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Bloggers or High Schoolers, Where is the Literary Talent?

word munger writes "A few weeks ago, Chad Orzel read a New York Times article which analyzed the best high school writing on the new SAT test. The Times' writer appeared surprised that the best high school writing was so bad. Chad then wondered if the best bloggers could do any better under the same conditions and it was put to the test. Over 500 people tried the timed online test, but just 109 scoreable responses resulted. Professionals graded all the responses which were then posted on a web site where readers can rate the essays themselves, as well as find out the professional score. So who's a better writer, a blogger or a high schooler? You can also read Chad's analysis — or better yet, you can decide for yourself."

284 comments

  1. The real question... by davidwr · · Score: 5, Funny

    Who's a better blogger, CowboyNeal or your average New York Times reporter?

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  2. Everyone knows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Bloggers are experts at writing

    take Slashdot for example

    1. Re:Everyone knows by utopianfiat · · Score: 1

      Better writers than TFAuthor of TFArticle.

      "Essay #3 chooses the time-honored approach of a short introductory paragraph changin the question around to something the student is more comfortable answering, followed by a bunch of material about a vaguely related book."

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    2. Re:Everyone knows by NoMaster · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Fcuk ur teh looser!!1!1

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    3. Re:Everyone knows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Bloggers? I first read that as "boogers"!
      Whatever. No difference.

  3. this study is a little iffy by Wizzerd911 · · Score: 0

    okay, what about high schoolers that are bloggers? Technically they ruin the test because it's no longer a 1:1 comparison. Plus, it's not really fair unless you test high schoolers from everywhere in the US. One of my teachers pointed out one time that certain parts of the country are better and worse at different subjects. And then there's the whole who cares about grammar as long as you accurately get the point accross thing.

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    1. Re:this study is a little iffy by ravenshrike · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I want to know what happens when you take a cross section of bloggers. Like say, political bloggers, and then cross section that further. Take it down into standard authoritarian, authoritarian social, authoritarian economy, and true liberal. Be interesting to see the results.

    2. Re:this study is a little iffy by ralphbecket · · Score: 1

      > Technically they ruin the test because it's no longer a 1:1 comparison.

      Absolutely. Exams are also unfair because they give an advantage to students who have revised for them. You should write to your congressman.

    3. Re:this study is a little iffy by zippthorne · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ...Reviewed for them...

      Also, homework unfairly discriminates against students who choose not to do it...

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    4. Re:this study is a little iffy by enharmonix · · Score: 5, Funny
      Exams are also unfair because they give an advantage to students who have revised for them.
      ...Reviewed for them...
      FYI, "Reviewed" in US = "Revised" in UK. I too have tried and tried to convince the English that they're speaking the language wrong, but they refuse to listen to reason, so I just thought I'd try to help you decipher their weird code.
    5. Re:this study is a little iffy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      And then there's the whole who cares about grammar as long as you accurately get the point accross thing.

      Ah yes, the refuge of the lazy and ignorant who are proud of their incompetence in many forums.

    6. Re:this study is a little iffy by glarbl_blarbl · · Score: 1
      Also, homework unfairly discriminates against students who choose not to do it...
      Yeah, tell me about it.. It didn't take me long to figure out that I could blow off 75% of the homework and still learn enough to ace the tests. Made me wonder about those people who did all of the work and still did crapfully at exam time.
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    7. Re:this study is a little iffy by Chowderbags · · Score: 1

      They copied and/or did it with friends (which essentially means they did about 20% of the "work" while being distracted, thus learning next to nothing). Seriously, I understand where you're coming from. I don't think I did more than a handful of my math assignments senior year any earlier than the class before (if at all). Still managed to ace the class (I don't think my teacher was too pleased about it either).

    8. Re:this study is a little iffy by glarbl_blarbl · · Score: 1

      I felt a strange sort of pride when, in the second semester of tenth grade geometry, I got 10% of the possible homework points and still earned a "C". Looking back at it now, if I had done my homework instead of practicing guitar I'd be a much different person than I am.

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    9. Re:this study is a little iffy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but you'd also have been a much different person than you were then.

  4. Sensationalist Journalism by OverlordQ · · Score: 2, Informative

    Just hazarding a guess, but I think one of these groups might have a class or two which covers essay writing for things such as the SAT, and a hint is that it's not the Bloggers.

    For alot of Bloggers, High School (much less College) was quite a long time ago, and most employers aren't quite as pedantic as English Teachers are.

    On a related note, on our 'Advanced English Comp' exam that all Juniors have to take at our College you get to make 3 mistakes or you have to take the English Comp course. No, I dont mean 3 major mistakes, I mean anything wrong gets counted against you. For example in this writeup alone, I'm sure I have more then 3 mistakes with comma usage alone, much less any of the other writing conventions.

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    1. Re:Sensationalist Journalism by bunions · · Score: 4, Interesting

      > For alot of Bloggers, High School (much less College) was quite a long time ago, and most employers aren't quite as pedantic as English Teachers are.

      Reading the article, it seems like the primary problem is that the bloggers tended to not follow directions and wrote about whatever they actually felt like, instead of what they were supposed to write about.

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    2. Re:Sensationalist Journalism by DAldredge · · Score: 1, Informative

      When I was in high school I had an English teacher that would take off 110 points if you used the word a lot incorrectly.

    3. Re:Sensationalist Journalism by igaborf · · Score: 3, Funny
      Reading the article, it seems like the primary problem is that the bloggers tended to not follow directions and wrote about whatever they actually felt like, instead of what they were supposed to write about.

      Mod parent off-topic!

    4. Re:Sensationalist Journalism by Ucklak · · Score: 1

      I had a teacher what would slap your desk pretty violently if you used the non-word "swang".
      Those are the best teachers.

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    5. Re:Sensationalist Journalism by illuminatedwax · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You're right. People are complaining that "good writing doesn't come from 25 minutes of work!!" but really this study just proves that people who write blogs think they're fucking Aristotle or something. Maybe even literally.

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    6. Re:Sensationalist Journalism by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      I think you mean that they're fucking Aristotle literarally.

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    7. Re:Sensationalist Journalism by ZombieWomble · · Score: 1
      This is very true - The thing about these tests is that they are not testing your ability to produce a profound, insightful essay deeply examining an issue in the allotted time, they basically want you to demonstrate your knowledge of a few basic principles, and structure your essay around them.

      I've never done the SAT, but I did do the GRE, and I'm guessing (from my non-american viewpoint) that they're much the same. In the GRE, if you take a good look at the scoring criteria, you can pretty much build up a 'perfect' answer for the essay section before you see the prompt, since you just had to hit a few key notes (pick a side, state argument or two, note opposing side, note argument in favour of that side, counter the argument, wrap everything up nicely) and do it with decent use of the English language, and there's nothing they can justify marking you down more than half a point for.

      But then again, I don't think anyone is surprised that these tests measure your test-taking skill more effectively than your knowledge of the language, are they?

    8. Re:Sensationalist Journalism by AgNO3 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      For alot of Bloggers

      Well, you failed English 101. There is no word alot. It is two words, a and lot.

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    9. Re:Sensationalist Journalism by MMaestro · · Score: 1
      Or vice versa, you are grading them based on their ability to strictly answer opinionated essay questions rather than what they actually felt like. This is from the essay question :

      What is your opinion on the idea that struggle is a more important measure of success than accomplishment?

      Bolding mine.

      If you ask someone their opinion on something, of course people are going to not going to follow directions and write 'whatever they actually felt like'. Lemme put it to you another way.

      What is your opinion on the idea that failure is a more important measure of maturity than success? Plan and write an essay in which you develop your point of view on this issue. Support your position with reasoning and examples taken from your reading, studies, experience, or observations. Do so in 20 minutes. Go.

    10. Re:Sensationalist Journalism by OverlordQ · · Score: 1

      well it stems from my profound usage of some other quantifiers like:

      fuckload
      shitload
      assload
      and so on.

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    11. Re:Sensationalist Journalism by crossmr · · Score: 1

      Journalists would never try and sensationalize something. When a Canadian newspaper had 3 english teachers mark avril lavigne's "sk8ter boi" for grammar and composition that was hard hitting journalism. It should have won a peabody or something.

    12. Re:Sensationalist Journalism by Surt · · Score: 1

      (pick a side, state argument or two, note opposing side, note argument in favour of that side, counter the argument, wrap everything up nicely)

      This measures the ability to express a basic structural argument. If you can't do this you don't belong in graduate school, whether you can make deep insights into a particular subject or not. If you can't communicate your findings, you're missing one of the fundamental necessities of scientific advancement.

      The GRE writing test measures what it needs to very well. I think the only serious criticism that could be levelled at it is that the time allotted is very unrepresentative of the typical time available for writing to graduate students. Time pressured writing is uncommon in most graduate level programs. Still, I would expect that the correspondence between success on the test and success in graduate school will be higher than for the analytic test it replaced.

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    13. Re:Sensationalist Journalism by udderly · · Score: 1

      I never understood why this is such a problem with so many people. It's simple--you wouldn't write "alittle," would you?

    14. Re:Sensationalist Journalism by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I wonder if the problem comes from the fact that there is a word 'allot.' It might be possible to become confused between 'allot' and 'a lot,' and find some middle ground by writing 'alot.' Mind you, a decent browser will then underline it in red, indicating that you are a numpty (a word my browser also underlines in read, because it is ignorant).

      I hesitate about whether I should post this now. When I was at school, I was never confused by the difference between 'lose' and 'loose' until a teacher pointed out to the class that it was possible to confused the two. It took me a couple of years to sort them out in my head again after that...

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    15. Re:Sensationalist Journalism by bunions · · Score: 2, Insightful

      did you even read the article? The submitted essays tended to drift and not answer the question directly or at all. Whatever your opinion is about a topic is, if you can't follow simple directions, you get graded down.

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    16. Re:Sensationalist Journalism by bunions · · Score: 1

      let me restate that.

      > If you ask someone their opinion on something, of course people are going to not going to follow directions and write 'whatever they actually felt like'.

      No. If you ask someone their opionion on Subject X, it's not unreasonable to expect them to tell you their position on Subject X, whatever that may be. What is unreasonable is for people to turn in a paper detailing their opionons on Subject Y, why they think asking their opionon of Subject D would have been a more interesting question, and what they had for breakfast. And that's apparently what a large contingent of them did.

      For instance:

      Good:
      Q: What's your opinion on the best text editor?
      A: vi, duh.

      Bad:
      Q: What's your opinion on the best text editor?
      A: Who cares? You know what I really like? Bavarian Chocolate cake.

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    17. Re:Sensationalist Journalism by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Imight!

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    18. Re:Sensationalist Journalism by Ruff_ilb · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I recently took the new SAT I. I did well, and have no complaints about my score, particularly in writing. This is just to clarify that my critiques aren't from any personal feelings, but rather from logic and experience.

      First of all, multitudes of people taking the SAT either lack the skillset required to complete the essay section sucessfully or aren't specifically prepared for the test.

      It's not about being a good writer, or being prolific, or even conveying your thoughts. It's only about writing to the test.

      Therefore, it's insane to make serious literary criticisms on these writers when they're doing no more than plugging in their personal experiences and bits from US Hisotry to answer the questions. Even the best writers don't necessarily do well; many of my friends, who are much better writers than I, didn't do anywhere near as well as I did. I'm the first to admit I'm not a particularly good writer. But it's not about writing. It's about plugging the test prompt into a preconcieved formula and outputting whatever gobblygook you have to based on the grading rubric. So there are basically a plethora of flaws here.

      Looking at more criticism:

      "What does this really demonstrate? It's hard to say. Probably, that students who do well on the SAT writing test will also do well writing college application essays. Also, I'll bet that the tactic of Essay #2 (and to a lesser extent #3) will serve as the template for all future test-prep classes, and SAT graders of the future will come to cherish the increasingly rare students following the lead of #4."

      Going through the college application process myself, I can tell you that what the college admissions professionals look for is nowhere near the same as what the SAT people look for. The SAT graders are simply looking for compliance with a strict formula and a specific sort of writing. It doesn't delight them to have a new, insightful, or personal spin on things. These "creative" touches simply throw them off their schedule - the graders, even those that grade online, have a cue in the form of a stopsign that warns them if they're going too quickly or too slowly. And the graders themselves get penalized if they grade an essay too far away from the other graders (each essay is graded at least twice). Furthermore, the lowest scoring students (as alluded to in the NYT) just ramble on about themselves or their lives, without relating back to the topic. The graders see far to many of these ineffective essays, so it's both dangerous to write one and dangerous to say that the graders like it when they're written.

      What this amounts to is a strict penalty for those essays that are either personal or creative, both qualities that college admissions officers laud.

      As for predicting that future test-coaches will advise you to take the tact of essay #2, that is, providing a personal and a literary set of anecdotes, I can assure you that such a strategy HAS been in place for quite a long time. I formulated a basic outline before I even BEGAN studying for the SAT's, because the format on the test is the same as EVERY OTHER type of high school writing prompt in the world. I have taken writing tests in two different states - Florida and Virginia. The tests are indistinguisable from each other. These types of prompts have been around for a while, and are here to stay.

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    19. Re:Sensationalist Journalism by deceased+comrade · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Just to let people know from those on the front line, since I'm one of the "high schoolers" analyzed (I use quotes because most people taking the SAT with writing are now college freshmen, or working at McDonalds) When you take the SAT with writing, the writing section is murder because its testing you on grammar, which is no longer a class at any point in primary, or secondary education. Then comes the essay section, which is usually a fluffy topic to try and get sentimental crap out. Well they dont give you time to plan out your essay or your arguement. You just start writing. Now for this year they told us that all they know about the essay is that longer is better. They also told us that nobody has a minimum score for the SAT writing. What would have been a better measure would have been AP Language scores or AP Lit scores. With those you're actually given a decent amount of time and get to plan your essay.

    20. Re:Sensationalist Journalism by miskatonic+alumnus · · Score: 1

      I'm calling Bullshit on that. I don't know what it is exactly that tests like these are supposed to measure, much less what they actually measure. I have known people who couldn't pass a test if their life depended on it, YET are better at their job than most of their colleagues. Conversely, I've known Ph.D's who could pass any test you throw at them, but can't solve a practical problem and who don't have the sense to come in from a rain storm.

      Repeat after me: The Principia and Finnegans Wake aren't whipped up in twenty minutes --- or twenty days for that matter. These timed tests are not representative of anything that the majority of the population (educated or otherwise) are likely to have to do in the real world --- EXCEPT when they have to take one of these timed tests.

    21. Re:Sensationalist Journalism by MMaestro · · Score: 1
      No, now you're oversimplifying. Instead of an essay question, you just asked a basic short answer question. From the essay question used by the survey takers:

      Support your position with reasoning and examples taken from your reading, studies, experience, or observations.

      And thats not necessarily a bad answer to an essay question. What does Joe Average SAT taker care or know about the best text editor is? What does Eric Exceptional care or know about McDonald's fatty foods if he's never eaten there? What does George Geeky know or care about the social influence the NFL has on American society? Anyone who's taken a "standardized" essay question knows you have to leave room for flexibility. You can't pigeonhole everyone or you're going to end up failing a vast majority of test takers.

      And you know what? I don't know jack shit about text editors. By your logic, I just failed the essay portion of SAT. As did hundreds of Slashdot readers who commented on this news report. You know why? Because the question was "Bloggers or High Schoolers, Where is the Literary Talent?" We all went off-topic. As did you.

    22. Re:Sensationalist Journalism by gamefreak1450 · · Score: 1

      I agree, after reading five or six, it appears most bloggers failed to stay on-topic. Personally, I am a high school student and somewhat detest the generalization that none of us can write well... I certainly know some writers in my grade who are better than most bloggers. At any rate, teachers drill into your heads during school to "stay on topic"... maybe some of the bloggers have gotten accustomed to their freedom about writing about whatever they feel like.

    23. Re:Sensationalist Journalism by bunions · · Score: 1

      > It's only about writing to the test.

      Agreed. This is kind of obvious.

      > Therefore, it's insane to make serious literary criticisms on these writers [...]

      By taking the test (which was voluntary) it seems to me that it would indicate an acceptance that they were being graded. If they can't write a simple essay that will please the graders, I'm sorry but I don't think much of their writing skills. Creativity is wonderful, but if you're only capable of writing something inspiring, or incapable of following simple rules, you're just not much of a writer.

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    24. Re:Sensationalist Journalism by bunions · · Score: 1

      the point, which you apparently missed, was that as a whole the bloggers either elected not to or were unable to stay on-topic. If you can't answer a simple, direct question on a test then you really deserve to fail.

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    25. Re:Sensationalist Journalism by bunions · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Also:

      > It doesn't delight them to have a new, insightful, or personal spin on things.

      The same can be said for TAs, as you will no doubt soon find out. The sad fact is that until you get farther along, and then only if you're in a field that rewards creative writing, you will do far, far better by sticking to formulaic "intro, 3 points of proof, conclusion"-type papers that state your position so clearly you can read it 40 feet away than you will by putting your 'personal spin' on things, because no one is interested in your personal spin on things - they're interested in seeing whether you can make yourself understood. After that's accomplished, then you get to put your personal spin on things, and people will pay attention.

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    26. Re:Sensationalist Journalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You might be interested in this analysis.

    27. Re:Sensationalist Journalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe they don't understand the failings of the test, and are actually trying to write something good.
      Or maybe talent at spewing a relatively large amount of meaningless crap to fullfill an arbitrary rubric is actually a very different skill from writing a good essay ...

    28. Re:Sensationalist Journalism by veganboyjosh · · Score: 1

      they're fucking Aristotle or something.

      necrophilia is gross.

    29. Re:Sensationalist Journalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And so are most bloggers...

    30. Re:Sensationalist Journalism by Omestes · · Score: 1

      Creativity is wonderful, but if you're only capable of writing something inspiring, or incapable of following simple rules, you're just not much of a writer.

      I disagree, I think that if you can forget imposed style, and develop your own you are a great writer. Look at authors such as Kerouac whose greatness comes from the fact that they bucked contemporary styles, and blazed their own paths. Sure, for news, science, and corporate writing your statement holds true, but not in the more creative (by-nature) fields. These are people writing with no external rules imposed upon them, unless there is some hidden blogger style book, so writing by formula would actually decrease their writing skills.

      I think many people forget the arbitary rules by the time they get a year or two out of highschool or college since they really have no real world application, especially in "free" writing (meaning without someone explicitly holding you to rules).

      I'm not saying your catagorically wrong, mind. Just that bloggers are not used to it, and have probably forgotten how to, since it has no bearing on their lives, there is no reason to follow rules in their day to day existence.

      As with all things creative, it boils down to personal taste though.

      This does highlight how silly the very concept of this test is, though. They are not testing how well their blog writing is, their testing how well they can follow the rules of a high school level test. People entering college need to know these rules, as that some of them are somewhat applicable to what their professors will expect (at least early on, I noticed a slackening of written structure the higher level I got, it became content over form).

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    31. Re:Sensationalist Journalism by xenocide2 · · Score: 2, Informative

      As a TA, I'm all for creative solutions. If you can write up code drastically different than the rubric had in mind that still meets criteria, full credit. However, in the field of Engineering, many of these solutions are better described as "wrong" than "new" or "insightful." Which does make my job somewhat easier, I do admit =).

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    32. Re:Sensationalist Journalism by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1
      (a word my browser also underlines in read, because it is ignorant)
      Fat lot of good that spellchecker did you.
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    33. Re:Sensationalist Journalism by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Bah! The do-what-I-mean button on my keyboard is broken.

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    34. Re:Sensationalist Journalism by phoenixwade · · Score: 1

      G'day Bruce! Have another beer.

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    35. Re:Sensationalist Journalism by MMaestro · · Score: 1

      No, the point was that when given a choice between answering a question with no right answer or turning the focus of attention to something they DO know, majority will focus on something else.

    36. Re:Sensationalist Journalism by raju1kabir · · Score: 1
      And you know what? I don't know jack shit about text editors. By your logic, I just failed the essay portion of SAT.

      That's not his logic. You've taken an irrelevant component of his analogy and spent two paragraphs bashing it to pieces.

      In the sample question that was represented as actually coming from the test, the subject matter was sufficiently generic that every living person could find some relevance to it. Text editors have nothing to do with his point, it was just an example that helped him demonstrate something.

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    37. Re:Sensationalist Journalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What is your opinion on the idea that struggle is a more important measure of success than accomplishment?

      You just took a philosophic question that has remained unanswered for centuries and called it a generic question. You're making the same mistake as him, oversimplification.

    38. Re:Sensationalist Journalism by Surt · · Score: 1

      Did you miss the part about time allotted?

      And my discussion was specific to the GRE, which is a test specific to graduate school, far from the 'real world'. In graduate school, you need to be able to write. You're going to do research, and write papers about it. Graduate school also involves a lot of test taking in most disciplines, so test taking ability is a necessary component of measuring your ability to succeed in graduate school (which is all the GRE is attempting to measure).

      And finally, the gre allots 30 min for the easy writing section, and 45 minutes for the hard. That's a lot more cushion time for slower writers than some of the other tests being discussed.

      That said, as an Engineering major, I got a perfect score on the writing exam, and thought it was trivially easy, and I have a learning disability that made time the most difficult factor. Anyone in the softer sciences with more emphasis on writing (journalism, english, psychology, etc) darn well ought to be able to outperform me on that test. And anyone in a harder science probably only needs 2/3rds of that score to get into graduate school.

      So bottom line ... the GRE writing exam measures what it intends to pretty well.

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    39. Re:Sensationalist Journalism by bunions · · Score: 1

      Of course it has no right answer. That's why they were asked to give their opinion on it.

      I fail to see why it's so wrong to ask someone to write a simple goddamn essay on a simple goddamn topic and expect them to ... you know, stay on the goddamn topic. If I ask you about Subject A, I don't care to hear about Subject R. It's a pretty simple idea.

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    40. Re:Sensationalist Journalism by miskatonic+alumnus · · Score: 1

      You're going to do research, and write papers about it

      And write here is where the GRE test fails miserably. Doing research implies you've done a GREAT deal of thinking about a particular topic. After the research comes the writing. Once again, you will likely spend a great deal of time writing/re-writing your paper before it is in its final form. Now for the punchline. What is the purpose of the research paper? Is it to reveal new and interesting content to the readers, or is it to dazzle them with its structural form? These essay questions, by the admission of their designers, favor form over content --- which is irrelevant for anything you are likely to do in graduate school ... unless you're a fraud.

    41. Re:Sensationalist Journalism by Surt · · Score: 1

      But if you can't write even a basic structured essay in a reasonable amount of time, how can you possibly be expected to assemble a 30 page research paper that even begins to effectively convey your findings? This test should not be hard for anyone who expects to be able to complete a thesis or dissertation.

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    42. Re:Sensationalist Journalism by miskatonic+alumnus · · Score: 1

      Well, just consider me as a false negative. I did poorly on the essay question. Yet, I aced all of my essays in Essay Writing, excelled in graduate school, and had papers published in two academic journals. So, chalk up one instance of where the GRE failed as a predictor of academic ability.

    43. Re:Sensationalist Journalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      it seems like the primary problem is that the bloggers tended to not follow directions and wrote about whatever they actually felt like, instead of what they were supposed to write about.

      Of course it has no right answer.

      So you want people to write an essay with no right answer while staying on topic? Thats like asking which religion is the correct religion.

      Oh and again, this test was done with a 20 minute time limit. No research. No Google. No warning beforehand on the topic. No proofreading afterwards. No spell check. And this is originally a test for grade school students. Not for arm-chair professors with all the time in the world to take and grade.

    44. Re:Sensationalist Journalism by bunions · · Score: 1

      > So you want people to write an essay with no right answer while staying on topic? Thats like asking which religion is the correct religion.

      Yeah. So? All they're asking for is a clear assertion of whatever opinion you happen to hold. They're grading how you say it, not what you say. The essay tests not your knowledge but your ability to communicate that knowledge. That's why the essay topics are always something incredibly broad, like "Take a position and justify it on the statement 'the ends justify the means.'" There is no right answer, but anyone ought to be able to rouse up enough gumption to think of decent arguments on either side - certainly enough to round out a dinky SAT essay.

      > Oh and again, this test was done with a 20 minute time limit. No research. No Google.

      Just how do you expect Google to help you out on the subject of "your opinion on the idea that struggle is a more important measure of success than accomplishment?"

      > No warning beforehand on the topic.

      Well, duh. Do most tests you take tell you what the questions will be the week before?

      > No proofreading afterwards. No spell check. And this is originally a test for grade school students.

      Right. And those grade school students (actually, graduating from high school, but whatever) seemed to do just fine.

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    45. Re:Sensationalist Journalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Right. And those grade school students (actually, graduating from high school, but whatever) seemed to do just fine.

      Yes, never mind the fact that stress among children is at an all time high, the fact that Japanese students (who's tests are FAR HARDER) routinely drop out completely or commit suicide, or the fact that many students are actually choosing not to take the test at all and some colleges are beginning to accept that.

      That's why the essay topics are always something incredibly broad, like "Take a position and justify it on the statement 'the ends justify the means.'" There is no right answer, but anyone ought to be able to rouse up enough gumption to think of decent arguments on either side - certainly enough to round out a dinky SAT essay.

      Unless you're not George Genius and never had to take a position on a serious issue before. "The ends justify the means"? Jesus, thats the same argument going on over the use of torture today, you expect a grade school student to answer that? Its called a loaded question. Pick the answer the test grader doesn't like and watch your grade drop a notch or two. And you can't contest the grade, the question or the test itself.

    46. Re:Sensationalist Journalism by bunions · · Score: 1

      > Jesus, thats the same argument going on over the use of torture today, you expect a grade school student to answer that

      First of all, no, I expect a graduting high school student to answer that.

      Second of all, what I expect you to do is simply write a decent essay. What is so fucking difficult about the idea that your ANSWER doesn't matter, it's your EXPOSITION that matters. Shit. If the responses I got to my top post are any indication of the general state of writing talent on the internet, it's no goddamn wonder so many bloggers failed the goddamn test. No one seems to understand that simple fact. No one grading that test actually thinks you're going to solve a dilemma that has plagued mankind for millenia. They just expect you to take a position and communicate your ideas clearly and concisely. They don't care what the actual ideas are.

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    47. Re:Sensationalist Journalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      One, SAT tests are normally taken as early as 9th grade. P(ractice)SATs can be taken as early as the 5th grade.

      Two, how do you write a decent essay when whatever you say will ultimately boil down to "because I said so"?

      Three, what position is there to take? Its a damned if you do, damned if you don't question. Its a philosophical question that forces you to question your own beliefs and then summarize them in 20 minutes. Thats not exactly something most grade school students ask themselves before taking a test that may determine whether or not they'll get into a college of their choice. Again, you have politicians fighting over similar questions even today, and we can all see how unsuccessful they (Bush administration) are.

    48. Re:Sensationalist Journalism by bunions · · Score: 1

      > One, SAT tests are normally taken as early as 9th grade. P(ractice)SATs can be taken as early as the 5th grade.

      Weird. Back when I was in school, it was PSATs in 9th or 10th (can't remember) and SATs in 12th, sometime early. Now apparently there's 7th grade SATs and lord knows what.

      > Two, how do you write a decent essay when whatever you say will ultimately boil down to "because I said so"?

      You're just not getting it. The essay is to demonstrate that you can make your point clearly, not to give the 'right' answer to a question, because the questions have no 'right' answers. No one cares what your position is, they care that you elucidate it well.

      I'm done with this conversation. If you don't get it, you're just not going to. If you still have your SATs coming up, get help from someone else.

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    49. Re:Sensationalist Journalism by mykdavies · · Score: 1

      If you've ever encountered the amount and consistency of shit that a gaggle of geese can produce, the phrase "loose as a goose" will always remind you of the correct spelling!

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  5. SAT essay too fast by WMD_88 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I took the SAT in March '05. The essay portion then (assuming it hasn't been changed) is 25 minutes. Even the blog entries I (rarely) write take much longer than that to get a coherent thought properly written - and those take less thinking, usually, than the SAT essay prompt.

    1. Re:SAT essay too fast by TubeSteak · · Score: 1
      Even the blog entries I (rarely) write take much longer than that to get a coherent thought properly written - and those take less thinking, usually, than the SAT essay prompt.
      Didn't you ever take a test in High School or College that had essay question(s) which weren't given to you in advance?

      In your defense, most blog entries aren't exactly comparable to writing a focused essay on a single topic. But if it is comparable, then maybe you're slipping a bit from your school days.

      OTOH, I wouldn't really expect much coherence from students writing essays at the tail end of 3 hours of busting their brains.
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    2. Re:SAT essay too fast by timeOday · · Score: 1

      I think time should count. If one person takes twice as long as another to produce writing of equal quality, the faster writer deserves a higher score. I know I wish I could write proposals and presentations more quickly.

    3. Re:SAT essay too fast by cartel · · Score: 1

      I feel the same way. I scored considerably low on the SAT test because I also did not have enough time. I'm very careful when I write things, and I take my time to make sure I do things well; I'm a perfectionist. I care to put thought into what I write rather than just trying to regurgitate crap. This is not the best way in order to succeed in, for instance, the business world, but then again, much of the business world cuts corners to save time, and it ends up biting them in the behind. I've found that it's better to take time to plan and do things well.

      The math brought me down as well. I did not have a strong math background, and no one ever stressed the importance of mathematics to me until it was far too late. I could have done better in the math section given more time. I can do basic math fine, but with advanced mathematics like calculus and linear algebra I can do it on my own if I have enough time to understand the problems, but I just don't operate well with it under stress.

    4. Re:SAT essay too fast by WMD_88 · · Score: 1
      >Didn't you ever take a test in High School or College that had essay question(s) which weren't given to you in advance?
      Yes, but those weren't full essay prompts...they usually asked for one paragraph, and involved reading comprehension. The SAT wanted 3-5 paragraphs of what you thought about a question asked. Much different. The other times I did something like the SAT were in 4th and 8th grade, as part of Florida's state testing. Same idea, but 45 minutes instead of 25. Did much better on those.


      >OTOH, I wouldn't really expect much coherence from students writing essays at the tail end of 3 hours of busting their brains.
      I did the essay at the beginning.
    5. Re:SAT essay too fast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are not just trying to find out if you can do the task, they are trying to rank you with all the other students. All other things being equal, the person who can write the essay or solve the problem in 25 minutes *should* rank ahead of the guy who can only do it when given 50 minutes.

      And yes, exams of any sort have their problems, but they are fairer than some other approaches, even if they do put a premium on working well under pressure. Which after all can be important in real life.

    6. Re:SAT essay too fast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I took the SAT in March '05. The essay portion then (assuming it hasn't been changed) is 25 minutes. Even the blog entries I (rarely) write take much longer than that to get a coherent thought properly written - and those take less thinking, usually, than the SAT essay prompt.
      Too bad your parents didn't game the system to buy you extra time on the exam by claiming a bogus disability. It's all the rage.
    7. Re:SAT essay too fast by Scaba · · Score: 1

      Why should time count? You have 10 minutes to write 1000 words...

  6. Gordon Rules by digitalhermit · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In Florida we have (or had, it's been a while) a law called the Gordon Rule. It requires that each student must write a minimum number of words in order to graduate from high school. Though I don't agree much with the quantity required, I think it's a good idea. For me it has always seemed odd that people will practice tennis, math, guitar in order to be proficient but will not do the same thing for writing. For many students the argument is, "I know how to speak English. All I need to do is write it down." Do bloggers write better than non-bloggers? I don't know... but at least it gives some practice in using words.

    1. Re:Gordon Rules by Peyna · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The best way to improve your writing is by reading other people's good writing. This means read less blogs, and read more classics and well-edited periodicals.

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    2. Re:Gordon Rules by Jonny+do+good · · Score: 1

      The Gordon Rule also applies to college. As someone who started college with no sense of direction, tried a few community college courses, then actually returned to school with motivation I have mixed feelings on the rule. I ended up fulfilling the Gordon Rule two times over (if I remember it was 6 courses with about 6,000 words each)

      I do feel that practice makes perfect and the more times an instructor/grader points out mistakes you should learn to not make them again. I still have problems with some things such as comma usage, but my writing is much better and my grammar is far superior as a result. I had always scored high in math and poor in English before my undergraduate studies, upon graduation and taking the GMAT my scores were reversed.

      The biggest problem with the Gordon Rule is that so many courses don't transfer from University to University. I had to double the requirement in order to finally graduate as a result of differing courses offered at different Universities.

      The other problem with the Gordon Rule is that reading is probably just as, if not more, critical in learning to write effectively. One must learn to write properly by reading well-written material. Textbooks are poor examples of effective writing, and most Gordon Rule classes emphasize textbooks and journals as the sources to draw upon in preparing an essay. These sources are full of boring academic material that puts anyone to sleep (not that they aren't important, they are just poor examples of preparing an effective communication). Some of the best sources for good writing examples are classical literature and major credible media sources such as the WSJ (stay off the political slants, most major media sources have good editors that help make sure that the writing is in good form).

    3. Re:Gordon Rules by JonathanR · · Score: 1

      A bit of self-assessment, reading your own work at a later time, works wonders for highlighting the crappy trains of thought and bad sentence structures. Learn from your own mistakes, rather than read copious volumes of high-standard work, hoping to miraculously absorb the authors' skills.

    4. Re:Gordon Rules by digitalhermit · · Score: 1


      The other problem with the Gordon Rule is that reading is probably just as, if not more, critical in learning to write effectively. One must learn to write properly by reading well-written material.

      I don't disagree that reading is important to good writing; however, I'd dispute that it is more important. It's similar to learning how to drive. In Florida you can get a learner's permit by taking a written test. To get the real driver's license you need to pass the practical exam. Why? Because reading about something is not the same as actually doing it. I read, and have read, hundreds of books (on average, one book a week for over twenty years), but I'm not a particularly good writer.

      The WSJ and NYT are decently edited and are valuable to read. Alas, the local paper in my neighborhood (South Florida *sigh*) is often rife with spelling and grammatical errors, unwieldy phrases, and bizarre language constructions. Maybe they're trying to make the paper more accessible to younger readers... Who knows.

    5. Re:Gordon Rules by Jonny+do+good · · Score: 1

      "I don't disagree that reading is important to good writing; however, I'd dispute that it is more important."

      I would agree to some extent with your point, but without reading well-written material one has nothing to base what is effective and what is not. It is kind of like the chicken and the egg, you can't have one without the other. Reading well-written material is the basis for taking the next step. Obviously little practice will produce poor results, but I am sure that while in grad school I have improved my writing even more than in undergrad and actually write relatively little. In B-school we are forced to write short essays (most are from 1-3 pages), but we read thousands of pages of Harvard Case Studies, which tend to be well written. We are also expected to read the WSJ and Business Week. My writing has improved more by reading those than my own practice, although I am sure that practicing reinforces what I learn by reading.

      Our educational system (particularly high-school and most undergraduate college programs)emphasize the technical aspects of writing rather than a balance between technical and effective. Being able to articulate a point is critical to advancement outside of school yet that skill is almost completely ignored. Some classes claim to teach that skill yet my experience has always been that the technical side is what is graded.

    6. Re:Gordon Rules by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      Yes, practice is a good thing. However, I have what seems to be a rare talent for writing the way I would speak, with the exception that writing has many more opportunities for subtle revision. Even the limitation of typing speed helps here.

      I have been told that I'm a good writer. I should be humble, but it does seem like a rare case where I can sit down and write a stream-of-consciousness essay and have it come out reasonably well.

      Maybe this is why I'm bad at poetry. Most people seem to write the way you'd write poetry: What rhymes with...? How can I keep the rhythm here? So, in writing: Do I really want to use passive voice here? How can I rephrase this to make a more powerful statement?

      There is a disadvantage: My organization sucks. It would probably suck less if I had more practice.

      But, I can still say what I mean to say, and I can reorganize later when it's incomprehensible. The only Gordon rule I believe in is: Gordon Freeman for President!

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    7. Re:Gordon Rules by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Gordon Rules? I thought that Gordon never said anything!

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    8. Re:Gordon Rules by kabocox · · Score: 1

      In Florida we have (or had, it's been a while) a law called the Gordon Rule. It requires that each student must write a minimum number of words in order to graduate from high school. Though I don't agree much with the quantity required, I think it's a good idea. For me it has always seemed odd that people will practice tennis, math, guitar in order to be proficient but will not do the same thing for writing.

      I don't agree with you. Mainly it's because I've always hated writing. I don't mind reading or "thinking" or math, but writing isn't something that I've ever wanted to do. Outside of school, what words have a mainly written down? About the only english that I really make use of is name, address, & phone number information. The things to fill out a standard form with my personal info are about the only things that I use day in and day out. Oh, the other thing that I use english for is posting in forums. I'm happy enough if I type somewhat complete sentences and spell properly in slashdot.

      I'd think that the two or three skills that you are really wanting are debating, typing up a single page form business letter, and summarizing (converting 50+ pages into 1 page of essentials.) Those skills really need to be taught to students for verbal, written and web communication (visual/animation communication).

    9. Re:Gordon Rules by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      It requires that each student must write a minimum number of words in order to graduate from high school.
      That rule sucks.

      Words are like lines of code: consider each one you type spent, not added.

    10. Re:Gordon Rules by Atzanteol · · Score: 1
      Does looking at fine art also make you a better painter? I'd say practice, and being corrected meticulously by a good teacher (the latter being key). I had *one* good English teacher in all my years of school. He was my Freshman College Writing professor. Anal-retentive SOB who would mark your paper with so much red that you couldn't read what you'd written. I didn't realize how completely terrible my writing was until I took his course. My grammar still isn't great, but it's far better than before I took his class.

      Prior to that course I'd only read great literature and was asked to comment on it by touchy-feely types who cared more about your ability to regurgitate their dogma than the structure and correctness of what you wrote. This was a useless waste of time by comparison.

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  7. Who cares? by NoTheory · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is stupid on the face of it. Is the best writing produced in a timed setting from a random prompt?

    Come on. Good writing isn't produced like this, and it's not reasonable for the population of a single SAT trial to produce good writing. # of SAT writers infinite monkeys, and SAT examination time infinite. So big deal.

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    1. Re:Who cares? by NoTheory · · Score: 1

      Crap, shouldn't have posted that as HTML.

      # of SAT test takers < infinite monkeys
      # of hrs in SAT trial < infinite time

      please, don't expect shakespeare.

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    2. Re:Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a nice double-entendre here. SAT as the Scholastic Aptitude Test and SAT as the (boolean|circuit) Satisfiability problem.

      Curiously, the latter is also apropos here because you brought up the million monkeys problem, which is essentially a demonstration of a search for a manuscript that satisfies some input criteria. :-)

      Who'da thunk discussion of NP completeness would be on topic here? Muhahahaha. Cue the million monkeys trying to offer proof that P = NP or P != NP.

    3. Re:Who cares? by maf54 · · Score: 1

      Good writing isn't produced like this, and it's not reasonable for the population of a single SAT trial to produce good writing.
      Good writing can be produced under pressure. It depends on the talent of the writer.

    4. Re:Who cares? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 4, Informative

      The reason people think shakespeare is high literature is that nobody really understands it well enough to get the dirty jokes. If they actually knew what he was saying, they'd ban it.

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    5. Re:Who cares? by Shajenko42 · · Score: 1

      The test isn't designed to make sure everyone is a great writer. It's designed to make sure that everyone can express a thought coherently in written form (whether it does so competently is another matter).

      Seems some people (at the New York Times) aren't looking at it from that perspective. Most people aren't going to go into their particular field.

    6. Re:Who cares? by Plutonite · · Score: 3, Funny

      They modded you informative.

      Such preposterous premonitions against a man who, in the amplitude of his vocabular grandeur, effortlessly dwarves the likes of thy scurrillus vituperations. Of lowly men, thou surely are amongst the most menial in matters of this concern.

      See? No troll mod.

    7. Re:Who cares? by UserGoogol · · Score: 1

      Every single Shakespeare book I read in high school had a footnote in it "Oh, this is a joke about Syphilis."

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    8. Re:Who cares? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Shakespeare was writing for peasants, for the most part. The reason it is considered high literature is because after all this time it is still approachable. Go and see Shakespeare performed well, and you will see the audience laughing at all the dirty jokes, because they're still funny.

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    9. Re:Who cares? by faqmaster · · Score: 1

      "I can write better than anyone who can write faster, and I can write faster than anyone who can write better."

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    10. Re:Who cares? by ironring2006 · · Score: 1
      No, you're right in the fact that the best writing will not be produced in a timed setting from a random prompt. But given a timed setting and a random prompt, the best writers will often (not always) rise to the top. This may not always be the case, but it is a standardized test, so the best they can do is give everybody the same conditions and use that as a measuring stick. If you looked at the graph that showed the distribution of the marks, it is easily identifiable as a Gaussian normal distribution. So the mediocre may not do their best, but they'll be lumped in somewhere around the middle. The best and worst writers will easily be identifiable as the outliers at either ends of the spectrum.

      To put it into terms that a slashdotter can relate to, when an article is first posted (random prompt), there may be ton of people rushing to get their comment written so that they might hold the lofty title of having the first post. Many of these will not get modded up if they are just lame and provide no real content in their statement. However, better writers are the ones who are able to come up with a +5 comment in the same amount of time as someone racing to just get the first post.

    11. Re:Who cares? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      It helps when the physical humor matches the joke. Some stuff doesn't work as well, like the guy pretending to be a girl trying to be a guy (who's being hit on by some noble) in 12th night.

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    12. Re:Who cares? by jthayden · · Score: 1

      Do you bite your thumb at me?

    13. Re:Who cares? by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      No, I'm just cutting off your girlfriend's maidenhead.

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    14. Re:Who cares? by Senzei · · Score: 1

      I'd like to think the lack of a troll mod was because people thought you were commenting on the language that Shakespeare used, but I know the truth is more depressing than that.

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    15. Re:Who cares? by Plutonite · · Score: 1

      No. The lack of a troll mod was because they got the joke and you didn't. Depressing isn't it.

    16. Re:Who cares? by Senzei · · Score: 1

      Right, because it isn't at all possible that I was attempting to carry the joke into a comment about slashdot moderation. Now that you ask though, it is depressing feeling better about myself for insulting people I don't even know ... or it would be, if I were you.

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  8. blogs are not eassays by zoftie · · Score: 3, Funny

    Perhaps one paraphers don't cut, when experience required in writing introduction conclusion and ability to maintain flow over entire page or five.

    1. Re:blogs are not eassays by Moofie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      OK, I understood most of those words, they just didn't come together into a coherent thought.

      And what the crap are "paraphers"?

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    2. Re:blogs are not eassays by illuminatedwax · · Score: 1

      A "parapher" is the sound of a joke whizzing over your head.

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    3. Re:blogs are not eassays by Plutonite · · Score: 1

      I understood most of those words, they just didn't come together into a coherent thought.

      You're not new here, by any chance?

    4. Re:blogs are not eassays by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Ah, see, that was the part I was confused about. Jokes are funny, this wasn't, so I missed it.

      Righto. Moving along....

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    5. Re:blogs are not eassays by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmmmm.

              Moofie (22272)
      and
              Plutonite (999141)

      I wonder who's new here. Such a tough thing to figure out.

    6. Re:blogs are not eassays by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      And you, Mr. Coward, are apparently so new that you've failed to recognize a "you must be new here" joke.

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    7. Re:blogs are not eassays by Cadallin · · Score: 1
      Oh right, because the 5 paragraph essay is the highest literary form in the English Language. I've written so goddamn many of them I could shoot whoever thought up the idea of using them as the basis for English education in the United States.

      Issue t is best illustrated by the three points X, Y, and Z.

      Regarding X...

      It is important to remember Y...

      Z is important because...

      In summary, t is a topic blah blah, by points X, Y, and Z.

      Nobody fucking writes that way in the real world. I have never, in all the millions of pages I've read over the years, read a published work following that form outside of English textbooks. I don't know who they think they're fooling either. People by and large still write in the same manner they did in the Ninteenth century, only with more profanities. Oratory is the issue they need to be working on. And not by adding a public speaking requirement in college either, it needs to start much earlier. Damn you Abraham Lincoln!

    8. Re:blogs are not eassays by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plutonite (999141)

      Well, we are getting very close to the one millionth user now. I wonder if there will be a celebration or something. My guess is that this is the last power of ten we'll ever see reached here.

    9. Re:blogs are not eassays by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'Paraphers' is the sound GP's joke makes while going over your head.

  9. Apples, meet Oranges. by moehoward · · Score: 4, Interesting


    That is a very odd comparison, to say the least. The 2 groups are different in too many ways. The testing styles are too different in too many ways. The requirements were different as well. Testing conditions were different. Etc. Hardly scientific. But, it does make great press, right? Odd that so many Slashdot stories moan about science vs. , but then they go with a weird story like this where a "study" is presented as science just because the authors used sort-of scientific "talk" to present their "findings." Isn't this the type of story that 20/20 or Dateline makes up to get viewers?

    As a writer (yes, you can't tell from my slashdot writing, which proves my point...), one needs limitations when one writes. For example, what reading level shoudl I write to, who is the audience, what is the audience comprehension level, and what style or genre would you prefer for my text. The instructions for both tests give very little of this information. I would find it impossible to write to my audience here... the exam graders/judges.

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    1. Re:Apples, meet Oranges. by Karma+Farmer · · Score: 2, Interesting
      But, it does make great press, right?
      If "great press" means "advertising revenue for Slashdot and the Submitter's blog", then the answer is yes.
    2. Re:Apples, meet Oranges. by failedlogic · · Score: 1

      I'd have to agree. I was considering putting up a well-written blog with some commentary and analysis on it. After looking at a lot of the blogs, I don't know if I would have an audience.

      A "great writing" score on an SAT would probably result in a scholarship to a prestigious university (Yale, Harvard, etc.). This would likely mean someone would have the ability to write like Dickens or Poe or another "great" ficton writer or poet. I don't believe the time limit itself would be responsible for eliminating someone with this amount of skill. Writing at that level is a natural ability.

      I think to some extent, the low SAT scores though are a combination of a few things: unchallenging English essays in high schools and a product of the computer age. Too much time is spent writing about Shakespeare and not enough about writing about something the student is passionate about. My high school English teacher told me I would fail at university. I'm a straight "A" student into my 4th year of university. University taught me to write and to express myself - not high school!

    3. Re:Apples, meet Oranges. by chromatic · · Score: 1
      Writing at that level is a natural ability.

      Maybe. I consider practice at least as important, however.

    4. Re:Apples, meet Oranges. by SoapDish · · Score: 1
      As a writer (yes, you can't tell from my slashdot writing, which proves my point...), one needs limitations when one writes. For example, what reading level shoudl I write to, who is the audience, what is the audience comprehension level, and what style or genre would you prefer for my text. The instructions for both tests give very little of this information. I would find it impossible to write to my audience here... the exam graders/judges.


      I should think that all those questions are obvious to those writing the exam.

      First of all, it is an essay question in a formal exam. This means that the style is formal and the genre is N/A.

      Secondly, the exam is an evaluation for college, so the reading level is very high.

      The audience comprehension is also expected to be high, because although the judge may not be an expert in the field, content is not being evaluated. The question is also the same for every writer, so the subject matter, and grader's comprehension of the material is irrelevant.

      Finally, you asked the question "who is the audience." Yet, in your final statement, you stated that the audience is "the exam graders/judges."

      The writers of the SATs and the blogger essay test knew all the neccessary factors in selecting writing style and vocabulary entering their respective evaluations. Therefore, ignorance of the guidelines, by which the essays are being judged, would not impede a qualified writer.

      Now that the whole essay thing is done I'll change my style to the more colloquial and informal one that is expected on slashdot. There are some things I'd like to add on top of the little essay outline there:

      1. One of the best skills of a writer is being able to figure out who their audience is, and alter their style accordingly.
      2. Going into the exams, the writers have the most accurate description of their audience. In most other settings, the writer has little to go by. eg. Do you know all the occupations, and learnedness of the writers on your blog?
      3. Most students will have written tests like these on many occasions, and are told what to expect. Most bloggers are former students.
      4. I forgot the other points, so I'll make this one, "etc."

      Now it's been a while since I've had to write an essay, so I can't write with as much flow (particularly in formal writing). However, back when I was a student I had lots of practice, and I would hammer one out in an hour, handwritten, before handing it in; those were homework too, not tests. I probably would've gotten better marks if I'd put more time in editing, but that style of writing was very familiar to me.

      And, in reference to your first point, the study never claimed to be scientific. It was simply an informal test to see how weel/poorly bloggers write. The sample size was really low, the environments/subjects were unmonitored, and the sample wasn't randomly selected. But, that's no reason for you to get all uppity. Afterall, it's better than anecdotal evidence.
    5. Re:Apples, meet Oranges. by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      I don't write for an audience. I write to get it out of my system.

      I can undrestand a bit of writing for an audience. For instance, what level of swearing is appropriate? But other than that, I don't censor myself too much. The greatest constraint on my writing is attempting to put together a coherent story.

      Experience has taught me that only rarely does writing skill actually matter.

      Only rarely will there be something said so compellingly that it actually compells us to try to remember it, to spread it around. Things like the random quotes at the beginning of Dune series chapters, or the four boxes to use in defense of liberty, or many things that are simply expressed in a hilarious way (Linus quotes), these are memorable for their writing and style alone.

      But what makes a good book, what keeps me reading, is when the story is good, the characters lifelike, the world detailed, all of it believable and yet utterly unfamiliar. The writing only has to be good enough to be invisible, much like technology. Short of glaring annoyances, like people who misuse apostrophies or Internet slang, I would rather have decent writing and a good story than amazing writing about nothing at all.

      Like technology, amazingly good writing is appreciated. Frank Herbert haunts me with his proverbs and parables. But it's ultimately secondary to a good story, and story is what's keeping me from having anything worth publishing. Yet.

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    6. Re:Apples, meet Oranges. by syousef · · Score: 1

      Hey you should see the hate I get here at /. (and indeed elsewhere) when I suggest that Mythbusters don't do real science (and its harmful to think of what they do as science) or that you don't do real animal behaviour study or conservation by jumping on the back of a crocodile and yelling "Woooooo!" like Steve Irwin. If you want to talk about a failure in education, forget the ability to write. To write a coherent piece you first have to be able to think for yourself, and think critically. Whereas most people (not just this generation) wouldn't know anything but how to think like politically correct sheep. As for the scientific method, they wouldn't know real science from a bag of horse manure.

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    7. Re:Apples, meet Oranges. by kabocox · · Score: 1

      As a writer (yes, you can't tell from my slashdot writing, which proves my point...), one needs limitations when one writes. For example, what reading level shoudl I write to, who is the audience, what is the audience comprehension level, and what style or genre would you prefer for my text. The instructions for both tests give very little of this information. I would find it impossible to write to my audience here... the exam graders/judges.

      I have a much higher reading comprehension than usable working writing/typing vocablary. There are many words that I know the meaning of, that I couldn't spell when instantly needed so don't make use of myself. I'm also like that verbally. I've read alot of terms that I'd never heard others say like anime and Linux so I use the terms in written communications, but will avoid saything them to avoid embrassment. What you say about audience and audience comprehesion level is exactly right.

      Another thing that you have to take into condsideration is if in that forum there are professionals that are just being lazy. Take slashdot. There are alot of engineers and software writters that will skim the articles and just the handful of 5 modded posts because they only want what might be important to them. If they ever bother posting, they'll try to take the least amount of time possible and will be a bit sloppy about it. That doesn't mean the folks hear have an elementary school writing level because of how they post in slashdot. It means that slashdot is a forum where they don't care if they express themselves with that amount of forethought. I'd hope every slashdot user takes far more care about their work than about the spelling and grammer of their slashdot posts.

    8. Re:Apples, meet Oranges. by TheGreatGraySkwid · · Score: 1

      You didn't read the full article, did you? Chad doesn't claim to have scientifically proven anything, and I don't even recall him calling this a "study." It was a project, a play-experiment. If Chad's language and methodologies are science-like, well, gosh...maybe it's because he's a scientist?

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  10. Ever read a raw manuscript? by topham · · Score: 5, Insightful


    There seems to be a belief that the first draft of anything should be perfect.

    You have an essay to write on a test? no problem, it should look like the finely crafted masterpiece someone else wrote over a period of days, months, or even years. And you have 10 minutes to do it.

    People should be introduced to the first draft manuscript of any literature, I think they would be surprised at how awful much of it is.

    1. Re:Ever read a raw manuscript? by cvd6262 · · Score: 1

      I'd give you mod points if you weren't already at five.

      As a graduate student, I usually go through three or four drafts before I get something I feel confident turning in. Whether it's an assignment, part of a comp, or an article, I always expect some revisions will be requested by the rater. I've gone through six post-submission revisions on one paper before.

      Writing in a compressed timeframe should not be about literary quality, but about the effectiveness of communicating an idea. Sometimes the IM-speak "rotflmao" communicates more meaning than anything else.

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    2. Re:Ever read a raw manuscript? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The problem is teaching to the test; you're really just playing a game. Pretend that basketball skills were on the test instead of writing skills: You practice some fundamentals, eliminate common mistakes, always strive for improvement, make it fun, etc.

      But at some point you've got to realize that students fall into particular levels. The best you can hope for is the C+ student can turn in an exceptional performance for a C+ student, and a lazy A- student can quickly slip unless there is a particularly high level of natural ability.

      But with guidance, the average student with enough motivation can spend a couple of hours a day improving his craft and be better than the 90% who hardly spend a couple of minutes a day.

    3. Re:Ever read a raw manuscript? by Monkelectric · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Exactly. One of my favorite things in the whole world is some bootleg recordings of steely dan recorded in a garage, they're sold on amazon as "founders of steely dan" or "android wherehouse" and a bunch of other names. They are *TERRIBLE*. Complete trash. Point being -- they're my favorite thing because they give me hope for my own endeavours seeing how shitty something can start out, and how pretty it can end up.

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    4. Re:Ever read a raw manuscript? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eh, Steely Dan really isn't that great. If you're going to pick a rolemodel, try to find a superlative.

    5. Re:Ever read a raw manuscript? by PCM2 · · Score: 4, Informative
      There seems to be a belief that the first draft of anything should be perfect.

      Speaking as a professional writer and magazine editor, I suspect that this is one of the things that holds more people back from becoming good writers. They look at their "finished" product -- their first draft -- and they think it's pretty much OK, maybe has a few flaws, and they plan to do better next time. They don't stop to think that they might be able to do better this time if they would just put the manuscript on a shelf for a day or two, give it a rest, then revisit it with a nice big blue Pilot G2 pen and start self-editing and rewriting. And that, most importantly, there is absolutely no shame in not doing it "perfect" ths first time around. Many professional writers will tell you that the process of rewriting actually takes longer than the process of writing, especially on longer manuscripts. My recommendation is, whatever it is you plan to write, give yourself an artificial deadline a little before you have to turn it in and plan to do some self-editing and rewriting during that time. I find that just sleeping on it for a night usually gives you enough time to revisit your work with fresh eyes.

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    6. Re:Ever read a raw manuscript? by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      Steely Dan sure is polished though. Maybe polished to the point of losing all character, but still very polished and smooth.

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    7. Re:Ever read a raw manuscript? by Peter+La+Casse · · Score: 1
      There seems to be a belief that the first draft of anything should be perfect.

      You have an essay to write on a test? no problem, it should look like the finely crafted masterpiece someone else wrote over a period of days, months, or even years. And you have 10 minutes to do it.

      I don't see that belief; in fact, I see essay tests as endorsing your view that it is extremely unlikely for the first draft of anything to be perfect. That's what makes essays good for tests (such as the SAT) that are designed to differentiate between test-takers: creating something in 25 minutes that looks like a finely crafted masterpiece is hard, and produces a range of results.

      Now, whether or not that differentiation is significant to the purpose of the test (in this case, whether or not your ability to do well on a 25 minute essay has any correlation to your ability to do well in college) is a different question altogether.

    8. Re:Ever read a raw manuscript? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
      Speaking as a writer, I have to say it depends a lot on what I am writing. I write a lot of articles (between 2-3000 words). Some of them, I write piecemeal. Others, I write end-to-end in a single sitting. I wrote a 2300 word piece a few weeks ago in an hour when a friend who was visiting was having a nap, for example.

      These are, of course, then sent off for editing, but the sub editor usually doesn't make many changes.

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    9. Re:Ever read a raw manuscript? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, we expect you to be able to draft and edit in a reasonable time. If you can't speak clearly, it is unlikely that you can write clearly. However, if you use the simple tools you were taught in jr. high, you can brainstorm, outline, draft, and edit once in the time provided.
      I'm not a technical writer. I'm not even a gifted writer. However, I aced the writing test on the GRE. It's not a skill, it just takes a little bit of discipline and enough literacy (that is, practice reading) to recognize trash from communications.

    10. Re:Ever read a raw manuscript? by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      Some people really think first drafts should be perfect?

      What bull! I wrote two drafts of this Slashdot posting before hitting 'Submit'; you have to edit everything.

    11. Re:Ever read a raw manuscript? by canadian_right · · Score: 2, Interesting
      You can read short stories that need work at Critters, critique them, and send the critique to the author. You gets points for writing critiques and when you have enough points you can submit your own story. It is a real eye opener to get what you though was a good story critique by 4 or 5 strangers. If you take their advice you can greatly improve your writing.

      I would say that becoming a better writer requires WRITING a lot - not reading more. Reading helps you know what works in a general way (and to avoid ideas done to death in your genre), and you do need to know grammer. But only writing and more writing truly improves the craft.

      Do NOT sign up unless your are serious about doing critiques. It is a fair bit of work.

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    12. Re:Ever read a raw manuscript? by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      I don't do second drafts. I have never been published, because I rarely finish first drafts of anything long enough.

      The reason I don't do second drafts is not out of shame. It's directly related to my writing style. I give myself a good keyboard, maybe some caffeine (or maybe not), and a half hour or an hour of time to kill, and I just write. Stream of consciousness. Brain to text file.

      Between revising on the fly, much the same way I might correct a typo while touch-typing (actually typed "whil ", then backspaced and added the silent 'e' there), pauses for introspection, and small revisions on a first read-through, that particular piece of writing gets about as good as it's going to. I may make incremental improvements, rewriting a paragraph at a time, inserting something here, ripping out something there, but usually nothing significant.

      I suspect this is either because of some subtle and psychological fear of screwing up my work (thank God for version control), or simply that this has always been my style, and I have never been good at massive revisions.

      If I could write the way I program, I might have two or three drafts, but that's it. Maybe even less -- I suddenly have this urge to prove the grandparent wrong by publishing a first draft.

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    13. Re:Ever read a raw manuscript? by syntaxglitch · · Score: 1

      Just because your first drafts are what would be the third or fourth for someone who treats a word processor like a typewriter (this includes most people who teach writing btw), doesn't mean they couldn't benefit from revision... just that the work needed would tend to be at the level of rearranging blocks of paragraphs, or structuring entire chapters, and that it would require revision skills you probably lack because you've always done "good enough" with a single version.

      FWIW, I write in the manner you do, frequently handed in what was practically a "first draft", and often got better grades on my work in college than many of the students who did the whole first-draft-then-revise-many-times thing they teach you to do. The only real revision work I ever did was reading the whole thing out loud to myself once, and rewriting any passages I tripped over (a good lazy technique for finding awkward phrases or poor grammar).

    14. Re:Ever read a raw manuscript? by DarkShadeChaos · · Score: 1

      "He told me to rewrite the script...I said fuck it! I'll just make a copy." -Mitch Hedberg

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    15. Re:Ever read a raw manuscript? by Monkelectric · · Score: 1

      wtf are you talking about? :) Steely Dan is dripping with character.

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    16. Re:Ever read a raw manuscript? by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      Sounds just like me. Yes, I do better than most people on my first draft. I also completely lack revision skills, but I'm getting some practice at that by letting my work sit for a few months or a year until I can't stand it anymore. I can't stand my 15-year-old brother. I certainly can't stand my own writing at 15.

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    17. Re:Ever read a raw manuscript? by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      I donno. I like Steely Dan, and I think I have a pretty complete collection on my playlist, but it's not something I'll turn shuffle off for and just listen to straight through. If it comes up I probably won't hit skip, but it's just not very compelling in terms of replay value. It just seems like it's stuff that's easy to get sick of.

      Though there is one track that never gets old for me, Charlie Freak. That would be on my all-time best mix CD if I were to create one.

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    18. Re:Ever read a raw manuscript? by PCM2 · · Score: 1
      The reason I don't do second drafts is not out of shame. It's directly related to my writing style. I give myself a good keyboard, maybe some caffeine (or maybe not), and a half hour or an hour of time to kill, and I just write. Stream of consciousness. Brain to text file.

      Well, sure, it depends on what you're writing. Long e-mail? I'll do it that way too. Something for publication? It wouldn't make any sense to do it that way -- except maybe for fiction, but probably not even then.

      I suspect this is either because of some subtle and psychological fear of screwing up my work

      Possibly. The point is, if you can get over that, you'll do better work.

      If I could write the way I program, I might have two or three drafts, but that's it.

      So who said you should have more? I don't really know how many "drafts" I go through. I'm usually on deadline, so I probably only do one second draft.

      I suddenly have this urge to prove the grandparent wrong by publishing a first draft.

      Nah, nah, you're not getting me. You're assuming that I must be a bad writer and that my revisions are all about fixing it so it's readable. It's not true. I'm willing to bet I write better than you do on the first draft. Why? No other reason than the fact that I've studied how to do it and you probably haven't (outside English class, where you probably didn't pay too much attention), and I've worked on things like grammar and vocabulary and sentence structure and composition every day for five years or more. You learn a thing or two in all that time. But I still do the editing pass. Seriously, next time you want to write something try putting it aside overnight and giving it a serious, critical read the next day. If you find anything that you feel like changing, you'll begin to see what I mean.

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    19. Re:Ever read a raw manuscript? by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1
      I suddenly have this urge to prove the grandparent wrong by publishing a first draft.
      Nah, nah, you're not getting me.

      What you say after this is often true, but you're missing the point -- grandparent implied there aren't any (certainly not many) first drafts that are particularly good, and most are shockingly bad compared to the final, published work. I'm not saying that revising wouldn't make it better, but that a first draft may be good enough. Also, I don't think I've ever completely tossed out a first draft and rewritten it. I think the whole concept of "drafts", instead of "revisions", is a holdover from print media, and doesn't make a lot of sense unless you like to print out a draft to proofread.

      Also, I have found that when I do revise -- true of programming also, and thank God for CVS and friends -- it's entirely possible for my first couple of revisions to be good, but my tenth revision can make it much worse than the original. It is really possible to screw up my work, and it can be very difficult to make a revision that's actually an improvement. You can see this effect in action by watching the original Star Wars trilogy, then the prequels, than the special edition -- while the revisions may not have been wholly bad, there is a very real danger of revising out what made the original so good. One word: Midichlorians.

      Star wars isn't the only example. The Matrix was good, the sequels weren't as good, and the Path of Neo game changes much of it for the worse. Ok, the giant robot Smith was hilarious, but also not as good an ending, even for the video game. Take the bullet-stopping ease with which Neo defeats three agents in a hallway at the end of the first movie: In the game, this is a five-minute-long kung-fu brawl that destroys the whole floor.

      I'll concede your bet, though. I don't work on grammar, vocabulary, or sentence structure. Not consciously, anyway. I try to make sure that my grammar, spelling, sentence structure, and punctuation is all decent, so that I don't drive pedants like myself into a fit of rage, and so that my point is clear. I have never bothered to work on vocabulary. I suspect you also have more practice doing what I consider my strong points: humor, imagery, and story. So, even in a fair overall grade, where you cannot win through big words alone, I would probably lose.

      Not that it stops me from trying.

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    20. Re:Ever read a raw manuscript? by PCM2 · · Score: 1
      Also, I have found that when I do revise -- true of programming also, and thank God for CVS and friends -- it's entirely possible for my first couple of revisions to be good, but my tenth revision can make it much worse than the original.

      Really? I am totally curious to hear at what point you discover that this has happened -- that you've made it worse. With me, the process of making revisions involves reading the draft and getting stuck at some point: "Uhhhhhh... something about this isn't working." If I change it and it still doesn't work then that's too bad... but the first version probably still sucked. But then, I'm not really talking about adding whole sections (midichlorians) the way you describe. In fact, I'm mostly talking about nonfiction ... I'd have to think about how I'd approach it with fiction, where, like you say, it can be more treacherous.

      I don't work on grammar, vocabulary, or sentence structure. Not consciously, anyway.
      A lot of programmer types find it interesting when I tell them I have done this. But, yeah... at some point in my life I found myself in a position where I was using the written word for a living. And I said to myself, wait a minute -- I've probably read a dozen O'Reilly books, etc. That's what I did every time I wanted to learn Perl, or C, or whatever. Why not do the same thing with English? There are a number of books out there that really are full of good advice about how to write well. Strunk and White is the classic (though they seem to keep making it longer and adding stuff in later editions, which I think defeats the purpose somewhat), and another good one is "On Writing Well" by William Zinsser. And still other books are good when you want to finally answer some of those weird questions once and for all, like when it's appropriate to use a semicolon. In truth, there aren't as many real, actual rules to writing as there are for programming. Most "rules" are really more like guidelines. But maybe it's just that if you can honestly say that you read it in a book that you're supposed to do it a certain way, it lets you proceed with more confidence and spend less time thinking how to write?
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    21. Re:Ever read a raw manuscript? by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      Really? I am totally curious to hear at what point you discover that this has happened -- that you've made it worse.

      It's difficult to pinpoint it. It has something to do with changes to one part requiring changes to another. I think I actually realize it as it's happening, but I have to make this change, so maybe I can make another change to try to regain what it was that worked...

      And three or four revisions later, I can't remember exactly how I wrote it initially, but I know it was better.

      True of both programming and writing, although I can usually fix it in a program. However, I've been using version control more rigorously in my programs, and I will likely be using it in my writing also.

      And I said to myself, wait a minute -- I've probably read a dozen O'Reilly books, etc. That's what I did every time I wanted to learn Perl, or C, or whatever. Why not do the same thing with English?

      Well, I never read an O'Reilly book on C. I read a much more tutorial-like book on C++, but C is much simpler -- once I knew it, I barely needed a reference. My only problem would be vocabulary, so all I really need at that point is to practice it, and to look up new library functions in the man page.

      Perl, though, I have actually read at least one O'Reilly book on. I also frequently had to turn to documentation like the perl OO tutorial when learning a new concept, because it seems every one of the More Than One Way To Do It is always a completely different Way To Do It than in any other language.

      I think the difference is that C has very simple syntax, whereas Perl syntax is full of quirks. Thus, to write C, I only need the equivalent of a dictionary, whereas to write Perl, I need the equivalent of a style guide. At first glance, it would seem that English is like Perl, but in reality, not so much:

      Most "rules" are really more like guidelines.

      As much as Perl claims to "do what I mean", both Perl and C have unambiguous rules for how every bit of syntax is interpreted, and these rules are not always obvious to a human. English, as you say, does not have hard and fast rules. It is much more important to write something readable than to write something in the "best" way possible. In fact, if the shortest, most vivid, most eloquent way of expressing something uses a word that your audience isn't likely to have heard, it may be better to write more simply.

      That is why I don't care to improve my vocabulary. As for things like grammar and sentence structure, I still believe the best way to improve these is to practice. Although I do occasionally try to learn maddening things like when to use colons or semicolons, I don't think my audience will much care, especially when the rules are so subjective.

      But maybe it's just that if you can honestly say that you read it in a book that you're supposed to do it a certain way, it lets you proceed with more confidence and spend less time thinking how to write?

      I don't spend a lot of time thinking how to write.

      I hardly spend any time thinking about the mechanics of sentence structure. I focus on higher-level organizing and actual content. So, for instance, I focus more on whether I'm going to make my character have red eyes, how brightly they'll glow, etc, and on whether I want to spend much time on their eyes, or focus more on their cloak of shadows. I don't really spend any time deciding how to describe the eyes, gnashing my teeth over whether to compare them to embers or hot coals. I give hardly a thought to questions like "his eyes glow like embers" or "the glow of his eyes was oddly like embers" or "embers were like the glow of his eyes" -- maybe I don't use the best possible structure, but when I consciously try to examine different ones, each seems more retarded than the last, and I realize that I got it right the first time.

      But of course, even high-level choices a

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  11. amirite? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    i wuz up all nite wrkn on my essay to pub 2 my blog when i rlzed that it wudnt b reel w/o sum form of sweet lingo dun up in da house 2 sho 2 my othr HS students, so i only got a 2 outta 6 on dat essay when i got a 9/12 on my SAT 1

    1. Re:amirite? by l0cust · · Score: 1

      I don't know whether to laugh or cry at your post - Its funny but makes me feel so sad because I could read it without a problem.

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  12. Where is the Literary Talent? by MightyYar · · Score: 1
    Where is the Literary Talent?

    Well, I always can count on finding it in the Slashdot comments...

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    1. Re:Where is the Literary Talent? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Joking aside, Slashdot does tend to have a fairly high literary quality relative to the rest of the 'net. I am now employed as a writer, and a lot of that comes from the practice I get writing a few thousand words on Slashdot every day. I may not check things I post here as much as I check things I'm paid for, but I do benefit from being in the habit of churning out large quantities of text on a regular basis.

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  13. U R Crzy by DAldredge · · Score: 0, Troll

    Wht? Y R U Sying tht plp on teh net kant type?

    That's unpossible!

    1. Re:U R Crzy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mine was better! crazy minds think alike!

    2. Re:U R Crzy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sadly, this is the most intelligent think that Dtardredge has ever posted.

  14. not hard by illuminatedwax · · Score: 1

    Can't --- breathe --- drowing in --- links --- can't --- figure out --- what to --- click!!

    But really, I can't believe people are complaining about "first drafts" when
    1) they're being compared to high school kids. So first draft or final manuscript, high school graduates should out-write high schoolers, especially if they spend a good deal of their time writing
    and
    2) you should be able to put together a well-written essay that short in 25 minutes.

    In any case, this has only increased my hatred for the "blogosphere". They're just a bunch of people writing unstructured rants and occasionally finding bits of novel information, and this is the new journalistic revolution? Oh, I think the idea of blogging is wonderful, but the community itself makes me sick. And then there's that awful name...

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    1. Re:not hard by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      That's just Sturgeon's Law, illuminatedwax.

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  15. Well no kidding by Overcoat · · Score: 4, Informative

    The damn test gives 25 minutes to write a coherent well-thought out essay. Samuel Johnson wouldn't have been able to bang out a readable essay in twenty-five freaking minutes. Nabokov would have taken one look at the time limit, laughed, and then walked out. 25 minutes, holy crap. Are the people who come up with these tests insane?

    For more on the reliability of SAT essay questions as a measure of anything except the ability to pile on verbage, here's an excerpt from another NYT article that ran last year:

    "In March, Les Perelman attended a national college writing conference and sat in on a panel on the new SAT writing test. Dr. Perelman is one of the directors of undergraduate writing at Massachusetts Institute of Technology. He did doctoral work on testing and develops writing assessments for entering M.I.T. freshmen. He fears that the new 25-minute SAT essay test that started in March - and will be given for the second time on Saturday - is actually teaching high school students terrible writing habits...

    In the next weeks, Dr. Perelman studied every graded sample SAT essay that the College Board made public. He looked at the 15 samples in the ScoreWrite book that the College Board distributed to high schools nationwide to prepare students for the new writing section. He reviewed the 23 graded essays on the College Board Web site meant as a guide for students and the 16 writing 'anchor' samples the College Board used to train graders to properly mark essays.

    He was stunned by how complete the correlation was between length and score. 'I have never found a quantifiable predictor in 25 years of grading that was anywhere near as strong as this one,' he said. 'If you just graded them based on length without ever reading them, you'd be right over 90 percent of the time.' The shortest essays, typically 100 words, got the lowest grade of one. The longest, about 400 words, got the top grade of six. In between, there was virtually a direct match between length and grade."

    So to any high schoolers about to take the SAT: when in doubt, write a lot, in third-person, and in cursive.

    1. Re:Well no kidding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "In March, Les Perelman attended a national college writing conference and sat in on a panel on the new SAT writing test. Dr. Perelman is one of the directors of undergraduate writing at Massachusetts Institute of Technology. He did doctoral work on testing and develops writing assessments for entering M.I.T. freshmen. He fears that the new 25-minute SAT essay test that started in March - and will be given for the second time on Saturday - is actually teaching high school students terrible writing habits..."

      Yeah, yeah, everyone's a critic. I was an MIT student when Les Perelman was in charge of the Freshman Essay Evaluation. He's a good guy, but I thought the implementation of FEE was pretty awful.

    2. Re:Well no kidding by koreth · · Score: 1
      That's a reflection of high school teaching practices, I think.

      Before I got to high school, my leisure-time writing had a very concise, to-the-point style. High school taught me that to succeed, I had to pad my 300-word essays out to 500 words. I didn't have to actually say anything more, mind you, but if I wanted a good grade I had to use more words to do it.

      For all the high school's crowing about how they were preparing me for college, when I actually got into a good university and took some writing classes, my professors without fail preferred well-crafted 300-word pieces to well-padded 500-word ones.

    3. Re:Well no kidding by BenFranske · · Score: 1

      Actually, any graduate student worth much can bang out a pretty good essay in 25 minutes. When you're cranking out four essays a week in addition to attending classes and teaching you get pretty good at writing thoughtful pieces in a limited amount of time. Granted, there are times when you need to spend more time on research or reading prior to the writing, but the writing itself still goes quite quickly. As for an opinion essay such as those used on the SAT, half and hour is more than sufficient. Now, if you'll excuse me I need to go write a grad school paper that's due tonight.

    4. Re:Well no kidding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If length is the main grading factor, then people with ADD should be fine. If they grade on coherence, ADDers are screwed.

      I can barely put my thoughts together in the first half hour of a timed test. More than once, I have turned in a blank sheet at the end of an hour. If I had taken the SAT when it had a writing section, I would have gotten a 1 on it, despite having a writing ability that earned me "A"s on all of my major writing assignments in college.

      I don't really see how the essay is an improvement to the SAT.

    5. Re:Well no kidding by qw0ntum · · Score: 1

      In Tennessee there is a state-wide writing assessment given to 11th graders. The grading process and the graders are not disclosed. I remember my English teacher told me once that the way to do well on the assessment (which is an argumentative paper), is to make blatantly clear what side of the issue you are on, include a refutation and a concession, and at least two points of evidence. You can even make up statistics if you want. Lo and behold, those of us who did do that made 5's and 6's on the test (6 is the highest score). All these timed assessments do is teach students how the exams are graded--which most definitely leads to poor writing habits.

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    6. Re:Well no kidding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      All these essays exams are teachable, and as the SAT writing section become more mature, and test preparers understand how to teach it, the scores will increase. Which is to say that the SAT is still a test with a score that has a significant bias towards those that can afford to prepare well.

      Every free response portion of a standardized test, at least those I have seen, has a rubric. and the rubrics are often consistent across years. If I hit every point of that rubric, then I will get a good score even if all I did was follow a recipie. If I forget to follow the rubric, I may a get a bad score even if I did nothing in particular wrong. This is as true for science and math as it is for English. A student should be able to put together a good essay in 25 minutes. Until students are trained to meet the requirements of the SAT, there will not be as many perfects scores as before the writing section.

      Here is my anecdotal evidence on reading one set of writing samples. These were supposedly graded on the basis of personal expression by the student, and perhaps for the highest score it was. However, I was able to predict the official score simply by checking to see if the first paragraph was coherent, skimming the supporting paragraphs to see if they related to the first, and then quickly checking that he concluding paragraph was reasonable. Perhaps any student with enough skill to meet those standards also had enough skill to meet the others. Or perhaps when a teacher is grading hundreds of papers, the will to check every details is absen.

      One other anecdote that killed my faith in standardized testing. For various reasons I never had to take my college exit exam. Years later, for various other reasons, I had to take it. I did quite well on it, of course, as I had 10 years to mature and learn and practice all that stuff I was supposed to learn in college. The only issue was the writing part where one grader gave me a perfect score, and the other a less than perfect score. I write all the time, so I know who to write. The only thing I could think of is I took a slightly satirical approach to the prompt which was, as usual, quite silly. Not something one is supposed to do. No reason to make fun of the test. But all I needed was a passing grade, and it really affected nothing in my life. Just interesting that the discrepancy existed. I know on the math test, the graders train until everyone gets the same score.

    7. Re:Well no kidding by rcoxdav · · Score: 1

      I thuroughly agree with that comment. My grades in HS in English were mediocre at best, yet when it came to comp II in college, I ended up with an A with accolades from the instructor, with a very similar writing style to my HS style. At my HS, length mattered more than content.

      When it came to GRE time though, I only hade a 530 in English. However, since I was going to grad school to teach physics and math, they did not look at that part of the score. For reference, I had a 750 on the math part of the GRE. I never took the SAT, only ACT and GRE.

      Please excuse any incoherent ramblings, I am off to bed in about 2 minutes.

    8. Re:Well no kidding by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      "When you're cranking out four essays a week in addition to attending classes and teaching you get pretty good at writing thoughtful pieces in a limited amount of time."

      No, you get pretty good at writing pieces acceptable to the prof, nothing more. Thoughtful pieces take -- thought.

    9. Re:Well no kidding by mttlg · · Score: 1

      Before I got to high school, my leisure-time writing had a very concise, to-the-point style. High school taught me that to succeed, I had to pad my 300-word essays out to 500 words. I didn't have to actually say anything more, mind you, but if I wanted a good grade I had to use more words to do it.

      My high school experience was similar, almost. For my Senior year English class, I had the option of taking an advanced class that would result in two courses worth of credit from a major university. Due to a clerical error of some sort, I was left off the list and was stuck in regular honors English instead. The "college" class met for an hour and a half every day and had 500-word essays due every week. The students were seriously stressed out, but at least it was preparing them for college, right?

      My English class on the other hand was much more relaxed. Since most people opted for the other class, we were left with nine students. A typical 45-minute class started with us (including the teacher) arranging our desks in a circle and involved reading out loud (of both the course material and student essays, with some of the teacher's work from college mixed in) and a discussion of the material. Essays were typically assigned for each major work or collection of works, but there was no required length and the choice of topic was up to the student. Saying that I did well in this class would be an understatement.

      Standardized testing was another matter. I took the writing SAT II shortly after they started offering it and the results were dismal. The essay "topic" was an abstract statement that didn't even make sense. I spent most of the allotted time trying in vain to think of something to write, finally scribbling down some nonsense at the end (I don't even know if I finished it).

      So what were my college English classes like? They met for about 50 minutes per day, 4 days a week. The class size tended to be small, probably less than 20 students each. Classes involved casual discussion and small group work. Assignments tended to be open-ended without strict length requirements. In other words, the non-college English class was more like what I encountered in college than the actual college English class.

      The final irony in this story came when the teacher of the college-equivalent English class (and my Junior year English class) retired. This is when I found out that his favorite term paper in all his years of teaching (or so I was told, this may have been a slight exaggeration) was one that I had turned in at the end of my Junior year. It wasn't the assigned paper though - when everyone else was frantically proofreading, revising, printing, etc., I was putting together a second term paper, purely for fun. Now, the actual text was only one paragraph long, and it only had one source (which contained even less text), but it was more of a piece of concept art than a term paper (it merely took the form of a term paper). Despite not counting for a grade, this paper would be remembered while the "real" papers would fade into obscurity. Creativity triumphed over formulaic works, calling into question the value of rigidly structured assignments that resist innovation and mold young minds into cookie-cutter mental drones.

      Now if only I'd had this story when I had to write that damn SAT II essay...

    10. Re:Well no kidding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Point well-made, though Samuel Johnson would have been able to write a good first draft, as that was *all* he ever wrote. From Boswell's "Life": "He [Johnson] had, from the irritability of his constitution, at all times, an impatience and hurry when he either read or wrote. A certain apprehension, arising from novelty, made him write his first exercise at College twice over; but he never took that trouble with any other composition; and we shall see that his most excellent works were struck off at a heat, with rapid exertion." and "Posterity will be astonished when they are told, upon the authority of Johnson himself, that many of these discourses, which we should suppose had been laboured with all the slow attention of literary leisure, were written in haste as the moment pressed, without even being read over by him before they were printed."

    11. Re:Well no kidding by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      I don't know what the guidelines are for the essay on the SAT, as I never took the SAT - and they didn't have the essay section on the exam when I took it, anyway.

      However, having attempted to read several of the students' essays, I am simply astounded by the lack of quality in the writing. The word choice is awkward, and the sentence structure is often semantically or grammatically incorrect.

      Do they not teach grammar - word choice and sentence structure - in high school any longer? I graduated in 2000. I attended 3 different hihg schools, graduating in 3 years; only one of those years did I have any instruction on grammar (thank god for that), and it was a private school.

      I imagine that part of the reason these essays are so horrible is related to two factors which might provide a partial excuse for the students: one, the time constraints, and two, the fact that the SATs are done on paper and not computer. These two constraints tie into each other to no small degree.

      Time constraints can, on their own, put a crimp in a person's ability to write a sufficient amount, on paper, simply due to the phyiscal limitations of one's hand getting cramped, particularly when the person is unaccustomed to lengthy handwritting. Add to the fact that typing on a computer allows for substantial on-the-fly revisional abilities - mid-word, mid-sentence, and mid-paragraph - makes it all the more difficult.

      Just the same, those essays appear to be significantly inferior.

      On the bright side, it makes me feel less skeptical of the people in my college upper-level creative writing course several years back: their writing was atrocious, but at least it wasn't that sub-par.

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  16. bein' articulate gets "u" nowhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The reporter .. maybe .. for now. People want things said in sound bites, and in an entertaining manner. Hopefully it will make them feel good about themselves while blaming someone/something else for their inconvenience.

    If someone writes a long winded treatise on a topic, most people will ignore, and even be annoyed by it. Even worse, they will go for an easy to understand, though inaccurate, criticism of it .. without bothering to udnerstand the whole situation.

    So yeah, if you want to be popular ..dumb down .. reduce verbiage .. and utilize deprecative humor against something (anything ..a straw man?). But if you want to appeal to long term common sense and to the humane and just thinkers .. well then be articulate, open minded, and well researched in your writings.

  17. Training For The Test by mpapet · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Will someone please tell me what the infatuation with standardized testing is about?

    You get to rank kids, but you also get kids that have trained for the test. I have two sisters that are teachers that quite specifically teach to the test-du-jour. I mean not just a couple of weeks, but every single day's learning plan is oriented around the test the kids take that year.

    So, we've got kids being trained for a test, which is certainly not an "education." Or maybe that's what passes for an education for the unwashed, shrinking middle-class masses in America?

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    1. Re:Training For The Test by TubeSteak · · Score: 2, Informative
      Will someone please tell me what the infatuation with standardized testing is about?
      Umm... it is standardized. It allegedly provides a quick and quantifiable way to compare abilities.

      The second that any standardized test stops measuring ability & starts measuring knowledge.. you end up with teachers who teach to the test.

      The Law School Aptitude Test is a good example of a standardized test that measures ability and not knowledge. The MCAT is a good example of a standardized test that mostly measures knowledge and not ability.

      P.S. Kids don't have to take those standardized tests in lower/middle/high(?) school
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    2. Re:Training For The Test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You now know the difference between being "educated" and being "schooled".

    3. Re:Training For The Test by UserGoogol · · Score: 1

      Well, we want some sort of standards, because otherwise you might have kids who are complete losers graduating, and standardized tests the easiest way to implement that. As you note, it is a profoundly flawed way to standardize, but... it's easy.

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    4. Re:Training For The Test by asylumx · · Score: 1

      Well, you're absolutely right. I also have two sisters who are teachers. Fortunately, they teach pre-school and special-needs so they are not subjected to planning around tests quite so much. My father is an elementary school principal of 24 years and he has noticed exactly what you just said. In fact, he is looking forward to retirement because he is AFRAID of how test-oriented our nation's education has become. He worked his ass off to hire the right teachers to get his school exactly how he wanted it. He spends tons of time with just a few students... and it's amazing how he can turn a kid around and get them to realize their personal responsibility, even if their parents are horrible role models.

      It is sad that people like him are now forced to spend their time with their students just trying to train them to take a test. I'm sorry to make this political, but Bush's "No Child Left Behind" is a load of crap and it's causing far more problems than it's solving.

    5. Re:Training For The Test by cvd6262 · · Score: 1

      There is nothing wrong with teaching dictated by a test so long as the test represents what the students should know and the capabilities they're supposed to demonstrate. The problem with many tests, the SAT in particular, is that they only test a small subset of the skills and knowledge we expect high schoolers to have, and often in highly contrived circumstances. These are both evidences of invalidity, which is all-too-often overlooked by test developers and users.

      Michele de Montaigne said that if you want to know if a pupil has learned you have to watch him live his life. Unfortunately, that's not always possible. Testing is the best system we have, and there is almost two centuries of theory and research to back it up (from classical test theory to generalizability theory to item response theory). Still, it remains one of the least studied, and most misunderstood concept in public education.

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    6. Re:Training For The Test by cvd6262 · · Score: 1

      The second that any standardized test stops measuring ability & starts measuring knowledge.. you end up with teachers who teach to the test.

      Yeah, and as soon as you test abilities instead of knowledge, the teachers' union claims you're neglecting the fundamentals. In other words, shrink their classes (=less responsibility+increase demand), raise their salaries (but not so much that teaching becomes a viable alternative to industry, that would increase supply), give them more "in-service" days, lower their retirement age, and increase their retirement pay...

      But don't tell them to change what or how they teach!

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    7. Re:Training For The Test by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So, we've got kids being trained for a test, which is certainly not an "education."

      Fallacy of the excluded middle. A well-designed test can and should test for education, not random teachable facts. It is entirely possible to write such a test. School teachers and college professors do so every day. If the state's board of education can't do the same, the fault lies with the test writers, not the good concept of giving tests and the good concept of testing everyone on the same basic material.

      If your test is written correctly, the only way you can train kids for the test is by giving them an education and a true understanding of the concepts.

    8. Re:Training For The Test by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      First: You're not sorry to make this political.

      Second: These tests were around before NCLB. I took versions of them thirty years ago. NCLB is a load of crap for other reasons.

      Nice OT injection, though.

    9. Re:Training For The Test by PantsWearer · · Score: 1
      Yes, standardized testing has been around for far longer than NCLB, but has your school district's funding ever universally been based on the scores of the students?

      I know that the district that my parents taught in (they've recently retired) basically give up federal money so that they could actually give their students an education rather than just teach to a test.

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    10. Re:Training For The Test by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      The appeal of standardized testing is simply that: they get standardized results.

      Your confliction comes from a fraudulent assumption. You assume the goal of public education is to educate; it isn't. It is to turn out minimally- and uniformally-educated people who are able to follow directions. Quantity over quality.

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    11. Re:Training For The Test by asylumx · · Score: 1

      The tests that were around before that NCLB were relatively simple tests that took no more than a week or so of class-time and simply were used as a "litmus test" to see what the kids knew. Granted that tests are a poor way of doing this, they are easy to administer so they are used anyway.

  18. Absolutely Unsurprising by Oddster · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This should not surprise anybody, for the following reasons:

    1) The SAT writing section gives a student only the opportunity to write a first draft.

    2) The SAT writing section is almost always on an incredibly boring and uninspired topic, because the subject of the essay must be as equally accessible to all test-takers as possible. It's also quite obvious that it is hard to write well on a subject you could not care less about. The intersection of good writers and those interested in the topic has to be miniscule, if nonexistant.

    3) The SAT writing section is graded based on grammatical correctness and the logical ordering of ideas. It takes no account of whether those ideas make canonical sense, only that they were ordered in a consistent and logical manner.

    The SAT writing section can not gauge anything besides one's ability to write in the style of the MLA.

    It's been said a million times, but I'll say it again: The SAT score only measures one's ability to take the SAT.

    Disclosure: I am a recent college grad who did very well on the SATs.

    1. Re:Absolutely Unsurprising by doom · · Score: 3, Interesting
      The SAT writing section is graded based on grammatical correctness and the logical ordering of ideas. It takes no account of whether those ideas make canonical sense, only that they were ordered in a consistent and logical manner.
      I think this is key, myself. Presumably the high-scorers have some knowledge of how the test is graded and take the time to do precisely what the graders are looking for, and no more than that. Quality is elusive, you can't except a "standardized" test to check for quality, instead it has to be relatively mechanical criteria, like do the topic paragraphs support the introductory paragraph; is there a conclusion that resetates the introduction; etc.

      They didn't have a written portion of the SAT back in my day, but there were "essay" questions on the New York States Regents Examination for English (a standardize test, but taken by graduating seniors in New York State only). I happened to have an odd "tough" English teacher that taught us exactly what the graders wanted to see: I wrote grossly inane piece of crap, but aced the exam, as you would expect.

      And yeah, "Standardized" tests are far from the panacia some people think they are.

    2. Re:Absolutely Unsurprising by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1
      And yeah, "Standardized" tests are far from the panacia some people think they are.
      Of course. They're used because nothing better exists that isn't subjective.
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  19. Blogging is good for you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least bloggers are bothering to write. If blogging is what it takes to encourage literacy, fine. Mind you, just because you do something a lot, it doesn't mean that you actually get better. You actually have to try to get better. Feedback is important because it enables you to know if you're getting better. Do bloggers get feedback? It depends. One kind of feedback is the response you get to your posts. Over time a lack of response is discouraging. The blogger will either try to get better or give up. It's kind of like the moderation system on Slashdot. Slashdot has, it seems to me, fewer vile posts than many other blogs. The people who write nasty stuff tend to get discouraged and either go away or reform.

    So, does blogging produce better writers? It's quite possible.

  20. misuse of test by fermion · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Really, the SAT writing test is in the initial phase, and as far as I know few colleges know exactly what the scores mean, or how they will be used. It is my understanding that the main use of the SAT writing section is to replace the uncontrolled college essay. This means that the college not only has some confidence that the student actually wrote the essay, but the essay is of initial quality. After many years I can put together a well formed essay in 25 minutes, but it would have certainly been beyond my ability in college.

    OTOH, in the real world, we seldom have to develop a formulaic arbitrary piece of writing on a topic that we might not only have no interest in, but no background in. That is a good thing because writing about what you know nothing of, and have no interest in, makes you a hack. Certainly no one going off to college is hoping to be a hack.

    A while back an english teacher got a hold of one of my writing and proceeded to 'correct it'. The teacher found several errors on the page, some I didn't realize I made, some that did not change the meaning, some that were bad. Understand I feel like I know who to write, and I feel like I know English. I know to say 'on which side the bread is buttered'. I know that saying 'to boldly go' is wrong, but the correct structure changes the meaning. I understand that as a teacher of English one must be pedantic, but expecting a writer to produce a good product in 25 minutes, on a random subject, is just idiocy. Such a requirement is an insult to the adult process of writing, in which one starts off with an interesting idea, and develops it over time.

    Many years ago Byte magazine had a silly essay comparing quality the writings of Hemmingway to the quality of a computer program. Even at the young age I read this, I understood that the analogy was daft, as a computer program must be perfect, and reflects a technical process that changes over time, while a published creative work of fiction is a snapshot of a creative process. The later need not conform to some arbitrary standard of perfection to be a perfectly wonderful tale.

    In the end this is one of those studies by one of those people that believes a good SAT score has some bearing on your actual ability to produce a real product, creative, technical, or otherwise. This is not sour grapes. I have always had very respectable standardized test scores, scores in fact that probably overestimate my ability. OTOH my ability to produce has nothing to do with the test scores.

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    1. Re:misuse of test by Skippy_kangaroo · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Standardised tests are not about good writing or good ideas - they are about testing people's ability to write gramatically. People who know the rules of grammar will write a better essay in 25 minutes than those who don't. Writing is about communication and if you can't communicate, it doesn't matter how briliant your idea is because no one will ever understand it. But don't be confused, standardised tests are not trying to discover the next George Orwell, they are trying to find some assurance that the test-taker can write gramatically. Save the brilliance for university.

      With respect to rules and pedantry,
      It is an old observation that the best writers sometimes disregard the rules of rhetoric. When they do so, however, the reader will usually find in the sentence some compensating merit, attained at the cost of the violation. Unless he is certain of doing as well, he will probably do best to follow the rules. After he has learned, by their guidance, to write plain English adequate for everyday uses, let him look, for the secrets of style, to the study of the masters of literature.

      This quote from "The Elements of Style" should make it clear that rules are made to be broken - but only advisedly. It is the reason Hemmingway was, and will remain, a better writer than any computer. And why it is sometimes OK to start a sentence with a conjunction. Or why it is acceptable to callously split an infinitive. (Which is not a crime in English anyway unless you think English is actually Latin - which it isn't.) But none of this matters in a standardised test because they are testing competence not brilliance.

    2. Re:misuse of test by bcrowell · · Score: 2, Informative

      I know to say 'on which side the bread is buttered'. I know that saying 'to boldly go' is wrong, but the correct structure changes the meaning.
      In English, there's nothing wrong with splitting an infinitive, or with putting a preposition at the end of a clause. The prohibition against splitting infinitives is particularly ridiculous; it comes from a perceived need to make the grammar of English more similar to the grammar of Latin, in which infinitives are a single word, and therefore can't be split.

    3. Re:misuse of test by ben+there... · · Score: 1
      And why it is sometimes OK to start a sentence with a conjunction. Or why it is acceptable to callously split an infinitive.

      Ha, I like the examples within the sentence that describes them.
  21. "It takes hard writing to make easy reading." by dpbsmith · · Score: 4, Insightful

    --Robert Louis Stevenson

    These essays seem to be running about 250 words... about a page.

    Jack London was proud of himself for turning out 1000 words every day. George Bernard Shaw set his stint at five pages a day.

    And of course a professional writer has been preparing to write those words and thinking about them well in advance. And they are on a topic that the writer has selected him- or herself, and has some knowledge of.

    So they hit a _high school student_ cold with a topic the student has never seen before and give him or her twenty-five minutes (how on earth did they come up with that figure? Why not a round half-hour, at least?) to do, unprepared, what takes a professional writer a couple of hours, prepared... and people are surprised at the results?

    This isn't a test of writing in any meaningful sense of the word. I don't know what it's testing, but it isn't writing.

    1. Re:"It takes hard writing to make easy reading." by TheDreadSlashdotterD · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's testing a students ability to cope with the impossible. It's training them for the peasant society of tomorrow. It is not giving a good indication of their abilities. No standardized test could ever do that.

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    2. Re:"It takes hard writing to make easy reading." by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Show me something that can give a good indication of their abilities and isn't subjective.

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  22. I don't find this particularly surprising by Y-Crate · · Score: 1, Informative

    In the U.S. educational system there is currently a very strong bias towards math. Since math skills are so essential, school systems are willing to overlook problems with reading and writing as long as a student is progressing well in algebra, calculus, geometry, etc. The reverse never seems to be the case, however. A student proficient in math who has trouble reading and writing is "gifted", while a student proficient in reading and writing who struggles through math lessons is "special".

    One will get you a pass, so-to-speak, and another limits your academic horizons significantly.

    Having problems in either subject will likely result in problems down the line in higher education and the Real World, but a complete lack of verbal and written skills is often not enough to force educators to pay closer attention.

    1. Re:I don't find this particularly surprising by Wilson_6500 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The strong bias towards math probably exists because... well, this is going to sound stupid, but math is quantitative, and writing is qualitative.

      It's easy to say that little Timmy is a math prodigy because he's solving integrals in his head by the time he's in seventh grade. It's very difficult to say that little Billy is a literary prodigy because the degree of assimilation and the quality of work produced are both measured very subjectively. In math and science, there are simple, fairly straightforward ways of measuring how well a student _recalls_ concepts and how well they can _apply_ the concepts. That latter one does require someone to read a bunch of logic on paper, and then estimate how well the kid has applied the concepts they've learned (i.e. does the student seem to understand "force" or is she just plugging and chugging), but that can be objectively determined (did she get the right answer, and do her steps to that answer clear and logical).

      In writing, someone has to actually sit down and read everything they student has written, judge it as objectively as they can, and then assign it a number grade. You could give a test on sentence structure, comprehension, and so on--which they do--and still have no idea if the kid can write. The writing needs to be clear and logical, but what's clear and logical in an essay is by no means as straightforward as what's clear and logical in a physics problem solution.

      What I'm trying to say, really, is that there is probably a bias towards math at least in some part because basic-level math is very easy to grade and evaluate, whereas to judge writing is more nebulous.

    2. Re:I don't find this particularly surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      A student proficient in math who has trouble reading and writing is "gifted", while a student proficient in reading and writing who struggles through math lessons is "special".


      In my wife's case, this was not true. She was extremely gifted in English as a child, but borderline retarted (I say that in most endearing way honey!) in the math department, yet she was definitely viewed as gifted by her school. She was reading, enjoying, and *comprehending* the works of Shakespeare and Chaucer in the fourth grade, and she neded up graduating highschool at age 16. In College, she would have never gotten past her core classes if I had not helped her with calculus and trig. She is one of those people who has to memorize formulas to solve math problems, and absolutely no clue why the formulas work. She is *very* good with word problems though.
    3. Re:I don't find this particularly surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I'm interested to know what part of the country you are from. I attended much of Elementary School at a Department of Defense school in Germany where the mathematics taught was comparatively more advanced than what I felt exposed to for several years in Alabama schools. I later lived in Washington and returned to Alabama and always felt that math and science were being ignored in favor of English, History, etc., or at least math and science teachers were less proficient at teaching their subject material. I would have preferred to attend schools with a stronger emphasis on math and science and perhaps technical writing courses.

    4. Re:I don't find this particularly surprising by dajak · · Score: 1

      In the U.S. educational system there is currently a very strong bias towards math.

      Really? On PISA and similar assessments the US is usually average or below average. The TIMMS 2003 study apparently does show that "in 2003, U.S. eighth-graders improved their average mathematics and science performances compared to 1995", but the US is just catching up.

      We had a number of US exchange students on my school for a few months when I was 15 (late 80s; Netherlands), and their skills in mathematics and science didn't impress us at all. I remember seeing a video of their school, and concluding that they waste all of their budget on a beautiful new building with some sort of theater, and small classes (mine was >40).

  23. With a question like this ... by werdnam · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The question the students were asked to respond to (in the sample essays) was "Do memories hinder or help people in their effort to learn from the past and succeed in the present?" With a question like that, how could you expect much more than rambling idea/word association? I mean, without memory, there is no learning.

    1. Re:With a question like this ... by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      "Do memories hinder or help people in their effort to learn from the past and succeed in the present?"
      I don't remember.

  24. Horrible prompt by DebateG · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Of course the students' essays were horribly written. The prompt was terrible:

    Do memories hinder or help people in their effort to learn from the past and succeed in the present?

    That is an incredibly difficult question that philosophers could spend a lifetime thinking about. In fact, I've found that many philosophers addressing these difficult issues often have glaring logical holes, unfounded assumptions, and most strikingly, atrocious writing.

    For some reason, the SAT believes that ambiguous, poorly crafted prompts somehow judge a student's writing abilities. If they want to judge a student's writing skills, this would be a much better prompt:

    Your friend is contemplating cheating on the SAT. Write a letter to dissuade him/her from doing so.

    At least there are concrete and fairly obvious reasons here, and I wager that you'd very quickly be able to see which students can write well and which can barely craft coherent sentences.

    1. Re:Horrible prompt by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1
      Do memories hinder or help people in their effort to learn from the past and succeed in the present?
      The answer is that they help. It's completely trivial and is hardly likely to tax philosphers.
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    2. Re:Horrible prompt by vadim_t · · Score: 1

      What a bizarre question.

      How would you learn anything at all if you couldn't remember what you did and what were the results?

    3. Re:Horrible prompt by Jerf · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Do memories hinder or help people in their effort to learn from the past and succeed in the present?
      Holy cow, was that an essay question?

      "Given that people with no memories demonstrably fail to learn anything, including simple things like where they are or what day it is, clearly they help."

      If I were taking this test, I could easily expand that into the 5-Paragraph Magic Form I was taught for writing Unreadable Insipid Essays (TM), but why? For that matter I could cut that down by another half and still answer the question with this argument that I find undeniable.

      (I could twist and stretch the definition of "memory" and "learning" to make it not true, but across most combination of definitions of memory and learning this argument holds. You'd have to get pretty pedantically biological to make it false.)
    4. Re:Horrible prompt by slackmaster2000 · · Score: 4, Funny

      A better prompt may have been:

      "Do legs hinder or help people in their effort to train for and win the fifty-yard dash?"

      Throughout the ages, human beings have relied on their legs for moving about. From walking to running to hopping, the human leg has indeed proven itself a most valuable and celebrated mobility-enabling appendage. It should come as no startling realization, then, to learn that most human sports are derived from activities that demonstrate the prowness of the leg. And perhaps no sport showcases the raw power of the leg than the fifty-yard-dash.

      Oops, it's not supposed to be about the fifty-yard dash, but the importance or unimportance of the leg to training for and successfully running the fifty-yard dash. Good thing I already graduated from college, where I learned quickly that most professors can't write worth a damn anyhow. Perhaps that's the true objective of the SAT writing test - can you quickly write on any subject in such a way as to appeal to a narrow audience? If so, you can make it through the university system without much effort.

    5. Re:Horrible prompt by Peyna · · Score: 1

      Your friend is contemplating cheating on the SAT. Write a letter to dissuade him/her from doing so.

      The idea is to give them a prompt without a right or wrong answer, forcing them to evaluate both positions and come to a conclusion. The ideal essay then would explore the benefits and detriments of each possible answer and out of that decide whether one or the other is the better response.

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    6. Re:Horrible prompt by Petrushka · · Score: 1

      "Do legs hinder or help people in their effort to train for and win the fifty-yard dash?"

      Throughout the ages, human beings have relied on their legs for moving about. From walking to running to hopping, the human leg has indeed proven itself a most valuable and celebrated mobility-enabling appendage. It should come as no startling realization, then, to learn that most human sports are derived from activities that demonstrate the prowness of the leg. And perhaps no sport showcases the raw power of the leg than the fifty-yard-dash.

      FWIW, -- and I'm not an SAT marker, I teach at a university -- if I saw that in an essay on that topic, it'd certainly get an A from me for its conciseness, clear interpretation of the issue, breadth of analogy, and wit. (Twenty-five minutes, schmenty-five minutes.)

      I get the impression from TFA that the criteria that were being used by the SAT markers for this were very different from any that I would consider to be sane. From TFA:

      I was struck by the number of people who wrote essays without apparently thinking the directions applied to them. They made assumptions about the assignment, or decided that they were better judges of what the assignment should be, and then wrote what they wanted to write rather than produced what they were asked to write.

      I'd give someone's right arm for my students to do that. People should be questioning the criteria all the time. How else is anyone going to know what the criteria are? When it comes to writing the whole point is for people to make an assessment of what they need to achieve by the piece of writing, and then live up to that assessment.

    7. Re:Horrible prompt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man, you got me curious.

      Care to elaborate on that "5-Paragraph Magic Form for writing Unreadable Insipid Essays (TM)"?

      If such a method indeed exists it could prove to be very useful to me.

    8. Re:Horrible prompt by slamb · · Score: 1
      If they want to judge a student's writing skills, this would be a much better prompt: Your friend is contemplating cheating on the SAT. Write a letter to dissuade him/her from doing so.

      I complete agree. I believe that

      • students should write essays that persuade people to take specific action. In my first semester of college, I took both "Accelerated Rhetoric" and "Principles of Chemistry I". I wrote many "persuasive essays", but the one I'm most proud of was a plea to the chemistry instructors to stop requiring us to do homework through a stupid web application. Most of my other essays were on stupid subjects and graded quite subjectively, but this one was concrete and objectively successful.
      • students should not write one-sided essays on complex subjects. Instead, they should be encouraged to write a "shared search for truth". They can go back and put their conclusion in their introduction, but it's valuable to show the complete thought process in considering all aspects of the subject. I'd consider an engineering design incomplete without a trade-offs section; why is this different? It's rare for one side to be completely right and the other completely wrong.
      • students should not write exclusively in prose. In the real word, people skim your writing. Why not accommodate that? Section headers, bulleted lists, sentence fragments, and even bold text are tools that are inappropriately discouraged in this format.
    9. Re:Horrible prompt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "Given that people with no memories demonstrably fail to learn anything, including simple things like where they are or what day it is, clearly they help."

      4/6. Irrefutable, terse, grammatically incorrect. Your last "they" clearly should refer to "memories", but your last subject was "people with no memories". ;)

    10. Re:Horrible prompt by minvaren · · Score: 3, Informative

      The way I learned this essay-writing formula was:

      Paragraph 1 : Argument (I will prove...)
      Sentences : General statement, more specific statement, more specific statement, make point.
      Paragraphs 2-4 : Reason with multiple supporting statements/sources. (An example is.... Because...)
      Sentences : State reason, support reason (as needed), restate reason
      Paragraph 5 : Restate argument (I have proved...)
      Sentences : Restate point, more general statement, more general statement, closing statement.

      Being taught only that in high school, there was a small learning curve when I hit college...

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    11. Re:Horrible prompt by Chowderbags · · Score: 1

      And there's no better way to do that than by giving kids who have no philosophical training 25 minutes to write answers to questions that could've been the basis for another book by Descartes? At least the ACT gives a concrete writing requirement, which solves some of the issue, but it's still nearly impossible to come up with a real response in the short time frame given (this coming from someone who got a 10/12 on the ACT writing and a 680 on the SAT writing, and I know that I wrote crap).

    12. Re:Horrible prompt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Given that people with no memories demonstrably fail to learn anything, including simple things like where they are or what day it is, clearly they help."

      ROFLMAO. This question is not easily answered my naïve friend. Without memories and learning, would our species really worse off? We would be unable to develop the technologies that will ultimately destroying our entire species, and we would share the more common characteristics of other (less burdened) species without these things. "Where one is" has absolutely nothing to do with memory. Where am I right now? I am here, and why on Earth should I be concerned with where I have been in the past?

      You get a 1/10, good effort!

    13. Re:Horrible prompt by kabocox · · Score: 1

      For some reason, the SAT believes that ambiguous, poorly crafted prompts somehow judge a student's writing abilities. If they want to judge a student's writing skills, this would be a much better prompt:

      Your friend is contemplating cheating on the SAT. Write a letter to dissuade him/her from doing so.


      I find this would be worse. Consider that "cheating" varies according to attitude and what has previously been allowed for the student. At times, the student may take tests with any reference materials or notes. I've taken some tests where the professors really encouraged you to bring in as much material that you felt you needed. We quickly learned better. Tests where generally 4-10 questions and books and notes could rarely help you. The best thing that notes could sometimes do for you is give you a previous example of a class of problem. It was usually easier to reinvent the answer within 5-10 minutes rather than use the time looking through notes and books for a likely answer. Tests were mainly an hour or until the next class walked in which ever was first.

      If anything "cheating" has taught me that only "cheaters" really win at life. You really need to know what to cheat at though and how to properly cheat. Here is a tip. Studying is cheating. Studying only material that will be on the test is cheating. To pass life you must cheat. Getting found out about cheating though is unforgivable, and you will be harshly punished.

    14. Re:Horrible prompt by kabocox · · Score: 1

      Perhaps that's the true objective of the SAT writing test - can you quickly write on any subject in such a way as to appeal to a narrow audience? If so, you can make it through the university system without much effort.

      You forgot having to guess and what you supposedly learned audience whats to hear as well. That's really all it comes down to.

    15. Re:Horrible prompt by chialea · · Score: 1

      > And perhaps no sport showcases the raw power of the leg than the fifty-yard-dash.

      This grammatical error jumped (har) out at me. :)

      Lea

    16. Re:Horrible prompt by Jerf · · Score: 1

      Yes, I was answering the question, not trying for High School Grammar Correctness (TM), which has only a weak relation to Real World Grammar (TM).

      I freely use "they" as an indefinite singular pronoun and you can't stop me. :)

    17. Re:Horrible prompt by Jerf · · Score: 1

      And that's what I meant by bending the definition around to make it a more interesting question.

      But I reject the idea that you can take the question and my answer, and then choose the reading of the question that makes my answer the worst. (I'm not offended, I'm just talking semantics here.) I answered the question as given; bending it after the fact is unfair.

      If you want to talk about ultimate outcomes of the human race, that's great, but you need to put that in the question. The question as written seems to imply a question about individuals.

      You also bend the definition of memories into a very specific, almost philosophical definition. I stuck to a biological definition, which, again, in the absence of further clarification up front is a perfectly defensible position, and you can make a good argument that it's the natural definition to use, especially in an individual context.

      The reason I reject the idea that you can pick the definitions after the fact is that if I had answered your question, you could have equally well turned around and said "Well, I was talking about individual biological memories. 1/10." That's not an argument, that's a logic game, and that's not a valid grade, it's a clusterfuck.

    18. Re:Horrible prompt by Politburo · · Score: 1

      I found that structure actually helped in college. We did do more than just 5-paragraph essays in high school, but I generally used the 5-paragraph form as an outline for my college essays.

    19. Re:Horrible prompt by jeffhallman · · Score: 1

      That's a really stupid question, since the best way to answer it is to quote Santayana: "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it."

      See, that's a perfect answer to the question, and writing any more is superfluous. But I doubt a one-sentence essay consisting of a single quote would get a very good grade.

    20. Re:Horrible prompt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An essay is not a math problem.

    21. Re:Horrible prompt by PMuse · · Score: 1
      Grandparent: "Given that people with no memories demonstrably fail to learn anything, including simple things like where they are or what day it is, clearly they help."

      Thank you, thank you, thank you! That was my first reaction as well. The blogger challenge question was so very much better.

      Parent: Without memories and learning, would our species really worse off? We would be unable to develop the technologies that will ultimately destroying our entire species, and we would share the more common characteristics of other (less burdened) species without these things. "Where one is" has absolutely nothing to do with memory. Where am I right now?

      Arguably, long-term memory can carry harmful psychological baggage. However, without memory, not only would you not know the name of the place you are now, but you would not remember:

      Where is the food in relation to you?

      What is good to eat and what is not?

      Or even, what does that tightness in your stomach mean?

      On a species level, without technologies like fire and agriculture, this planet does not support 6.5 billion humans. You may have some difficulty explaining to the surplus that they are not better off with learning and technology. Further, without learning and technology, your life expectancy will fall back to about 1/4 of what it is now. Good luck acheiving true enlightenment and fulfillment in that time!

      Let me be plain -- the eternal sunshine of the spotless mind is blindness, as surely as if it were eternal night.

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      "We reject as false the choice between our safety and our ideals." --The American President (20.1.2009)
  25. SAT is a poor judge of writing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had taken both versions of the SAT, being the old one and the changed version. It changed during my Junior year of High School. Really, all the SAT writing is good for is seeing if you can write something in response to a prompt in twenty-five minutes. It is one scenario of one kind of writing. The SAT would have implied that my writing was quite poor. The Advanced Placement Test said the opposite. There is a reason that most uniersities require you to write essays as a part of the application, it is because the new SAT is really not that good.

  26. Timed test by Doomstalk · · Score: 1

    The fact that the whole thing is timed kinda hurts the challenge, I think. I'd like to consider myself a pretty good writer, but I'm terrible with a time limit. In high school I used to get all As in English class, but when it came to the essay exam at the end (administered by the State of New York), I'd get a B+ at best. That's because I don't work well with a time limit measured in hours or minutes. Give me a day or two to work and I'm fine. I like to move things around, nitpick over word choices, and play with sentence structure; and you can't really do that with a timer ticking in the background.

  27. Hah! Common faults true at Slashdot. by markk · · Score: 1

    I'm laughing at the responses here because they reflect the thing that this little exercise showed - people online aren't responding to what was actually done, but to something they want to see. Orzel saw a NYT writer complaining about how bad the SAT essays were and basically said, they aren't that bad - you try to write something in 20 minutes online, cold, and it will be just as bad. And he and Cognitive Daily showed exactly this.

  28. Well, I didn't know my Physics prof had a blog... by tpjunkie · · Score: 1

    He certainly didn't tell us when I had him a few years back (And Chad, if you're reading this, (1) You still owe me and Matt a round of beers and a game of beer pong, and (2), Now do you know why talking like a pirate came so easily to most of the class?). Anyway, while its interesting that he's taken the time to raise this point, stating that bloggers are dumber than high school kids is like stating third graders have difficulty with lorentz transformations. Not to mention the fact that a good deal of the time, high schoolers (and middle schoolers!) are bloggers.

  29. They weren't expecting brilliant writing. by Mr_44 · · Score: 1

    If everyone is under the same restriction, then it's a fine test. Sure, you're not going to get the most well-developed stuff, but it's good enough for a comparison.

    It's true that interesting writing needs a bit more cooking, but you should be able to write coherently, succinctly and properly "in a timed setting from a random prompt." If you cannot do this, then you are not a talented writer. The test is looking for ability. Yes, given enough time and struggling a bad writer can eventually squeeze out something passable, but that's not the point of the study.

    Most bloggers write like shit all the time, and that's without a time limit or an imposed topic. It doesn't take a rigorous study to see that.

    1. Re:They weren't expecting brilliant writing. by NoTheory · · Score: 1
      It's true that interesting writing needs a bit more cooking, but you should be able to write coherently, succinctly and properly "in a timed setting from a random prompt." If you cannot do this, then you are not a talented writer.
      I would like to first submit that the only places where you'd ever require a skill such as this are standardized tests such as the SAT, media punditry, and messageboards (blogging being somewhere in between the latter two). I'd go so far as to say that it's even dissimilar enough from oral debating that a comparison is unwarrented. This is a really bizarre and unnatural metric to measure the competance of an author. It may be that some writers would be able to do this well, but i'm going to bet that there are a lot of good writers who would be left out by using this as a judgement. The SAT isn't looking for brilliance, it's looking for adequacy.
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  30. typed vs written by Thisfox · · Score: 1

    Weren't the bloggers typing while the school students were writing with a pen? That would make for a big difference in speed/volume of information given as essay answer. Let alone the ability to cross out versus the ability to cut and paste text (and loose valuable information which if crossed out, at least helps us poor markers know what the student was thinking and mark on neatness too).

    Having marked stuff myself, yes typed stuff is easier to mark, but it doesn't give as much information on whether the student is able to understand the question as handwritten stuff does. And the point of essays is to see if students understand the question, and can converse on it.

  31. What happened to writing being considered an art? by cyberworm · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I disagree with this comparison completely. At least how it's being judged and what it's being called. I think the real question here is,

    "who is better at critical thinking?" The bloggers, or high school kids with little life experience under their belt?

    To say this is a test of writing, is just sick. Writing requires passion, inspiration, and thought. After visiting the site and seeing what exactly the question/comment that the "contestants" were required to write about, I didn't even want to bother looking at any of the submissions.

    Another big difference, is that the SAT test takers are under pressure to perform for their educational future, whereas the "bloggers" don't really have anything riding on it.

    I like to fancy myself a writer, but I know i'm not consistant with it. I really only write when I'm inspired to do so, and usually it's to vent whatever crappy experience I'm going through or as a release valve to the craziness that goes on in my head from time to time.

    That's a far cry from asking my opinion in regards to a certain subject, then timing me as to how fast I can composite an opinion and express it in writing.

    If this were to be an accurate accounting of flat out writing skill and the use of the english language, a better test would be to have the "contestants" write out a technical manual, and judge it on who could clearly and best explain how to setup your widget du jour.

  32. how about SAT writers take that test? by larry+bagina · · Score: 2, Informative

    Directions: Think carefully about the issue presented in the following excerpt and the assignment below.

    'I have learned that success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome while trying to succeed.'

    -- Booker T. Washington

    Assignment: What is your opinion on the idea that struggle is a more important measure of success than accomplishment? Plan and write an essay in which you develop your point of view on this issue. Support your position with reasoning and examples taken from your reading, studies, experience, or observations.

    The quote was not about accomplishment, it was about position. Those words have different meanings.

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    These aren't the 'roids you're looking for.

    1. Re:how about SAT writers take that test? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That depends on your value system. A surprisingly (to me) large number of people are career-focussed to the exclusion of all else.

    2. Re:how about SAT writers take that test? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The assignment (read it!!!!) is not to discuss the quote, but to respond to the question after the quote.

  33. No more typewriters by fastgood · · Score: 1
    Things were clearly in decline by 1957 when tens of millions of Underwoods. were beginning to be replaced by the new Smith-Corona electric portables.

    Particularly devastating was their carriage return invention three years later. In between, the IBM Selectric introduced the "golf ball" electric type. The writer was taken out of the process by making things too easy!

    So in just four short years that shook the literary world, the unfortunate Class of '61 saw the demise of pushing down manual keys, that pushed manual bars up, with a manual level you pushed to advanced lines.

  34. Summary for those who didn't read the article by Error27 · · Score: 1

    Basically the bloggers just accused the testers of being in league with the communists. They made a few jokes about Bill Clinton and interns. Then they drew a picture of a cat.

  35. I'm both by Shaymus22 · · Score: 1

    So...what do I win??

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    1. Re:I'm both by Shaymus22 · · Score: 1

      To make myself clear - I'm a blogger, and have been blogging for several years now, but am also attending high school. I'm 16...I've never gotten below an A+ in English, ever, but what does that matter? Kids, children, teens, whatever you choose to call them can be (and I'm talking about myself here) adults with young bodies. I've never had trouble writing about things that interest me in a readable and understandable fashion, and I doubt that I am alone.

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      A wise man once said nothing and simply listened.
  36. Where is the Literary Talent? by jazman_777 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not in a box,
    not with a fox,
    No here not there
    Not anywhere.

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  37. My Congressman? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    You should write to your congressman.


    I tried, but he kept wanting to know what I was wearing and what my penis size was.
    1. Re:My Congressman? by autophile · · Score: 1
      You should write to your congressman.

      I tried, but he kept wanting to know what I was wearing and what my penis size was.

      Well, I'd consider that to be overly friendly, but not inappropriate.

      --Rob

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      Towards the Singularity.
  38. grades suck. by not+a+cylon · · Score: 0

    This "study" is based on the assumption that the people grading the essays have any clue what good writing is. After all, Tom Clancy and Stephen King are very rich men, even though I believe they are sucky writers. If I can't agree with millions of people around the globe, why would I agree with the results from a few "professors" in this study?

  39. THAT IS GREAT! by misey · · Score: 1

    Bloggers are better than high schoolers, because when they write, they're doing it with passion. When you're taking a test, you aren't as passionate.

    1. Re:THAT IS GREAT! by Z0mb1eman · · Score: 1

      To paraphrase Terry Pratchett, your wanton cruelty to the common comma seems all too appropriate for this article.

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  40. Timed? by Gerzel · · Score: 1

    My problem with this test is that it is timed. While most writers do work under time constraints their working conditions are hardly "You have 1 hour to write about x topic, begin now."

    Indeed it should not be expected that young, highschool age writers would be able to truely write well. Truely good writing requires both practice and expiriance. It also requires revision. Lots and lots of revision which most of these tests don't provide time for.

  41. The SAT is a failure by deblau · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The essay portion of the Scholastic Aptitude Test does not measure Scholastic Aptitude. According to the College Board, students are given 25 minutes to digest a question, consider its ramifications, develop an opinion, prepare a response, and write it coherently, in a well-organized and persuasive fashion. The shortness of the test, therefore, encourages the test-taker to, respectively: misconstrue questions and jump to conclusions, consider issues only at the most shallow and superficial level, form opinions hastily, forego careful argument construction, and avoid correcting mistakes in grammar and diction in order to get everything down on paper. It's hard for me to believe that this test provides any useful metrics on critical thinking at all.

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    1. Re:The SAT is a failure by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1
      It's hard for me to believe that this test provides any useful metrics on critical thinking at all.

      Then the bloggers should have done swimmingly on the test!

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    2. Re:The SAT is a failure by 3waygeek · · Score: 1

      The shortness of the test, therefore, encourages the test-taker to, respectively: misconstrue questions and jump to conclusions, consider issues only at the most shallow and superficial level, form opinions hastily, forego careful argument construction
       
      In other words, it's perfect training for a career in management or politics.

  42. Best by what definition? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At no point before or during the SAT do they ever really tell you how your essay is supposed to be written. You are merely given a topic, "Is the will of the majority right?", and told to write an essay on it. Then they grade them. How, exactly do they grade them? I've read SAT prep books, I've taken it several times, I've taken independent essays. I still have no idea what parts of my essays are taken as well-written and what isn't. A large part of the result is based on how the student approached writing the essay. Also, having read some of the essays that they graded 12 versus those graded less, I haven't the most confidence in their graders. You take an essays scribbled in 25 minutes (on...was it two or three sides of paper with widely spaced lines--I ran out of space on every essay I wrote) and then hand them to two graders who got very little training and are expected to blaze through them as fast as possible. Is there little else they can do other than give higher scores to longer essays? Once you get to your fiftieth paper of the day on one of those mind-numbing topics, it's a miracle the essay gets read at all.

  43. Go by shodai · · Score: 1

    You have 25 minutes to write an essay on [random prompt].
    Did I mention that this will decide your future?

    Go.

    I'm sure stress has nothing to do with it.

  44. Ahh, come on...... by NoMorePoints.com · · Score: 0

    The terrible writing can easily be overcome. Just look at these reeel smarte kidz from the posh school in Manatee County, FL.
    http://www.heraldtribune.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article ?AID=/20060909/NEWS/609090372/
    For a group of top Manatee County students, however, the line between Internet research and outright plagiarism has been blurred, and perhaps crossed.

    So much for figuring out how to write bedder.

    NoMorePoints.com

  45. Feedback by Pancake+Bandit · · Score: 1

    I am not a phenomenal writer but I'm sure that I'd be much worse if it weren't for years of writing essays. Bloggers can spew out the same load of crud over and over without improving because they don't have a teacher to review their writing and make suggestions. It's very difficult to look at your own work and see how it can be improved. That's why even professional writers recieve help from editors.

  46. Sturgeon's Revelation: "Ninety percent of everythi by me22 · · Score: 1

    What a surprise, most blogs aren't "well-written" I also don't read most blogs. Coincidence? No.

    Of course the definition of "well-written" for an English teacher includes writing that most people don't like and excludes some very enjoyable writing.

    For that matter, it's no surprise that neither students nor bloggers are very good at writing about something they neither care about, have good information, have the amout of time they'd like, nor the conditions they'd like. I doubt there's a single formal SAT session conducted at 2AM after a few glasses of wine.

  47. Slash-stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So who's a better writer, a blogger or a high schooler?

    Yes, the world really is only black and white. And Slashdot is your kind of place!

  48. The SAT essay is a game by grev · · Score: 1

    The essay portion of the SAT is a game. It takes very little talent, and there isn't much room for creativity when the essays are scored based on how well they conform to the "standard" 5 paragraph essay format.

  49. Actually, tests aren't all that trainable by Ogemaniac · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Something like a full Kaplan course will get you an exta 30-40 points on an SAT. Beyond that, the returns rapidly diminish. All the studying in the world won't net you 100.

    The primary alternative to test scores are grades, which are even worse. They are extremely coachable, greatly influenced by third parties (parents, tutors, smart friends), subject to teacher ass-kissing, and are often a measure of attention to detail and willingness to do the grind rather than mastery of the material.

  50. SAT - ha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try taking the California Bar Exam.

  51. And that.. by Digz · · Score: 1

    ..was my AP English class in a nutshell.. ;)

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  52. 20% scoreable by servognome · · Score: 1
    Over 500 people tried the timed online test, but just 109 scoreable responses resulted.

    The rest were probably dupes.
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  53. Stream of Consciousness. by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    I'm very good at stream of consciousness writing, and incredibly bad at organizing my thoughts. Most people do overviews, then their essay. I do my essay, then an overview, then maybe rearrange large chunks.

    When writing on my own -- things like fiction -- I typically don't do second drafts. I'll write a chapter through once, revising as I go (a few words or a sentence at a time), and it's usually good enough. From here on, if it's important and I feel like spending the time, I'll run back over it and revise a sentence here, rearrange a paragraph there, but after that, I pretty much leave it alone. It's not that I think my writing's set in stone, but simply that I'm not going to improve it at all from that initial sprint -- in fact, the more I mess with it, the more likely I am to screw it up.

    The only time it will take me longer is if there is also a space constraint. While I can write concisely, I also have a tendancy to ramble. Probably the most difficult thing for me to do is elaborate on the very simple, almost proverb-like idea I have, without running on forever. The trick here is to figure out which things are important to talk about, which things to cut, which things to squeeze a few more words out of to get me under that 500 word limit (or whatever).

    Still, give me an essay question and an unlimited amount of paper, and I will write literally nonstop (I'm used to typing), until I hear time is almost up, and then I will continue to write nonstop, but I'll be writing a conclusion.

    Given the right conclusion, even the most random stream-of-consciousness crap can seem like a proper essay, especially if it reinforces something I was trying to say in the first place, such as: My stream-of-consciousness skills kick ass, and I fear no SAT essay questions. Too bad I don't care about the SAT anymore.

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  54. I fit both categories. by DarkNinja75 · · Score: 1

    I'm a blogger as well as a high school student. I'm actually one of the top Englisah students at my school, and I believe it to be because I blog. Blogging allows for an increase in vocabulary and variations in writing styles. School just makes you organize it all. But I still only got a 10/12 on the SAT essay portion.

  55. Hold off on the writers for a moment: Consider... by tyrione · · Score: 1

    The Reader. Today's average reader is leagues below just twenty years ago, let alone one hundreds years prior. As has been mentioned, people do not consume the varied literature of their parent's generation and grandparent's generation. It It iss a verifiable fact.

    Well-written essays on any subject matter threaten today's consumer. Reality Television is one example of the lack of concern people have for content and context.

  56. Sensationalist Moderation. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Reading the article, it seems like the primary problem is that the bloggers tended to not follow directions and wrote about whatever they actually felt like, instead of what they were supposed to write about."

    Some of them move on and become slashdot moderators.

  57. The problem with this argument... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I still enjoy this argument: "I would have done better, but I prefer to do things well."

    Standardized tests will never be able to adequately measure and rank each of us as we feel we surely deserve, and those that feel burdened by the exam will of course blame the exam. I've seen variations on this "study" where the Unabomber's manifesto would rank higher than Shakespeare, and the infamous rejection letter collections of famous, now-published authors motivate plenty of would-be writers. Standardized tests can only measure things to which there is an objective standard. Would you rather the SAT was a subjective exam and when asked to write about Columbus, you find yourself penalized because the grader doesn't like the fact that you devoted it to his sexual conquests? Or would you rather the SAT be entirely freeform and the grader gives you zero points because your decidedly brilliant ee cummings-esque poem soared beyond their meager attentions?

    I don't have a problem wtih the people who say "oh, you see the SAT measures grammar and speed, so because I take a little longer than most people to write stuff, it doesn't matter that in the end, my stuff may or may not be better." At least they recognize what the test measures and that they will measure low.

    The ones that do get on my nerves however, are the ones that seem to think they are above all else greatness embodied in the form of a high school essay writer. For full disclosure, I was probably one of those kids back when I was in high school. The ONLY reason they didn't do better is because they like to do great work and whatever their classmates put out following the objective standards used to measure sucess on the exam absolutely MUST be inferior quality to what they could do.

    These kids almost always ignore the fact that, while yes, if they had an extra 20 minutes to write their essay it might be that much better, but that it's just as likely that their classmate's work will be better as well. Then their argument is "oh, but I don't work well within a timeframe." Fine, give the two kids unlimited time to do their work and while yours may be "technically perfect" theirs might be JUST as technically perfect but maybe it's a little bit more organized, or maybe they used the extra time to correct a critical flaw in the piece's logic.

    This guy's argument is that because it takes him longer to do things, everyone else must be cutting corners and it'll "bite them in the ass" as it will most certainly do to the business world time and again (although I wonder how much knowledge this guy actually HAS of the business world and how much is just perpetuating stereotypes. For further disclosure, I'm assuming this is written by someone for whom the SAT is a fairly recent memory but I may be wrong. I clicked his link but just got a blank directory so no insight there.) It's equally likely that his/her classmates are NOT cutting so many corners to put out a basic SAT essay, or that they're NOT just regurgitating crap, that they have written something as insightful as his/her work and that they are just better writers.

    It's ridiculously common to just decide that everyone, both those more and less successful than you, are in some way inferior. When they are more successful, it's because of "unfair" limits that they were better operating within, or because they took shortcuts or that the "wrong" things are being judged. If they are less successful, then it's proof of their inferiority and that the shortcuts have bit them in the ass.

    "I've found that it's better to take time to plan and do things well" indicates that the two (taking less time and doing things well) are mutually exclusive when the test is designed to see who can do BOTH. It measures who did the best in the least amount of time. Your technically perfect yet unfinished because of time constraints essay will most likely score just as high as the technically imperfect yet completed within time constraints essay. It's the one that does both well that gets the higher points.

    1. Re:The problem with this argument... by raju1kabir · · Score: 1

      +5, Insightful

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    2. Re:The problem with this argument... by cartel · · Score: 1

      Measuring a person's abilities in mathematics, science, and literature are not always the best way to rate a person's overall ability.

  58. What about generals who always fight the last war? by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

    Or the proverbial cat who sits on a hot stove once and then will never sit on a cold stove?

    Blame the test developers for asking a nonsensical question, not for asking a trivial one. It is only the proper or improper *use* of memories that helps or hinders learning from experience.

  59. "Literary talent", or good writing? by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

    If you want to write prose that people can use, check out Style: Toward Clarity and Grace.

    This is the book that Strunk&White(*) pretends to be. It teaches high-level organization and low-level syntactic clarity with vivid examples from real life. You get to see stepwise refactoring of unreadable bafflegab into clear and even persuasive prose.

    To learn about tactical pitfalls while getting a good chuckle, read Eats, Shoots and Leaves.

    If nothing else, remember the first rule of writing: know your audience and write for them. For example, I only said "stepwise refactoring" above because I'm writing for Slashdot.

    (*)Endlessly repeating "Omit needless words!" and adding a few grammar rules does not help. It's also hypocritical, because if you think about it carefully you realize that "Omit needless words" is much longer than it needs to be.

  60. Bloggers vs. High Schoolers? by tuomasr · · Score: 1

    I thought that most bloggers were high schoolers? Don't believe me, check out livejournal. The literary talent is so good, it's slashing. But don't fall into despair, there's always some hope.

    I'll get my coat...

  61. Apples To Oranges by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The big problem with this is that the SAT is not meant to be an example of a student's writing par excellence, but rather, given a difficult topic and a limited time, what can be produced. It's more of an analysis of the thought process and one's writing without the extra time allocated for editing and general "cleaning up" -- you're going to do well as long as you can make a convincing argument that is developed enough to actually stand on its own. It doesn't have to be perfect.

    What does worry me is that, in 25 minutes, most bloggers could barely pull a coherent basis for an essay out of their ass. A 3?

    http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/sunday/comment ary/la-op-sat3apr03,1,3742834.story

    "There's a trick to this. The three bottom scores were easy to assign. A "1" was little more than a dribble of ungrammatical English, and a "2" was hardly more than that. A "3" was a well-meaning attempt to cobble three paragraphs together.

    A "3" is the top rung of the bottom. If someone who writes daily online can't do better than "cobbling", regardless of the time limit, that really makes me wonder: given the time to develop, how would these essays have turned out? Maybe it's that a lot of bloggers are one-trick ponies and that the reason someone can write about some obscure subject each day is something akin to a suggestion.

  62. The Gordon Rule is only as good as the professor. by theripper · · Score: 1

    The law only requires that a certain number of words are written for each of several classes. My humanities professor did not like the law, so to get around it she had us turn in our notes. You had to have 3000 words written per semester in humanities, you didn't have to take world class notes to get up to 3000 words in one semester. I loved that professor so much i re-arranged my schedule so that i could take her for humanities 2.

    Anyhow the point was that it's not the law that makes teachers give out writing assignments it's the fact that they want you to write.

  63. Grammer in university? by msobkow · · Score: 1

    I think you underestimate the seriousness of the illiteracy problem in north america.

    Some friends of mine are taking adult degrees at a local university. One of them is taking what was supposed to be a writing course, to help brush up on her essay skills.

    It's a course on grammar and sentence structure. Material that was covered in Grades 9-12 when I was in high school.

    I've met people with doctorates (PhD's), masters, and purportedly advanced (4 year) university degrees who simply cannot write. They can't express themselves. They can't explain an idea in anything other than the symbology of their degree.

    I'd even go so far as to say that many of the purportedly educated people I've worked with simply can't communicate effectively, whether in verbal or written form.

    I'm not sure who is to blame for the mess. Some blame sports and the idea of a coach pushing a prof to grant a passing grade to protect a star player, but the reality is none of the people I'm talking about were on athletic scholarships in the first place.

    Even worse: most of them were not immigrants. They're second or third generation Canadians and Americans.

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  64. I is writes and thinks well by photomonkey · · Score: 1

    I cannot comment on the new SAT. I took it nearly a decade ago.

    I can, however comment on the GRE (graduate record exam; like the SAT, but for graduate school admissions), which I took for laughs last fall.

    It is my understanding that the new writing portions of the SAT are graded similarly to the written portions of the SAT. Indeed, it is unlikely that any significant portion of the population is able to write The Perfect essay in 25 minutes; especially on a subject not of their choosing.

    I am of the belief that a vast majority of my peers, being 20- and 30-somethings, are unable perform adequately in written English. I am not speaking strictly to grammar, punctuation and spelling. In fact, when reading a well-crafted and logical statement, I am all but entirely willing to ignore most syntax and punctuation errors. The problem lies in the fact that every day I am confronted with emails, letters, Web pages, memos and other documents that are not only entirely devoid of technically correct English, but also of coherent thought and logical arguments.

    Back to the GRE (and my suppositions about the new SAT). I knew basically nothing about the prompt on which I was asked to expound. I DID know that the GRE graders wouldn't really be looking at what I said, but how I said it. I came up with a logical outline of points to be made and paid close attention to spelling and grammar. I received nearly a perfect score.

    I cannot say that I would base someone's college admission on how he performed on the impromptu SAT/GRE written exams, but I would certainly take them as a measure of his critical thinking and organizational skills. After all, nitpicking aside, most people should be well-enough versed in grammar and punctuation after middle school that writing technically correct sentences should be nearly second-nature. However, if one only has a modest grasp on the principles of written language AND a lack of critical/logical thinking abilities, well, that's the deal-breaker. Such deficiencies can at least be partly visualized in such test results.

    Of course, some people are 'not good test-takers' and others may have 'had a bad day' while testing. Again, these things do happen. However, life is full of under-pressure situations and bad days. Those who can perform well on exams like these might not be the smartest people in the world, but they are certainly good at beating the system, thinking logically, have intestinal fortitude worth mentioning and will likely do well in real life (that is, life after school).

    If a client sends me an email or memo that I have to take extra measures to decipher, I bill for the service. When one of my contractors sends out garbage, I simply don't read it. If it is a consistent problem, I stop 'remembering' to pay them.

    No matter what your profession, it is critical to be able to express your thoughts clearly and logically in written language. I'm quite sure I'm not the only person who takes this skill quite seriously.

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  65. Literature is not blogging by kikito · · Score: 1

    Comparing literature and blogging is like comparing cows and horses. They both eat grass, true, but they have quite different uses. What they are saying is "Look! they aren't riding their cows as we ride our horses! I wonder what that means."

  66. Best Way to an A by 8ball629 · · Score: 1

    I'll be honest, when I was in high school all I had to do was BS my way through every essay/paper and I got a good grade. Like it was said before, as long as you know the rubric you know what you need to write.

    1. Re:Best Way to an A by Trimen1000 · · Score: 1

      All my essays through high school consisted of the teacher reading the essay making comments through out, then picking what grade he thinks you deserve according to how good he thought it was. He would grade according to the essay's structure (from paragraphs down to the clauses) and how clear and valid your thoughts were(for the most part, some other stuff like his general feeling about the paper with no specific reasons took and gave a few points here and there). So you couldn't just go and write what would get you points...

    2. Re:Best Way to an A by 8ball629 · · Score: 1

      Well, most teachers do grade essays that way and that is exactly how you write to get points, you just KNOW what they're looking for. Most essays I ever wrote weren't at all how I would have liked to write them.

  67. This is surreal by vtcodger · · Score: 1
    Exactly why anyone would think that the SAT essay test is a valid test of anything other than possibly of spelling and basic grammar skills eludes me. Using a subjectively graded test as a decision maker for college entry is bizarre beyond belief. While it may TEST writing ability, there is no possible way that it can QUANTIFY or RANK writing ability. It ought to be obvious to anyone who has read or written more than three essays that essay tests can not be scored for writing quality in any objective fashion.

    We used to know that. What we have here looks to me like a symptom of national Alzheimers in the US. Doing dumb things without once questioning whether they will work. A sort of group "Hey, watch this" thing. One wonders if alien terrorists have put stupid pills in our drinking water.

    Anyway, on the Codger really bad idea scale which runs from -10 (Invading Iraq, The Windows Registry, Prohibition) to -1 (allowing prescription drugs to be advertised on TV), SAT essay tests seem to me to be about a -7. They are roughly equivalent to letting a blind man judge the winner of a horse race by listening to a defective recording of the horses' hoofbeats made 20 meters from the finish line. They are unlikely to tell us one meaningful thing about the writing skills of either High School seniors or of bloggers.

    And no, I'm not the only person that thinks these tests are a joke.

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  68. Re:Hold off on the writers for a moment: Consider. by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1
    Today's average reader is leagues below just twenty years ago, let alone one hundreds years prior.
    This is because there are more people who can read.
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  69. The true answer. by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1
    So who's a better writer, a blogger or a high schooler?


    This is a trick question isn't it. The answer is neither!
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  70. Bloggers != Students by Maul · · Score: 1

    The articles seem to touch upon the fact that Bloggers didn't stick to the assignment, not that their writing was necessarily poor.

    I was struck by the number of people who wrote essays without apparently thinking the directions applied to them. They made assumptions about the assignment, or decided that they were better judges of what the assignment should be, and then wrote what they wanted to write rather than produced what they were asked to write.

    Often writers tried to be clever with roundabout ways of coming at the question, but it only made my job as a grader more difficult, and grumpy graders don't give fives and sixes.

    They also tended to equivocate more, to argue the merits of both sides, which, though it might mark you as a reasonable person in normal discussion (in real or online life), actually hurts your SAT score.

    This doesn't really surprise me, especially the last comment. High school students are taught to follow the directions and in the case of essays, make a point for one side or the other. The "perfectly written" high school essay is one that is easy for the grader to assign a mark to, after all. This is not necessarily a bad thing, but naturally a blogger is going to put their own "spin" on the assignment. They are going to be more creative with the questions, and possibly bring up the pros and cons of both sides. After all, they are writing for a larger audience than a grader.

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  71. Making excuses for incompetence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Right, it's looking for adequacy, not brilliance. That's the point of the test, and it succeeds at that. If you cannot write coherently in a short amount of time your skills are inadequate.

    Education is being ruined by everyone making excuses for inability. Some people are supposed to do badly. That's how you screen people! Would you like school to be structured in a way where everyone automatically gets a good grade on every exam? Because that's what it's really turning into as standards keep getting lowered allowing more people to graduate without having learned the skills they need.

    If the test is set up in a way that only a few do well, that means it's a good test. Those with great aptitude should be at the top of the curve. You seem to think that someone who has to struggle so hard to get a few words out that they can't complete a simple writing assignment can still be a good writer. I think that given enough time they may be able to reach an acceptable level, but they will never be good because they don't have the talent. They might be able to write something that makes sense, but they will not be able to write anything worth reading.

    I don't care if someone can't write. It's not a talent that everyone needs. When you have a blog, however, it implies that you think others should be reading your crap. In that case, you had better possess at least the bare minimum of ability required to do the job right.

  72. Making Excuses for Incompetence by Mr_44 · · Score: 1

    Right, it's looking for adequacy, not brilliance. That's the point of the test, and it succeeds at that. If you cannot write coherently in a short amount of time your skills are inadequate.

    Education is being ruined by everyone making excuses for inability. Some people are supposed to do badly. That's how you screen people! Would you like school to be structured in a way where everyone automatically gets a good grade on every exam? Because that's what it's really turning into as standards keep getting lowered allowing more people to graduate without having learned the skills they need.

    If the test is set up in a way that only a few do well, that means it's a good test. Those with great aptitude should be at the top of the curve. You seem to think that someone who has to struggle so hard to get a few words out that they can't complete a simple writing assignment can still be a good writer. I think that given enough time they may be able to reach an acceptable level, but they will never be good because they don't have the talent. They might be able to write something that makes sense, but they will not be able to write anything worth reading.

    I don't care if someone can't write. It's not a talent that everyone needs. When you have a blog, however, it implies that you think others should be reading your crap. In that case, you had better possess at least the bare minimum of ability required to do the job right.

  73. SAT writing by f1055man · · Score: 1

    I took the SAT years ago, and the GRE just a couple months ago. I consider myself a damn good writer, but the SAT and GRE isn't looking for good writing. Given the limited time frame, you have to work from a formula. Introductory paragraph with thesis in first sentence, arguments in middle with strongest arguments first and last, with a concluding paragraph which always starts with "In conclusion..." Combine this with some of the blandest topics known to man, and you get complete sh!t (and a perfect score). When I was in college, I sometimes took an hour to write one sentence of a paper. Inline Nietzsche quotes take time to structure. Complex thinking requires complex writing. Journalists write a couple articles a day, but they're also writing at about an 8th grade reading level. If you want good writing don't put a stressed out high schooler in a classroom with 30 other stressed out people tapping pencils and shuffling feet and tell them that the next hour will determine their future chances of success.

  74. *clears throat* by SamSim · · Score: 1

    Do memories hinder or help people in their effort to learn from the past and succeed in the present?

    By SamSim

    The process of learning from the past works as follows: a situation arises for a person. The person acts and the situation changes in some way - everything may be resolved or everything may go drastically wrong or any outcome between those could also occur. Time then passes, before a similar situation to what happened before arises. Here's where memory comes in. By remembering what happened when he took the previous action, the person can now make a reasonable guess as to what will happen when he makes a similar action in this similar situation - depending on circumstances he may also be able to evaluate what would happen if he took the diametrically opposite action and/or what would happen differently if he took precisely the same action in this slightly different situation.

    The key point is that the person REMEMBERS what happened last time around. Without memory, this second situation is as new to the individual as the first situation. Without memory, the process of learning - that is, the process of assimilating information and allowing one's future actions to be guided by it - simply cannot occur. Likewise, without learning, the only way to succeed in the present is to use one's intelligence alone to accurately predict the possible outcomes of all possible actions and pick the correct one - something which is admittedly possible in some situations, but assuredly impossible when the utterly unforseeable and unexpected can arise without warning.

    But there are drawbacks. For example, in a frantic moment where there isn't time to think - a sports match, or a street fight - stopping to think slows one down. That fraction of a second can lose you a point, or your life. Likewise, remembering a time when a similar situation arose and you made the wrong move, resulting in highly undesirable consequences, can paralyse you on the spot - you don't want to do ANYTHING in case the same thing happens again.

    However, there is no substitute for experience. Nobody can predict the future - at least, not very accurately, and not very far, and certainly not when other human beings, the largest variables imaginable, are involved. But knowing what worked in the past can enable you to make good guesses about what works in the present.

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    That took me about 15 minutes. I stopped early because I was using a word processor - I write much slower longhand. I agree with the points made in my sibling posts and the parent - this is a gigantic question and not a simple one, and you could very easily spend two hours, or even six months, trying and failing to compose an answer. Horrible. This isn't an SAT question, this is a thesis.

  75. A good measure of thinking and writing. by thadah · · Score: 1

    Too many responders have come out against the SAT essay and this unscientific comparison. I want to defned it.

    A meaure of thinking...
    There is critisicm that the essay question is boring and uninspiring. So what? Can you, a thinking person, take the topic, and after short reflection, form four or five coherent, grammatical, and interesting sentances in support or against it? If you can then you have an outline of the essay right there. You also have the topic sentances for your paragrapphs, and your first draft is essentially done.

    Are your sentances coherent? They are if the reader can see they relate to the topic at hand. Are they grammatical? Then you are good at communicating in English. Are they interesting? Then you might be an original thinker.

    It is a real world scenario. You may have to complete a report that you care nothing for. You may have to sell boring ideas in a memo that needs to go out right away. Brainstorm and write five points in support, and outline it all in 5 minutes.

    A meaure of writing...
    Now fill in the rest, staying on topic within each paragraph, supporting your thesis and topic sentances. This is exactly what an essay should be. Do your best to communicate your ideas, even if you don't have great enthusiam for them.

    Too litle time? You audience doesn't have the time to read it either. Time constraints are a very important part of communication. Be succinct, but stay on topic. That should be easy since you've already drafted your thesis early on.

    What's interesting about the experiment is that bloggers, who generally tend to write free-form and not draft their ideas, have abandoned or ignored the very simple lessons we teach high-schoolers about essay writing. What's worse, they've drifted from the topic, or failed to sddress it at all. There's alot of 'navel-gazing' in blogging, and this preference for lightly ego-feuled self expression causes a certain kind of resentment when their expressions should 'conform' to some standard.

    But they should conform. They were given a topic, and so many could not, or would not, write about it. How can you communicate with someone when you can't/won't engage the topic at hand?

    There are qualities of thinking and writing measured by this test. The simple fact that some can do well, and others can't, shows this. Some can communicate quickly and effectivly. They can think under pressure, and express themselves well. Many cannot, and this is what is being measured. The test seems to have done it's job.

    It isn't formulaic or requires one to write-to-the-test. It shouldn't measure how you want to spend your days as a freelance writer, pounding away on your first novel, or a quirky piece for from some 'zine. It isn't fiction writing or poetry, and most of all, it isn't blogging as we know it. It's the non-fiction communication of ideas, which is something bloggers should all be atuned to.

    Can you communicate well?

  76. Objective Measures by doom · · Score: 1
    WilliamSChips wrote:
    And yeah, "Standardized" tests are far from the panacia some people think they are.
    Of course. They're used because nothing better exists that isn't subjective.
    Well... whenever someone brings up the objective/subjective distinction, you need to realize that you're now opening up a nasty little can of philosophical worms (e.g. wikipedia tries to sidestep this by embracing "neutrality" over "objectivity", with only limited success).

    I think the real question is why are we trying to pretend that there's some objective standard of measuring a quality like "literary ability", when we pretty much know that there isn't one?

    If the goal is to acheive a fair meritocracy, well look around a bit. Is that what American society looks like to you at present? We have a president that we have to distinguish by using his middle initial (either that or admit that we should be calling him "the second").

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