Re:Prior Art by The+Spoonman · · Score: 1

      Okay, I think you're missing the point, so let's address this from another angle...you're driving down the street minding your own business when WHAM! you're hit by a drunk driver. You're disabled and unable to work for 9 months. Do you have a right to sue said driver and/or his insurance company for your lost wages? Of course you do. Then, why can't you do it to an employer who maliciously fires you without cause? Why is it I can sue someone for lost wages when there's no malicious intent (the driver was stupid, but he didn't go out of his way to harm ME on purpose), but not when there is? No one's talking about SOLVING my problems, I'm talking about repercussions for those who CAUSE my problems. If my problems are my own doing, then yes they are my responsibility. But, having no recourse for a causeless termination is as much bull as not being able to sue a drunk driver for incapacitating me.

      Worse yet, employers are taking advantage of this as a way to reduce employee benefits and pay. After all, you don't like it, fine, leave. But, in today's job market where you'll be lucky if there's even one LISTING a month, you don't really have that choice anymore, either. They've learned that they can pile shit on top of you as high as the sky and there's nothing you can do about it. There's a reason the French get an average of 7 weeks vacation/year and Americans get 12 days....that they can't take because the company has trimmed the workforce to less than minimum and people aren't allowed to take time off.

      "At will" simply means that either party is free to sever the relationship at any time.

      Just because I share a right with an employer does not mean our rights are equal. If I decided right now to just walk out and not come back, my company is not even going to notice. Now, if my manager comes to me next month and says "You're wearing white after Labor Day. Get out!" the financial, not to mention emotional, hardship that's caused by that is nearly irrevocable. Even with a rainy day fund and help from my family, it took me over a year to recover financially from that firing. Why should I have to deal with that?

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    46. Re:Prior Art by onkelonkel · · Score: 1

      Econ. 101

      If there is "one LISTING a month" then clearly the supply of labor is far exceeding the demand and thus the value of your labor is strongly decreased. You either work more for the same money, do the same work for less money, or lose your job to someone who will. This is just the flip side of a "boom" (remember the last one?) where demand for skilled workers outstrips the supply, and employers have to pay premium salaries and retention bonuses etc. to hold on to staff. Neither condition is permanent.

      A rainy day fund is damn good advice. It will put some of the control back in your hands. You won't be so desperate for a paycheque that you have to put up with whatever crap your employer wants to dump on you. You can push back, maintain some self respect, and not be living in constant dread of losing your job.

      I know from experience that losing a job can be a kick in the nuts, and yes, I'm sure it sucks to be you. I know this all sounds cold, but this is reality, and reality seldom adjusts itself to suit our wishes.

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    47. Re:Prior Art by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1
      What is this "malicious" firing you are talking about? This is not something that I am familiar with. I've heard of "layoffs" (company can't afford or doesn't want to afford to pay you anymore) and "termination for cause" (you are incompetant at your job)... but neither one I would describe as malicious.

      The drunk driver in your example would be guilty of the tort of negligence. Here, the offending party (drunk driver) owes you a duty of care and has breached it by operating a motor vehicle in an unsafe manner, endangering himself and those around him. Here the offending party would owe you compensation, since his negligence has clearly damaged you.

      On a side note, you were fired for wearing white after labor day? And you are upset that you no longer work for that company? At any rate, if your company didn't even notice that you were gone, you were obviously not providing any value and deserved to be fired. That's not malicious. It's just business.

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    48. Re:Prior Art by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1
      Do you have a nine month rainy day fund?
      Yes. In fact, I (ab)used it when my daughter was born to stay home and just be a daddy for a while. When it was running low, I went back to work and now it's replenished again.
      How easy do you think it is to find a job when you have to explain to your next potential employer why you were fired, and the best answer you can come up with is "I wish I could tell you. I wasn't given a reason."?
      How about, "You know, come to think of it, they never came right out and gave a reason--I just assumed it was a layoff. Anyhow, it wasn't for cause, if that's what your asking."
      How are families supposed to take care of their kids medical needs when that happens and they lose their insurance?
      COBRA.
      How 'bout those folks who have to go through this in the states where it's ok to fire blacks?
      I'm not familiar with the law outside of the US. At any rate, US Federal law prohibits this. So if you are black and concerned that you will be wrongfully terminated as a result, you should stay in the US.

      Also, I'm not sure I understand the rest of your rant. The sword cuts both ways, big guy. You can leave your job at any time, and they can fire you at any time. You want job security? Go be a tenured professor or a federal government "worker".

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    49. Re:Prior Art by Jeff+Molby · · Score: 1

      I do understand where you're coming from, but I think there's a key difference in your analogy. In most, if not all states, when you receive your license, you are agreeing to operate the vehicle safely and accepting responsibility for any injuries that may come of you failure to do so. There is no such agreement when it comes to employment. Your employer is obligated to provide you with a safe work environment, handle some tax issues, and pay you promptly for your services.

      If you wish to have more security than that, feel free to insist on a contract. You may have to take a paycut to make it worth the employer's while, but security isn't free. Could the government mandate one year contracts for everyone? Sure, but it still has an associated cost. Haven't you ever worked with someone who hung around for far too long despite being completely inept? That guy costs the company money and he would cost even more if they were stuck with him for X days. So now every company would have to subtract a bit from every salary to compensate for the risk that the new hire is dead weight. All you've done is spread the cost out to everyone. The net effect would be decentralized employment insurance. This isn't a totally bad thing, but we already have a centralized employment insurance program, so you'd have to can that before you could talk me into it.

    50. Re:Prior Art by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      I'm not exactly sure how things work in the US, but in Canada they have to give you 2 weeks notice (or pay in lieu) for firing you without a good reason. That's the minimum. If you've worked there a couple years, then case law says you are entitled to more notice (or pay). On the other hand, you can leave your job with no notice, no matter how long you have worked there. It's customary to give a couple weeks notice so you don't lose all hope of using the employer as a reference in the future.

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    51. Re:Prior Art by The+Spoonman · · Score: 1

      I do understand where you're coming from, but I think there's a key difference in your analogy. In most, if not all states, when you receive your license, you are agreeing to operate the vehicle safely and accepting responsibility for any injuries that may come of you failure to do so. There is no such agreement when it comes to employment. Your employer is obligated to provide you with a safe work environment, handle some tax issues, and pay you promptly for your services.

      Thanks, you've made my point. The specifics of the law are not important. It's the fact that there's plenty of legal definition in the law to protect an individual from harm from other people, but not employers. Others have made the point that I share the same rights as the company I work for, and I have a problem with that. Firstly, I'm a living, breathing person, I deserve better/more rights than a paper-entity. Period. There should be SOME legal framework in place to protect people from being abused by their employer. I honestly couldn't tell you exactly what that framework should be, I have some ideas, but anything would be an improvement over what we have right now. Secondly, as I've stated the rights are equal, but not balanced. The company wields more power in its ability to separate from me than I do from separating from them. I'm not talking about financial remuneration, I'm talking about keeping them in check.

      It's funny that you mention contracts. NYS law provides 17 pages dealing with contract labor law. How contracted employees are to be treated, how they're to be dealt with and negotiated with, etc. It's pretty much a copy of what exists in the "contract law" section already. It's a useless addition that provides no value, but someone took the time to write it to protect the contracted employees. Funny, isn't it? They already have a contract to protect them, but they get additional laws on top of it, too. Non-contracted employees, however, get nothing. "White after labor day" is as much a valid excuse for immediate termination as murdering 10 of your coworkers. Hell, something as simple as "These are the valid cause reasons for immediate termination: XXX, XXX and XXX. Anything else requires at least some documentation that you've put in a reasonable attempt to work with the employee to correct the behavior" would save a lot of people a lot of pain.

      Hell, I don't even think my suggestions could be construed as punative. This kind of thing HELPS companies. Hiring replacements, retraining, being without a key employee during those times...they all cost money. A lot of money. A lot more money than simply walking up to the pre-terminated employee and saying "we don't like you doing that, please stop". My suggestion doesn't even deny companies the right to fire people on the "white after labor day" level. They can still do that, but they need to document that they've asked the employee to follow current fashion trends, and he didn't. But, at least he had a chance to change. Trust me, you sound exactly as I did 5-6 years ago. I believed in the "you don't like your job, leave" philosphy, too. Nothing changes your tune quicker than two weeks after a perfect review you're escorted out of the building for something you do on your personal time that has nothing whatsoever to do with the company you work for. Well, maybe one thing: calling dozens of lawyers, and despite tons of documentation that the things they said I did (as the "official" reason for termination) were actually done by my boss and others in management, none will take your case because "Hey, it's an at will state. I agree, that's wrong, but you're screwed".

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    52. Re:Prior Art by The+Spoonman · · Score: 1

      What is this "malicious" firing you are talking about? This is not something that I am familiar with.

      Not yet, give it time. In my case, I was fired for something I do on my personal time, outside of work.

      The drunk driver in your example would be guilty of the tort of negligence. Here, the offending party (drunk driver) owes you a duty of care and has breached it by operating a motor vehicle in an unsafe manner, endangering himself and those around him. Here the offending party would owe you compensation, since his negligence has clearly damaged you.

      Great, you've made my point. Thank you.

      At any rate, if your company didn't even notice that you were gone, you were obviously not providing any value and deserved to be fired. That's not malicious. It's just business.

      I said my current company wouldn't be affected. I work on a team in an IT department of over 700. The loss of one, ANY one even at the director level, isn't felt by a company that large. At the time, however, I was working for a smaller company and I was the IT department. THEY felt the effects of my being fired. I know this for two reasons: the number of people I still maintain contact with who tell me of the now-constant downtime, the cycle of administrators they've had since me (4 in 6 years, I was there for three), and how they can't get anything fixed because everyone's constantly scrambing to put out small fires that they can't figure out how they started in the first place. There's also the consulting firm they hired right afterwards, and paid almost half a million dollars, to document and figure out how things were done. They called me soon after I landed my current job to offer me a position because they were so impressed with the work I did. I laughed when they called....if only they hadn't been so quick to dismiss me, I might have told them where on the network they could have found all that documentation....

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    53. Re:Prior Art by The+Spoonman · · Score: 1

      Yes. In fact, I (ab)used it when my daughter was born to stay home and just be a daddy for a while. When it was running low, I went back to work and now it's replenished again.

      But, you had the choice. I'm sure you would feel differently if you were forced to use up that fund prior to your daughter's birth because your employer didn't like your non-work related activities. Or, better yet...because you were going to have a child. There's no law to stop someone from firing you when you come in bearing cigars to pass around. Yes, you're protected if you decide to take paternity leave, but not before. "Uh-oh, he's having a kid, better get rid of him now. He'll be asking for raises and more time off." Think it can't happen? I've heard those exact sentences from a manager and quit right after they fired my coworker (this was back in the day when if you were as good as I am, you could quit a job and be working the next day, as I was). Yeah, you're right, that's just good business. Those father-types are all just slackers.

      How about, "You know, come to think of it, they never came right out and gave a reason--I just assumed it was a layoff. Anyhow, it wasn't for cause, if that's what your asking."

      That's pretty much the line I did give. Alas, it doesn't work as well as you think. At best you look like an idiot for not even bothering to ask why, at worst you look like you're covering up.

      COBRA

      And, you pay for this now that you're unemployed how? Oh, right, the rainy day fund. I'm glad you make enough to stash away not only nine months of full pay, but enough to pay $11-1200/month for your family's health care, too. You're the first person I've ever met with such a huge nest egg.

      I'm not familiar with the law outside of the US. At any rate, US Federal law prohibits this. So if you are black and concerned that you will be wrongfully terminated as a result, you should stay in the US.

      Regardless, there are 7 states that actively refuse to acknowledge those laws, so if you're fired for those reasons (assuming the company actually said that was the reason) you'd have to take it directly to federal court, you can't start with the local ones. In other words, it's harder to fight it in those states. Ignoring blacks, then, let's talk about gays or single mothers. They're not covered, even at the federal level.

      Also, I'm not sure I understand the rest of your rant. The sword cuts both ways, big guy. You can leave your job at any time, and they can fire you at any time. You want job security? Go be a tenured professor or a federal government "worker".

      The sword does cut both ways, but I'm never allowed to hold it. The "rights" given by at will are not even, the company always has the much greater advantage. As a human being, I should be the one with the advantage, or at least have even footing. I don't want job security, I don't want job insurance, I don't want any of the things you seem to believe I want beyond my right to the pursuit of happiness be not impeded by a manager with a chip on their shoulder.

      And, I'll tell you the same thing I wish I'd told myself 5-6 years ago when I spewed the exact same nonesense as you're spewing: you're a fool and you need to realize that. Your destiny is not in your hands as long as you're employed by another. Period.

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    54. Re:Prior Art by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1
      Great, you've made my point. Thank you.
      Actually, I have not. I suppose I could have been more clear.

      When I said that the drunk driver was guilty of a tort, I probably should have explicitly said the other half of the equation, which is that your former employer is not guilty of any tort. When you get behind the wheel of a car, you owe the rest of the world a duty of care to operate that motor vehicle in a safe manner. The law states that operating a vehicle under the influence of alcohol violates that duty of care.

      On the other hand, your employer does not owe you a job. He does not owe you or your job any duty of care. The fact that you can go after a drunk driver to remedy the damages that he has caused you is totally irrelevant to being terminated from a job. You can't go after your former employer for damages any more than your old auto insurance company can go after you for switching to GEICO.

      I'm not sure how I can explain it any more clearly. Your analogy was bad and irrelevant. Such is life.

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    55. Re:Prior Art by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1
      I'm sure you would feel differently if you were forced to use up that fund prior to your daughter's birth because your employer didn't like your non-work related activities.
      So you do know why you were terminated, then? Which is it? Do you know or not know? If that's the case, try, "Well, I like to think of myself as a personable guy. I tend to get along with people. So I have to tell you I'm shocked to have to tell you that I left due to a personality conflict with my manager. I've gotten along fine with 9 other managers, but for whatever reason, things just did not work out with him. It was a difficult, but good learning experience for me in how to function constructively in case I am ever in that situation in the future." Anyhow, then you will look like less of an idiot. Assuming you don't bungle the rest of the interview.
      "Uh-oh, he's having a kid, better get rid of him now. He'll be asking for raises and more time off." Think it can't happen?
      For all I know, it did happen. Who cares?
      Those father-types are all just slackers.
      But what about those "post on slashdot while at work" types?
      I'm glad you make enough to stash away not only nine months of full pay
      Nine months of living expenses. Big difference. And this should be totally separate from your "nest egg." Typically I associate "nest egg" with retirement savings. Rainy day funds and retirement savings are two separate things.
      Ignoring blacks, then, let's talk about gays or single mothers.
      If you are a gay single mother and are concerned about being dismissed as a result, I suggest you move to a state that protects you from discrimination based on sexual preference and/or familial status. It's a little silly though, if you think about it.

      For instance, I own some rental properties. Now in my state, I could ask "Are you gay?" on my rental application and lawfully deny anyone who answers "yes" (or "no", I suppose). Heck, I could put a sign on the doors of my buildings saying, "No gays allowed" and assuming the sign conformed to all local sign ordnances, I'd be well within the law. But the fact of the matter is I don't do that. It'd be bad busines practice, and morally wrong. What do I care if I have gay residents? What's important to me is that my residents pay on time and don't damage my property. That's all I ask. Likewise, if you are a system administrator, you need to keep the systems running. That is what you are being paid for. Most companies don't turn over staff unnecessarily. So you got screwed once. Big deal.

      you're a fool and you need to realize that. Your destiny is not in your hands as long as you're employed by another. Period.
      So start your own company, then, so you can be replaced by some other vendor that charges $0.50 less. You want to see cutthroat? Go into business for yourself. Oh, man, would you get slaughtered. Wow.

      By the way, why are you calling me a fool? I'm the one who went eight months without a job and didn't lose a minute of sleep; whereas, you got canned 5 years ago and are still whining about it.

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    56. Re:Prior Art by The+Spoonman · · Score: 1

      If there is "one LISTING a month" then clearly the supply of labor is far exceeding the demand and thus the value of your labor is strongly decreased.

      Actually, it's due to websites like Monster, etc. It becomes child's play to find listings for your job skills in cities other than your own. It's funny, people need to relocate because there's no jobs left in their area because everyone relocated there. Instead of fighting within a limited pool of applicants, you now have to contend with the entire country. On interviewer told me they received 2600 applications for one posting within 3 hours. Regardless of all of that, we're not talking about the value/pay relationship. This is a disparity of rights conversation.

      A rainy day fund is damn good advice. It will put some of the control back in your hands. You won't be so desperate for a paycheque that you have to put up with whatever crap your employer wants to dump on you. You can push back, maintain some self respect, and not be living in constant dread of losing your job.

      Really? How's that work? I've got a rainy day fund, and I still worry about it on a day-to-day basis. Regardless of the number of praises I get from project managers and during reviews, I know all too well that it's all just to provide me with a false sense of security and that if my manager doesn't get laid one night, I could be on the way out. Hell, I don't even need a "white after labor day" argument...if I push back and attempt to maintain some self respect, I'm on my way out, too. Then I'd have to deplete my fund again, and when I get reemployed...I'm working just to replenish it for the first year or so. The whole time I'm cognizant of the fact that I no longer have that cushion. Screwed is screwed regargless of whether or not you lube your ass up first.

      I know from experience that losing a job can be a kick in the nuts, and yes, I'm sure it sucks to be you. I know this all sounds cold, but this is reality, and reality seldom adjusts itself to suit our wishes.

      Guess what? You CAN change reality, you just have to stop sitting back saying "Well, whattayagonnado?" Even still, this isn't "reality" doing this, this is people actively working to limit my rights. This is corporations having more control over my life than I do all the while telling me that my rights are equal to theirs. Bull. I'm a human, not a resource.

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    57. Re:Prior Art by The+Spoonman · · Score: 1

      When I said that the drunk driver was guilty of a tort,

      Exactly. that was my point.

      your employer does not owe you a job

      Never said they did, in fact said numerous times that they didn't.

      I'm not sure how I can explain it any more clearly. Your analogy was bad and irrelevant. Such is life.

      I don't know, we're both saying the same things, yet you seem to think I want a handout. Such is life when the media tells people how to think. I don't expect a lot from people, but I still try.

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    58. Re:Prior Art by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1
      No, we're really not saying the same thing. Let me use as few words as possible:

      Drunk driver = negligent
      Asshole manager = not negligent

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    59. Re:Prior Art by The+Spoonman · · Score: 1

      So you do know why you were terminated, then? Which is it? Do you know or not know? If that's the case, try, "Well, I like to think of myself as a personable guy. I tend to get along with people. So I have to tell you I'm shocked to have to tell you that I left due to a personality conflict with my manager. I've gotten along fine with 9 other managers, but for whatever reason, things just did not work out with him. It was a difficult, but good learning experience for me in how to function constructively in case I am ever in that situation in the future." Anyhow, then you will look like less of an idiot. Assuming you don't bungle the rest of the interview.

      Of course I do, it was because of something I do in my own time. It doesn't matter what the reason was, though. It's enough to know that it wasn't a valid reason. As for your statement, that's what I ended up going with. Problem is, in a dry market, doesn't matter how well you interview if you can't even find a place to put your resume.

      For all I know, it did happen. Who cares?

      Really? Are you really that callous and sadistic? Even if you didn't accept that it did happen, the fact that it COULD happen should bother you as a human being.

      I suggest you move to a state that protects you from discrimination based on sexual preference

      Why? Why should anyone have to move or change their lifestyle or even keep their sexual preferences in the dark for a job? It's a job. And, frankly, how is that single mother supposed to just pick up and leave the state? Leave their family behind? Wow, the things you'll do to get a job. How sore your ass must be.

      Nine months of living expenses. Big difference.

      Not really. You can trim off the excess, but again I ask why should I have to? I did my job, better than could be hoped for. I didn't steal company property or attack one of my coworkers, why do I have to change my lifestyle because of narrow-minded bigots? The American dream is that I work hard and well, and I keep my job and reap the benefits of my hard work. Just because you've given up on that and accept your lot in life doesn't mean others can't try to work towards it. I refuse to live in your dark, cold, callous world. Layoffs happen. Companies go out of business. This is how things work in the business world and no one's asking for "protection" from that. But, people need to be treated fairly and decently. Yes, "life's not fair". That doesn't mean we have to be, too. Life doesn't have a choice, we do. Don't you want something better for your daughter?

      Most companies don't turn over staff unnecessarily.

      Really? I had no idea that Slashdot was read on other planets. What is the color of the sky on your little world, BTW?

      So you got screwed once. Big deal.

      Okay, now I see the problem here, you're concentrating on one incident that happened to one person (me). My termination wasn't the reason I want the system changed, it just opened my eyes to how completely devoid of rights we have as employees. It's not just about being fired, it's about not losing my right to privacy or my right to live how I want or losing my free time because an employer only SAYS they give vacation time (in that they give it on the books, but they've got everyone so overworked they are never allowed to take that time). This is about employees being able to not only do their jobs in peace without the constant fear of being arbitrarily terminated, but also to not have to have a huge rainy day fund wasted because of it (yes, wasted is the proper word for it). Or, have to take any level of abuse because "you can leave any time", because it's not just one employer that does that, it's almost all of them. There are exceptions, but they're rare exceptions and not the norm.

      Go into business for yourself. Oh, man, would you get slaughtered. Wow.

      What does one have to do with the other? Because I'm not a puss

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    60. Re:Prior Art by The+Spoonman · · Score: 1

      Drunk driver = negligent, Asshole manager = not negligent

      Yes, and that's my point. So, let me summarize:

      Drunk driver ruins your life: you have recourse.

      Asshole manager ruins your life: you have no recourse. Suck up and deal.

      Get it now. I think the real problem you're having is you're assuming more drastic recourses than I'm suggesting. :) At this point, I'd be happy with ANY. At the moment, all we have now is to make sure to bring a shotgun when you return for a visit. But, that's not really very feasible, either.

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    61. Re:Prior Art by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1
      Ok, I suppose I could almost see your point, if the entire world revolved around "The Spoonman", and "loss of life and limb" were the same thing as "loss of job". It turns out you are not at the center of the universe, so you make no sense.
      1. There are two parties to each situation, and one of the parties (your old boss) has the right to do what he did. Employers can and should be allowed to staff as they see fit; whereas, motorists do not and should not have the right to get wasted and mow down a gaggle of nuns in a Ford Monstrosity.
      2. There exists a nontrivial difference between getting your life ruined by a drunk driver and "ruined" by a former manager. Surely you can agree that "never being able to walk again" is way different from "Doh, got fired from a job. Better go get another."
      I'm going to assert that your analogy sucks. Oh wait, I guess I already asserted that. I shall now assert that your analogy still sucks.
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    62. Re:Prior Art by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1
      The world does not exist to make your life comfortable. Sometimes you get thrown a curveball, like a job loss. Yes, you might have to "trim off the excesses" if that happens.
      The American dream is that I work hard and well, and I keep my job and reap the benefits of my hard work.
      No, that is not the American Dream. The American Dream is that through hard work and determination, you can achieve a better life for yourself. There is no "at the same employer" clause. Perhaps you are too coddled if that is what you expect. Heck, you aren't even willing to suspend your Netflix subscription in case of a job loss.
      Yes, "life's not fair". That doesn't mean we have to be, too. Life doesn't have a choice, we do. Don't you want something better for your daughter?
      Won't somebody pleeeeeeaaaaaasssssssssseeeeeeee think of the CHILDREN??!!11oneone I'm going to recommend to you a book: 1401359418 For all you know, losing that job could have been the best thing to have happened to you.
      And, is that really your solution? Everyone should work for themselves?
      No, that was my solution for you. You said, "Your destiny is not in your hands as long as you're employed by another. Period." So I replied, "So start your own company, then."

      Just to clarify, yes I think that employers should be able to staff as they see fit.

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    63. Re:Prior Art by Jeff+Molby · · Score: 1

      The specifics of the law are not important. It's the fact that there's plenty of legal definition in the law to protect an individual from harm from other people, but not employers.

      I think you're misusing "harm". An employer, aside from OSHA issues, does not inflict "physical injury or damage" upon you. Nor is it inherently "wrong or evil" for them to dismiss you, unless they dismiss an employee in violation of a prior promise. The only meaning of "harm" that may be applicable is "psychological injury", but even then, it's hard to say how much of that is due to their actions and how much is due to the employee having "thin skin". I'm making absolutely no judgements about you or your situation, but we all know people that play the victim card at every opportunity. These people certainly suffer psychological injury on a regular basis, but most of the time, it's self-inflicted.

      NYS law provides 17 pages dealing with contract labor law. How contracted employees are to be treated, how they're to be dealt with and negotiated with, etc. It's pretty much a copy of what exists in the "contract law" section already. It's a useless addition that provides no value, but someone took the time to write it to protect the contracted employees.

      I know nothing of these laws, but based on your description, I would advocate their repeal. I firmly believe that "the government which governs least, governs best."

      Hell, something as simple as "These are the valid cause reasons for immediate termination: XXX, XXX and XXX. Anything else requires at least some documentation that you've put in a reasonable attempt to work with the employee to correct the behavior" would save a lot of people a lot of pain.

      I think this illustrates the core of our philosophical differences. I believe that the government's sole job is to set the boundaries on what we can't do to one another. I think we currently do that by forbidding discrimination based on race, color, national origin, sex, age, and disability. Your proposal, which I realize was just an illustration, reverses the logic by saying "You can do XXX, but not YYY. If you want to do YYY, you have to do ZZZ first." This is inherently more intrusive. As a small business owner, I have a hard enough time keeping myself in business, let alone staying aware of, and in compliance of the millions of government regulations.

      I sympathize with your situation. It sounds like you got a pretty raw deal. My problem is that every time you create a government mandated protection for one person/entity, you're reducing the freedom of another person/entity. There are just reasons for doing so, but it should not be done lightly.

      By the way, I read your recent article. If you handed that agreement to me, I, as an employer, would sign it with only a few modifications. They are as follows:

      Company understands that employee relies on the pay and benefits provided by company, and therefore company will not change any part of those benefits or pay (either up or down) without acceptance of the employee. Failure of employee to accept a change in benefits cannot be considered in disciplinary actions.

      Sorry, can't do it. If I overestimate my ability to compensate you, I need to have recourse. If I can't reduce your compensation, you'll slowly drag me into bankruptcy and then we're both screwed. I would agree to give you 60 days notice before the changes took effect. I would also agree not to hold it against you if you decided you needed to seek employment elsewhere. Hell, I'd probably even give ya a couple paid days off to go to interviews, but I do need to retain the right to adjust your compensation.

      Company also understands that if its employees consistently need to work over 40 hours/week, that there aren't sufficient employees to cover the work t

  2. Either, or, ... by chris_eineke · · Score: 4, Funny

    Either bend over backwards to please your customers or bend over forwards to be pleased by your customers.

    How will you decide?

    Film at 11!

    (Every time someone puts you in a position where you have to choose between two lesser evils, take the third one or make one up yourself.)

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    1. Re:Either, or, ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whenever the other party draws up the contract the operative word is "bendover". NDAs are generally designed to benefit one party. Most of them I've signed place no restrictions on the party issuing the contract but make draconian conditions on the party signing. I had to sign a rather nasty one on The Fifth Element. I had access to everything but only requested the minimum I needed to do my job. There was a leak and they went headhunting but I never requested any of the leaked material so I had nothing to worry about. I have no problem with the intent of NDAs but in practise they can be dangerous and you might find that you are forced to prove innocence rather than them having to prove guilt. Remember this is civil litigation not criminal. There is a lower standard of proof. Remember OJ and Robert Blake. Both were found innocent of criminal charges but lost their civil cases.

    2. Re:Either, or, ... by nine-times · · Score: 3, Interesting

      We're all geeks here. All you had to say was Kobayashi Maru.

    3. Re:Either, or, ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently it's not all he had to say, otherwise you wouldn't have needed to post the link to Wikipedia.

    4. Re:Either, or, ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      once again wikipedia proves its lack of validity. That article starts off with: "In the Star Trek fictional universe..."

      fictional? that ain't fictional it's metaphorical history!

    5. Re:Either, or, ... by chris_eineke · · Score: 1

      Heh, thanks! I didn't know that.

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  3. Can you post a sanitized version of the clause? by petard · · Score: 4, Informative

    It's tough to say without seeing the clause whether you really have the problem you imagine. And, ob. disclaimer, IANAL. TINLA.

    I've solved this in the past by making sure that their ownership of my ideas is restricted to items produced in the course of (as opposed to during the term of) working for them. This gives them ownership of IP created as a result of executing their project and no more. In terms of the "Prior Inventions" clause, I'd attempt to rename it "Prior published inventions" and give them a good list if they won't strike it. If they really want a list of unpublished inventions as well, maybe you could extend the term of their NDA to something insane like 10 years?

    If your ideas are valuable, they won't strike the prior inventions clause and won't amend it as I describe, and they won't restrict the IP transfer clause to items produced in the course of your contract, you may be dealing with a client that you should turn down. Those exist, and, though it's painful to turn away business, sometimes it's good sense to do so.

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    1. Re:Can you post a sanitized version of the clause? by jours · · Score: 5, Informative

      Here's a sample of a 'prior inventions' clause: http://www.rhs.com/web/blog/PowerOfTheSchwartz.nsf /d6plinks/RSCZ-6NY3U9

      Like this guy says, I don't see how I could sign this, especially if I'm working with other customers at the time.

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    2. Re:Can you post a sanitized version of the clause? by mcrbids · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've solved this in the past by making sure that their ownership of my ideas is restricted to items produced in the course of (as opposed to during the term of) working for them.

      Wow. That sucks!

      I've solved this in the past by making sure that none of my ideas are ever owned by anybody but me. I produce software and routinely borrow code and ideas from past projects. It's called "experience" and it's a big part of what I bring to the table. In exchange, I don't do work unless I get ownership of the resulting code. Then, I grant whatever license is appropriate for the use of the resulting code.

      This has worked out amazingly well for me. When positioned as a mutual "sharing of ideas", I've had little/no trouble getting people that I work with to agree to these terms, as either a company owner / consultant or an indie consultant.

      But then, I'm not going for a job, never have, and I don't work with big companies, though my software company looks to be set to break $1 million in annual sales in the next year or so, with me as CTO.

      I personally would not hire an employee on these terms, so YMMV. Decide what you want and go for it. If you want to be a consultant, make sure that you have both good technical and salesmanship skills.

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    3. Re:Can you post a sanitized version of the clause? by simong_oz · · Score: 2, Informative

      Software is usually covered by copyright law, not patent law. It is rare (except in the US) for software to be patentable, so by default, if you create the code, then you get the copyright automatically (and hence the IP).

      Many companies will not hire consultants unless they get the IP out of the end, and most are happy to limit this to the IP they actually paid for (although some will try and slip clauses like "future/past IP" in as well so watch out).

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    4. Re:Can you post a sanitized version of the clause? by petard · · Score: 1
      Like this guy says, I don't see how I could sign this, especially if I'm working with other customers at the time.
      Yeah. If he's up against one that bad, the only options are arguing him down or walking away. You'd think with a clause like that particular one, though, that the company just couldn't get anyone to do work for them :-).
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    5. Re:Can you post a sanitized version of the clause? by petard · · Score: 1
      I've solved this in the past by making sure that none of my ideas are ever owned by anybody but me. I produce software and routinely borrow code and ideas from past projects. It's called "experience" and it's a big part of what I bring to the table. In exchange, I don't do work unless I get ownership of the resulting code. Then, I grant whatever license is appropriate for the use of the resulting code.

      That's a nice approach. But if you can do that, you're talking about a different kind of consulting business than OP is. Anyone who's facing clauses like he describes is being engaged to produce "work for hire", not selling software licenses.

      There are tradeoffs between the two, naturally. It really (IMO) depends on the nature of the project as to which I'd rather do. For code that's so specific to a particular client that I'm unlikely to be able to use it for others anyway, I prefer to do it as work for hire. You can charge more that way. It's also worth noting that there's a lot of interesting work where you'll only be able to do it on a work for hire basis. Just don't sign anything that prevents you from being able to do other work...

      It sounds like you've built yourself a nice business. A million a year in license sales is certainly nothing to sneeze at. Can you plug it here with a link?
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    6. Re:Can you post a sanitized version of the clause? by farker+haiku · · Score: 1

      Fuckin' right I wouldn't sign it.
      6. Work Product Consultant agrees that (a) all designs, inventions, improvements, discoveries, developments, ideas, and the written or other tangible form of expression of the preceding, that are usable by Company in its business or relate to Company's future business activities and which are either (i) conceived, created, or made, or (ii) reduced to practice or embodied in a tangible form of expression, by the Consultant, individually or jointly with others, on the Consultant's own time and without use of Company facilities and equipment, during the period of Consultant's consulting relationship with the Company and for two (2) years thereafter (referred to collectively as "Intellectual Property"), will belong to the Company for all purposes, including the purposes of copyright, trademark, patent and all other intellectual property law;

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    7. Re:Can you post a sanitized version of the clause? by Gr8Apes · · Score: 2, Informative

      IANAL, of course, but that 2 year after period clause might be hard to enforce, especially in some states. Texas, for instance, routinely holds those types of contractual clauses invalid as interfering with one's right to work.

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    8. Re:Can you post a sanitized version of the clause? by Svartalf · · Score: 2, Informative

      Eventually they don't. My previous day job (not the current one) is probably going to find out
      that their dismissal of me is going to be very unpleasant- because they can't prove that I was
      dismissed for NOT signing one of these things and worked over a 12 month period for them.

      1) These clauses, typically, are unenforceable- they only have rights to what is relevant to them.
      2) Typically, they're bundled with a Non Disclose/Non Compete- this is an IP assignment agreement;
      you're really not supposed to combine them and if you do, expect extreme difficulties in enforcement.
      3) Typically, they're popped on you right after you've accepted the job- they can't legally make
      your employment conditional on the signing of that document unless it's stated in the job offer that
      you have to do so. The "everyone does this" line is bogus- the law's pretty specific on that one.

      No, I'm not a lawyer, but I'm about to get into a deal with a previous employer over the matter.

      My advice (such that a Slashdotter's advice on matters Legal would be...) would be to consult with
      a lawyer ASAP on the matter- and more probably go looking for work elsewhere. It's pretty much
      a constant that the company's been given bad advice from an IP attorney or they're just plain flat
      greedy when it comes to Intellectual "Property", thinking it's like gold or oil. In this case, the
      people aren't going to be pleasurable to work with because they're also clueless in almost all other
      matters as well.

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    9. Re:Can you post a sanitized version of the clause? by mellon · · Score: 1

      So the point of this language is that if you go to work for company X, and become an expert in company X's product, and then decide that you can do a revolutionary improvement on that product, while you are working at company X, and then you leave company X and go into competition, company X can own your ass. There's a reason why this language is in the contract - it's because that used to happen a lot.

      As a consultant, you can't afford to sign a contract like this if you are already an expert, because it would prevent you from getting more work doing the same thing. But as an employee, when you _aren't_ already an expert, this isn't a completely unreasonable thing for an employer to ask of you.

      To put this in perspective, consider that I am an expert in DHCP. I wrote one of the most widely used DHCP servers out there. I work for a company that makes another DHCP server, which has some substantial innovations over the one I originally wrote. If I were to leave my company and set up shop immediately selling a competitive product, that would be pretty lame, wouldn't it?

      Now on the other hand, if my company wanted me to do no further work in the field of software in general for two years, that would be a *big* problem - essentially, I'd be unable to quit my job if I wanted to.

      And what I've seen in legal cases revolving around this here in the U.S., is that in general if they try to stop me from marketing my own DHCP server, they'll probably succeed, and if they try to stop me from working as a geek, they'll fail. The closer to the DHCP extreme I get, the more likely I am to lose. The closer to the geek extreme they get, the more likely they are to lose.

      For what it's worth, the best thing to do here is not be an asshole, and check to make sure you're not taking a job working for assholes. Because the *last* thing you want to be doing is engaging in any kind of legal action with a former employer, particularly over copyrights or patents.

    10. Re:Can you post a sanitized version of the clause? by TekPolitik · · Score: 1

      IANAL. TINLA...I've solved this in the past by making sure that their ownership of my ideas is restricted to items produced in the course of (as opposed to during the term of) working for them.

      You probably haven't solved it as well as you think you have - "in the course of" can be construed a lot more broadly than a non-lawyer would expect.

    11. Re:Can you post a sanitized version of the clause? by TekPolitik · · Score: 1

      the people aren't going to be pleasurable to work with because they're also clueless in almost all other matters as well.

      I wouldn't go that far - it's more likely that some dickhead lawyer has advised the company to do this and the senior executives at the company have no idea just how inappropriate this sort of thing is - and may not even understand just what it is that the contract is trying to do. Remember it's been written to try, as much as possible, to look innocent so the employee or contractor will sign it. It may look innocent to the executives who are viewing it from the company's perspective rather than yours. On the other hand if the company is refusing to waive clauses like this, run, run as fast as you can.

      IAAL but TINLA etc

  4. I signed one by MobyDisk · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I asked my would-be employer about it, and they pointed to the sentence that constrained the clause to inventions applicable to what the company produced. Since the company sold health care software I didn't feel threatened. My personal inventions don't deal in that area.

    1. Re:I signed one by hyfe · · Score: 4, Informative
      I asked my would-be employer about it,
      A contract holds you to what it says, not to what the other party think it says. Always.
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    2. Re:I signed one by martinmarv · · Score: 1
      I asked my would-be employer about it,
      A contract holds you to what it says, not to what the other party think it says. Always.
      And not to what the other party says it thinks it says.
    3. Re:I signed one by hyfe · · Score: 1
      And not to what the other party says it thinks it says.
      Not to mention, nor to what you think they're saying about what they're thinking!
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    4. Re:I signed one by Angostura · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Now lets see - what "might be applicable to healthcare products" - how about any kind of software?

      "but it's a real time operating system designed to run an oil drilling rig" ..." yes, and it may well be applicable to our dentistry products. It is ours. Thank you".

      "It's an e-mail client" ... "yes, our healthcare clients use electronic messaging. Thank you".

    5. Re:I signed one by MobyDisk · · Score: 1
      pointed to the sentence
      Which part of "pointed to the sentence" made it seem like it wasn't in the contract? Should I have posted "the contract contained a sentence?" Would that have been clearer?
    6. Re:I signed one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except for that other clause that said we own your life.
      Also, the fine print at the bottom that says no clause may interfere with the owning of said life.

    7. Re:I signed one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, isn't the contract limited to what a REASONABLE person would believe it meant (which might not be the same as what was expressly writte)?

    8. Re:I signed one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      A contract holds you to what it says, not to what the other party think it says. Always.

      Wrong. A contract holds you to what both parties believe it says. A contract requires a "meeting of the minds". If you can prove that your understanding of the contract was fundamentally different than the other party's then that part of the contract is null and void. Also, an unclear contract term is always interpreted to the detriment of the party who wrote it, since they had the opportunity to phrase it however they wished.

    9. Re:I signed one by HikingStick · · Score: 1

      The problem is this: who decides what is applicable to what the company produces?

      They may sell health care software, but if you create some software or process for your local little league association, your employer CAN claim that work under the agreement as written IF they can show that it is applicable to their products. Their products are not limited to the health care stuff they sell, but would also include any in-house software applications, tools, or processes.

      Let's imagine this... Your little league application rocks. In the process of developing it, you created some code and other functions that pull together disparate data sources, so you can effectively use your tool to work with data from ANY little league team regardless of what system they presently use. Your employer hears about this and thinks it would be a great way to get data from all of their functional divisions together into a single querey tool...POOF! It's not your IP anymore.

      I was forced to sign one of these agreements as a condition of continued employment, and I regret it now. I've simply stopped innovating until I find a gig somewhere else so I don't risk my IP assets, and then I won't start up again until at least 6 months after I leave my present job (the extend of the agreement I am under). Oh, the old mind is still grinding away, and the ideas are piling up, but at least my agreement refers specifically to patents, filed during the term of the contract (retroactive to date of hire and extending 6 months after seperation), not ideas.

      I have a coworker who has had the guts not to sign. So far, no one has noticed his form isn't in yet. If push comes to shove, he says he may rather walk that sign such a blanket statement. He is a developer, whereas I'm in a support position and I just dabble. To me, the contract was a necessary evil in order to maintain a paycheck, but for him, it could be something that cripples his ability to stake out on his own some day.

      I'm just hoping one of my kids becomes a lawyer, so I can enlist him/her into reviewing some of these things in the future.

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    10. Re:I signed one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, they took my name too.

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  5. Just strike the clause by patio11 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Odds are they are using boilerplate language and have even less desire to hear about your velcro detachable sideburns than you have to tell them. Just ask them if they're wedded to having that clause in the contract, and if not strike it. Alternately, specify that the clause only applies to a certain problem domain (e.g. "With respect to image processing, we warrant that the following is an exhaustive list of our IP: blah blah blah" and then your Sideburns 2.0 get to remain your own secret.)

    IANAL, DTAYROS (don't trust anything you read on Slashdot).

    1. Re:Just strike the clause by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Just ask them if they're wedded to having that clause in the contract, and if not strike it.
      there's not even a FA to R ...at least RTFASD...
      From FASD
      Unfortunately many companies are not willing to strike this clause from their contracts
    2. Re:Just strike the clause by Dr.+Awktagon · · Score: 5, Funny

      velcro detachable sideburns

      Shit.

      *crumples and throws away patent application*

    3. Re:Just strike the clause by Baki · · Score: 1

      but even then, "for 2 years thereafter" which is part of the clause that someone pointed to here, is not acceptable.
      who knows what you do in 1 year, and who your next customer is.

      luckily, in many european countries any clause that may limit the ability of a person to get a job is automatically illegal and void. many companies have you sign some clause for non-competition, e.g. you may not quit and take a new job in a similar company within x miles distance for 2 years etc. you can sign but plainly ignore such clauses, should it come to a lawsuit you will always win and the clause will always be found illegal and void.

    4. Re:Just strike the clause by bigtreeman · · Score: 1

      I questioned this clause, had it struck for what I was already working on in the same field, then gave them a small part of what I was working on personally, and watched a young engineer stuff up applying it to what they were doing. It sort of worked for them, but they didn't get the full benefit.

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    5. Re:Just strike the clause by Secrity · · Score: 1

      Magnetic attachable sideburns (pat. pend.) are MUCH better anyway, except the magnetic capsules embedded under the skin on my face keep setting off the metal detectors at airports.

    6. Re:Just strike the clause by Otter · · Score: 1
      Odds are they are using boilerplate language and have even less desire to hear about your velcro detachable sideburns than you have to tell them.

      Exactly. These clauses are there so employees don't develop projects in the course of their job, leave and take the IP with them. It's theoretically possible that there is a company that lives by grabbing its employees' prior inventions and an employee who is such a whirlwind of invention that he doesn't have time to document everything. But in the real world, anyone working for a large company will tell you that it's hard enough to interest them in a good idea that you developed on their time that *they'll* own. They're not going to start scanning your brain for wild ideas to take from you.

      Just lay out a realistic picture of your prior inventions, maybe limit the domain, as the parent says, and don't worry about it.

    7. Re:Just strike the clause by necro81 · · Score: 1

      Simpsons Reference:

      Frink: ...Or you could take something that already exists and find a new use for it, like...

      Homer: Hamburger earmuffs.

      Frink: Mmm well, I suppose that would qualify.

      Homer: Thanks sucker. (Homer throws the books and runs off)

      Frink: Weh, uh, alright just stay calm Frinky. These babies will be in the stores while he's still grappling with the pickle matrix bhay-gn-flay-vn.

    8. Re:Just strike the clause by operagost · · Score: 1

      But you have a convenient way of destroying sensitive data: just rub your hard disk on your sideburns.

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    9. Re:Just strike the clause by gurps_npc · · Score: 1

      It is not just "theoretically possible." There is at least one known cases a company has sued to grab an employee's prior inventions. This was after he quit the job.

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    10. Re:Just strike the clause by Otter · · Score: 1
      There was a case that was linked here (the guy worked for a telecom, IIRC) where 1) he hadn't declared his prior work 2) the level of completion was way past "whilst the hamster wheel spins new ideas", and 3) his claims seemed to be mostly false anyway . I meant "theoretically possible" for the intersection of someone so productive that he just doesn't have the time to write down every one of his valuable inventions (as the Ask Slashdot guy apparently is) and an employer that would try to exploit it.

      That said, I don't doubt that anything can happen, and if you're concerned about it, get a lawyer. But both this and a previous Ask Slashdot on the same subject are asking what people worry about in the normal course of things -- in the normal course of things, you have some open-source project you contribute to, you write it down on the form and that's the end of it.

    11. Re:Just strike the clause by Kaki+Nix+Sain · · Score: 1

      A pair of magnets used like that will exert constant pressure on the tissue which can lead to loss of circulation and tissue damage. Embedded magnets really aren't that good of an idea.

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    12. Re:Just strike the clause by rogergregory · · Score: 1

      Better yet, don't ask just rewrite it. I disclose my current project by generic type ie.
      rocket & rocket engine designs, advanced hypertext systems &algorithms including novel interfaces, robotics, etc. Any to these that may be conflicting, I can specify in more detail.
      I've never had a problem with this, although once my employer did. They were being acquired and need me to specify that none of mine confilcted with any of theirs. At that point arguing about specifics and not potentials, there was no problem. This is usually the case, if you have them, they are quite reasonable, and don't try to steal anything.

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  6. Heh, I used this in reverse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I was co-owner of a small company that was bought by a larger company for some technology we designed. They hired us to further develop it. I had to sign one of these prior inventions things.

    The main thing I was worried about was that these guys were going to buy our company to get our techology then fire us. The project we were working on before we were bought was based off some hobbyist stuff I had built before starting the company. In fact, the core valuable parts remained exactly the same in both the hobby projects and the project we were selling.

    Without going into details, I listed the hobby projects as prior inventions. They never really thought twice about it because they looked so inocuous.

  7. IANAL by Bitsy+Boffin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    IANAL - and that's really the crux of the matter, neither are you, neither are 95% (ass pluck statistic) of Slashdot. If you're worried, take the contract to a lawyer (preferably experienced in intellectual property things), explain to them your concerns, have them examine and make any proposed alterations they think would be necessary.

    Don't be pressured into signing something you're not satisfied with, in most civilised countries a (potential) employer cannot hand you a contract and say sign now or sign out, you can and should take the time you need to properly examine the contract, by professionals if necessary.

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    1. Re:IANAL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      IANAL - and that's really the crux of the matter, neither are you, neither are 95% (ass pluck statistic) of Slashdot. If you're worried, take the contract to a lawyer (preferably experienced in intellectual property things), explain to them your concerns, have them examine and make any proposed alterations they think would be necessary.


      That is the best advice you'll get here for free. Spend a few bucks on a good lawyer that specializes in ip. The peace of mind derived form knowing where you stand will be well worth it.
    2. Re:IANAL by damsa · · Score: 3, Informative

      I am a lawyer. Seeing how you spelled civilized, I see you do not live in the USA, a potential employer in the US can and do hand you a contract and sign now or sign out. There are a certain juridictions that are an exception to this rule.

    3. Re:IANAL by Skippy_kangaroo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      How can they claim that there is any meeting of the minds or that all terms in the contract were fully understood by the 'employee' if it comes up in court later. Can the employers insist that you sign it without giving you time to properly review it (even without a lawyer)?

      Because I would consider an employer insisting I sign a contract and denying me the opportunity to review it an abusive employer. But moreso, such conduct would seem to render the contract unenforceable. Can such employment contracts signed under such conditions be upheld by US courts?

    4. Re:IANAL by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      "I am a lawyer...There are a certain juridictions that are an exception to this rule."

      Which law school did you say you graduated from again? Let me guess, they didn't have an emphasis on legal writing...

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    5. Re:IANAL by arivanov · · Score: 1

      It is not only that. You are expected not to read the small print and not get interested in the details. You are supposed to be passionate about what you do (and definitely not caring about such minor details like the way your employer can rape your ideas and throw you out). Just read this old slashdot article and you will see why. The really scary part is that this is starting to filter across the pond and infect labour relationships on this side of the continent as well.

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    6. Re:IANAL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So a lawyer takes his/her valuable time to try to share the fruits of their expensive legal education with you for free, and all you can do is mock them over a stray character or two. Grow up. They don't get paid to write comments here, let alone proofread them exhaustively.

    7. Re:IANAL by damsa · · Score: 1

      Actually my school is ranked high in legal writing however they are ranked low in the use of the delete key.

    8. Re:IANAL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Be wary of lawyers too. Lawyers have an obvious interest in selling you more legal advice, and may play up the concerns. There are hundreds of things you might want to have checked with a laywer, but only a few you do. This is because you assess the risks, and that is what the original poster is doing, which I think is quite reasonable.

    9. Re:IANAL by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      "So a lawyer takes his/her valuable time to try to share the fruits of their expensive legal education with you for free, and all you can do is mock them over a stray character or two. Grow up. They don't get paid to write comments here, let alone proofread them exhaustively."

      Well, I normally don't respond to AC's but this is worth mentioning for everybody.

      YOU CANNOT TRUST PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET! Given the actual demographics of Slashdot, which odds do you think are higher...that there's a kid who can't spell who's pretending to be a lawyer for shits and giggles, or that there's an actual lawyer who's giving free legal advice and NOT making a disclosure that none of their advice applies unless they are retained by the client.

      Apologies to parent if you are an actual lawyer. I'm just saying that people shouldn't get all offended over this because frankly the odds of it being someone pretending to be a lawyer are a lot higher than the odds of it being an actual lawyer and they should be keenly aware of that when considering legal advice.

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    10. Re:IANAL by bagofbeans · · Score: 1

      Replace "lawyer" with "virus protection s/w provider" and "legal advice" with "updates" and it reads well. Also "garage" and "servicing".

      There seems to be a presumption of dishonesty against lawyers, which is foolish. Like any service, the consumer needs to have a reasonable technical knowledge about the service being provided to be in a position to manager the provison without being taken for a ride.

    11. Re:IANAL by Zontar_Thing_From_Ve · · Score: 2, Interesting

      IANAL - and that's really the crux of the matter, neither are you, neither are 95% (ass pluck statistic) of Slashdot. If you're worried, take the contract to a lawyer (preferably experienced in intellectual property things), explain to them your concerns, have them examine and make any proposed alterations they think would be necessary.

      Don't be pressured into signing something you're not satisfied with, in most civilised countries a (potential) employer cannot hand you a contract and say sign now or sign out, you can and should take the time you need to properly examine the contract, by professionals if necessary.


      This is excellent advice. I'd like to add that in my opinion, BenderMan is a little bit delusional. First of all, most people don't stay awake at night dreaming up inventions. In fact, I know plenty of really really smart people who don't do this at all. Secondly, whether his planned patents are truly "valuable" as he claims they are is something we will just have to see. His ego certainly isn't suffering from this delemma.

      BenderMan's problem is that he falls into the old trap "I do A. Therefore, everybody else in the world does A too, because I am completely normal and like everyone else." However, I think if BenderMan was as smart as he thinks he is and his ideas were as valuable as he thinks he is, he'd be smart enough to be talking to an attorney rather than asking strangers who aren't attorneys for advice that only attorneys are qualified to give. It might be worth noting that studies have shown that incompetent people are often supremely overconfident in their own abilities and I'm beginning to wonder if BenderMan falls into that category.

    12. Re:IANAL by daemones · · Score: 1

      The more important question is can an employee who signed such a contract afford to defend herself from a team of attack lawyers?

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    13. Re:IANAL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There seems to be a presumption of dishonesty against lawyers, which is foolish. Like any service, the consumer needs to have a reasonable technical knowledge about the service being provided to be in a position to manager the provison without being taken for a ride.

      That's simply not possible in the case of law. The judges (ex-lawyers the lot of them) make the case law up to suit their mood, and change the meaning of the statutes as they see fit. No one can stop them; they're above the law. They are the law.

      You can read the statutes all you want, but unless you've got the social contacts with the judges, and know which judge to flatter, which judge to bribe, and which judge to avoid, and how, you won't win your case. The law is mostly just a convenient fiction to keep lawyers employed.

      That's why normal people don't like lawyers; they're the gatekeepers of an corrupt system, one that we have no power to influence, but one that can utterly destroy anyone foolish enough to oppose it.

    14. Re:IANAL by monkeydo · · Score: 1

      If I were going to guess about the source of an attorney's legal education, I wouldn't go about the same way as you. Across the board the quality of a law school's legal writing program is inversely proportional to the quality of just about everything else. The top law schools are near the bottom when it comes to teaching lawyers how to write. Yes, a great lawyer will be able to write AND do all the other stuff well, but he won't have learned it in law school.

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  8. What's good for the Goose... by foniksonik · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just add a similar clause for them on to the contract and see them groan... why should you bear the burden of discovery alone? You've got ideas you want to develop later right? So they need to disclose ALL of their ongoing development efforts in all areas of their business and don't let them off easy... if it looks like they're skimping on areas you know they're doing work in call them out.

    Or you could follow the letter of the law and disclose a bunch of dumb ideas you had when you were ten and let them know that it might take you a while to get up to the present day.

    Hmmm I once had this idea about how to train a monkey by dipping his feet in red paint so he'd know not to climb on the table anymore, then there was my GIJOE para-glider apparatus... it almost worked too!

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    1. Re:What's good for the Goose... by foniksonik · · Score: 1

      Almost forgot... you could take a page out of SCO's book and disclose your obfuscated copy of the Linux kernel ;-p That might keep them busy drooling for a while until they realize what they're looking at hehehe

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    2. Re:What's good for the Goose... by disasm · · Score: 1

      GI-JOE paraglider now that brings back memories... Tying a string between a plastic grocery bag and the underarms of the gijoe, and then neatly folding the bag and wrapping the string around it. Throw it in the air, and presto, if you did it right, it comes down nice and gently from the grocery bag parachute... well, or you screwed up and it falls to it's death... Got off topic, too much beer for one night ;-)

      Sam

    3. Re:What's good for the Goose... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I put down a couple open-source projects I have done, then write "and other inventions". Then I add a new section at the end "No section of this Agreement not enforceable in the State of California shall be enforceable in any jurisdiction." Of course I initial this.

      Who cares if it's actually valid or not. The point is that they won't try to strongarm you because they don't want to have to take any chances.

  9. Naive suggestion. by Lux · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This is probably a naive suggestion, but if your business is specialized enough, you might be in a relatively small pool of entities competing for these contracts. Perhaps you could take a few of your competitors out to lunch and ask what they think about these clauses?

    If enough people in your market find them distasteful and decide to stop accepting such contracts, the contracts will probably become more mutable than they seem to be now. A vocal minority willing to tighten their belts for a few months and offering lucid objections to the clause might be sufficient to effect some flexibility in your clients.

    Of course, that will involve passing up work/money. Might be cheaper to just document the stuff.

    1. Re:Naive suggestion. by Zzeep · · Score: 1

      You're describing a cartel. At least where I come from that's illegal.

  10. Don't worry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just sign below the pentagram and draw some blood to the pen from your fingertip.

  11. Open question to Slashdot by CrazyJim1 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I have an idea for a new style of cell phone interfaced with computer servers. What patent forms do I need to fill out? And what will it cost me? I'm very certain that this is 'the next big thing' and if I patent it, I would be able to rake in very much money. If this comes about, me making money, I'll share with the nice guy who posted to me how I go about patenting. I've tried the uspto.gov site and its too confusing. I've called, but they never sent out the forms to me.

    1. Re:Open question to Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      1) Find lawyer that deals with such things.
      2) Give said lawyer some money to deal with it for you.
      3) Profit?

    2. Re:Open question to Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i'm in a similar situation and am also sitting under the free advice of the university patent lawyer. one of the few things she and the profs. i'm working with on the project (i'm a grad student in science, not law) agree on is that i should read "Patent It Yourself" by David Pressman ASAP. I'm half-way through it-- it is a great place to start, also check the reviews on amazon.com. It's an appropriate first step as far as I can tell.

    3. Re:Open question to Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      also, regarding cost: if you pay real lawyers and are in the sceince/engineering fields i'm familiar with (chem., chem. eng. + process design, biosensors), expect to pay ~$30,000 for U.S. protection or $300,000 to patent in the technically relavent countries around the globe. lawyer fees are the dominant cost component here. if you patent yourself, from what i have read you're limited to negligible costs such as filing fees and any searches you pay for, i.e. probably $600 total. again, ianal. hth, good luck.

  12. Ideas are not worth anything.. by QuantumG · · Score: 1

    Unless you put them into practice. People who keep their ideas secret even though they have neither the means nor the opportunity to implement them are just hoarding for the sake of hoarding.

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    1. Re:Ideas are not worth anything.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless you put them into practice. People who keep their ideas secret even though they have neither the means nor the opportunity to implement them are just hoarding for the sake of hoarding.

      You are right, we are.

      And you will never know...

  13. Struck clauses by Spazmania · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I ran in to this situation. The company made me the offer, we negotiated and I said yes. They handed me the contract to sign. I read it. The employment contract had some wording about helping them secure intellectual property rights following the end of my employment. It was badly worded: as spelled out it created an indefinate obligation to do work for free following employment. So I said, "Look, I see what you're getting at here but this is bad wording. We should tweak it a bit." They said, "No, everybody signs it."

    Not everybody. I didn't. And a month later I got a much better job at a much better salary.

    My advice to you is this: If you're not important enough that they're willing to negotiate the contract then you're not important enough and while you work there you'll never be important enough. Walk away. Its a bad deal.

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    1. Re:Struck clauses by UncleSocks · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I concur. I've seen these on nearly every contract I've been offered. I strike them and they say essentially, "okay - no prob, we always try for this..."

    2. Re:Struck clauses by Divlje+Jagode · · Score: 1
      What I've been told (in the UK) is that if you signed a contract with a single non-inforcable clause, then the whole contract is invalid.

      Not sure how this is true, but I know of a friend who went to court, had his contract examined by a solicitor... and his contract was invalid. Sorry, can't remember the details and IANAL so I might as well be talking out of my arse (or is that what IANAL means?)

    3. Re:Struck clauses by rahrens · · Score: 1

      Be careful with that, while IANAL, I do know that often contracts contain severance clauses which specify that if a clause is struck down as unenforceable through future court action or mutual agreement, the other parts of the contract are still enforceable.

      So don't depend on that, as always, 1 - read the contract entirely - 2 - if you have any questions, ASK a lawyer (one that YOU pay for his/her advice).

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    4. Re:Struck clauses by Divlje+Jagode · · Score: 1
      Be careful with that, while IANAL, I do know that often contracts contain severance clauses which specify that if a clause is struck down as unenforceable through future court action or mutual agreement, the other parts of the contract are still enforceable.
      Thank you for the info. I've never seen such a clause but I guess it makes sense... from the employer's point of view, of course.

      You're right, a contract translation in layman's terms is worth paying for (especially if legaleese is not your first language)

    5. Re:Struck clauses by rahrens · · Score: 1

      You're welcome.

      I got this the hard earned way, through a divorce lawyer. He recommended such a clause, I don't remember why, just now. Something about if the future -ex went to court and objected to something, that a ruling on a separation contract could sometimes void the entire thing and we'd be back in negotiations again. Not a desireable outcome after spending enough money on the lawyer to buy my own computer lab!

      Fortunately, we got back together (after spending enough between us to fund TWO computer labs!) but I've seen and heard of that clause being used in lots of other types of agreements.

      And, lest my above comments about computer labs mislead, paying that kind of money for a lawyer can sometimes save you a lot more than that PLUS agravation and heartburn. It still hurts, tho.

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    6. Re:Struck clauses by penguin_dance · · Score: 1

      Sounds to me like it wasn't badly worded--they were just trying to get away with something.

      Good for you for not giving in.

      Now for those on line banking, bill pay, etc. agreements where if something goes wrong and the account gets broken into, they want you to sign away your right to a jury trial, make you go through an arbitrator, etc. GRRR!

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    7. Re:Struck clauses by Divlje+Jagode · · Score: 1

      Just wow! Thank you for sharing (he said, looking at his wife suspiciously :)

  14. How do you handle it? You constrain it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The customer does not have ownership of anything not directly applicable to the work they are paying for. They acknowledge that they have no IP rights to anything you may invent on your own time, with your own equipment.

    I have had customers demand ownership and license of all our prior work. After I stopped laughing, which really pissed off the purchasing agent, I pointed out that they really didn't want to test that in court, so that clause was declined. They try other ways as well.

    Each customer will do their best to stake out territory in your mind. My approach has been to define for them what they may stake out, and what the limits are on it. If you control that conversation, they need to negotiate your terms. They claim they won't, but most reasonable ones will at the end of the day.

    For this reason, we don't sign non-competes, and we require mutual NDAs. We have been burned a number of times with others NDA documents, so if we find them insufficient, we force the customer to sign one of ours, or we simply refuse to discuss confidential material with them. Non-competes between organizations are funny, but some customers try to require this. Our response is uniformly that we will sign the non-compete under the requirement that the customer requesting the non-compete execution pay full wages, business expenses, etc. for the entire duration of the non-compete. When they tell you how ludicrous that is, it lets you tell them how ludicrous it is to request that your company not work in its field for a period of time, and if they are going to demand it, they are going to need to pay for what they ask for.

    We have had customers steal from us, "partners" lie to us and stab us in the back. It is part of business. Ethics and morality take a back seat to egos, and the pursuit of the almighty dollar.

    Your job is to demand certain core rights, and stick to your guns. Have a few you can negotiate away and get something in return for this, but if the customer understands that there are some red lines not to be crossed, well, they will either respect you for it and negotiate, or leave you for some other pushover.

    You create something outside of the contract domain, scope, with your own stuff, even if it was during the contract, as long as you did it on your own time and with your own stuff, you own it. You need to demand that. If you don't they are going to insist on owning everything in your head. If you let them push you around here, well, your compensation is going to suck as well.

    1. Re:How do you handle it? You constrain it. by BlueCoder · · Score: 1

      But the main topic is what if your required to disclose all your ideas and every idea you heard since the beginning of time under an NDA they sign?

  15. In general, real consultants shouldn't sign. by Animats · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If you're really consulting, not becoming a psuedo-employee, you definitely don't want to sign that. That's an employee kind of thing, where the assumption is that you have no other customers. If you do have multiple clients, you don't want to limit the areas in which you can work. Such NDAs must be very narrowly drawn. You can work this out. Ask them what NDAs they ask from, say, McKinsey people.

    I once turned down consulting at Xerox PARC for that reason. They wanted an overreaching agreement for a part time deal.

    1. Re:In general, real consultants shouldn't sign. by hughk · · Score: 1
      Ask them what NDAs they ask from, say, McKinsey people.

      Do they ever have to sign anything beyond a standard confidentiality clause? They are business process strategy consultants *not* technical (or arguably, even useful other than a security blanket for the board at the shareholder meetings).

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    2. Re:In general, real consultants shouldn't sign. by DangerAwaits · · Score: 1

      This is my sentiment exactly. As a consultant myself, you definitely have to "push back" a bit to make it clear you are two companies mutually working together.

      I have signed "mutual NDAs" before which state "both parties agree...", and then you both sign it.
      And there is none of the language you cited.

      When I consult, we decide on the deliverables and the rate, and that's it. I often will have more than one gig going at once, so the NDA you are faced with would be a show stopper.

      Signing the NDA would probably have no material effect. Its just something the lawyers do to minimize the company's risk. However, it does show a lack of respect for you. And that's probably the real issue. Sounds like they just want a part time employee.

  16. Sure, give them the list -- for US$50,000 by Morgaine · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Your good ideas are your lifeblood. If you have been honing and developing methods and techniques over the years, then you've been building a priceless (or at least highly valuable) personal resource, to be metered out in small, controlled, and non-exclusive amounts to your clients.

    For any single client to want the whole lot, nicely gift-wrapped and handed to them on a plate, is the height of impertinence, even if they say that they are going to use the document merely as reference and to give you proper accreditation. This is the real world --- that won't happen. And you probably don't want to spend 6 figures in court to enforce it.

    By all means produce such a comprehensive document. I suggest that the MINIMUM price under which you would offer it to a client should be US$50,000, under non-exclusive NDA and with all your rights reserved. And that would be utter peanuts for this kind of thing.

    You might like to consider the lengths to which companies go in search of valuable advice or ideas, in the form of hiring consultancies or even industrial espionage. Useful information is not cheap, so don't undersell your own.

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  17. What's only fair... by solid_liq · · Score: 1

    Haven't you asked them to show you the same respect by providing you with a list of all their prior and current ideas and inventions? Insist it's only fair for them to show you the same respect. I'm pretty sure they'll choke on their coffee at the notion.

    If they argue that their company is much larger than yours, point out to them that they should be well prepared to handle such a request given that they ask you to provide them with said information. Also let them know that as a growing business, you have many ideas under development to provide value added services to your clients and fewer resources with which to bring your ideas to fruition. As a result, one year is not a long enough term of engagement to justify such a release of information on your part.

    You may also wish to point out that, according to NDAs you have with other companies, you are not able to release any information pertinent to those ideas and/or inventions you are/have been engaged to work on, and therefore the information would be incomplete simply due to the fact that you respect your existing NDAs.

    If this helps, and you find a better solution, please let me know as I am in the same boat.

  18. ROFL --- join us in the real world please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ideas are not worth anything ... Unless you put them into practice.

    Yeah, right. I guess you never heard of patents.

    1. Re:ROFL --- join us in the real world please by QuantumG · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Please. If you havn't got the money to make it, you sure as hell aint got the money to patent it or defend said patent. Now if you would please join us in the real world.

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    2. Re:ROFL --- join us in the real world please by legoburner · · Score: 1

      For example:

      CNN

      If you think video games are engrossing now, just wait: PlayStation maker Sony Corp. has been granted a patent for beaming sensory information directly into the brain.

      The technique could one day be used to create video games in which you can smell, taste, and touch, or to help people who are blind or deaf.

      The U.S. patent, granted to Sony researcher Thomas Dawson, describes a technique for aiming ultrasonic pulses at specific areas of the brain to induce "sensory experiences" such as smells, sounds and images.

      "The pulsed ultrasonic signal alters the neural timing in the cortex," the patent states. "No invasive surgery is needed to assist a person, such as a blind person, to view live and/or recorded images or hear sounds."

      According to New Scientist magazine, the first to report on the patent, Sony's technique could be an improvement over an existing non-surgical method known as transcranial magnetic stimulation. This activates nerves using rapidly changing magnetic fields, but cannot be focused on small groups of brain cells.

      Niels Birbaumer, a neuroscientist at the University of Tuebingen in Germany, told New Scientist he had looked at the Sony patent and "found it plausible." Birbaumer himself has developed a device that enables disabled people to communicate by reading their brain waves.

      A Sony Electronics spokeswoman told the magazine that no experiments had been conducted, and that the patent "was based on an inspiration that this may someday be the direction that technology will take us."

  19. Just Modify It! by Fringe · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I've seen such contracts frequently. In every case, I simply rule-out (scratch through) those lines. And sign the resulting contract. I have NEVER had it become an issue or come back for negotiation; it has always been accepted.

    You'll never know until you try.

  20. What do they do corp-2-corp? by HangingChad · · Score: 4, Interesting

    No other company is going to sign something that one-sided. Where are they going to find staff? It's not going to end until NDA's and assorted silliness get to the point no one wants the job. I have slid piles of paper like that back at customers and said we're either going to trust each other or we're not doing business. Surprisingly effective, but not 100%. If they're that stupid about their paperwork, how are they going to be smart about development? YMMV but I've never seen a contract worth having that had that much paperwork involved.

    Drug tests are another one. One company I interviewed with, a telecom in Arkansas, wanted one and I said it was no problem if I could have access to the drug test results of everyone on the management team all the way up to the CEO. That was a head scratcher, no one had asked for that before. I responded that if they wanted to look behind my kimono, I wanted to see behind theirs. Then they had to fess up that the execs didn't get drug tested. Ha! No tickey, no washy buddy. If they didn't, I didn't. Told them to call me when the CEO decided to get tested. They went out of business a couple years later...see what happens when you don't hire me? ;)

    It's all really quite insane. I mean I'm sorry that somewhere back in the past you got burned by some former employee but I'm not paying that tab. And if you let lawyers run your life you're not someone I want to work for anyway. People leveraged to the hilt and desperate for a job may have to eat shit like that, but, fortunately, I don't.

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    1. Re:What do they do corp-2-corp? by Michael+Woodhams · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The day an employer asks me for a blood test is the day they get my resignation letter*.

      And the strongest non-medicinal drugs I take is sometimes a soft-drink with caffine in it. (No tea, coffee or alcohol.)

      * Actually, I probably wouldn't let them off so easily. I'd probably refuse, and look to sue for unjustified dismisal if they fired me for it.

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    2. Re:What do they do corp-2-corp? by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      A little off-topic but the drug testing stuff really gets to me. I don't do drugs, but what the hell right is it of the company to know about what I do in my free time off the clock. They don't give employees breathalyzer tests everyday and trust me, there are a few at my company who would probably fail those if taken during the day.

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    3. Re:What do they do corp-2-corp? by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      You, sir, are my fucking here! Is there anything more disgustingly intrusive, impertinent, and unjustifiable that requiring your employee's to hand over a cup of their piss? The worst thing about them is that they don't even test for alcohol, the drug most likely to be abused and affect job performance. They are a farce and an abuse of authority. Nothing more.

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    4. Re:What do they do corp-2-corp? by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      Drug tests usually just require a urine sample. Or a hair sample.

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    5. Re:What do they do corp-2-corp? by f1055man · · Score: 1

      I once failed a test for a temp agency. Apparently, filing becomes dangerous and difficult work if you smoked saturday night. I got a call from the agency, "I'm sorry, but we're going to have to terminate you." Yes, really, that's what she said. Although I was just out of high school, I was by far their most competent temp. 3 weeks later they called again, "We have a new opening, would you be interested?" "Wait, I thought I was 'terminated'." "...It pays $10 an hour?"($10 for me, probably $10 for them) Money talks.

    6. Re:What do they do corp-2-corp? by Shajenko42 · · Score: 1

      One of the reasons that they do drug testing is to debase applicants and get them in a supplicating state of mind. They want you to think that they're doing you a favor by hiring you, so they make you go through the humiliation of pissing in front of a stranger.

  21. YMMV, see a Lawyer by idsfa · · Score: 1

    In Minnesota such a requirement is null and void. If you really are worried, consult a lawyer and find out your actual rights.

    At one former employer, they sent such a "required" form to the newly acquired Minnesota office. Each and every employee filed it in the circular file. They couldn't even complain without opening themselves up to a lawsuit.

    1. Re:YMMV, see a Lawyer by saihung · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This is what's sometimes called an "adhesion" contract. Take it or leave it, and if you don't look the terms the other guys go home with the ball. If you refuse to sign the other party can walk away, but if you sign the thing (in some juristictions) the adhesion is a potential reason for calling the whole contract poop.

      This kind of thing distorts the very reason that contracts exist - so two parties can formalize a "meeting of the minds" over a certain expectation of performance. When one party has absolute power to dictate terms, then what we have isn't really a contract in the classical sense at all. But that doesn't mean it is unenforceable.

      IAMAL
      (but I will be one soon!)

  22. obvious inventions?!? by paxmaniac · · Score: 1

    I'd say that if your prior inventions are so transparent that they could be stolen from a list, then they are probably not the sort of thing that ought to be patentable. Say for example, a method for organising tracks on an MP3 player by category and sub-category menus.

    Sadly however, what ought to be patentable, and what is patentable are two very different beasts.

    :-(

    1. Re:obvious inventions?!? by plierhead · · Score: 1
      I'd say that if your prior inventions are so transparent that they could be stolen from a list, then they are probably not the sort of thing that ought to be patentable. Say for example, a method for organising tracks on an MP3 player by category and sub-category menus.

      I imagine poster's issue is not that someone will steal his ideas, but more that if he ever does strike it rich, employer will suddenly turn up a couple of year later with NDA in hand saying "all your base are belong to us".

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  23. Various Inventions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was in a similar position a few years ago. After working for 4 years, my employer finally decided to ask us to sign Intellectual Property agreements giving them rights to all our inventions. Given that I had a software development business on the side and a few ideas I wanted to patent, I took the question to my attorney.

    He suggested that in the area for Prior Inventions, write something to the effect of "Various inventions in the fields of X, Y, and Z". X, Y and Z of course being general descriptions of the area your inventions relate to. If these areas overlap in any way with the clients line of work, you probably should consult an attorney. If not, you can probably get away with a general answer.

  24. NDA's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To me, it seems the solution would be to have them clearly and specifically define the intellectual property they're trying to protect in the NDA, and anything they don't define isn't covered. They know exactly what they're trying to protect, so the only reasonable approach is to make them do the defining.

  25. list a bunch of projects, use codenames by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I've had to sign documents like that a couple of times. I have never had a problem in practice; my feeling is that the intent of the document is to give them a basis to fuck with you if they feel you did something bad. Since you'd generally have to do something extraordinarily bad to get a company to actually try to go after you -- there's a lot of burden of proof on them, and it would involve significant legal costs -- they probably won't ever do anything and it may not be worth worrying about.

    That said, after receiving significant doses of reality early in my career, I prefer to cover my ass when dealing with large corporations. And I agree, most of the forms I've seen are bullshit. (Some even assign all ideas you've EVER had, even before being employed, to the company. Insane.) So I have a general technique that I've adopted.

    The basic gist is that you fill out the form, but list a bunch of projects and use codenames for them. "Homer", "Olivia", "Butter", whatever. Throw in nice vague and general descriptions that cover a very broad field that you think you might ever be interested in -- "multimedia application", "browser", "engineering tool" -- and there you go. Put in a good half dozen or more. Don't worry: whatever you put on there, they'll sign it! Your manager doesn't give a crap. It's only the lawyers that want it filled out, and conveniently the lawyers aren't the ones signing off on what you put in there.

    Later on, in the unlikely event that they do decide to go after you for something you create, which I've almost never seen, it will be trivially easy to claim that this "multimedia application" was already disclosed to them as "Homer", is thus exempt from the agreement, that you therefore retain all rights, and nyah nyah nyah.

    Vagueness is a contract weasel's best friend.

    1. Re:list a bunch of projects, use codenames by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I stated in my list that identifying my prior inventions in this list would violate prior NDAs. All my life's inventions had to become co-owned by my Mom.

  26. Given that you are consulting company by jay2003 · · Score: 1

    You must be working with multiple clients even if sequentially over the course of a year. If one wants to claims something you do later is owned by them, seems like they would have to fight all your other clients for it. I'd be interested to see what an attorney would say about the multiple client issue.

    1. Re:Given that you are consulting company by Duhavid · · Score: 4, Funny

      So, find a couple clients that both want that NDA executed.

      Execute with both of them.

      Do some work, foment a crisis, get them both
      hammering on each other, stand aside a watch
      the fireworks.

      I have a patent on this, by the way.

      --
      emt 377 emt 4
    2. Re:Given that you are consulting company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So do I... Oh noes!!

          etc

    3. Re:Given that you are consulting company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that a "business method" patent? They are so hot right now....

      What would you license this for? I got a couple of business partners I'd like to try it out on.....

    4. Re:Given that you are consulting company by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1

      So, find a couple clients that both want that NDA executed.

      Execute with both of them.

      I totally agree. That's by far the most efficient way to deal with such companies.
    5. Re:Given that you are consulting company by Duhavid · · Score: 1

      Email my lawyers at

      Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe,

      They are authorized to negotiate terms.

      --
      emt 377 emt 4
  27. Thanks for asking by TLouden · · Score: 1

    I'm currently transfering my business and need to draw up NDAs and other contracts. I knew I needed to protect myself for transfering more than necessary but I hadn't considered this issue at all, thanks for bringing it up.

    --
    -Tim Louden
  28. Swift move from patent law to antitrust law... by PaulBu · · Score: 2, Insightful

    IANAL, never played one on TV, nor even dated one, but I think that what you are describing is a cartel, "prohibited by antitrust laws in most countries"... Not that I would not suggest to you, nor to the original poster, organizing in this particular way with your competitors, but maybe it is not entirely wise to post your intentions on /. ? :)

    Paul B.

    1. Re:Swift move from patent law to antitrust law... by SuperQ · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And a cartel by another name is a union. Because of the nature of small busineses, this seems like it is on the border of worker's rights.

    2. Re:Swift move from patent law to antitrust law... by Al+Dimond · · Score: 1

      But wouldn't aren't there already plenty of organizations that do the same thing in lots of different industries? What about the (RI|MP)AA? The BSA? All these groups that /. loves to hate behave this way, and they aren't being investigated for antitrust. I'm sure if one went about it right one could probably create an organization of contractors to help contractors protect their rights. A quick look at Wikipedia indicates that such a group might be called a Trade Organization. Of course, if they couldn't get a critical mass of contractors to join the group they'd just lose jobs to non-members that were willing to take the contract risk and if they did get a critical mass they might wind up getting corrupt and trying to force non-members to join or perish.

    3. Re:Swift move from patent law to antitrust law... by RedWizzard · · Score: 1
      What about the (RI|MP)AA?
      You mean the mafiaa?
  29. File provisional patents on your half-baked ideas by winkydink · · Score: 1

    You then get a year to put up or shut up, but you're protected during that year.

    --

    "I'd rather be a lightning rod than a seismometer." -Ken Kesey

  30. Don't sign an NDA by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dear Bender,

    Take the advice of my good friend Gary Kildall and refuse to sign anything like an NDA. Nothing good can ever come from it.

    Sincerely,

    Bill Gates III Esq.

  31. Oh yeah? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    While these clauses are written with good intentions...

    What makes you think that?

    Would you, acting with good intentions, try to put something like that into someone else's contract?

    Dude, they're treating you like shit. They probably don't have contempt for you specifically (just as the anti-aircraft gunners weren't specifically trying to kill Yossarian), but nevertheless, they're doing it.

    Negotiate that clause out. If they won't budge on it, then they're not serious about getting stuff done, and this clause is just the beginning of your problems if you continue to work with them.

  32. Strike it and see if they care by Timbotronic · · Score: 1

    This is always the approach I take. I've been an independent consultant for 4 years. Most of the consulting contracts I have handed to me have something outrageous in them. eg 3 hours termination notice for a 12 month contract. They just try it on.

    Never ever fall for the line "It's just a standard contract". There's no such thing. Make sure you have a lawyer to help you, but the vast majority of the time you can generally just pull the silly stuff out and the client won't put up a fight.

    --

    One of these days I'm moving to Theory - everything works there

  33. I inform them that prior NDAs conflict by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    And strike away. Remember, you don't have to ask someone to amend a contract... just cross it out, intial the change, and sign it. They can take it or argue. A remarkable number of people who don't want to call a superior to amend a contract also don't want to call to ask about your amendment, so will just take it.

    That's how contracts are negotiated. By signing a modified version and handing it back for counter-signature, you've made a formal offer. They can take it as-is or argue further. (Oh, if there are any bits about who is and is not empowered to negotiate changes to the contract, just strike those, too.)

    Since I got used to dealing with lawyers, it's uncommon that I sign a pre-printed contract without a pile of amendments.

    But if someone's insistent, I mention some of my biggest and/or most litigous customers, and explain that I am contractually barred from disclosing what I invented for them, so I am unable to provide an exhaustive list of prior inventions... in exactly the same way that I will not disclose the the subject matter of this NDA. I haven't had to go beyond offended and huffy at the thought that I would (horrors!) violate an NDA.

  34. NDA yourself by firewood · · Score: 1
    Start your own shell corporation. License all your inventions prior to date X to this shell corporation. Sign an NDA with the shell corporation saying that you will not disclose these ideas to another client. Write on any new contract that your prior ideas and inventions are already owned and under NDA by a prior client, so cannot be disclosed, just as your current contractor would not want their trade-secrets invented by you exposed to your future clients.

    But IANAL. Would this work?

    1. Re:NDA yourself by vodhner · · Score: 3, Informative

      While laid off from my software development job in 2001 and 2002, I saw two really excellent NDAs.

      The one for my "night job" acknowledged that, like every programmer, I probably have a portfolio of commonplace utility routines that I will carry away from the job as long as it is not specific to the application being developed.

      My full time employer's NDA allowed me to do any unrelated work, as long as it was not for a competitor and not directly applicable to the employer's field. I did in fact continue the Night Job for a while.

      Both of these agreements carefully limited their IP interest to what was specifically related to the business and applications in question.

      But -- while I was laid off during 2001 - 2002, I met the NDA From Hell, and this was for a clerical staffing-agency job for a prominent bank, at $12 per hour!

      This little one-paragraph statement was delightful. I was to sign over exclusive rights to all software creations I had ever produced, or would ever produce in the future, under any circumstances.

      The job in question consisted of phoning mortgage customers to fill in missing details on their applications. Um, hello?

      Fortunately they did not ask for a list -- that could have been quite an exercise, since I've been coding for 35+ years. But actually the list is very short: everything I've written has been work for hire, copyrighted by the client company. I don't own anything I have produced.

      Yes, I signed the silly thing. If I ever write anything that is of sufficient value, they may notice this and come after me.

      I'm sure they are watching my every move.

    2. Re:NDA yourself by niceone · · Score: 1
      Start your own shell corporation. License all your inventions prior to date X to this shell corporation. Sign an NDA with the shell corporation saying that you will not disclose these ideas to another client. Write on any new contract that your prior ideas and inventions are already owned and under NDA by a prior client, so cannot be disclosed, just as your current contractor would not want their trade-secrets invented by you exposed to your future clients. But IANAL.

      After reading that idea I'm thinking you should be a lawyer.

      Get to law school now!

      Follow your dreams!

    3. Re:NDA yourself by plierhead · · Score: 1
      This is just a way of saying "NO" but being able to shift the blame to someone else.

      Trouble is, if the client doesn't like it, you've shot yourself in the foot. "ummm...yeah..I do really need to eat so just...ahhh.. forget what I said about that other corporation...cos I really need this gig!".

      If you want to say NO just stand up and say it.

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      [x] auto-moderate all posts by this user as insightful

  35. I use two approaches by MarkWatson · · Score: 1

    First off,I have a really short NDA/agreement that basically says that we will trust each other, make reasonable efforts to protect each other's IP, etc. I offer customers a 12.5% discount if they just go with my agreement.

    For other customers, I remove any contract clauses that don't seem right to me.

    One thing that "raises a red flag" about potential customers is if they just send me signed contracts for my signature without bothering to email me a copy of the agreement first to read over. This rarely happens, but when it does,it bugs me.

  36. Sure they can by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They aren't under any obligation to hire you, just as you aren't under any obligation to work for them. In general though, it doesn't matter. The main reason being that they probably WON'T say that is they are honestly interested in you. Taking a hard line with new recruits is an excellent way to not get the people you want. Now maybe they have a ton of people lined up and you are just here because your name came first in the stack, but usually it's because they like you best. Also you'd have to ask yourself if you really want to work for someone who says "Do this now with no thought or we fire you"? If they are going to give you such shitty treatment in the hiring process, it's not likely to get any better later.

    I think you'll find most job offers have a bit of shelf life to them. You can say "Sounds pretty good, I just need a couple days to think about it," and the offer will probably be valid after those couple of days. If it's not, chances are that you probably didn't want the job. Either they are colossal assholes, or they are hiring you as a replaceable cog and they intend to use you up and throw you out.

    Now of course the situation may be different if you are desperate for work, however in that case perhaps you are willing to put up with the crap so perhaps you are also willing to put up with the crappy contract with no thought. However if that's not the case you should ask for time to think and review it, and if they won't allow that, it's a pretty good sing you didn't want that job anyhow.

  37. He *is* putting them into practice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ideas are not worth anything.. Unless you put them into practice

    From TFA, he *IS* putting his ideas into practice -- each of his clients benefits from one or more of the ideas that he has developed over the years.

    So, he isn't "hoarding" ideas for the sake of it, he's building a valuable personal portfolio of solutions and techniques, and those are the key assets of his business.

    Saying that that is worthless is nothing short of idiotic. If it were so, then all of education and experience would be worthless too. You seriously need to reevaluate your system of value judgements.

  38. Actually by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    Most do test for alcohol. The thing is alcohol is metabolized by the body extremely quickly. It is broken down and leaves no trace. So unless you are actually intoxicated at the time of the testing, it won't show up. You can get completely wrecked the night before and so long as you give your liver sufficient time (generally 1 hour per drink) they'll be none left.

    Unless someone is a raging alcoholic, they are usually smart enough to sober up for drug tests, and if they aren't their drinking probably is obvious enough to get them fired anyhow.

    1. Re:Actually by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Actually, there are very sensitive and specific test being developed for alcohol. They detect marker proteins that are detectable for weeks after a single instance of alcohol consumption.

      Ethanol causes certain enzymes to work slightly differently, and produce slightly different metabolites that stay in the system long after all the ethanol has been metabolized.

      Levels of alcohol consumption can be detected quite reliably this way, making it possible to discriminate between an ocacional drinker and a heavy user for days and weeks after the last dose.

  39. Cryptography Is Your Friend by NatHoward · · Score: 1
    If you really want to sign such a thing, and you don't want to actually reveal your inventions, try this:
    Here's the list of my inventions:

    Invention #1: described with specificity by a file the sha-1 hash of which is fe207a704564d25d6497a188af39a098513b5517.
    Invention #2: described with specificity by a file the sha-1 hash of which is 1e0a7b6da52d265ba5a4cb5d720567071ff76e66.
    Invention #3...

    And so on. Make sure their lawyer comprehends this.
    1. Re:Cryptography Is Your Friend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...where "Invention #2" is algorithm that creates collisions of SHA-1 hashes. Doh!

  40. You're a businessman, act like one by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

    You're a businessman. So act like one.

    1) Discuss the matter with your lawyer. You DO have a lawyer, don't you?

    2) Negotiate. Strike out clauses you don't like. Add in ones you want. You are the equal of the guy on the other side of the contract. Don't let him bully you.

    3) Walk away from bad deals. Always. You don't need to take every job that comes your way. If the job is nice but the contract isn't, highball them to make up for it.

    4) The ideas in your head are none of their concern. Protect them with ample and timely documentation. It may not prove prior art, but it will prove you didn't steal the idea from them.

    --
    Don't blame me, I didn't vote for either of them!
  41. Brief summary of what this means by yppiz · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A "prior inventions" list is normally just a list of invention titles and a brief description of what the invention does. For example: "Invention: A method for exercising rodents via a wheel constructed from rigid wires. Description: The device is in the shape of a wheel. The rodent climbs inside the wheel and runs, spinning the wheel."

    When signing a legal document, it's important to know why the company wants you to sign it. In this case, it's not so that they can take all the inventions you've thought of. Instead, it's to limit their liability to you. What they are trying to protect against is the scenario where you work for them on a contract, and without their knowledge, embed one of your prior inventions into their product, and four years later, when they've become the next Google, you step up and ask for a massive amount of money because they are infringing on something that you wound up patenting.

    With that in mind, I suggest that this one isn't worth fighting over. The best way to deal with it is to list everything you've ever thought of, and let their lawyer decide whether he really wants to spend hours going over each one with you. In the end, the lawyer will probably decide that it's not worth while to do so, and you can get on with your work.

    --Pat

    1. Re:Brief summary of what this means by simong_oz · · Score: 1

      Thank you. Easily the most insightful comment on a thread which is generally just demonstrating how clueless the average slashdotter is about IP.

      --
      "Because it's there." - George Mallory, when asked why he wanted to climb Mt Everest, March 18, 1923 (New York Times)
    2. Re:Brief summary of what this means by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      "What they are trying to protect against is the scenario where you work for them on a contract, and without their knowledge, embed one of your prior inventions into their product, and four years later, when they've become the next Google, you step up and ask for a massive amount of money because they are infringing on something that you wound up patenting."

      If that's what they want, then why don't they say that in their contract? Something like "Employee will not use tech that they personally own in projects..."

      Instead the wording actually covers things the employee invented prior to employment, on their own time, and now the company wants to own it. And we have seen examples of companies who have gone after former employees after they got rich for an invention they alone created. Corporations are amoral money-making machines. Protect yourself in any way you can.

      --
      Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
      -- Pablo Picasso
    3. Re:Brief summary of what this means by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Most insightful? Looked like the suit-drivel I get from potential employers when they tell me that despite the fact that the contract says they want to own everything I think say and do 24/7 for the rest of my life for a $40k programming job, they really only want to own anything that applies to what their company does, and they never really enforce it anyways.

      The words in the contract are legally binding. It doesn't matter what the other side "said" it means, it means what it says. In this case, hopefully it says that the company is under agreement not to disclose or use your inventions, not the other way around. And hopefully they're paying this guy a lot of money so that when their CEO thumbs through it and says "gee what a great idea, glad I thought of it!" he'll be able to afford a lawyer to sue for their breach of the contract.

    4. Re:Brief summary of what this means by UncleFluffy · · Score: 1

      On the few occasions I've been asked to provide a "prior inventions" list, I've provided a large list of very general titles so that I'm basically covered no matter what. Given that it'll be checked over by HR and possibly lawyers, rather than techies, stuff like "system equivalent to a subset of a universal Turing machine" usually gets through...

      --

      What would Lemmy do?

  42. NDA's and Consulting Agreements by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IANAL but I've been a consultant for almost 20 years. If you are in business as a consultant, the last thing that you want to do is sign an agreement that in any way restricts your right to consult for others in the future (or even at the same time). If you explain it in that way to a potential customer, and they are reasonable, then they should understand and be willng to modify the agreements. If they won't, then they aren't reasonable, and you probably don't want to work for them. It is possible for a client to want your services on an exclusive basis for some period of time, but they should have to pay for that privelege enough to more than compensate for the loss of other clients and work. Most companies won't do that.

    IMHO, what the client can reasonably expect is that you not steal confidential information disclosed to you in the course of your work for them (under the usual legal definition of confidential information). It certainly is possible to draft a standard clause that you insert in every contract that protects your rights to do any work you want in the present or future provided it isn't derived from their confidential info. Anything you knew previously should be included in what's protected without disclosing what that is. Any competent IP attorney should be able to draft such language for you.

  43. easy solution by clambake · · Score: 1

    Make a project on sourceforge called, say, Gramoetric and then just say "All of the code, past present and futere under the Gravometric project."

    Done.

  44. Just striking won't do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    IANAL, but if you strike out paragraphs from a contract without the other side knowing from it (ie. if it was already signed previously by the other side), you simply invalidate the contract or worse.

    I think you at least need a signature from the other party on the contract to indicate they have witnessed the changes to it.

    1. Re:Just striking won't do it by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

      um, if they accept it and pay you, does it matter if it's valid or not? If it's not valid then they can't take you to court for breach of contract. If they accept it and pay you it's pretty much a sign that they're happy with it.

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    2. Re:Just striking won't do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Striking out is all that is necessary, and yes it does work.

      By striking out you are saying what you will accept. And also indicating your understanding of the deal. You can't later be held to something you explicitly rejected.

      By paying you, they are agreeing.

      I've done this a few times and it always works - instead of the noise being "he won't sign the contract, he's a nut and I don't understand what he wants" it becomes "yeah he signed but he made a few irrelevent changes, let's get on with it"

    3. Re:Just striking won't do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      {obligitory cheap shot}Hey, if the president can do it...{/obligitory cheap shot}

    4. Re:Just striking won't do it by HikingStick · · Score: 1

      Then you've been just lucky. If you strike it, without innitialing the page (or, preferably, the line) and having the other party do the same, you cannot prove that the struck comments were not active in the first place (when the document was signed).

      I don't know what jursidiction you are in, or how big your contracts were, but the struck line defense will likely not fly in any contract litigation in the U.S.

      --
      I use irony whenever I can, but my shirts are still wrinkled...
  45. never tell them anything by Mean+Ass+Troll · · Score: 1

    will these "companies" give you a similar list? I seriously doubt it. nobody in their right mind would do such a thing. also if you disclose something it can invalidate a patent. the really easy way out of this is to assume a legal stance. if they want prior inventions, just list what patents you have. anything else is not a prior invention, but a work in progress. until somthing is 100% done, not 99.9999989 % and fully patented, it is not an invention, but an idea. remember it is not who thought of the idea first that counts, but who patented it first, and there is nothing stopping any company from cherry picking your ideas and patenting the ones they like.

  46. Get a Lawyer by rond0 · · Score: 1

    If your consulting company has any value and/or you have any interesting/promising intellectual property - then get a lawyer and discuss these issues now. Since every client slides an NDA across the table for you to sign - you need to have an NDA process that you always follow and never deviate from it. Your lawyer will help you with this. Trust me when I say that it is better to pay one lawyer a few dollars now than a team of lawyers hundreds of thousands (no kidding) of dollars when someone decides to litigate against you. You want to have that game ended before it starts with a quick summary judgement and dismissal.

    P.S. The boilerplate lawsuits come from the same drawer as the boilerplate NDA's. You don't have to do anything wrong to get sued. If it serves their interests, they will sue you. It is just a business tool for them to use for control and leverage over you or other strategic factors. They are not innocent when they drop an all-encompassing, vaguely stated legal document in front of you. They paid their attorney to make it that way.

  47. Similar situation... by cardpuncher · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I've been in a similar situation. I'd done some development work for a public (but non-government) body without any such NDA stipulations; the body was then taken over by a government agency which then tried to impose these kind of conditions retrospectively to complete the small remaining part of the work. As soon as I consulted a lawyer they freaked out because their procedures didn't allow for anyone to question their standard terms and conditions, even when they had not applied at the start of the contract.

    They certainly had no intention of negotiating and ultimately attempted to redevelop the entire system for themselves (3 people for 2 years) before deciding that it wasn't the job of a government agency to be a software house and so scrapped their development effort. They then went out to buy a different package from a 3rd party over which they could assert no rights as it was entirely developed prior to their purchase of it. As I write they'are at least a year behind in the rollout of this new package.

    So don't underestimate the stupidity of your potential clients. They may well be prepared to spend vast sums of time & money and have no ultimate stake in the IPR of their solution provided that they can demonstrate they have stuck to the standard terms and conditions their lawyers worked dilligently to produce.

    From my point of view, the fact they walked away was a good deal in the short term: I got more revenue from supporting the original system than I ever expected to get out of the project simply because they couldn't afford to be without it while they figured out how to get rid of me. Bad news in the long term, though, because this is a part of the world where most work is government-funded in one way or another and you mysteriously stop being asked to tender for work if you seem to be "difficult".

    How much of a business are you likely to have if you make it a policy not to accept contract of this kind? If you've plenty of other work, then fine; if not, it comes down to your need to feed versus your self-esteem.

    One of the things too few people allow for in their business plan is the "fuck you" factor. Businesses tend to be highly geared to secure growth and it can be difficult to walk away from potential clients because you need the money to service your borrowing and pay for your staff. I've always made sure there was a reserve account to make it easier to say "no" now and again. However, there's always some stuff you just have to swallow if you want an income: having a business is worse than being employed in that respect because at least an employee has rights...

  48. Did you read it right? by grotgrot · · Score: 1

    Usually that sort of thing is kind of like a pre-nup. They are trying to make clear what each side had before getting together. The assumption is that they will have lots and you'll have almost nothing, so consequently you list all your stuff and assume anything else is theirs. Should there be any "trouble" in the "marriage" it makes clear who had what.

    I've signed something like that 4 times in the last 3 years. I write something like the following in that space:

    A large body of works identified as copyright by me sometimes jointly held with others. Examples include but are not limited to the following:
    • Open source project A
    • Random crap on my web page
    • etc etc etc

    If I get any grief I ask them to write down all their stuff. That usually settles things.

  49. Do not ask Slashdot.... by Anonymous+MadCoe · · Score: 1

    All you get is pseudo informed opinions, guesswork and annecdotal "evidence". Ask you legal council, if you don't have one, find one, If this is the type of thing you are dealing with, hire a specialist. Get one you trust and can talk to.

    1. Re:Do not ask Slashdot.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After 8 years I think most Slashdotters know this. The idea is to have an interesting discussion about ideas that you can then take to your lawyer (since he probably hasn't thought of all of them). Lawyers advise on legal issue but nothing is a purely legal issue - what good is it if the lawyer just says "don't sign this contract"? Where do you go from there? The kind of lawyer that comes up with ideas costs more than most consultants can afford.

    2. Re:Do not ask Slashdot.... by Anonymous+MadCoe · · Score: 1

      People exchanging ideas about something they know little about (as in the discussions above) I find hard to qualify as "interresting", "amuzing" at best, but mostly plain "pointless".

      Secondly there are enough good lawyers around to work through contracts with, and of course being a consultant (read businessman) the original poster should have some skills himself there.
      Not having these skills can be compensated with spending more money on legal advice. That is exactly what distinguishes a healthy business from an unhealthy business, if the legal isseus get too expensive to handel (especially since this is just contractual stuff, whcih occurs often). One should wonder if one is in the right line of work...

      Just my 2 cents...

      But then again, I never was a Geek, I was just accused of being one :-)

    3. Re:Do not ask Slashdot.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're posting on Slashdot. Why the fuck should anyone listen to you?

  50. That is reasonable! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look at it this way: what are you planning to do if they ask you so solve a problem for which you have previously found a solution? Since they hired you for your expertise, they can expect you to tell them, in a timely fashion, the best solution you are aware of, even if it is prior art you invented. If you told them beforehand that you worked on this problem and found a solution, then you can negotiate a licensing deal as part of your contract.

    On the other hand, if you have NOT told them about your earlier work, then bringing it up only after they have asked you to work on that problem will give the impression that you want to rip them off for work you did while working for them. Naturally, they want to avoid this situation.

    Giving them a list of your earlier work WITHOUT TECHNICAL DETAILS is a reasonable precaution against this scenario. However, you need to take additional step in preotecting your IP. Whenever you do work that you might want to license in the future, you need to document this work in a lab notebook (bound book, numbered pages, NO PAGES MISSING). The entries need to be dated, and occasionally cross-signed by someone you can trust (collaborator, spouse, etc.). So you would just tell the company that you worked on cold fusion, for example. You don't tell them HOW you did it, but if they decide to negotiate a license, you then have the lab notebooks as proof of what you did when. You take those to the lawyer who will negotiate the license on your behalf (don't ever negotiate licenses yourself unless you really know what you are doing).

  51. Bunch of BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    or was it meant as a (obviously bad) joke?

    Especially the make sure their laywer blah blah blah ...
    if their lawyer is worth the money they pay him/her she/he will understand he'she does not really understand and not sign...

    Guys like you are your enemy...

  52. Unfortunately they can by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The same rule applies here as in any other connection - for the purposes of signing contracts any non-criminal negotiation is legal. (um, per definition.. how did that come out?)

    More specifically, while the tactic of threatening to kill someone's wife unless they sign is illegal, saying "This offer is only valid for the next five minutes" is not.

    As a student I had to find a property to rent in the UK at a month's notice. When arriving with my bags at 8PM, I was told I had to leave my bags on the steps until I had signed the contract. The stuff that hate is made from, but hey, to the best of my knowledge not illegal. IAMANAL, so after a lot of other and worse crap I got them put on a university blacklist.

  53. From the big company's perspective ... by drphil · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Of course no one here knows the specifics of your case, but this type of clause is in place not to steal your inventions, but to protect both parties.

    The company's side: They pay you to help them develop a widgit or process that the company hopes to commercialize. During the process of your helping some valuable intellectual property is developed. Hopefully before the relationship you both decided who "owns" that property and how the company will get to use it - either by taking ownership from you or by getting a license from you for a reasonable cost. Now, what the company doesn't want to happen is to get that far and then have you pull dominating prior Invention #2 from your ass that you've kept hidden from them that prevents the company from practicing the art you've developed with them. This will gum up the whole commercialization process. - this happens a lot and several companies have been burned by it. Thus the company wants you to document related art up front so that the company can take into account that they'll have to negotiate the license of dominating prior Invention #2 in the work contract.

    Your side: You have lots of stuff running around in your head or in progress, but it's not protected by a patent or copyright or whatever. You are now entering a relationship with a company that could use those ideas, but are paying you for something else, i.e., the *field* of the NDA does not cover the field of these ideas. If you never disclose these other ideas, there's no issue. But if you do disclose them - they aren't covered by the NDA and you could be screwed. However, if those ideas are specifically stated in the NDA, even if they are outside the field, then you'll be OK as identifying them as covered - the ideas will still be "yours".

    The term of the NDA can be longer than 1 yr. That's negotiable. There's also usually two terms - one term during which you both can disclose info (if it's a two-way)- this usually is 1yr with some renewing mechanism. But there's a second term that is the length of time both of you need to hold the information secret - which is usually 5 yrs, sometimes as long as 10 yrs. The company cannot "steal" your ideas after the term. If you disclosed these ideas to the company *properly* you have now forever "poisoned" the company with respect to that idea. Proper disclosure should be explicitely defined in the NDA but usually means in writing on paper (not electronically) with CONFIDENTIAL written on the page and you keeping a copy. If the company tries to patent it without including you, you can go after them. However if you never patent the idea in a reasonable period, the company can, of course practice it - but they can't ever get a patent on it to exclude others without you being named as an (or the only) inventor. I work in R&D in a big company and we are paranoid at getting poisened in this fashion. It's one of the risks that needs to be managed before entering a relationship with smart people like you who can often greatly shorten development time. Of course, if the NDA is two-way the company can "poison" you in the same way - although this is rare since companies don't like disclosing anything outside of the NDA's field.

    Disclosure through an NDA does not start the clock ticking for getting a patent - it's a private disclosure, not a public disclosure. However, you do have the risk that the company will publically disclose the idea - they've violated the NDA and can be sued, but you will now not get a patent unless you apply within a year.

    In the end, the NDA is just a piece of paper - a good working relationship requires trust on both sides. If you feel the company is going to screw you, don't work with them. If the big company thinks you won't hold their disclosed IP confidential, or will not be upfront in disclosing potentially blocking ideas or art, they won't work with you.

  54. What you must include by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are required in circumstances like this to list out any patents that have been granted mentioning your name and any pending patents that similarly involve you. This should be a no brainer.

    Moving on from that, my advice is to change the wording from saying things like "complete list" to "partial list" and then include major items or those which could be related, in one way or another, to the work you will be doing. If they get antsy about it, point out that every small .c program or shell script or perl script that you've written at home or when otherwise not employed is a potential intellectual property invention and not only would need to be listed here, but that it isn't possible for you to be 100% accurate and include everything.

    Of course if you change words like "complete" to "partial" in your NDA/contract, you must also be sure that you change the contract itself elsewhere if it says "thou shalt not modify this contract" (just cross out these sentences.)

  55. Dangerous advice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Although this post may sound really cool and insightfull, it shows how dangerous the poster is.

    He offers an opinion that a specialist would not dare to offer without propperly looking into the situation...

    It getting modded up says more about slashdot than the post...

    IGNORE this advice, and get a real lawyer to help you...

    1. Re:Dangerous advice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      IGNORE this advice, and get a real lawyer to help you.
      You've got this back to front. Lawyers and the litigation that they promote are the bane of our technological society.

      The post offered a way to *avoid* lining the pockets of lawyers, since otherwise going to court would be the only way of gaining any reward for the ideas that have been taken from you by clients without recompense. Requiring payment up front for a non-exclusive advisary portfolio is a fairly safe approach.

      Even better of course is to not cave in to such demands at all. Keep your solutions to yourself and supply only individual gems of insight for the purpose of the contracted work. Ultimately, these things are your business assets and should be safeguarded.

      Getting entangled with lawyers and courts is a recipe for their gain and your failure and suffering. We managed to live without them in our daily lives for decades or centuries until the current disease appeared in the US. Carry out your activities carefully and professionally and you can still avoid them, thankfully.
    2. Re:Dangerous advice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Arranging payment up front is again smething you will need legal advice on...
      That has consequences too...

      I's just not that easy, talk to a professional, and do not, repeat do not listen to crap like this...

      I do not claim to have a full understanding of what to do, fortunately I understand my limitations. the original post claims to be able to put an amount on things, while he has no clue what he is talking about.
      Evenhough I am no expert I do know that charging money for something even when it feels like a logical protection makes you vulnerable in oher areas, ask an expert....

      --
      ultracrepidarian: (n., adj.)
      A person who gives opinions beyond his scope of knowledge.

    3. Re:Dangerous advice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what you're saying is, to avoid becoming the target of legal action, one should pay those who perform legal actions in advance.

      That advice has the exact same form of protection rackets.

      Lawyers are a parasitic drain on human endeavour, the scum of society. There is no way of avoiding being attacked by them, since (at least in the US) you can sue anyone for anything regardless of any merit to the case. The only guarantee is that the legal administration and the lawyers will win.

      Since it is impossible to avoid suits, just be ethical and professional by your own standards and leave the lawyers out of the loop. Yes, a few people will get sued anyway, but that is inevitable whether or not you get legal advice beforehand.

      At least this way, 95% of people will never see a lawyer in their professional lives. With your approach, lawyers have 100% of the population in their clutches. It's easy to see on which side your bread is buttered. No thank you.

  56. Hate this stuff by OverflowingBitBucket · · Score: 1

    Walk.

    I know those clauses. The "we own everything you've ever done unless you list it" ones. I'm in the unfortunate situation where it is completely impossible for me to list everything I've ever worked on, so I'm pretty much forced to decline such contracts. As such, I've never signed one.

    Personally, such things make me furious. Furious that such an absurd "protection" is becoming boilerplate, and furious that some people sign them without thinking how it will affect them in the future.

    Think about it. Do you need the work so bad that you're willing to risk losing something you've worked on in the past that you've forgotten about? Something that might be worth nothing now but could be worth a lot in the future? Want to risk being caught in the firefight between this employer/customer and a past one because you worked on something that they are now both trying to claim? What if you sign two of these things in your life. All of a sudden everything you've ever done is potentially owned by two sets of people, and guess whose ass it will be if they fight (hint: you've promised the same thing to two entities in legal contracts).

    If it isn't worth the risk, get a replacement drawn up, or strike the relevant lines. Say that you're happy to work for them but you can not- and will not- sign an agreement with such a clause. And be prepared to be knocked back if they have other options, because they may just want the easy way out.

    Or bend over and take it. But please, weigh up if it is really worth it.

  57. Ideas without details by DynaSoar · · Score: 1

    I signed on with a company to do in the operating room what I usually do in the lab -- monitor and analyze nerve signals in the body and brain. They wanted me to sign such a clause. I told them that as a scientist I had ideas in all stages of development, from ready to patent to pie-in-the-sky the-technology-doesn't-exist-yet. I also told them that some of my work involved other people, and was on going, and that some of those people had ideas or parts thereof. There was no way as a working, collaborating scientist I could give them a list of everything in my head that might apply, much less those things that might be partially in the heads of those I work with. I'd also asked for a list of all the techniques and technologies they used or were planning to use, and when they balked, explained that that was what they were asking of me. When they provided that, I started giving them some write ups of some of the more off-the-wall but plausible ideas without the pertinent details which definitely were outside their field. They were satisfied to accept that NDA clause amended to specify anything that I came up with which came directly from working with them and pertained directly to the work being done. That left it up to me to keep anything to myself which I'd already thought of that might apply, or else contribute it if I wished. It helped that I had publications to point to which contained novel ideas (patentable, but written up as science and allowed to propogate as such) which proved I was capable of coming up with stuff. They were willing to gamble I'd do that for them and let them have them. I would have too. I came up with one while in training, but decided that starting at 4 A.M. and standing in the O.R. for anywhere from 4 to 16 hours, and being on call constantly, was a job for younger people. So I forgot the idea and left. There's always more ideas.

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    "I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid." -- Bishop 341-B
  58. Here's What I Did. by KeyThing · · Score: 1

    I own a small business as well. I'm listed as a member, and also as an employee. Since I'm an employee of my own company, I have signed NDA's with the board. So, when it comes to disclosure, I simply refer to prior NDA's I have, and let it rest at that. I have not had a single issue with any contract I've signed because of it.

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    --- http://www.keything.com
  59. Initial those changes by giafly · · Score: 1

    IANAL but I've done this too. If you must make any change like this to a contract, both
    parties should sign the changes, but as a minimum, make sure you:
    (a) Initial, or sign, your changes
    (b) Keep a 'photocopy

    Otherwise, how are you going to demonstrate what you changed?

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    Reduce, reuse, cycle
    1. Re:Initial those changes by drew · · Score: 1
      (b) Keep a 'photocopy


      The importance of this cannot be overstated in my opinion. I have heard stories of companies that only keep the page with the signatures on file as "the rest of the contract is identical from one employee to another", and when asked to produce the contract two years later would just print up a new copy and throw the page with the signature on at the end.
      --
      If I don't put anything here, will anyone recognize me anymore?
  60. just be really general by georgesdomains · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Every time I've ever been asked to make a list of my prior inventions I've written down something like "System and Method of Manipulating Data" figuring that in the extremely unlikely event the issue both came to litigation and the ridicululous document were enforced, my last resort would be to claim that I had in fact declared whatever invention it was beforehand. The one advantage that you have is that just as the average person just signs it without understanding, the average company who makes people sign them just blindly accepts them back without reading or thinking. I've put down responses like this on probably 15-20 documents and always been handing them back inside a giant stack of lame legal forms. I'm pretty sure none of the recipients have ever actually read the answers I wrote down.

    1. Re:just be really general by Surt · · Score: 1

      I go with a similar strategy. I always list 'all software developed for Surt's software, including future maintenance and development', noting that because I am bound by an NDA I cannot describe this software futher, and that because I have agreed to do continued consulting in my spare time I may have to continue to provide them additional software. No one has ever contested this, and in 4 tries, all 4 jobs hired me in spite of this.

      --
      "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
  61. Imposible because of real NDA's by BlueCoder · · Score: 1

    Real NDA's which is a BIG standard practice prevent you from talking about work for other contractors. If you are legally obligated you can't contract with companies requiring disclosure. If other fouls are signing that's their problem. Your a foul if you sign.

    Translation, life isn't easy. It's part of your work to find reasonable customers.

  62. Getting the best advice by JerseyTom · · Score: 1

    I have a question for you:

    Why the *hell* are you asking Slashdot instead of consulting your lawyer?

    Just curious. Sorry for yelling.

    Tom

  63. Problems os US Patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Real problem of Patenting something in US is, you don't have to really have a working model of what you are patenting. Most other countries require working prototype with the application. Just very rought abstration is enough. One could patent breathing for christ sake.

  64. My views. by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

    These NDAs, uncompensated non-competes, and overly-broad created-works clauses are a big concern to me.

    To me they boil down to:

    "Tell us everything you are working on so we can take it if we want"
    "We can control your work even after you leave our company and we are not going to pay you for it."
    "Anything you think of or build belongs to us"

    Last I checked I was a free American, not a slave. I would rather work for myself and be poor that have to deal with that crap.

    --
    There is no "-1 offended" or "-1 you don't agree with me" mod options for a reason.
  65. err by szembek · · Score: 1

    Find: NDA Replace: Non-disclosure agreement Find and Replace Complete. It seems that the only posts I make lately are the ones bitching about misuse of acronyms. They should be defined at least once at the beginning of the summary before using them. This is common sense, please abide by it.

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    nothing
  66. Disclose some relavent prior art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have found that disclosing some prior art that is incorpated into the product I am selling is effective. This is the relavent information for the customer anyway. Documenting all developed inteletual property is a good idea. Paper copies print outs of flow charts, schematics, or drawing are effective for this.

  67. put in some nice B.S. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just put in a nice paragraph saying that you have numerous prior inventions in areas including but not limited to blah, blah, blah.

    Leave it at that and see if they accept it. If they want more, then give them reasons verbally why you can't give them more: too numerous to list, confidential and proprietary, many are irrelevant. Possibly negotiate to narrow the field to certain areas, such as inventions related to power supply design. Then if you have inventions in that area, add some text that says, "Inventions in the area of power supply design include but are not limited to blah, blah, blah, and several additional inventions that are proprietary, confidential and have not yet been publically disclosed."

    Finally, if that still doesn't do the trick, if you are willing, add proprietary and confidential inventions to a separate addendum marked PROPRIETARY AND CONFIDENTIAL.

    In the end, if you can't reach an agreement on an acceptable level of disclosure, then let them know that's the best you can do, and let them decide if they want to hire you anyway or find someone else.

    The risk to you of course is that if they hire you, anything you don't list they could later try to steal from you. So either list it or leave it as open ended as possible.

  68. be vague, but skip the codenames by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Vagueness is good but codenames are not. It will never hold up in legal discovery because you will have no documentation on projects with those codenames. Be vague, but skip the codenames.

  69. Consider your target audience .... by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1
    "Find: NDA Replace: Non-disclosure agreement Find and Replace Complete. It seems that the only posts I make lately are the ones bitching about misuse of acronyms. They should be defined at least once at the beginning of the summary before using them. This is common sense, please abide by it."
    If you are going to be pedantic, at least be correct. It is appropriate to do so only when your target audience is unlikely to already know what the abbreviation expands to. If you don't know what NDA stands for, then you certainly are not a member of the OPs target audience (note also that it is not an acronym, but rather an abbreviation.) I am all for people offering constructive criticism, and don't consider such activities to be the act of grammar or form Nazis, but when you are wrong you just spread misinformation. Don't engage in such activities, as you are clearly unqualified to do so. This is common sense. Please abide by it. 8-)
    --
    Guns don't kill people; Physics kills people! - John Lithgow as Dick Solomon on Third Rock From The Sun
  70. Huh? by djlowe · · Score: 1

    "Unfortunately many companies are not willing to strike this clause from their contracts."

    Am I missing something? It's a straightforward business decision: If the client is unwilling to strike the clause from their contract, and you are unwilling to accept that, then don't sign the contract and don't do business with them.

    The only unfortunate thing about it is not getting the money that would have resulted from the contract - but why would you want to contract under unfavorable terms?

    1. Re:Huh? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      What happens id they become a matter of course, and to work you ahve no choice because everyone has one.

      This, and other abuses, are why there not binding in some states.

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    2. Re:Huh? by djlowe · · Score: 1

      "What happens id they become a matter of course, and to work you ahve no choice because everyone has one."
      Guess you'll have to deal with it, if/when it happens... not likely.

      "This, and other abuses, are why there not binding in some states."
      You contradict yourself: If they are not binding in some states, then, it it isn't likely that you'll have no choice.

      Also, your Rush quote, in your sig, is inaccurate. It should be:
      "No his mind is not for rent, to any god or government".

      Please correct this.

  71. Licensing vs. Work for Hire by Lord+Grey · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I've solved this in the past by making sure that none of my ideas are ever owned by anybody but me. I produce software and routinely borrow code and ideas from past projects. It's called "experience" and it's a big part of what I bring to the table. In exchange, I don't do work unless I get ownership of the resulting code. Then, I grant whatever license is appropriate for the use of the resulting code.

    My company does exactly the opposite, with one clause: Any code we produce under contract is owned by the customer, but we reserve the right to excerpt algorithms or functions for reuse in other code (under contract or not). There are a couple of big advantages to that:

    1. Code ownership matches customer expectations. Very, very few people understand the whole licensing issue, and if you try to explain it to them then they think you're trying to pull one over on them. The vast majority of people expect to own the software they've paid to be produced.
    2. Sales tax. Sales tax should be charged when transferring "property" via a sale. Creating software is creating a "property" under the eyes of the government, owned by the programmer's employer (or the programmer, if self-employed), and if the software is sold to another entity then you have to charge sales tax. Writing software under a Work For Hire type of contract makes you (if effect) a temporary employee of the customer. The customer is the default owner of the created property, sales tax doesn't apply, and that saves a huge amount of time and money for all concerned. (BTW, I'm not a tax guy at all. I'm speaking through the direct experience of going through a Texas sales tax audit that was easily the worst six weeks of my entire life. I learned a lot, but I never want to do that again.)
    --
    // Beyond Here Lie Dragons
    1. Re:Licensing vs. Work for Hire by arborlaw · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Writing software under a Work For Hire type of contract makes you (if effect) a temporary employee of the customer. The customer is the default owner of the created property, ...
      IAAL.

      Close, but not true.

      So-called "work-for-hire" contracts don't make your work into "work for hire" if the facts and circumstances of creating the work are not the facts and circumstances of certain enumerated activities under 17 USC s. 101, definition of "work for hire".

      I don't use these so-called "work for hire" agreement because they're dishonest--they imply that a hiring party can accomplish something by written contract with its non-statutory-employee workers (ie, contractors), that it cannot. Nevertheless these are extremely popular with hiring parties and lots of attorneys who apparently didn't bother to read the Copyright Act. ("Work for hire" is a term that only applies to copyright IP--other uses of it are extra-statutory and extra-judicial and just serve to keep those who don't RTFM under control by 'in terrorem' effect.)

      It's even more dangerous to imply that a WFH contract can make you into an "employee" of the employer. Whether or not you are an employee or an independent contractor is an extremely complex area of law, involving at least four agencies (IRS, federal DOL, state taxing authority, state-level DOL). Each jurisdiction (federal, and each by state) has its own "facts and circumstances" test that determines whether you, in fact, are an employee, although being hired, compensated and treated as if you were a contractor. (Think about it...if the IRS just let people decide this by contract...no one would be withholding taxes for employment and they would have a massive compliance and enforcement problem on their hands, going after 280 million little contractors.) The IRS uses a "20 factors test" to determine whether a worker is, within a given structure and context, working as an employee or contractor.

      In many cases, a worker can be found by the IRS to be a statutory employee, even if the hiring party has made the worker sign a "Work For Hire" agreement and even if the hiring party has 1099'd the worker. Also...in many cases state laws are even more restrictive: it is not unusual for the State of Michigan to find a worker to be an employee (ie, withholding required, IP automatically owned by hiring party) in cases where the IRS has no issues with the classification. (Michigan has one of the most pro-employment, restrictive tests in the nation.)

      In fact, one of the reason the "my outside inventions and IP are listed here" clauses in NDAs and other hiring context agreements are used by hiring parties, is to prove that the worker HAS a life outside of the contract position--ie, to defeat a claim by a restrictive state agency that the worker is actually an employee and therefore withholding and worker's compensation insurance and a lot of other entitlements payments are owed. (Misclassification never penalizes the worker, it always penalizes the hiring party--which pays taxes, penalties and interest in the neighborhood of 40% - 200% of the hourly rate paid to the worker).

  72. Keep a notebook by gr8_phk · · Score: 1

    Keep a notebook with your ideas with dates. Then should something ever become disputed because you didn't disclose it, then at least you have some documentation that you thought of it prior to working for them. This is of course in addition to other advice you may get here or from a real lawyer.

  73. A Poor Man's solution by Retire+*22 · · Score: 1

    Why don't you just agree to list your prior inventions on a sheet, put it into a sealed document, and have it held by a trusted third party (a lawyer, a bank, a safe deposit box, etc)?

    If there ends up being a dispute over whether an invention was something you already invented, you, knowing the contents of the list you created, can show the other party, or a court, just the relevant part of that sealed document. The rest of your secrets are not exposed and you have some pretty strong evidence if you need it.

    I'd certainly make sure to make some representation that your list is not exhaustive, though.

  74. It's a contract offer. Modify it and send it back by karlandtanya · · Score: 1

    I treat it just like any other bid--I make an offer; you accept or make a counter offer; repeat until we both accept the contract.
    This is not somehow unethical or sneaky; this is how business is done.

    Typically, all the hiring/contracting department cares about is "Did we get the NDA back?"
    Great. Check that one off and move on.
    In my experience, the modified NDA is accepted without comment. If it ever becomes an issue, we each have our copy of the signed agreement.

    The purpose of the NDA is not to protect the Client's legitimate rights.
    If I try to take what's already theirs, their lawyers have no problem defending them against one little ole contractor.
    The purpose of the NDA is to end the dispute without involving the retained legal department or firm by moving the burden of proof to the other party .

    If I was in a financial bind, AND this was the only available gig, AND the prospective Client took the time to review the returned NDA, AND the Client wouldn't take the time to negotiate the NDA...
    That's a 3 anda so far. Hasn't happened yet.

    --
    "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, it doesn't go away." - Philip K. Dick
  75. Patents worth it? by sickofthisshit · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Keep in mind the "do it yourself" route is a perfectly fine way to get a U.S. patent if your idea meets the requirements of the patent process. You'll be able to put it on your resume, on your product, your web-page, your blog, and a nice plaque for your wall. All very nice things. If your ideas and patents are commercially valuable ones, you might even be able to show them to vulture, er, venture capitalists as part of your pitch to get funding.

    What you are paying the patent lawyers for is, in principle, their ability to help you craft the claims so as to maximize the coverage of the patent to include as full a conception of your invention as possible, properly using the peculiar jargon specific to patents, while avoiding making it so broad as to be invalidated by prior art. You are also paying for their experience in recognizing how other competitors might try to invalidate, circumvent, bypass, or otherwise make your patent useless in practice, and for advice on what to keep as trade secret rather than disclose in the patent. Finally, you are paying them for their experience or international partners to get through the foreign patent process, which has different rules and processes for each jurisdicition.

    That said, even if you get a patent, all it does is give you the right to sue someone who is using your patented invention. It does not guarantee that someone will not just use it anyway, and it does not guarantee your suit will succeed in preventing more grief than it causes.

    Unless you are, or are planning to become, a corporation using a patent portfolio as part of its strategy, or doing it for marketing/vanity purposes, it's probably a waste of money and time to patent anything on your own.

  76. document, use a notary, don't disclose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ANAL but I have 5 patents. I am also in the same situation with many patentable ideas that existed before my employment NDA was signed, and my company has a similar line of products. It is a sticky minefield but here is what has worked for me:
    1. Thoroughly document your ideas even if they haven't been reduced to practice yet. Have hard copies notarized to establish the date of invention. Remember the US patent system works on a "first to invent" basis.
    2. Do not disclose your ideas to ANYONE in the company.
    3. If you believe your idea has significant market value (worth fighting for), write up a provisional patent application. This is cheap ($100 app fee I think) and it gives you one year to refine and submit your final application (~$700 in fees). Use the format from other patents as a template. You don't need a lawyer unless you want to fight with someone you think has infringed.

    HTH

    mAC

  77. be general by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try to find a definition that groups all of your waking inventions, incomplete or not, while trying to be as specific as possible. If the general definition given does not conflict with the company's model, they will not likely ask for more information.

    Example: "Realtime PTP/Multimedia/TV applications" is probably fine if you work for a hard drive maker.

  78. so what happened...? by bagofbeans · · Score: 1

    You can't leave it hanging!

  79. Don't sign contracts without a lawyer's help. by ChrisBush · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Are you a lawyer? No? I didn't think so. A lawyer wouldn't say "always".

    Sometimes contractual clauses are ambiguous or subject to more than one interpretation. In that case, the clause means what the parties think it means - even if the clause would never mean that to a third party. If the parties disagree, the clause is generally construed against the drafter. So, if you, as the drafter, wrote a clause that is subject to more than one interpretation, it does mean what the other party thinks it says.

    I am a lawyer. This post is not intended to be legal advice. If you have a legal problem, consult an attorney and explain the details of your situation.

    1. Re:Don't sign contracts without a lawyer's help. by monkeydo · · Score: 1

      And that doesn't even begin to touch the issues of parol evidence.

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      The only thing more annoying than a Libertarian is an (un|mis)informed Libertarian
  80. Pickle matrix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My hamburger hearmuffs will be in stores before he can figure out the pickle matrix.

    Professor Frink.

  81. Dealing with the Prior Inventions nonsense by Lost+Found · · Score: 0

    Fundamentally I don't think people should sign such things. Many often do because (1) everyone wants you to sign it (we're hungry for work!) or (2) they think that many scary parts of the larger agreement are basically unenforceable in their state.

    1 and 2 may both be true, but are you still willing to knowingly sign your soul over for whatever meager salary or fee you are drawing? I was recently presented with an offer for a Senior engineering position at a startup. The offer letter included a pretty sizeable chunk of options as well. I denied their offer because their inventions agreement was something I'd never sign, on any planet, any time. It required that I acknowledge that they own any kind of creative work _at all_ that I do while I work for them, and _anything_ remotely connected to their business for a year following. I would be required to keep an accurate list and immediately tell my manager about all inventions even after leaving the company. It would state that I immediately yield all patent and copyright to them, and that they could sign any document on my behalf necessary to see those rights through.

    What do they grant you in return? 1 page of small lines to document your entire inventive history. In an age where there are greedy f*ckers trying to own ANY small idea they can get their hands on, this kind of thing is TOTALLY unacceptable.

    There are some ways to fight this. The first and most IMPORTANT one is to NOT SIGN. Every time someone signs one of these agreements, the entire industry of workers loses that much ground. People can't force these on you if no one will sign them; the only way they can do it is because it's "standard".

    The second one is to find a trusted friend. Every time you have an idea of some sort, write it down and mail it to the friend. (That is, pen and paper / printed and snail mail). Your friend should lock the letters up in a fireproof safe. This should keep a timeline of your inventive history, which may be useful to prove that you didn't create something as a work for hire, if anyone should ever decide to try and pirate your creative works for the purpose of creating captive Intellectual (nonsense) Property.

    Another thing I would advise if you do contracting or consulting is to have your own agreement. It may cost you something to get one written, but you don't want the terms of the agreement to be totally specified by your customers. I'm not a lawyer and so if I did this I may get different advice from a lawyer, but I would want my agreement to be straightforward, clean, short and reasonable. Agreements are often drafted to be the biggest bullet-proof "f*ck you" document you can possibly make. No doubt you've come across these.

    Just remember - never sign something you are not willing to faithfully execute. Not only are you screwing yourself over, you're making life harder for the rest of us as well by legitimizing the practice.

  82. IAAL by ChrisBush · · Score: 3, Insightful
    How can they claim that there is any meeting of the minds or that all terms in the contract were fully understood by the 'employee' if it comes up in court later.

    Because you signed it. If you sign a contract, it is presumed you understood what you were doing and becomes your burden to proove otherwise. This is a difficult, expensive, and time-consuming level of proof to meet. You can't just say, "I didn't understand it" and expect a court to rule in your favor.

    Can the employers insist that you sign it without giving you time to properly review it (even without a lawyer)?

    They can. They shouldn't, but they do. And if you give in to that pressure you might have an argument in court, but you'd still have a hell of a time proving it. And the deck would begin stacked against you because you had signed.

    Because I would consider an employer insisting I sign a contract and denying me the opportunity to review it an abusive employer. But moreso, such conduct would seem to render the contract unenforceable. Can such employment contracts signed under such conditions be upheld by US courts?

    Yes. Don't work for sleazebags. You are correct that some kinds of high-pressure tactics can render a contract unenforceable, but the person breaking the contract has to prove their case. How do you think you'll be able to prove it if it's just your word against theirs, and they have a contract you signed?

    I am a lawyer. This is not legal advice. If you have a legal problem, discuss your situation with your own lawyer.

    1. Re:IAAL by ldholtsclaw · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This isn't quite on-topic, but ...

      About 10 years ago my wife was asked to sign an NDA/Non-compete contract by her employer after managing their call center for over a month. Since it had many items left blank, she drew lines through the blanks and made herself a copy. Several days later, their HR VP threatened to fire her for drawing lines through these blank areas. After informing him that she never signed anything with items left blank, he told her that this was how they "did" things and she needed to be "a team player."

      Nothing else was said about the issue until a couple of months later when she was given a pink-slip and replaced by a cousin of one the VPs. Along with the termination notice was "her copy" of the NDA/NC which had been altered with white-out and very draconian additions. She, of course, produced the copy she had made when it was signed and their CFO made threats of lawsuits and even went so far as to state she was facing criminal charges for making an unauthorized copy of the agreement. All it took was one phone call to the owner informing him of the situation (and that she was at her lawyer's office) for the CFO to back down and recant.

      Shortly after she left, the company was sold and they have since lost over 98% of their business, closed all but one of their offices, and we've not been bothered by them since. Someone we know who still works for the company recently told us all of the people responsible for her woes were terminated long ago. Fortunately the old agage "what comes around, goes around" still occasionally holds true. Still, it goes to show that some people know no limits and I shudder to think what might have been had she not made that copy.

  83. Initially, don't discuss it. by ratboy666 · · Score: 1

    Really.

    Take the NDA (form document). Strike out, and initial, the clauses that are offensive to you. Sign and return.

    If they don't "notice", it's good. And, a lot of the time, they won't.

    I struck the "prior IP" and "stock trading blackout" clauses from a contract. It went through.

    If it doesn't, the updated contract becomes a point of discussion.

    Ratboy.

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    Just another "Cubible(sic) Joe" 2 17 3061
  84. What's good for the goose is good for the gander.. by TemporalBeing · · Score: 0

    First of all - standard disclaimer - IANAL, etc.

    Secondly, given that they are asking you to disclose all of your prior inventions/etc, I would say that it would only be fair if they were to do the same for you. If you are required to disclose your works, which they could potentially after the designated period exploit and profit from, it is only fair that you be afforded the same opportunity. (This alone will likely make them drop the clause.)

    If they still insist on having the clause in there, then insist on the time period being indefinite or until the originating party does perform public disclosure - this in addition to the above.

    These two should (and remember IANAL, but it seems reasonablely so) protect your works from being stolen by them. It also gives you information that you could use as recompse if they do try to exploit your works.

    Granted, you may not have the legal backing that they do, and may thus not be able to fight it as easily or for as long, but its one step closer to giving you a better legal footing.

    Also, from what I understand, you are free to strike anything you desire (initialling them to denote that you did the striking) from such contracts before you sign. They would then have to either sign after you or initial such strikes with you (i.e. you both initial the strikes, thus denoting both parties accept the changes).

    And remember, IANAL so take this with a grain of salt. This seems reasonable and is likely what I myself would do if faced with such a situation.

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    Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away. - Elvis Presley (source: imdb.com)
  85. Meeting of the minds by cryptoguy · · Score: 0

    > A contract holds you to what it says, not to what the other
    > party think it says. Always.

    The contract holds the two parties to what they mutually agreed that it meant at the time it was signed. If it can be demonstrated that there never was a "meeting of the minds" then the contract cannot be enforced.

  86. Patent triple-damages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Point out to them that if they use any ideas on that page that have been or later will be patented, there's written proof that they knew of the idea before/when they used it - which means the patent owner can get triple damages from them. This turns out to be a major unintended consequence of NDA "list all prior inventions" requirements, has burned companies in big ways already, and is why smart tech companies are actually removing such requirements from their NDAs now. Ignorance is less of a liability to the company than having some piece of paper buried in their files that counts as prior knowledge.

    (Of course, you will keep a photocopy of everything you submit to them, so you'll be able to show the court your copy, just in case the company facing triple damages conveniently loses theirs...)

  87. List everything... by JumperCable · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes. List every recipe you have ever created. Have any funky dance moves? Put them in there too. Strummed some funky tunes on your guitar? Throw them in. Crap flood the document so they can't find anything of value.

  88. Simply Stupid by tbannist · · Score: 0

    This prior art clause sounds like a deliberate sabotage clause in the contract. Strike it out immediately and let the employer know you are not amused and consider it to be bad faith negotiation. It's an attempt to get you to make a static list of dynamic ideas, so that they can sue you later, if they choose to. The basic idea is that in the off chance that you make a lot of money after working for them. So it's simply stupid for anyone to sign any contract with that type of clause in it. It's only purpose is to screw you over in the future, because the company doesn't trust you but they want you to trust them.

    Always remember, corporations are bound to one master and one master only: profit. Do not ever sign a contract that requires you to list all of your ideas because on the one hand you are effectively giving the company your inspiration and on the other humans aren't perfect you will forget something and if that's the idea that takes off and you make enough money to make it worth their while, the company will sue you for every single dime you made. And you'll have already given them the evidence that allows them to sue you.

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  89. I always Just put by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "None Declared"

  90. OT: Re:Prior Art by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

    (Don't mind me, just spouting ideas here so I don't forget them... though I encourage comments/thoughts/idea/etc.) Could such a site also be used to document prior art for existing patents (like one-click payments...), giving a good source of information to patent lawyers and the like?

  91. Use Codenames by cyberfunkr · · Score: 1

    For all projects just write down things like "Project Bluebird", "Project Goofy Dog", and "Project New Orleans". When they ask, claim that due to NDA's you have signed with other clients you are not allowed to discuss the nature of these projects. How can they complain?

    "That's not fair! We want you to tell us all your secrets but you're not allowed to tell anyone else about our stuff because it's super extra secret."

  92. some reasons for overbroad contract clauses by waterbear · · Score: 1

    It's not uncommon for overbroad oppressive contract clauses to arise because the other side's lawyer is afraid of something and doesn't know exactly what it is.

    Then the lawyer drafts staggeringly broad clauses to try and hit the spot, covering whatever it might be that he's trying to feel for in the dark. It ends up covering a lot of what might not be, as well. Maybe even then it still doesn't hit the spot for the client.

    The kind of clause that's currently bugging the parent poster can possibly be inspired by a scenario like this -- the key is not so much prior art, more like prior rights:--

    Consultant works for client #1.
    Client #1 requires assignment of IP rights for the work product.
    Consultant plays ball, and gives assignment to client #1.
    Client #1 may get a patent for it. The patent claims could be broader than the specifics of what consultant has done for client #1.

    Same consultant then starts talking to client #2.
    Client #2 probably knows or expects that consultant works in related fields for other clients before, and expects other clients have taken assignments of work product.

    Client #2 then worries: Am I free to make use of what consultant will do for me now? Did client #1 already take an assignment and get a patent covering it, or could client #1 be just about to get one? So where would that leave me client #2?

    The problem for client #2 is partly that the patent could be broader than the specifics of what consultant did for client #1. That can leave it in doubt whether consultant's work product for client #2 will be covered by the rights arising from the assignment already given to client #1, potentially leaving client #2 in deep doodoo.

    So, client #2's lawyer tries his best to think of something:--
    Does he ask consultant to promise that there isn't a right arising from consultant's earlier work that will catch client #2? (That's not much good, because even if consultant does give that sort of promise, it still won't make the feared patent go away if there is one.) So does he ask consultant to tell him _everything_ that consultant did before? Maybe that's a bit better from client #2's pov, because client #2 now gets a chance to evaluate the situation of anything done for previous clients if it looks dangerously close, but it's still not a perfect solution, it still won't make the third-party patent go away if there is one.

    In fact I don't think there is a perfect solution for client #2, he may be able to reduce his risk by getting and evaluating various disclosures from consultant, but that's all.

    Meanwhile the consultant is feeling threatened by all of this stuff. So what does he do? Maybe it could help to ask the client 'what are you afraid of here' and try and work something out. On the other hand, if the client has been panicked by the lawyer and says 'I must have this clause', without really being aware of what it's trying to achieve, they could easily just get into a stalemate.

    Not giving any assignments or exclusive licenses, to anybody at all, could be a good solution to this problem from the consultant's pov -- if only he can persuade the clients to play ball with that.

    Otherwise, I don't know of any good solutions, except for the consultant and clients to know each other and their work really well, and get confidence in each other that way.

    Best of luck!

    -wb-

  93. Negotiate a different arrangement by cthulhuology · · Score: 1

    My advice, if they want you, setup an LLC, and have them sign a contract with your LLC. The LLC should be hired to provide consulting and integration services, and you license your code to them under BSD style terms. It's what I do. I retain the rights to the stuff I write, and they get the freedom to do what they want with it. I can reuse it later, and license it to others. Also have each of your employers sign a "cross licensing agreement" where by you agree not to disclose any IP from their company, but any techniques or technologies you develop in conjunction with them are licensed such that you can use them again. In this way, you provide a greater value-add to each "employer" as you can now legally use what you learned elsewhere.

    The key is to make sure that your potential employer realizes how much they lose by forcing you to sign a draconian ip disclosure statement.

  94. Show them the NDA by thorkyl · · Score: 1

    I have a NDA signed with myself/my company that states I will not for the next 25 years disclose or cause to be disclosed any ideas that are not brought to market for any reason except for the development of those ideas.

    If a firm wants a list of my ideas I give them a copy of my NDA and say "Sorry, I can't disclose that information"

    Never had a company freak out over it nor have I lost a client over it.

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    -- I am the NRA, enough said...
  95. So Much Bad Law by EconomyGuy · · Score: 1

    Reading at "score 5" I'm really shocked at how much bad law is being thrown around here. From misunderstands of what "public domain" means, to what prior sale under patent law, to the basic reason for such a clause to exist. I am almost a lawyer (waiting for bar passage results) but as what I'm about to say does not pertain to specific facts, this is not legal advice. (side note, those of you who give advice on specific facts and then follow up with IANAL are breaking the law against practicing without a license).

    The prior invention clause is there to reduce discovery costs when you come out with wizbang B which seems a lot like wizbang A you were working on for the company. See, if you can make a defense of prior invention or independent source, you haven't violated the NDA. What they want is a list of everything you've done up until now so when you come out with wizbang B and it's not on the list, they have evidence that you violated the NDA. It's an easy and hassle free way of avoiding lengthy and expensive discovery.

    Now, as for your best response... seems there are two good ways to handle this generally depending on what you are worried about:

    1) provide the list but state clearly states this is a non-exclusive list and you retain all rights and defenses under prior invention and independent source. This essentially cuts at their ability to claim you stole from them. Best route if your concern is being sued for later competition.

    2) require mutual NDAs that require they not disclose anything you disclose in your list. Best route if your concern is they are going to rip off your idea. The original submitter indicates that the NDA only holds for one year... that's not true! Things like non-compete clauses will hold for around a year, but NDAs are forever unless otherwise stated. It's the whole backbone of the industry.

    For both options you should retain a lawyer who could draft up a reusable documents for future instances of this problem

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  96. you got it backwards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Listing prior works in an NDA or in a contract of employment protects THE EMPLOYEE just as much as the employer. The purpose is to define what works existed prior to employment, such that the employer cannot claim ownership of those works.

    Consider that many contracts contain clauses that state that any inventions during their employ, on or off site belong to them. So having listed those prior works, you essentially exclude them pre-emptively from any claims the employer may have against them.

    IANAL

  97. You broke your NDA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    10 minutes of time out for you!

    Mom

  98. Not true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    If both parties agree that it has a specific meaning the court will interpret it that way --
    even if the text says something different. The thing is both sides have to agree on that
    meaning. If you don't have the interpretation in writing then good luck showing that.

  99. Lawyers perpetuating spaghetti law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yet another example of lawyers perpetuating spaghetti law.
    I say NOOOO WAY!!!! and still make a living.
    You do not need to detail every invention, just cut-and-paste their own catch-all ownership phrases "ownership of... all ideas... first born son..." and flip it around back at them in the clause. After all, they are refusing to provide a detailed listing of their own patents, copyrights, ideas, etc. Some will accept changes... some will reject the changes... some will reject but then forget about the NDA altogether leaving you free and clear to do anything you want.

    From those that reject my cut-and-paste (from their own wording) catch-all NDA exclusions, I commonly get "When we outsource to China or India they sign it...". At which point I respond, "WOW! I was not aware that you had political influcance with India's government and China's communist party... after all that is the only way to enforce international contracts there. Wouldn't you rather have a reasonable contract that is enforceable in local jurasdictions?". Then most change their mind and hire me anyway.

    Personally, what I find most offensive is the latest spaghetti law in contracts of signing over "Power Of Atterney". If you do not know what that means, in summary it means a company can sign your name to ANY legal document they chose. And you cannot depend on a paragraph header description to limit the context of the paragraph, because headers are usually thrown out and excluded from the contracts definition in court. Oh and some states have it where once you sign over "Power of Atterney", it is nearly impossible to get it cancelled.

    Hope this is helpful.
    Ciao

  100. Re:Prior ? by cluckshot · · Score: 1

    I recently took a short term contract position with the US Army Corps of Engineers in Huntsville, Alabama. I was working for a sub of SAIC. As I processed in the President of the USA decided to cut the positions of anyone coming in so BYE! Not fun! A week later the contractor observed that they had missed me signing a bunch of papers. So I came in to expost facto fill out the pre-employment agreements. I hit the NDA and such and started reading and wrote across the top NOT NO! HELL NO!. I explained to the people that I was working on some very important inventing when I took the job. Their agreement gave them rights to every invention on or off the job even if not related to the job that I worked on during the time I worked the job. I told the contractor that for less than 2 weeks work SAIC didn't buy rights to my project and frankly their company was not worth enough to buy out the patent so unless they rewrote the NDA and such they could forget it. This really sucked for them to ask such because I wasn't even working for SAIC except indirectly.

    Read those contracts people! (SAIC's contracts STINK) Honestly I think that any employer who thinks he buys invention rights from people who earn less than 7 figures is probably taking advantage of people. Any employee who invents for such people is a smuck.

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  101. Any good lawyer can subvert a patent by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    Even Microsoft, with a warchest of billions of dollars, can and has lost patent lawsuits. They lost one early this year when a programmer in Latin America, I don't recall his name or what country he's from, sued MS over an idea he had that he shared with MS and asked if they wanted it. They said no but then used it anyway. Maybe someone else here knows what I'm talking about. Admittedly it doesn't happen often but it does happen.

    Falcon
  102. NDA's aren't always about protecting ideas by Cassini2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If I remember correctly, as part of the BlackBerry lawsuit, a consultant was hired by NTP to go over his prior work with pagers. NTP had him sign an NDA. The consultant couldn't figure out why the hell NTP would hire him, as his work tended to show that RIM's positions were valid.

    In any case, money was money. Essentially, he signed the NDA, NTP paid him, and then they said "now you can't tell RIM what you know ..."

    Essentially, they simply hired him so he would sign the NDA, then RIM could not find out about what he had done. As such, RIM could not use his technologies at trial against NTP.

  103. rainy day fund by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    Only if you've managed your finances on the premise that you would never go a week (or *gasp* months) without a paycheck. It's called a rainy day fund. Your company has one. I have one. You should too. No one is responsible for your life except you.

    Actually your rainy day fund is supposed to be six months or more. Somwthing like 3 months ready cash and a 3 month cd. Or if you've got enough 1 month cash and 2 3 month cds staggered, ie the second cd three months later than the first.

    Falcon
  104. Unions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is what unions are for. When you can't beat them alone, you join forces with your fellow workers and do it together. Of course americans abhor unions as communist inventions, etc. but really, it is the only legitimate way to reconcile differences that would otherwise bankrupt individual people.
    And of course you need to elect people who aren't likely to be bribed or misuse their power in the union.

  105. Listing ALL Work? by Sabre_06 · · Score: 1

    I think we in IT are still rare enough not to have to roll over when companies pull this kind of thing. If a company doesn't want to strike the clause, don't work for them; if enough of us do this, the clause won't be so popular. All they'll get are second-rate consultants.

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  106. NDAs and Contracts by Xylene2301 · · Score: 1

    ...all I can say is that if you're a nerd (techie) and you cannot make yourself indispensible to your employer, then they have the upper hand and look out!

    I had a very amusing contractual experience in which my employer's project was floundering and he could no longer afford to pay me. I had mercy on him but indicated that he would have to make me a partner and pay me in stock (probably worthless but a gesture at any rate) in order for me to continue with the programming.
    So I received a contract to become a partner; it specified my stock (x number of 'founder's shares' whatever that might be) and went on to attempt to lock my services in for a number of years at a really low wage and further appended an NDA that would pretty much keep me from working on anything else for 2 years.
    I had a really good time talking with the company lawyer, who considered herself very slick and never imagined I would either read or understand this fine print. I can remember telling her that discussing my wages with a company that couldn't pay anything at all was moot. I'm sure our conversation was the first time she was ever at a loss for words. It made me wish I'd gone into law instead of CS (and that's not the last time for that thought).

  107. The advice I give by TekPolitik · · Score: 1

    IAAL but TINLA, get legal advice from a paid lawyer, etc,

    My advice on these causes is "no way, no how". These clauses seek to preempt the real facts in any dispute, and if you are the sort of person who comes up with commercially exploitable ideas it is extremely likely that any list you provide will be incomplete - especially if you are in software development. Unless you are certain you will never exploit any of your prior ideas, you need to be treating clauses like this as a deal-breaker.

    If that clause is in there, the rest of the contract is likely to be bad for you as well. Most likely it will try to lay claim on every idea you have during the term of the contract (although this may be hidden in terms that make it seem less severe), include confidential information provisions that are way too broad or define "confidential information" way too broadly, and include non-compete clauses that are also way too broad. If you see one of these "list your prior inventions" clauses, treat it as a gigantic red flag being waved violently in your face - retain a lawyer to review the thing and properly advise you.

    More simply, these things were written by lawyers advising the customer/employer, and not only will they not be looking after your interests, they are professionally forbidden from doing so when acting for the customer or employer. If you don't get your own legal advice, expect to be screwed.

  108. Not your mommy by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1
    Your employer is not your financial planner, guardian angel, or your mommy. If losing a particular job would leave you destitute, then you have failed to protect yourself.

    It is not your employer's fault that you have no financial plan that accounts for a job loss. Jobs are lost. Deal with it. Plan for it. Stop whining about it.

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    They don't grade fathers, but if your daughter's a stripper, you fucked up. --Chris Rock
    1. Re:Not your mommy by The+Spoonman · · Score: 1

      So, same question as the last twit: if I'm injured in an accident with a drunk driver and can't work, should I have to shoulder the responsibility myself? If not, then how does this differ? You can try to make me out to be some kind of whiner, but unless you can give me a good answer to those questions, then you're just a heartless prick who deserves to be set on fire.

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    2. Re:Not your mommy by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1
      No man is an island. If you are injured by a drunk driver, you have the following at your disposal:
      1. You certainly have a claim against the drunk driver's assets including his auto insurance policy
      2. Your own uninsured/underinsured motorist coverage, if the drunk driver is under or uninsured
      3. Your long-term disability insurance policy. You do have disability, don't you? If not, again, you need to speak with a decent financial planner, pronto.
      4. Social Security Disability. It's there. It won't be your current standard of living, but it's there if you're totally disabled.
      Again, if you are terminated from your job, you would use your rainy-day fund. That's what it's there for.
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      They don't grade fathers, but if your daughter's a stripper, you fucked up. --Chris Rock
    3. Re:Not your mommy by The+Spoonman · · Score: 1

      If you are injured by a drunk driver, you have the following at your disposal

      Exactly. I have legal recourse at my disposal. I do not when wrongly terminated. Why? If you've got a rainy day fund, why can't we just tell people to stop whining when they get injured in a car accident and use their rainy day fund? How does it differ? It's not my fault they can't drive well enough. Why should I have to pay higher insurance premiums? Hell, we shouldn't have insurance at all. It's just a drain. If I didn't have to pay for all this insurance to protect me from other people, I'd have a much larger rainy day fund to take care of myself with.

      Just as you can be the best driver in the world and still get in to an accident, you can be the best employee in the world and still get fired because your boss doesn't like the color of the buttons on your shirt. It hasn't happened to you yet, and I hope it never does. But, it happens every day, and it's increasing. It's increasing because employers are learning how advantageous it is to have the law on their side (the law is on their side, even if the rights are the same) and fools like you will defend their ability to do it for some demented reason. You wanna walk your merry way down to voluntary slavery, you go right ahead.

      It's not even about termination. How 'bout invasion of privacy? Did you have to take a drug test for your current job? Demeaning handing someone a cup of your urine, wasn't it? Even better is it's been PROVEN time and time again that pre-employment drug testing does nothing to limit employee drug use. Hell, you can buy powdered urine on the Internet for $30 and pass your test if you want. (And, I can see how you'd get the idea from those sentences, that was not the thing I was doing at home they didn't like.) How 'bout this article about signing away your prior inventions (if you haven't patented them, you're signing them away)? I guess you think this is a good idea, too, right? It's good business. The companies that ban smoking, even at home (there's a few out there. It's controversal, but not illegal.) What about when they decide you need an RFID tag implanted for their security? Hey, people lose SecureID tags all the time, it's just good business, those things ar $70-80 each!

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    4. Re:Not your mommy by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1
      As I've already explained to you, your drunk driving analogy sucks. Drop it. It has no relevance. Read up on tort law if you still don't understand why. Employment termination is not a tort. If you feel your insurance premiums are too much, switch to GEICO or take the bus.
      fools like you will defend their ability to do it for some demented reason. You wanna walk your merry way down to voluntary slavery, you go right ahead.
      What, exactly, is "voluntary slavery?" This is not a concept that I am familiar with, and my dictionary claims that "voluntary" is the very antithesis of "slavery". Perhaps I need a new dictionary.
      Did you have to take a drug test for your current job?
      No.
      Hell, you can buy powdered urine on the Internet for $30 and pass your test if you want.
      Someone would purchase my urine for $30? Clearly, I need a career change. Water is very cheap these days.
      How 'bout this article about signing away your prior inventions
      Don't sign it. Negotiate.
      The companies that ban smoking, even at home (there's a few out there. It's controversal, but not illegal.)
      I ban smoking in my rental properties. Smokers are not a protected class. Not sure what this has to do with getting fired, but whatever.
      What about when they decide you need an RFID tag implanted for their security?
      There are other companies to work for.
      Hey, people lose SecureID tags all the time, it's just good business, those things ar $70-80 each!
      I dunno. I charge my residents for replacement keys. Why not make the clumsy employee purchase a new tag? Probably will be the last time he loses it.

      Not that any of that has anything to do with employment termination.

      Since you talk about overhearing managers talk about firing someone for having a kid, how about my buddy who, upon seeing his project was going to require the salaried employees (himself included) to work 80 hour weeks, negotiated to become hourly instead of salaried. He even threatened to quit, and wound up doing so when management thought they were calling his bluff. They wound up hiring him back on an hourly basis, and he made an obscene amount of money. He had no wife and kids. Why not? Me, I could never do that. I wouldn't want to go home one day and wonder why my daughter is suddenly 10 years older.

      Anyhow, as I was saying, the sword cuts both ways, and the employee gets to wield it as does the employer.

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      They don't grade fathers, but if your daughter's a stripper, you fucked up. --Chris Rock
    5. Re:Not your mommy by The+Spoonman · · Score: 1

      As I've already explained to you, your drunk driving analogy sucks. Drop it. It has no relevance. Read up on tort law if you still don't understand why. Employment termination is not a tort.

      And, as I explained, it does have relevance, specifically because it's different from employment termination. The results are the same, the punishments are not.

      What, exactly, is "voluntary slavery?" This is not a concept that I am familiar with, and my dictionary claims that "voluntary" is the very antithesis of "slavery". Perhaps I need a new dictionary.

      Or, an encyclopedia. Try looking up the Romans, they had voluntary slaves. They sold themselves to the upper class because they had no other choice. It was either that, or die of starvation. Funny how everything comes around full circle, isn't it?

      No.

      Did you EVER have to take a drug test for a job? If not, then I can understand why you have no concept of what I'm talking about.

      Someone would purchase my urine for $30? Clearly, I need a career change. Water is very cheap these days.

      If you want a job, you have to have clean urine. Problem is, drug tests can't tell an employer when you did them. If you did them at home, then it's none of their business. Period. If you're doing them at the office, then your previous employer will tell them. It's really that simple.

      Don't sign it. Negotiate.

      Oh, well, sure. Huh, the answer was so simple, I completely overlooked it. Oh, wait, that's not an option, because the guy in line behind you will happily sign. Better yet, go elsewhere, it's not long before it'll be mandatory pretty much everywhere. Better one: have you had the joy of having to sign a release allowing the company to do a credit check on you before hiring? Yeah, that's another new low. See, I get it now...you haven't had to deal with these things, have you? Congratulations, you've managed to find the one company on the planet that isn't doing it....yet. Give it time. Pre-employment drug screenings used to be relatively rare, now they're the norm. Credit checks are becoming the norm, too. You apparently need to get out there and see what's going on.

      I ban smoking in my rental properties. Smokers are not a protected class. Not sure what this has to do with getting fired, but whatever.

      When you get fired from your job for smoking at home, it has a lot to do with it. It's not about being a protected class, it's about companies firing you for SMOKING IN YOUR OWN HOME! Not at work, not at company functions, not at the bar down the street after work...at home. You're more than welcome to ban smokers in your rental properties, I'd do the same. You can't ban me from smoking in my own house, though, can you? My employer can.

      There are other companies to work for.

      No, there's not. I don't know what country you live in, but employment ain't a happenin' thing here in the states right now.

      I dunno. I charge my residents for replacement keys. Why not make the clumsy employee purchase a new tag? Probably will be the last time he loses it.

      And, if they implant the RFID tag, they don't have to worry about it from day one, do they?

      Since you talk about overhearing managers talk about firing someone for having a kid

      I didn't "overhear" it, I was talking with the manager directly.

      Why not? Me, I could never do that. I wouldn't want to go home one day and wonder why my daughter is suddenly 10 years older.

      Fantastic, he rolled the dice and won. That happens. You can also roll the dice and lose. That happens, too. It's called business, and no one's debating that it's part of life. Fact is, it's rolling the dice that used to make going to work fun. Problem is, companies don't play dice anymore, they play russian rulette with a six-shooter. They also like to fill all the barrels. Wanna watch your daughter grow up?

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    6. Re:Not your mommy by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1
      They sold themselves to the upper class because they had no other choice. It was either that, or die of starvation.
      "Be my slave or die" is not the same thing as "voluntary".
      Did you EVER have to take a drug test for a job?
      Yes. It's been many years since, but yes.
      drug tests can't tell an employer when you did them. If you did them at home, then it's none of their business. Period.
      That's a lot of punctuation. Anyhow, it's not that simple. If you take a few hits of coke at home and then drive your car on company business (going to call on a client, for instance), your employer could be found to be liable.
      Pre-employment drug screenings used to be relatively rare, now they're the norm.
      I'll ask around. The last time I heard of someone taking a drug screen for a job was when I was a teenager.
      it's about companies firing you for SMOKING IN YOUR OWN HOME!
      Have you seen the price of medical insurance these days? When you get lung cancer, guess who gets to pay for your treatment. Many employers have self-funded insurance.
      I don't know what country you live in
      The US.

      Look, maybe you should try working for a small business. They tend to make more rational decisions because they can't afford to absorb inefficiencies like firing people for wearing green socks.

      And, by the way, my sword analogy was perfect. Just don't show up to the office wielding a katana. Despite being so good, it's still only an analogy.

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      They don't grade fathers, but if your daughter's a stripper, you fucked up. --Chris Rock
  109. The modern slavery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a European, we read in our history books that slavery was abolsihed in the states in the 19th century. Apparently you have reinstated it... (I am not only talking about the IPR stuff, but generally.. 12 days of vacation?? fired without notice? without a stated cause??)

  110. Some gems from an unsigned agreement by Mryll · · Score: 1

    Here are a few sections from an onerously written agreement given to employees in a shop with no existing NDA:

    All inventions or other creations, whether or not patentable or copyrightable, and all ideas, reports, and creative works, including, without limitation, computer programs, manuals and related materials, made or conceived in whole or in part by the Employee while employed by the company, which relate in any manner whatsoever to the business, existing or proposed, of the Company or any other business or research or development effort in which the Company or any of its subsidiaries or affiliates engages during the Employee's employment with the company will be disclosed promptly by the Employee to the Company and shall be the sole and exclusive property of the Company. All such works that may be protected by copyright shall be considered "Work Made For Hire." Recognizing that any such work may be determined not to be a Work Made For Hire and to protect the Company's sole ownership of all such works, the Employee by this Agreement assigns all of the Employee's ownership, right, title, interest, copyrights in such works completely and exclusively to the Company. The Employee shall execute and deliver any instrument or document and shall do all other things the Company reasonably requests (both during and after the Employee's employment with the Company) to confirm the Company's complete ownership and to enforce the Company's ownership rights in any such Work Made for Hire, ideas, concepts, products, processes and/or other creative works.

    (i.e. Anything we can tangentially relate IN ANY WAY WHATSOEVER with our business interests is ours.)

    Best Interest. The Employee's services performed for the Company and its supervisors, employees, clients/customers, and others, and the Employee's representation of the Company regarding clients/customers and the public will in all events be consistent with the policies, procedures, and standards (oral or written.). The employee agrees that in all aspects of his/her employment, he/she shall comply with the policies, procedures, and standards (oral or written) of the Company as established from time to time. The Employee shall devote substantially his/her entire time and energy and shall use his/her best efforts to fulfill faithfully, responsibly and to the best of his/her ability the Employee's duties and to promote the business and interest of the Company. The Employee shall comply with all federal, state and municipal laws, statutes, ordinances, rules, and regulations relating to his/her employment.

    (Slavery clause? Thought you were going to eat dinner and read a book tonight? Ha!)

    No Employment Agreement. The employee agrees that the company is not by reason of this Agreement obligated to continue the Employee in the employment of the Company for any specific period of time or term.

    Assignment of Rights and Obligations. This agreement shall be binding upon and to inure to the benefit of the Company, its successors and assigns. The Agreement shall be binding upon Employee and his/her heirs, personal and legal representatives and guardians and shall inure to the benefit of the Employee. The COmpany may assign its rights or obligations under this Agreement, in whole or in part, at anytime after the effective date without advance notice to the Employee; the Employee may not assign the Employee's rights or obligations under this agreement.

    (Isn't that what everybody wants - to bring into the world a child with DRM encumbrances)

    Indemnification. The employee will indemnify the Company and its directors, officers, agents, employees, heirs, successors and assigns against any lawsuit, claim, liability, fines or expense (including reasonable attorneys' fees, court costs and any judgment) which results from the negligent acts or failures to act by the Employee.

    (Barely know what to say about that one. So utterly ass-backward.)

    Some of these companies are really bold. I can't imagine why anybody would accept such an agreement...

  111. I wouldnt sign it by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Nor would i sign one that gives them rights to things i do after hours or after employment ends.

    While on the job, its their stuff, they paid for it. However, while on my time, its my stuff.

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  112. Agreement To Get Screwed With Your Pants On by thasmudyan · · Score: 1

    Do not sign such an agreement. Maybe the manager you're currently working with has only the best intentions, but be assured, many people at that large corporation really haven't. And there's always the possibility of your relationship going sour in the end. If something like that happens, you'll get screwed in one of both ways:

    Idea harvesting
    If you're doing anything remotely interesting, they'll harvest your idea and patent it. Chances are, some of your ideas are related to whatever you're doing for the company. So they can not only take your idea away from you, make you hand over anything you've done so far and send you a cease-and-desist letter preventing you from working on a related idea - they can also make a handy amount of money off your work.

    Use the stuff you forgot to mention
    It's nearly impossible to mention anything you ever thought of in this list and do it in a legally binding way. So it's going to be really easy for this company to prove something _you did_ belongs to them, especially if its not mentioned on your list and touches work you did for them in any (however small) way. The implication here is that if something isn't on the list, it's going to be theirs by default.

    Also keep in mind, that most NDAs come with an expiration date - after that date passes you'll lose any confidentiality you might have believed you had. The company's ideas, however, remain protected through copyright, trademark and patents. So in essence, the NDA expires unilaterally thereby screwing you further.

    Yeah, I know, these are worst cases. Maybe only one in ten programmers will get screwed. But do you really want to gamble around with your intellectual property like that? If you can afford it at all, don't do business with these companies. Do business with their competitors whose NDAs are limited to whatever you're doing while you're working for them. Anything beyond "keep our stuff to secret" is legally superfluous since the company's products and ideas are ALREADY protected by other means.

    Don't walk into those legal traps, you're just inviting people to screw you over. Keep contracts and agreements as simple as possible, and you're going to be fine.

  113. In reality... by Svartalf · · Score: 1

    The "dickhead lawyer" happens to be Corporate Counsel- and he did it on the instructions
    of the CXO crowd in almost all cases. Most lawyers know for a fact that this is NOT the
    way to win friends and influence people- and they also know that these things are pretty
    much bogus the way they are written and the management insisting on you signing the damn
    things without any further discussion indicates the PRECISE thing I told you. It's a
    corporate culture that you typically do not want to be a part of.

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    1. Re:In reality... by TekPolitik · · Score: 1

      The "dickhead lawyer" happens to be Corporate Counsel- and he did it on the instructions of the CXO crowd in almost all cases.

      I don't know where you're getting that from, but it's simply not true. If you look at these agreements as a lawyer it quickly becomes apparent that there's no way a non-lawyer could have requested much of the specific stuff in there since it requires a certain knowledge of the law to know what to ask for to get that result. These things are not becoming popular because CXOs are passing them around - when a customer asks for an employee NDA in an IP-heavy discipline lawyers are passing them around and are presenting them to their customers largely as a boilerplate. In some cases the agreement will have been prepared by the bar association and licensed to its members for this purpose - this is the quickest way for something new to become standard practice. Even if you have an internal "corporate counsel" a lot of things still get prepared externally, and this kind of thing is one of them (although usually if there is a lawyer at the CXO level it will get reviewed internally and this sort of overreaching canned).

      There is a reason that law firms do this sort of thing - in Common Law jurisdictions they are trained in an adversarial tradition - everything is a competition in which you try to screw the most you possibly can out of your opponent and out of the system. This has been a huge problem in recent years with the move to alternative dispute resolution, particularly mediation - old school lawyers usually suck at it because they only look at the competition without taking account of down-the-line consequences.

      I am of the CXO crowd but also a lawyer. We have just gotten one of these things prepared by our external lawyers and pointed out the impossibility of compliance with this particular clause, as well as pinging a whole lot of others for overreaching.