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Hans Reiser Arrested On Suspicion of Murder

Many readers wrote about the arrest today of Hans Reiser, author of ReiserFS, by Oakland, CA police on suspicion of murdering his estranged wife. From the San Francisco Chronicle: "Hans Reiser, 42, was taken into custody at 11 a.m., hours after Oakland police and FBI technicians searched his home in the Oakland hills. His estranged wife, Nina Reiser, 31, has been missing since Sept. 3, when she dropped off the couple's son and daughter at his home on the 6900 block of Exeter Drive... Police made the arrest based on circumstantial evidence and have not found Nina Reiser's body, [Hans Reiser's attorney] Du Bois said. 'I have no idea what the circumstantial evidence is,' he said. 'When I hear what the evidence is against him, I'll make a decision as to whether he'll talk to them.'" kimvette writes, "While the disappearance (and possible murder) of his wife is tragic, Linux users will wonder where this will leave Reiser 4. If Reiser is found guilty, will Novell or IBM pick up the pieces and finish up Reiser 4 for inclusion in the kernel or is this the end of the Reiser filesystem project? Will there be any future for the Reiser filesystem, and if Hans is found guilty and the project is continued, will the project be renamed to avoid notoriety?"

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  1. That really sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I hope they let him code in prison.

    1. Re:That really sucks by st1d · · Score: 4, Funny

      >>> like heaven...hardy a fit punishment for any crime.

      Ah, we can fix that. Hans' computer will be running XP, and the development environment...MS VS Pro. He'll beg for the chair!

      Just joking, I wouldn't even do that to MS execs. :)

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    2. Re:That really sucks by pluther · · Score: 5, Funny
      Got it wrong once with Jesus...

      That case was an aberration.

      Almost every executed criminal since then as stayed dead.

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    3. Re:That really sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, don't forget, Hans shot first!

    4. Re:That really sucks by I+Like+Pudding · · Score: 4, Funny

      My version of heaven does not include forced anal sex. Maybe I'm weird.

    5. Re:That really sucks by Reverend528 · · Score: 4, Funny
      Just joking, I wouldn't even do that to MS execs.

      They'd probably learn to live with it. If anyone is afraid of getting "the chair" it's microsoft execs.

  2. Reiser 4 by JustNiz · · Score: 4, Funny

    The filesystem with killer performance.

  3. Can we get some more speculation? by aiken_d · · Score: 4, Funny

    What if he's found guilty, and the project is continued by other people, and renamed to avoid infamy, and Reiser loses his first appeal because his lawyer fails to subpoena critical records from the medical examiner's office, and Reiser 4 is finally completed and included in Linux 5.0, but develops stability issues, and around that time Hans is acquitted in a later appeal based on new evidence, and he rejoins the project? Will they change the name back?

    -b

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  4. Reiser4 already renamed by straponego · · Score: 5, Funny
    It will now be known as ojfs.

    Okay, so I'm not a good person.

    1. Re:Reiser4 already renamed by st1d · · Score: 5, Funny

      What's the difference between O.J. and Hans Reiser?

      Hans kept a journal.

      (Sorry everybody...)

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    2. Re:Reiser4 already renamed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      If the transaction doesn't commit, you must acquit!

  5. You ain't seen tacky yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    All Reiser has to do is roll back the journal on his wife's deletion. Problem solved by superior software!

    There. How's that for tasteless?

    1. Re:You ain't seen tacky yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
      Is it really funny? No. But horrible situations are sometimes relieved by nervous titters of black humor.
      Now that's just racist.
  6. it's like ... the opposite of trust by BorgCopyeditor · · Score: 5, Funny

    I know, Microsoft have paid the police to do this, to discredit a Linux FS?

    Totally, dude. Like, this one time, Micro$uxx paid this chick to be this like hardcore open-source dude's girlfriend, and like, she made him chili with peanuts in it, which he like would like totally have died if he ate it? Way of the world, man *massssssivvvee toooooke* way of the fuckin' world.

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    1. Re:it's like ... the opposite of trust by niskel · · Score: 4, Funny

      Dude, sesame seeds.

    2. Re:it's like ... the opposite of trust by BorgCopyeditor · · Score: 4, Funny

      Don't cloud the issue with facts, man.

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  7. Re:So if he's guilty by failure-man · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't know. If you ask me using a filesystem associated with a murder would be WAY METAL . . . . .

  8. Re:So if he's guilty by SeaFox · · Score: 5, Funny
    Would that mean if I used ReiserFS that I support murder?


    Better than supporting Microsoft.

    [kidding! kidding!]
  9. Re:This isn't meant to be funny or insensitive by victim · · Score: 5, Funny

    I trusted Mr. Reiser with my mp3 archive once before. I still haven't found all the original CDs to replace the corrupted files. Never again.

  10. Re:So if he's guilty by Nataku564 · · Score: 5, Funny
    What if he kicked a puppy?
    I'd go out and kick a puppy too.
  11. Re:especially since that's the only reason it's he by Alpha42 · · Score: 4, Funny
    The name is tainted, and a business executive will not likely touch anything related to that person, no matter whether it gets taken over and run by other people or not.
    If your business executives know anything more specific about your systems/servers then "it runs Linux" and "it works", then you have major issues that are well outside the scope of this article. The CEOs, CFOs, even CIOs, CTOs, and VPs of MIS/IS/IT (Whatever the flavor of the week is for "Data Processing Department") that I've had the pleasure to meet generally couldn't tell the difference between a FAT partition and a NTFS partition, let alone throwing Ext2, Ext3 and ReiserFS into the mix. :)

    Long ramble short? Within a week or two no executive is going to remember who this Reiser guy is, let alone that his filesystem may be powering their systems... and that's ASSUMING someone points them to this news article and they make the connection in the first place. :)
  12. Re:This isn't meant to be funny or insensitive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, it's not like the guy killed anyone..

    Oh, wait...

  13. Re:especially since that's the only reason it's he by BrokenHalo · · Score: 5, Funny

    The name is not tainted. Whatever one's opinion of Hans Reiser (I personally have none), ReiserFS is pretty much universally accepted as a very fine filesystem, and there's no reason why that should change.

    However, having said that, it might in fact be a plus to describe it as a killer filesystem... ;-)

    *ducks*

  14. Immunity? by pen · · Score: 4, Funny

    Isn't there some kind of immunity for authors of large open source projects?

  15. Re:Unbelievable-Hit by a bus. by LittleBigLui · · Score: 4, Funny
    Having him in jail is, at the very least, going to be somewhat disruptive to the current development of ReiserFS, and at worst, going to put a really big kink in the future development and stability of the filesystem.


    If he is found guilty, the name of the filesystem will have to be changed, too. Otherwise it will fall into obscurity along with MansonFS, OswaldFS and the great-but-forgotten object-based, journalling OJSimpsonFS.
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  16. The reason by andre_nho · · Score: 4, Funny

    He caught his wife using ext3.