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FCC Sued to Allow Cell Phone Jammers

stevew writes "A small company in Florida is trying to take on the FCC in an attempt to make their Cell phone jamming product legal. Their main argument seems to be that the Communications act of 1934 conflicts with the HomeLand Security Act — so the Communications act has to go." From the article: "Local and state law enforcement agencies, which would be the first responders to a terrorist attack here at home, are prohibited by law from obtaining such gear. 'It just doesn't make much sense that the FBI can use this equipment, but that the local and state governments, which the Homeland Security Act has acknowledged as being an important part of combating terrorism, cannot,' said Howard Melamed, chief executive of CellAntenna. 'We give local police guns and other equipment to protect the public, but we can't trust them with cellular-jamming equipment? It doesn't make sense.'"

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  1. Can I get one by arniebuteft · · Score: 4, Insightful
    and use it at the movie theater?

    Please?

    1. Re:Can I get one by Atlantis-Rising · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't have a problem with antenna gain boosters that up the power output of cellular phones so they can cut through jamming signals!

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    2. Re:Can I get one by Shakrai · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well I have a serious problem with them. If you don't want cell phones in movie theaters then complain to management until they enforce the cell phone ban by asking people who use them during the movie to leave. That's their right as a property owner. You don't have the right to interfere with my communications though. I rely on my cell phone as my only means of communication (no landline). You don't have the right to jam that. Oh and I pity the movie theater that installs a jammer and then has a patron have a heart attack in the middle of the movie and die. "We tried to call 911 but we had no signal". I know a few dozen ambulance chasers that would love such a case.

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    3. Re:Can I get one by the_wishbone · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'll see your gain booster and raise you a punch in the face when you talk on the cell phone while sitting behind me at the movies =P

    4. Re:Can I get one by Atlantis-Rising · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'll see your punch in the face when you hear me talking and raise you a beating with my nightstick for punching me in the face!

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    5. Re:Can I get one by LunaticTippy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      We've become a nation of terrified crybabies. It's pathetic.

      Who do I sue for the basement bar with no cell signal? Who do I sue if I have a heart attack in the wilderness with no signal? Who do I sue if my cellphone malfunctions, the battery dies, or I'm too retarded to use it?

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    6. Re:Can I get one by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Your problem with, oh my phone HAS to be on while I'm in the theater, Because I'm a EMS person. Ummm, pager? Pagers run on a different frequency, just have the jammer disable 800/1900 etc etc.

      So if I have a babysitter watching my kids while I'm out with my spouse I need to carry a pager so she can call me in an emergancy?

      What the heck is wrong with just asking the theater to enforce the rule and ask offenders to leave? What's next? A sonic jammer that stops people from talking during the movie? Or should we make a law?

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    7. Re:Can I get one by cooley · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm gonna bonk you guys' heads together, then everyone will clap and we'll all watch the goddamn movie. :)

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    8. Re:Can I get one by Al+Dimond · · Score: 3, Informative

      A private company can ban you from having certain things on your person when you enter their property.

      Lots of places ban cameras.

      Lots of places ban guns.

    9. Re:Can I get one by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, if it's their private property, they CAN tell you what you can and cannot have on your person on their property. If you dislike the rules, take your movie ruining ass somewhere else.

      I love it! I'm a "movie ruining ass" just because I have a cell phone. Despite the fact that it's on vibrate. Despite the fact that I never talk on it in the movie theater. I don't even text message because I realize that the glaring bright LCD is a distraction. All I ask is the ability to see who is calling me and go outside if I want to take it. How the hell is that bothering you? Why do I need to be jammed?

      Oh and the ability of private businesses to regulate otherwise legal activities is sharply limited. Don't believe that? Ask anybody that has ever tried to ban breastfeeding at their establishment.

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    10. Re:Can I get one by LunaticTippy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I see your point. It's just sad that I can count on at least one cellphone conversation when I go to the movies. If I confront the person, they have always become belligerent. I have never seen an usher, and going out of the movie to complain means my movie is already ruined. I complain on my way out if it was particularly bad, but there is never anything done about it.

      I see it like drunk driving. A lot of people can do it just fine, but a few assholes ruined it for everyone. Now nobody can drive drunk without risking penalty, even if they never hurt anyone.

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    11. Re:Can I get one by Columcille · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What the heck is wrong with just asking the theater to enforce the rule and ask offenders to leave?

      Have you ever worked at a theater? Do you know how much disruption rule enforcement would cause? Minor violations aren't enforced because the person would cause a bigger disruption arguing with management and such. Better to block cell phones period and prevent any problem of that sort.

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    12. Re:Can I get one by Columcille · · Score: 3, Insightful

      My concern is being able to use a service that I'm paying big bucks for. You don't have the right to take that away from me just because of a few brats with no manners.

      Just because you pay company 'A' for a service doesn't in any way obligate company 'B' to provide a conducive environment to use that service. If what you use is in some way detrimental to their business, they are within their rights to ban that. (ignoring a long and offtopic discussion on antitrust issues since that doesn't in any way relate here anyway). See previous post about food in theaters and stadiums.

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    13. Re:Can I get one by sunwukong · · Score: 3, Funny

      Alright I know which one is Moe, but which one is Larry, which one is Curly and I hope to God that Shemp isn't around here somewhere ...

    14. Re:Can I get one by AK+Marc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But I'll probably just stop going to movies until she's older.

      So if you had your kid 10 years ago, you'd never have gone to see a movie? I doubt that. I saw plenty of parents in movie theaters before cell phones existed. Well, maybe you really would just never leave the house without a cell phone. But I'm sure if you really tried, someone could help you with that mental illness.

    15. Re:Can I get one by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Your property rights end when they violate my rights if you are operating a business for the consumption of the general public.
      Well, there's lots of case law here which I'll skip. But you're arguing that you have some sort of "right" to use a cell phone. That strikes me as particularly bogus. You don't have a "right" to use a cell phone.

      Why do they need to ban cell phones? Ban the morons that abuse them and ruin it for everybody else.
      In an ideal world, I agree with you. The difficulty is that removing the annoying person using the cellphone can be as disruptive--or moreso--than the act of using a cellphone. Suppose the person refuses to leave? Which is going to be worse? Trying to watch a movie while some asshole talks on their cellphone or argues with the usher?

      If I ran a movie theatre and this technology were available, I would use it. However, I do believe that patrons should be notified before purchasing their tickets so they have an option to go to another theatre. It shouldn't be an unpleasant surprise--you get into the theatre and suddenly "NO SIGNAL" unexpectedly appears. At the very least, let the market decide. If there are more people who would rather be connected while sitting in a theatre than people who are annoyed by it, my profits will suffer and I'll turn the jammer off or I might only use it in certain theatres or certain times and not others.
    16. Re:Can I get one by balthan · · Score: 2, Funny

      Text?

      <3 hurts. send ur doc.

  2. I'm failing to see the point of this by Hubbell · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What would be the possible point of giving them cellular jamming equipment? It would serve almost no useful purpose at all. Do people seriously believe there will be a time where it will be useful? That terrorists will launch some form of attack that isn't a 1 2 hit, like a ground assault or something? People need to get their heads out of their asses and realize that this kind of thing is ridiculous and retarded.

    1. Re:I'm failing to see the point of this by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Indeed -- and I love using terrorism as an argument to try and sell something. The minute he played that card I stopped paying attention.

      Oh and the likely explaination for law enforcement needing them during a terrorist attack is to prevent the terrorists from using cell phones to trigger bombs. Of course in his haste to sell his product he's overlooking the fact that the Government can simply order the cell phone companies in an area to shut their networks down. They don't need jammers!

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    2. Re:I'm failing to see the point of this by Atlantis-Rising · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You're not looking at it from the right point of view. It's not to stop a terrorist attack from occuring- it's to stop people from talking about the terrorist attack that's just occured. It's one of the best ways to enforce a telecommunications blackout cordon around an area, and that's why DHS wants it.

      Not to prevent a terrorist attack, if ever one happened, but to prevent you from being able to learn anything about it that hasn't been carefully vetted by DHS first.

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    3. Re:I'm failing to see the point of this by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "We had to jam the cell phone network around the meeting of global corporate and political leaders to protect against the threat of a terrorist attack. We realize that this may have hampered the ability of protesters to organize, but we think that safety is more important than the rights of a few extremist anti-globalization fanatics."

      Forget the protesters. What if I live near that meeting and rely on a cell phone for my communications? It can be disrupted in the name of "safety"? That's bullshit.

      Do local cops currently have the ability to jam landline phones? Didn't think so. If they haven't needed that for a few decades then why do they need it now with cell phones?

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    4. Re:I'm failing to see the point of this by finkployd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Realistically, there are a couple of problems with this.

      (1) a terrorist attack will jam up cellular lines anyway. Did you try placing a call on 9/11? It was damn near impossible.

      (2) Cell phones are not the only form of communication, we also have regular phones, and the Internet, and (when all else fails) ham radio operators.

      (3) The Media, while arguably under a bit of control by the government (or in the case of Fox News complete), still chomps at the bit whenever they smell coverup or any disaster which has been made worse or not immediately fixed by the government. Remember how many reports of murders, rape, and other horrific crimes were repeated during Katrina? Remember how many of them turned out to be true?

      All told, I have no doubt the DHS would love to exercise complete and total information control when it comes to this sort of thing, but I doubt they are thinking that just jamming cell phones is the way to go. Their line of thinking is probably more along the lines of disrupting communication when moving in on a suspected terrorists to prevent him/her from tipping others off of a cell compromise or something like that. Or if we want to play 'security theater' it is probably to keep cell phone triggered bombs from going off.

      Finkployd

  3. Why jam? by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 3, Interesting
    This seems like a brute-force approach, especially because cell signals are approximately line-of-sight, so the jammers would have to be emplaced pretty carefully to kill all coverage in an area.

    They would affect all cell users including emergency responders adversely. Couldn't a capability be built into the network instead to reject all calls except those from phones with certain ID numbers? It should only be used if there's a suspicion that someone's about to trigger a bomb by phone or some similar type of situation, of course.

    -b.

    1. Re:Why jam? by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Cellphones are expensive, leave a substantial paper trail, and are going to be the first thing blocked if anyone figured that's what you were up to. You want a cheap, unjammable, untraceable remote bomb detonator? photovoltaic cell and a laser pointer.

      Hmm, never thought of that. That's pretty clever. It'd require a line of sight but you'd probably already need one to watch the target and figure out where to set it off.

      This is a perfect example of why this type of "arms race" is foolish. A moderately clever /. poster who isn't even thinking with the mindset of a terrorist figured a way around it in about ten minutes. All this does is cost us more of our rights in the name of protecting them.

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    2. Re:Why jam? by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Wal-Mart and 7-11 both sell a Nokia tracphone with 60 units for $39.99 or less. It's a pretty damned low-end phone with no frills, which is fine, since bombs don't need cameras :) But seriously, that's all these things cost these days.

      Let me just go look on the tracphone website.

      (time passes)

      Holy fucking shit. They're offering a 5180i with 60 units for $19.99.

      I haven't seen one that cheap in a store, but I think you get the idea.

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  4. Unbelievable... by xENoLocO · · Score: 2

    "CellAntenna argues that the Communications Act and the FCC regulations that interpret the law are unconstitutional because they are in conflict with the Homeland Security Act of 2002, adopted by Congress in the wake of the September 11, 2001, terrorist attacks." I can see it now... "It's outunconstitutionalizes the homeland security act!" ... Isn't it hard enough to keep cellphone operations running? Now they have to deal with this too?
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  5. He has a valid point. by wfberg · · Score: 2, Funny

    He has a valid point - the law is hypocrital.

    The Feds should ALSO be banned from using cell phone jammers.

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    1. Re:He has a valid point. by TubeSteak · · Score: 2, Insightful
      While CellAntenna has based much of its case around the use of its gear to prevent terrorism, Melamed acknowledged the gear could be very useful to law enforcement officials in other capacities.
      ...
      Where the technology would likely get the most use is during narcotics raids, when officers could use equipment to locally disable cell phones and walkie-talkies used by lookouts in neighborhoods where drug busts are common, he added.
      Fuck That.

      AFAIK, just about every "anti-terrorism" law has been used for everything but anti-terrorism by domestic police forces.

      If the police want those powers for non-terrorism related work, then they should make the argument for it, so there can be a debate on the matter.
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  6. Security Theatre. by adam · · Score: 4, Insightful

    FTFA: "Equipment made by companies such as CellAntenna that can jam or block cellular signals is used by the U.S. military in Iraq to help protect convoys traveling through known trouble spots."

    Great. The US is not Iraq, and frankly, it seems the police can't be trusted with tasers. I am sure we give the military in Iraq, and federal agents, access to all sorts of other stuff I really don't want my local deputy, Jimmy-joe-bob, getting his paws on.

    Frankly, this is just more FUD bullshit security theater. Cellphone jammers won't help the police one bit, and will only add to the potential for abuse/misuse by the police. This lawsuit is nothing but a ploy from a company that wants to join the halliburton gravy train. GSM can be jammed somewhat as far as I know, but my understanding (correct me if you know and I am wrong) is that CMDA/WCDMA have much more immunity to jamming. CDMA phones aren't very prevalent in Iraq, but they are here. Furthermore, this only works if you know where (within a small radius) an explosive device [that was to be detonated by cellphone] is/willbe.. so really all it encourages is either wasteful spending on useless devices, or spending on devices that will be permanently setup in "high risk" place.. which will only serve to 1: encourage the 'terrorists' to figure a way around cellphone jamming, 2: erode our rights further.

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    1. Re:Security Theatre. by Dachannien · · Score: 3, Insightful

      and frankly, it seems the police can't be trusted with tasers

      How many abuse incidents were there in the more than 70,000 times that tasers have been used by police? Instead of making overbroad generalizations, you should realize that tasers (and other weapons like bean bag shotgun rounds, pepper spray, and hopefully the microwave pain ray that the military's been working on) are an effective way of apprehending criminals and protecting the public without causing lasting, disfiguring injury or death in all but the most exceptional of cases. Yes, they can be abused, but so can a firearm or a broomstick.

      Damn cops, can't trust 'em with a broomstick.

    2. Re:Security Theatre. by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 2, Informative

      Jamming is a bad idea anyway because the government still hasn't gotten its shit together with radios that work well across departments and agencies. If your fireman has to talk to a policeman, they've got to do it with a cell phone in lots of places. Then, some asshole starts jamming that, and everything goes to shit in short order.

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  7. Re:Why is this even an issue? by Reason58 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I paid for my cellphone so I get to use it when I want. Personal cell phone jammers should never be allowed.
    I paid for my cell phone jammer so I should get to use it when I want.
  8. Right market, wrong device by finkployd · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm sure what is topping the Police Christmas Wish List this year is a cell phone CAMERA jamming device. Cell phones themselves are likely of little concern, but those damn cameras are causing nothing but trouble.

    Finkployd

  9. Re:Jammers in Theaters by Dunbal · · Score: 5, Informative

    What if a doctor missed an important call?

          I'm a doctor. And when I'm at a movie I turn my telephone OFF. That's why we have availability schedules, secretaries, answering services and the like. And if it's THAT MUCH of an emergency, you call 911. How am I going to be able to help you on the phone in a life and death situation anyway?

          As for the parent in the movie theater with a "sick child", once again - perhaps a little more organizing is necessary. If you absolutely can't be out of phone contact - are you sure you can be out of physical contact? Again what can you do on the phone? Either the person who is looking after the child is competent or not. If they're not - why are you leaving a child with them? Nah this is just excuses to justify habitual cell phone use. Humanity survived for many generations without cell phones. Being out of contact for an hour and a half is not going to kill someone.

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  10. well, here's a more careful look then by Quadraginta · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Well, they gave you a few examples in the article, viz.:

    (1) To let states jam cell-phone communications in state prisons, so that prisoners can't make unmonitored calls to the outside. Here is an NPR story on the surprising number of cell phones smuggled into prisons and their sometimes unfortunate uses. From the article:

    In several criminal cases, inmates have used cell phones to run gangs operating outside of prison, to put hits out on people, to organize drug-smuggling operations and, in one case, trade gold bullion on international markets.

    Er...speaking as a citizen juror, I don't much care about cons trading gold bullion from inside the pen, ha ha, but the idea that putting away a drug gang kingpin won't affect his ability to run his gang at all is a bit...disturbing.

    (2) To let police jam cell phones during a raid, so that, for example, any lookouts posted won't be able to communicate back to headquarters and tip off the targest of the raid. This is elementary warfighting: you certainly jam the enemy's communications during an operation if you can, because surprise reduces casualties all around. I hope you agree that significant criminal enterprises qualify as an 'enemy' against whom we'd like the police to take action. (That is, I hope you don't think the police shouldn't be able to conduct effective raids at all. Whether they should conduct them more carefully, or only with greater justification is, of course, an unrelated separate question.)

    The business about blocking bombs is a bit of a bogus red herring, agreed, but if you read the article you'll see it was the journalist that raised this point, and not the people who make the jamming equipment. They only talked about the use of the equipment in police raids and so forth. It was the (typically, sensation-seeking) newsman who decided to write about cell phones and bombs.

    On the other hand, the point of the 1934 Communications Act is not as silly as the jamming equipment maker suggests: clearly the Commerce Act gives Congress the power to regulate radio communication, as very little is more interstate than radio. Furthermore, it makes sense (or at least made sense in 1934) to prohibit every state and dinky locality from making its own separate (and probably conflicting) rules about who can jam radio signals, and when and how. It would lead to a cacaphony, a completely unworkeable patchwork of regulation of the radio spectrum. (For similar reasons, the use of international-range radio is subject to several important international treaties.)

    However, those were the days when "radio" typically only meant HF, long radio waves that could at least go a few hundred miles, if not several thousand. I doubt there was much thought given to the modern situation, where we have millions of low-powered radios (e.g. cell phones) operating at very high frequencies, with ranges of a mile or two at most, and networks of repeaters to help the signal get around. So there are, indeed, good arguments that this is a situation not anticipated by Congress in 1934, and some kind of review of the Communications Act makes sense. Maybe state and local jurisdictions should be allowed to deploy jamming equipment the way they see fit, if it's only going to have any effect within the jurisdiction. It's hard, after all, to see why Pittsburgh's City Council shouldn't be able to make the rules for jamming cell phones within the city limits -- and the Feds should.

    Presumably this cell-jammer maker hopes to prod Congress into revisiting the Communications Act by this suit, which otherwise seems hopeless on the merits. (There's no way the Act can be unconstitutional merely because the Homeland Security Act can be interpreted as contradicting it. Courts are required to read legislation in such a way as to minimize conflicts. Hence if it's at all possible to read the Homeland Security Act in such a way that it doesn't conflict with the Communications Act -- and I'm sure it is -- then that's the way the Courts have to interpret it.)

  11. A tricky subject indeed. by dapsychous · · Score: 3, Interesting

    While I agree that people who talk on their cell phone in a movie theater deserver to die in a painful, gruesome, stabbed-to-death-with-your-cell-phone's-antenna kinda way, cell phone jamming would bring too much liability to the owner of the theater, library, etc.

    What if there was a device that would simply notify the management automatically that there was a transmission of sufficient power to be a conversation or text message coming from auditorium three, and he could then send one of his employees to investigate and boot the offending jackass. That way, in the event of an emergency, the projector could be shut down, the lights brought on, and the auditorium evacuated so the paramedics don't have to climb over the rubberneckers. In the event that it's just Joe Jackoff calling his honey, he could be quietly booted with no refund.

    I think that would work a lot better, and save the whole "Doctor on call" situation from occurring.

  12. Re:an alternative by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sorry, I'd have a problem even with that. What if one of my kids has an accident and needs to call me? If I'm in the movie theater I'm going to see them calling and step out. Under your scheme I wouldn't even get the call. The solution is simple -- kick their asses out of your establishment if they abuse it and annoy your other customers. But you don't have the right to punish me.

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  13. Re:Movie Theaters by pla · · Score: 3, Interesting

    With my son and his medical condition it could be a major problem if me or my wife could not get reached.

    I have sympathy that your kid has a medical problem, really - That sucks and I wouldn't wish it on anyone. But that doesn't make it our problem. If you always need to stay in touch, YOU need to sacrifice attending certain public events, rather than the other 100-300 people in attendence getting to enjoy the half dozen calls that inevitable occur during just about any performance.

    Back before cellphones and pagers, people used to give the 'sitter the number of the theater. In an emergency, the theater will come get you and give you a message... Yet, amazingly enough, before cell-phones, you only saw ushers interrupt movies perhaps one time out of a hundred, rather than the five to ten "emergency" calls you now get to overhear per movie.

  14. Re:an alternative by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Jesus, for being smart people, most of the replies I've read so far say you have a RIGHT to talk on a cell phone..

    Well, you don't. And the theater owner DOES have the right to say "No cell phones can be used, because I installed a cell blocking device on my private property. If you need to use your phone, go somewhere else."

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  15. Re:Jammers in Theaters by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Has anyone else dreamed of buying one of those overseas cell phone jammers that looks like a Nokia phone, and using it against the gangster types that ruin the movies at the theater?

    Actually, I've dreamed that all you cowards (no pun intended) that sit in your seat and cry about how people are ruining the movie for you would get up off your asses and go tell the person to stick their cellphone up their ass.

    A couple theater visits ago (it's been aeons because there hasn't been a movie released that I feel I have to see in the theater in a long, long time) two people were sitting in front of myself and my now-ex-girlfriend. The woman in that couple kept talking. So I leaned forward and said "Is it really necessary for you to talk all through the movie?" She did it again about fifteen minutes later, apparently having forgotten that we were in a movie theater, so I said "How about you shut the fuck up?" and that was the last I heard out of the bitch.

    If you're too physically frail or too easily intimidated to deal with the problem yourself like an adult, why don't you just go report the problem to the theater owner, and in the process, demand your money back, and save it so you can just buy the fucking thing when it comes out? That way you send a message to the theater owner that you do not accept having the movie ruined for you, and you hold them accountable - and they are likely to pay you. If they do not, don't go back. Why do you want to patronize an establishment that doesn't value your business?

    What if gangsters realized that even text messaging silently in a dark theater is disturbing as it broadcasts light all over the theater? If so, I doubt they'd care.

    What is all this with "gangsters" anyway? Is bugsy malone's cellphone use offending you?

    Most cellphones have variable brightness. Mine does. If I actually have to text much, I turn it down. There's also the option of moving myself off to the side of the theater someplace where I won't be bothering anyone.

    Let's hope someone brings a cell phone jammer to the theater tonight. I would like to be able to enjoy a movie...

    Let's hope someone brings a cell phone jammer to a theater before it's made legal and I somehow catch them, because I'll steal the fucking thing from them and suggest to them that if they want to get nailed by the FCC for breach of federal communications laws they are certainly welcome to call the cops on me for my petty theft.

    Okay okay, I don't really believe in stealing things. But believe me, I would be looking for creative ways to make their life miserable. The fact that many people are irresponsible about their cellphone usage does not give you an excuse to disable my cellphone. The answer is to address the abuse, not the potential for abuse. There's always potential for abuse. Go after the abusers, and leave me the fuck alone.

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  16. Re:Theater Use by Belial6 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Personally, I would rather see the stereos outlawed. They are far more of a distraction, and less useful. What's that? No one wants to ban stereos?

  17. Re:an alternative by terrymr · · Score: 2, Funny

    Try jamming police radio's on your property ... and post a notice saying you did it ... maybe call the local precint and let them know just to be polite. See how they like that.

  18. Re:an alternative by MBGMorden · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Property is a strange thing. There are certain things that simply don't count as "your property", even if they appear to be taking place in an area that you own. The radio spectrum is one of these things. It doesn't matter one damn bit where the spectrum is - none of it is on your property because none of the spectrum belongs to you.

    The same is true of airspace. Private entities cannot own airspace. You can own a 10,000 acre tract of land and have "No Tresspassing" signs all over it, and if I wanna go buzzing around over your house (as long as I maintain minimum altitude set forth by FAA regs) in my Cub then you can't do jack about it, because while you own the land, you do not own the sky above it.

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  19. Re:Movie Theaters by KKlaus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I agree but there needs to be a point made about allerting people that their cell phones will not work. Earlier posters have suggested a sort of "vigilante" effort by other movie goes, which should be clearly unnacceptable. If theatres jam phones, thats fine, and yes would simply entail a sacrifice for people with certain conditions, but it wouldn't be fine if people were caught off guard by it because no one told them it was there until they realized it themselves when they couldn't make/receive a legitimately important call.

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