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Gaming's Biggest Blunders of 2006

Ground Glass writes "After all of the self-awarding that goes on in the games industry this year, it's nice to be reminded that there were actually some pretty big industry disasters in 2006. Who can forget that timeless Gizmondo car crash story, for example? Or the onset of microtransactions for cheat codes? One of the Curmudgeon Gamers, Matt Matthews, lays out the worst the industry had to offer this year, from game hype to journalistic screwups, and everything in between." From the article: "3. Bill of Rights -- Void Where Prohibited by Law. We should also sit back and enjoy a steaming hot cup of schadenfreude at the expense of those tireless defenders of morality and the souls of our children: the state governments of Michigan, Minnesota, Louisiana, Oklahoma, and of course Illinois. Each has passed a law restricting the sales of videogames, and each has been stopped by the courts. Apparently there are things called 'constitutions; which grant 'rights' like 'free speech' which 'activist judges' are using to strike down the very laws which will protect our children from rock and r...videogames." He also offers up some of the cut content that didn't make it into the final article.

184 comments

  1. Is "Warcraft Expansion missing Xmas 2006" there? by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is "World of Warcraft Expansion missing Christmas 2006" one of the items listed there?

  2. Re:Is "Warcraft Expansion missing Xmas 2006" there by Aladrin · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Nah, because it'll sell like hotcakes no matter when it's released. Sad, but true.

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  3. Re:Is "Warcraft Expansion missing Xmas 2006" there by Shrubber · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How exactly would not releasing a product that isn't ready for release be a blunder? If only more companies would spend time fixing their software instead of throwing it at the market for the holiday rush. Releasing unfinished games is a blunder, not the other way around.

  4. Gizmondo Crashes, Exec Follows Suit... by andrewd18 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Eugh. I saw the pictures from that accident. The Ferrari had 9 miles on it. Nine. One of those miles was the crash itself. My inner manly-man is crying just remembering those pictures.

    1. Re:Gizmondo Crashes, Exec Follows Suit... by servognome · · Score: 4, Funny
      My inner manly-man is crying just remembering those pictures.

      Your inner manly-man is a pansy; a real inner manly-man would be punching through walls.
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    2. Re:Gizmondo Crashes, Exec Follows Suit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not the crash in question. It's just a neat site.

    3. Re:Gizmondo Crashes, Exec Follows Suit... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Informative

      Your inner manly-man is a pansy; a real inner manly-man would be punching through walls.

      My outer manly-man is punching through walls. My inner manly-man is crying because my hands hurt like hell. I think broke something.

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    4. Re:Gizmondo Crashes, Exec Follows Suit... by jandrese · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I mean it had probably only been in the shop once or twice at that point.

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    5. Re:Gizmondo Crashes, Exec Follows Suit... by Aphrika · · Score: 1
      My inner manly-man is crying just remembering those pictures
      You sure it isn't a mysterious German named Dietrich that's crying?
  5. Re:Is "Warcraft Expansion missing Xmas 2006" there by Sadko · · Score: 1

    It would have been a much bigger blunder if it'd be released early. I am in beta, seen it myself, and you can look on beta forums yourself, the new content was NOT READY by the end of November.

  6. Somewhere, Darwin is smiling. by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 3, Funny

    Somewhere, Darwin is smiling.

    1. Re:Somewhere, Darwin is smiling. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Somewhere, Darwin is smiling."

      I doubt it, darwin was a man at odds with himself over the tragedies he himself had to suffer in his own family.

    2. Re:Somewhere, Darwin is smiling. by SSCGWLB · · Score: 1

      The guy survived, so Darwin is probably shaking his head and muttering "Lucky bastard".

    3. Re:Somewhere, Darwin is smiling. by Bastian · · Score: 1

      But he's now in jail, where his chances of reproducing are virtually nil. So from a natural selection perspective, he didn't survive.

  7. Illinois by ShadowsHawk · · Score: 1

    I think #3 should have made top marks on this one. The fact that my tax dollar payed for this political clap trap infuriates me. As much as I love Chicago, the rest of the state can take a flying leap.

    1. Re:Illinois by Andrew+Nagy · · Score: 3, Funny

      When some people from Southern Illinois told me about how Chicogans were all self-absorbed snobs I thought it was bias...

      I stand corrected.

      Of course, I shouldn't make hasty generalizations based on one slashdot comment... afer all, most generalizations are wrong.

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    2. Re:Illinois by BeardsmoreA · · Score: 1

      Why is restriction on sales to minors such a terrible thing to Americans? I just don't get it... Why is this such a big deal? I know every time a rights issue comes up everyone likes to bash the situation on the opposing side of the Atlantic, but we've had similar ratings for films here for years, and I don't really see a problem. Surely 'freedom of speech' means 'from political censorship by the government' far more than it applies to 'from nannying / meddling'.

      Don't get me wrong, I don't think it's really necessary or works very well, and agree with the bajillion comments which probably follow saying parents should take responsibility, but I never quite understand the outcry - is it from a bunch of 14 yr olds worried they'll be missing out on GTA7?

    3. Re:Illinois by gorbachev · · Score: 1

      I'm with you on this.

      Illinois State tax payers basically paid $520K for the Governor's election campaign.

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    4. Re:Illinois by paitre · · Score: 1

      Freedom of Speech in the USA is pretty close to absolute.
      Aside from NC-17, and the occasional jackass teenager running the ticket booth, as long as you at least look like you're in high school, you're getting into pretty much any movie you want in this country (and let's not even talk about rentals).

      In a very general sense, you're correct that it's primarily about political speech rights. With -very- few exceptions ("Fire!" in a crowded theater, etc), it's pretty much absolute. Various states and even the feds try to get around it, and to a certain degree they manage to. SCOTUS usually ends up smacking them down if they reach too far, though. /shrug. Being that video games really are analogous to art, however loosely one defines 'art', it's not a very large leap for the courts to bitch-slap anyone who thinks that they have the authority to limit the sale of that art to the populace at large.

    5. Re:Illinois by sqlrob · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Mandatory governmental ratings = chilling effect = violation of First amendment
      Mandatory third party ratings = violation of due process = violation of Fourth amendment

      Considering I'm 35, no, the outcry is not (just) from 14 year olds. It's from people that understand that governmental regulation screws things up more often than not.

    6. Re:Illinois by eln · · Score: 1

      Surely 'freedom of speech' means 'from political censorship by the government' far more than it applies to 'from nannying / meddling'.

      So how exactly do you define "political" speech? If the hot-button political issue of the day is a push to ban obscenity, doesn't obscenity itself become a form of political speech?

      This country was born in large part as a protest against the Crown's meddling in the private affairs of its citizens. Why would the founders have bothered putting freedom of religion in the Constitution if they were okay with the government meddling in our private lives? In this context, I find it hard to reconcile the idea that freedom of speech is limited only to protests against the government.

    7. Re:Illinois by paitre · · Score: 1

      Now if only we could get the size and scope of the US Federal Government back in-line with Constitutional limits.

      Of course, once we start talking about the specifics of what that means, people start getting a bit testy...

    8. Re:Illinois by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Well, first, the movie rating system in America is voluntary, as is its enforcement. This is why nobody gets in trouble when someone sells a 16 year old a ticket to an R-rated movie without an adult present. Personally I'm all for voluntary rating systems like the ESRB.

      Second, these laws are always worded in ways that make sales of the games in general difficult. Because these are laws with real penalties for their violation, practicality says that these games won't be on store shelves at all.

      If you want a more thorough and nuanced opinion on why these laws are bad, maybe you should try reading one of the decisions by the courts that have ruled that these laws are unconstitutional.

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    9. Re:Illinois by ShadowsHawk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The state officials had to have known about the previous strike outs in other states. This was nothing more than a dog and pony show for the upcoming elections and now the voters are paying $500,000 for it.

    10. Re:Illinois by ShadowsHawk · · Score: 1

      My poorly worded point was that Illinois is hopelessly corrupt and inefficiently run. Despite Mayor Dailey's questionable tactics, he gets the job done. That can't be said for the rest of the state in any area.

    11. Re:Illinois by servognome · · Score: 1
      Illinois State tax payers basically paid $520K for the Governor's election campaign.

      That's how a democraticly elected representative government works; make policy to appease those who will reelect you.
      Of course, when you have a disinterested voting populace, hyperbole wins over intelligent debate.
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    12. Re:Illinois by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's all Chicago's fault, nobody downstate ever voted for Blowjobovich.

    13. Re:Illinois by bigbigbison · · Score: 1

      In the USA, NO ratings on media are government enforced. Film ratings are volentary just like game ratings. Even the "X" rating is not a real rating, but rather something the porn industry has used. So the problem is, government enforced ratings for games is singling out that medium. In order for laws regulating games to be constitutional, there would have to be overwhelming evidence that games were different than films, music, or television. There is no such evidence.

      If there were government enforced ratings on other media, then it wouldn't be a problem. But as it is, it is nothing more than a moral panic perpetuated by people who don't understand gaming.

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    14. Re:Illinois by Andrew+Nagy · · Score: 1

      Hmm... okay... I'll stand corrected again.

      But I'll get tired soon.

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    15. Re:Illinois by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I know this may sound like a troll or flamebait, but have you ever considered that there is more to defining the norms and values of the US society than the US Constitution? I live in Canada and every time a controversial issue comes up in the States, the debate I hear centers around "Is it constitutional or not?". Nobody ever asks if it's good or bad for society, or for its individuals - it's like the Constitution absolves all choices, regardless of their effect.

      I'm not saying that the Constitution should be ignored in the debate about games and minors, but I think using it to allow the sales of games to minors is just as backwards as making laws that prevent such sales. It's simply a matter of "My law is bigger than your law", while the real problem (parents who aren't looking at what their children are playing/watching/listening to) is ignored.

    16. Re:Illinois by VWJedi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As much as I love the rest of the state, Chicago can take a flying leap.

      But I agree with the rest of your post...

    17. Re:Illinois by VWJedi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Which questionable tactics? Like closing (and bulldozing) a public airport in the middle of the night with no notice for no good reason? I'd say blatantly disregarding federal law and FAA regulations, spending a large sum of taxpayer money to do so, and then using more taxpayer money to pay the fines are a little more than questionable.

    18. Re:Illinois by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      Even the "X" rating is not a real rating, but rather something the porn industry has used.

      It used to be. Midnight Cowboy an A Clockwork Orange were both X rated films. The adult film industry was able to pile on it because it wasn't trademarked and anyone could use it without being officially reviewed. At that point it became so strongly linked wth porn that no one would want it on a mainstream film.

    19. Re:Illinois by Tenareth · · Score: 2, Informative

      "- it's like the Constitution absolves all choices, regardless of their effect."

      Exactly what it is designed to do, remove choice from the Government, because Governments become corrupt. Obviously it doesn't stop the government from being corrupt (ours isn't as bad as Mexico, but it's not great either). However, the constitution does limit what stupidity they can do. If the constitution is no longer considered "right", such as not letting women vote, there is a process to amend the constitution.

      It's checks and balances, the Supreme Courts biggest weapon is the Constitution, it is what it primarily uses to weigh their choices. The fact is, the parents should control their kids, not the government. The government already has too much say over kids as it is, as everybody knows... governments do a horrible job of raising kids.

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    20. Re:Illinois by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Minor nit: I think you want "uninterested" there.

    21. Re:Illinois by rblum · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well, yes, that would be questionable.

      Then again, let's not forget the politics behind that. Disneyland bought - excuse me, lobbied the Republicans - for a large no-fly zone over their grounds right after 9/11 and got it almost immediately. Daley tried to get the same over downtown Chicago, to no avail. One might speculate it's because he's a Democrat. Either way, he was pissed at the party in power - Reps. Now, coincidentally a majority of the use of Meigs airfield is by major corporations who like backing Republicans. All the small time hobby pilots were just "collateral damage" in a political pissing match.

      Still, he's getting re-elected, no matter if he wasted taxpayer money or not. That would be because he keeps things running, as opposed to the rest of Illinois. Chicago politics are always foremost about keeping the electorate happy. Heck, we lost one mayor because he didn't get the snow plowed fast enough. (Daley manages that by subcontracting his buddies in the construction industry - but the majority prefers that over actually being stuck in the snow)

    22. Re:Illinois by BruceCage · · Score: 1

      Let us not forgot that laws are based on opinion and consensus, I agree laws are necessary however censorship of entertainment such as that occurs in Germany and Australia is to put it in Penn & Teller terms, bullshit. It bothers me that government tries to manage everything there is to manage, when it comes to subjects such as this it is society that should monitor itself.

      The problem is that most of these laws are not per definition unconstitutional, however that certainly doesn't make them right.

      Personally I believe stores should not be permitted to sell directly to minors (-17y), however parents should be able to allow their children (10 years and older) to watch most forms of entertainment and play most if not all video games. Rating boards such as the ESRB should remain strictly advisory, as you said the education of children lies with the parents themselves and most definitively not with any organization or government.

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    23. Re:Illinois by Amouth · · Score: 1

      Why would you limit the buying age of a game when you don't a book? the fact that Chess uses pieces to denote the ending of another piece.. does that make it violent? What is the difference between seeing a fake animated shooting in a video game than seeing the pictures and video of real people shooting each other on the news. if you limit one you have to apply the rules to all else it is discrimination

      I don't think young kids have any biz playing GTA - I know my did will not at least not until they are able to understand that it isn't real. that is my job not uncle Sam's - inside my home I make the rules not the government, if they want to make the rules they can feel free to pay my bills.

      the other think you have to look at is that it put the responsibility of checking age on the cashier - and they had nasty criminal penalties. No of this is write..

      I under stand banned substances but I don't believe in age controlled substance.

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    24. Re:Illinois by Omestes · · Score: 1

      Damn anonymous users posting insightful comments, would rather waste my mod points on real people.

      You have a VERY good point though, most Americans do confuse "legality" with ethics, in a way were a bunch of greedy six year olds. We want our way, or else, we want everything the good of the whole be damned. But... the way our system is developed this works, which is the point of the first amendment. All of our individual self-interests get aired, weighed, and then compromised. Some greedy people want their gore and sex with no restrictions, and act self-righteous about it, and some other people want to protect their community and children and act self-righteous about it, and between these two forces of greed a compromise happens that makes both sides angery and indignant, but is generally best for the whole.

      It's America's trick, we hate the idea of communal good, but work towards it inadvertently through our own greed and self-interest, since other people with opposing views are playing the same game.

      Yes, it gets annoying, but still it works, dissent is the grease that makes America work. /. is a bad example though, since your only generally getting one point of view, the highly libertarian "gimme my rights or else!" view, where the whole point is that these people have a foil and a role to play. I think the founding fathers were smart enough to realize that all of us can be right on points, and wrong on others, that no POV is 100% correct, nor 100% wrong, they told the masses "enlightened self-interest", while actually catering to the communal good through the back door.

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    25. Re:Illinois by sqlrob · · Score: 1

      It can be shown to be Constitutional *if* it is unambigously very bad for society. Very, very few things have met that standard.

      And yes, the problem is parents are ignoring things. So solve that, don't put foam rubber around everything.

    26. Re:Illinois by bigbigbison · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I knew that, but I didn't want to bother explaining it. Laziness trumps accuracy every time!

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    27. Re:Illinois by grumbel · · Score: 1

      ### I agree laws are necessary however censorship of entertainment such as that occurs in Germany and Australia is to put it in Penn & Teller terms, bullshit.

      mandatory ratings != censorship. There really isn't much practical difference between how it works in germany and in the USA in the end, only real difference is that 'no sell to minors' is enforced by state in germany, while it is enforced by the policy of large-cooperations (Walmart) in the USA. Another difference is that germany cares about violence while USA cares about sex, which is why Fahrenheit/Indigo Prophecy got cut in USA, while in germany it got an 'age 16' rating and nobody really ever cared about that bit of sex. Its still perfectly fine to buy 'age 16' games for a ten year old in germany, the only illegal part is to sell it to them, so if the parents buy it everything is fine.

    28. Re:Illinois by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How did this get modded insightful? Without Chicago, Illinois would literally be a dearth of anything but feed farms and Lincoln tourist traps, broken up by the occasional state park (some good, some bleh). Like it or not, Chicago is classified as an Alpha Global City, and for good reason; it has some of the most interesting modern and historic architecture examples in a small area, a population that actively pursues cultural undertakings, and a mayor that knows how to get stuff done. There are problems of course (the mayor is popular and does get stuff done, but there are certain shortcuts he has to take), but so does every city. Chicago also KNOWS that they need the rest of the state, and grudgingly accepts the difference in politics and outlook. Why the rest of the state always talks nastily about Chicago smacks more of enviousness than any real beef these days.

    29. Re:Illinois by xero314 · · Score: 1
      Mandatory governmental ratings = chilling effect = violation of First amendment
      Mandatory third party ratings = violation of due process = violation of Fourth amendment
      1st - Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances
      4th - The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

      Allow me to supply another equation:
      constitutional amendment + missenterpretation = outrage Might I suggest this as a starting point.
    30. Re:Illinois by sqlrob · · Score: 1

      14th applies these to to all layers of government.

      There is precedent for the speech to have to cause imminent harm for there to be a priori regulation.

      The violation of fifth (I was mistaken saying fourth, I meant fifth) by mandatory third party ratings has been established by precedent (movie ratings)

    31. Re:Illinois by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Enviousness?

      I think you have about two more suffixes than you actually need there.

    32. Re:Illinois by BeardsmoreA · · Score: 1

      I guess you do it in roughly the way we do here in the UK, with an independent body (the BBFC) tasked with rating these things. Yeah, it has draw backs. I'm not weighing in heavily for or against here, just wondering why it pushes peoples buttons so much...

    33. Re:Illinois by BeardsmoreA · · Score: 1

      I have to disagree with part of that - we have plenty of 15 and 18 rated films and games in the UK, (practically any action film or 'realistic' violent game will be given such a rating). These hit the shelves and do just fine, despite real penalties for sales to minors. Maybe the problem in the US would be more certain of your major mega-corps (I'm looking at Walmart) pulling anything with a high rating - am I right in thinking this already happens with the ESRB M rated titles?

  8. PS3 by HappySqurriel · · Score: 3, Interesting

    PS3 being #1 makes sense ...

    Last year at this time everyone was bashing how poor the XBox 360 launch and how expensive it turned out, many people even said "Why would you spend $400 on an XBox 360 when you can buy the more powerful PS3 (that comes with a Blu-Ray player) for less?"

    It's amazing how much change 12 months can bring ...

    1. Re:PS3 by GeckoX · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Getting tired of all the PS3 bashing. A week ago, I didn't care really either way, never been an early adopter. Historically, I'm a sony guy, never been wronged by them. My oldest electronics are all Sony. Heck, my phone is Sony, it's ~15 years old. I've had a dozen other cordless phones over the past 6 years or so...and guess what the ONLY one that keeps on ticking is?

      Anyways, back to the point. My wife won a PS3 at her staff christmas party this past weekend. Now that I've got one in my hands I can absolutely say without a doubt that there is a TON of FUD surrounding this machine. It is not a PS2. It's a media centre plain and simple. It is a VERY impressive bit of kit. In typical Sony fashion, it's an incredibly well engineered console.

      Let me list a few things:

      1) Add it up. To get an xbox 360, with comparable addons to what the PS3 ships with...you are within $50 dollars of the price of the PS3.
      2) You can't put a PC together with all of the features in the PS3 for the price it is selling for.
      3) It Just Works
      4) Yet again, it really is fully backwards compatible. (The ONLY complaints in this area is that it doesn't upsample ps2 games to 1080p very well. Cry me a frickin river. The PS2 didn't support that, PS2 games don't support that...god forbid Sony wasn't able to squeeze that 'magic' feature in there for all older games)
      5) Browsing the internet within 5 minutes of pulling it out of the box.
      6) Bluetooth and USB2. The number of standard PC peripherals that 'just work' with it is freaking awesome.

      Oh, and know what? Yeah, it's the 'crippled' 20g version. Crippled my ass. The ONLY thing that is even remotely lacking when comparing the two is the built in network wifi. Nothing that my 40$ wifi bridge I already had in my entertainment unit didn't instantly solve.

      Bash it all you want, but I'll tell you a couple things right now:
      a) It's here to stay
      b) It is NOT and will not be a flop
      and c) All the bs bashing is really just helping Sony anyways, so keep it up :)

      Ahh, and after doing some research into the 'overwhelming number of defective units'...bullshit. Pure bullshit. This has not been substantiated ANYWHERE. Most of the units that Sony has taken back have not actually been broken in any way. People are sending them back for being hot. (They blow a lot of heat, but aren't actually all that hot themseoves). People are sending them back because they can't turn it on. (The buttons on the front of the unit aren't standard 'buttons', they use some sort of a sensor that triggers from the electrical conductivity of your skin) People are sending them back because the composite cable 'doesn't work'.

      Anecdote on that last one. Upon receiving this unit, I was somewhat biased due to all the FUD about the number of defective units etc etc (crap is everywhere). Hearing that half of all units have been returned etc etc. (Completely and utterly untrue) Plugged it in, got it up and running etc. Threw in Talladega Nights just for kicks. A few minutes into playback, screen goes blank...audio is still there. I check the usual suspects..wiggle the composite cable a bit and there we go. ARgh...I MUST have a defective unit...ah well I'll deal for a few days to see if it's a real problem. I move the unit elsewhere in my stereo unit the next day. Plug it all in, and nothing will output to my TV. Play with the composite cable, and it feels like there is something keeping it from inserting properly...must be defective. Try a bit more force...nope. Dammit. Don't want to break it...ahh fuck it.

      Sure enough, if you actually push the cable in, it locks in place snugly. The ONLY reason that I didn't realize this right away is because of all the BS out there about what a piece of crap the PS3 is. I bought into it.

      In fact, the truth is that it is incredibly well engineered. Now I know.

      Nobody is perfect, sure they were overly optimistic with their original release plans...shit happens when you're depending on bleeding edge tech for

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    2. Re:PS3 by HappySqurriel · · Score: 1

      I actually wasn't talking directly about the "PS3" as much as I was trying to point out how far people's expectations were from reality.

    3. Re:PS3 by valathax · · Score: 5, Funny

      I agree, the PS3 is definately worth it if it is free.

    4. Re:PS3 by Thraxen · · Score: 1

      [1) Add it up. To get an xbox 360, with comparable addons to what the PS3 ships with...you are within $50 dollars of the price of the PS3.]

      Fair enough. But the main gripe has been whether or not forcing people to buy a BR drive was a good move for a console, not whether or not is was a good price for a BR player.

      [2) You can't put a PC together with all of the features in the PS3 for the price it is selling for.]

      True, although rather pointless. PC and consoles are two different markets. The price one market will accept had nothing to do with what is acceptable in the other market. This goes back to point #1.

      [3) It Just Works]

      Haha... depends on who you ask. For people with 1080i CRTs that may not be all that accurate. See also the points below.

      [4) Yet again, it really is fully backwards compatible. (The ONLY complaints in this area is that it doesn't upsample ps2 games to 1080p very well. Cry me a frickin river. The PS2 didn't support that, PS2 games don't support that...god forbid Sony wasn't able to squeeze that 'magic' feature in there for all older games)]

      Sure, the the PS2 didn't scale the games, but Sony also didn't bill the PS2 as the beginning of the HD era (see also #4). You seem to be forgetting that most of the gripes against Sony are based in what was promised vs what was delivered. At the end of the day you are still left with the fact that PS2 games actually look worse on the PS3.

      [5) Browsing the internet within 5 minutes of pulling it out of the box.]

      OK.

      [6) Bluetooth and USB2. The number of standard PC peripherals that 'just work' with it is freaking awesome.]

      Hahaha... ask the people who have been having issues with the bluetooth controllers losing synchronization with the console in the middles of games how awesome the bluetooth is. Also, I find it totally absurd that you sometimes have to plug the controllers into the console to re-synchronize them. The Wii is bluetooth also and this is not required... in fact, I don't even think there is a way to plug them into the console.

      Anyway, it's great that it is working for you. I plan on getting one down the road after all the kinks are gone and the price has dropped because I can't resist some of the exclusives (like the Rachet & Clank series). Pretty much every console launch has bugs to work out, but this goes deeper than that. The reason Sony has been getting so much negative press is they bashed MS for their launch and their kinks and ended up having worse issues. Sony also has a bad record of promising the world and then not delivering. They also had a lot of public resentment built up from blunders like the rootkits. The public frustration with Sony goes deeper than just the PS3 launch. You can claim all the negative press is FUD all you want, but don't forget that most of it is in direct response to all of Sony's constant FUD.

    5. Re:PS3 by rjung2k · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Let me list a few things:"

      Putting aside your entire message sounds like a Sony astroturf plant, I notice you didn't list anything having to do with the most important criteria for a video game system -- fun and games. At least the Wii can genuinely claim to deliver a new and more immersive video-gaming experience; to the layman, the PS3 is just Sony's rebranding of an XBox.

      Paying $500-$600 to play the same games you can already get with an XBox 360 or a PS2 doesn't seem smart to me. But then, since you got yours for free, I guess that's moot...

    6. Re:PS3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah that's nice and all... You go through all this description of how magnificent the tech is. Fine. Games, man, how are the GAMES? THAT is what is important for a GAME CONSOLE. THAT is what will decide if it is a flop or not. And right now, until some of these purported XBox killers come out, there really ain't much to get excited about games-wise. Hence... not looking so good right now.

    7. Re:PS3 by djSpinMonkey · · Score: 1

      I agree! The PS3 is awesome! It's like drinking unicorn giggles!

    8. Re:PS3 by Iamthefallen · · Score: 1

      Wow, a Slashdot post that so closely matches the spoof ad that I'm not entirely sure whether it's an attempt at humor or not.

      So who's gonna play the part of the hot Wii chick?

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    9. Re:PS3 by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 1
      It's amazing how much change 12 months can bring ...

      In 12 months, remember you said that :)

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  9. Gaming's Biggest Blunder of 2006? by Penguin's+Advocate · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Neverwinter Nights 2

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    1. Re:Gaming's Biggest Blunder of 2006? by Das+Modell · · Score: 1

      That's the first thing that I thought of when I read "Gaming's Biggest Blunders of 2006."

    2. Re:Gaming's Biggest Blunder of 2006? by je+ne+sais+quoi · · Score: 1

      Hah! Yeah that's what I thought of too. I find it amusing is that the "came back to nwn after nwn2" thread over at bioware is five pages long. This on a game that was released in June, 2002. And they still have one more patch coming for it, which will hopefully have rideable horses. (registration required for that link, here's the google cache).

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    3. Re:Gaming's Biggest Blunder of 2006? by robaal · · Score: 1

      > (registration required for that link

      No it's not...

  10. Gamespot also has decent coverage by The-Bus · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I also enjoyed GameSpot's coverage ( Dubious Honors 2006 ). If anyone's keeping track, the biggest "loser" this year was EA who was mentioned several times in both articles. I'd have to agree. Next year, everyone can get their hand on whatever hardware they want. Bad games will stay bad and be lost to history. But we're still going to be dealing with overuse of in-game ads and microtransactions for in-game cheats thanks to EA.

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    1. Re:Gamespot also has decent coverage by gmezero · · Score: 1

      If I remember right, wasn't EA also the company that brought us "Retail box with no game inside of it"?

  11. Looks like Nintendo's PR department missed one... by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 1, Flamebait
    Despite all the Nintendo PR cover-up about the defective Wii controllers (e.g., SlashDot's "it's a replacement program, not a recall" wuss-out), it looks like the flaks missed one guy. Take a look at #7:
    7. Nintendo Says 'when hand gets sweaty, simply wipe 'em' The Nintendo Wii, current darling of the videogame press, has a dark side: it can kill unexpectedly. Kill televisions, that is, especially expensive HDTVs. With a flick of the wrist. The Wii remote straps that shipped with the first systems were wispy, flimsy, and -- in a word -- an imminent threat to high-end home entertainment equipment, windowpanes, and sibling noggins everywhere. It's really inexcusable.
  12. Re:Looks like Nintendo's PR department missed one. by Chris+Burke · · Score: 3, Funny

    Looks like Mario and Luigi may have to pay this gentleman a friendly visit.

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  13. A Sad Day by AnotherAnonymousUser · · Score: 1

    Killing off E3 T_T.

    1. Re:A Sad Day by Crasty · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Killing off E3 was the ultimate Anti-blunder. The show hasn't been any good since it was in Atlanta. At least then it was fun. When it went back to L.A. it was unproductive, AND boring.

    2. Re:A Sad Day by dohzer · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but at least there is no reason for people to have to go near Atlanta anymore.

  14. Re:Looks like Nintendo's PR department missed one. by necrognome · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The controllers are not defective. PEBWAC.

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  15. Stupid Nintendo by LikeTheSearchEngine · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yes, as I was about to say :

    From TFA:

    "7. Nintendo Says 'when hand gets sweaty, simply wipe 'em'

    The Nintendo Wii, current darling of the videogame press, has a dark side...

    It's really inexcusable. If your commercials show beautiful people thrashing about in the throes of videogame ecstasy, you have to expect that consumers are going to want to do the same. But those models in your commercials are trained professionals working in a controlled environment. As soon as you take that lethal Wii remote out into the Real World, accidents are possible, even likely. "

    Yes, Nintendo made a huge blunder by showing professionals using their console. We all made the same mistake: we assumed these were professional models and/or actors. In reality, they were professional "hold'er-on'er"s, who had abundant professional experience which allowed them to maintain a grasp, however tenuous, on the wiimote, instead of letting go like blithering retar... I mean, your average user.

    No disclaimer Nintendo? For shame.

    1. Re:Stupid Nintendo by HappySqurriel · · Score: 1

      If your commercials show beautiful people thrashing about in the throes of videogame ecstasy, you have to expect that consumers are going to want to do the same. But those models in your commercials are trained professionals working in a controlled environment. As soon as you take that lethal Wii remote out into the Real World, accidents are possible, even likely.

      Does this mean I can sue beer companies when I go drinking, hit-on women and get slapped?

  16. Re:Is "Warcraft Expansion missing Xmas 2006" there by Shivetya · · Score: 1

    Uh no, why? Because those who were going to buy it or get it as a gift will still get it in January 07. Parents will get it for their children regardless.

    Hell a lady here at work bought her sons each a 32" LCD and she mentioned World of Warcraft as the primary reason for it. (granted she got them at brand smart) but still...

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  17. Re:Looks like Nintendo's PR department missed one. by Thraxen · · Score: 1

    Ummm... there was nothing defective about the controller at all. First, it was the strap (which I don't even use and have yet to break my TV). Second, the original strap was fine for normal people, the new version is basically the strap for dummies.

  18. Sony screwed the pooch sooooo bad... by trdrstv · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Last year at this time everyone was bashing how poor the XBox 360 launch and how expensive it turned out, many people even said "Why would you spend $400 on an XBox 360 when you can buy the more powerful PS3 (that comes with a Blu-Ray player) for less?"



    Let's not forget how Sony Slammed Microsoft for botching a World wide launch (despite MS shipping greater numbers and actually making it world wide), and how they also Slammed the Wii for being 'just a gimmick' before adding tilt functions into their controller. I wonder how Sony's investors, (and executives) keep being "overly optimistic".

    1. Re:Sony screwed the pooch sooooo bad... by SharpFang · · Score: 1

      I wonder how Sony's investors, (and executives) keep being "overly optimistic".

      In their situation it's very easy. If they say "This is gonna be a disaster", they still are overly optimistic.

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  19. Re:Looks like Nintendo's PR department missed one. by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Ummm... there was nothing defective about the controller at all.


    I speak for the general public when I say that it's probably a good thing you aren't an engineer or manager. From the consumer's perspective (the only one that counts), the strap IS part of the controller because it came with the controller.

    ...the original strap was fine for normal people, the new version is basically the strap for dummies.


    Again, if you're developing for consumers, you need to assume that a significant portion of your buyers will be dummies. Smart companies spend time testing their products in "dummy" sitations precisely for this reason: to figure out what bad things can happen when consumers use their products in a way other than was originally intended around a theoretical white board.

    Kudos to Nintendo for trying to fix their fuck-up, but it was a fuck-up, and one that could have been avoided with a better "beta" program.
  20. Re:Looks like Nintendo's PR department missed one. by LikeTheSearchEngine · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A good comparison was brought up in an earlier newspost.

    Do manufacturers of footballs or baseballs hold the liability when their product goes through a window or tossed into someone's face?

    The wiimote is not designed to be thrown. When the wiimote is thrown, the strap can break, resulting in harm or damage.

    Kitchens knives are not designed to be thrown, cause much more hard they are thrown, and don't even come with a wrist strap!

    " Smart companies spend time testing their products in "dummy" sitations precisely for this reason: to figure out what bad things can happen when consumers use their products in a way other than was originally intended around a theoretical white board."

    Only a dummy would throw knives around the house, but the product is not safeguarded against this. Are knife manufacturers now responsible for all harm caused by throwing steak knives within the home?

    It was nice of them to include a wrist strap, but if they hadn't included one no one would blame the lack of one on losing their grip on the remote.

    I should note that I don't own any nintendo products past the N64.

  21. Re:Looks like Nintendo's PR department missed one. by HappySqurriel · · Score: 1

    Again, if you're developing for consumers, you need to assume that a significant portion of your buyers will be dummies. Smart companies spend time testing their products in "dummy" sitations precisely for this reason: to figure out what bad things can happen when consumers use their products in a way other than was originally intended around a theoretical white board.

    Kudos to Nintendo for trying to fix their fuck-up, but it was a fuck-up, and one that could have been avoided with a better "beta" program.


    Honestly, this is something a testing program would never catch ...

    The strap only breaks when adults (one would assume reasonably large or athletic men) push the limits beyond what most people would feel comfortable with; when someone is testing something for a company (in particular if they are watched testing something) they react to it like it was glass. The limitations of the strap could only be tested by morons who will treat a $40 controller like it was a $2 toy they got with their happy meal.

  22. Re:Looks like Nintendo's PR department missed one. by fistfullast33l · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Yeah, it's pretty funny to watch everyone defend Nintendo here. If this were any other company except Apple, people would be laughing out loud at Nintendo. It's crazy that you already have 7 responses defending Nintendo as it being the user's fault. If it's a widespread issue and the federal government is getting involved, then there obviously is a problem.

    The comments on wiihaveaproblem.com are also getting quite cute as well.

  23. Re:Looks like Nintendo's PR department missed one. by El+Gigante+de+Justic · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I speak for the general public when I say that it's probably a good thing you aren't an engineer or manager. From the consumer's perspective (the only one that counts), the strap IS part of the controller because it came with the controller.

    As an engineer, I'm going to have to counter this by saying that when used as designed, the Wii wrist straps function perfectly fine. Even in the videos of "professionals" "flailing in video game ecstacy", they aren't swinging their arms around as fast as possible. In my opinion the original straps were fine but Wii Sports should have integrated more splash screens with reminders to use smooth steady motions and NOT swing your arm as hard as possible.

          You'd think common sense would come into play in cases like this, but then again, this is the country where they have to put warning labels on lawn mowers telling you to not reach underneath it while its running in order to pick it up and use it to trim your hedges.

  24. Re:Looks like Nintendo's PR department missed one. by amuro98 · · Score: 1

    Sorry, but if a 7-year old kid can swing the controller hard enough to lose her grip, snap the strap, and still nail the TV hard enough to damage the screen, there's something wrong.

    It would be one thing if the Wii wasn't intended for children. However, even Nintendo's demo kiosks show happy smiling children and adults swinging their arms with enough force to chuck the remote across the room.

    And even if there wasn't a problem, why did Nintendo release the Wii in Europe with a much thicker lanyard compared to the US and Japan?

    The only thing that keeps this from being a continuing comedy of errors is the fact that Nintendo has bowed to public pressure and is offering free, stronger, wrist straps to all customers. Hopefully this will end the problem.

  25. Re:Looks like Nintendo's PR department missed one. by LikeTheSearchEngine · · Score: 1

    I'm not defending nintendo for any reason beyond the FACT that a double standard is being applied here. No other product needs to be safeguarded against idiotic usage. The strap is in the same vein as a dead-man switch on a chainsaw or lawnmower (aside from the obvious difference in scale), but abuse of the strap is the same as abuse of that dead man switch. If you duct tape the dead man switch on your riding mower in the active position, and then you get mauled by the while working on it, (like an idiot), the manufacturer is not liable.

    If you lose your grip on the wiimote, the strap will prevent your from dropping it and potentially breaking it. If you throw the wiimote, (improper usage), the strap will also stop it. If you throw it really, really hard, (really, really improper usage) the strap may break, and whatever you threw it at may also become broken.

    People, this is like putting "Warning, may contain nuts." on a jar of nuts. AND THEN getting sued because someone ate them anyway, and had a mild allergic reaction.

  26. Backyard Baseball 2007 GameCube by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    What's the deal with this title? It was supposed to be out in April, then August, then November, and now Amazon has April 2007 as the release date. I have a strong personal interest in seeing this title since I was the lead tester for the first Backyard Baseball GC (2004). That was a fun title since the developer tried to sneak in various phallic symbols and the middle finger into a kids game. Does Atari/Infogrames only have enough money to release one title at a time?

    1. Re:Backyard Baseball 2007 GameCube by no+reason+to+be+here · · Score: 1

      maybe because by the time it comes out in 2007, it won't be Backyard Baseball 2007 GameCube anymore. or maybe it will be, but it will be simultaneously released with Backyard Baseball 2007 Wii. just a hunch.

    2. Re:Backyard Baseball 2007 GameCube by roskakori · · Score: 2, Funny
      What's the deal with this title? It was supposed to be out in April, then August, then November, and now Amazon has April 2007 as the release date.
      I heard they changed its name to "Backyard Baseball Forever" and moved the release date to early 2008.
    3. Re:Backyard Baseball 2007 GameCube by Firefly1 · · Score: 1

      See also in this vein: the game adaptation of Christian Gosset's The Red Star. This was one of the projects Akklaim had pretty much ready to go - reviews and a demo version were already out and about - when they folded back in '04.
      Fast-forward two years. XS Games picks up this property, claims an August ship date. Which then slips into September... October... November... and now early January.
      It turns out there is something resembling an explanation for this (something about making premature claims before actually signing the paperwork), but what's really galling about this - aside from the repeated slipping on a game which is by all accounts done - is the total lack of any explanation from XS Games (and their apparent distributor, Jack of All Games) for this behavior.

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  27. Disaster of 3DO Proportions by blueZhift · · Score: 1

    Overpriced console, selling in small quantities, with relatively few games.... Unless Sony does something quickly, they could have a disaster of 3DO-like proportions. I'd say that if they've managed to solve their manufacturing problems, they need to churn those suckers out and cut the price to at least match the 360.

    Even though they've missed the holiday season, for the sake of 3rd parties, they need to get more PS3s into consumer hands asap. Even the large 3rd parties can only sit on unsold PS3 games and the loss they entail, for so long. Also, during the holiday season, many may be willing to spend more for something like a console, but once that period has passed and sanity sets in, the high price of the PS3 is going to prove to be a formidable barrier.

    1. Re:Disaster of 3DO Proportions by GeckoX · · Score: 1

      FUD. I already responded at the same level as your post, so read that for a lot of why, but I will respond directly to a couple of points.

      Does anyone remember the PS2 launch? Anyone at all? Same pile of shit, different console. Ahh, and look at how the PS2 crashed and burned...riiight.

      As well, and I'll state this again...if you also buy the addons required for the 360 to match what the PS3 comes with out of the box...they're almost identical in price!!! Nevermind that if you look at the PS2 launch price, throw in inflation, and oh looky there! PS3 launch price. Nevermind what you get out of the box with it. Nevermind that you can't put a PC together with the same features for that price. And nevermind that 2 years from now it'll be selling for ~300$.

      Then you try to compare it to 3D0. How many games play on the PS3? Care to hazard a guess? Anyone? Lets just say that it is, right now, exponentially more than 3D0 EVER had.

      Nevermind that when the 3D0 came out, the just sat there for the most part...just about NO one was buying the damned things. Yep, very very similar to the PS3...Sony just can't unload the damned things...sheesh.

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    2. Re:Disaster of 3DO Proportions by caffeinatedOnline · · Score: 1

      Fanboism. Let me respond to a couple of your points. All the add ons for the Xbox360, which, I might add, are not forced upon the consumer. Who cares if it 'matches what the PS3' costs if you get all the add ons. I for one don't care about high-def DVD, and could care less if my console is WiFi enabled. At least with the 360, it is not being forced on me, I can choose to add those items on if I want. And for all extent and purposes, I can easily put together a PC with the same features for the same price, probably less. It obviously won't have a Cell processor, or blu-ray drive, but the 'features' will be the exact same.

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    3. Re:Disaster of 3DO Proportions by HappySqurriel · · Score: 4, Informative

      Nevermind that if you look at the PS2 launch price, throw in inflation, and oh looky there! PS3 launch price.

      PS2 Launch Price 2000 dollars = $300, adjusted for inflation $348.08 ...

      Then you try to compare it to 3D0. How many games play on the PS3? Care to hazard a guess? Anyone? Lets just say that it is, right now, exponentially more than 3D0 EVER had.

      List of 3DO games: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_3DO_games

      Does anyone remember the PS2 launch? Anyone at all? Same pile of shit, different console. Ahh, and look at how the PS2 crashed and burned...riiight.

      The PS2 launched with over 700,000 systems in Japan on day one and had sold over 1 Million by the end of its first month (March 00); in North America there were 500,000 systems at launch and they sold over 1 Million by the end of 2000 (2.5 months). The PS2 was unavailable largely because the demand was so great that Sony could not produce them fast enough; the PS3 is unavailable because Sony has produced too few of units.

    4. Re:Disaster of 3DO Proportions by Phudman · · Score: 1
      Does anyone remember the PS2 launch? Anyone at all? Same pile of shit, different console. Ahh, and look at how the PS2 crashed and burned...riiight.

      When the PS2 was launched it's main competition was the N64, which was winding down, and the Dreamcast with cashed strapped Sega. Now Sony has launched with the established Xbox360 and the red hot sales of the Wii.

    5. Re:Disaster of 3DO Proportions by 7Prime · · Score: 1

      So what you're saying is the PS2 launch was actually more similar to the Wii launch, right?

      And look how the PS2 crashed and burned... riiiiight.

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    6. Re:Disaster of 3DO Proportions by Omestes · · Score: 1

      Who mentioned the Wii? The topic was the PS2 vs. the PS3, the Wii might be closer to the PS2, but the PS3 is still a rather large disappointment, and has a real risk of failing (to the fanboys, I said risk, not inevitability). The Wii might be like the PS2 (doubtful), I personally think that we have enough history to start predicting that it will repeat itself. We only have two truly modern launches for comparison, the PS1/N64/DC launch, and the PS2/GC/Xbox launch, both of which had very different results and circumstances than today.

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    7. Re:Disaster of 3DO Proportions by AdmiralWeirdbeard · · Score: 1

      "Does anyone remember the PS2 launch? Anyone at all? Same pile of shit, different console. Ahh, and look at how the PS2 crashed and burned...riiight"
      Actually, comparing the two launches and reactions is a complete red herring. PS2 launched first of that generation, by a considerable margin. The comparison you mean to make is PS2 and 360. That is apples to apples. Everybody bitched about the launch price of the 360, and how horribly its launch sales were, but now its the dominant next-gen console, and will likely remain there simply by virtue of having gained a solid fucking foothold. Or you want to compare GameCube to PS3. that is almost apples to apples, cause again, the PS3 is waaaay more expensive than its competition, whereas the gamecube was competitively priced. You can spout inflation-adjustment BS all you want. But you're not citing figures, and you're ignoring the proportional relation between the PS3's price and the 360 and the Wii. That is why its SOOO expensive. get over it.

      "Nevermind that you can't put a PC together with the same features for that price"

      how about, Nevermind that you cant put together either ps3 for that price, and Sony is taking massive losses banking on software licenses down the line paying them back, while Nintendo is making a profit on every Wii from launch on, and Microsoft has already established a dominant place for the 360 no matter what the ps3 brings that it doesnt.

      Sorry for the run-on sentence, but there was just so, so much wrong with what you were saying i wanted it to be all in one breath for effect.

      Saying that 3DO and ps3 are different because there was no demand for the 3DO is bullshit. The effect is the same: low market incentive for 3rd party developers to pay a license fee to develop for the system. Now, this will obviously change if Sony pulls their heads out and starts keeping up with demand. But if they dont, demand will slacken, and they will fail to have a decent foothold in market-share. Like gamecube, except $600. I mean, both nintendo and sony screwed the pooch on launch volume, bigtime. But nintendo had 25% of their promised launch numbers and Sony had maybe 7% or 8%.
      Lastly, this is purely personal experience, but I've seen ps3's on the shelves (granted only 2, but still) whereas Wiis were still being distributed by waiting list and voucher lines forming at 5 and 6 am when friends went to vie for one last sunday. This, to me, rather soundly invalidates the Sony fan-boy line that people are only buying wiis cause they cant get ps3's.

      If sony doesnt get its shit together, the ps3 will not have a market-share large enough to make long-lasting 3rd party development viable, and will thus not be able to recoup the massive losses they're taking on each console sold, not to mention R&D, and will end up being rather drastically hurt in the long run, as a company.
      this is purely my opinion, and you may feel free to disagree with my analysis of the matter.

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    8. Re:Disaster of 3DO Proportions by ClamIAm · · Score: 1

      The PS2 was unavailable largely because the demand was so great that Sony could not produce them fast enough; the PS3 is unavailable because Sony has produced too few of units.

      What the fuck? These two statements mean exactly the same thing. The parent was exactly right: both launches had shortages, as well as Sony execs spewing FUD all over the place. Oh, and don't forget the shitty launch games.

      Go ahead and delude yourself if you want. I'll just wait for the PS3 disc-read error, so I can laugh at all the fatties who bent over to beta-test Sony's new baby.

    9. Re:Disaster of 3DO Proportions by HappySqurriel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What the fuck? These two statements mean exactly the same thing. The parent was exactly right: both launches had shortages, as well as Sony execs spewing FUD all over the place. Oh, and don't forget the shitty launch games.

      A supply driven shortage is quite a bit different than a demand driven shortage, regardless of whether they sort-of have similar results; a demand driven shortage is caused because a product is so popular you can not meet demand, a supply shortage is where you can not supply enough units regardless of demand. Currently, the PS3 could only meet the demand of the amazingly popular NGage.

    10. Re:Disaster of 3DO Proportions by ClamIAm · · Score: 1
    11. Re:Disaster of 3DO Proportions by HappySqurriel · · Score: 1

      I'm not talking about "Shortage" as defined in theoritical ecconomics ... I'm talking about it in a common-sense fashion ...

      When you have a product in a market where a poorly performing product will sell 250,000 in the month of November, a typical product will sell 500,000 units in the month of November and a Popular product will sell 1,000,000 units in that month, you can't only supply 200,000 units in that month and proclaim that you're popular because you sold out; unless the demand for the PS3 was far below the worst performing surviving console in the past 10 years the PS3 was ensured to sell out with the number of units supplied.

      Essentially, your (remarkably stupid) argument is that if you have a country (like North Korea) that has had a massive drought and famine for 10 years has a shortage of food because demand is so high; the reality is that the demand for food in that country is typical of most countries (possibly less because people have been starving for so long) and a lack of any reasonable supply is causing the shortage.

    12. Re:Disaster of 3DO Proportions by ClamIAm · · Score: 1

      I'm not talking about "Shortage" as defined in theoritical ecconomics ... I'm talking about it in a common-sense fashion

      Where do you think we invented the concept of "shortage" (or "supply", or "demand")? Oh right, in economics.

      Dude, this stuff isn't that hard. Your school probably has Econ classes, go take one. Then you might actually understand what I'm saying.

    13. Re:Disaster of 3DO Proportions by HappySqurriel · · Score: 1

      Dude, this stuff isn't that hard. Your school probably has Econ classes, go take one. Then you might actually understand what I'm saying.

      You think "Shortage", "Supply" and "Demand" were defined originally in ecconomics?

      I took ecconomics, I graduated with my degrees (math and computer-science) several years ago and as I said before I'm talking about this in a common sense fashion not the theoritical ecconomics fashion; and in ecconomics they're very careful to use the terms "Quantity Supplied" and "Quantity Demanded" because of the confusion caused by the common sense understanding of "Supply" and "Demand".

      In theoritical ecconomics, selling out of candy-canes in North America at Christmas is the same as a long term famine in that the Quantity Demanded exceeded the Quantity Supplied and the Price of the Candy Canes (or all food) should have been increased in order for the Quantity Supplied to meet the Quantity Demanded.

      Oh yeah ... if I can't use terms as they're generally used outside of ecconomics you may not use Neighborhood to mean the community in which you live because in Mathematical analysis they refer to a collection of points which surround a point of interest.

    14. Re:Disaster of 3DO Proportions by ClamIAm · · Score: 1

      Oh, you're right, we totally weren't using those terms in an economic sense. Oh wait.

      Also, what exactly is "theoritical ecconomics"?

  28. Re:Looks like Nintendo's PR department missed one. by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 1
    ...when used as designed, the Wii wrist straps function perfectly fine...


    That's basically my point. "Used as designed" is insufficient and the result of poor planning; consumers rarely use products exactly "as designed."

  29. Blast from the Past by InfinityWpi · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Last year's #5? Nintendo's Revolution's big thing was being a Gamecube with a motion-sensing controller. In 2005, derided for being underpowered and gimmicky. ... yeah, looks like that -really- screwed up Nintendo there. They made a terrible mistake, making a system that out-sold the PS3 (Yeah, yeah, they had more available... still counts!).

    Makes me wonder, at the end of 2007, which item from this list will we look back on and say, "Y'know, that really wasn't a bad thing..."

    1. Re:Blast from the Past by DDLKermit007 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, Next Gen doesn't exactly write insightful articles anymore. They just write sensationalists crap anymore. They need to go cuddle up with EA & die together.

  30. Re:Is "Warcraft Expansion missing Xmas 2006" there by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    Blizzard might be in a different position, but most video game companies (like most retail operations) live or die on the Christmas sales. That's why so many games are released unfinished just before the holidays.

  31. Re:Is "Warcraft Expansion missing Xmas 2006" there by El+Gigante+de+Justic · · Score: 1

    Maybe it's a good thing it didn't come out before Christmas 2006, so that WoW players don't have as much of an excuse for avoiding interaction with their family on Christmas day.

  32. The blunder was putting the on the strap AT ALL. by LikeTheSearchEngine · · Score: 1

    If there wasn't a strap, no one would be expecting it to prevent the controller from colliding with breakable things! People would have to rely on their own SELF RESTRAINT to do it. However, since the strap is there and it has broken on a few dozen occasions, people blame a faulty product. Who will blame Louisville Slugger if one of their bats gets thrown, and maims an onlooker?

    Only misuse could result in that scenario. Guess what, the same misuse is occuring here.

  33. Re:Looks like Nintendo's PR department missed one. by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 1
    It was nice of them to include a wrist strap, but if they hadn't included one no one would blame the lack of one on losing their grip on the remote.


    You may be surprised, but I completely agree with you here. They may have had fewer throwing incidents if people didn't think there was a strap to keep them from losing complete control of the remote.

    A better other-product analogy to use here rather than footballs and knives would be a railing on a staircase that appeared to be attached but really was not. In this case the appearance of security was there, but not the reality.
  34. Re:Looks like Nintendo's PR department missed one. by Mr.+Hankey · · Score: 1

    I have the wii console; it still amazes me that someone could break the strap that comes with the controller. It looks and feels just as strong as the one on my digital camera. I've never let go of the controller myself, nor has any one of the approximately two dozen people who have tried the system since I bought it. My wife did smack our television once while playing tennis, but she was just too close to the screen and neither the TV nor the controller sustained any real damage.

    I'd be willing to bet that the people who broke the strap were angry at missing a shot or something similar, and actively tried to throw the controller in frustration. To that end, I don't care how foolproof you try to design something. Fools will still find a way to exceed design parameters. More interesting might be the fact that the controllers in the stories I've heard still function, despite being thrown at these sort of velocities.

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  35. Re:Looks like Nintendo's PR department missed one. by HappySqurriel · · Score: 1

    Sorry, but if a 7-year old kid can swing the controller hard enough to lose her grip, snap the strap, and still nail the TV hard enough to damage the screen, there's something wrong.

    I haven't read about a case like this ... then again, if you produce a TV that can't withstand the force of a 7 year old throwing something at the screen should you be held accountable? After all a moronic 7 year old might throw the remote at the screen ...

    It would be one thing if the Wii wasn't intended for children. However, even Nintendo's demo kiosks show happy smiling children and adults swinging their arms with enough force to chuck the remote across the room.

    So, since I see comercials of happy adults and children eating potato chips it is the manufacturers fault that I eat 2Kg of chips a day and become 400 lbs?

    And even if there wasn't a problem, why did Nintendo release the Wii in Europe with a much thicker lanyard compared to the US and Japan?

    Who knows why they changed, maybe the new strap is less fray resistent or maybe their supplier could no longer supply the larger strap. The reason they replaced the strap was because there were reports of people breaking their TVs and Nintendo wanted to limit their liability by ensuring that the only excuse for this ever happening was that the user disregarded their warning screen and didn't have their wrist strap attached.

  36. Mod Parent UP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mod Parent UP!

    I had the same thoughts, if last year's were proved to be so wrong in such a stunning example, what "problems" won't be next year?

  37. Re:Is "Warcraft Expansion missing Xmas 2006" there by rob1980 · · Score: 0, Troll

    Is "World of Warcraft Expansion missing Christmas 2006" one of the items listed there?

    RTFA.

  38. Re:Looks like Nintendo's PR department missed one. by MrMickS · · Score: 1

    Well the class action might get to the bottom of this, if it ever makes it to court. It does look as though Nintendo doesn't have too much of a problem here though. If people decide to throw Wiimote, contrary to the instructions Nintendo print in the manual, then they only have themselves to blame. The number of people coming up with copycat issues looks like people circling to try and get something out of Nintendo for free. The way that the Wii is selling it doesn't look to be too much of a problem to me.

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  39. My personal choice.. by The+Living+Fractal · · Score: 1

    Oblivion.

    Not because it wasn't a beautiful game. It was.

    But, sadly, I never completed the main quest line. An NPC bugged out on me and I could find no console commands to fix it. Add to that I had no recent saved games I could continue from and I just gave up entirely.

    I do plan to go back and play it through again.. Maybe soon. I might even get that Knights of the Nine add-on.

    TLF

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    1. Re:My personal choice.. by mythosaz · · Score: 1

      A minor point, but any quest or NPC flag should be command-line fixable. The UESP Wiki has every quest documented quite well, most of them with item/flag command-line information. http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:Oblivion

    2. Re:My personal choice.. by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      "no console commands"

      I suspect he played it on the X360, not on a PC. Personally, I stopped playing because I couldn't be arsed to trudge through a wide-open, yet completely unchanging world. Oh, and the entire leveling system pissed me off too much as well.

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    3. Re:My personal choice.. by NFNNMIDATA · · Score: 1

      That's what the "fast travel" functionality is for.

    4. Re:My personal choice.. by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      I wasn't referring to the fact that travel through the world took a long time. I was referring to the fact that nothing ever changed. Though I have to admit that the fast travel function could have been a little clearer... I was about to give up on the game before I figured out the fast travel button.

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    5. Re:My personal choice.. by NFNNMIDATA · · Score: 1

      I hear ya, that is a game that could use more in the way of a tutorial mode. I only recently figured out how to use soul gems, and I have almost 60 hrs under my belt. What can I say, as a thief it didn't come up often enough to make me want to look into it. Makes you wonder how many people played it for a while and just quit because they never really learned how to do some of the basic stuff that is essential.

  40. Stefan Eriksson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "If [Stefan Eriksson] hadn't crushed the hopes and dreams of dozens of Gizmondo fans worldwide, we'd almost say we need more -- not fewer -- of his type in the industry."

    Errrr.....no. This guy was a member of the Uppsala mafia. Before they got into business fraud, they went around threatening to kill peoples' family members (including children) unless they paid money owed. This guy and his friends are the worst kind of psychopaths and I hope he rots in jail for a looong time.

    The gaming industry doesn't need more of his type. In fact, one of the greatest advances of humanity would be if we could find out how to get fewer of his type.

    1. Re:Stefan Eriksson by Kookus · · Score: 1

      The only thing we need to accomplish that would be a time machine and an infinite supply of condoms.
      If the parents were actually trying to have a kid... I'm sure someone down the family tree made a mistake... Just gotta keep going ;)

  41. Re:Looks like Nintendo's PR department missed one. by LikeTheSearchEngine · · Score: 1

    It depends on what the strap was designed to do.

    The important thing is that no one has said that the strap is designed to act as a retainer for a thrown controller. An even more apt analogy, in my opinion, is an everyday belt. It is designed to keep pants on, by supporting their weight and the weight of whatever is in the pockets. Nowhere does it say that it cannot be used as a climbing harness, though some belts might appear to be sturdy enough to use as such. However, misusing it in such a way might result in a fall, but the belt manufacturer would not be held liable though the belt gave a false sense of security.

  42. Re:Looks like Nintendo's PR department missed one. by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 1
    Honestly, this is something a testing program would never catch ...
    The strap only breaks when adults (one would assume reasonably large or athletic men) push the limits beyond what most people would feel comfortable with; when someone is testing something for a company (in particular if they are watched testing something) they react to it like it was glass.


    Sometimes I think I ought to charge for the wisdom I dispense on SlashDot, but here's another free look into the real world:

    When you do real consumer product testing, you don't ever tell the truth about what you are testing for. For example, you may heard about the "TV pilot" tests where they ask you to watch a bunch of new shows they are considering airing on TV. However, they are also showing you commercials and at the end they test you for retention of information shown in the commercials (what they really care about) in addition to what shows you would most like to see in the coming year (these results are tossed).

    Nintendo (or any other console company) could get honest feedback about its products by setting up similar situations where the evaluators were told "you are going to evaluate snack treats" or a particular video game or something else and the console itself would just be part of the experience as far as the evaluators were concerned. It would also have been fairly cheap for Nintendo to send demo units home with trained employees and let Cousin Larry and the kids beat up on those units for a while.

    The limitations of the strap could only be tested by morons who will treat a $40 controller like it was a $2 toy they got with their happy meal.


    Once again, it has to be said that a Venn diagram showing "morons" and "console game players" would have a large overlapping area. Nintendo should have expected this, especially when it started pitching to "casual" gamers.

  43. You're close, but still missing it. by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 1
    It depends on what the strap was designed to do.


    You're close, but still missing it. The key isn't what is was "designed to do" in the theoretical world by a bunch of eggheads, but what consumers expect it to do when they see it in the real world.

    To extend my "railing" example further, you could design a decorative railing held on with Scotch tape if it was designed for only a light wind load, but you'd still be liable if you decided to install that decorative railing on a staircase where people would expect a real railing.

    1. Re:You're close, but still missing it. by LikeTheSearchEngine · · Score: 1

      I think your subject line is appropriate for my response.

      "To extend my "railing" example further, you could design a decorative railing held on with Scotch tape if it was designed for only a light wind load, but you'd still be liable if you decided to install that decorative railing on a staircase where people would expect a real railing."

      Your theoretical railing is on the edge of one of those fake balconies not designed for bearing a load, that people would have to climb out of a window to stand on. Just because the railing is there (the strap), doesn't mean you should stand on the balcony (throwing the remote).

      To bring out even more analogies: You have already agreed with me that if the strap was not there, that people would not be claiming that Nintendo is liable for anything that happens if the remote was thrown, because this constitutes misuse. Digital cameras often come with a wrist strap. This strap is designed to prevent you from accidentally dropping the camera. If you misused the camera by throwing it at someone like a rock, because you thought the strap would prevent it from hitting them, and the strap broke because it was not designed to prevent the camera from being chucked like a baseball, the manufacturer would not be held liable for the damage caused to the camera, strap, or object it collided with.

  44. Re:Looks like Nintendo's PR department missed one. by Mongoose+Disciple · · Score: 1

    The limitations of the strap could only be tested by morons who will treat a $40 controller like it was a $2 toy they got with their happy meal.

    It's the job of a good QA department to somehow manage to round up just such morons. :)

  45. I'm sure that lots of people... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...with a Pinto were "amazed" when they found out it could burst into flames after being rear-ended. It doesn't mean it couldn't have happened, it means it hadn't happened to them, that's all.

    1. Re:I'm sure that lots of people... by Quill_28 · · Score: 1

      Only if they had been rear-ended dozen of times in a Pinto.

      Your argument makes no sense.

  46. That's not how testing works by jchenx · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Honestly, this is something a testing program would never catch ...
    From someone who works in QA, I can say that you would make a horrible tester.

    Testing includes verifying how a product performs within limits, and also beyond. After all, someone has to define what the limits are in the first place. And then what happens if someone goes slightly beyond it. I am certain Nintendo did many tests on the limitations of the strap, and its breaking point. Unfortunately, whatever assumptions they originally made were off.

    If I had to guess, culture differences may be the reason. If they did much of their usability testing in Japan, then folks there may be less apt to "be retarded" in their swings, than many of the gamers here in the US. Although I'd also have to agree with a lot of folks and say that Nintendo is partially to blame for that behavior, since their own kiosk demos in the US appear to demonstrate that you can, and should actually swing the Wii-mote with the same force as you would a tennis racket or golf club.
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    1. Re:That's not how testing works by Valthan · · Score: 1

      OK... but at the end of said Baseball/tennis/golf swing do you normally let go of your bat/racket/club? I think NOT!

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    2. Re:That's not how testing works by GregNorc · · Score: 1

      I usually drop my bat and run like hell, if you want to carry your bat along for the ride, I don't think it's an illegal play but I assume the next batter might be a little peeved.

    3. Re:That's not how testing works by Valthan · · Score: 1

      I meant during the swing...

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    4. Re:That's not how testing works by jchenx · · Score: 1
      OK... but at the end of said Baseball/tennis/golf swing do you normally let go of your bat/racket/club? I think NOT!
      Normally? Of course not. But that's not point of testing. Accidentally letting go of the Wii-mote is not expected to be a common occurence. However, you can probably expect to happen, what, maybe a few times a month? Or maybe over the course of a year?

      In the event that this happens, then it's the strap's duty to prevent it from flying. Unfortunately in that capacity, the original straps failed to do this job. It's great that Nintendo realized this and is having them replaced, although they do deserve to be dinged for not beefing them up in the first place. Compared to some of the other quality issues plaguing other consoles though (*cough MS and Sony cough*), this strap incident is fairly minor.
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  47. Re:Looks like Nintendo's PR department missed one. by MeanderingMind · · Score: 1

    You're being far too vague. I don't think my car insurance would pay for damages if I used my car as a projectile in a strange, experimental game of darts. Obviously the car wasn't designed for this kind of use, but by your logic the car company should have been prepared for any and all uses beyond specifications.

    That's somewhat unfair of me, despite your vagueness you're probably trying to make the point that Nintendo should have accounted for the fact that people were not necessarily going to use the Wii exactly as they should. That's a valid point, but that's exactly what they did.

    The strap is there to account for a high probability Nintendo foresaw in flying Wiimotes. Being a more physically active console, and given that gamers already can get sweaty hands sitting almost comatose in front of a TV, the strap goes beyond "Used as designed" and accounts for gamers who will lose control of themselves and the Wiimote in the excitement of the game.

    However, if you read Nintendo's statements regarding this you'll see that their testing did not predict the excessive amounts of force that some gamers have been putting into their pitches and swings. When I say excessive, I mean excessive because of the amount of duress it takes to break the strap. See this link for more detail.

    Given the huge amount of force the original takes to break, I don't think we can really blame Nintendo for implementing a safety device that in all but the most extreme uses functions perfectly well.

    Barring actual defects in some of the straps, I have to call this one for Nintendo.

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  48. Re:Looks like Nintendo's PR department missed one. by Thraxen · · Score: 1

    You can claim it's part of the controller if you want, but it's really not. No more than the strap on a camera or any other portable device. The controller, which is used to control the Wii, works perfectly fine for its purpose.

    Second, keep in mind that most of this is likely HIGHLY sensationalized. We probably have a tiny handful of idiots around the country that actually broke the strap, but the pictures of broken HDTVs makes for exciting press pieces. I guarantee you that some people will still manage to break the new strap. A company should only be expected to do so much to protect the idiots from themselves. What do you want? Handcuffs?

  49. Ratings by Pope · · Score: 2, Informative

    Sort of. X was a real rating, along with G, M, and R as the original MPAA ratings list. "Midnight Cowboy" was rated X, for example. According the good ol' Wikipedia, X was dropped in favour of NC-17 because X wasn't trademarked, and became associated with porn. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MPAA_film_rating_syst em

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  50. Re:Is "Warcraft Expansion missing Xmas 2006" there by d3bruts1d · · Score: 1

    With World of Warcraft as hot as it is? Nah... holiday sells don't mean shit for them now. Heck, they could probably drop StarCraft and Diablo titles completely and focus on WoW for the next 5+ years and still be "in the black".

  51. Star Trek Legacy by Nightspirit · · Score: 1

    Seriously, WTF? An average rating of 56.9% for the PC. The 360 version looks slightly more promising with an average rating of 78%. I may just pick it up as a rental.

  52. Re:Is "Warcraft Expansion missing Xmas 2006" there by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 3, Funny

    Christmas sales don't matter for WOW because most players don't know what day it is anyway.

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  53. Re:Is "Warcraft Expansion missing Xmas 2006" there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, unreleasing an unfinished product isn't in itself a blunder.

    But not meeting deadlines, especially important, well hyped ones is a blunder, imo.

    So no, I wouldn't want them to release it unfinished. I would have preferred them to finish it on time, however.

  54. Gaming mistakes? Try supporting real geeks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Where is the support for the real hard core gamers. The ones that run linux?

  55. I call BS on #7 by Drakin020 · · Score: 0
    Seriously a big fumble would be the Wii controller? The wiimote is one of the most innovative ideas for consoles. Could they have added maybe some rubber grippings or something maybe on the side? Sure but to call this a screw up, a fumble, a disaster is overdoing it a bit

    If you can't hang on to a controller or control your ADHD then that's your fault not Nintendo.

    It can kill unexpectedly. Kill televisions, that is, especially expensive HDTV's. With a flick of the wrist.

    You know what? I could get pissed off and throw my PS2 controller at my TV and have the same affect. It would be just as equally my fault for being a dumbass and letting it go. I should have controlled my anger such as a Wii user should control there hyperactivity.

    If your commercials show beautiful people thrashing about in the throes of videogame ecstasy...

    Thrashing?? No the people in the commercials are controlling themselves. There not playing EXTREEM BALLS TO THE WALL BOWLING!!! Where the point of the game is to chunk a 6 lb. ball in hopes of taking out the back wall.

    It's not Nintendo's responsibility to keep people from being stupid.

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    1. Re:I call BS on #7 by meringuoid · · Score: 3, Funny
      Seriously a big fumble would be the Wii controller?

      Well, quite a lot of people do seem to be fumbling it lately...

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    2. Re:I call BS on #7 by Omestes · · Score: 1

      Well, quite a lot of people do seem to be fumbling it lately...

      Statistically?

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    3. Re:I call BS on #7 by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      Well, quite a lot of people do seem to be fumbling it lately...

      Statistically?

      I've walloped the ceiling at least three times while bowling, been cracked across the knuckles once during tennis causing surprising amounts of pain, and narrowly missed clubbing people across the head while playing baseball on a worrying number of occasions.

      This may have to do with our habit of playing Wii Sports while drinking.

      All that said, though, I don't think the wrist straps have come under any tension at all at any time during play. This console's dangerous, but at least the way we play it, there's no risk of strap breakage.

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    4. Re:I call BS on #7 by xc5krunner · · Score: 1

      I think I remember hearing that it is less than 1% of 1% of people who us the console. They shouldn't be dropping it anyway. The wrist strap was a convenient way to prevent the wiimote to damage anything if you happened to let go, which you aren't supposed to do and isn't necessary in the games.

  56. Re:Is "Warcraft Expansion missing Xmas 2006" there by teflaime · · Score: 4, Funny

    What do you mean, don't know what day it is? It's Onyxia reset day!

  57. Re:Stupid Nintendo or is it consumers? by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    Does this mean I can sue beer companies when I go drinking, hit-on women and get slapped?

    No, but you can sue them when you go to a bar, drink their beer, and don't get hit on by women just for drinking their brand of beer.

    Same goes for Wii users - if you treat it as a weapon, what do you expect it to do? I can't wait to see the first version of Star Wars: Light Saber Arena Combat for the Wii - going to be a lot of funny YouTube videos for that one ...

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  58. Re:Looks like Nintendo's PR department missed one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about when used as instructed in all of the manuals for the both the system and the games (which perfectly matches how they are designed)? The instructions do make it pretty clear you should hang onto the controller and use smooth controlled motions.

  59. Re:Looks like Nintendo's PR department missed one. by WeeLad · · Score: 1
    Build an idiot-proof strap and someone will build a better idiot?

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  60. Biggest disaster in my view by NFNNMIDATA · · Score: 1

    Anyone releasing anything that could remotely compete with World of Warcraft. Which is anything. So basically everything.

  61. Re:Looks like Nintendo's PR department missed one. by Thrakkerzog · · Score: 1

    Mario GTA -- sorry, you will need a youtube login to watch this one.

    Robot Chicken is quite amusing!

  62. Re:Looks like Nintendo's PR department missed one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  63. Re:Looks like Nintendo's PR department missed one. by Fozzyuw · · Score: 1
    Despite all the Nintendo PR cover-up about the defective Wii controllers (e.g., SlashDot's "it's a replacement program, not a recall" wuss-out), it looks like the flaks missed one guy. Take a look at #7:

    Actually, Nintendo's biggest F*up was to include a strap in the first place. If they didn't include a strap, the blame would be on the user of the remote for letting go. Because they included a strap, and display numerous 'safety' messages that you should use it, it makes people feel that it's Nintendo's fault should they let go, at unrealistic motion speeds, and the strap doesn't hold.

    I agree with the person who said that it was probably someone who got angry at the system and through the remote, thinking the strap would prevent it from going anywhere. I know that in my NES, GENISIS, SNES, and N64 days, I threw and smashed my fair of controllers on the ground due to frustration. I wouldn't even doubt you could find people who broke their TV's back then with controllers. They're just blaming Nintendo because they don't want to fess up to their parents that they have temper problems, broke the TV out of frustration, and would be punished for doing so (like getting their Nintendo taken away from them.)

    Cheers,
    Fozzy

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  64. Splinter Cell: Double Agent (PC) by emarkp · · Score: 1
    This is the single most buggy program (let alone game) I've ever seen. Ridiculous bugs that should have been fixed before release.

    Just read the Ubi forums to see how bad it is (of course, the forums seem to be down right now--go figure).

  65. Re:Is "Warcraft Expansion missing Xmas 2006" there by bckrispi · · Score: 1

    The subcription revenue from WoW alone is greater than the GDP of several third-world nations. Missing a holiday release for an expansion won't even register as a blip to Blizzard. Blizzard has developed a reputation of releasing titles "when they're ready". The result is having a quality product on release day (which always, invariably breaks all existing game sales records).

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  66. +2 I think... by gzerphey · · Score: 1

    As if having your law struck down by a [Gavel of Infinite Wisdom] weren't shame enough...

    I believe I recall this being a +2 Holy weapon.

    Either way I want it. There are a few choice lawyer I think could use a good bit of... motivation.

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    1. Re:+2 I think... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As if having your law struck down by a [Gavel of Infinite Wisdom] weren't shame enough... I believe I recall this being a +2 Holy weapon. Close, it's really a +2 Axiomatic weapon.
  67. Government sponsorship of ESRB friendly retailers by tepples · · Score: 1

    In the USA, NO ratings on media are government enforced.

    As I understand it, as of December 2006, no major U.S. retail chain will sell unrated video games or video games rated by organizations other than the ESRB, and local governments sponsor the major retail chains' oligopoly through preferential zoning treatment.

  68. Explaining "harmful to minors" with neoteny by tepples · · Score: 1

    I under stand banned substances

    So do I: pot was banned in order to ban hemp in favor of petroleum and synthetics.

    but I don't believe in age controlled substance.

    Due to the extreme neoteny of H. sapiens among animals, some parts of its brain do not finish developing until between the ages of 18 and 21 years. Some chemicals and depictions affect incomplete brains much more than they affect complete brains.

  69. Re:Looks like Nintendo's PR department missed one. by Omestes · · Score: 1

    To be pedantic, actually my belt does have a large disclaimer saying "Not Intended for Climbing". Yes, its silly, but true.

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  70. Set-top PC titles? by tepples · · Score: 1

    So maybe you can put together a decent set-top PC for 600 USD. But will it have a large library of native games that are designed specifically for set-top play? Are there any party favorites similar to Bomberman and Mario Kart and Super Smash Bros. Melee that allow four players to use four USB gamepads connected to one PC? Or do you have to buy four set-top PCs for four players?

  71. Backward compatibility by tepples · · Score: 1

    How many games play on the PS3? Care to hazard a guess? Anyone? Lets just say that it is, right now, exponentially more than 3D0 EVER had. List of 3DO games [wikipedia.org]

    The PLAYSTATION 3 console plays well over 90 percent of PlayStation and PlayStation 2 games, allowing converts from the Xbox and GameCube systems to choose from hundreds of by now value-priced titles while waiting for the PS3 killer app. It's like buying a $370 console and getting a $130 PS2 free. Did the 3DO console play any previous console's games or any previous home computer's games?

    1. Re:Backward compatibility by HappySqurriel · · Score: 1

      The PLAYSTATION 3 console plays well over 90 percent of PlayStation and PlayStation 2 games, allowing converts from the Xbox and GameCube systems to choose from hundreds of by now value-priced titles while waiting for the PS3 killer app. It's like buying a $370 console and getting a $130 PS2 free. Did the 3DO console play any previous console's games or any previous home computer's games?

      I understand that you're attempting to make the PS3's library look bigger, and backwards compatibility is a good thing, but PS2 and Playstation games should not really be considered in the PS3's game line-up; I will accept the exception of downloadable content on the PS3/XBox 360/Wii but it should be directly compared to the other console's downloadable content. The fact is that you're spending $500/$600 to play the PS3 games and the ability to play PS2 games is an added bonus. Now, personally I don't expect the PS3 to perform quite as poorly as either the 3DO or Neo-Geo mainly because the PS3 is no where near as expensive (abou $1000 in 2006 dollars); I never owned one, but (from my limited understanding) games were not these systems problems because they both recieved a lot of really good arcade ports.

      In general, it is difficult to look through gaming history and find a system like the PS3 mainly because it is awkwardly positioned (in terms of price) between the highest priced modern market leading console (Playstation) and consoles that inspite of good games and great hardware never sold because of their high price (3D0, Neo Geo); it is very similar to the Saturn, but the Saturn was one of the worst handled consoles in history.

    2. Re:Backward compatibility by IKnwThePiecesFt · · Score: 1

      No, it is like getting a $500 console with a $130 PS2 free. What you said implies spending $370 total to get both items.

    3. Re:Backward compatibility by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      The PLAYSTATION 3 console plays well over 90 percent of PlayStation and PlayStation 2 games

      Hmm... there was another system out there that does that, too... What was it called again? You know the one I mean, the one that costs 1/4 the price of the PS3...

      Damn, you get old and the memory starts to go...

  72. Re:Government sponsorship of ESRB friendly retaile by bigbigbison · · Score: 1

    I've not heard that. However, that case isn't much different than movie theaters refusing to book NC-17 movies. It is censorship by proxy which we in the USA have tons of.

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  73. Re:Looks like Nintendo's PR department missed one. by Fozzyuw · · Score: 1

    You may be surprised, but I completely agree with you here. They may have had fewer throwing incidents if people didn't think there was a strap to keep them from losing complete control of the remote.

    Ack, I just posted with this point before I read this comment. I would have put it under here if I had read it here first.

    A better other-product analogy to use here rather than footballs and knives would be a railing on a staircase that appeared to be attached but really was not. In this case the appearance of security was there, but not the reality.

    Not a bad attempt at an analogy. However, I think this analogy would be best stated like this...

    "An attached railing worked for those who grab it with one hand and walked down some stairs, but broke when a 180 pound man tried to sit on it or slid down it."

    In this case, railings where designed for people to hold with their hands and even put some body weight on it. Some thick railings (banisters) are capable of holding the weight of an adult to slide down. If one railing would support your weight to slide down, it does not mean all railings can. Even if a railing can support your weight, it does not mean you should slide down one, because it is dangerous to do so; you can fall off and bump your head.

    Even so, people and kids will use railings and bannister's to slide down. Some kids will even stupidly try to do it (like myself as a kid) on a railing that cannot support their weight. They will break the railing and maybe even damage something else such as the wall, furniture or themselves. Is it the railing manufacturers fault the kid used the railing in such a way? Or, lets put it this way... How much fault is a railing manufacturer responsible for should they design a product that can be used inappropriately?

    Of course, they could have designed the railing to be 'un-slidable', or make it stronger with supports. Yet, I cannot see a vast majority of parents blaming the railing company for the accident, but rather the child's actions. I can see the children turning to their invisible monsters and lair to their parents stating that it was someone else who broke it, to deflect blame.

    This would be my case in point, from my previous post. Also, it's been stated that the broken TV phenomenon is over-hyped, and lets run some numbers...

    On Nov. 28th, PC World reported that some 600,000 Wii's where sold, with Nintendo estimates to hit 4 million by the end of the year. It's also been reported that the sales numbers are off as much as 20% (less) for that 4 million mark. So, we'll just use the 600,00 Wii number. We'll also use an average of 2 Wii remotes sold per console (everyone will have one, while others can have up to 4). That's 1.2 million remotes out there. Wiihaveaproblem.com is stating that there has been a total number of Wii remote damages of about 40 destroyed objects (including TV's, laptops, PDA's, Walls, Wii's, and more) and they only list 29 broken straps (I guess the other causes of damage where people not even using the strap), but we'll just use 40 as a conservative estimate.

    That's an incident rate of 0.0025%. Hardly what I call a problem and should clearly show that these incidences are the exception, rather than the normal and that the cause for these accidents are not the fault of the system, but the user of that system due to the fact that if it was a system design flaw, there would be significantly higher rates. Now, Wiihaveaproblem.com would hardly justify as an accurate site, but even if it is off, it would have to be off by 400 times that amount to reach 1%. Also, the sales number of remotes and systems continues to climb at the same ti

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  74. PS1 == LDTV; PS2 == SDTV; PS3 == HDTV by tepples · · Score: 1

    Sure, the the PS2 didn't scale the games, but Sony also didn't bill the PS2 as the beginning of the HD era (see also #4).

    Sony billed the PS2 as the beginning of the SDTV era. Previous games for everything from the Atari 2600 to the original PlayStation console generally ran in LDTV resolutions of 240p (NTSC) or 288p (PAL). A few games for N64 and PS1 ran in 480i at the cost of frame rate (N64 Turok 2 and Perfect Dark) or detail (Tobal No. 1 and Ehrgeiz). Not until Dreamcast and PS2 did game consoles gain the ability to process more geometry and fill 640x240 fully lit, textured pixels 90 times a second[1].

    [1] You need 90 fps in order to have enough headroom that the most complex scenes finish in 60 fps.

  75. Re:Gaming mistakes? Try supporting real geeks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you really were a hardcore gamer, you'd run windows due simply to the fact that games run in windows, and often windows alone.

    Don't get me wrong, I would give anything to see MS's choke hold on the gaming industry broken. But right now, unless you can flawlessly emulate DX i/o it's not going to happen.

  76. Re:Is "Warcraft Expansion missing Xmas 2006" there by clean_stoner · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Heck, they could probably drop StarCraft and Diablo titles completely and focus on WoW for the next 5+ years and still be "in the black".


    I was under the impression that that's exactly what they'd done...

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  77. 2K or EA by tepples · · Score: 1

    What's the deal with this title? It was supposed to be out in April, then August, then November, and now Amazon has April 2007 as the release date.

    Might it have something to do with negotiations with 2K Sports, the exclusive license holder for MLB and MLBPA, or with Electronic Arts, the exclusive license holder for NCAA?

    1. Re:2K or EA by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't be. The PC version is out (PCGamer rated it 18% -- OUCH!). The Backyard Sports titles has always been unique since they don't directly compete against the hardcore sports sims.

  78. Re:Looks like Nintendo's PR department missed one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your math is good up until you assume that even a minor percentage of wii accidents are reported to one particular little-known website.

  79. Re:Is "Warcraft Expansion missing Xmas 2006" there by andi75 · · Score: 1

    If you're still doing Onyxia, you're not truly addicted (oh wait, you're gearing up your alts...).

  80. parody by SaberTaylor · · Score: 1
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  81. Re:Is "Warcraft Expansion missing Xmas 2006" there by teflaime · · Score: 1

    18 slot bags, man. Need 5 for every toon. :D

  82. Re:Is "Warcraft Expansion missing Xmas 2006" there by andi75 · · Score: 1

    That's 10 bags (don't forget the bank!) per character (unless you need some stuff like herb or enchanting bags or *gasp* a quiver....), 10 chars per server => 100 Ony bags. With about 10-15 peeps in the raid so slay Ony, that's 5*1500 days, or roughly 20 years to equip everyone with enough bags :-)

    It seems easier to me to just grind those bags with the Argent Dawn. Or isn't that repeatable?

  83. Re:Looks like Nintendo's PR department missed one. by LikeTheSearchEngine · · Score: 1

    Ha! Imagine that. Well, let me rephrase: not all belts, or pants with beltloops, or whatever, have such a disclaimer.

  84. Re:Looks like Nintendo's PR department missed one. by Fozzyuw · · Score: 1
    Your math is good up until you assume that even a minor percentage of wii accidents are reported to one particular little-known website.

    I agree with you, which I included the comment that this Wii problem website is not going to be a reliably accurate portrayal of the incident amounts. However, this site does go beyond a 'little-known' website. It's been mentioned in a Reuters news article which gets published to various news outlets such as yahoo, Chicago Tribune, the New York Post, the Los Angeles Times, CNN Money, and the Washington Post not to mention the hordes of local newspapers, blogs, TV and Radio stations who reported on this topic and mentioned that website.

    Suffice it to say, they're not 'little-known' when talking about the topic of Wii remote damages. However, I would believe that they don't have accurate data or methods to accurately report the data. Though, as I mentioned in my earlier post, it would have to be off by 400% to even reach 1%, which would be an amount at which I can start to see an actual product defect, rather than 'user defect', so to speak, hehe.

    I'm sure there's a large margin of error on that math as it's just using basic estimates and takes in a lot of assumptions, but I think it does put this 'Wii remote damage' phenomenon into a better perspective of how it's more of a 'bizarre' news story than an actual consumer problem. It seems more like FUD than a creditable concern. I'd boldly state that not even Kevin Bacon can be connected to a case. =P hehe Of course, there's plenty of room for me to be wrong on this. =)

    Cheers,
    Fozzy

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  85. Re:Is "Warcraft Expansion missing Xmas 2006" there by teflaime · · Score: 1

    AD bag is unique.