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The Geekiest Animals in History

Flipper writes "CNET has compiled a list of the geekiest animals throughout history. The entries include such peculiar characters as Ham The Astrochimp (the first chimp in space), Schrödinger's Cat (used to demonstrate quantum superposition) and Hans, a horse who could apparently do complex mathematics and read words. The classics are there too, Pavlov's dogs get a well-deserved mention, as does Dolly The Sheep. What sounds like a pretty bizarre list is actually strangely interesting — some of these animals are seriously geeky."

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  1. Not a chance by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 5, Funny

    Where's Mr. Peabody?

    "Sherman, fire up the wayback machine..."

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    1. Re:Not a chance by StefanJ · · Score: 2, Funny

      Mr. Peabody was a neodog, uplifted in 2114. He stole the Wayback Machine to escape his oppressive masters (he was on lease to Halliburton Homeland Security Concepts, Ltd.) and settled in 1960s North America to take advantage of readily available weed and a lax attitude toward cross-species adoptions.

    2. Re:Not a chance by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 3, Funny

      'Every Which Way But Loose'?

      That ape only looked smart in comparison to Clint Eastwood.

    3. Re:Not a chance by nathanh · · Score: 2, Funny
      Where's Mr. Peabody?

      Quiet, you.

  2. Geekiest extinct animal by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 5, Funny

    Has to be the long horse.
    It was the multicore processor of its day.
    Moores' law (not THAT Moore, his great grandfather) held that horses would double in length every 18 months.

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    1. Re:Geekiest extinct animal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You friggin bastards talking on your cellphones while riding the wheat guzzling long horses, like you need a horse that's twice as long as everyone else's.

  3. No Danger Mouse!? by geekoid · · Score: 3, Funny

    ahhh crum.

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  4. Lesser known by edwardpickman · · Score: 5, Funny

    Less is said about an alternative test called Schrödinger's lawyer. The test involved the gun discharging no matter what state the particle was in. Schrödinger himself admitted the proposed test was pointless but much more satisfying and humane than the cat test.

  5. The Very Definition of Geekiness. by o0OSABO0o · · Score: 5, Funny
    ScuttleMonkey wrote: What sounds like a pretty bizarre list is actually strangely interesting ...

    I would add:

    I think that finding this a strangely interesting article is the very definition of what it means to be a geek.

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  6. Re:Where is Laika? by hey! · · Score: 3, Funny

    Laika died a few hours after launch from stress and overheating,


    Now when North Korea launches its space program, the do will be cooked on purpose.
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  7. Re:Tux? by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 5, Funny

    Schrodinger's cat is NOT hypothetical. He exists... probably

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  8. Wht do u get when u cross a polar bear with a Seal by geekoid · · Score: 4, Funny

    A polar bear.

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  9. Re:How about the Trojan Horse? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nah, Trojan Horses are more greeky.

  10. See also by Swimport · · Score: 1, Funny

    Topping CNET's evilest animal list is:

    -1 Hitlers Dog
    -2 Stalins Hampster
    -3 Osamas Poodle

  11. Re:Where is Laika? by rudeboy1 · · Score: 3, Funny

    That is an awefully expensive way to cook up a batch of General Tso's "chicken"...

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  12. Remember humans are animals too by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 3, Funny

    Lest we give all the glory to other species.

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  13. Re:Tux? by PitaBred · · Score: 5, Funny

    You haven't observed him, have you?

  14. Re:Shamu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    300-400 commands
    I bet that's much more than a soldier understands. (Same applies to GWB)

  15. I don't buy this by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...a horse who could apparently do complex mathematics

    A horse that understands the square root of negative one? No way.

    1. Re:I don't buy this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      A horse that understands the square root of negative one? No way.

      You can do this with any horse. Ask it for the square root of negative one and imagine the hoof stamping once.

  16. Re:Shamu by gardyloo · · Score: 4, Funny

    I asked him just how smart they really were and he said VERY smart. I asked how many commands they knew, and he said 300-400, which is really very amazing.

          Unfortunately, it maxes-out around 300-400, depending on how much time the whales want to spend on training the people.

  17. The man in the mirror. by vain+gloria · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'd be considered the hairy, unkempt member of clan Stallman.

  18. You missed one geeky animal by revolu7ion · · Score: 1, Funny

    Steve Ballmer?

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  19. Re:How about the Trojan Horse? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    > Nah, Trojan Horses are more greeky.

    Beware the Geeks, bearing GIFs!

  20. HEY! by iminplaya · · Score: 3, Funny

    What about Snoopy?? He was a WWl ace, an author, a world traveler, multi-lingual, a real lady's man(dog?) and he could do cool tricks with his dog food dish.

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  21. Re:Where is Laika? by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 2, Funny

    >> but looking at an ape is like looking in a mirror.

    Only if your user name is vain gorilla.

  22. Re:Tux? by baldass_newbie · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm sure you knew this already, and hence the clever comment

    Of course I did. I'm brilliant. That's why I post on /.!

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