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MGM to Produce "The Hobbit"

pawnder writes, "According to two sources, MGM and New Line are partnering to produce 'The Hobbit' as part of MGM's new plans to create blockbuster movies again. From theonering.net: 'Over the next few years, MGM is planning to release half a dozen films, some in the $150 million to $200 million-plus range. Studio is ready to unveil such high-profile projects as "Terminator 4"; one or two installments of "The Hobbit," which Sloan hopes will be directed by Peter Jackson; and a sequel to "The Thomas Crown Affair" with Pierce Brosnan.'" With or without Tom singing, is what I want to know.

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  1. age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Since all the actors are older, how are they going to portray them as younger looking? I'm mostly wondering about Gandolf and Gollum.

    1. Re:age by Jboost · · Score: 2, Insightful
    2. Re:age by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 2, Funny

      I didn't know Stephen Colbert read slashdot...

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    3. Re:age by DragonWriter · · Score: 4, Insightful
      It's instantly obvious that you've got no knowledge of Middle Earth history. Gandalf is possibly hundreds of years old.
      "Gandalf is possibly hundreds of years old"? You really shouldn't be saying other people don't know Middle Earth history.
    4. Re:age by erotic+piebald · · Score: 2, Informative
      Bilbo: he's young in The Hobbit, old in LoTR:

      51, then 52 in the Hobbit, IIRC.
      111 at the beginning of LOTR (his birthday party). 129? 130? at the Grey Havens?
      Hobbits 'come of age' at 33. Assuming 21:33, 51 ~~ 32. So, early middle age, not "young", I'd say.
    5. Re:age by LDoggg_ · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Holm would do fine as the Ring had caused the aging process to slow. Gandalf was suprised at the beginning of Fellowship when he told Bilbo that he hadn't aged a day, so the stage is already set.
      Also Elrond of Rivendell could still be done by Hugo Weaving.

      If you could get Ian Holm, Hugo Weaving, Ian Mckellen, and Peter Jackson all together again, The Hobbit would have to be excellent.
      The battle of the 5 armies could be done just as well as Pellenor Fields or the Black Gate, maybe better as the CGI will have progressed through a few more years of technological enhancements.

      I'm psyched.

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    6. Re:age by Grant_Watson · · Score: 4, Informative

      Presumably, this is a joke, but what they hey.

      Gandalf (TTT): "Three hundred lives of men I have walked this earth and now I have no time. "

    7. Re:age by voice_of_all_reason · · Score: 4, Informative

      Gandalf is indeed a maia (god), and his first appearance in Middle Earth was around 1,000 in the Third Age, though, making his current form about 2,019 years old.

    8. Re:age by voice_of_all_reason · · Score: 2, Funny

      5,000 hours in MS Paint?

    9. Re:age by AuMatar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Bilbo stopped aging due to the effects of the ring. So they only need to make him look as young as he did in the shire.

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    10. Re:age by Eccles · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's like goldy or bronzy, only it's made out of iron.

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    11. Re:age by theneb · · Score: 2, Funny

      Tom curise as the hobbit. Sure opener, who's with me?

    12. Re:age by Phoenix666 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That's true, and it always put me in mind of another thing that doesn't make sense if you only saw the movies: why would Sauron be afraid of Aragorn, and how is it that Aragorn was able to resist the temptation of the ring and deny Sauron the palantirs? In the movies Sauron is a seemingly omnipotent evil.

      It's only when you read all the back story notes Tolkien wrote before writing LOTR that you find out that the Numenoreans, Aragorn's ancestors, were so powerful that they kicked Sauron's butt and kept him imprisoned and tortured in a tower for a long, long time. They were so powerful that they made war on the Valinor, nearly made it, but then were cast down for their blasphemy. That's when Sauron escaped, and the survivors fled to found Gondor and the Northern kingdom.

      So Sauron was really more like an evil Gandalf on steroids, and knew that Aragorn had the stuff to take him down.

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    13. Re:age by Jesterboy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Presumably in the same manner they made Elijah Wood and friends look like hobbits:

      Magic!

      Err, I mean...

      Computers!

    14. Re:age by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 2, Funny

      And not just Tom Cruise either, but a singing Tom Cruise! I can hardly contain myself.

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    15. Re:age by voice_of_all_reason · · Score: 2, Informative

      Tolkien's universe makes a big difference between immortality and invulnerability. Sauron was killed twice already -- once drowned in Numenor, once at the hand of Isildur. He apparently gets ghosted until he can power back up again (in the second case, he never did because too much of his will was bound up in the ring). Dragons were maia too, and they could apparently be outright killed. But Sauron was really afraid of Aragorn because he was challenged at the Hornburg when Aragorn revealed himself in the palantir, urging Sauron to attack immediately instead of waiting until he had built up an overwhelming army.

    16. Re:age by merlin_jim · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Since all the actors are older, how are they going to portray them as younger looking? I'm mostly wondering about Gandolf and Gollum.

      I wouldn't worry about Gandolf or Bilbo. Gollum's a big maybe

      Gandolf is an angel / god that first showed up during the early years of the Middle Age - approx 2000 years before the events in LoTR

      Gollum found the ring some time after Sauron was defeated the first time - and he and Bilbo both were supposedly ageless while in posession of the ring. I believe Gollum supposedly aged after losing the ring but IIRC, LoTR didn't really go into that in the movies so no need to make Gollum appear any different in the prequel?

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    17. Re:age by John+Harrison · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're worried about Gollum, a CGI character? Why on earth is that? If you are trying to be funny then I'm sorry.

      If you paid much attention Gollum looks significantly different in each of the three LOTR films anyhow. He'll probably look different yet again in the Hobbit movies.

    18. Re:age by JesseMcDonald · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They were so powerful that they made war on [the Valar / Valinor], nearly made it, but then were cast down for their blasphemy.

      It's interesting to note in this context that it wasn't the Valar that beat them. When the Númenóreans chose to make war on Valinor and claim it for their own the Valar set aside their delegated authority and called upon Eru (Ilúvatar), the Supreme Being. The result of their appeal was that the rebelleous Númenóreans were defeated at sea, Númenor itself was cast into the sea and thus destroyed, and the shape of the world itself was changed ("bent") such that mortal beings (non-Exiles) could no longer reach Valinor. Only the exiled High Elves were granted special dispensation to travel the "straight path" from the Havens back to the Undying Lands and thus leave Middle-Earth forever.

      The full account can be found in The Silmarillion (specifically the Akallabêth) along with several other intriguing stories of the Elder Days.

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  2. PLEASE!!!! by Chineseyes · · Score: 2, Insightful

    NO MORE SEQUELS!!!

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    1. Re:PLEASE!!!! by brjndr · · Score: 2, Informative

      The Hobbit would be a prequel.

  3. Who cares about the hobbit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    A sequel to the thomas crown affair! I am so excited.

  4. Re:Huh?!?! by Kuj0317 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yep.

    One for there
    One for back again

    clean division.

    I know, jokes aside i agree. However, this is hollywood, and epics=$$$.

  5. The singing Tom Bombadil - for the confused by lightyear4 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Few are those who will understand the reference to Tom singing without having read the Hobbit and Tolkien's related works. As is often the sad truth about interpretations of books, sections get omitted for brevity and plot considerations. Unfortunately, this has a tendency to remove some of the depth present in the original work. Such is the case with Tom; this is why his name is unfamiliar whereas Bilbo et al are near universal in recognition.

    Here are two rather good sources of information about Tom:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Bombadil
    http://www.cas.unt.edu/~hargrove/bombadil.html

    1. Re:The singing Tom Bombadil - for the confused by TubeSteak · · Score: 2, Insightful

      While Tom is a relevant character, he also doesn't fit terribly well into the world Tolkien has created.

      He's kinda just 'there' and would probably require more explaining than any director is willing to put on screen.

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    2. Re:The singing Tom Bombadil - for the confused by TopShelf · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Just remember, however, Tom Bombadil doesn't appear in The Hobbit...

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    3. Re:The singing Tom Bombadil - for the confused by coldmist · · Score: 3, Informative

      On the contrary, It's from Tom (and the tomb where he rescues the hobbits) that they get the swords with ancient magic which can kill Sauron in the end. It is important for that point, if nothing else.

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    4. Re:The singing Tom Bombadil - for the confused by TrappedByMyself · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, if I had my way, we'd see a singing Tom AND he would be played by Shatner.

      Such a missed opportunity.

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    5. Re:The singing Tom Bombadil - for the confused by coldmist · · Score: 3, Informative

      Sorry, Which they use to kill the captain of the ring-raiths, not Sauron.

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    6. Re:The singing Tom Bombadil - for the confused by AuMatar · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'd prefer Nimoy. He could rerecord the Ballad of Bilbo Baggins.

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  6. Possibly the wrong Idea by AndyG314 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I really think that the movie industry is out of touch with this one. The more spent on a movie, the bigger the risk is, since there is more up-front cost to recupe. So rather than going for new unproven ideas, they rehash the same ideas, and do sequils.

    The problem is that the movie industry has grown so bloated that the idea of tightening budgest, and making movies on the cheap that don't need to grose as much to be profitable isn't even considered, instead they simply throw more money at the problem.

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  7. why would peter jackson direct it? by Frag-A-Muffin · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ... one or two installments of "The Hobbit," which Sloan hopes will be directed by Peter Jackson ...

    I thought Peter Jackson was quoted as saying he'd love to do it! (right after king kong?) And if they're saying the studio would want him to direct it. Umm, the only thing left I can see is financial terms. After the boatload of money he brought in for the LoTR trilogy*, I can't see them saying no to his terms :)

    * yes, I know it's not really a trilogy, but that's what we're calling it cuz he made 3 movies, ok!? :P

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    1. Re:why would peter jackson direct it? by gstoddart · · Score: 2, Informative
      I thought Peter Jackson was quoted as saying he'd love to do it! (right after king kong?) And if they're saying the studio would want him to direct it. Umm, the only thing left I can see is financial terms.

      And his schedule of course. IMDB shows him as having two films in pre-production already. I think the LoTR movies gave him a lot of financial independance to do as he pleases.

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  8. Re:Huh?!?! by JeTmAn81 · · Score: 5, Informative

    First of all, technically there was only one LOTR book, which was split into three separate books for publishing purposes. The subdivision of "books" inside the novel denoted a separation that was more akin to chapters than actual whole books. Second of all, Jackson isn't doing anything on this project yet, so why are you blaming him? Lastly, Jackson made three GREAT films out of the single-book LOTR. I will applaud any effort he makes, if indeed he does make one, at making The Hobbit into a film or films.

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  9. Not on my watch! by Scrameustache · · Score: 4, Funny

    There were only 3 LoTR books. Not 6.

    6, usually sold two by two in three volumes.

    You're on notice, buster: One more show of geekish ignorance and I'll have your nerd badge!

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    1. Re:Not on my watch! by OverlordQ · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually you should be put on notice.

      It was written as one book, but was divided up due to wartime shortages on paper and to keep the printing price down on the first volume.

      Stop confusing individual books with volumes.

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    2. Re:Not on my watch! by Scrameustache · · Score: 2, Informative
      Stop confusing individual books with volumes.

      For publication, due largely to post-war paper shortages, but also to keep the price of the first volume down, the book was divided into three volumes: The Fellowship of the Ring: Books I and II, The Two Towers: Books III and IV, and The Return of the King: Books V and VI plus 6 appendices.


      That's it, hand it over. No more nerd badge for you until you complete basic training again... let's see you do the Vulcan salute, and then shine those d20s!
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    3. Re:Not on my watch! by CynicalTyler · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually, there was no LoTR! It was invented by Peter Jackson and the false memory of reading the books (even the idea of Tolkien himself!) was implanted in your mind by subliminal messages in the advertisements for the movies.

      Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

    4. Re:Not on my watch! by djeca · · Score: 2, Funny

      Look, it's pretty simple. There were originally supposed to be nine books; Fellowship of the Ring, The Two Towers and Return of the King are books 4, 5 and 6 respectively.

      Tolkein never got around to writing books 1, 2 and 3 (or 7, 8 and 9, for that matter) because he was too busy rewriting the middle 3 books to be truer to his original artistic vision. From what I've seen of the drafts, the changes principally consisted of having Saruman shoot first. Oh, and replacing swords with walkie-talkies.

  10. Tom Singing? by dslauson · · Score: 3, Informative
    "With or without Tom singing, is what I want to know."
    Tom singing? Is he talking about Tom Bombadil? That's not in the hobbit, anyway, that was in the first book of LOTR, and was cut from the move, if I'm not mistaken. And rightly so. That was quite possibly the lamest part of the whole middle earth saga, IMHO.
    1. Re:Tom Singing? by Scrameustache · · Score: 2, Funny

      Stop hatin' on Tom Bombadil, sucka.

      I think you missed out a bit on the significance of Tom's friend Old Man Willow and the Ents the hobbits later meet...
      Plus he smote a hundred orcs, he's hardcore, yo!

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    2. Re:Tom Singing? by vain+gloria · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Tom singing? Is he talking about Tom Bombadil? That's not in the hobbit, anyway, that was in the first book of LOTR, and was cut from the move, if I'm not mistaken.
      This is +5 informative? The summary is clearly making a humorous point regarding the much-discussed constant tension between book and film versions.

      Compare: Peter Jackson is apparently producing a remake of The Dambusters. "With or without Tom singing, is what I want to know."

      It's analogous to asking if King Kong falls off the Empire State Building in PJ's version or gets dragged off it by a Warg.
    3. Re:Tom Singing? by Himring · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Informative? Yes, on Tom not being in the Hobbit. A resounding "No!" on Tom as lame (of course, I think I'm eating troll bait here).

      As I explained above, Tom was not necessary to the telling of LoTR & Jackson can be forgiven for not including him. He is irreplaceable to the cosmology -- that primary effort of Tolkien wherein is found LoTR, The Hobbit, et al.

      Such statements as you make reveal that you assume LoTR was Tolkien's main effort. It was not. He wanted, and indeed first did, create a cosmology wherein he placed a history and languages and then, oh yes, he decided it needed some stories and thus you have LoTR, The Hobbit, etc., ... almost as an afterthought.

      This is why Tolkien is so rich and so landmark and arguably the creator of an entire genre -- modern fantasy (yes, yes, my English prof & I argued on that point, but he was responsible, if nothing else, for publishing fantasy abroad and birthing the modern form of it).

      The main reason LoTR has such staying power is the layers underneath, and these layers are language built on history built on cosmology (and mythos). Lucky you are if you read other fantasy writer's beforehand. I messed up and made Tolkien my 2nd journey into fantasy as a teenager (I'm now near 40). I cannot enjoy any other fantasy now. It all goes back to Tolkien & so do I (ok, ok, Jordan is good stuff too)....

      As one friend told me, "I really messed up and read Tolkien first, now I can't stand those other books."

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  11. Re:Graverobbing by kalirion · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Um, how is Pixar's stuff the same movie again? What exactly do Monster's Inc. and The Incredibles have in common? Or are you saying that all family friendly CGI cartoons where the good guys win are the same movie?

  12. RTFS by Prien715 · · Score: 4, Informative

    C'mon folks. I know that it's really hard to click through to the article, but can we at least read the summary?

    One or two installments of "The Hobbit," which Sloan hopes will be directed by Peter Jackson

    Looks like it's the studio that wants two in installments. Since Jackson hasn't even been hired onto the project, he can't be making decisions about it. I'm not a Jackson fan, but please, give credit to the formulaic movie execs where credit is due.

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  13. Re:Huh?!?! by Volante3192 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I thought it was packaged as one book way back in the day, but the binding couldn't hold the massive tome so the publisher asked Tolkien to split it up into more manageable parts, so he went to three and that's where the part titles came from...

  14. Tom Bombadil wasn't in The Hobbit... by daniel422 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm missing the Tom reference here. Tom Bombadil -- left out of Peter Jackson's LOTR trilogy -- wasn't in The Hobbit. And I kinda liked the "Road Goes Ever On" music -- or maybe that's just my childish remeberences of the cartoon version.

  15. Re:Huh?!?! by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 5, Informative
    There were only 3 LoTR books. Not 6.

    LoTR is actually one novel of six books published in three volumes.

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  16. Silmarils by toddhisattva · · Score: 2, Funny
    Want some Silmarillion,

    Directed by Mel Brooks:

    History of the World, Part Zero

  17. Depends on what you mean by "book" by Kelson · · Score: 4, Informative

    The term "book" can have two meanings:

    1. A physical book, a.k.a. a volume.
    2. A larger division of a work, which can include its own chapters.

    It's not uncommon for a single novel to be divided into anywhere from 3-5 "books."

    Les Miserables, for instance, has either five or six "books," but AFAIK it has always been packaged in one volume (often abridged -- that thing is massive). Never mind the many "books" of the Bible, which is itself one book.

    So arguing over 3 books vs. 6 is simply arguing at cross-purposes.

    1. Re:Depends on what you mean by "book" by Scrameustache · · Score: 3, Informative

      The term "book" can have two meanings:

      A tad more than two, actually.


      So arguing over 3 books vs. 6 is simply arguing at cross-purposes.


      Nope, it's arguing about the litteral content of the literary work in question: Inside the physical "book", sections are labelled by the author and publisher as books and volumes.

      It is not arguing at cross purpose: I know for a fact that the division is 6 books, 3 volumes, one novel. This is the division that the creators of the work in question choose.
      The people who argue against this are factually wrong, they based their error on a misinterpretation of the word "book", coupled with ignorance of the content of the work in question.

      I will not pretend that they are right, when I can back up my claim with easily obtained evidence.
      I guess that makes me a nerd.

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  18. Re:Graverobbing by Scrameustache · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Um, how is Pixar's stuff the same movie again?

    He's just bashing $POPULAR_THING to define himself by rejecting what is popular.

    It's much easier to define yourself by rejecting things other accomplished than by accomplishing things yourself, you know.

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  19. What have I got in my pocket? by CrazyJim1 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oh yeah money, loads and loads of money.

  20. Who really understands wimminz? by geoffrobinson · · Score: 2, Funny

    Cut a computer a little slack.

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  21. Re:Three movies I'd like to see by keithburgun · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I very much agree with scrameustache. Also, the idea of a "female, SEXY terminator" is LAME right off the bat. Terminator 2 was one of the best action films of all time, and one major reason for that was Linda Hamilton. She did all the heavy weight acting. 3 had simply no business being made. And the fact that they're THINKING of making a 4 is just outrageous and I hope that moviegoers simply give up on movies all together and strangle the industry, like what's happening in the music industry. you can fool some people sometimes, but you can't fool all the people all the time. -keith

  22. The Octopussy Affair? by PMuse · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sure, a man who is no longer on Her Majesty's secret service needs a new gig, but some roles you can can't live twice.

    What are they going to do? Have Russo take the spy who loved her to Russia to test his nimble fingers at lifting a golden gun or some diamonds. Yeah, that's just what the doctor ordered, no? If they keep on stealing stuff forever, soon they'll be trying to rake in the moon!

    That may be fine for your eyes, but I predict a thunderous ball of poo. Just live and let it die already.

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  23. Re:Huh?!?! by JeTmAn81 · · Score: 3, Informative

    No, technically it's still just one book published as three. Let's get our terminology straight here. The "books" used to divide The Lord of The Rings are not at all the same as the term used to describe the books of, say, the Harry Potter series, which were meant to be published separately and to stand alone. Again, they're more like chapters, and were never meant to be read separately or taken out of the context of the overall novel.

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  24. Re:Er... by AuMatar · · Score: 2, Informative

    Numenorians are specially graced by the Valar, giving them a lifespan many times normal man (among other advantages). Non-numenorians lived Earth-like lifespans.

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  25. Tom Bombadil is crucial to LOTR plot by Phoenix666 · · Score: 5, Informative

    In the movie, Aragorn randomly hands the four hobbits four short swords right before the Nazgul attack at Amon Sul. He doesn't explain where they come from nor how he came to have them. Later, Merry uses his to stab the Witch King in the back of the knee, which despite the admonition "no man can slay me," seems to be pretty effective at hurting him and rendering him vulnerable to Eowyn's coup de grace. But nobody knows why.

    Now, Tolkien, in true Tolkien fashion, had a back-story for everything, and the Tom Bombadil episode provided the back story for those swords. (It also did other things, but I won't go into that here). The four hobbits escape Buckland in the Shire into the adjacent woods where Bombadil rules. They have various adventures, but as they're just about to get back onto the road to Bree, they are taken by wights who drag them into ancient barrows. Bombadil comes to rescue them, and gives them swords he finds there. The barrows belonged to warrior kings of the Northern Kingdom, who forged their swords with spells to break the enchantments of the Witch King of Angmar, their mortal enemy.

    So, at the moment of truth on the plains of Gondor, Merry's sword was the only one around that could have possibly broken the Witch King's invulnerability.

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    1. Re:Tom Bombadil is crucial to LOTR plot by Himring · · Score: 5, Informative

      Interesting point on Merry's sword vs. the Witch King. I never made that connection before.

      The thing about Tom is his mysterious nature. My initial forays into the Internet, in the early 90s, was to discuss Tolkien and I specifically remember the early and best dialogues concerning Bombadil. I have often thought that he is one of the most, if not the most, discussed aspect of ME on the Internet.

      Tolkien knew the power of the unfinished tale (no pun), and indeed made a doosey in Bombadil. To read about Tom in LoTR is to not get bogged down by his appearance or nonsensical nature. It is instead to realize that these mask an incredibly powerful being, of great mystery, who is embedded in the mythos of Tolkien. Tolkien was no dummy, and knew exactly what he was doing when having Gandalf answer the question of who Bombadil was with "he is" (akin to the "Yahweh" of Judaism). I think Tolkien very cleverly added aspects from Norse & other religions into his work as George Lucas, and others, have learned to do.

      Tom carries incredible influence over everything around him, and is the only being to not only NOT be tempted by the ring, but to actually play with it and even, inversely, make the ring itself disappear (to which he laughs). If all else were to fall to Sauran, Gandalf explains, there would be only Tom, "he was the first and will be the last" (alpha/omega reference?). (I'm pulling these quotes off my head, but they should be 99% accurate.

      Others see Tom as a nature spirit or with other meaning, but the point should be that he marries the LoTR to the greater cosmology. Leaving him out of the movies has almost elevated his mystery IMO. I think it was a good move all around.

      I certainly do not remember him being in The Hobbit, and although I've not read The Hobbit in years, I have read it a half dozen times. Still, I've learned the hard way on making pronouncements about Tolkien's works -- so avid are the fans as even Ebert pointed out....

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    2. Re:Tom Bombadil is crucial to LOTR plot by Himring · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Second, Tom is able with ease to use the ring in ways that were not intended by its maker, for he is able to make the ring itself disappear.

      Checking these facts myself as I hate getting it wrong, but I swear it does say, in the book, that he makes it disappear. Further, the great page on Bombadil states the same....

      Who is Tom Bombadil?

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    3. Re:Tom Bombadil is crucial to LOTR plot by Agripa · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In the movie, Aragorn randomly hands the four hobbits four short swords right before the Nazgul attack at Amon Sul. He doesn't explain where they come from nor how he came to have them. Later, Merry uses his to stab the Witch King in the back of the knee, which despite the admonition "no man can slay me," seems to be pretty effective at hurting him and rendering him vulnerable to Eowyn's coup de grace. But nobody knows why.

      I always enjoyed this type of thing in books. Not only does the Witch King unknowingly face a woman rendering the prophecy in doubt but Merry happens to have a weapon specifically spelled to hurt him that was only gained through chance. Mysterious as he is, perhaps that was Tom's way of indirectly aiding the war.

      What really bothered me about this in the movie was that they could very well have had Aragorn give the swords to the hobbits and in passing give mention to their origin (or someone else could have noticed the odd weapons and told them later if time was an issue) replacing the similar book scene with Tom.

      Of course, I think Frodo's movie addition in Osgiliath among other unneeded additions should have been left out in favor of the Scouring of the Shire. I have never found a satisfactory explanation for that. I was rather looking forward to fierce hobbits and in the case of Merry and Pippin contrastingly tall ones. As it was, the only lasting impressions were on Frodo and Sam.

  26. Hobbit casting by tverbeek · · Score: 2, Funny

    Director Joel Schumacher will be recasting the role of Gandalf with a younger actor. Val Kilmer and George Clooney are on the short list.

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  27. Re:Scouring of the Shire by CatConnoisseur · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think Peter says in one of the documentaries he didn't particularly enjoy the Scouring of the Shire. There's a better chance of the Silmarillion making it to the screen. We'll have to live with Galadriel's mirror images. But yes, an adaptation of the Tripods trilogy would be very cool. I'd also like to see Asimov's Foundation series, but given the monstrosity that was I, Robot,I wouldn't have high hopes. I LOVED Phillip Pullman's His Dark Materials, and I'm praying they don't screw up The Golden Compass, and they make the rest of the trilogy.

  28. Amazing! by killmenow · · Score: 2, Funny

    Your knowledge of The Lord of the Rings is astounding. I could only have been impressed more had you responded in Klingon.

    1. Re:Amazing! by killmenow · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ah, I ruined the joke by submitting before preview. So I'll just ask: would it have been better to say "Elvish" instead of "Klingon" there? It's more on topic, but less obviously a nerd joke.

      As an aside, my first idea for a post was to just write: NEEEERRRRRDDDDDSSSSSSS!!!!!

  29. Re:If the hat goes to Jackson by east+coast · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The greatest thing about Jackson's LOTR trilogy is the amount of respect he & everyone else involved had for Tolkien's original text.
     
    No!
     
    Not to be a stick in the mud about this but Jackson seems to have gone out of his way to take some of Tolkien's original work and warp it. Things that he could have easily have left as written were rewritten to suit his "needs" but not the needs of the story line.
     
    I can understand why some material had to be cut, i'm not complaining about that. But what was up with the reaction of the treants? Was this a lame attempt at comedy? Why didn't Jackson let Gollum die in the end dancing with the ring as Tolkien had wrote it? It seemed so much more classic and it had the taste of a good moral. Instead Gollum has to be given a shove instead of us being able to take home the original spirit of Gollum and the ring essentially destroying each other... It just seems like such a classic ending.
     
    This isn't to say that I think that Jackson did a bad job with the pictures but I don't see some of it as respectful. As I said, modifying a work because of limited resources is one thing, changing things for no obvious purpose is downright disrespectful.
     
    As for The Hobbit... It'd be great to see Ian Holm as Bilbo. He did fantastic work in the original films and I think he's a fine actor. I'm just not sure about his overall health in taking on the part of such a young role.

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  30. oh no by Arathrael · · Score: 2

    I was reading that, and thinking, "Yeah, it could be really good."

    And then I suddenly thought: to Peter Jackson, dwarves appear to be figures of fun.

    There's thirteen of them as central characters in the Hobbit.

    Thirteen.

    It's going to be a couple of hours of spectacular cgi and dwarves falling over isn't it? I wouldn't be surprised if extra scenes were inserted where they all have to get past some gap or other obstacle, and Gandalf tosses them over, while they all protest about dwarf tossing. And I can only imagine the scene where Bilbo helps them all into barrels and then tosses the lot of them.

    *sigh*

  31. Re:If the hat goes to Jackson by abb3w · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That film would have sucked a whole lot less if those involved had given a pair of fetid dingo's kidneys about Douglas' original writings.

    Including, perhaps, Douglas Adams himself? He was quite pleased with how no two versions of his work were ever consistent; with the radio programs, books, and TV series all having unique quirks, making the movie match any of them just wouldn't quite ring true. He was fairly heavily involved in production, up until his untimely death. I'll agree it wasn't his best work, but I think his attitude on deadlines was a liability to the end result.

    But yes, Jackson will be the best choice for the Hobbit. The fun question is, will the studios ever get daft enough to want to take the Silmarillion to the silver screen?

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  32. Re:Gandalf might be tough.. by Khashishi · · Score: 4, Funny
    If he died shortly after filming, I am absolutely floored by how well they animated his corpse in X3.

    That was Ian the Grey. X3 starred Ian the White.

  33. Re:If the hat goes to Jackson by Mr.+Flibble · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This isn't to say that I think that Jackson did a bad job with the pictures but I don't see some of it as respectful.

    I must agree that I used to feel the same way, however, now that I look back on the movies, I am impressed at how well he brought the story to life, and really, how much he left *IN* unmodified. I agree that according to the book it would have made more sense to have gollum dance and fall in, but for the drama of a non-Tolken audience it does not work as well, those who have not read the books demand more.

    Along those lines, when I saw the first movie in the theatre on opening day, the scene where Arwen takes Frodo across the river annoyed me because it was not cannon, Glorfindel was not there, and Arwen utters an incatation and it is not (apparently, I dont speak elvish) the work of the ring of water that raises the river.

    But, having said all that, when Liv Tyler cries out: "If you want him, come and claim him!" I sat up in my chair, and like almost every other geek in the theatre I shouted "YEAH!!!!"

    I was dissapointed in the first movie when I left the theatre, and I and all my other geek buddies were complaining about how it violated Cannon... Then about 2 days later we all sat around and agreed that Jackson HAD done a good job, and that we were unrealistic to believe that everything could have been like the books, because some of what Tolkien did was great from a world creation perspective, but bad from an authors narration perspective. Once we decided that, we ran back to the theatre to watch the movie again. We loved it the second time around.

    I look at the differences, and I agree with you, I would have preffered the rings destruction and gollums death to be like that in the book. However, the audience would not get it. With Jacksons ending you see the hold that the ring has on Frodo, you see him being malicious and twisted like gollum, you see the hatred of the ring bringing an end to itself.

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  34. Just like the animated movies by Avatar8 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Those, too, suffered licensing rights and (probably) production issues causing them to be split oddly and made by two different companies.


    "The Hobbit" http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077687/ was by Rankin-Bass, done as an animated movie geared towards children (as the book was) and compressed to fit in a two hour TV slot with built-in ad breaks.

    "The Lord of the Rings" http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077869/ was done by Thorn EMI, was a cell over live action animation and was geared as a full length movie. This movie basically covered the first three "books," that being all of "Fellowship of the Ring," and the first half of "The Two Towers."

    "The Return of the King," http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079802/ was another Rankin-Bass made for TV movie. It almost picked up where the Thorn-EMI LotR left off starting with Samwise trying to rescue Frodo from Cirith Ungol.

    It looks like we're going to have something very similar with a Hobbit movie made by a different production company than the LotR movies.

    Personally, as long as they get Glen Yarbrough to sing (well, he's 76) "The Greatest Adventure" and "The Road Goes Ever, Ever on," I'd be happy.

    Any bets that they replace a couple of the 13 dwarves with women? :-)

    1. Re:Just like the animated movies by thesymbolicfrog · · Score: 2, Funny

      You wouldn't be able to tell. Didn't you pay attention to that entire speech by Gimli about dwarf women? :)

  35. Live Action or Animation by grgcombs · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm wondering if this would be live action or animation? The original was actually fairly scary when I was a child, and to some extent it still is. The newer live action Hobbit movies have nice effects but they just don't have that fright of the original. But I'm sure some Peter Jackson lovers will have plenty to argue about this.

  36. SPOILERS! Evil one! by jonskerr · · Score: 2, Funny

    Bad man! Both off topic and putting a spoiler in a headline. May the fleas who crawl across shit bite your ass, then bury their eggs in your nostrils.

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  37. maiar != gods by Medievalist · · Score: 2, Informative

    ANGELS, and minor ones at that, not gods.

    Eru, the One, is the sole True God of Tolkien's mythos, and the Valar are "demiurges" (either minor godlings or arch-arch-angels -- presumably the name derives from the greek "demiurgos" and refers to the Valar's roles as the creators of Middle-Earth). Maia are equivalent to angels, so Gandalf is sort of like one of the brawling angels of christianity (think Micheal, for example) that get involved directly with human affairs.

    Morgoth was an evil valar; Sauron, his lieutentant, was an evil maiar... so technically Sauron's just a very powerful balrog with good PR.

    All thoroughly explained in "The Silmarillion", which JRRT thought was not ready for publication (and I have to agree, though there are some tasty bits starring Turin Turambar).

    Not so well explained is how JRRT intended this to tie in with christianity, although I believe he explicitly identified Gandalf's resurrection with Jesus's at some point.