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Windows Chief Suggests Vista Won't Need Antivirus

LadyDarth writes "During a telephone conference with reporters yesterday, outgoing Microsoft co-president Jim Allchin, while touting the new security features of Windows Vista, which was released to manufacturing yesterday, told a reporter that the system's new lockdown features are so capable and thorough that he was comfortable with his own seven-year-old son using Vista without antivirus software installed."

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  1. Also reported: by Spazntwich · · Score: 5, Funny

    Average user won't need Vista.

  2. Hindsight being 20/20... by Mad+Merlin · · Score: 5, Funny

    Who plans on bookmarking this story so they can laugh heartily at it again in a year?

    1. Re:Hindsight being 20/20... by hansg · · Score: 5, Funny


        Who plans on bookmarking this story so they can laugh heartily at it again in a year?

      Don't need to. Just wait for it to be duped...

      /Hans

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  3. i have to concur by circletimessquare · · Score: 5, Funny

    i've been trying it out, and vista works for me, naked on the internet, without a single problem. in fact i would go so far as to say that V1AGRA HOOD1A GR0W Y0UR PEN1S L0W M0RTGAGE RATES L0SE WE1GHT MEET BARELY LEGAL TEENS SEE HARDC0RE SHEMALE ACTION

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  4. LIghtening fast by luchaugh · · Score: 5, Funny

    That only took... what... 15-odd years. Seeing will be believing.

  5. Titanic by fizzix · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sounds a bit like some unsinkable ship.

  6. all a ploy to make more $ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    See, if you don't run av, then when you get infected, you'll have to reload vi$ta (which they only let you do once). Then, you'll have to buy another copy of said OS.

    Brilliant marketing $cheme

  7. Wait until he gets older... by Arakageeta · · Score: 5, Funny

    You'll need to start worrying when he turns 12 or 13. ;)

  8. re: Hmm, and where have we heard this before by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 5, Funny

    rimcrazy
    Yea..........and 640K will be plenty of memory..........
    And the world will only need 4 computers...................
    And no one would ever need a computer at home..............

    Sheesh......where do they come up with this stuff?


    A new one:

    We will never have more than 16777215 comments.............

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  9. No, seriously, by Go4Linux · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... and when his son becomes thirteen he will actually connect the computer to the network. ;)

  10. Re:If users can... by indifferent+children · · Score: 5, Funny
    Run a program which sends out mass mails...

    You've stumbled across their secret plan. Vista won't run programs. 99.9% of Windows problems have been traced to 'users' running 'programs'.

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