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Everyday Objects Placed In a Microwave
Tom writes "Everyday objects can produce interesting effects when you stick them in a standard microwave. Grapes spark, matches create superheated plasma fireballs, mini lightning-bolts arc between sheets of aluminum foil, and soap both splits open and puffs up, creating a somewhat vulgar spurt of bubbly excrement that has to be seen to be fully appreciated. However, as cool as microwave experimentation can be, balls of plasma and the like are bad for both your eyes and your microwave, so it's probably best not to try these things at home. update This site apparently is behind a really nasty popup that I missed (yay Firefox) the first time through. You've been warned... here it is but given the overall rottenness of the pop-up, I guess I wouldn't bother. Some folks know no shame. My apologies to the readers.
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While the videos are pretty entertaining, there's a ridiculous amount of spam and popups (particularly on ie). After every video, I was taken to another site where it said I had to order a plasma screen TV just to watch the vid, uuggghhh.
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I take a ripe 1" cherry tomato, insert a wooden toothpick into about the center, and put it on high for about 1-2min. The tomato launches the toothpick across the microwave.
So then I take 20 1" cherry tomatoes, insert toothpicks, arrange them in ranks facing each other at the range of the tested shots, and cook my favorite "tomatoes battle royale".
I'd love to see someone video that to YouTube, maybe with some other characters inserted into the battlefield. Like grapes injected with rubbing alcohol, which will boil and burst faster than the watery tomatoes shoot.
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I remember one time when I was on a weekend drinking session in Belgium, one of my friends proposed that microwaves only heat up objects with water in it. So the digital photocamera should withstand 10 seconds of radiation... I was allready passed out at the moment and learned from the disaster the next day.
A few months later I decided to check whether the flashcard still worked. It did! After viewing the photo's and movies we made before frying the camera, we could remember a lot more about that night:P
1. Microwave one of those Hungyman "Beef" Taco dinners with potato wedges for approx 10 minutes.
2. Eat said Hungryman dinner.
3. In approx 40-120 superheated plasma fireballs should start expressing themselves out your posterior.
4. Change underwear as needed.
I'm tired of all the Microsoft/Novell stuff, NASA going to asteroids, the latest PS3 updates, etc.
FINALLY... information that matters to ME in such a way that the whole Britney/Fed-Ex stuff seems to matter to everyone in the US.
(and in case you think I'm being sarcastic and mod me -1 Troll... no, I'm serious...I am very excited about an article about putting various things in Microwaves...I like the patterns it makes on CDs, and I like the electrical storm that the "split grape" shows)
(and yeah, after Dave Barry mentioned toasters & pop-tarts...I did that TOO...my wife was not happy)
(now if only I could get my hands on some liquid Oxygen for the barbeque)
``However, as cool as microwave experimentation can be, balls of plasma and the like are bad for both your eyes and your microwave, so it's probably best not to try these things at home.''
That's why the Internet is so great. Other people run destructive experiments and publish about them, so I don't have to.
When I first read this story I was inspired. I tried placing a microwave inside a larger microwave.
There was a bizzare blue flash and I ended up with a tiny member of the royal family. I was surprised, I can tell you.
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get a casette tape and cheap mini player stick both in the microwave and play the tape. the tape turns cool colors and then the batteries explode!
is Mr. T done eating my balls?
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I once burned a hole in the top of a microwave admiring a big plasma blob that was created with cigar smoke. Fortunately it was a MW at work which I owned. I've also exploded numerous lightbulbs (small explosions) in the MW, zapped many cd's etc. Turning a clear pyrex bowl upside down and slightly propped up on one side on the MW turntable will help contain the plasma blob until the bowl breaks or melts. Very cool, I mean hot.
Not the superman villain but UK explosive science show 'Braniac: Science Abuse' - they regularly stick stuff in Microwaves, as well as do other things like demolish safes with tanks etc. It's a great show - here are the Microwave clips on Youtube - http://tinyurl.com/y6oan8
I get the metal objects sparking...
I get the skinned objects exploding...
I even sort of get the soap puffing...
What I don't get is the grapes sparking - what's going on here?
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don't give jagbags like this guy the satisfaction actually steering traffic to his site.
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WTF! i can't believe CT would actually allow a submission like this to make it all the way thru...
come on CT, wake up, drink coffee, and kill this f*ckin' article!
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Place a six inch ball of pultonium wrapped in one inch of plactic expolsives in microwave. Heat on high until plutonium atoms fuse.
They want their fun science back :) w ave+brainiac
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=micro
Ah well. Slow news days happen, don't they?
Kid you not. Green olives will spark in the microwave. Place three in a circle with the orange center (forgot what that's called) close to each other and nuke em. Sparks will fly!
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Here's a much better description.
A friend accidentally learned that it's not a good idea to put just any type of mug in a microwave oven.
:)
One night, he was staying overnight in the lab and became hungry so he decided to cook instant noodles using the microwave oven. He got a mug, choosing probably the one nearest the oven, put some water and noodles, and placed them in the oven to cook. It turned out that the mug is actually a metal cup covered with plastic with an attached plastic holder. As expected, the mug heated up so much that the plastic melted and left the mug in a funny, distorted shape.
Unfortunately for him, the mug has a sentimental value to the owner since it was given by another labmate. He was forced to become an assistant to that labmate in a talk in order to replace the mug with an exact copy.
The funny and ironic thing is we are both physics majors and members of an instrumentation physics research lab (the lab that I'm talking about). The owner of the mug is also the professor in the optics course we are taking during that time.
The moral of the story: be extra careful when you're hungry
A much better question, and more importantly, one that is actually relevant to this thread, would be "what happens when you put an operating XBox into a microwave?" We really need an answer to this question, so if you would be so kind as to perform the experiment and post a link to the video here on Slashdot we would greatly appreciate it. You'll get extra credit points if the machine is playing Halo 2 at the time. Don't worry about your girlfriend's reaction, she obviously just bought the machine to get you to stay at her place for more than five minutes and will soon get over the loss.
The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
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as you wish - slashdotting the popup, it's already slow....
I use IE 7. Never even saw a popup. Perhaps the poster should switch?
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Presumably they ended up faking an explosion where they placed lithium?? (Something highly reactive around lithium) into the bath tub. It just didn't explode so they blew it up using explosives. Much worst than the Mythbusters where their explosions actually happen and if it doesn't they make it clear they are blowing up stuff.
Ooo man the floppy drive is broken. No wait. The computer is just upside down.
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That's gotta be a violation of Google's terms of service.
If you can read this sig, you're too close.
I used to zap CDs in the microwave, both for the show (it's cool to watch) and the results (the cd looks cool afterward). I was one of the few people who actually looked forward to a new AOL sign-up cd.
I haven't nuked a cd in years, mostly because it smells awful. But if anyone out there hasn't tried it, you should, and make sure you open your windows and get a fan, and be prepared for a smelly kitchen for a day or so. It's very cool to watch a cd inside a microwave - for a brief moment you'll see a wave of electricity spread from one side to the other, right across the surface of the cd. And afterward, the pattern will remain etched onto the aluminum of the cd itself, so you'll have a cool looking cd.
Trial and error shows that you'll get the best results by keeping the microwave time to a bare minimum, maybe only 1 second.
Back in, ooh, 99, 2000ish if my memory serves, Jeremy Clarkson had a short-lived chat show called, surprisingly enough, Clarkson. One of the regular segments was putting something (like christmas lights, for example) into a microwave to see what happened.
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The experiments I remember as being even more fun were the potato canon (a potato placed in a spaghetti tube with hair spray in the bottom that was heated to the point of ignition) and its larger brother, the turkey canon (similar principle, but with a steel bin).
When I saw Brainiac, it immediately reminded me of those segments of Clarkson. Plus, you know, it was fun for about half a series, but it's got old now. There's only so many ways you can blow something up
"The dew has clearly fallen with a particularly sickening thud this morning"