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Confidential Microsoft Emails Posted Online

dos4who writes "From the class action 'Comes et al. v. Microsoft' suit, some very enlightening internal Microsoft emails are now made public. Emails to and from Bill Gates, Steve Ballmer, Jim Allchin, etc all make for some mind blowing reading. One of my favorites is from Jim Allchin to Bill Gates, entitled 'losing our way,' in which Allchin states 'I would buy a Mac today if I was not working at Microsoft.'"

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  1. 2001 by DarkOx · · Score: 5, Funny

    called they want their Halloween documents back!

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    1. Re:2001 by ettlz · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Offtopic"?! It's like that Robot Chicken sketch: Dicks — with mod points!

  2. Email by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    If only they had used lycos for their email.

  3. In communist Russia... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    In communist Russia, the Mac would buy Allchin today if it weren't working for Microsoft.

    1. Re:In communist Russia... by russ1337 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think I speak for all of us when I say you need to work on your Soviet-Russia jokes....

    2. Re:In communist Russia... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      "you need to work on your Soviet-Russia jokes...."

      No. Please don't.

    3. Re:In communist Russia... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      In Soviet Russia, the pejoratives expend energy atop the second person pronoun.

  4. Re:It just goes to say that by EveryNickIsTaken · · Score: 5, Funny

    You clearly do not read /. often.

  5. Could this explain... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    ...why Jim Gray went missing? Possibly that buried within one of the emails is the cryptic line "J. must GO! Do what ever it takes!"

    Stay tuned!

  6. Re:Non-PDF? by JudicatorX · · Score: 3, Funny

    Most of those email are plain-text. Is it really necessary to pdf them? Why don't they print them out, then take a picture of the printout on a wooden table, and post *that* to the web.

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  7. Re:Non-PDF? by nacturation · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can anyone find any non-PDF versions of these? I don't allow PDF's in my biz... Yet you apparently allow Slashdot. Excellent policy.
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  8. Re:One of my favorites by Jugalator · · Score: 1, Funny

    Hmm, looks like some material here to post for new articles on Wikiquote! :-)

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  9. Re:Non-PDF? by -kertrats- · · Score: 3, Funny

    When he said...

    If it's just a matter of hating Adobe Reader, there are free open-source alternatives out there.

    What did you hear?

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  10. Re:/. bias by DogDude · · Score: 5, Funny

    Actually, that comment is indicative of a well run business. They identified problems with their own products, they identified their competitors' strengths, and they moved to address those issues. Realizations like that are part of the reason that they're the #1 software company on the planet.

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  11. I don't know why by Omeger · · Score: 4, Funny

    They would want to buy a Mac. You can do a LOT more things a LOT cheaper on a normal PC.

  12. What I don't get by mrfantasy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is Jim Allchin.

    I mean, his chin isn't particulary prominent at all.

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  13. Allchin...? by tanveer1979 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Jim Allchin, is that you?! Never knew you hung out here too

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  14. Hold on... by deesine · · Score: 2, Funny

    I didn't see where Kevin Bacon figures in?

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  15. Re:Losing our way? by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 3, Funny

    MS-DOS used ^Z for EOF, like VMS. That's also where they got the forward slash for command line arguments.
    try:
    COPY NUL: C:\COMMAND.COM

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  16. Re:broken legal system by MindStalker · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sorry, typo. Obviously I meant to say Your troll is using your computer.

  17. Re:Confidential email by arthurpaliden · · Score: 2, Funny

    You must be mad...programmers don't play golf, or any other sport the exposes one to sunshine.

  18. Re:They are the one's laughing.... by pallmall1 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Apple and Microsoft had roughly the same profit last quarter, but Microsoft required 10x the revenue to make as much as Apple, Inc.
    That's because Microsoft uses Microsoft software.
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  19. Re:They are the one's laughing.... by Senzei · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've made web apps in .NET. It might be the killer app if you're job is server administration, but it's murder on developers.
    See, killer app. Hey, at least Microsoft isn't trying to redefine the term "killer" like everyone else seems to want to.
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  20. Re:Uhm, Whatever, Jim by adrianmonk · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's an evocative way of saying "right now, Mac is better than what we're offering."

    It's an attention-getting way of phrasing things. Sort of like that scene in Men in Black where Will Smith has figured out a critically important piece of information, and he keeps trying to tell everyone but nobody will listen, so eventually he just loudly yells out, "YO, OLD GUYS!".

    In case you're wondering, I don't really have anything to contribute. I just really like that scene.