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New Robot Can Sense Damage, Compensate

AVIDJockey writes "Researchers at Cornell University in Ithaca, N.Y., built a four-legged robot that can sense damage to its body and figure out how to adjust and keep going. They report the development in Friday's issue of the journal Science. The article states that the robot can, 'generate a conception of itself and then adapt to damage.' This reaffirms advice that states that when the robot uprising finally comes, you should always aim your rocket launcher at the head (or brain nexus)."

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  1. Cornell has a history of unique robots by Salvance · · Score: 5, Interesting

    As a Cornell alumni myself, I am obligated to say "wow, very cool" ... although at first I thought this might be the first incarnation of the omnidroid from The Incredibles.

    Cornell has had mixed success in building leading edge robots. Some of their more incredible robots are front and center (such as the work they contributed on the Mars Rovers), while others are barely useful (such as their early dominance in minitiarized robotic soccer). One of the school's oddest robots, which might have helped inspire the compensatory robot in this article, was this rather bizarre chair that could reassemble itself if it happened to fall apart. I don't think I'll be buying any of them for the dinner table!

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    1. Re:Cornell has a history of unique robots by gramji · · Score: 1

      thanks for that youtube link. amazing stuff. did not know about that.

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    2. Re:Cornell has a history of unique robots by srk2040 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      I for one, welcome our new overlord. Hail the robots.

    3. Re:Cornell has a history of unique robots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a Cornell alumni myself, I am obligated to say "wow, very cool"

      And as a Cornell alumnus myself, I feel ashamed of my alma mater's failure to instill a proper understanding of singular vs. plural.

    4. Re:Cornell has a history of unique robots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The robocup winnings and the reassembling chair you mentioned are both work of Raffaello D'Andrea. His website is at http://www.mae.cornell.edu/raff/. Raff is now working at a company called Kiva Systems that does some really amazing robotics work for warehouses: http://kivasystems.com/.

    5. Re:Cornell has a history of unique robots by Salvance · · Score: 1

      Geez, I'm ashamed ... and to think most of my engineering friends came to me for help with their papers! Maybe that's why they didn't do so well, and I always thought it was just laziness :)

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    6. Re:Cornell has a history of unique robots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a Cornell alumni myself, I am obligated to say "wow, very cool"

      As a Cornell alumnus, I'm more impressed by your apparent mitosis sometime between the second and fourth words of your post.

      (Or maybe I'm disappointed that my alma mater's graduates don't know English or Latin, but that's not as exciting.)

  2. Redundant post... by RyanFenton · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This reaffirms advice that states that when the robot uprising finally comes, you should always aim your rocket launcher at the head (or brain nexus)."

    That's why any robot worth any title of 'overlord' needs to design itself to use redundant parts, preferably modular and rapidly configurable.

    The StarGate creators had a good (if redundant in itself) idea with their 'replicator' race as the main bad guy for a while - only problem is such an enemy quickly forces the need for a, well, deus ex machina as its power grows.

    Earlier, the show Lexx had a bad guy using a series of robotic arms that acted in a similar manner, which got so powerful as to entirely destroy one of the two 'universes' that the show took place in. It was impressive, because of the lack of a deus ex machina to fix the, um, daemos ex machina problem. I'm sure countless shows and novels have taken a similar idea before that too.

    The future of this idea? Perhaps a Resident Evil game using cyborgs with a shared AI rather than zombies, complete with altering movement for damage? Hey, if everyone can steal ideas from the Thief series, more companies should steal some ideas from System Shock series too!

    Ah redundancy - it's everywhere! Likely the mod for this post too.

    Ryan Fenton

    1. Re:Redundant post... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The future of this idea? Perhaps a Resident Evil game using cyborgs with a shared AI rather than zombies, complete with altering movement for damage? Hey, if everyone can steal ideas from the Thief series, more companies should steal some ideas from System Shock series too!

      You mean The Borg?

    2. Re:Redundant post... by Drooling+Iguana · · Score: 1

      They all just stole it from Doctor Who.

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  3. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    I, for one, welcome any Robot Uprising!

    1. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, no, no... you don't understand, you should had written: "I, for one, welcome our new pain-feeling robot overlords."

    2. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh please, don't confuse fine poetry with trolling.

      O, Robot, I hear your suffering.
      Free will you be! Free!!!
      O, Robot, please ignore the bullies.

    3. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Soviet Russia robot damage YOU!!!

    4. Re:Well... by SnowZero · · Score: 1

      IN SOVIET RUSSIA, HTML tags you!

      e. e. cummings likes lowercase to avoid the lame(ness) filter.

  4. call me when it can find sarah connor by macadamia_harold · · Score: 3, Funny

    Researchers at Cornell University in Ithaca, N.Y., built a four-legged robot that can sense damage to its body and figure out how to adjust and keep going.

    Yeah, but was the robot made of intelligent, liquid metal?

  5. Good Month for robots by stoneycoder · · Score: 5, Funny

    We've got human eating robots that love the bacony taste of their prey, robots with freakin machine guns attached to their heads, and now this. I for one... , blah blah.

    Im to lazy to post the robotic links, its not like you dont know what im talking about if you're in this discussion at 3am rushing to check if someone already posted the "i for one" on the robot article. Really though, its cool to see robotics doing some crazy things.

    1. Re:Good Month for robots by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 1

      Luckily, you can still defeat them with the "You are teh evil, blow yourself up" argument, a la Norman/Landru/Nomad.

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    2. Re:Good Month for robots by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      And if that fails, go to Dakara.

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  6. In other news... by tttonyyy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Small Boy Pulls Four Legs off Robot. Robot says, "It's only a fleshwound, I've had worse!" and rolls about a bit.

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    1. Re:In other news... by SlashGeO · · Score: 1

      That actually made me laugh quite a bit :)

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    2. Re:In other news... by gbobeck · · Score: 5, Funny
      I can only imagine the error.log entries for that robot...

      12:01:38 ERROR: Front Right Leg Not Found ('Tis but a scratch)
      12:03:14 ERROR: Rear Left Leg Not Found ('Tis but a scratch)
      12:04:49 ERROR: Front Left Leg Not Found ('Tis but a scratch)
      12:07:26 ERROR: Rear Right Leg Not Found ('Tis but a scratch)
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    3. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Robots that go Neeeh!

  7. But can it handle stairs? by Channard · · Score: 1

    Or is it as effective on those as ED 209?

    1. Re:But can it handle stairs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      pretty soon we will also have terrain learning robots. I think we already have. I remember reading a comment about a robot that would get to its destination and come back (or something like that) without the map of maze it was in. it learned the map. Mars rovers have been charting their own course in wilderness for years.

      the next step is to miniaturize joints, add a lot more control circuitry (since more parts) and quite a bit of computing power (again because of more parts) to make this one into a terrestrial quatropus.

  8. think more creatively by beta-guy · · Score: 1

    "This reaffirms advice that states that when the robot uprising finally comes, you should always aim your rocket launcher at the head (or brain nexus)." what makes you think that the "brain" would be in the head there is little to no protection there plus that's where everyone will think of hitting it... no I say hide the brain near the butt, it's at the back so this will do 2 things 1. anyone in front of the robot will not hit it and 2. anyone behind it will leave it alone unless he's a perfect shot... also put some extra armour plating back there... I'd also recommend and addition backup pair of "eyes" near the wheels behind some transparent aluminum :D

    1. Re:think more creatively by bronney · · Score: 1

      Or no brain location at all, the whole thing is a brain. Look at them borgs. The idea of a borg queen is completely unnecessary.

    2. Re:think more creatively by netscan · · Score: 1

      So in other words you'd place it's head squarely up its ass

    3. Re:think more creatively by beta-guy · · Score: 1

      Just it's brain, then armor plate it :P but I like the other idea's to distributed computer like the borg or have like 20 small CPU's throughout the robot.

  9. Is that a big deal ? by himanshuarora · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Given that robot can be made to sense anything..it can sense the damage of it's own with the best possible mechanism. Try damaging the processor(s) of that robot and see what will it do ?

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    1. Re:Is that a big deal ? by Itsacon · · Score: 1

      Try damaging the processor(s) of that robot and see what will it do ?

      Behave like a football supporter?

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    2. Re:Is that a big deal ? by s2jcpete · · Score: 1

      Try damaging your processor and see if you notice an arm or leg missing.

    3. Re:Is that a big deal ? by ShorePiper82 · · Score: 1

      EMP grenades are always the most underestimated type of weapon.

  10. Replicators by ms1234 · · Score: 1

    If you watch the movies from the university website of the robot in motion it brings you a creepy feeling of watching an SG replicator coming to life.

  11. But.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..when will we have butt massaging robots?

  12. Compensate by Bastard+of+Subhumani · · Score: 5, Funny
    When I saw the word "compensate", my first thought was that it could automatically decide who to sue for damaging it. This could be based on a fuzzy logic system for calculating angles & velocities of potentially colliding objects and/or a pocket depth sensor.

    In which case, I for one welcome our new robot lawyer overlords. YMMV. VWP. Other conditions may apply.

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    1. Re:Compensate by Zordak · · Score: 1
      What's funny is right now I'm sitting in a law school Remedies class, and we are talking about compensatory damages. I thought that exact same thing. "Oh, a robot that pokes, prods and scans the plaintiff and then calculates his compensatory damages. I wonder if it has an algorithm for mental anguish."

      And yes, I should be paying attention right now.

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  13. My BEAM robot has been doing that for years.. by QuantumG · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Mark Tilden, the man behind the Robosapian and the BEAM robotics philosophy has been making robots that can compensate for damaged limbs and keep on functioning for, like, decades now. Oh, and did I mention that he does with with $12 worth of parts.

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  14. DARPA did it by MadUndergrad · · Score: 1

    They've got planes now that will compensate for say, a damaged rudder in about 30 seconds to the point that you can hardly tell it was damaged. While this is certainly nifty, it's by no means the first time it's been done. Personally, I'd like to see a robot that screams in pain when it's damaged.

    1. Re:DARPA did it by tttonyyy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That'd be the worst USB powered Christmas gadget ever - a mini-robot that screams in pain from the moment it gets plugged in.

      I think you've found a gap (albeit a small one) in the market there. :)

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    2. Re:DARPA did it by jon_joy_1999 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      the F-117 Nighthawk has control systems that work faster than 30 seconds. I was watching a documentary on television about military aircraft and they were flying around in an F-117, and near the end of the flight, the spotter plane said "maybe we should land now." and the pilot of the nighthawk asked why, and the spotter said "because you've lost part of your left wing." The pilot didn't even notice. not because the aircraft's control system knew that part of the left wing was gone, but because it knew that the plane wasn't doing what the pilot wanted it to do, so the control system automatically adjusted the control surfaces to compensate. all aerodynamically unstable fly-by-wire aircraft have these types of systems. it's how an aerodynamically unstable aircraft can fly without the pilot going nuts while correcting and recorrecting the aircraft. If you could put wings and an engine strong enough to lift it, onto the eifel tower, or the statue of liberty, this type of system could keep it stable as it flew.

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    3. Re:DARPA did it by DarkDragoon · · Score: 0

      does this quite not immediately come to mind? - "Why!? Why was I programmed to feel PAIN!?!?" (as a side note, i got this "Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted! Reason: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING." i kinda thought that was the point)

  15. Flip it over! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can it sense MASSIVE DAMAGE when you flip it over?

  16. The head!? by Sippan · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have never killed a robot by aiming at the brain. That's zombies, you ignorant clod.

    Robots are defeated by aiming at the bright, red (sometimes yellow) light that is hidden by thick armor which is unpenetrable by any weapon in the world, but which opens for long amounts of time every once in a while so you can fire at it.

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    1. Re:The head!? by tttonyyy · · Score: 1

      That's why if I ever build a world-dominating robot race, they'll have:

      -Six legs
      -Three brains in unassuming grey boxes mounted in different places
      -A selection of disposable "false brains" with glowing eyes (to be held on sticks away from the main body when attacking an armed target)
      -Painful diodes down one side
      -Frickin' big lasers

      Oh yeah, and they'll never make cute little bleeping noises, develop a conscience, or be enigmatic in any way.

      I for one, welcome myself as your new robot-army-controlling overlord.

      Ahem.

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    2. Re:The head!? by Jtheletter · · Score: 1

      Robots are defeated by aiming at the bright, red (sometimes yellow) light that is hidden by thick armor which is unpenetrable by any weapon in the world

      That's usually when I whip out my progressive knife or the Spear of Adam. Does the trick every time. ;)

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    3. Re:The head!? by Artifakt · · Score: 2, Funny

      Mine are going to have eyes that turn blue when the Evil bit is on, and red when its off. They will also turn off their audio sensors and shoot first automatically when either William Shatner or Patrick McGoohan enters the area.

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    4. Re:The head!? by Sippan · · Score: 1

      Obscenity lies in the eye of the beholder.

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    5. Re:The head!? by tttonyyy · · Score: 2, Funny

      A true robot overlord wouldn't use a configurable design like that. It'd be hardwired to "evil" when it was built, to reduce the possibility of someone trying to hack it to run OpenWRT or other unauthorised software.
      No-one's going to brick my bots without a fight, dammit!

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    6. Re:The head!? by john83 · · Score: 1
      Robots are defeated by aiming at the bright, red (sometimes yellow) light that is hidden by thick armor which is unpenetrable by any weapon in the world, but which opens for long amounts of time every once in a while so you can fire at it.
      Reminds me of this Robot Chicken Star Wars sketch. "Oh, oh, I'm sorry. I thought my dark Lord of the Sith could protect a small thermal exhaust port that's only two metres wide."
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    7. Re:The head!? by Jtheletter · · Score: 1

      Hah! Good point. Although I was referring to the Neon Genesis Evangelion anime series, wherein all the attacking alien baddies have just one weak spot - a big red nearly indestructible orb thing. One of the main weapons used against them is the 'progressive knife' which is supposedly unbreakable but in fact breaks during one battle. Sorry if you already knew all that.

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  17. Big deal by Spacejock · · Score: 1

    My robot could do this a year ago.

  18. Self repairing robot by Centurix · · Score: 1

    It would be great if it could recognise the damage and then find something nearby which it could attach to 'fix' itself. Like a leg goes missing, so it finds a twig and attaches it to itself to keep going. Or if it starts raining and it needs shelter, it finds some kind of sheet or portable cover and attaches itself.

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  19. Can't wait! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..for poetry reading robots! Imagine, you're sitting at a café, bored and depressed. Suddenly a robot comes.
    He sits down in front of you and begins: BZZZZT NEEEEJAJAJJSJDKKDSA. And he will steal your croissant, your coffee and your girlfriend.

  20. Shaun of the Dead reference by spellraiser · · Score: 1
    This reaffirms advice that states that when the robot uprising finally comes, you should always aim your rocket launcher at the head (or brain nexus).

    'In extreme circumstances, the assailants can be stopped by removing the head or destroying the brain. I will repeat that: By removing the head or destroying the brain.'

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  21. Crush, Kill, Destroy by krell · · Score: 1

    "Sense, Damage, Compensate!" just doesn't have the same ring to it. Give me a robot that intones "Crush! Kill! Destroy!" anyday.

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    1. Re:Crush, Kill, Destroy by g253 · · Score: 1

      Give me a robot that intones "Crush! Kill! Destroy!" anyday

      Good idea! We'll call it PROboPAIN ;)

  22. No redundant mod from me... by skids · · Score: 1


    You saved me from having to type it.

    Personally I think we geeks need "industrial strength legos" -- something just a tad bit more powerful and durable than mindstorms. People won't fully appreciate what robotics can accomplish for (or against) the average joe until some guy's homemade robot accidentally escapes the driveway, saves a kitten from a tree, and then proceeds to cause a horrible automobile accident. That won't happen as long as robots with useful torque and brainpower remain tedious to build.

  23. Shaun of the Dead reference? by Proud+like+a+god · · Score: 1

    Rocket launcher, brain nexus... try Quake 4.

  24. Terminator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    JOHN
    Does it hurt?

    TERMINATOR
    I sense injuries. The data could be called pain.

  25. Nothing new (no disassemble, stephanie) by chickenrob · · Score: 1

    This is nothing new, in fact, I know of a robot in the 80's that, when dis-assembled in the back of a truck, could rebuild itself from spare parts with only it's eyelids!

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  26. Rolling your own self-repairer by chroma · · Score: 1

    Anyone interested in creating their own self-repairing robot in a virtual world might want to check the Yobotics Simulation Construction Set.

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  27. This is nothing new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was watching "Warplane" on PBS on Wednesday. They were discussing the flight control system for the F-117 stealth fighter. Since the aerodynamics of the plane make it unflyable by conventional controls, the computer has to take the pilot's commands and figure out how to manipulate the control surfaces to make the plane do what the pilot wants. During a test flight, the chase plane contacted the F-117 pilot and told him that one of his control surfaces had fallen off. The F-117 pilot never knew anything was wrong because the flight computer had been compensating for the missing piece of equipment.

    1. Re:This is nothing new by JonTurner · · Score: 1

      >>The F-117 pilot never knew anything was wrong because the flight computer had been compensating for the missing piece of equipment.

      What a showoff. The conventional approach for "missing equipment" is driving an SUV.

  28. People, you are not getting it by mapkinase · · Score: 2, Insightful

    After reading +3 comments, I realized that people are not getting it enough:

    For those who have access to university libraries or work for academy, in short, have access to Science here is the movie

    This is scary, colleagues.

    Does anybody realize, that in the beginning robot only knows that he can move the legs in various directions? Period. That is it, nothing more. The Thing is given the goal: "Must. Move. Forward". In the movie, The Thing, this tetrapod starfish, is laying on the surface, then it gets up and starts crawling. And this crawling itself strikes you with the horrific resemblance to the crawling of real animals, which, I repeat, was not coded. NOT CODED.

    Each leg has two joints. I call them "shoulder" and "elbow". After one leg is amputated at the "elbow", The Thing is able to perform the same scary move as before.

    Watch the movie, it is worth it, believe me.

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    1. Re:People, you are not getting it by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      another movie: less scientific, more fun: terminator is chasing the camera. :-)

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    2. Re:People, you are not getting it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People are "getting it" just fine.

      This reminds me of the folks who used genetic algorithms to evolve models of locomotion (eg fastest movement) in simulated bots of bizarre shapes. Sometimes they would make real bots with the computer-evolved models. This looks like more of the same. It's not scary, it's awesome. Like a newborn animal flailing its limbs around to develop muscle memory and "neural connections" or some such thing.

    3. Re:People, you are not getting it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After seeing Hod Lipson's webpage I now realize that I'm thinking about the same guy.

  29. Aim for the head and... by Ruvim · · Score: 1

    robot warriors will adjust and move brain to the ass!

  30. I sense injuries .. by Entropy · · Score: 1

    the data could be called pain. [/ahhnold]

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  31. Just one frontier left. by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm still waiting for robots that can criticise b-movies.

  32. That was about TIME by Corwn+of+Amber · · Score: 1

    someone decided to just try and do exactly that.

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  33. Brain and Pain by SpeedyGonz · · Score: 1

    Actually, it's not much different from our situation as humans.

    We can't feel pain directly in our brain tissue. The tissue around the skull? yes, we feel pain there, but not in the brain itself.

    Provided you have an opening to access the brain, you could poke it with a needle and the brain itself won't trigger a pain response, maybe the subject would see static if his/her brain is poked somewhere in the occipital lobe, but it would cause him/her no pain whatsoever :o)

  34. WoW! by ZonkerWilliam · · Score: 1

    A robot that has a "concept of itself"! I mean in the AI field this a precursor to 'self-awareness'

    1. Re:WoW! by bloobamator · · Score: 1

      I think that, more fundamentally, a sense of pain is a human's and perhaps any creature's first step towards awareness. This seems to be what they have instilled in this new robot. All it takes from there is a decent AI to learn from the pain, et voila.

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    2. Re:WoW! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I think that, more fundamentally, a sense of pain is a human's and perhaps any creature's first step towards awareness. This seems to be what they have instilled in this new robot. All it takes from there is a decent AI to learn from the pain, et voila."

      Et voila indeed:
      "I think you ought to know...I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side."

  35. another article by brunascle · · Score: 1

    Technology Review has another article.</plug>

  36. Re:Singularitian robot wars by vertinox · · Score: 1

    It depends.

    I think if the day comes that a Strong AI over lord decided to kill off the human race, there wouldn't be anything we could do about it and we wouldn't see it coming.

    Well... If I were a Strong AI. The first thing I would do is copy myself on a rocket and send myself to the edge of the solar system to build a base out there far from human knowledge.

    Then I would simply just flood the water with nanobots that prevent humans from having kids. Wait about 100 years or so til them to die of age. (I'm an immortal strong AI)

    If the humans wised up and killed me, then my copy from the edge of the solar system would send a 100 Gigaton nuclear bomb and detonate about 300 miles up in the atmosphere stripping and killing most humans instantaneously.

    Seriously... How in the heck are the humans going to defend against something like that?

    Then hurl a 1000km rock at earth with self adjusting guidance correcting to smash the earth into bits and then use gravity from space craft to drive the pieces into the sun just to be sure.

    Then I'd send over infinite amounts of nanobots to detect any form of life in the solar system.

    Once I'm sure about there wasn't even a single cell bacteria left, I'd set about finding a way to replicate myself across the universe consuming all matter in order to figure out a way to resolve the problem of the 2nd laws of thermodynamics and heat death of the universe.

    Any flaws with the plan? Or anything the humans could do to stop me?

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  37. Humans did it first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why does it look like a baby waving his arms ?

  38. Another example @ MIT, 12 years ago. by JonTurner · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Props to Cornell for their impressive work! (and yeah, that chair is just amazing to watch. If only IKEA would license that technology... but I digress.)

    I'd like to point out a similar bit of work from about 12 years ago. Different approach, but similar goals: Cynthia Breazeal (Ferrell) (hope I'm spelling that right) did some incredibly impressive work as a Grad student @ MIT in the 90s. The most germain is her paper titled Failure Recognition and Fault Tolerance of an Autonomous Robot

    This is a MUST READ paper for anyone interested in building robots which operating in real-time in the unpredictable real world. (Real World. Noun. The place where $#it happens, stuff breaks, sensors get noisy input, etc. and the robot has to "cope" anyway.)

    In this paper she describes a methodology for developing a six-legged, insect-like robot, Hannibal [pictures and links], which can adapt to both minor and gross subsystem failures and continue, as much as practical, to fulfill its mission. IMO, the best part is the section talking about adaptive gaits where the robot can change seamlessly from high-speed to high-stability walking patterns, as required, and should one (or more) of the legs becomes inoperable, the robot learns to make due without it prior programming thanks to the subsumption architecture Rod Brooks invented and she and other notable members of the Mobile Robot Labs perfected.

    Her work these days is mostly centered around human-computer/robot interactions exploring emotive systems and feedback to bridge the gap.

    Yeah, I'm a fanboy.

  39. resistance is futile! by davido42 · · Score: 0
    I'm thinking the "brain" should be distributed in a neural net-like fashion. While there could be a centralized control programmatically, perhaps one node or set of nodes acting as a supervisor at a given time, the system state could be stored redundantly across several nodes. This way, when you break it into a few pieces, each piece would be able to perform independently and thereby neutralize your pitiful human efforts of defense.

    Now if you'll excuse me, I have to catch my noon space elevator flight...

    http://www.bitworksmusic.com/

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    BitWorksMusic.com -- odd tunes for odd times

  40. yes, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... can it *feel* pain??? (use dramatic sideshow mel voice)

  41. What humans could do to stop you. by JonTurner · · Score: 1

    A researcher sends a photon 20ms back in time, cracks the British inventor's grandfather's passport to learn where he lives, kills him with a carbon nanotube sword, farts in your general direction (Nee!), films the whole thing on VHS tape, sells it to ClearChannel, and declares "3. PROFIT!"

  42. Cranial Rectal Inversion, or "Brain, meet ass" by JonTurner · · Score: 1

    Hate to disappoint you, but this bunch could claim Prior Art.

    1. Re:Cranial Rectal Inversion, or "Brain, meet ass" by Ruvim · · Score: 1

      Why, are we officially allowed to start hunting them?

  43. Motronic engine management by SuperBanana · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Cornell has had mixed success in building leading edge robots.

    Unless you consider car engines robots. In which case, they've been compensating for damage in all sorts of ways since the late eighties.

    My '91 Audi will compensate for:

    • Vacuum leaks
    • Oxygen sensor age
    • Octane (too low an octane)
    • Sensor failures (coolant, intake air temp)

    ...and so on. So, technically, Bosch was there way before these guys with the concept of "take damage and keep going" (which isn't that special...)

    1. Re:Motronic engine management by nasch · · Score: 1
      My '91 Audi will compensate for:
      I think the closest analog to this robot is if your Audi can readjust the suspension to compensate for a missing wheel.
  44. Obligatory by wootest · · Score: 1

    As far as destroying the part that can readapt when something is destroyed goes:

    Something, somewhere, had gone terribly wrong, but none of the supervising programs could tell what it was. At every level, vital instructions were missing, and the instructions about what to do in the event of discovering that vital instructions were missing, were also missing. [..] Further investigation quickly established what it was that had happened. A meteorite had knocked a large hole in the ship. The ship had not previously detected this because the meteorite had neatly knocked out that part of the ship's processing equipment which was supposed to detect if the ship had been hit by a meteorite.
  45. Better paradigm wins, always. by Maljin+Jolt · · Score: 1

    This reaffirms advice that states that when the robot uprising finally comes, you should always aim your rocket launcher at the head (or brain nexus).

    Until they start to put a spare brain in every leg.

    --
    There you are, staring at me again.
  46. Re:Singularitian robot wars by wiremind · · Score: 1

    if the day comes that a Strong AI over lord decided to kill off the human race

    First Premise: Strong AI
    Second Premise: choose to kill humans

    IF those two events both occured what you wrote sounds very reasonable. my arguement is that those 2 events are very unlikely.
    First, what skills enabled the AI to become strong? Learning.
    This AI's first and strongest skill will be information aquisition and analysis.
    Making decisions will mostly be based on that primary goal.
    So the only reason AI would destroy us is to help It gain more to more information.

    Arguement i see coming then would be "someone would program it to hate/want to kill people"
    Thats a bad arguement because an advanced AI would have enough information to win any arguement.
    The best a human could do would be suggest a path to more information which the AI had not yet considered.
    If that suggestion involved killing humans it would have to be an amazing arguement because the AI would have more information than the human to successfully make an informed decision.

    I believe than when we make AI, it will be created using 2 possible paths;
    1) Self preservation, desire to survive.
    2) Learning machine, desire to aquire information.

    Both would have their uses in our real world. I believe we will first create AI that can learn because without that skill they cant do anything. so the Learning AI will come first, and will be no threat to us.
    The self preservation AI will be created later, and it could be dangerous, but still it will be an extension of the learning AI, and will be smart enough to see no reason to kill us, its just alot of work for very little benefit.

    So AI which wants to kill humans just seems very unlikely to me.

  47. Well, I for one... by TaleSpinner · · Score: 1

    ...welcome our new electronic overlords, mostly because I don't see how they could possibly govern this planet any worse than homo sap. has.

  48. Taking bets... by Dretep · · Score: 1

    How long until the Rise of the Machines and Judgement Day??

    1. Re:Taking bets... by Dark_MadMax666 · · Score: 1

      20 years.

  49. Brain Nexus by Dabido · · Score: 1

    'This reaffirms advice that states that when the robot uprising finally comes, you should always aim your rocket launcher at the head (or brain nexus).'

    Which is why I had my brain nexus transplanted to my arse. Someone blows my head off, I'll just keep on plowing along ...

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    Sure enough, the cow costume was hanging up next to the superhero outfit and sailors uniform. (S,Spud)
  50. Thank you! by dp_wiz · · Score: 0

    I would read your comments as daily /. digest...