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Hans Reiser Arrested On Suspicion of Murder

Many readers wrote about the arrest today of Hans Reiser, author of ReiserFS, by Oakland, CA police on suspicion of murdering his estranged wife. From the San Francisco Chronicle: "Hans Reiser, 42, was taken into custody at 11 a.m., hours after Oakland police and FBI technicians searched his home in the Oakland hills. His estranged wife, Nina Reiser, 31, has been missing since Sept. 3, when she dropped off the couple's son and daughter at his home on the 6900 block of Exeter Drive... Police made the arrest based on circumstantial evidence and have not found Nina Reiser's body, [Hans Reiser's attorney] Du Bois said. 'I have no idea what the circumstantial evidence is,' he said. 'When I hear what the evidence is against him, I'll make a decision as to whether he'll talk to them.'" kimvette writes, "While the disappearance (and possible murder) of his wife is tragic, Linux users will wonder where this will leave Reiser 4. If Reiser is found guilty, will Novell or IBM pick up the pieces and finish up Reiser 4 for inclusion in the kernel or is this the end of the Reiser filesystem project? Will there be any future for the Reiser filesystem, and if Hans is found guilty and the project is continued, will the project be renamed to avoid notoriety?"

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  1. That really sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I hope they let him code in prison.

    1. Re:That really sucks by Afrosheen · · Score: 2, Funny

      I heard that ReiserFS 4 would be a killer, but this is ridiculous!

    2. Re:That really sucks by st1d · · Score: 4, Funny

      >>> like heaven...hardy a fit punishment for any crime.

      Ah, we can fix that. Hans' computer will be running XP, and the development environment...MS VS Pro. He'll beg for the chair!

      Just joking, I wouldn't even do that to MS execs. :)

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    3. Re:That really sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      > I hope they let him code in prison.

      He'll be banging out all sorts of codes in prison... if you count license plates.

    4. Re:That really sucks by Wolfbaine · · Score: 2, Funny

      But his crime was faking a sign-off from Christoph Hellwig. Is this the example we want for young kernel programmers?

    5. Re:That really sucks by MarkRose · · Score: 3, Funny

      Should we accord such freedom to a guy who took the law in his own Hans?

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    6. Re:That really sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Prisons are full of unrepentent murderers, as are the streets.

      I'm never leaving the house again.

    7. Re:That really sucks by Heretik · · Score: 2, Funny

      Cool, so if we make murder legal, there's no such thing as murder anymore!

      Duh.

    8. Re:That really sucks by pluther · · Score: 5, Funny
      Got it wrong once with Jesus...

      That case was an aberration.

      Almost every executed criminal since then as stayed dead.

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    9. Re:That really sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, don't forget, Hans shot first!

    10. Re:That really sucks by I+Like+Pudding · · Score: 4, Funny

      My version of heaven does not include forced anal sex. Maybe I'm weird.

    11. Re:That really sucks by Chapter80 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Does the Reiser 4 File System involve a Cake?

    12. Re:That really sucks by Reverend528 · · Score: 4, Funny
      Just joking, I wouldn't even do that to MS execs.

      They'd probably learn to live with it. If anyone is afraid of getting "the chair" it's microsoft execs.

  2. Reiser 4 by JustNiz · · Score: 4, Funny

    The filesystem with killer performance.

    1. Re:Reiser 4 by garcia · · Score: 3, Funny

      While the disappearance (and possible murder) of his wife is tragic, Linux users will wonder where this will leave Reiser 4.

      On Death Row!

    2. Re:Reiser 4 by DuSTman31 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Now, if only he could defragment his wife.

  3. Can we get some more speculation? by aiken_d · · Score: 4, Funny

    What if he's found guilty, and the project is continued by other people, and renamed to avoid infamy, and Reiser loses his first appeal because his lawyer fails to subpoena critical records from the medical examiner's office, and Reiser 4 is finally completed and included in Linux 5.0, but develops stability issues, and around that time Hans is acquitted in a later appeal based on new evidence, and he rejoins the project? Will they change the name back?

    -b

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    1. Re:Can we get some more speculation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      What if he's found guilty, and the project is continued by other people, and renamed to avoid infamy, and Reiser loses his first appeal because his lawyer fails to subpoena critical records from the medical examiner's office, and Reiser 4 is finally completed and included in Linux 5.0, but develops stability issues, and around that time Hans is acquitted in a later appeal based on new evidence, and he rejoins the project? Will they change the name back?

      No.

    2. Re:Can we get some more speculation? by addaon · · Score: 2, Funny

      What if he's found guilty, and the project is continued by other people, and renamed to avoid infamy, and Reiser loses his first appeal because his lawyer fails to subpoena critical records from the medical examiner's office, and Reiser 4 is finally completed and included in Linux 5.0, but develops stability issues, and around that time Hans is acquitted in a later appeal based on new evidence, and he rejoins the project? Will they change the name back?

      A fish.

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  4. Reiser4 already renamed by straponego · · Score: 5, Funny
    It will now be known as ojfs.

    Okay, so I'm not a good person.

    1. Re:Reiser4 already renamed by st1d · · Score: 5, Funny

      What's the difference between O.J. and Hans Reiser?

      Hans kept a journal.

      (Sorry everybody...)

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    2. Re:Reiser4 already renamed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      If the transaction doesn't commit, you must acquit!

  5. You ain't seen tacky yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    All Reiser has to do is roll back the journal on his wife's deletion. Problem solved by superior software!

    There. How's that for tasteless?

    1. Re:You ain't seen tacky yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yes, then there wouldn't be a need to fork the corpse..

    2. Re:You ain't seen tacky yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
      Is it really funny? No. But horrible situations are sometimes relieved by nervous titters of black humor.
      Now that's just racist.
    3. Re:You ain't seen tacky yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      They apparently searched the house with a 'cadaver dog' and didn't find anything.

      Solution: try again, this time with a live dog

    4. Re:You ain't seen tacky yet... by Guanine · · Score: 2, Funny

      Other than the whole "girlfriend" thing.

  6. Re:Is he enough of a celebrity to be acquitted? by froschmann · · Score: 2, Funny

    I say we get a posse together and break him out. Anyone else in on this?

  7. it's like ... the opposite of trust by BorgCopyeditor · · Score: 5, Funny

    I know, Microsoft have paid the police to do this, to discredit a Linux FS?

    Totally, dude. Like, this one time, Micro$uxx paid this chick to be this like hardcore open-source dude's girlfriend, and like, she made him chili with peanuts in it, which he like would like totally have died if he ate it? Way of the world, man *massssssivvvee toooooke* way of the fuckin' world.

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    1. Re:it's like ... the opposite of trust by niskel · · Score: 4, Funny

      Dude, sesame seeds.

    2. Re:it's like ... the opposite of trust by BorgCopyeditor · · Score: 4, Funny

      Don't cloud the issue with facts, man.

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  8. Re:So if he's guilty by failure-man · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't know. If you ask me using a filesystem associated with a murder would be WAY METAL . . . . .

  9. Real reason she died by Epenii · · Score: 1, Funny

    He discovered she was a beta tester for Microsoft and had Windows Vista installed.

  10. He's certainly guilty... by mgkimsal2 · · Score: 1, Funny

    of trying to kill off ext3!

    Thank you thank you - I'll be here the rest of the week...

  11. Re:Just remember! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    I have to say that with XFS and JFS as options I am not overly worried about the filesystem.


    Well, J and X haven't been arrested for murder either.
  12. Coder, or Killer? by Guncrazy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Looks like you'll be able to choose either, if he shows up in this game...

  13. Re:The things we choose to worry over... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2, Funny
    Isn't that what Iceweasel used to be called?



    (Some of us remember it when it was called Phoenix...)

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  14. Re:So if he's guilty by SeaFox · · Score: 5, Funny
    Would that mean if I used ReiserFS that I support murder?


    Better than supporting Microsoft.

    [kidding! kidding!]
  15. Re:I hope his wife is OK... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I say Reiser4 is crap from experience. It ran our system load through the roof and paralyzed us for 3 days until we pulled an all night session to move 1Tb of data to JFS, which has yet to cause a system freeze.

    You know, he'll probably make bail... I'd check your doors and window locks twice tonight if I were you.

  16. Re:This isn't meant to be funny or insensitive by victim · · Score: 5, Funny

    I trusted Mr. Reiser with my mp3 archive once before. I still haven't found all the original CDs to replace the corrupted files. Never again.

  17. Re:I hope his wife is OK... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wow! You have an anecdote about a bad experience with ReiserFS. I'm sure that JFS has never had any bugs.

  18. Re:So if he's guilty by Nataku564 · · Score: 5, Funny
    What if he kicked a puppy?
    I'd go out and kick a puppy too.
  19. Re:especially since that's the only reason it's he by Alpha42 · · Score: 4, Funny
    The name is tainted, and a business executive will not likely touch anything related to that person, no matter whether it gets taken over and run by other people or not.
    If your business executives know anything more specific about your systems/servers then "it runs Linux" and "it works", then you have major issues that are well outside the scope of this article. The CEOs, CFOs, even CIOs, CTOs, and VPs of MIS/IS/IT (Whatever the flavor of the week is for "Data Processing Department") that I've had the pleasure to meet generally couldn't tell the difference between a FAT partition and a NTFS partition, let alone throwing Ext2, Ext3 and ReiserFS into the mix. :)

    Long ramble short? Within a week or two no executive is going to remember who this Reiser guy is, let alone that his filesystem may be powering their systems... and that's ASSUMING someone points them to this news article and they make the connection in the first place. :)
  20. Re:This isn't meant to be funny or insensitive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, it's not like the guy killed anyone..

    Oh, wait...

  21. Re:especially since that's the only reason it's he by BrokenHalo · · Score: 5, Funny

    The name is not tainted. Whatever one's opinion of Hans Reiser (I personally have none), ReiserFS is pretty much universally accepted as a very fine filesystem, and there's no reason why that should change.

    However, having said that, it might in fact be a plus to describe it as a killer filesystem... ;-)

    *ducks*

  22. Re:You ain't seen flighty yet... by Tolleman · · Score: 3, Funny

    /lost+found ofcourse. No wait!

  23. I'm going back... by koafc · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...to ext3 until this is all resolved.

  24. Re:especially since that's the only reason it's he by LindseyJ · · Score: 2, Funny

    In fact, it's probably a bad idea to tell your CEO that his filesystems are FAT. You may lose your job.

  25. Remember folks by chaos-five · · Score: 2, Funny

    Filesystems don't kill people...people kill people.

  26. Implications for ReiserFS by setuid_w00t · · Score: 2, Funny

    ReiserFS will now be known as the killer app for Linux.

  27. Hmph by retro128 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Apparently Reiser not only deletes files, but wives, too.

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  28. Re:especially since that's the only reason it's he by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    It wouldn't be the first time that ReiserFS has been under suspicion because data went missing, presumed corrupted.

  29. Re:How comforting by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 2, Funny

    I am SO glad I use XFS!

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  30. Re:This isn't meant to be funny or insensitive by st1d · · Score: 2, Funny

    >>> Is their a reason why he can't continue working on this project from jail?

    Er, it might be a little difficult to type when you're bent over the keyboard?

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  31. Immunity? by pen · · Score: 4, Funny

    Isn't there some kind of immunity for authors of large open source projects?

  32. Re:Unbelievable-Hit by a bus. by LittleBigLui · · Score: 4, Funny
    Having him in jail is, at the very least, going to be somewhat disruptive to the current development of ReiserFS, and at worst, going to put a really big kink in the future development and stability of the filesystem.


    If he is found guilty, the name of the filesystem will have to be changed, too. Otherwise it will fall into obscurity along with MansonFS, OswaldFS and the great-but-forgotten object-based, journalling OJSimpsonFS.
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  33. WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    WTF has this got to do with my rights on line?

  34. Re:Unbelievable-Hit by a bus. by Lehk228 · · Score: 2, Funny

    DalmerOS failed to gain ground due to unwanted eating of data.

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  35. Re:Unbelievable by Jon+Abbott · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hmm, good point... Maybe his wife was an adamant supporter of a competing file system?

  36. chmod +x hans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Subject says it all
    Slashdot should be left to rot in prison

  37. The Body by the+cleaner · · Score: 2, Funny
    Police made the arrest based on circumstantial evidence and have not found Nina Reiser's body...

    Search the code. I was always joking you could hide a corpse in the ReiserFS code, but jeez...

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  38. The reason by andre_nho · · Score: 4, Funny

    He caught his wife using ext3.

  39. Re:How comforting by fuzzix · · Score: 3, Funny
    I am SO glad I use XFS!

    Is is possible for filesystems to inherit personality traits from their programmers?

    I always wondered why ReiserFS was so damn unstable
  40. Re:Do some research on psychology of psychopaths. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Because clearly, 20% is the same as "most".

    Also clearly, psychopaths at most go to prison twice as much as the normal run of the mill non-psychopaths, therefore 20% in prison clearly equates to at *least* 10% outside..

    Riddle me this: If being psychopathic didn't result in a much greater likelihood of violent criminal behaviour, why the hell do we care about it again?

  41. Better be careful... by Dareth · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...when using the OJSImpsonFS, or you might get fstab'ed to death!

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  42. Re:SUSE dev proposes ext3 as default fs over reise by 14CharUsername · · Score: 2, Funny
    ReiserFS v3 is a dead end. Hans has been pushing reiser4 for years now and declared Reiser3 in maintenance mode. Any changes that aren't bug fixes are met with violent resistance.

    Funny how things can take on a whole new meaning.

  43. can't find body? a tip to the cops. by thegnu · · Score: 3, Funny

    Try:
    reiserfsck --rebuild-tree -S -l /root/recovery.log /dev/path/to/wife

    http://antrix.net/journal/techtalk/reiserfs_data_r ecovery_howto.comments

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  44. rename the fs by scharkalvin · · Score: 2, Funny

    Rename the file system to "Kimble".

  45. Re:How comforting by jedidiah · · Score: 1, Funny

    No. It's worthwhile to deter the 100% of potential future murderers by promptly executing the ones we do manage to catch and convict.

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  46. Re:Since you asked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    Don't let the gravity of the accusations prevent you from running the classic experiment with this. Ask a 5 or a 6 year old child to kill his brother/sister/pet/... (Be prepared for the situation that he might actually try to do it).
    Hmm.. really? Wow. I guess you could ask him to kill his mother... ^^