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Official WoW Expansion Talent Information

smartidiotaz writes "Blizzard has finally released more information about the talent trees after leaks broke out over the internet. " As typical, every class thinks every other class got a better deal, but the Pallies get to mean it ;)

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  1. What a summary... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Slashdot finally releases guidelines for a proper summary length after an extra short summary left readers stratching their mousepads.

  2. Leaks by rackhamh · · Score: 4, Funny

    leaks broke out over the internet

    Well, that explains it. I *thought* the Internet was running a bit slow today...

    1. Re:Leaks by gsn · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well you know the internet is not a dump truck. Its a series of tubes. And if you put an enormous amount of material... an enormous of material those tubes will be blocked up and if my staff send me an internet yesterday it'll get stuck in the tubes. But its much worse if the tubes are leaky. Your internet may never get to you if you have leaky tubes. If your tubes leak get them tied up.

      (ducks)

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  3. Re:Why Are People Still Playing WoW? by Le+Marteau · · Score: 2, Funny

    More importantly, where are all the eucher players? It used to be all the rage. I know a lot of card players, but not one of them are still playing eucher.

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  4. Re:Um... Hunters? Druids? by Cybert4 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wouldn't worry too much. I doubt they'll just leave them with nothing. Patience!

  5. Re:Talent? by skoaldipper · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have a real talent for sitting on my ass while snacking on a can of Pringles in front of a computer, fantasizing I'm King Theoden making sweet snoo snoo to Liv Tyler on my cold castle marble floor. I've never played WoW before, but what talent tree class do I belong to?

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  6. Re:Why Are People Still Playing WoW? by Chris+Pimlott · · Score: 2, Funny

    I admit, things are a bit slow now, but when the "Cards of Fury" expansion comes out next month, with two new suits, I guarantee there's going to be tons of people coming back.

  7. Re:Why Are People Still Playing WoW? by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 2, Funny

    The smug sense of superiority it affords us over people who play Everquest, Guild Wars, and EVE.

  8. Re:Question by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Probably a member of the Paladin class. Or maybe Taco's drunk beer buddies running around naked.

  9. Marvel's gonna be *pissed* by shigelojoe · · Score: 5, Funny

    From the Paladin talent calculator:

    "Avenger's Shield
    Hurls a Holy Shield at the enemy, dealing 270 to 330 Holy damage, dazing them then jumping to nearby enemies. Affects three targets."

    Why not just change the class name to Captain America while you're at it?

  10. Re:Why Are People Still Playing WoW? by mordors9 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Funny. I don't remember any of the things you mention in Wizard of Wor. I will have to get out my Atari 800XL and play it again.

  11. Re:Why Are People Still Playing WoW? by Andy+Somnifac · · Score: 2, Funny

    Those of us still playing UO don't even get a mention? Geez...

  12. Re:Horde Paladin? by ameoba · · Score: 2, Funny

    You're just saying that because you're Human.

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  13. Re:DPS warrs get nerfed... again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Jesus Christ, was there a single word of English in that post?

  14. Re:Question by Korin43 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Remember, not ALL of Slashdot plays WoW (just 90%..)

  15. Re:Horde Paladin? by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 2, Funny

    Until he gets modded as a troll

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