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HP Witch Hunt Also Targeted Reporter's Father

theodp writes "Patriciagate gets even stranger. In a twist that indicates the extent of HP's investigation, the CA Attorney General's office said HP's investigators also targeted the personal phone records of CNET reporter Stephen Shankland's father, Thomas, a semi-retired physicist in New Mexico. The scandal prompts CNNMoney to ask Chairwoman Patricia Dunn: Are you lying or incompetent? An emergency HP Board meeting is scheduled for Sunday."

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  1. Lying or incompetent? by NJVil · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why does this always seem to be asked as an either-or question? Judging from experience, all too often, the two seem to go hand-in-hand.

    1. Re:Lying or incompetent? by billsoxs · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I would agree. I see 'lots' (a few percent) of people in jobs for which they are not competent. Typically those people lie and cheat (and (\@#$ the boss) to stay there. This particular example however is very extreme = and reminds me of what Sony did with the root kits. I still don't trust Sony - If HP thinks that this sort of action is OK, I will now worry about what HP will do to its end products. What sort of spyware are they going to put in their printer drivers....

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    2. Re:Lying or incompetent? by Teun · · Score: 1
      Worse, it often requires a very peculiar and flexible interpretation of truth to run a company of this size.

      Of course a top managers knows best how to delegate :)

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    3. Re:Lying or incompetent? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Peter principle is alive and well

    4. Re:Lying or incompetent? by dave562 · · Score: 1

      I think it gets asked as an either-or question to give the respondent some chance to save face. If someone is simply incompetent, they can work on that and become competent. If someone is branded as a liar, they are simply a liar. Or put in another way, "Is your skillset defective, or is your character defective?"

    5. Re:Lying or incompetent? by fm6 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, people who lie and people who are incompetent are often the same people. But so what? The dichotomy is not between two kinds of people, but between two motivations.

      For example (any similarities with a certain world leader are strictcly coincidental!): suppose I'm a police chief and I announce that I'm going to devote most of the resources of my department to busting a certain criminal mastermind because I believe him to be behind most of the crime in my city. So I take the dude down,and it turns out that he was small potatoes, and getting him off the street accomplished very little — indeed the other criminals had a field day while I was chasing him. Some people claim that my whole crusade has some private motivation, such as concealling my own corruption.

      Now, maybe I'm an incompetent police chief and maybe I'm dishonest. I could even be both. But that doesn't explain my motivation. Did I honestly believe the guy was as big a criminal as I thought he was or not? Did I lie about this particular thing or was I misinformed about this particular thing? That's a real dichotomy.

    6. Re:Lying or incompetent? by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      Some thoughts that are bubbling up in my mind:
      1. I can't help but wonder who tipped off the press to Sunday's meeting.
      2. The ancient saying, "First the Gods give you the gift of Pride; Before they make you fall." - Unknown
      3. Question; Has HP's Chairwoman Patricia Dunn contacted the legal staff that helped Martha Stewart?

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  2. WHAT? by Expertus · · Score: 5, Interesting
    HP's reputation has been damaged by a leaker who refused to come forward knowing this investigation was going on," she said, a person who "lied to the rest of the board, by omission and commission, about the fact that he was the source of this information for a long period of time.
    Does she hear herself when she talks? HP's reputation has suffered far more from this mess than it ever could have from 'leaked information' - I don't care how sensitive it was (baring forced anal probes of random citizens). This hypocrisy will not die when she is inevitably forced out. The other members of the board that did not resign in protest bear some of the responsibility as well. The indifference of those men is as inexcusable as the action itself.
    1. Re:WHAT? by hey! · · Score: 3, Interesting

      By the way, this case has interesting parallels to government attempts to obtain intelligence.

      Increasingly the government is turning to private contractors, not to mention foreign intelligence services, who are in theory not bound by the laws the bind the government, or who ignore the legal, ethical and political implications. You treat this whole mess as a black box into which you put questions, and get answers back; you may know very well what the methods being used are (e.g. torture), but you don't know in an official way.

      Ms. Dunn is quoted in an NYT article as saying: "It wasn't implemented well. But I had no choice but to follow this violation. It fell to me to do it."

      So, she is saying she had a moral duty to act on this information. But is it moral to use information that was obtained immorally, illegally, and by means you would never want to be associated with publicly?

      Augustine of Hippo, in his book "City of God", tackles the problem of how a just God allows evil. His answer is philosophically interesting to ethicists, even if they are atheists. Augustine posits evil as not a thing in itself; if it were then God would have had to have created evil, or evil would have to be (as the Manicheans viewed it) somehow equal with God.

      His answer was that evil was not something that is present, but something that is absent. Evil is a form of privation. How does privation come about? Because of free will, we have the ability to choose. This entails making bad or irrational choices. In particular, privation comes about because we choose a lesser good over a greater good. Personal wealth, for example is good, but the rights of others to use their property is a higher good. Stealig is choosing the lesser good over the greater. Augustine's view of sin bears close resemblance to what modern economists call "opportunity costs".

      In this case, Ms. Dunn may have had a moral duty to stop the leaking of proprietary HP information. But she had a higher duty to defend the fundamental norms of behavior that protect every member of society.

      Of course, it was just plain stupid to muck around with the privacy rights of rich people.

      Speaking of people with a chip on their shoulder and resources to do something about it, lovers of irony take note. Thomas Perkins, the HP board member who blew the whistle on this, has hired a lawyer. Being rich, he can afford a very good lawyer, practically any lawyer he wants.

      His choice: Viet D. Dinh. Mr. Dinh, you may recall, is the chief architect of the PATRIOT Act.

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    2. Re:WHAT? by jthill · · Score: 1

      Yah. I've got exactly that text on my clipboard right now. Typical hierarchy-worshipper logic, sneaking their lies in with their premises. It's his fault that we suborned crimes.

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    3. Re:WHAT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I prefer Aristotle's definition of evil as either excess or privation, with duty to seek the golden mean.
      Christians back then were fans of privation, so maybe the philosophies of moderation never took off.

    4. Re:WHAT? by rapidweather · · Score: 1
      Here we have yet another company who's big bosses have gone to the dogs.
      No suprise, the success of HP depends on those who design and build the products, and market them.
      The people in the boardroom, that have not resigned, probably don't do any of that.
      Is it possible for the stockholders to get rid of them?


      If not, then HP is screwed.


      Imagine the effort required by those HP employees that actually make the company run, and do the work, in the face of having to deal with an embarrassing board like that.


      I'll buy another HP if I can afford it.
      I'll do it for those employees that could use our support about now.


      I never had a HP product I didn't like.
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  3. Kudos to CNN on this by jeffs72 · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I'm impressed to see such a harsh but true write up on CNN about this. None of this liberal 'think about her feelings, criminals have rights too' bullshit here. The article was totally on target.

    And I agree with the other OP's here, lying and incompetent go hand in hand, apparently she's both. I mean, I give her credit for fighting off breast cancer and melanoma, that's impressive, but her running of the HP board, uh, isn't.

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    1. Re:Kudos to CNN on this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      None of this liberal 'think about her feelings, criminals have rights too' bullshit here.

      Since we're talking about big business and spying, I think the word is "conservative". The touchy feely liberal stuff usually only applies to shit-poor petty theft criminals, not to meglamaniacs.

    2. Re:Kudos to CNN on this by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

      One of the disadvantages of respecting human rights is that you have to respect the rights of all humans, not just the ones you approve of. Treating criminals like animals may seem right in the short term but that leads to all sorts of unpleasant consequences, from prison riots to abuse of people with the 'wrong' political opinions.

  4. Patricia & the Moral High Grounds by eldavojohn · · Score: 1, Insightful
    HP's reputation has suffered far more from this mess than it ever could have from 'leaked information' - I don't care how sensitive it was (baring forced anal probes of random citizens).
    Well, she did something that a lot of people with a lot of power have historically done. She assumed the moral high ground. In our society, it's illegal to murder people. Well, unless you're in Texas or Virginia where they appearantly take it upon themselves to murder someone as a penalty of justice. Kind of ironic that if someone commits a crime, we as a society take it upon ourselves to then commit what would normally be considered a great crime unto them.

    Well, what I'm trying to say is that she witnessed bad things happening to HP and so did something probably equally as bad for sake of HP. She might have viewed this as 'justice' or whatever.
    The other members of the board that did not resign in protest bear some of the responsibility as well.
    Not entirely true. How do we know that we have all the details to this whole story? Perhaps everyone there watched her assume the moral high ground and gave it to her? I mean, it sure was nice of her not to outright fire the leak. Maybe everyone (except the computer founder that quit) acknowledged that the strategy Patricia was correct in taking that strategy to find and silence the leak. Maybe some of them were completely happy that they only had to sacrifice that to find out who was leaking information? Perhaps this invasion of privacy is the norm in corporate America, you just have to accept it once you get to that point -- I'm not sure, that seems to be a completely different culture than what I'm used to. Everyone's pretty cutthroat anyway.

    I'm not trying to defend her actions at all, just trying to give you the story from her perspective. I'm sure it's already been said that she didn't act in any inappropriate way compared to some of our political figureheads we have today and have had historically. You can call her Machiavelli but you can't call her stupid, she's still has a job!
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    1. Re:Patricia & the Moral High Grounds by cunina · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Kind of ironic that if someone commits a crime, we as a society take it upon ourselves to then commit what would normally be considered a great crime unto them.

      That's not ironic. We as a society regularly accord the government rights and duties that are denied to an individual - if we didn't, there would be little point of having a government. I think we can all agree that kidnapping someone and keeping them in your basement is bad, but nobody should be surprised when we punish the perpetrator by essentially doing the same thing to him.

    2. Re:Patricia & the Moral High Grounds by Rich0 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well, she did something that a lot of people with a lot of power have historically done. She assumed the moral high ground. In our society, it's illegal to murder people. Well, unless you're in Texas or Virginia where they appearantly take it upon themselves to murder someone as a penalty of justice. Kind of ironic that if someone commits a crime, we as a society take it upon ourselves to then commit what would normally be considered a great crime unto them.

      Uh, without going into a dive into the morality of the death penalty, you do realize that it isn't just a few people in power who are enforcing it, but rather the democratically-established laws of the government? There is in fact a difference between the chair of the board of some company "assuming the high ground" and the voters of a nation writing laws. Sure, just because it is law doesn't make it right, but the people of a nation have a far greater moral authority than individuals acting in their own capacity or as heads of businesses.

      If the phone records had been retrieved under warrant as part of a criminal investigation (into something other than exercise-of-free-speech) nobody would be complaining about it - this is a normal function of government. The issue is that some private citizen decided to exercise power in violation of the law in order to make money.

      Now, the morality of capital punishment is obviously a controversial one, but you can't equate the actions of government endorsed by the voters with the actions of a lone person. It doesn't make it right, but the fact is that the voters of the states you mention do in fact support capital punishment - which makes your analogy flawed.

    3. Re:Patricia & the Moral High Grounds by Scarblac · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The other members of the board that did not resign in protest bear some of the responsibility as well.

      Not entirely true. How do we know that we have all the details to this whole story? Perhaps everyone there watched her assume the moral high ground and gave it to her?

      That they didn't stop it, and apparently thought it was acceptable, is exactly why they bear part of the responsibility.

      Remember, they didn't just spy on and illegally obtain phone records of the board members, but also on at least 10 reports, and at least one father of a reporter. It's not up to the board to pardon that.

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    4. Re:Patricia & the Moral High Grounds by DingerX · · Score: 5, Informative

      There are plenty of questions that will be asked.
      The director that resigned (Perkins), didn't resign because of pretexting, but because the chairman unilaterally ordered an investigation of the board of directors, and only informed the directors when the "leak" was found. As head of the Nominating and Governance committee, he was, or felt he was, the one responsible for the Governance of the board.

      That the other directors didn't resign doesn't say anything about their position on the matter, especially since they did not have Perkins' unique position.

      The "pretexting" allegation came after Perkins resigned, and hired counsel to investigate the investigation. Perkins informed HP counsel, and they didn't act.

      Dunn's now made the dumb-ass mistake of calling this a personal issue, a power struggle between Perkins and herself. Undoubtedly it is, but that doesn't make the matter any less severe. In a power struggle, when one side strikes publicly, you have to respond to the public, not to the person.

      Did the other directors let Dunn take the "High Ground"? No -- they didn't follow her advice and remove the leak. So what does that give us? One alleged leaker, Dunn with an investigation on it, and now the Directors find they've been the victims of fraud, along with a bunch of reporters and a geophysicist.

      She still has a job until tomorrow. Directors are directors because they're insulated from management. Management spied on the directors, without their consent, at the unilateral behest of Patricia Dunn. Patricia Dunn tried to use the results of this espionage to alter the composition of the board of directors. Nobody contests these facts. During the investigation, someone may have "exceeded the bounds of legality" without their superiors' knowledge or authorization, but their results were used, and were used unquestionably.

      You can't tolerate that in a boardroom.

    5. Re:Patricia & the Moral High Grounds by Expertus · · Score: 1
      it sure was nice of her not to outright fire the leak
      I'm not so sure that would have been entirely within her purview. From the article a few days ago:
      According to Perkins, the leaker-director himself refused to resign, saying it was up to shareholders to make such a decision; that director continues to serve on the board.
      You do raise some good points about the risks of being under-informed about the whole situation. Yes, they are privy to facts and insights we are not, and yes, there are always two sides to every story. But, if the rest of the board members did, as you say, afford her the moral high-ground, their approval of the crime was more than tacit. Until we hear some mitigating information, such an assumption increases rather than decreases their responsibility.

      Maybe some of them were completely happy that they only had to sacrifice that to find out who was leaking information? Perhaps this invasion of privacy is the norm in corporate America, you just have to accept it once you get to that point
      I am totally projecting my own biases here, but I really, really hope you are wrong. As a college student about to enter this Corporate America, the thought or such an environment terrifies me. I would rather throw away my degree and work in an honest, low-profile blue-collar job than sacrifice my freedoms and rights. This attitude may change, but I really hope I can maintain my ideals in the face of such low integrity.
    6. Re:Patricia & the Moral High Grounds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Inside the company, especially if your working for a larger firm, you're pretty much screwed. They'll constantly monitor/restrict your internet access, and depending upon your job function, possibly your phone as well (I.E. CallCenter). It's company equipment on company time and company property.

      Yes, I agree it's assinine. However, there is a flip side to this in ensuring quality control, and alittle bit of protection for the worker. (I.E. bad employee 1 calls employee 2 and raises a fuss) However, that doesn't mean they have the right to monitor your home phone and internet connections. The only monitoring they may do there is if you establish a connection back to the office for working from home.

      Slowly though, corporate america is trying to reach a point of where they have say over all aspects of your life inside and outside the company directly instead of through legislation, and that's a scary thought.

    7. Re:Patricia & the Moral High Grounds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, unless you're in Texas or Virginia where they appearantly take it upon themselves to murder someone as a penalty of justice.

      Actually, states which have the death penalty include: Alabama, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Indiana, Illinois, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maryland, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, North Carolina, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Virginia, Washington, and Wyoming. That would be.. the majority of them.

      Kind of ironic that if someone commits a crime, we as a society take it upon ourselves to then commit what would normally be considered a great crime unto them.

      Why is it ironic? I'm guessing that either you don't know what the word "irony" means, or you don't understand the concept of punishment. If you do something bad, something worse will be done in retaliation to you. In fact, if you'll look at virtually every other crime, the punishment is almost universally worse than the crime itself -- if you shoplift a video game from a store, your punishment will be much harsher than somebody taking $50 of your belongings and calling it a day. On the other hand, murder is the only crime where the punishment can't be worse than the crime (without it falling into the realm of cruel and unusual punishment, at least). There's nothing ironic about it.

    8. Re:Patricia & the Moral High Grounds by NoMaster · · Score: 1
      Uh, without going into a dive into the morality of the death penalty, you do realize that it isn't just a few people in power who are enforcing it, but rather the democratically-established laws of the government?
      Funny how it's "democratically-established laws" when one agrees with it, but a 'corrupt, rigged, anti-democratic assault on personal rights' when one doesn't, isn't it?

      No, not trolling. I do find this sort of thing genuinely funny. The ability of the human mind to hold two contradictory points of view simultaneously without melting down is something to be celebrated and treated with an amused & wonderous reverence. It's this that truly separates us from the animals, not our inability to lick our own genitals...

      Having said that, what I do have a real problem with is when individuals and society conflate punishment with retribution and/or vengeance...

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    9. Re:Patricia & the Moral High Grounds by sholden · · Score: 1
      Well, she did something that a lot of people with a lot of power have historically done. She assumed the moral high ground. In our society, it's illegal to murder people. Well, unless you're in Texas or Virginia where they appearantly take it upon themselves to murder someone as a penalty of justice. Kind of ironic that if someone commits a crime, we as a society take it upon ourselves to then commit what would normally be considered a great crime unto them.
      So chaining people up and putting them in cages against their will isn't a crime where you're from?

    10. Re:Patricia & the Moral High Grounds by timeOday · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I think we can all agree that kidnapping someone and keeping them in your basement is bad, but nobody should be surprised when we punish the perpetrator by essentially doing the same thing to him.
      One big difference is that the government doesn't just "kidnap" people all the sudden and hide them away without telling anybody where they are, there's due process and the accused can defend themselves against the accusations. Um, I mean, unless the President doesn't feel like it.
    11. Re:Patricia & the Moral High Grounds by StormReaver · · Score: 1

      "Well, she did something that a lot of people with a lot of power have historically done. She assumed the moral high ground."

      She most certainly did NOT assume the moral high ground. She in fact did what many people with power have historically done: she abused that power, probably breaking several laws in the process, thinking herself superior to those working for her.

    12. Re:Patricia & the Moral High Grounds by Epistax · · Score: 1

      Despite living in a democracy, over 50% of the population saying that the Earth is flat, that evolution is false, or that toilets spin opposite directions in different hemispheres is correct. Same goes for murder-for-murder. Popular support has no sway on any concept of "right" or "just". Maybe "allowable". These aren't variant concepts, there's just what we perceive at the time and our difference from that and the truth is how much we are wrong. We're getting closer, though.

      I don't think you can make any logical argument for the death penalty as a general punishment, even in the case that one person killed a billion. Now if there was good chance that the person being alive would somehow cause more deaths, then it would be logical to do so. In other cases the act of murdering-them-back (which you can only really do once anyway) may cause even more murders and make it therefore unjust.

      There's just a lot to look at that we choose to ignore right now. One thing we have a good track record for is taking three steps forward but only one step back on the process of advancing the concept of justice. Well, maybe in this country we just took a few steps back but relatively speaking if you're white, you'll get a fairly fair trial (although you may be bankrupted by the "justice").

    13. Re:Patricia & the Moral High Grounds by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, murder is the only crime where the punishment can't be worse than the crime

      This is based on the assumption that death is worse then spending the rest of your life not having a say over your own life in any way (ie, imprisonment for life).

      I don't believe that assumption is correct.

    14. Re:Patricia & the Moral High Grounds by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Funny how it's "democratically-established laws" when one agrees with it, but a 'corrupt, rigged, anti-democratic assault on personal rights' when one doesn't, isn't it?

      I do believe I stated clearly that majority rule does not make right. However, it does place the matter into a different category.

      There are tons of laws that I disagree with. However, I don't view a local police officer enforcing an order of the court repossessing a car from a grandmother to give it to the RIAA in the same way that I'd view the RIAA hiring a private security company to steal cars. Both may be unjust, but they are not equivalent situations.

      Having said that, what I do have a real problem with is when individuals and society conflate punishment with retribution and/or vengeance...

      I agree with you completely - however there is a difference when it is done by individuals vs society. And while there are a broad spectrum of opinions I think you'll find that many people who advocate capital punishment do not do so out of a desire for retribution or vengeance. That in itself doesn't make them right, but if you're going to debate an issue at least characterize the opposition view correctly.

    15. Re:Patricia & the Moral High Grounds by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Uh, I was not advocating that capital punishment was logical, appropriate, or justified. I was merely pointing out that it is a bit of a stretch to compare the well-debated position of a society to the unilateral actions of a corporate boardmember.

      Popular opinion does not determine morality, but clearly the majority position does command a far greater moral authority than an individual acting out of greed.

    16. Re:Patricia & the Moral High Grounds by TheLink · · Score: 1

      There is a difference and you miss an important point.

      Any government must maintain it's monopoly over such things (violence, killing people, imprisoning them etc), otherwise you will have vigilantism, lynching, mob justice, anarchy and/or someone else takes over and forms a new government.

      This applies whether the government is democratically elected or otherwise (evil dictatorship).

      When an individual or group tries to usurp the powers of a legitimately elected government, the government and the people should be very concerned.

      Of course in the USA the gov is so obviously not on the side of "Joe Schmoe" that the people there can't tell the difference between "democratically-established laws" and "'corrupt, rigged, anti-democratic assault on personal rights'".

      Because the former has actually become "corrupt crony-established laws". Don't forget that with the Diebold scandal, "democratically elected" becomes a sick joke.

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    17. Re:Patricia & the Moral High Grounds by Abreu · · Score: 1

      As a college student about to enter this Corporate America, the thought or such an environment terrifies me. I would rather throw away my degree and work in an honest, low-profile blue-collar job than sacrifice my freedoms and rights. This attitude may change, but I really hope I can maintain my ideals in the face of such low integrity.

      Now now, lets not exagerate... you are surely not goint to throw away a college education for a low profile blue-collar job, but even if you do, in many blue-collar jobs you have the supervisor breathing on your neck making sure youre not slacking.

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    18. Re:Patricia & the Moral High Grounds by bigpat · · Score: 1

      One big difference is that the government doesn't just "kidnap" people all the sudden and hide them away without telling anybody where they are, there's due process and the accused can defend themselves against the accusations. Um, I mean, unless the President doesn't feel like it.

      I think the original point is well put, when agents of the government arrest people there is likely a period of time where there has been no prior process and no announcement. So, say the police arrest someone for observing them commit some relatively minor offense and then release them the next day. The action and effect is the same as if I saw someone do something I did not like and kidnapped them and released them the next day. The difference is that it is government agents working within a set of predefined rules doing the former example and an individual using their own arbitrary rules in the later example.

      The word kidnap and arrest really describe the same actions, but connotate a different context. Unfortunately, under some governments the police and other agents are given arbitrary powers of arrest and the difference between arrest and kidnapping becomes merely the identity of the person doing the action.

    19. Re:Patricia & the Moral High Grounds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Kind of ironic that if someone commits a crime, we as a society take it upon ourselves to then commit what would normally be considered a great crime unto them.

      That's not ironic. We as a society regularly accord the government rights and duties that are denied to an individual - if we didn't, there would be little point of having a government.
      Just because it's logical doesn't make it any less ironic. Irony is a difference between expectation and reality. One might expect that justice doesn't involve doing wrong to others, that society as a whole is "better than that," even though in reality, that's the precise nature of punishment. An eye for an eye. Our system isn't terribly generous, but as a society, it's the best we could do so far.

      (I don't believe in capital punishment, if that makes my view any easier to understand.)
    20. Re:Patricia & the Moral High Grounds by timeOday · · Score: 1
      the difference between arrest and kidnapping becomes merely the identity of the person doing the action.
      Or political expediency. In the Western media, generally Israel "arrests" while Hezbollah "kidnaps." Without getting into the merits of both sides, you can bet the slant is reversed in other parts of the world.
    21. Re:Patricia & the Moral High Grounds by JakusMinimus · · Score: 1

      ... and the voters of a nation writing laws.

      Whoa, whoa, WHOA there pardner! That's anarchy, son, and we'll have none of that here!

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    22. Re:Patricia & the Moral High Grounds by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

      So in white collar jobs you can do what you like without any supervision? Thought not. Money's better but the stress and bullshit is much worse. And the college education means fuck all when it's "restructuring" time.

    23. Re:Patricia & the Moral High Grounds by Alchemar · · Score: 1

      So, does that mean you voted for or against the NSA data mining your phone records? I would also like to know where you went to vote. I would like to take the high moral ground myself, but I don't seem to be able to locate it on the ballot.

    24. Re:Patricia & the Moral High Grounds by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Hey - I don't agree with data-mining phone records without a warrent. In fact, I'd suggest that this is actually a weaker position than capital punishment as it does not even have a basis in law. However, I'd still argue that the NSA tapping phones is distinctly different from an HP investigative team doing the same, as the NSA is in fact a government agency, and it is under orders from the president, which while not appropriate at least has some kind of democratic representation behind it.

      And if you're really opposed to US government intrusion in life there are candidates on the ballot who would take your position - most are 3rd parties (and don't get me started on the problems with the plurality-based voting system). Even with something like proportional democracy it seems like in Europe still has trouble with this issue - so it isn't as simple as election reform.

    25. Re:Patricia & the Moral High Grounds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People fight all the time to stay in prison for the rest of their lives instead of being executed. It appears that some of the prisoners slated for execution find that death is worse then spending the rest of their life not having a say over their own life in any way.

    26. Re:Patricia & the Moral High Grounds by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      People fight all the time to stay in prison for the rest of their lives instead of being executed. It appears that some of the prisoners slated for execution find that death is worse then spending the rest of their life not having a say over their own life in any way.

      The total number of prisoners in the USA troughout its existance pales in comparison to the number of people who died fighting for their freedom.

  5. Nature of Big Business Today? by Yehooti · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Where I work, in a technical field, the old HP had a long history of excellence. Our test equipment was mostly HP, and we liked it. Then it went down hill. I'm curious if the products went downhill first or the quality of their management did. I'd have to guess that management did. Sad that they are still sliding down that slope. When the masters, Hewlett and Packard, had control things were superb but once they left and the investors took over everything turned into crap. Looks to me like this is the way of great companies though. I remember what happened to Northrop, Douglas, Hughes, and other old biggies and have to wonder if when the spirit that guided them to greatness is gone, can any maintain the excellence they had once that inspiration is gone. A formerly great company like HP acting as desperately as this tends to make me think that it cannot be done.

    1. Re:Nature of Big Business Today? by LaughingCoder · · Score: 5, Informative

      I'm curious if the products went downhill first or the quality of their management did. I'd have to guess that management did.

      And you'd guess correctly. I worked at HP for over 21 years. When I started Bill and Dave were running the show. I even got to meet them because they made it a point to travel to each division annually to keep tabs on things. Things began to sour in the early 90s as Bill and Dave retired. However, I do take issue with your statement "the investors took over everything turned into crap". I think it would be better stated "the MBAs took over everything turned into crap". They started all those silly "quality" process improvements, one after another, that were so in vogue at the time. This turned the focus away from employees (which was demonstrated by their annoying habit of refering to us as "resources"), and towards process. They had the false belief that with great processes you can create great products, irrespective of the people doing the work. In the end, they systematically dismantled the HP Way http://www.amazon.com/HP-Way-Hewlett-Built-Company /dp/0887307477/sr=8-1/qid=1157806093/ref=pd_bbs_1/ 102-7106367-8277765?ie=UTF8&s=books, which was at the core of the company's success. The slide reached its peak the day Carly Fiorina basically declared the HP Way obsolete. Now, sadly, HP is just another company. People ask me why I left HP after 20+ great years. I tell them, actually, HP left me.

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    2. Re:Nature of Big Business Today? by pipingguy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Where I work, in a technical field, the old HP had a long history of excellence.

      The HP RPN calculators were top of the line and loved by engineers, but I guess that wasn't good enough for the "new" HP. Shame on you, HP management for marginalizing and abandoning true fans.

      I'm not smart enough to know how the 11c buttons actually worked (tactile feedback), but, man that was a great customer experience. I recently ripped-out my employer-provided genuine Microsoft keyboard and went back to a lame old "crappy" one. Why? The new one decided that it knew better than me. When I wanted to capture a screen it would argue. Sorry, I want control when I type commandsdsjfuudsfv

    3. Re:Nature of Big Business Today? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll see your anecdote and raise you another:

      I also am ex-HP, having worked there during the souring 90's you describe. I saw a lot of what happened. You're right about the "MBA types" wrecking things.

      From my perspective, as Bill & Dave were replaced, an upper hierarchy of VPs began to carve out their own little feifdoms out of Bill & Dave's once-great empire. Each had their own agenda that was not good for the company as a whole (Think Rick Beluzzo and his pro-Microsoft agenda).

      My division was completely destroyed by a certain VP who had his own plan to "relocate" our work in France. Our division, with a proud 20+ year history of quality, excellence and profitability was destroyed. Our product was "managed" out of existance. In the end, the VP in question who masterminded this disaster ended up leaving/being forced out of the company under a cloud of allegations.

      I miss our little division. Easily the best work environment I've ever been in. It angers me what was done to us, and all for NOTHING.

    4. Re:Nature of Big Business Today? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      You are so right!

      I speak not as an HP employee, but as a long-time customer. I've worked in the calibration business for 22 years, using and servicing mostly HP test equipment.

      As a customer I saw a sharp decline around 2000 when the company split. Web services that I depended on disappeared completely, not to return for years. All my Agilent website bookmarks get broken on a regular basis as they constantly re-arrange their website. Broken linkes on their site, too. Complaints to the webmaster go unanswered and unresolved, I don't even know why they bother to provide the webmaster email link. Telephone support has been largely outsourced to people who can barely speak English. (Maybe my complaints to the webmaster went unanswered because they don't speak Englinsh either?)

      The test equipment products used to be designed for reliability and servicability, back in the HP Way days. Solid, best-of-class test equipment made by engineers for engineers. Availability of complete manual sets with full schematics and decent service documentation. No more. We have HP equipment more than twenty years old that is still useful in a calibration lab. Already Agilent equipment less than five years old is failing and parts and service are no longer available. I'm starting to see numbers of Agilent ESA series spectrum analyzers with worn-out internal relays (they chatter constantly during everyday use as the instrument self-calibrates between each sweep by default, and few users know how to turn that feature off), and you can't even get replacement relays for these any more, and Agilent won't fix them either. As Agilent has focused on low-cost rather than high-reliability, I've had to tell my customers to consider Agilent products good for four to eight years of daily use which must be completely replaced the first time they fail, and budget accordingly. In the meantime, Agilent obsoletes the model they originally bought and the customer ends up having to accomodate a different replacement model, whether that means re-writing some ATE code or allowing for wasted employee time as they learn to navigate the new user interface, with it's nested menus. And I tell my customers NEVER EVER buy used Agilent equipment - it's probably not got much useful life left in it.

      Every single aspect of Agilent products and services is far, far inferior to the HP of the past, from the view of this customer and third-party support provider.

    5. Re:Nature of Big Business Today? by jcr · · Score: 1

      You should reada book called the Peter Principle. It's a very well thought-out explanation of how organizations become incompetent over time, as people get promoted until they're not competent to do the job and then remain there impeding the work of the organization. Very few companies succeed in avoiding this problem altogether, but some manage to delay it for as long as their founders are in charge, or manage to shake it off after the company has a near-death experience.

      -jcr

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    6. Re:Nature of Big Business Today? by TheWoozle · · Score: 2, Insightful
      This is exactly what happens when MBAs are allowed to run things. When will management learn that they are not there to tell people how to do things, they are there to serve the people who actually make/do the things that earn the corporation money.

      Middle management in corporations concentrates on the process because they don't understand or know how to improve the people. They don't know how to tell a good engineer from a bad one. They certainly don't understand how to facilitate and develop the abilities of the engineers. They want the higher-ups to notice them, so they go about changing the only thing they can: the process.

      And the CEOs don't want to recognize that it's the good people who make the company successful, because that would threaten both their sense of power/control and their ego. [sarcasm]Workers should realize that they are interchangeable parts, and that it's the all-mighty CEO and his super-duper management process that are responsible for the success of the company.[/sarcasm]

      After all, how else are the CEOs going to land their next gig when things go tits-up?

      (Isn't it always strange how, when things go well the CEO takes all the credit, but when things go wrong it has nothing to do with them?)

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    7. Re:Nature of Big Business Today? by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1
      Where I work, in a technical field, the old HP had a long history of excellence. Our test equipment was mostly HP, and we liked it. Then it went down hill. I'm curious if the products went downhill first or the quality of their management did. I'd have to guess that management did.
      What happenned is that when the founding engineers retired, the company was taken over by the bean-counters and marketoïds. This is what brought down HP.
    8. Re:Nature of Big Business Today? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it's not this "peter principle" - that's a just-so story. It's exactly what earlier posters said: MBA types and investor-driven decisions took over, in the place of the earlier product, employee, and customer driven culture of the original founders. Same thing happened at McDonnell Douglas (now taken over by Boeing) aircraft. Exactly the same story, down to the so-called "quality" and "process" procedures imposed by people who didn't know how things really worked and didn't care.

      It was a proud article of faith among these guys that "business" knowledge, not knowledge of that particular business but the general one-size-fits-all collection of dogma they learned at business school, was important. They proudlly said running a major aircraft company was just like running a large grocery store.

    9. Re:Nature of Big Business Today? by abouttime · · Score: 1

      Since I have about 4 of those ESAs... how do you turn off that very very annoying relay chatter? Thanks.

    10. Re:Nature of Big Business Today? by Elbowgeek · · Score: 1

      Companies let the quality of their product go downhill in order to maximise short term profits to shareholders. Who demands this? *We* do - the shareholders! In the current business climate, you can either have maximised short term profit or better product quiality, leading to eventual bankrupsy. Can't have your cake and eat it too...

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    11. Re:Nature of Big Business Today? by jcr · · Score: 1

      I wouldsay that the people you describe are in fact the epitome of the Peter Principle. They're in jobs they don't know how to do, and they get there because the organization has ossified as Dr. Peter describes.The book isn't just about individuals being promoted to their level of incompetence, it's also about organizations eventually clogging up and serving the purposes of the hierarchy, rather than the customers or shareholders.

      -jcr

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    12. Re:Nature of Big Business Today? by johansalk · · Score: 1

      All those "MBA" scum care about is cooking the short-term sheets to get their bonuses. They'll happily screw up whole departments and mess up the future of a company for that. I think that's why once-great American companies like HP and Ford are now going down the drain.

  6. Who is responsible? by 15Bit · · Score: 2, Interesting
    If i break into someone else's computer or obtain information by deception (or ask a friend to do it for me) and then use the information gained to my advantage, its my understanding that in most western countries i am personally liable in law (usual IANAL disclaimer here). However, it seems that if i do it on company time, then my employer is normally held responsible? They get a fine, a slap on the wrist and i might or might not get sacked, depending on where in the managerial structure i sit.

    However, the crime was still committed by me, not by the non-physical entity called "my employer", so i should still be the one who takes the punishment. Obviously my employer should also not be allowed to profit from this (or there remains the option of just sacrificing people for corporate gain), but unless the perpetrators and their accomplices are held personally responsible (to the point of going to jail) then there seems little incentive not to break the law.

    It seems clear in many cases (including this one) that senior management is implicated in such law breaking. Fine, so maybe someone "misinterprets" your instructions and breaks the law in your name without your knowledge, but deliberately ignoring that fact when it becomes obvious what has happened does not make you innocent. Senior management must be held accountable for this kind of crap. If its your responsiblilty to run the company, then you also have a duty to know what is going on. And if there is a strong chance you'll go to jail if you don't, then turning a blind eye might suddenly look a rather less attractive option.

    1. Re:Who is responsible? by jc42 · · Score: 1

      If i [commit a crime] and then use the information gained to my advantage, its my understanding that in most western countries i am personally liable in law (usual IANAL disclaimer here). However, it seems that if i do it on company time, then my employer is normally held responsible?

      Exactly. If you dig around in the historical record, you'll find that that's why the concept of a "corporation" was invented. Its original purpose, and one of its primary functions nearly everywhere in the world, was to insulate people committing profitable crimes from prosecution. The legal argument was and is "I didn't do it; the corporation did." It's a variant of the "I was just following orders" defense, but it also applies to those giving the orders.

      Incorporation is usually used to protect the top officers, who can't really use the "I was just following orders" defense. But it may be used to protect any employee who is acting in the interests of the corporation (i.e., on orders from superiors).

      There is a common pretense that corporations exist to make profit. That's actually a side effect of their primary function, which is to commit profitable acts that would be illegal if an individual did them. If a profitable act is legal, you can do it yourself, without a corporation to protect you. But most employees would reasonably be unwilling to commit acts that may be illegal without the protection of a corporation.

      The primary reason that this works is that, since a corporation is legally "incorporated", i.e., is legally a living body, the corporation itself can be considered liable and can be punished for crimes. Thus, a corporation may be "executed" (i.e., disincorporated), and the law will treat this as executing a living criminal offender.

      This in general isn't necessarily anything evil; it may be just an accounting thing. Thus, you as an individual have to pay income tax on your total income (minus certain deductions). You can't deduct all "expenses". If you were to attempt to deduct the cost of things like food and clothing, that would be considered tax fraud, and you'd be fined or jailed. But in many countries such as the US, you can form a corporation with yourself as the sold employee. The corporation receives what was your income, and pays you a much lower salary. The corporation can deduct legal expenses, and this often does include "business-related" meals and clothing (and housing and phone service and ...). This is all open and above-board, and is completely legal. But it's also a clear example of a corporation profiting from accounting practices that, if you did them as an individual citizen, would be illegal. My wife and I do a fair amount of computer-related work at home, and this practice has saved us quite a lot of tax money over the years.

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    2. Re:Who is responsible? by jcr · · Score: 1

      However, it seems that if i do it on company time, then my employer is normally held responsible?

      When there's a criminal act, the corporation may also be held responsible, particularly if the court finds that the management of the corporation was aware of the criminal behavior, but that culpability of the organization doesn't shield any individual.

      -jcr

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    3. Re:Who is responsible? by maetenloch · · Score: 1

      Exactly. If you dig around in the historical record, you'll find that that's why the concept of a "corporation" was invented. Its original purpose, and one of its primary functions nearly everywhere in the world, was to insulate people committing profitable crimes from prosecution. The legal argument was and is "I didn't do it; the corporation did." It's a variant of the "I was just following orders" defense, but it also applies to those giving the orders. Incorporation is usually used to protect the top officers, who can't really use the "I was just following orders" defense. But it may be used to protect any employee who is acting in the interests of the corporation (i.e., on orders from superiors).

      Actually the concept of a corporation was created to limit the financial liability of the owners to the amount they invested in the company - hence the original term 'limited liability corporation'. Without this, if I owned just one share of HP, I could be personally liable for all HP debts. I doubt anyone would be willing to invest in any business under those conditions. Furthermore under certain conditions, the government can 'pierce the corporate veil' i.e. hold owners libable for the debts of a company. Normally the requirements for this are pretty high and usually require proof that the corporation was formed for fraudulent purposes, but it does happen.

      Contrary to what you claim, incorporation does not shield employees from being criminally prosecuted for acts they perform. If a manager tells me to go break into a competitor's office and steal a laptop, and I do it and am caught, I can be personally prosecuted for B&E and theft among other things. Plus the company I work for may also be civilly liable for damages. If corporations were really the magic shields against prosecution you describe, the mafia and drug cartels would have long ago incorporated as official entities.

    4. Re:Who is responsible? by spun · · Score: 1
      Initially, "limited liability" meant limiting the possible loss of investors to the amount invested. This was done to encourage long term and potentially financially ruinous investment into colonization. Imagine owing all the debts incured by a failed colony, rathe than just what you put in. It had little to do with limiting liability for crimes. In fact, the monarchs of the day realized they were creating landless fiefdoms, which could grant immense power to those recieving them and potentially challanging the power of the crown if not severely limited. So corporations initially were limited in the scope of business they could do, the area they could do it in, and the corporation would be dissolved when the last charter member died. Corporations were not created as some con to shield those in power from prosecution. Those in power were already well shielded from prosecution. But the monarchs and nobles were losing control to the rising merchant class at the time, and needed a way of getting that merchant class on board their plans for world domination. Far from creating corporations as a shield, the powers of the day knew they were a powerful tool that could be used against them, and created them with specific limits.

      Corporations did not have the legal rights of a person when first created. That power was granted (in the US) by a clerical mistake! From wikipedia:

      In Santa Clara County v. Southern Pacific Railroad Company (1886), Justice Harlan delivering the opinion of the court said the question regarding whether a corporation is a person within the meaning of the Fourteenth Amendment is an issue upon which the Court "did not deem it necessary to pass."

      In the head notes of the case prepared by Supreme Court reporter J. C. Bancroft Davis, there is the sentence: "The defendant Corporations are persons within the intent of the clause in section 1 of the Fourteenth Amendment to the Constitution ... ." Because of illness, Chief Justice Morrison Remick Waite never reviewed the head notes.

      Thus, without any deliberation, decision or ruling by the United States Supreme Court, the United States law has proceeded since 1886 with an accepted legal precedent based on the mistake of a clerk who reported something that never occurred.
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  7. Re:Lying or incompetent? It is an OR by Falcon040 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, its an 'OR' question as opposed to a 'XOR' question...

    ___OR__
    0 | 0 = 0
    0 | 1 = 1
    1 | 1 = 1
    1 | 1 = 1

    __XOR__
    0 | 0 = 0
    0 | 1 = 1
    1 | 1 = 1
    1 | 1 = 0

  8. Reputation... by burnttoy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    HP's "reputation" was damage by leaking "the truth", more specifically I think Intel (not the general consumer) were pretty annoyed with that leak.

    It seems it has further been damaged by "the truth".

    They didn't learn last time. Theses boardroom idlers think they are very cosy where they are e.g. out of the eye of public scrutiny with their nice fat paycheques. Large corporations now have more (or at least as much) power and influence over the general population as governments do yet are unaccountable and unelected. Frankly, if it takes the press spanking these people daily to get them in line then the more the merrier.

    Dunn should be fired immediately and, preferably, the police should determine if criminal charges can be brought against her.

    I barely tolerate this sort of intrusive spying by government security agents. When private enterprise gets into spying on all and sundry I think maybe modern society should sit down, talk openly, figure out where we are going instead of fighting each other for every last dollar in a climate of escalating paranoia.

    Whatever... I've just worked for 11 of the last 12 days - I'm fried.

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    1. Re:Reputation... by LaughingCoder · · Score: 1

      Large corporations now have more (or at least as much) power and influence over the general population as governments do yet are unaccountable and unelected.

      Would you say that elected officials are accountable when 95% of incumbents get re-elected every election cycle? Isn't that basically the same as not being elected, but rather having a lifetime appointment? At least large corporations have competitors (well, most do ;-)) and shareholders, both of which force them to be accountable to some level.

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    2. Re:Reputation... by burnttoy · · Score: 1

      They're _theoretically_ accountable... ;-)

      Now... Somehow you need to get a rocket up the electorate to get them to think AND get out there and do something.

      *sigh*...

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    3. Re:Reputation... by LaughingCoder · · Score: 1

      They're _theoretically_ accountable

      Yes, I agree. But in my view, large corporations remain significantly more accountable than elected officials, at least in the US. When I delineated the entities that hold corporations' feet to the fire in my first reply, I forgot to mention the biggest one of all: the government. Now we can debate how effective they are (after all, as you acknowledged, they themselves are barely accountable to anyone), but they do play the role of a regulator on the behavior of businesses.

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    4. Re:Reputation... by BCW2 · · Score: 1

      The big question is how do we get the voters to just vote against ALL incumbents? The Patriot Act, and all spending bills are passed by Congress, the President only signs them into law. Congress is responsible for 90% of the stupidity in Goverment. The Constitution calls for a "Citizen Legislature" that is supposed to go to Washington, do it's business and then the members return home to "real" jobs, NOT stay in Washington forever as a permanant ruling class.

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    5. Re:Reputation... by Erectile+Dysfunction · · Score: 1

      The secret to escaping accountability in government and business is largely the same: avoiding public awareness of your crimes. Provided that you can do that then the government will take a lazy hand on business criminals and the public will take a lazy hand with elected criminals.

      Traficant went to jail. Bill Clinton was minorly punished for committing perjury beyond his multi-year humiliation. Newt Gingrich was eventually forced to resign. Jim McGreevey was forced to resign, but more for being a homosexual than over the allegations of legal improprieties. I don't know if George W. Bush could get elected outside of Texas now, though it certainly took a lot of ineptitude before his poll numbers tanked. Joe Lieberman might be looking for a new job after receiving the Kiss of Death. Duke Cunningham is completely done. I'd like to think that Tom DeLay is headed to jail to join the ol' Dukester.

    6. Re:Reputation... by LaughingCoder · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The Constitution calls for a "Citizen Legislature"

      Here, here! Having spent most of my life in Massachusetts I get to experience the bitter taste of what things are like when you have "professional politicians" acting as a "permanent ruling class". I did spend one wonderful decade living in NH, and the contrast was striking. Of course NH has a citizen legislature (its members get paid a few hundred dollars a year as I recall, are only in session part time, and must hold "real" jobs to survive). I can tell you from personal experience which system works better - at least from the perspective of someone who works in the private sector and pays taxes.

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    7. Re:Reputation... by aztec+rain+god · · Score: 1

      It is interesting reading your post, it makes me wonder if perhaps the reason our system seems so bad right now isn't because the system is inherently flawed. Rather, because it is tending to attract the lowest grade, bush league (pun sort of intended), inept brand of leaders in the land. I think that is the real problem we face right now, that people who are naturally inclined to be competant, ethical leaders are the greatest threat to the incompenant, do-nothing cowards who inhabit the seats of leadership in this country, whether in public or private form. Perhaps that in itself is a problem of the system, I'm not quite sure.

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    8. Re:Reputation... by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1
      Here, here! Having spent most of my life in Massachusetts I get to experience the bitter taste of what things are like when you have "professional politicians" acting as a "permanent ruling class". I did spend one wonderful decade living in NH, and the contrast was striking. Of course NH has a citizen legislature (its members get paid a few hundred dollars a year as I recall, are only in session part time, and must hold "real" jobs to survive). I can tell you from personal experience which system works better - at least from the perspective of someone who works in the private sector and pays taxes.
      Not sufficiently paying public officials (elected or not) is a guaranteed path to corruption.
    9. Re:Reputation... by LaughingCoder · · Score: 1

      Not sufficiently paying public officials (elected or not) is a guaranteed path to corruption.

      I agree if we are talking about public employees (ie, not politicians or legislators, but the folks that do the work like inspectors, fireman, policeman, teachers, etc). However, I think we were specifically talking about elected officials. If you read the preceeding comments you will see that the discussion was about the accountability of politicians versus the accountability of business leaders.

      I really don't think professional politicians is something the original framers of the constitution had in mind. Further I think there is plenty of evidence that if you pay politicians well, that is a guaranteed path to corruption, since they will do anything to keep their position, including selling favors and using the government's regulatory arms to harass opponents.

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    10. Re:Reputation... by burnttoy · · Score: 1

      "Pay peanuts, get monkeys"

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  9. An open letter to fellow shareholders by lancejjj · · Score: 2, Funny

    Fellow shareholders,

    Sadly, the board cannot be trusted with the task of cleaning it's own house, given the events that have transpired. Who knows what was said, and when? Clearly some board members are covering their tracks. This board is further damaging the HP brand. We need some serious house cleaning.

    So it's time for the shareholders to do something that the board cannot do: clean itself out. Here's an idea: I say we hire a subcontractor to obtain all the phone records of all the board members and their families and friends. When we find dirt, we can wave it in front of the board members so that they will resign on their own. Otherwise we'll have to trust the board. And as you know, that's a lost cause.

  10. The decline after founders leave by billy+reuben · · Score: 1

    It'll be interesting to see how bad, or if you'd like, how much worse, Microsoft will get now that Gates is pulling away from it.

    1. Re:The decline after founders leave by couch_potato · · Score: 1

      Like the GP says, perhaps without the original driving force behind the success, the company will 'turn to crap'. In the case of Microsoft and the ethos behind their market success, that could mean that they'll stop their creativity-stifling, monopolistic business practices.

      And then I woke up.

      Cool links.

  11. Consider the following creepy factors by d0ktorbuzz0 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I am a US citizen working in the defense industry. The work I do requires that I provide a large amount of very personal information to the US DoD. They ask for and get the names of family members, friends, past coworkers, etc. as well as sworn testimony regarding any criminal activity, chemical dependency, and on and on.

    It is reasonable to believe that many people would be unwilling to provide this scope of personal information to a government agency just to be employed. That said, there are some very seriously protected rights that every submitter of such information is entitled to as a citizen, with the US government liable for any unauthorized use of the sensitive information it requests and obtains in these sorts of background investigations.

    Now consider the following creepy factors in play with HP's investigation:

    1. Targets were not informed that they could be investigated prior to or during the events that led to the "pretext" investigation.

    2. Outside personnel (a law firm and some unscrupulous PIs) were given the personal information of HP's own employees and journalists not employed by HP as well as the personal information for said journalists' family members!

    3. All of this was motivated by a corporate information leak. No government secrets were involved, and the assertion that a competitive advantage was compromised (I am assuming such an assertion was made by Frau Patricia even though those exact words were not used) has, to date, not been proven.

    4. We're already more than a few days along with this story and I haven't heard even one executive of another large firm defend any of the behavior of HP's board members or their soon-to-be co-defendants in this matter. Although the "pretexting" approach is not something pioneered by HP's clown college, they just seem like the largest name yet asociated with such an attack.

    5. Hello, you run a major technology corporation with millions of customers and tens of millions of potential customers watching this entire story unfold. Think information security and privacy issues aren't a hot topic yet? Now they are!

    6. Oh yeah, and your own employees are watching, too.

    I could go on. Others here will make more and better observations than I.

    I think it is my obligation as a US citizen and a technical professional (read: today's equivalent of a production-line blue-collar worker of the 60s and 70s) to express my abhorrence of HP's behavior in this matter and of the "pretexting" tactic that was used to invade the privacy of US citizens (and maybe some non-citizens too for that matter), all within the borders of the United States. I think any assertion on HP's part that this was justified is disgusting and wrong. Heads absolutely should roll and they should start from the very top.

    I can't help wondering if the increasingly strident attitudes regarding the surreptitious gathering of citizens' personal information that are expressed by many people and agencies of the state and federal governments of the US has started to leach into the corporate mindset. Not that I thought that they were honest and fair before... just that they weren't so brazenly foolish as to risk discovery of illegal behavior sanctioned by highly placed management and their well-heeled legal advisors.

    Needless to say, I will never work for HP, not after this. How the mighty have fallen. HP used to be one of my top future career destinations, based on their technical aptitude and their culture of innovation and excellence. That all must be long gone by now.

    And I will definitely ask any future employer about their policies in this regard. At least I know where I stand with the DoD and my rights. These corporate goons, on the other hand, are making things up as they go. Bad... in the end the only ones who will win are the lawyers and raider traders.

    1. Re:Consider the following creepy factors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I haven't heard even one executive of another large firm defend any of the behavior of HP's board members

      And you won't hear from Enron's Kenneth Lay who was thrown off HP's board (regardless of how the story is told). Dead men don't lie.

    2. Re:Consider the following creepy factors by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      This might be the biggest corporate privacy scandal ever. Given that the proper consequences of the government privacy scandal have yet to unfold, I wonder if this corporate one will have sufficient consequences.

    3. Re:Consider the following creepy factors by jcr · · Score: 1

      HP used to be one of my top future career destinations, based on their technical aptitude and their culture of innovation and excellence. That all must be long gone by now.

      That HP went away about 20 years ago. I hear that there's some remnants of it at Agilent.

      -jcr

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    4. Re:Consider the following creepy factors by Gobiner · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I can't help wondering if the increasingly strident attitudes regarding the surreptitious gathering of citizens' personal information that are expressed by many people and agencies of the state and federal governments of the US has started to leach into the corporate mindset. Not that I thought that they were honest and fair before... just that they weren't so brazenly foolish as to risk discovery of illegal behavior sanctioned by highly placed management and their well-heeled legal advisors.
      I can't help wondering if the attitudes of politicians in Transmetropolitan is slowly becoming reality. For those who don't know, they do illegal works and don't even bother trying to cover it up because they assume correctly that people (reporters) rarely try to uncover their deeds. In fact, they don't even know how to do a proper cover-up because of its near uselessness. Every time I read one of these stories on Slashdot I just have to wonder: do these people give a single thought about what happens when they are discovered or do they just assume that if they don't reveal their illegal activites no one will ever know?
    5. Re:Consider the following creepy factors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Remember that this is the same HP that outsourced management of the former
      DEC's pension fund to Fidelity, who then allowed its idiotic newbie "fund
      managers" to frolic around Silicon Valley with the entire pension fund
      database on their laptops, which were then stolen out of their company car
      when they stopped for a latte' on their way to giving a demo to HP...

      It seems adamantly clear that the upper management of HP doesn't care about
      privacy.

      Maybe they'll get the hint when their key employees leave for more lucrative
      jobs elsewhere, when their key enterprise customers cancel orders and migrate
      to Sun or IBM, when their suppliers start demanding more cash up front for fear
      they'll never get paid because of a cash crunch, when the US DOD cancels orders and
      precludes HP from bidding on others for failure to meet the most basic
      security requirements, when stockholders start storming the gates, ...

      And remember, stockholders, when the next ballot for directors comes out, to
      read the instructions very carefully. Withholding a vote from a nominee has
      very strong ramifications, too...

      A write-in campaign for Tom Perkins would be interesting, too...

    6. Re:Consider the following creepy factors by ArtStone · · Score: 1

      What part of "Non-Employee" directors is so confusing? The Board Members are -not- HP employees, which makes it all the worse.

      Relating more to your point about the sanctity of the privacy of FBI backround checks so that people will continue to be candid in the future - have we found out yet who at the Clinton White House asked to peruse the FBI private background files of 900 people in the first Bush administation?

      Have we found out yet who hired Craig Livingstone to be the White House chief of security?

      http://www.judicialwatch.org/filegate.shtml

      I look forward to 2008...

      (How long can the media and the Democratic Party ignore Ms. Rodham-Clinton's membership on the Board of Directors of WalMart while Bill was Governor of Arkansas during the early days of Wal*mart?)

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  12. i only wish that the reporters would do this ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    much work on the investigations into all the ongoing scandels in washington(valarie plame, Sibel Edmunds, halliburton, etc).

  13. Semi-retired physicist? by EnsilZah · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is that like a physicist past his half-life, only you haven't checked if he collapsed to his retired state yet?

  14. Re:Lying or incompetent? It is an OR by khallow · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yes, let's get into a semantics argument. "or" as it is used in English means "xor" while "and/or" means "or". Now you know.

  15. corporate america? by MetaCompiler · · Score: 1

    Do to the American version of democracy, it's unavoidable that big corporations is a partner in governing the country. At present the congress and senate has better things to do, so the country is run by the executive branch and the powers of big business. I think it's a testimony to the American journalist that they don't question the system, but adjusts its behavior but applying political accountability to corporate leadership. Why should anybody care about whether HP is an evil mastermind as long as the stock rises and the consumer is happy? Insisting on Chairwoman Patricia Dunns resignation is accepting the corporate accountability and thereby accepting that corporations should take the role of congress.

    1. Re:corporate america? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Why should anybody care about whether HP is an evil mastermind as long as the stock rises and the consumer is happy? Insisting on Chairwoman Patricia Dunns resignation is accepting the corporate accountability and thereby accepting that corporations should take the role of congress.
      ...or that, you know, they should follow the law, like everybody else. Resignation would be a step in the right direction, but I don't think anyone believes for a second this will end in anything less than criminal charges.
  16. Hunting? Already found.... by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 1

    Particia Dunn is incompetent and also stupid. She should resign and criminal charges filed.

    Now, I want to know, why in hell this crap started?? HP as a company went down hill since Carly's hiring. I just bought a HP printer and the ink carts are incredibly small and the casing of the printer is so flimsy. HP USED to make good printers. I ain't saying it's not working and does not have good output.....it does.....it's just I don't see it lasting as long as my Photosmart P1115 has (6 years and 2 computers....still going strong).

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  17. Re:Lying or incompetent? It is an OR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Are you being treated for your Asperger's?

  18. Re:Lying or incompetent? It is an OR by timeOday · · Score: 1

    Not necessarily. If somebody asked me if I had time for an appointment Wednesday or Thursday, and I said "no" because I was available on both days, that would be wierd.

  19. Context of Investigation? by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

    I don't seem to see it mentioned in the article, but what was the context of this whole story?

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  20. Re:Lying or incompetent? It is an OR by ozbird · · Score: 1

    "Do you want tea or coffee?" "Yes."

  21. Dear HP, by sokoban · · Score: 5, Funny

    I would like to submit an application for the position of CEO of your company. I have no experience or qualifications, but honestly how can I be any worse than Carly Fiorina or Patricia Dunn. I promise that in my time as CEO I will line my own pockets with cash from the company's coffers, "Change the company's direction and focus" several times to make it seem that I am really doing something positive for the company, and maybe even pull some sort of shady shit to make the stock price go up a little bit. I can assure you HP, I am the man for the job. If you are really stuck on the whole female executive thing (Chairwoman is not a word), I know some doctors who could totally make it happen.

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  22. Who are you going to believe? by slowbad · · Score: 1
    We're talking about the company that boasts of 15ppm printers that can't print so much as a single DOT on a different page every four seconds to reach those timings.

    Hewlett Packard mastered the art of skillful fact manipulation before they ever mastered the art of PaintJets, DeskJets and DesignJets.

    Since they introduced both the laser printer (LaserJet) and thermal inkjet (ThinkJet) in 1984, they cannot blame Canon or Apple or anybody else for their own lying about printer specifications.

  23. error by kdemetter · · Score: 1

    _XOR_ 1 | 1 != 1 1 | 1 == 0 just to point it out

  24. Emergency Board Meeting by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 1

    >> An emergency HP Board meeting is scheduled for Sunday.

    A live video feed will be available at www.hp.com/boardroom/spycam1 starting at 11:00 AM PDT.

  25. A different, more detailed account by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    The recent NYT/ IHT article gives a different and more detailed account of the current HP mess.

    From Leak, inquiry and resignation rock a boardroom
    By Damon Darlin [Miguel Helft contributing] The New York Times / September 7, 2006
    Reprinted in the International Herald Tribune

    >>
    [....]

    After Hurd succeeded Fiorina, the leaks stopped.

    But in January, an article appeared on the technology news Web site CNET about a management meeting. The report described the company's strategy in dealing with the chip makers Intel and Advanced Micro Devices, as well as possible acquisitions. It struck a nerve among the top executives not only because strategy was revealed but because leaks could open the company up to charges of securities violations because of selective disclosure of information.

    Dunn, who had been named chairwoman after Fiorina's ouster, wanted to restore the trust among the board members - a trust that had been tested as the company went through three years of infighting, beginning with a proxy fight over its acquisition of Compaq Computer. Perkins, according to a top company executive, was as enthusiastic as Dunn was to catch the leaker.

    [....]
    Dunn, the former head of Barclay Global Investors, ordered a further investigation in January. But this time, it was turned over to the company's office of general counsel, which turned to a consulting firm with "substantial experience in conducting internal investigations," as the company described it. Hewlett-Packard has refused to name the firm, but said it had used it before.

    According to a Hewlett-Packard filing with the Securities and Exchange Commission on Wednesday, the consulting firm then subcontracted the work to another group of investigators to obtain information about phone calls between Hewlett-Packard directors and outsiders.

    When the investigators were done, the results were presented to the full board, which includes Hurd. The evidence pointed to George A. Keyworth II, the board's longest-serving member, with 20 years' service. H.P. said that Keyworth admitted being the source of the leak and that the board, after discussion, asked him to resign. He refused.

    At that point, Perkins announced his own resignation. Both Perkins's representatives and company officials say Perkins accused Dunn of betraying him. According to Perkins's spokesman, it was because Dunn had agreed to handle the matter privately and quietly. But Viet D. Dinh, Perkins's lawyer on this matter, also said that Perkins was upset with the extent of the investigation. He was the sole member to object.
    [....]

    Perkins's resignation was reported by Hewlett-Packard, which gave no cause. Perkins took nearly a month off, spending most of the time on his yacht.

    [From an earlier section of the article: " Perkins, who was briefly married to the best-selling author Danielle Steel and recently wrote a racy novel titled "Sex and the Single Zillionaire," did not respond to requests for comment. A representative said Perkins was in the Mediterranean on his new $100 million 287-foot yacht, the Maltese Falcon, and did not want to be disturbed." 8~D]

    When he returned to Silicon Valley in June, he pressed the company to amend its filing with the Securities and Exchange Commission to reflect the reason for his resignation - a request it rebuffed until Wednesday - and agitated for H.P. to investigate its methods. The Wilson Sonsini firm was asked by a board committee to do the job.

    What Perkins did not know at the time - indeed, H.P. said no one on the board did - was that the leak investigators had used a form of subterfuge known as "pretexting," or false pretenses, to obtain the directors' official phone records. That was revealed in an e-mail response when Perkins directly asked Larry W. Sonsini, the chairman of Wilson Sonsini, about the investigative methods.

    The Wilson Sonsini investigation concluded that the use of pr

    1. Re:A different, more detailed account by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

      "Dunn, who had been named chairwoman after Fiorina's ouster, wanted to restore the trust among the board members"

      Oopsie.

  26. "Pretexting" by jfruhlinger · · Score: 1

    I'm very grateful for this whole hullabaloo, mostly because it taught me the word "pretexting". Can someone honestly explain to me how "pretexting" is different from "fraud" or "lying"?

    1. Re:"Pretexting" by Faylone · · Score: 1

      That's simple, the difference is that pretexting doesn't sound as bad.

    2. Re:"Pretexting" by novus+ordo · · Score: 2, Informative
      Lying is not illegal pretexting is.

      Under federal law -- the Gramm-Leach-Bliley Act -- it's illegal for anyone to:
      • use false, fictitious or fraudulent statements or documents to get customer information from a financial institution or directly from a customer of a financial institution.
      • use forged, counterfeit, lost, or stolen documents to get customer information from a financial institution or directly from a customer of a financial institution.
      • ask another person to get someone else's customer information using false, fictitious or fraudulent statements or using false, fictitious or fraudulent documents or forged, counterfeit, lost, or stolen documents.
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  27. Re:ZZzzzzzz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You wouldn't think it to be a snorer if you were:

    a.) An investor (direct or indirect through mutual funds or whatever) who had a
    significant investment in HP stock
    or
    b.) An employee who is wondering how many orders might be either cancelled
    or never obtained because customers refuse to purchase from a company perceived
    to be having serious management problems
    or
    c.) A vendor (or employee thereof) wondering how soon/fast incoming orders will
    tumble because larger HP (would-be) customers are being spooked by yet another
    round of upper management instability.
    or
    d.) A customer or potential customer running a large enterprise that spends millions
    of dollars per year from various vendors for hardware, software, integration services,
    and/or field service maintenance, that your multi-billion-dollar business has to rely on.

    As a retired HP employee, who was one of the many who came into work one Monday
    morning to be told that we (DEC) had been bought out by Compaq over the previous
    weekend (and discovered that it wasn't a joke, and that a few colleagues had had
    microphones shoved in their faces on their way in to work, asking for comments),
    I can tell you that this sort of misbehaviour is very effing scary, particularly
    if you'd put in a few decades of work there, all for nothing.

    It's a shame that Tom Perkins resigned in a huff - I was hoping that we could have
    depended on him to throw yet another bitch out of the boardroom on her ass.

    Monday morning will be yet another interesting start of the week for thousands of
    HP employees, wondering who's going to be at the helm. The Slashdot article said there
    was an emergency board meeting scheduled for Sunday, other articles indicate that there
    would be a telephone board meeting over the weekend. Let's just hope that, however it
    happens, that Dunn gets all done there, as they say in New Hampsha...

  28. Re:Lying or incompetent? It is an OR by mysticgoat · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Hmm, it is interesting that someone on slashdot thinks truth tables are 'funny'.

    Yep, I agree with parent: in formal english, 'or' alone is the non-exclusive OR (and an exclusive XOR is phrased as 'either ... or ...'.

    That said, in sloppy english where the XOR is clearly implied by context, the word 'either' is often dropped. Thus the question: "Is she a lying blackhat or a truthful whitehat?" (But note that two possible replies are "She is neither," and "She is both"-- and either of these would be a denial that the implied XOR is an appropriate model of reality.) So a good practice when encountering the word 'or' is to see if inserting 'either' in front of the first clause can be done without changing the sense of the sentence.

    Another thing: in typical english conversations, short-circuit evaluation of non-exclusive OR clauses is permitted. Thus with the original question "Is Patricia Dunn a liar or incompetent?" there is no need to explore whether she is incompetent if it is shown that she is a liar, and vice versa.

    In this particular case, events have already demonstrated that Patricia Dunn has been so incompetent in handling this investigation that she now finds herself the cause of a major scandal that is damaging HP stockholders' interests. So whether she is also a liar is no longer an issue (wrt the scope of the article): since she is incompetent, she should do the only honorable thing left for her to do and fall on her sword.

    When she is out shopping her resume around again, other potential employers might be concerned about whether she was also a liar as well as being incompetent. But that isn't in the scope of TFA.

  29. Re:Lying or incompetent? It is an OR by FLEB · · Score: 1

    I believe that would be a tea-coffee mix, then. Mixing all the bits of tea and all the bits of coffee.

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  30. Re:Lying or incompetent? It is an OR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1 | 1 = 1
    1 | 1 = 0

    eh?

    I think you mean

    1 | 0 = 1
    1 | 1 = 0

  31. Re:Lying or incompetent? It is an OR by GweeDo · · Score: 1

    I hate to nit-pick, but your third line in each of those tables should be: 1|0=1

  32. Re:Hunting? Already found.... by Dexx · · Score: 1

    There's an incentive for the company to make crappy products - if your printer lasts for 6 years, there's not as much income as one printer every year.

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  33. Re:Lying or incompetent? It is an OR by couch_potato · · Score: 1
    Hmm, it is interesting that someone on slashdot thinks truth tables are 'funny'.

    You mean interesting as in sad, right?

    Cool links.
  34. Send Feedback to HP CEO Mark Hurd by grolaw · · Score: 1

    If you have HP products and are on an automatic driver update list you can hit the "unsubscribe" in the last update email - and that will log you on associated with your product or products (making you a high-value feedback / validated customer) and then you can send "real" feedback through the Contact link. Select the CEO and select business suggestions from the pulldown menu (no - you can't give your own subject). If you don't have HP products you can send low-value feedback here http://www.hp.com/hpinfo/execteam/email/hurd/index .html/

    I cancelled all of my subscriptions and in feedback said that the actions of the Chairwoman Patricia Dunn were inconsistent with the law and good business practice and that I was not going to purchase another HP product until there were significant changes in the board and HP's business practices. I also gave them my name, address, phone and fax of my law firm. I can be validated and want to be counted as one very outraged customer / shareholder.

    I have divested myself of all HP stock (200 shares were given to me when I entered college 33 years ago) - but I also hold TIAA-CREF and other funds that do not allow me to elect the stock purchases / holdings. I have sent them letters asking that they express grave concern about HP's management.

    Frankly, since the takeover I have been unhappy with the quality of the products and I have Laserjet 500s still doing solid work after nearly 20 years. The last HP printers I bought for the firm were 4100N's with the postscript option and three tray feeds. Nothing has been as solid as the older printers.

    Send the company a major message that this kind of management stupidity will result in massive loss of business.

    This is the time for the "Slashdot effect" to make a difference.

  35. Please tell me... by Paracelcus · · Score: 1

    Somebody tell me that the bitch Carley Fiorina is behind this!

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  36. nonsense, turn the board over by swschrad · · Score: 1

    it is just PLAIN OLD NOT RIGHT to spy on people in this country. every member of the board and HP staff who were in on this fiasco must go, publicly, noisily, NOW.

    or HP must go away.

    if the first doesn't happen, the market will make the second happen.

    ball's in your court....

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    1. Re:nonsense, turn the board over by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1
      or HP must go away.
      if the first doesn't happen, the market will make the second happen.
      The market doesn't care about that. All it cares about is whether it's the cheapest or not.
    2. Re:nonsense, turn the board over by dave562 · · Score: 1
      The market doesn't care about that. All it cares about is whether it's the cheapest or not.

      Not entirely true. I've been a dedicated Compaq customer because of their Proliant server line. When HP acquired Compaq I was scared that the Proliants were going to disappear and that HP was going to push their NetServers. Luckily HP realized that the NetServer was inferior and decided to rebrand Proliants. So long as the quality stays the same, I don't give two shits about what goes on in HP's boardroom. It seems to me like the HP board is on the ball tho. This Perkins guy is breaking bat like he should.

  37. Re:Airline codes (PP's sig, yes it's OT, go 'haid) by jthill · · Score: 1

    SQL: San Carlos, CA. Walking distance from Oracle headquarters.

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  38. Re:i only wish that the reporters would do this .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But why would they do that?

    Take NBC, for instance. They're owned by General Electric, a fairly major weapons manufacturer It's not in NBC's best interest to perform true, journalistic investigations into the various issues surrounding the Iraq war. They'll put on a half-assed effort to make it look like they're journalists. But they won't ask the difficult questions, and won't report on the situations and people that would show the War on Terror to be the scam that it is.

    In fact, it's in their best interest to promote such activities. The more weaponry that is used in Iraq and Afghanistan (and perhaps Iran, in the near future), the more GE profits. The various NBC news programs are able to increase their viewership by covering, in a very sanitized way, these wars.

    Then there is FOX. Their unwillingness to act as competent journalists would appear to be due to ideological, religious and political reasons. War in the Middle East appeals to the apocalyptic views of many fundamentalist and extremist Christians, who happen to make up a very large portion of the southeastern and central American populations. News Corp.'s most effective way to get viewers is to appeal to their sense of Biblical nonsense. Doing so is completely contradictory to true journalistic practices, however.

  39. Re:Lying or incompetent? It is an OR by IndigoParadox · · Score: 1

    That would be "tea and coffee."

    Saying yes when offered a choice only means that you want one of the options... Further questioning ("Well, which one do you want?") is required to determine which of those options you want.

  40. Re:Lying or incompetent? It is an OR by imidan · · Score: 1

    __XOR__
    0 | 0 = 0
    0 | 1 = 1
    1 | 1 = 1
    1 | 1 = 0

    Did you, by any chance, work for Intel around about the time of the first Pentium release?
  41. Re:Airline codes (PP's sig, yes it's OT, go 'haid) by Abreu · · Score: 1

    I have a list of about 7 or 8 airport codes that are also recognizable as tech acronyms... However Slashdot only allows me 3 for space constraints...

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  42. Re:Lying or incompetent? It is an OR by AhtirTano · · Score: 1

    Yes, let's get into a semantics argument. "or" as it is used in English means "xor" while "and/or" means "or". Now you know.

    Incorrect. English "or" frequently means "xor", but not always. Consider: "Do you have a dime or two nickles?" Your answer can be "yes" if you have a dime, two nickles, or a dime and two nickles. Or: "Do you want something to eat or drink?" You can say "yes" if you want something to eat, or if you want something to drink, or if you want both.

  43. Re:Lying or incompetent? It is an OR by noidentity · · Score: 1

    __XOR__ 0 | 0 = 0 0 | 1 = 1 1 | 1 = 1 1 | 1 = 0

    Are you lying incompetent?

  44. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  45. Has anyone noticed groklaw is down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has anyone noticed that groklaw has been down (from australia anyway) for at least 12 hours ?

  46. Re:Lying or incompetent? It is an OR by MLease · · Score: 1

    Saying yes when offered a choice only means that you want one of the options... Further questioning ("Well, which one do you want?") is required to determine which of those options you want.

    Yes, this is true. But the person who does this, when it's obvious that one is being offered a choice between the two, is just being a wiseass.

    -Mike

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  47. HP's Cantankerous Leadership by christoofar · · Score: 1

    First Fiorina, now this.

    If I was an employee at HP, I would be searching dice.com right now, because this distraction is obviously going to mire ongoing project work within the company. Too bad the competition with the 10,000 laid off Intel employees is going to pose a bit of a competition for EEs and PMs working at the company.

    Perhaps it's time to wipe off the board and start over--or take the company private so that it doesn't have to worry so much with the intense SEC and Wall Street scrutiny. It's not like HP share price is ever going to go back into the stratosphere. Most of I/T, thanks to the outsourcing phenomenon, is on a path to the lowest common economic denominator, with cost-control ruling the day over developing new markets and innovative products.

    There is no market HP is engaged in where it is not one of a multitude of players in an oligopoly. This situation leaves HP with a lock-in on narrow or diminishing margins. It's time to reinvent the company... again.

  48. Be specific, it matters. by twitter · · Score: 1

    In this case, Ms. Dunn may have had a moral duty to stop the leaking of proprietary HP information.

    That is a meaningless statement. WTF is "proprietary HP information"? Without specifics we can't say who's wrong. If the leak was about Fiona's $21,000,000 severance package, the leaker followed their moral judgement to inform stockholders against the will of a corrupt board. Lying to get phone records to punish a whistle blower is both immoral and against the law. When the AG gets finished with this case, we will know just how corrupt the board was. Kudos to the member who resigned.

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  49. Hypocritical media by Ingolfke · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I love how the media hates it when someone else obtains information under "false pretenses" or illegally and yet they do it all the time and call it tough journalism. They'll pretend they're children to trap child predators (I'm not defending child predators...), they take classified information from informants, I expect they do some of the same things that happened during this investigation.

    That doesn't make HP right, but the media is certainly hypocritical.

    1. Re:Hypocritical media by SwashbucklingCowboy · · Score: 1

      Presenting yourself as someone you aren't to a criminal is hardly the same as presenting yourself to another in order to steal information.

    2. Re:Hypocritical media by Ingolfke · · Score: 1

      Why? You're assuming the person is a criminal or if you present an opportunity to engage in potentially criminal activities then that must justify your misrepresentation. The media agent is engaging in corporate information theft by taking information unlawfully from the board member. At a minimum they are party to corporate espionage and contract violation or suspected of such... we just automatically give the media a pass because they're the "media".

  50. Re:This is Slashdot's Witch Hunt by The+Good+Jim · · Score: 1

    No, they didn't "waive", or even wave their dubiously legal actions about.

    HP hid quite a lot. They consulted lawyers becuse they doubted the legality of their actions. They then did their best to hide their actions, despite claiming they were mostly legal - check their more recent SEC filings.

    The board member who was chair of the *governance* committee resigned over HPs actions, and HP did not report anything other than his resignation - despite their legal obligations, and despite his requests - so he reported it himself.

    Check out his letters here:

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0905061hp1.ht ml

    not pretty

  51. and how's astroturf paying these days? by alizard · · Score: 1

    Let's see, we've got large segments of the press and investment community calling for Patricia Dunn's head, the California AG's investigating HP, and an emergency HP board meeting taking place tomorrow and we have you telling us that pretexting is legal and there's no big deal, that all HP's trouble is due to a Slashdot witch hunt. Why don't you tell the HP Board of Directors that this is all much ado about nothing?

    As for HP's reputation getting trashed, that's simply due to people having been around long enough to have seen in person the decline in quality of HP equipment and some of us who worked in HP back when working for HP was something to be proud of. I used to own a HP Laserjet Series II. . . I've seen the flimsy plastic junk HP calls printers these days, and decided to buy a Canon iP3000 which is running from Linux right now. Dunn's latest stupidity is just icing on the cake.

  52. Too bad George isn't going to be at... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...tomorrow's board meeting. Would love to know what goes down.

  53. Forbes Paints Nose Brown and Smelly. by twitter · · Score: 1

    None of this liberal 'think about her feelings, criminals have rights too' bullshit here. The article was totally on target.

    We shall see who is convicted, right now it's just an embarrassingly well documented accusation that the AG and most sensible people believe. It's only on conviction, when guilt is proved beyond a reasonable doubt, that your rights end and only in a manner prescribed by law. That said, shame on Forbes.

    You can go to the MBA porn glossy, Forbes, where Tom Van Ripper writes an unabashed defense of witch hunt. Without really naming the content of the "leaks" or debating the morals of bringing information to the public, he cries and calls for more "oversight" and "information security." They even go so far as to blame the victim for "an atmosphere of distrust". It's a sickening endorsement of all the wrong kind of behavior.

    The whole affair stinks like punishment of a whistle blower. That's unambiguously immoral and illegal.

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  54. Re:This is Slashdot's Witch Hunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Pretexting should be illegal on all accounts in my opinion, but it's NOT regardless of what I think about it!
    Yes, it most certainly is illegal.

    So all I read is misinformed biased readers that would love to take their cubicle induced rage out against any high up manager. Talk about a witch hunt, Slashdot is fanning the flames and is borderlining on reckless reporting.
    Ironic, considering that your post is nothing but moronic blathering, misinformation, and wild speculation.
  55. Re:Lying or incompetent? It is an OR by memprime · · Score: 0

    I think you meant: ___OR__ 0 | 0 = 0 0 | 1 = 1 1 | 0 = 1 1 | 1 = 1 __XOR__ 0 | 0 = 0 0 | 1 = 1 1 | 0 = 1 1 | 1 = 0

  56. Re:Lying or incompetent? It is an OR by FLEB · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't that be only the elements common to tea and coffee?

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  57. Re:Lying or incompetent? It is an OR by KlomDark · · Score: 0

    He said 'ass burger' Huh huhuhuh

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  59. Re:This is Slashdot's Witch Hunt by markana · · Score: 1

    How about this, from a CNET interview with the Calif. AG Bill Lockyer:

    "Q: What is covered under California law with regard to pretexting?
    Lockyer: There are two relevant statutes that may provide for criminal liability to someone who does pretexting. There's an identity theft statute, and there's a law that was designed to mostly address computer hackers, but it's getting information illegally from someone's computer system. Essentially it's pretending you're some other person to get a business that has a lot of personal information about a customer, to get that information disclosed by pretending you're that customer.

    This practice is not illegal under federal law with respect to telephone records, correct? But from what I understand, that's not the case in California.
    Lockyer: Yes, we have a stronger California law than the federal statute."

    (probably this section)

    Sooo, the AG believes that the pretexting, while not specifically addressed by statue, may fall under these other state laws. That'll be fun to watch in court, if it ever gets there.

    Then there's the matter of the all-but-fraadulent SEC report on Perkin's resignation. HP just left out one or two minor details - such as the reason for his departure. Details that are *required* in an 8-K. All they said was:

    "On May 18, 2006, Thomas J. Perkins announced his resignation as a director of Hewlett-Packard Company ("HP"), effective immediately. The text of HP's press release relating to Mr. Perkins' resignation is filed with this report as Exhibit 99.1." (link)

    That's all.

    So HP's in a bit of a fix with the State of CA, *and* with the SEC. Not to mention their customers, who've noticed the decline in product and support quality over the last decade. Sad really - they used to be great.

  60. Re:This is Slashdot's Witch Hunt by markana · · Score: 1

    Oh, and one other thing. If Patricia Dunn weighs the same as a duck, then she *is* a witch, and the hunt was justified. You all know what to do.... :-)

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  62. Re:This is Slashdot's Witch Hunt by markana · · Score: 1

    It's a quality-vs-quantity issue. In the normal course of things, they're not going to go after a small-scale violator. They don't have the resources, and most people don't really care about some faceless data broker getting their hand slapped.

    But, this case is extremely high-profile. Add the targeting of journalists and others not even connected to the leaks, and you've got a story with some legs. That translates into attention being focused on the AG, and *that* will tend to push them into prosecuting. Someone - probably at the PI outfit.

    I think "unlikely" is going to become "probably" in this case. Abd it needs to be - to warn off other companies that want to do the same thing.

    In an earlier age, a CEO in Dunn's place would accept responsibility for the unethical behavior of their subordinates (especially since she was the instigator of such behavior). But we've grown beyond that - it's everyone for themselves these days.

  63. Re:Lying or incompetent? It is an OR by Potor · · Score: 1
    Hmm, it is interesting that someone on slashdot thinks truth tables are 'funny'.
    rephase: only on /. are truth tables considered funny.
  64. Re:This is Slashdot's Witch Hunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Patricia Dunn was responsible for what happened (IF SHE KNEW ABOUT THE SPECIFICS OR NOT), then she should take the fall. That's what it means to be an executive, you are responsible for what happens as a result of your actions. Or at least what it *used* to mean. I guess these days, being an executive means making money and not being responsible for anything.

    Whoever ordered the investigations is responsible. Pretty simple I think!

  65. "Pretexting," my ass by FishinDave · · Score: 1

    I'm amused by the amount of journalistic talent being devoted to explanations of "pretexting" - as if readers don't know "lying" when they see it. :-)

    I called it "ruse calling" when I was in the executive search business.

  66. Re:Lying or incompetent? It is an OR by khallow · · Score: 1

    No, but I deeply regretted the grandparent post, the very moment I hit submit. It is time to Pretend This Never Happened.