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What Not To Do With Your Data

Tiny Tim writes "Stupidity strikes! A data recovery company has revealed the dumbest data disasters it's confronted this year — including rotting bananas, smelly socks and a university professor's foolhardy application of WD-40."

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  1. nonsense! by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nonsense! I once turned a 5400RPM drive into a 7200RPM drive merely by giving it a good squirt of WD-40. I swear!

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    1. Re:nonsense! by zhouray · · Score: 5, Funny

      Damn! Now I think of Steve Ballmer every time I see the word "squirt". =(

    2. Re:nonsense! by thepotoo · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Ladies and gentlemen, we present to you this season's lame Slashdot joke! (Don't worry if you find it funny. It'll lose its charm in about ten or twenty repetitions.)

      A guy with a sig like yours has no right to talk ;)

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  2. Privacy aspect by tomalpha · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What's interesting about this story is how easy it might be for *others* to recover your data after you think you've wiped it.

    1. Re:Privacy aspect by LordSnooty · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah - a chainsaw, a garbage compacter and a wood chipper. And a rocket to launch the fragments into space.

    2. Re:Privacy aspect by drinkypoo · · Score: 5, Funny
      Anybody know of any usefull tools to completely wipe the contents of a drive?

      Yes. I call it "thermite".

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    3. Re:Privacy aspect by Mawbid · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Heh, yeah. I remember when my company bought a hard drive (sold as new, not refurbished) with an ntfs partition on it and a whole lot of personal data. There were pictures of a father and his baby taking a bath. Awww, isn't that sweet?.

      I'm pretty sure the person who turned the disk in, if they thought about it at all, assumed that surely the shop would wipe the disk before reselling it. Well, clearly that's not something you can count on.

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    4. Re:Privacy aspect by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 4, Funny

      With very, very long drill bits.

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    5. Re:Privacy aspect by ultranova · · Score: 4, Funny

      How do they do the drilling on the drives of laptops that get stolen?

      They don't. Instead they just use Sony's batteries. Takes care of both data and thief in one blow.

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  3. Unbelievable but True Tales of Data Disaster... by vivekg · · Score: 4, Informative

    Original ontrack article - Top 10 List of Data Loss Disasters of 2006

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  4. The real list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    The article is a summary of an advert. The original can be found here: http://ontrack.co.uk/special/data-disasters-2006.a spx?hp=Top10_2006

  5. favorite data loss tale by krell · · Score: 4, Funny

    Someone I know had an important data disc that he used with no problems. Everything was going fine until he decided to get a little more educated about computer commands. He read a statement somewhere that said you need to "format discs before you use them." After reading this, he made sure to format the data disc before the next time he tried to access it.

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  6. The perfect secret weapon! by Bananatree3 · · Score: 4, Funny
    One customer left a banana on top of his hard drive, which then rotted and seeped through into the device. The circuits were ruined and the drive failed to work.

    AHhahahahahaha! the perfect corporate sabotage! Disguised as a janitor in a data center, place the banana inside one of the server cases over the holiday weekend, and voila! Muahahahahahahaha......

    1. Re:The perfect secret weapon! by GammaKitsune · · Score: 5, Funny

      Is that a banana in your server or are you just happy to see me?

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    2. Re:The perfect secret weapon! by LunaticTippy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh sure, like none of us has ever used a computer to heat up some lunch.

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  7. keyboard by joerdie · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is sort of OT but when i worked at radioshack, this guy was complaining about his keyboard on his laptop not working properly. After looking at the unit I realized that the customer had been hiding a thin layer of pot under the keys... I didn't "inform the authorities," but I did have a long conversation with the guy about where he should hide the pot.

  8. slashvertisement? by minus_273 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This thing is full of really bad puns and reads like an ad for a certian data recovery company. how the hell did this get posted on the front page?

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  9. Just an advertisment by z_gringo · · Score: 4, Informative

    That "article" is nothing more than a commercial for using their data recovery service.

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  10. STOP POSTING ADS by rbanzai · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "OnTrack claims it rescued the data in all cases. Jim Reinert, senior director of software and services for the company, said it pays to have your damaged hard drive or storage device evaluated because the chances of recovery are good."

    This "slashvertisement" crap has gone too far.

  11. Commonly by Himring · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The most common issue I've dealt with is jr techs deleting user profiles off xp boxes to "fix" something without first determining if there is any sensitive data in "my documents." Yes, generally -- although we tell users to put important stuff on network drives -- there are docs there that carry weight....

    I had a HD going bad once, with stuff on it I HAD to get off. I hooked it up and as it clicked and thumped and stopped spinning, I'd whack it with a flash light. This would make it spin and the copy would continue. After 30 minutes of beating it into submission, all data copied off successfully....

    I will tell this: one time we had a fire at a site. After all the damage cleaned up, machines replaced, etc., we were working with the maintenance guy who had been involved in the smoke cleanup, etc. The server was pretty messy. We were going to replace it, but he said, "no problem. Got it working." We asked what he did.

    He took the thing apart, apparently, and ran all pieces through the industrial dish washer -- all the but the harddrive. He let dry thoroughly, put all back together, and it worked. We were dumb-founded....

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  12. Advert for a company NOT to go to.. by mdobossy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I like my data to be private, and if I was ever in need of a data recovery company, I would expect them to be professional, and respect my privacy/data.

    Here you have a company airing their clients misfortunes all over the net.. and in one case even specifying the name of the individual. Doesn't exactly give me a warm and fuzzy feeling about how well they respect a client's privacy.

  13. N00bkes by SuperStretchy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Thats why I use the Microwaved-Hard-Drive method. It works! Mostly because you can't find the HD amidst the smoldering ruins of the house.

  14. Photography losses by khendron · · Score: 4, Funny

    I used to work in a camera store. Although not directly related to losing computer data, the ways customers would destroy their cameras and their film were often quite amusing.

    One guy dropped his camera into a lake at the cottage. He had read somewhere that once a camera has been immersed it should not be removed from the water. So he brought us his camera in a bucket full of lake water. I think there was even sand.

    Another guy had his film (remember that stuff?) with vacation pictures break in the camera, so he couldn't rewind the roll. He did a very intelligent thing. He went into a pitch dark room, and by feel opened up the camera, took out the film and put it into a film container. Would have worked, except that didn't use one of those black Kodak film containers. Instead he used one of those clear film containers from Fuji. When he proudly brought his "saved" film in for processing, we regretfully had to inform him that despite his best efforts, the film was ruined.

    Then there was the lady who didn't understand why her night photos of Niagara Falls (taken with a Kodax Disc camera) didn't turn out, because she distinctly remembered that the flash went off. We had to explain to her that if her flash could illuminate all of the Falls from that distance, it would probably kill everybody within 10 feet of her.

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  15. Re:No. DoD grade is not 7 overwrites. by LurkerXXX · · Score: 4, Informative

    DoD grade is complete destruction by an NSA-approved procedure. They remove and shred the platters.

    Please don't perpetuate that myth.


    Actually there are several different levels of DOD grade in handling of hard drives depending on the grade of the information on them (unclassified, secret, top secret, etc).

    I refer you to the Clearing and Sanitization Matrix.

    Approved ways to 'Sanatize' (as opposed to 'Clear') hard drives include:

    "d. Overwrite all addressable locations with a character, its complement, then a random character and verify. THIS METHOD IS NOT APPROVED FOR SANITIZING MEDIA THAT CONTAINS TOP SECRET INFORMATION."

    So overwriting is indeed DOD approved, just not for "top Secret" information.

    Top Secret data may be 'Sanatized' by:

    "a. Degauss with a Type I degausser"
    "b. Degauss with a Type II degausser."

    As well as

    "m. Destroy - Disintegrate, incinerate, pulverize, shred, or melt."

    -- which seems to be the only one you are familiar with.

    Please do your research before accusing someone of perpetuating myths.