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Hubble Discovers Dark Spot on Uranus

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the matches-dark-spot-on-my-soul dept.

TheDawgLives writes "Just as we near the end of the hurricane season in the Atlantic Ocean, winds whirl and clouds churn 2 billion miles away in the atmosphere of Uranus, forming a dark vortex large enough to engulf two-thirds of the United States."

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  1. Dark Spot on Uranus? by Kimos · · Score: 5, Funny

    Must... resist... bad... jokes...

    1. Re:Dark Spot on Uranus? by Directrix1 · · Score: 4, Funny

      "forming a dark vortex large enough to engulf two-thirds of the United States" ... tub girl ... 'nuff said. Now on to the insightful posts...

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    2. Re:Dark Spot on Uranus? by draxredd · · Score: 5, Funny

      are you implying that the sun don't shine on Uranus ?

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  2. any way to forecast this? by jeffs72 · · Score: 5, Funny
    "forming a dark vortex large enough to engulf two-thirds of the United States."

    I'd like to know when this will happen so I can move to, say, Canada.

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  3. In Related News.... by w3weasel · · Score: 4, Funny

    Due to the decades of jokes involving the name of this planet, and in light of the fact that a change in pronunciation during the 80's did nothing to curb the lowbrow humor, the same panel of scientists who removed Pluto from our solar system, have deciced to rename Uranus. Henceforth, this planet shall be referred to as Urectum.

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  4. Found a what on the what now? by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 5, Funny

    Farnsworth: I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.

    Fry: Oh. What's it called now?

    Farnsworth: Urrectum. Here, let me locate it for you.

  5. Please lay off the Uranus jokes by theskipper · · Score: 5, Funny

    It just makes you look desperate for a +5 funny.

    The poor planet has been the butt of far too many attempts at humor.

    1. Re:Please lay off the Uranus jokes by Stupidfat · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hopefully we can get past all this and everything will come out alright in the end.

    2. Re:Please lay off the Uranus jokes by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 4, Funny

      Someday we'll wipe away all of these blemishes on Uranus.

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  6. Re:Terrorists! by voice_of_all_reason · · Score: 4, Funny

    Protip: If the terr'ists learn how to cast "dark vortex" and "magic missile," they win. Hands down.

  7. in other news.. by mottie · · Score: 4, Funny

    One camp of scientists believe the dark spot is raised in elevation and are thus vying to name it "the turtlehead" whereas another group believes that it is actually a hole, and is fighting to name the spot "puckered starfish". More to follow.

  8. Uranus is a gas giant... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    and it has a dark spot... I wish I could say I am mature enough not to laugh, but I'm not.

  9. Re:Hurricane season by ronanbear · · Score: 4, Funny

    The pirates are working, praise be to his noodly appendage!

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  10. Can't... resist... by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 4, Funny

    Isn't the Hubble supposed to be pointing away from Earth?

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  11. Um, no... by spun · · Score: 4, Funny

    No, no, no. I am not going to look up Uranus to see if it is full of methane gas. I'm not falling for that one again.

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