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  1. Re:Security? on Look Out, Firefox 3 — IE8 Is Back On Top For Now · · Score: 1

    an entire bowel of free after dinner mints

    What a terrible image!

    What is so terrible about minty-fresh poop?

  2. Re:MMOs are Hobbies and a great value. on A Look At the Growth of MMOs In 2008 · · Score: 1

    Out of curiosity, what are the best of hobbies that have great value in the end?

    Making ass pennies.

  3. Re:No weakness on CCC Create a Rogue CA Certificate · · Score: 1

    Firstly, from this article:

    The attack is based on known weaknesses in the cryptographic hash function known as MD5. In 2004, researchers from China showed it was possible to generate the same MD5 fingerprint for two different messages using off-the-shelf computer hardware. Three years later, a separate group of researchers - many who participated in Tuesday's presentation in Berlin - built off of those findings by showing how to have almost complete freedom in the choice of both messages.

    Maybe I am missing some precision thrust of meaning with your choice of words but my understanding is that the researchers utilized brute force to readily take advantage of a known weakness of MD5. No, it is not broken for everything, but it is most definitively broken for use within the PKI infrastructure (signing certificates).

  4. Re:That's no moon... on Google's GeoEye-1 Takes Its First Pictures · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I wonder how many readers here actually get the joke? The thing is, it looks more like an F-102 Delta Dart/Dagger to me.

  5. Re:Not surprising.... on The Mainframe World Is Alive, Even For Those Under 40 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think you'll find that tool is slang for penis.

  6. Re:Lowest Common Denominator Marketing on Videogames Doomed for a 'Comics-like Ghetto'? · · Score: 1

    You just gave me an awesome idea! imagine this: Sim Politics.

    You could work your way up from mayor of your town to president of the world. You could choose which bribes to accept, who to lie to, and all the other fun things that come along with being a politician. Tell me that game wouldn't kick ass if it was done right. You just gave me an awesome idea! imagine this: Sim Suicide.

    You could watch people play Sim Politics (or hey, even the real thing!) and then feel compelled to shoot yourself in the face.
  7. Re:Unbelievable on Some DNS Requests Ruled Illegal in North Dakota · · Score: 3, Funny

    If I pose a stupid rhetorical question, but it makes me chuckle and/or snicker, is it still a stupid rhetorical question?

  8. Re:Linux is better for games than vista on Transgaming Introduces Cedega 6.0 · · Score: 1

    Learn to be someone with the self control to say "I don't have time to play games right now, I have work to do". I just learned to be someone with the self control to say, "I don't have time to read slashdot right now, I have work to do". Thanks!
  9. Re:Ah, just call me... on The Myth of the Superhacker · · Score: 3, Funny

    +1 insightful
    +1 pun

    Well done friend, well done.

  10. Metaphorically Speaking? on Pthreads vs Win32 threads · · Score: 1

    So who is right (metaphorically speaking?), or what has changed since the first article was written? Did this make anyone else's head explode? Someone help me here, where is the metaphor?

    I have to agree with another poster that posited that this article's submitter is the same shill that wrote the blog entries.
  11. Re:Look at the dates, Dude. on Pthreads vs Win32 threads · · Score: 1

    ... We can't let them Win. (No Pun Intended) Then why the gratuitous capital W?
  12. Re:I've got something to say! on Fedora Project to Help Revitalize RPM · · Score: 1

    The thing is, utilizing yum may not be the "most obvious way" to us old-timers that cut our teeth on RPM.

  13. Re:If this keeps up... on Melting Coins Now Illegal In the U.S. · · Score: 4, Funny

    In what crazy world is the debtor able to punish the one that wanted to condom the debt? In what crazy world would one want to condom the debt ?
  14. Re:Suit up guys! on Millimeter-Wave Weapon Certified For Use In Iraq · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In Iraq today, as in India once upon a time, resistance to a foreign occupying power is "domestic protest". What a fucking stretch. You may have noticed that the overwhelming majority of "protesting" happening in Iraq today is in the form of Muslim-on-Muslim violence. You know, staunch believers of "the religion of peace" planting and/or delivering explosives amongst civilians at worship. Or the same believers beheading those in Iraq that wish for a peaceful, secure country and therefore join the U.S.-trained police/security forces. How in the hell can anyone equate Ghandi's non-violent protests in British Imperial India with today's mayhem in Iraq?

    P.S. Yeah, I'm a little biased being from the west, but I'm also an atheist. So all you peaceful Muslims out there with their knickers in a twist over what I wrote, please be at ease and know that my mockery is directed soley at those individuals that perpetrate heinous acts in the name of and therefore mock most sinfully the tenets of, your religion.
  15. Re:Stallman Absolves Novell. Absolves? on Stallman Absolves Novell · · Score: 1

    I thought guilt implied some form of touching one's self having been committed.

  16. Re:Alright, own up on Ballmer Says Linux "Infringes Our Intellectual Property" · · Score: 1
    IBM's probably holding off until it's finished decapitating SCO, putting holy wafer in its mouth, a stake in its heart, and then burying it at a crossroads.

    Good job working lesser-known vampire lore into tech business commentary!
  17. Re:Thanks Diebold! on Diebold Demands That HBO Cancel Documentary · · Score: 1

    Don't expect a lawsuit to come of this. That would mean discovery.

    If SCO can get away with it why not you ?!

  18. Re:Please upgrade BLINK on HTML to be 'Incrementally Evolved' · · Score: 1

    you forgot to make the warning text blink!

  19. Re:Maybe it's just a sign of evolution on Testosterone Tumbling in American Males · · Score: 1

    uhhh... diets high in synthetic hormones are already linked to lower testosterone and higher estrogen levels. I would say, if anything, meatier American diets are likely the culprit.

    there, fixed!

  20. Re:Patricia & the Moral High Grounds on HP Witch Hunt Also Targeted Reporter's Father · · Score: 1

    ... and the voters of a nation writing laws.

    Whoa, whoa, WHOA there pardner! That's anarchy, son, and we'll have none of that here!

  21. Re:great on Lockheed Martin Wins Contract to Build Mars Lander · · Score: -1, Troll
    And why else would would we go there? Scienctists can build robots to measure effects more acuratly then they would by hand. Tourism is a collosal waste and those who go will be the people with more money than they really deserve. So really...why do we need to go there?

    Forgive me if I come off a little harsh ... but inanity such as you took the time to type out is one very good reason. We can only program robots to do so much and there is no substitute for actual human experience. Without human experience how else are we to react to the world around us? In whatever incarnation we do finally realize some semblance of "thinking" machines the era in which we do so is still some many years off.

    Another reason to "go there" would be to put some appreciable distance between myself and the fecund abberants of humanity that seem to be driving this world to calamity--yeah I'm talking about the "believers". Fuck you and your faith. I'd be happier if I had a few million kilometers between myself and the kooks with nuclear arsenals owning in aggregate more than enough warheads to slag humanity a few times over.
  22. Re:Violence is OK then on Illinois to Pay for Unconstitutional Gaming Law · · Score: 1, Funny

    knee-jerk heathen

  23. Re:maybe another term is appropriate? on What it Means to be a Mashup · · Score: 1
    2. In many cases I might agree with you. But mashup is an emerging art. And it beats Shitney every time.

    Every time you say ?! But, but ... what about mashups with "Shitney" songs (using the term 'song' loosely of course) ?
    "Oops I did it again" mashed into "Papa don't preach" might be amusing!
  24. Re:maybe another term is appropriate? on What it Means to be a Mashup · · Score: 1
    A mashup is a piece of music

    That's debatable.

    Most mash-ups that I've heard I would much rather listen to the songs serially and in their entireties.
  25. Re:at what point on Windows Vista and the Future of Hardware · · Score: 1
    People like choice, they hate the results of having that choice.

    That is far too simplistic a statement to be accurate. It's more like this: Most consumers want choice but dislike the burden of dealing with the consequences of other consumers's different choices as they affect their own.