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Drinking Alcohol May Extend Your Life

Adolytsi writes "MSNBC has an interesting article on an Italian study on alcoholism. While the obvious notion of overconsumption of alcohol being detrimental to one's health is supported, apparently drinking it in moderation can actually extend your lifespan. A study on over 1 million drinkers and 94,000 deaths yielded the results: "According to the data, drinking a moderate amount of alcohol — up to four drinks per day in men and two drinks per day in women — reduces the risk of death from any cause by roughly 18 percent, the team reports in the Archives of Internal Medicine. However, "things radically change" when consumption goes beyond these levels, study leader Dr. Augusto Di Castelnuovo, from Catholic University of Campobasso, said in a statement. Men who have more than four drinks per day and women who have more than two drinks per day not only lose the protection that alcohol affords, but they increase their risk of death, the data indicates.""

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  1. Define "drink" by neimon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Four tumblers of middle-quality scotch?

    1. Re:Define "drink" by farlcow · · Score: 5, Funny

      1 pan-galactic gargle blaster

    2. Re:Define "drink" by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 4, Informative

      They defined a drink as 10 grams of ethanol, which would make the appropriate amount for americans something like 1 tumbler of scotch, I believe (assuming 120 proof). If someone cares to do a more scientific conversion, rather than the half-assed one I just put together, we're looking for what content of scotch contains 30 grams of ethanol.

    3. Re:Define "drink" by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 5, Informative

      I didn't see them mention the amount of ethanol per drink in the article, but 10g does match the Italian definition of a standard drink, which is also about the amount in a 1-oz shot of 80-proof liquor. Most people in the USA, however, probably think of a single drink as more like the US standard, which is 14g. This corresponds to a 12-oz non-light beer or 5 oz of most wines. So Americans should probably interpret the limit as *3* drinks per day for men.

    4. Re:Define "drink" by StarvingSE · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm no expert on the subject, but alcohol is the waste product of micro organisms as they ferment (wheat, barley, fruit, etc). There wouldn't be anything in your body to ferment and hence, no reaction.

      btw, when I start to see 2 slashdot homepages on my screen at the same time, thats when my body tells me I have the perfect amount of alcohol.

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    5. Re:Define "drink" by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 4, Informative

      So Americans should probably interpret the limit as *3* drinks per day for men.

      Actually, from the somewhat better article on this study that I read, they found a difference between European and American drinking that placed 3, 10g drinks as the high end cutoff for Americans and 6 as the cutoff for Europeans. They theorized this was due to the differences in the way Americans and Europeans drink, specifically if you were drinking small amounts with meals all day, or drinking all of it at once without food.

      So you should probably change that to "2" drinks per day, for men, unless you're drinking them more dispersed over the course of the day and with food.

    6. Re:Define "drink" by AeroIllini · · Score: 5, Informative
      If someone cares to do a more scientific conversion, rather than the half-assed one I just put together, we're looking for what content of scotch contains 30 grams of ethanol.
      Ok.

      A standard "drink", as defined in the US, is 0.6 oz of ethenol. We will assume 43% alcohol by volume (the content of my favorite Scotch, Glenmorangie 18 year).

      At 43% ABV, a "standard drink" of Glenmorangie would be 0.6/0.43 = 1.40 oz, or slightly less than a shot (1.5 oz). 0.6 oz of ethanol weighs about 14g, assuming a specific gravity of 0.789 for ethanol. Calculations below:

      (0.6 oz) * (29.57 ml/oz) * (0.789 g/cm^3) * (1 ml/cm^3) = 14.0 grams

      So with a drink allowance of 4 drinks at 10g of ethanol each would allow you to have *almost* three Scotches, by American drink size standards. In the UK, where a standard drink is only 10 ml of ethanol, you could have five drinks. Whether this amount is more or less than what you actually pour for yourself is left as an exercise for the reader.
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    7. Re:Define "drink" by jc42 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      There are plenty of studies which reach this conclusion - a bit of red whine is actually good for your health. IMO, what they miss is that it has to be real red wine, ...

      Actually, studies like this go back at least 30 years, and their results are a bit more complex.

      The first big one I remember reading about was in the mid 70's, in the UK. It was a massive "data dredging" study of medical records, looking for things correlated (negatively or positively) with long life.

      They reported that the strongest correlation was with "moderate alcohol consumption", which was about the same as in this study - 3 or 4 drinks per day, where "drink" was somewhat fuzzily defined as whatever the records listed as a "glass". They reported that drunkards didn't do so well, but teetotalers didn't do a lot better, and the ones who lived longest were those who regularly consumed moderate amounts of alcohol.

      They did have a few more details. Those who drank only distilled booze didn't benefit as much as those who drank beer or wine (but they did benefit). They had weak data showing that red wines and dark beers were somewhat better for health than the lighter-colored varieties. They said that drinking with meals was better for you than just drinking, and they didn't recommend having all four of your drinks all at once.

      Since then, quite a lot of research has given us a lot more information. Recently, studies have uncovered some of the reasons for the benefits of red wines, including the fact that not all red wines show the benefits. But again, further research is needed.

      My wife works with medical data a lot, and is constantly finding more studies of the effects of alcohol. She rather likes telling people about the latest benefits that have been discovered. And she comments that we just don't drink enough around our house. A few years back, she worked with a researcher who liked to tell people that his studies had been unable to find an upper bound to the amount of alcohol that was beneficial. He would add that he was just studying the effect of ethanol on the circulatory system, which is apparently not at all damaged by heavy drinking. He would also say that he couldn't comment on the effect on other parts of the body such as the liver; that was other people's research.

      Anyway, it's a complex subject, biologically, and the research isn't nearly done. But there have been a lot of studies, and we can fairly firmly recommend a glass or two of beer or wine with every meal. Well, maybe not with breakfast, as you might just decide to go back to sleep, so have that one later in the evening instead. Dark wines and beers are somewhat better than light, but if you don't like them, drink something you do like and don't worry about it.

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    8. Re:Define "drink" by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...and 12-14 oz of beer

      I always thought this was bizarre. A 12 oz beer just does not look right in a pint glass. It's like hot dogs coming 6 to a pack and buns 8 to a pack. Madness.

    9. Re:Define "drink" by epee1221 · · Score: 2, Informative
      I know of no reason why human cells cannot make all the alcohol they really need.
      Well, here's your reason then. Human cells make lactic acid instead.
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    10. Re:Define "drink" by eobanb · · Score: 5, Funny

      when I start to see 2 slashdot homepages

      Either that or you finally got xinerama working.

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    11. Re:Define "drink" by grcumb · · Score: 5, Funny
      I'm no expert on the subject, but alcohol is the waste product of micro organisms ....

      Right. So it's technically correct to take a sip of 12 year old single malt and say, 'That's good shit.'

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    12. Re:Define "drink" by QRDeNameland · · Score: 3, Funny

      If you want obscure, my calculations say that the limit comes out to about one third of a firkin of ale per fortnight.

      Cheers!

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    13. Re:Define "drink" by Hucko · · Score: 4, Funny

      Damn! For Aussies, this means we can only have a sip!

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    14. Re:Define "drink" by billy+reuben · · Score: 2, Informative

      50g of 120 proof alcohol contains 30g of ethanol.

    15. Re:Define "drink" by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 2, Informative
      "In the definition current in the United States, the proof number is twice the percentage of the alcohol content measured by volume at a temperature of 60 F (15.5 C)." What's the point?

      Well, as the article pointed out, proof was originally defined by soaking gunpowder with the liquor. 100 proof was the weakest solution that still allowed the gunpowder to ignite. Nobody can deny that that's just a cool way to define a measurement.

      The US standard is a more scientific simplification of that somewhat imprecise test, but still retains the spirit. Besides, "proof" is easier to say than "Percent Alcohol by Volume". And it's superior to a percentage value according to the Spinal Tap marketing theory: "These go to 200."

  2. Things radically change by MECC · · Score: 5, Funny

    FTA: However, "things radically change" when consumption goes beyond these levels

    For starters, you wake up in bed with a stranger not knowing how either got there...

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    1. Re:Things radically change by jasonmantey · · Score: 4, Funny

      Like this guy? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_o2JT9N5Un0 (my first link had an extra '/' at the end)

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  3. Legal age by Kelz · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I still find it interesting that at 18 you're allowed join the military and die but you're not allowed to drink alcohol.

    1. Re:Legal age by Sciros · · Score: 5, Funny

      The military should have its soldiers drink 2-4 drinks per day. Casualties will drop by 18% and morale will rise.

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    2. Re:Legal age by faloi · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I still find it interesting that at 18 you're allowed join the military and die but you're not allowed to drink alcohol.

      To be fair, though, bars around military bases tended to not pay a lot of attention to specific details like age when shown a military ID (at least back when I was in). That doesn't make it any more legal, but at least we could still show up to morning PT drunk. Believe it or not, it's an even worse idea than it sounds.

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    3. Re:Legal age by HappySqurriel · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I still find it interesting that at 18 you're allowed join the military and die but you're not allowed to drink alcohol. ... in the United States of America

      Anyways, the problem with the age limit on alcohol consumption is that it gives teens/young adults the impression that drinking excessively is a mature thing to do; most people I have met who have drank from a young age tend to see excessive drinking in a completely different light than those who get to drink when they're 18-21.

    4. Re:Legal age by Lord+Kano · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Where's the ACLU when they could actually be doing something helpful.

      There's no reason why 21 should be the drinking age when 18 is the age of majority.

      People always spout some bullshit about responsibility, but the studies show that people starting to drink at 21 is more harmful than people drinking earlier. When people are younger, they have more parental supervision. They learn how to drink responsibly. When someone is 21 and out on their own, they have no parents to answer to and can do pretty much what they want.

      LK

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    5. Re:Legal age by biocute · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, in certain countries, you're allowed to have (consent) sex at the tender age of 16, but you're not allowed to smoke/drink until you are 18, and not allowed to gamble until 21.

      I guess it makes sense too, first you have sex, got (someone) pregnant, then you drink and smoke to numb your pain in making such a stupid mistake, and finally at 21, you resort to gambling to satisfy the needs for cigaratte, alcohol and your kid's school fees.

    6. Re:Legal age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      If that's what you find stupid, then... oh, okay.

    7. Re:Legal age by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Drinking is a privileged. Dying is a right. Either way, you still get taxed.

    8. Re:Legal age by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Three anonymous cowards went into a bar...

    9. Re:Legal age by therufus · · Score: 4, Funny

      How many drinks did they have? This is important as it may affect their lifespan.

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    10. Re:Legal age by D-Cypell · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, in certain countries, you're allowed to have (consent) sex at the tender age of 16, but you're not allowed to smoke/drink until you are 18, and not allowed to gamble until 21.

      The one that gets me is that here in the UK (and probably many other places too), you can have sex at 16, but you have to be 18 to rent a video of OTHER PEOPLE having sex.

    11. Re:Legal age by winnabago · · Score: 2, Informative

      Italy? What drinking age?

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    12. Re:Legal age by homebrewmike · · Score: 2, Informative

      > Yeah, you yanks are crazy.
      Not all of us - only the wankers in charge (and those wankers supporting those in charge - who, come think of it, are the biggest wankers of all.)

    13. Re:Legal age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Only in America BTW, not the rest of the civilized world. Yeah, you yanks are crazy."

      'The United States of America' and 'civilized world' are mutually exclusive.

    14. Re:Legal age by modecx · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, that's basically what the Brits did with their sailors, and they had one of the most powerful fleets anywhere...

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    15. Re:Legal age by Lord+Kano · · Score: 5, Informative

      Federal highway funds are linked to the drinking age. If a state sets their drinking age below 21, they lose millions upon millions of dollars in federal highway funds.

      States basically have the choice of discriminating against 18-20 year old adults and going bankrupt.

      LK

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    16. Re:Legal age by SeaFox · · Score: 5, Funny
      Three anonymous cowards went into a bar...

      and the bartender said "Whoa, whoa, whoa. You gotta show some id to prove you're 21, and you can't all use the same one!"
    17. Re:Legal age by Baki · · Score: 4, Informative

      Most countries do not have a "drinking age". In most of europe it is forbidden to sell alcohol to minors below 16 (18 for stronger drinks above 30% alcohol) but any parent may allow his children to drink (with moderation). I used to drink some wine at dinner from age 10. I've been drunk 2 times in my life (I'm about 40 now).

      I think the US is the only country in the world with such a strict view on drinking, and it does not help. There is no less drinking amongst the youth in the US as in europe, and I just cannot understand where this phobia comes from. Maybe some after effect of the prohibition in the 1930s?

    18. Re:Legal age by DragonWriter · · Score: 2, Informative
      I think the US is the only country in the world with such a strict view on drinking, and it does not help.


      Sadly, no, the US is not the only country with "such a strict view on drinking", several countries have much stricter views (e.g., Saudi Arabia.)
    19. Re:Legal age by notwrong · · Score: 5, Insightful

      To make light of those that serve with honor is the greatest abuse of the freedoms you enjoy as a result of thier sacrifice.

      How does it count as "freedom" if you restrict the the things that people are allowed to make light of?

    20. Re:Legal age by snarkth · · Score: 2, Insightful

      While I appreciate your sense of loyalty, I think you should lighten up some. Self-deprecating humor is part of what separates a fanatic from someone with wisdom, and can make an intolerable situation a whole helluva lot more tolerable.

        In other words, "If you can't take a joke, you shouldn't have joined up."

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    21. Re:Legal age by Mad+Marlin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Port is candy goodness.

    22. Re:Legal age by BlueItalian · · Score: 2, Funny

      we don't have a legal drinking age, but some places are *in theory* restricted to young people. I started with wine when I was 12, coming from the biggest wine making region of the country it's absolutely normal. The difference with anglo-saxon countries is cultural, we drink to taste, you drink to get ridiculously drunk and do something stupid (I lived in Madrid for a long time, I've seen it all...) because you're too "controlled" to do it when you're ain't. This applies specially to english people, americans are a mixed bag, Irish they just don't count because for them sky is the limit. I would like to see a drinking competition between an Irish and a guy from Friuli: that would be an amazing titan's clash.

    23. Re:Legal age by Dun+Malg · · Score: 5, Insightful

      A big fuck you to whomever modded this as funny. There is nothing funny about those that lose thier lives in service of thier country. The current world circumstances are especially sad when a command in chief is as clueless as the idiot in the White House. As a veteran, it brings tears to my eyes when I hear about the lose of life in Iraq. To make light of those that serve with honor is the greatest abuse of the freedoms you enjoy as a result of thier sacrifice. WTF are you talking about? There's nothing wrong with the humor there. It's not insulting to people in uniform. You need to chill, man. Not long ago I came back from 2 years in Afghanistan with the good ol' US Army. I can't say how it might affect casualties, but I can assure you that a couple drinks a day there would definitely have improved my morale.
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    24. Re:Legal age by Gryle · · Score: 3, Insightful

      A lot of the fear is scaremongering by the Mothers/Students Against Drunk Driving organizations. At my high school these groups did some kind of presentation at least once a semester. Instead of teaching that alcohol needs to be consumed responsibly, they preached that all alcohol is bad and will make you into some kind of monster if you come within 5 feet of it. They're responsible for most of the legislations that raised the legal drinking ages.

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    25. Re:Legal age by adrianmonk · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I think the US is the only country in the world with such a strict view on drinking, and it does not help. There is no less drinking amongst the youth in the US as in europe, and I just cannot understand where this phobia comes from.

      I'll assume that you don't know the answer to that since you're apparently not from the US and thus probably didn't have to take multiple years of US History in school at every level. Basically, 500 years ago, Europe wasn't so hot in the religious freedom department. So all the various groups that believed slightly differently (and I really mean only slightly differently in the grand scheme of things -- we are talking about 100 different flavors of Christianity here) couldn't practice freely, or at least not as freely as they wanted to. Consequences ranged from annoyance level to death. So there was all this land over here in the Americas, and not a hell of a lot of established bureaucracy to regulate it, and about a zillion separate groups decided, "Hey, let's go over there where we can do what we please, and we'll build a new, ideal society! We've thought about this a lot, and we think we have the correct interpretation of the Bible and that nobody else does, so once we run things according to the real Godly principles we've discovered, everything will be totally schweet and kick ass." So they did. Net result? Not only were the real religious zealots (the ones who not only took religion seriously, but so seriously that the established variation of Christianity wasn't good enough) siphoned out of Europe, but they got together and established entire (small) societies based on fairly extreme principles. So they were extreme to start with, and then they put themselves in a situation that encouraged extremeness.

      Now, all of these Utopian religious societies really didn't last. As Bruce Cockburn said, "Let's hear a laugh for the man of the world / Who thinks he can make things work / Tried to build a New Jerusalem / And ended up with New York." However, although the societies didn't work and people ended up going more mainstream, they still had a major, lasting effect, because American life continued to be pretty seriously religious even after the initial influx of religiously-motivated colonizers. First there was The Great Awakening, basically a series of revivals which swept the nation and pretty much permanently altered society. It was, if I remember right, a global event, but it pretty much centered on the US. As if that wasn't enough, there was a Second Great Awakening 100-ish years later.

      The net result of it these days is that American Christianity is somewhat of its separate thing, in the same sense that Catholicism is different from the Eastern Orthodox Church. Obviously, they all basically believe in the same things, but they don't think about it in just the same way. For example, American Christianity has tended to have a strong current of evangelicalism. It also has tended to be a little bit anti-intellectual, which has largely as a result of a reaction against The Enlightenment.

      So yeah, it's related to Prohibition. But only in the sense that both are part of a much larger trend. I have in my desk drawer a pencil with an American flag design on it and the words "LOYAL TEMPERANCE LEGION / We Stand for Total Abstinence". I got it from my grandmother's house, and I believe my grandparents got it from my grandfather's mother, who was very active in the temperance movement. It was at one time a very mainstream thing to do. And it's not completely nonexistent either -- they, in fact, still exist and have a web site.

      So basically, Puritanism is still alive and well in the culture in the US. There are plenty of people with more moderate views, but there is a certain balance, and both have influence.

    26. Re:Legal age by rohan972 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So basically, Puritanism is still alive and well in the culture in the US. There are plenty of people with more moderate views, but there is a certain balance, and both have influence.

      I heard one pastor say "Jesus turned water into wine, and evangelical christians have been trying to turn it back ever since."

      However, I do want to comment on your use of the word "moderate" (presumably compared to "extreme" Puritanism) refering apparently to those whose christianity allows for drinking alcohol:

      Jesus turned water into wine, the apostle Paul recommended to Timothy to drink wine for health reasons (I Timothy 5:23). So since I take this literally and conclude that to forbid wine is anti-christianity, aren't I being extreme, and teetotalers being moderate (allowing for new interpretations to affect doctrine). I'm certainly not trying to be moderate in my beliefs, I just find it impossible to reconcile Jesus miraculous production of wine with a prohibition on alcohol.

  4. Four drinks a day? by Kelson · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Is that four drinks every day? Or is that up to four drinks in a given 24-hour period, from time to time? - i.e. four drinks on Saturday night, then several more scattered throughout the week

    Because I don't hink I'd consider four drinks every day to be "moderate" drinking.

    1. Re:Four drinks a day? by Funkcikle · · Score: 5, Funny

      Perhaps I am just a lightweight, but if I were drinking four drinks a day I would expect my chances of dying in a variety of ways to decrease, simply due to the fact that I was spending most of my time either singing "Brown Eyed Girl" or hugging people - both known to prolong life, generate vitality and fight discombobulation of the spleen.

    2. Re:Four drinks a day? by pclminion · · Score: 4, Informative

      Shotgunning four drinks one after the other (binging, basically) is one thing. Drinking four drinks over the course of a six hour evening is something else. I'm kind of surprised at the number as well. Wikipedia's page on cirrhosis states that "There is great variability in the amount of alcohol needed to cause cirrhosis (as little as 3-4 drinks a day in some men and 2-3 in some women)." This seems to put 3-4 drinks as a LOWER bound on the danger zone. There may be people (quite a few people in fact) who can tolerate more than that.

    3. Re:Four drinks a day? by Kevster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      IIRC, that's four drinks every day, but only if you drink with your meals (presumably lunch and supper). Drinking outside of mealtime (bar hopping, happy hour after work, etc.) has a negative effect.

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    4. Re:Four drinks a day? by Tx · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What do you drink, Jack Daniels by the pint? Most people I know, even lightweights, can handle an aperitif or two, a couple of glasses of wine with a meal, maybe a brandy or whisky after, without being particularly drunk. So I guess it depends what you count as one drink, and how fast you're chucking them down.

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    5. Re:Four drinks a day? by hchaos · · Score: 5, Funny
      Because I don't hink I'd consider four drinks every day to be "moderate" drinking.
      Yeah, I barely consider four drinks every day to be drinking at all!
    6. Re:Four drinks a day? by Funkcikle · · Score: 2, Funny
      You must be female. Because if you are a guy that kind of behavior would most likely result in an ass beating or a night in jail.
      Clearly you do not know what kind of guy I am. Bring on the ass-jail combo, I say, and fetch the bucket of soapy frogs! And one more martini, please.
    7. Re:Four drinks a day? by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 3, Funny

      But if it's a work day, you don't have very much time to get all those drinks down.

      Wait, you don't drink at work? Insane. Our office manager picked up a couple cases of microbrew just today and stuck them in the fridge for us. We used to have to stock the fridge ourselves at my last employer. Man I love the computer industry.

  5. Can't drink by Terminal+Saint · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I wondered if they remembered to take into account people who don't drink because of pre-existing health conditions that result in shorter life spans. That's a variable they tend to forget in these studies...

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    1. Re:Can't drink by booyabazooka · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Also consider who can afford to drink regularly (and afford healthcare)... Or perhaps the simple confound that people who drink moderately tend to also take other things in moderation (cholesterol, smoking, etc.)

    2. Re:Can't drink by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I wondered if they remembered to take into account people who don't drink because of pre-existing health conditions that result in shorter life spans.

      Yes. Well, sort of. They normalized for dietary habits, physical activity, and general health as they correlate to drinking and it resulted in a positive correlation, but it is unclear from the summary I read if that is the number reported or a smaller positive correlation. I suspect the latter. This article about the study also left out the difference between the European and American data and results. For Americans, three drinks was the point where the numbers no longer provided a benefit, probably because Americans are more likely to drink all of it at once and without food, rather than with meals.

  6. The things i do by Programmer_In_Traini · · Score: 4, Funny

    The things I do for my health ... *hic*

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  7. Makes me happy by WhatsAProGingrass · · Score: 2, Funny

    Good moods will help prevent a cold and alcohol will extend my lifespan. Good thing alcohol puts me in a good mood.

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    1. Re:Makes me happy by The-Bus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You're probably not far off. I know some wines have health benefits, but I'm guessing the biggest benefit from moderate drinking is that the drinker is more relaxed: stress is certainly no friend to health.

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  8. Re:Make up your mind by eln · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Clearly, from this study, if you're having 4 drinks a week, you DO have a drinking problem. Specifically, your problem is you aren't drinking enough.

  9. Re:Alcohol + what? by sRev · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Or, is it that the behavior of enjoying a drink or two a day is correlated with something else that extends longevity (e.g., having more friends, being more relaxed and less stressed, etc.).

  10. Worldwide Recommendations... by 80's+Greg · · Score: 2, Informative

    Check out the worldwide recommendations for drinking. Currenty (as far as this chart is concerned), the # of drinks men should consume is "no more than two drinks per day", and "no more than one drink per day" for women.

    http://www.drinkingandyou.com/site/uk/biggy.htm

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  11. breaking news! by Ogive17 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is only the 10,000th study done (this year) on this subject stating some good can come from drinking in moderation!

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  12. Reduce chance of death? by endianx · · Score: 2, Funny

    According to the data, drinking a moderate amount of alcohol -- up to four drinks per day in men and two drinks per day in women -- reduces the risk of death from any cause by roughly 18 percent, the team reports in the Archives of Internal Medicine. Will it reduce my chances of dying after being hit by a bus by 18%?
  13. The old correlation--causation confusion by Ancient_Hacker · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Well, that would be *excellent*, I love a glass of wine or three a day. A beer or two on a hot day is just heavenly.

    But unfortunately the correlation may not imply causation. i.e. people who live longer drink more, but not vice-versa.

    • Maybe really sick people don't drink as much.
    • Maybe the people that have four drinks a day have to be quite healthy to keep that up day after day after day.
    • Maybe drinking keeps them off the streets, or out of other dangerous places.
    • Maybe all the 4-drink-a-day people have died already and were not around for a survey.

    Lotsa possible ways to spoil things.

    1. Re:The old correlation--causation confusion by OriginalArlen · · Score: 2, Insightful

      unfortunately the correlation may not imply causation. i.e. people who live longer drink more, but not vice-versa. You are correct, Sir. Clearly, further research is indicated. Cheers! :)
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  14. Re:military & drinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    In the Philippines, bartenders [do not] check the age of American soldiers.

    Fair enough. In the Philippines, American soldiers do not check the age of Philippino girls...

  15. Backwoods Cough Medicine.. by vmfedor · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Where I live, people still make their own moonshine in their basement. My manager told me that when she starts feeling a cold coming on, she'll take a shot or two of that nasty stuff at night and then wake up feeling great. But I guess when you're drinking stuff that is used for sterilization it's not surprising. :) However, I'm curious as to whether or not the "healing effects" are lessened if you don't manage to drink every day, sort of like when you stop taking antibiotics prematurely. Chock one up to good old fashioned redneck ingenuity. :P

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  16. Obligatory Simpsons quote by antifoidulus · · Score: 4, Funny

    Homer: "To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems"

  17. Stats 101... by Dzimas · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Correlation does not imply causation. All we can say is that "people who drink a bit of alcohol tend to live longer," not that alcohol prolongs their lives. It could be that these individuals take the time to socialize and de-stress, which causes them to live longer. Or perhaps there are financial factors at play: someone who can afford to drink three or four bottles of wine a week is not likely to be living in abject poverty. Of course, it could also be that anti-oxidant properties of the beverages have a positive effect as well.

    1. Re:Stats 101... by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Correlation does not imply causation.

      Actually, correlation frequently implies causation. Much of science is looking at correlations and testing to find corresponding causations. Correlation does not necessarily imply a given causation. You are correct in so much as this study does not provide any proof that drinking will cause you to live longer. It was, however, normalized for several other strong correlations, such as medical conditions and dietary habits. If you're looking to live longer, drinking a few drinks a day may help or it may not. I think it's worth a shot, but I was going to do it anyway.

  18. Offtopic, but amusing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Once lived in a dorm that was co-ed by door, and was awakened one night by a drunken female staggering in my door and flopping down next to me in bed...She'd gotten off on the wrong floor from the elevator, and had mistaken my room for her room. I don't know who the hell she thought I was...Anyway...Being a chivalrous geek, I just rolled over and went back to sleep...I assumed that she would understand the nature of her mistake upon awakening, and maybe, I don't know, invite me to breakfast or something.

    Three hours later I was standing in the hall with no shirt, after being thrown out of my own room by a still-drunk girl who was convinced that I'd sneaked into her room in the night! One of my floormates called campus security (probably for their own amusement), and the whole thing ended up being written up (in garbled form) as a security report in the campus paper.

    Not only did I not get breakfast, poor girl was so humiliated by the whole incident that she avoided me until I transferred 18 months later.

    I think the moral is either: Don't drink the punch, or Let sleeping geeks lie.

    1. Re:Offtopic, but amusing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      You should have brought *her* breakfast.

      And, likely, a bucket.

    2. Re:Offtopic, but amusing by Jehosephat2k · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think the moral is either: Don't drink the punch, or Let sleeping geeks lie.

      Or lock your door.

  19. Re:waste of a study by crabpeople · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wow buddy, you sound streesed. How about a drink?

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  20. Mod up parent by John+Jamieson · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It is amazing(troubling) the number of studies that leave out the reason for not drinking. To read the article and not see any mention of controls on reason for abstaining raises BIG question marks in my mind.

    This would not just apply to alcohol. If there was a study on Caffine, I would want the abstainers not to have chosen to refrain. Why? if the caffine leaves them feeling bad enough to quit they are already tangebly different than the average person.

  21. Different types of alcohol! So which one is it? by WidescreenFreak · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The one thing that these types of articles always seem to do is to lump all types of alcohol together although there are several different types of alcohol sources. I'm not a connoisseur by any stretch, but I've heard from people who are in the medical profession that the body reacts very differently to different types of alcohol and that different types have different health benefits.

    As I understand it, and I have full confidence in the Slashdot crowd to let me know if I'm wrong, red wine alcohol comes from the sugar fermentation of red grapes and contains quite a bit of healthy anti-oxidants. White wine, on the other hand, contains far fewer anti-oxidants and therefore does not have the health benefits of red wine. In fact, the anti-oxidants entry on Wikipedia also makes this claim. Conversely, the alcohol in harder drinks like whiskey is grain-based alcohol that generally has little health benefits, not including its ability to wipe out the weaker brain cells. ;)

    Friends of mine who are very much into drinking and partying have said from their own experience that the alcohol buzz from sources like grapes is vastly different and impacts them differently than the grain alcohol in harder drinks. (Yes, I'm aware that the smart-ass responses to that almost write themselves.)

    But even a friend's mom who is a registered nurse got on his case one time when he got plastered from a combination of wine and spirits, claiming that, "Mixing those types of alcohol together is incredibly dangerous!"

    Again, as one not involved in the medical profession I can only make suppositions on all of this. But it does bother me how reports like this have a tendency of throwing around the generic term "alcohol" as though it encompasses all drinks when that should not necessarily be the case.

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  22. Polyphenols and wine by o'reor · · Score: 3, Insightful
    A few studies mentioned in this Wikipedia page tend to demonstrate that there could be a benefit in drinking red wine because of polyphenols. These studies have been wildly popular on "zis side of ze pond" particularly among wine traders and farmers. And doctors, too. My father, who has a heart disease, has been prescribed at least half a glass of red wine a day (which pisses him off, because he hates red wine !).

    Finding out who paid for these studies and the publicizing of their results, is another story... With alcohol and wine lobbies strongly rooted in the french political life, and recently getting into academic funding, you should always follow the money before you make your mind about these studies...

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    1. Re:Polyphenols and wine by russotto · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In the semi-Puritan US, where the government and talking heads really hate to say anything positive about alcohol, I take theories about polyphenols and flavenoids to largely be an attempt to conceal the conclusion that many studies keep pointing to. Namely, that there's benefit from alcohol consumption. And not just moderate (by US standards) consumption, but frequent consumption (moderate by European standards). The studies keep showing it, but the govt and talking heads still keep talking about alcohol like it's a bad thing and continue to say that there's no reason to increase your consumption.

      Not that polyphenols might not have a positive effect; only that it's likely small compared to the positive effect of alcohol.

  23. Joyful life... by neax · · Score: 2, Insightful

    anything that we enjoy in moderation is good for us. I think that we live longer if we have fun and enjoy ourselves.

    Having a healthy outlook on life and enjoying good food, good drink and good times with others all help to contribute to this, whether it is over a drink, a meal or doing some activity; it does not really matter. The objective is to have a sense of achievement in our work and enjoy time with friends and family.

    I imagine that drowning your daily woes with a lonely depressed drink everyday would actually shorten your life. However, sitting out in the sun enjoying a glass of wine or a beer with your wife or your friends and just generally relaxing, enjoying life will help you live longer.

    My math says: Hard work + Fun (both in moderation...this is important)= Decrease stress = Joyful life = Live longer

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  24. Collegiate Behavior... by Landshark17 · · Score: 2, Funny

    We college students have known about this for years!

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  25. ... or it could be olive oil.... by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 2, Interesting
    This old chestnut keeps raising its head: Look at the Italians/Greeks/whatever. They have long lives. It must be the alcohol.... or maybe it's the olive oil... or fresh tomatos.... or yogurt...

    Truth is that people's lives are a combination of so many factors that singling out one factor is pretty pointless.

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  26. Re:Riddle me this... by corbettw · · Score: 2, Funny

    They're probably too hung over.

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  27. Re:Latecomers to the H2G2 party killing all jokes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    >Please don't kill Douglas Adams for me, and others.

    Too late.

    *ducks*

  28. Re:The NRA handles the 2nd ammendment. by ptbarnett · · Score: 2, Informative
    ACLU is a wider-focus group that decides to not deal with the 2nd ammendment because the narrow-focus NRA is taking care of it.

    The ACLU takes an active position against the individual-rights interpretation of the Second Amendment.

    http://www.aclu.org/police/gen/14523res20020304.ht ml

    They claim to be neutral, but their officially stated position is not:

    We believe that the constitutional right to bear arms is primarily a collective one, intended mainly to protect the right of the states to maintain militias to assure their own freedom and security against the central government.

  29. There are more things to die from if you drink by banerjek · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...drinking a moderate amount of alcohol -- up to four drinks per day in men and two drinks per day in women -- reduces the risk of death from any cause by roughly 18 percent... Yet we are told that 100% of humans eventually die from something. If the risk of every cause of death (which by definition must include alcohol related ones) is reduced by 18%, that difference must go somewhere.


    Must be reincarnation......

  30. Re:Alcoholism different from drinking in moderatio by GigsVT · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Here in the US we have this thing called the drug war. You may have heard of it. One of the central tenants pushed out by the government propaganda machine (called the ONDCP) is that all use is abuse. There's no such thing as "harmless use" of any drug, not in the brave new USA at least.

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  31. Re:This article is such bullshit by poopdeville · · Score: 3, Informative

    You first, I'm having a beer.

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  32. Self-selected non-drinkers cause of bias? by daveewart · · Score: 2, Insightful

    One thing it's always important to consider when looking at the health consequences of a human-controllable factor such as drinking alcohol is: some people may make a decision about how much alcohol to drink and this decision is based on a reason related to their current health.

    For example, those who are already unwell or have a chronic condition may well decide to avoid alcohol completely, or have this recommended to them by their doctors. This means that the future outcomes recorded for "those who do not drink, or who drink very little" can be biased to some extent by the fact that they are already at a higher risk of disease or death. Getting this sort of bias measured is incredibly difficult.

    If this happens, then you get a mortality relationship which seems to be telling you: drinking almost nothing has a modest mortality rate (because it includes all those who have been avoid alcohol); a small amount of alcohol, consumed by largely health-conscious people leads to a lower mortality rate; then higher levels of alcohol lead to higher mortality rates. At face value, this suggests that "drinking a small amount of alcohol is good for you". While this may be true, you have to be very careful in interpreting the results.

    Basically, this boils down to the difference between: some people get ill or die because they drink a lot, and some people drink very little because they are already ill.

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  33. Automobile Accidents by thedbtree · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't have any statistics to back this up so this might be bogus but one thought came to mind was automobile accidents.

    For several years I worked for an automobile towing company which was licensed to do all the towing for the area towns. Some of the more gruesome car accidents that involved a driver under the influence of alcohol walked away without a scratch on them, while other horrendous accidents with sober drivers either lead to a fatality or some serious injuries.

    The accident scenes were disgusting and when the officer would tell me the driver walked away from it because they were drunk, I was almost in shock. I guess the alcohol loosens up your body/muscles or slows your reaction time and you sort of bend with the accident rather than stiffen up for impact and do more damage to yourself.

    Of course-- there would be plenty less accidents all together without drunk drivers on the roads. And there are PLENTY of drunk driving accidents in which the driver and passengers are all instantly killed-- hopefully not taking innocent sober drivers with them.

    I don't really know where I'm going with this post-- because there are too many variables to this theory and I don't have any statistics, but I just thought I'd share my personal observations.

    Drunks at the wheel that hit things have a chance of living and sober people in that same accident could die or get seriously injured. I've seen it quite a few times and it still amazes me.

  34. As a homebrewer... by raddan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The stuff you mention is all anecdotal. I am not a chemist (but I am a homebrewer), and here's what I understand to be the difference between various alcoholic beverages. In the form that humans consume, there are basically two types of alcohol: ethyl and methyl. Yeast produce both, with ethyl alcohol in the greater quantity. Both forms of alchol are 'poisonous', but of the two ethyl is definitely preferable. Methyl breaks down to formaldehyde in your liver, which, among many nasty things, will cause you to go blind. In normal fermented beverages-- i.e., ones that have not been subject to distillation-- the quantity of methyl alcohol is a non-issue. Distilled beverages need to have the additional step of removing the methyl alcohol (or by engineering the distillation process so that methyl alcohol is not captured).

    There are basically two types of yeast (a fungus) that are responsible for all alcohol that we drink: ale yeasts (Saccharomyces cerevisiae), and lager yeasts (Saccharomyces pastorianus). Ale yeasts ferment at a higher temperature range than do lager yeasts. Lager yeasts are also capable of breaking down dextrose, which is a type of sugar that contributes 'mouthfeel' (like 'fullness') to a beverage. This is why lagers tend to be lighter in body than ales. Various strains exists among these two types that produce a variety of esters, fusel alcohols, sulphur compounds, and so on, but in general these byproducts are kept to a minimum as they produce a whole variety of 'off flavors'-- fusels in particular make something taste 'hot' or 'spicy'.

    Anyhow-- the point being that the real difference between your choices for alcoholic beverages are: 1) alcoholic content (by weight/volume) and 2) the other kinds of things that are mixed in with those alcohols, (eg., sugars, tannins, and so on). A strong drink (like wine as compared to a typical beer) affects you differently because there's more alcohol. Tannins also tend to make that hangover last a bit longer, although it should be said that hangovers are mostly caused by dehydration and/or vitamin B deficiency (vitamin B is utilized in alcohol metabolization).

    Yeast, by itself, has little or nothing to do with those other compounds. They're just there because they existed in the yeast's food (like grapes, barley, rice, etc), and the yeast had nothing to do with them, so they stuck around. Other organisms (molds, bacteria, and other 'wild yeasts') may affect them somewhat, but modern breweries (Belgians excepted) go to great lengths to make sure that these contaminants do not enter the product, as they make quality control extremely difficult.

    No, the point of these studies really is to try and isolate the benefits of consuming alcohol-- ethyl alcohol. Not the other things. We already know that, e.g., grapes are good for you, and if you really want a good source of antioxidants, try eating fresh fruits and veggies.