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Federal Prosecutors Launch Probe of Dell

An anonymous reader writes, "The U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of New York has launched an investigation into Dell's finances and has subpoenaed company documents going back to 2002. Dell execs had previously said they didn't think any of this would add up to any material impact, but that seems to be a possibility now." More accurately, this is a continuation of an ongoing "informal" SEC probe. That probe has caused Dell to delay its financial reporting and raised the possibility of needing to restate previous quarters' earnings.

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  1. Close up shop by shawngarringer · · Score: 4, Funny

    Dell should close up shop and return the money to the shareholders!

    1. Re:Close up shop by eshefer · · Score: 3, Informative

      it's a referance to michel dell remarks from 1997 to the question a reporter asked him: "what should apple do?" his answer was "apple should close up shop and return the money to the shareholders".

  2. obligatory... by jimfinity · · Score: 5, Funny

    dude, you're getting a subpoena

  3. Dude! by Jaysyn · · Score: 5, Funny

    .. you're getting a cell?

    Jaysyn

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    1. Re:Dude! by Duhavid · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, they are committed to Intel.

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  4. You know they're guilty when they say .... by Silver+Sloth · · Score: 2, Funny
    From TFA
    "We are fully cooperating with the investigations and working to resolve any and all issues raised in connection with those investigations as quickly as possible, and we will take any appropriate remedial or corrective actions to address any problems," said a statement from Chairman Michael Dell.
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  5. Not suprising... by fredistheking · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Dell had a tendency to dump computers at the end of every quarter to inflate volume. This went on for over 2 years up until a few months ago. I know a few people who made lots of money by buying these machines, sitting on them for a month and then ebaying them once the prices on Dell home went back to normal. The whole time this was happening I never could figure out how Dell was actually making money on these systems when they were dumping them for 25%-30% less than normal price. I figured this 25% - 30% was their margin but it looks like that might not have been true.

    1. Re:Not suprising... by CaptainAx · · Score: 2, Informative

      Usually with these 25% to 30% off systems, there were rebates that wouldn't be issued for months...

  6. always copying by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 3, Funny

    That probe has caused Dell to delay its financial reporting and raised the possibility of needing to restate previous quarters' earnings.

    There they go, copying Apple again...

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  7. Re:The stories I could tell... by johneee · · Score: 2, Funny

    You've obviously never dealt with Wal*Mart have you?

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  8. Re:I suppose I'm alone in this. by HUADPE · · Score: 3, Insightful
    RTFH

    Federal Prosecutors Launch Probe of Dell.

    Eliot Spitzer is the New York State Attorney General. He is looking for a new job though...Governor of New York to be specific.

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  9. This could end up benefitting Dell.... by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...in the long run. With the share buybacks suspended because of the investigations when that suspension is lifted the negatie news might have caused the share prices to have decreased making them cheaper for Dell to buy back and thus increasing the profit they can make when they sell them again years from now.

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  10. "An Anonymous Reader"? by ben+there... · · Score: 3, Funny
    An anonymous reader writes,

    Oh, hey, Mr. Jobs!

    I didn't know you read slashdot!
  11. Press Coverage Bias Detector by wmduncan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This should pose an interesting comparison of how Dell is treated by the press vis a vis Apple.

    To be "fair and balanced", the next articles should say that "beleagured" Dell faces delisting
    by the Nasdaq and that Michael Dell faces SEC charges.

  12. Are There Any Honest Companies Left? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm in the market for a large wide screen LCD monitor. Who should I buy from?

    Sony makes a lovely 23 incher. They also distribute a wonderfull rootkit.
    HP has a nice 24 inch LCD. They also have an ethically challenged Board of Directors.
    Dell's 24 inch wide screen LCD gets rave reviews. They seem to have some financial reporting issues.

    How can I "vote with my dollars" when there is no one to vote for?

    1. Re:Are There Any Honest Companies Left? by Alchemar · · Score: 4, Funny

      What do you do for the presidential election? Same issue, same resolution.

    2. Re:Are There Any Honest Companies Left? by gatesvp · · Score: 2, Informative
      Try BenQ, Samsung and (I believe) NEC.

      Plus Apple just came out with a 24" iMac. It costs twice as much, but it comes complete with a computer, all for the same size :)

    3. Re:Are There Any Honest Companies Left? by DittoBox · · Score: 2, Informative
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  13. Hmmm.... by Aqua_boy17 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sounds like they should be dumping some of those recalled batteries into the file cabinets.

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