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Hans Reiser in Court Today
An anonymous reader writes "Hans Reiser has pled not guilty to murdering his wife and invoked his right to a speedy trial. He will attend a hearing today where the judge will decide if the state has a case " We had covered this story back when it had first broke; and for those of you playing catch-up, Hans is the author of ReiserFS.
I'm sure you'll find that our good friend Hans has no record of this ever taking place.
Who cares about Hans Reisers ran-away-bitch when Hans Reisers filesystem destroyed my 250GByte of porn as soon as the hdd was full?
There, I said it, reiser4 sucks! That's news for nerds.
He didn't directly kill her... He was trying to explain why reiserfs was better than ext4 and her head exploded.
See, there's no reason to fear abandonment of the Reiser FS if this dude gets locked up.
Wanna fight ? Bend over, stick your head up your ass, and fight for air.
That he tried to delete the evidence from his computer, but unfortunately he was using a journaling file system.
Prison is for punishment. He should be forced to write Windows software. :-)
The key sequence to access my Slashdot bookmark in Firefox is Alt-B-S. I don't believe this is a coincidence.
Oh great, here comes the Net BSDM / Linux flamewar...
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That's to make up for the fact that digg ran about five stories a day on him, not counting dupes.
I'm the guy with the unpopular opinion
I mean, seriously, anyone who's ever touched Reiser knows that there are things that go missing from time to time, but sometimes they reemerge without you doing anything whatsoever. Maybe they should just sit there and wait, maybe rearrange a few pieces of furniture and I bet she'll suddenly and mysteriously appear in the middle of the living room.
Yes, I do agree, we need a "tasteless" tag.
We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
Yeah, the cops have always had it in for linux developers.
It'll be called IFIDIDITFS.
Mr. T pitied this fool on 27 July 1992.
They'll just start hurding all of us coders into 'state correctional institions'
Gods, that'd be even worse!
sic transit gloria mundi
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thank God the internet isn't a human right.
Luckily you know you've got decades to avoid that particular fate...
"We had covered this story back when it had first broke; "
More HAD please !!!
(and more cowbell)
music lover since 1969
Microsoft murdered Nina Reiser and framed Hans for it. They just couldn't take all the heat reiserfs was putting on ntfs!
This is why I love Slashdot. Some places have too much absurdity; some places have too little. Anonymous Coward on Slashdot tends to strike the perfect balance.
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Or yoga death sex related.
Here in America, most technologically advanced country in the world, we have transcended your silly electronic transfer systems. Instead, we write the amount of money we wish to send on little rectangular pieces of paper, which we then send to the person to whom we'd like to send the funds, who takes it to their bank, who forwards it back to the original person's bank, who transfers the funds electronically. It's quite state-of-the-art, I assure you.
"Ladies and gentlemen, my killbot features Lotus Notes and a machine gun. It is the finest available."
the DA running around to get the jury pool filled with XFS, JFS, EXT4 and some snarky EXT2 developers...
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Emo Philips
The kid must be a Marine.
Live forever, or die trying.
This guy is the OJ of Open Source ... his very troubled relationship with a seemingly wayward wife has culminated in this sad episode.
What's on/by rivers?
Bears?
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With a heart of ice and a head of solid granite, Dvorak is like +20 against cold. He'd just stumble out of the mountains months later with an implausible story about finding Apple's secret underground research facility (where they're developing the top-secret "Vista Ready" iMac) and how RMS, Google's black helicopters, and a troop of Mac fanboyscouts conspired to kill him...
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Or maybe he caught her running ext3.
And only on /. can this be modded +3, Insightful.
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?