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Confidential Microsoft Emails Posted Online

dos4who writes "From the class action 'Comes et al. v. Microsoft' suit, some very enlightening internal Microsoft emails are now made public. Emails to and from Bill Gates, Steve Ballmer, Jim Allchin, etc all make for some mind blowing reading. One of my favorites is from Jim Allchin to Bill Gates, entitled 'losing our way,' in which Allchin states 'I would buy a Mac today if I was not working at Microsoft.'"

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  1. One of my favorites by lecithin · · Score: 5, Interesting

    http://www.iowaconsumercase.org/011107/PX_2768.pdf

    "Screw Sun, cross-platform will never work. Let's move on and steal the Java language."

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    1. Re:One of my favorites by Cheapy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Interestingly, that one is written by someone working on Visual J++.

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    2. Re:One of my favorites by diesel66 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I don't mean to nit-pick you, but it wasn't written merely by someone working on Visual J++.

      It was written the the Visual J++ Product Manager.

      This speaks volumes to the company's strategy.

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    3. Re:One of my favorites by nbritton · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Really? He was also the PM for C#, and worked for Sun prior to joining Microsoft... http://www.ilkeratalay.com/articles/vsnet_en.php

  2. It just goes to say that by Travoltus · · Score: 3, Interesting

    MicroSoft's worst detractors are their own execs.

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  3. Groklaw coverage by arun_s · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Is this not the same thing Groklaw covered quite sometime back? There are several updates in the link, including a clarification from Allchin on that 'I'd buy a Mac' quote.

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    1. Re:Groklaw coverage by stsp · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Is this not the same thing Groklaw covered quite sometime back? There are several updates in the link, including a clarification from Allchin on that 'I'd buy a Mac' quote.

      Which is hilarious in itself :)

      Quote:

      2-and-a-half years later, Windows Vista has turned into a phenomenal product, better than any other OS we've ever built and far, far better than any other software available today, in my opinion. It's going to be available to customers on Jan 30, and I suggest everyone go out and get it as soon as you can. It's that good.

      Next thing he says is:

      The spirit of being self-critical continues to flourish at Microsoft.

    2. Re:Groklaw coverage by nacturation · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Anyone have the original video? The URL (http://www.apple.com/ilife/video/ilife04_32C.html ) in the PDF is a 404... Apple should really put it back up.

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    3. Re:Groklaw coverage by x-caiver · · Score: 3, Interesting

      2-and-a-half years later, Windows Vista has turned into a phenomenal product, better than any other OS we've ever built and far, far better than any other software available today, in my opinion. It's going to be available to customers on Jan 30, and I suggest everyone go out and get it as soon as you can. It's that good.

      Next thing he says is:

      The spirit of being self-critical continues to flourish at Microsoft.

      Those two sentences may seem to conflict, but you are not seeing the whole picture.

      You are not seeing the people who are already working on making their feature 'have more features'. You are not seeing the work that the team is doing in preparation for a Service Pack, which will not add much in the way of new features but will address any late breaking issues or customer-reported features requests/bugs. And most importantly, you aren't seeing the individuals who are extremely passionate about the products that are shipped by Microsoft, the people who write ranting emails to other teams, the people who use the product and file bugs about how something is lame, or the people who go to meetings and sometimes have to get in to shouting matches with other people who just don't get it.

      Vista, like it or not, has turned into a 'phenomenal' product, by definition. Is it better than any other OS MS has released? Well, in some places it is, and in some places it isn't. There is a lot of new code that fixes a lot of old issues, but there are new behaviors that are less than pleasant. Is it far better than any other software available today? I don't really know what that even means. 'Better' in usability, stability, feature-bredth, customer-focus, opportunity for 3rd party develops, source code quantity? Who knows, luckily he put 'in my opinion' after it so we don't have to try to figure it out.

      But, the point is: The spirit of being self-critical is alive, and though every now and then it suffers a minor setback those events are simply small battles in the larger war.
  4. Very Interesting -- Tux Looms Large! Who Knew? by bratwiz · · Score: 4, Interesting


    The Linux Strategy???

    Since we now know that Microsoft is willing (nay, obsessed) to go "to the mat", as it were, the Linux strategy should be to exploit this tendancy as often as possible. If it happens often enough, either it will become an un-tenable situation for Microsoft, wherein after Microsoft will no longer be able to make any kind of TCO statements regarding Linux vs. Microsoft; and/or else they will go broke in all these no-profit deals (okay, admittedly, it will take them awhile to go broke... but it could happen! :)

    If nothing else, these documents reveal _very_ publically (what many of us already knew) that Microsoft is scared SHITLESS of Linux.

    Why should the market leader (a monopolistic, strong-arming, dirty-tricks, no-holds-barred leader at that!) be scared of a FREE operating system and open-source applications-- unless they can see that their dominant position is deeply threatened?

    Maybe Balmer will throw some more chairs at somebody. Better be prepared to duck fast.

    I wonder what business Microsoft will get into after computers, software and IT? :)

  5. Cold and MSHeartless. by spleen_blender · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I think it is kind of refreshing to see such emails. At least it lets us know that they aren't totally disconnected from reality and at least from the looks of it want to make progress that is not only profitable for their company, but for computing as a whole. Oh yeah, I HATE TEH MICRO$AUFT ZOMG! Sorry, was obligatory.

  6. Re:Very Interesting -- Tux Looms Large! Who Knew? by EveryNickIsTaken · · Score: 5, Interesting
    "..(what many of us already knew) that Microsoft is scared SHITLESS of Linux."

    Given that the youth of America have been brought up on MS products, they're going to have a stronger attachement to them than those of us who were brought up on Commodores, Amigas, and Apples. MS *clearly* knows this. Think about that.

  7. Re:broken legal system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Newbie legal question: Why is that document stamped "attorneys only" yet we're allowed to see it? I thought that stuff stayed in the court's files only? I'm asking because I was in a court case a few years ago and I hope the docs I submitted don't end up for public consumption etc.

  8. Wishful Thinking by LibertineR · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Microsoft may have been scared of Linux at one time, but that is certainly not true today.

    This is because the promise of Linux has been wasted by the lack of production of true killer applications, allowing both Microsoft and Apple to further embed their OS's among their faithful.

    New systems shipping with Vista are sticking a finger in the Penguin's eye, because when it comes down to it, its all about the apps.

    1. Re:Wishful Thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This is because the promise of Linux has been wasted by the lack of production of true killer applications
      Herein lies the answer to why the kooky predictions of GNU/Linux domination have yielded nothing eight years later. The GNU system /is/ the "killer app".

      The promise of the general purpose PC is only realized in a few areas of computing. Desktop computing isn't one of them. After having managed all aspects of a ~600 seat network for seven years, I am convinced that the click-and-drool way has done more to make workers disorganized and unproductive than any other element. There are, of course, people with excellent organizational skills, but even they are foiled. (At least with the dead-tree method, what's put, stays put.)

      The kaleidoscope 3D-on-2D interfaces remain confusing to most users. Click-and-tell isn't useful in a work environment, compared to a home environment, where the reprecussions of experimentation are not as important. This scares users into retreat, and they prefer everything to be static; users freeze in panic when something changes. Throughout the years, supposedly experienced IT workers have told me that the solution to this is to threaten my workers with being fired if they don't "learn". Wonderful. First off, I have no authority to do so, second, that's a great way to lower productivity even more. (Especially when you intimidate your co-workers so much that they feel the need to go around you and right up to the boss whenever something breaks.)

      In my opinion, so-called "user-friendly computing" ruined the electronic office. Users have been taught, through unintended punishment, to touch only their corner of the electronic real estate. Their productivity remains almost the same as with the old paper filing routine. GNU/Linux can never operate in such a hostile environment. The GNU system is about change and improvement, an environment where the user may get the most of his PC by chaining together "modular" pieces, which have purposely limited functionality, and are therefore simpler in nature.
    2. Re:Wishful Thinking by Lumpy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      New systems shipping with Vista are sticking a finger in the Penguin's eye, because when it comes down to it, its all about the apps.

      Nice marketing. Because if what you said was actually the truth, they would have problems selling any Vista licenses outside of new computers as users would be satisfied with the "apps".

      There are lots of Baying sheep that went out and bought vista. and right now they are calling me and other tech people wanting to know why their apps they bought have stopped working.

      Quicken and Quickbooks from a couple of years ago both have trouble under Vista. I also have people calling with corrupt Thumb drives as they simply remove them like normal under XP... Guess what , Vista comes with write delay turned on for USB devices, XP did not.

      Honestly the number of people that I have given free Ubuntu CD's to and have asked if I can help them install it are a nice thumb in the eye to Microsoft.

      and guess what, Quicken and Quickbooks works great under crossover office.

      Because it's all about the apps!

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  9. finally... by Grinin · · Score: 3, Interesting

    some true insight right out the mouth of the sources. I'm bookmarking these, and I've already printed some for my friends to read. Finally some proof that the evil empire is truly evil. "Screw Sun?" Scre you M$! Their products work!

  10. Re:In communist Russia... by tomhudson · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I think I speak for all of us when I say you need to work on your Soviet-Russia jokes....

    In Soviet Russia, joke works on YOU!

    Just as in Microsoft Amerika, Windows breaks YOU!

    Seriously, Microsoft wanted a "centrally-planned" soviet-style information economy, with them as the central planning commission and "Gates-keeper." These emails are just one (limited) view into that world.

  11. FUD is a corporate value. (from 91) by emptybody · · Score: 4, Interesting



    We are engaged in a FUD campaign to let the press know about some of the bugs.
    We'll provide info a few bugs at a time to stretch it out


    the proof is in the pudding

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  12. Re:Non-PDF? by MysticOne · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Umm, if you think DHML and CSS are the same on every platform, you need to use some other platforms. Every browser renders the content differently, even if you follow all the standards to the letter. That's just not acceptable.

  13. Re:They are the one's laughing.... by teknopurge · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Is this a joke?

    I work for a company that is just wrapping up 3 in-house software projects totaling 38 million USD. Do you know what technology was used for all of them? Java+Struts+DB2+MQ. .NET is a joke. The only people that think .NET is an Enterprise-class answer for anything are the people that don't work in an enterprise.

    DCOM sucks.

    The CLR is a performance _joke_ in the automotive and financial industries.

    All my comments aside, how can anyone with a modicum of professional experience think a 5yr old technology(.NET) would be a better choice then a 15yr old technology that is 64% of the market and still under heavy development and support?

    Go back to your parents basement and get me that patch for your Yahoo Messenger spam script you tool!

  14. Clarification and Implications. by Erris · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Nothing could be more clear than the intention of the rant, so I'll type it here for those too lazy to click the link. It deserves the space.

    I'm not sure how the company lost sight of what matters to our customers (both business and home) the most, but in my view we lost our way. ... our teams lost sight of what bug-free means, what resilience means, what full scenarios mean, what security means, what performance means, how important current applications are and really understanding what the most important probems are customers face are. I see lots of random features and some great vision, but that doesn't translate into great products.

    ...

    I would buy a Mac today if I was not working at Microsoft. If you run the equivalent of VPC on a MAC you get access to basically all Windows applications software ... If we are to rise to the challenge of Linux and Apple, we need to start taking the lessons of "scenario, simple, fast" to heart.

    -Jim Allchin, January 07 2004

    It's obvious they did not listen to him and that's good for everyone. Vista is 10 GB in size and wastes all sorts of processing power for it's DRM insanity, after they dropped their silly new file system and many other vaporware improvements. While it will be difficult if not impossible to make Vista work under Linux or Mac, it's not going to matter because Vista is going to kill the platform. The failure of Vista, more than the failure of Zune and Xbox shows that M$ is going to have to compete on something other than, "It's M$ and you are going to need them tomorrow no matter how crappy their stuff is."

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    1. Re:Clarification and Implications. by GrievousMistake · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The 360 is popular, but not that much of a success, assuming Microsoft would also like to actually make money on this console business of theirs.

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  15. Wow - Dr DOS test was justified??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    http://www.iowaconsumercase.org/011907/PLEX1025.pd f

    This looks like a document about internal testing of Dr DOS, and it looks like they had good reasons to warn people who were about to run windows on Dr DOS (as in - the crashes you will experience are their product, not ours)

  16. Re:Uhm, Whatever, Jim by stewbacca · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm a Mac user. If I get a job with Dell this Summer, I'll get a Dell. My loyalty is for sale. But since I don't work for Apple, yet choose to use a Mac...that says something right there.

  17. Ipod by TheUni · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I find this one especially funny: http://www.iowaconsumercase.org/011607/8000/PX0863 6.pdf

    "I bought the high end creative labs portable player. It was the NOMAD Jukebox Zen Xtra I have to tell you my experience with our software and this device is really terrible. I expect you already knew this but I had not personally experienced it. Now I spent the time last night really playing with it. My goodness it is terrible. What I don't understand though is that I was told that the new Creative Labs device would be comparible to Apple. This is so not the case" (13 year-old girl emphasis mine)

    This was a device already on the market that they endorsed. They knew they were slaughtered from the start and still unleashed playsforsure on us. Funny to see them admit how bad some of their own stuff is.
  18. Re:Losing our way? by Lazerf4rt · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Explorer was [not] so much better than Netscape that it deserved a 90% market share.

    Netscape was better up until around Netscape 4, when it turned into a clunky, steaming pile, and IE actually became the better, smoother, more enjoyable browser for a while. Today, Firefox is better.

    Excel was not so much better than Quattro Pro. Word was not so much better than WordPerfect.

    After Corel bought Quattro Pro and WordPerfect, they turned into steaming piles. I know... I worked there. :-) I think around WordPerfect 9, there was a latency in your typing that made it feel like a telnet session. And it crashed a lot. Excel and Word crash too, but generally, they've always been consistently solid, enjoyable products that get the job done.

  19. Re:/. bias by ScrewMaster · · Score: 5, Interesting

    when their business revolves around making me-too parodies of competitors innovative products.

    So what? Competition often involves duplicating or emulating a competitor's efforts, particularly when there aren't many ways to solve a particular problem. The entire patent and copyright systems in the U.S. were once geared toward encouraging the creation of new ideas and products, with the intent that they would eventually become the property of everyone. Consumers benefit when good product ideas are promulgated throughout an entire industry. Frankly, I'd like to see Microsoft steal more of the good stuff from other operating systems rather than simply ladling in more DRM and SFX.

    The fact that Microsoft isn't innovative is largely irrelevant when deciding if they are a good company or not, if you define innovative as meaning the development of novel products in-house. Many companies acquire technology originally developed outside the confines of their own organization. Is Google a bad company because they bought YouTube? Is Apple a bad company simply because they used some ideas originally developed by PARC? Windows NT (and all derivative OSes) benefited from technology originally developed by DEC and taken to Microsoft by Dave Cutler and his people. This idea that a company is somehow defective because it doesn't do everything on its own is a bit off-base. The fact that Microsoft point-blank steals a lot of technology, denies that fact, and the refuses to pay the originators is more to the point, however.

    People spend a lot of time complaining about the unoriginality of Microsoft's products. Who cares? Graphical operating system technology is becoming fairly mature and commoditized at this point, as a matter of fact most users don't particularly want novelty anymore ... they want efficiency and familiarity because computers are no longer expensive gadgets but necessary tools. In a sense, the user base has become more conservative with time and less tolerant of gratuitous changes. That's hurting Microsoft, because those selfsame users aren't really seeing a clear need for the latest-greatest any more.

    For example, I don't want my socket set working differently every few months, I want the damn things to do their jobs in a consistent manner. Yet, once I did buy a new set because the handle had some kind of gearing that gave a mechanical advantage ... very useful and worth the money. Operating systems are no different in that respect: if you want me to invest in something new, make damn sure it's worth my effort, otherwise I'll just be seriously torqued off. Apple has traditionally had a much better (not perfect, but better) grasp of this aspect of the user mentality than Microsoft.

    In the end, this has less to do with the originality of the ideas that Microsoft turns into products as it does with the quality of those implementations. By taking the comparatively poor quality of the products that Microsoft has sold over the years in concert with the equally-poor ethical (indeed, outright criminal) standards upon which that company operates ... now you can honestly say you have a bad company. Of course, if you're talking about profit-margin and growth rate, hell, Microsoft is an awesome corporation.

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  20. Clearly Insane according to Jim. by Erris · · Score: 2, Interesting

    they have focused on marketing, "power" and other crap that's ended in DRM and botnet hell.

    This is probably what Jim was talking about in 2004. I've posted this twice now, but it deserves every inch of space.

    I'm not sure how the company lost sight of what matters to our customers (both business and home) the most, but in my view we lost our way. ... our teams lost sight of what bug-free means, what resilience means, what full scenarios mean, what security means, what performance means, how important current applications are and really understanding what the most important probems are customers face are. I see lots of random features and some great vision, but that doesn't translate into great products.

    ...

    I would buy a Mac today if I was not working at Microsoft. If you run the equivalent of VPC on a MAC you get access to basically all Windows applications software ... If we are to rise to the challenge of Linux and Apple, we need to start taking the lessons of "scenario, simple, fast" to heart.

    All the FUD in the world won't save them from what Vista has become. The DRM alone could waste the resources of a multi-core super computer but that seems to be what they spent their development time doing. What a quagmire.

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  21. Context is important by BenJeremy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Let's not forget that both people discussing "screw Sun" used to work for them. There is probably a whole lot of baggage we'll never know that goes along with two guys switching companies and paradigms.

    As an EDSer, I've seen plenty of my former colleagues take a "screw EDS" view in their new companies... they were dissatisfied with aspects of business and how they were managed (sometimes justifiably, sometimes not so much); until they became just as disafected by their new employers, they were considerably hostile in words and action, at times, to their old employer.

    Given that they were involved with J++, discussing a cross-platform mandate (big with Slashdotters, but not even a blip on the radar screen with 99% of Microsoft's customer base), and the context of the discussion involved co-opting lessons learned and design imperitives (not really the product itself), this discussion was not exactly the smoking gun you guys would like it to be.

  22. Re:Microsoft brand FUD by Technician · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "We are engaged in a FUD campaign to let the press know about some of the bugs. We'll provide info a few bugs at a time to stretch it out."

    It seems to have bitten them back hard. Whenever there is a major Windows breach, I mention it as the exploit of the week. Most people "get it". Some don't and ask me about it. I tell them that this exploit is this weeks exploit, then pull up Google and find last weeks, the weeks before, the weeks before... Then mention patch Tuesday.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patch_Tuesday
    Very seldom is Patch Tuesday a single patch event. It covers several exploits showing there is a patchable exploit about once a week.

    From exhibit PX 851, a memo from bradsi to billg and steveb (among others) regarding alleged "bugs" in DR DOS as found by Microsoft commissioned NSTL:

    I don't know MS'es release schedule, but I doubt they had enough serious bugs to do a bug of the week for an entire year. MS has had enough bugs to have the bug of the week for a decade.

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  23. Re:broken legal system by caffeinemessiah · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This reminds me of the Enron e-mail data that was released, with similarly "shocking" emails. Actually, in the Enron case, they really were illuminating because a lot of e-mails addressed to Ken Lay towards the end of the company's life included the words "you bastard". Also, you didn't have to look very hard to find rampant corporate nepotism (Ken Lay's daughter Elizabeth pimping her friends). The original dataset is at CMU, and a web-browsable version is at enronemail.com, although you have to register for the latter one. The first link lets you download the zipped contents of a bunch of executive's email boxes (sent items, deleted items, inbox, etc.)...it's really nuts.

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  24. FWIW by inode_buddha · · Score: 3, Interesting

    FWIW, the folks at GrokLaw have dug out copies of the Bill Gates deposition videos from the anti-trust trial. It's a pretty big download, but funny and sad as hell when you look back at it.

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    1. Re:FWIW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I've watched almost all of the Bill Gates' deposition videos, and summary is: He's arrogant, nitpicking, word-twisting liar. He's trying to make it as hard as possible, but only manages to make himself look like an idiot. I don't like Microsoft and what it represents. It wasn't personal (before chair throwing Ballmer), but after watching these videos, I must say that I lost all the respect for Bill Gates. If every word is so hard to understand, how is anyone supposed to understand what those EULAs, or any contract with Microsoft actually means? After all, Bill is definitely representing Microsoft in this deposition. Every Microsoft customer should watch these videos before hitting "I accept", "I agree". Then they'd ask: How do you define "agree" in this context? And when BSA hits your door in, you could lose your ability remember any event that occured over one minute ago. "I don't remember ever installing this software on my computer."

  25. Re:Like most, you missed the point. by teknopurge · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You missed your own point.

    Every project I have been on in the past 6 years had the technology chosen by business people - getting counsel from technical architects. .NET can be kindergarden easy for all I care.

    1) .NET is not mature.

    2a) .NET has little, if any, value-proposition. Please note, from a business perspective, it matters little that there is MS technology "in the door" already. One of the projects I was on had 120,000 client machines - all running Win2k. The application was J2EE and the app took advantage of the Active Directory metabase like an 18yr old with a pocket full of ruffies on prom night.

    2b) Java works with every technology I've come across(COBOL, CICS, MS., etc.). Sun doesn't make money from Java implementations, they make money from the tools people use to develop Java apps quickly. I can best any time you have in Visual Studio.NET with Java studio creator, and my app will scale over 1,000,000 users out of the gate.

    Sorry for the rant.

  26. Context. by twitter · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Given that they were involved with J++, discussing a cross-platform mandate (big with Slashdotters, but not even a blip on the radar screen with 99% of Microsoft's customer base), and the context of the discussion involved co-opting lessons learned and design imperatives (not really the product itself), this discussion was not exactly the smoking gun you guys would like it to be.

    The attitude is not so easily dismissed and it shows itself again and again. While the comment might be aimed at Sun, it ultimately harms the customer.

    "Cross-platform" is a huge subject that customers deeply care about but one that M$ customers will always be disappointed with. People desperately want their computers and other devices to work together but it's not going to happen with a company like M$ around. People want their PDA, cameras, portable music players and DVRs to work together and share information. Anyone trying to provide that for customers on a M$ platform is doomed to have their work broken when M$ inevitably comes in to steal the market. "Let's steal java," is a perfect example. When he says that, he means "we have the market share and can define what works and what does not." I watched them do the same thing to Palm, when "security" updates screwed over sync on W2K, so that the new Windoze Pocket PCs could gain market share. And, we've seen the same kind of thing in portable music players. The third E of EEE is extinguish. Once the treat to M$ dominance has been removed, the thing stolen will be ignored or removed. The issue is so much larger than Java and one or two employees. When you sum up all the pieces, the picture that emerges is not pretty at all, is it?

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    1. Re:Context. by makomk · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Your blanket statement is no more valid than mine, with one exception, I've worked in the industry with everything from big movers to mass-produced consumer goods. Please, take it from me, cross-platform is not that important to a consumer.

      There is a point of diminishing returns, where MOST consumers simply don't want an all-in-one device, for example, or simply don't care to have a spreadsheet work in Linux and Windows. People just want to turn on a computer and USE it. They want to turn on a DVR and USE it. They want to dial a number and USE it. Inter-operability, multi-functionality, cross-platform code... all results in more complexity, and usually a "Jack of all trades, master of none" device. This is also known as the "lowest common denominator".


      Exactly. They just want to be able to buy a DVR and hook it up to their existing television and use it, without worrying about ensuring they're the same brand or dealing with masses of different, subtly incompatible, non-standard products. What's more, most of the time they can. (It's odd how incompatibilty, lack of standardization, and the resulting inconveniences, monocultures and near-monopolies are so widespread in software, when people wouldn't stand for it elsewhere.)

  27. Re:HAHAHA by senahj · · Score: 2, Interesting


    I bow to no one in my disdain for Microsoft's bad software.
    Don't get me started talking about Windows 98 and predecessors,
    or Outlook and Exchange, or Word, or Source Safe, unless
    you're prepared for an angry rant.

    But many of the best programmers I know consider C## and the .NET
    runtime to be a distinct improvement on Java; a truly superior
    bit of language design and software engineering.

    Your mileage may vary. Contents may have settled during shipping.

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  28. Re:They are the one's laughing.... by ozmanjusri · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Come on, it's a DVD that can easily be mass produced and shipped.

    Then why does it cost so much?

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  29. Microsoft Confidential by tiny69 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    http://www.google.com/search?q=+site%3Amicrosoft.c om+%22microsoft+confidential%22&btnG=Search

    I always enjoy seeing proprietary markings on a company's documents. It makes finding them with a search engine much easier. Other fun search terms:

    site:microsoft.com "Microsoft Internal Use Only"
    site:microsoft.com "Internal Use Only"
    site:microsoft.com NDA

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  30. Re:Like most, you missed the point. by VENONA · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "The enterprise." What a sad joke that phrase is. This post is not directed strictly at you, BTW.

    I remember when it meant a heterogeneous OS environment, branch offices at a minimum, and multinationality and thousands of employees at least implied. Then I began to see surveys, etc., which ran down through corporation with a presence only in single countries, with perhaps a few hundred employees, to the current SME, which has at least some overlap with SOHO.

    Seriously. For the last few *years* I've seen Web forms of various (fill out for our free white paper, etc.) types which presented me with a radio button to describe the size of my 'enterprise' as 1-5 employees. That's just one example, though probably the one I, personally, have seen the most. I've even seen the term (still in shrinkage mode) used in research papers over the years.

    Depending upon your line of business (a few neighborhood kids in a lawn mowing group comes to mind), that 1-5 number of employees implies that a Z80 running CP/M and BASIC could be an enterprise-class system. Sigh. Another free service to the community from the marketroids, I guess.

    IMHO, any post that uses the word these days is going to spark a lot of disagreement, simply because it's a marketing term which now has little or no meaning beyond a mere 'business' v 'personal' connotation.

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  31. I like the one where they ADMIT pressuring by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    one of the "research" organizations - I think it was IDC - to produce a "comparison" between Linux and Windows that was favorable to Windows, after Gartner told them they wouldn't do it.

    Then they argued over whether they should ADMIT that Microsoft sponsored the study because they KNEW that admitting it would blow the game - so they argued for LYING about it.

    Here's a quote from the story:

    In an email dated 1 November, 2002, Kevin Johnson, now the head of Windows, wrote: "I don't like it to be public on the doc that we sponsored it because I don't think the outcome is as favourable as we had hoped. I just don't like competitors using it as ammo against us. It is easier if it doesn't mention that we sponsored it."

    And another:

    And the month before, Houston wrote Johnson a message that intimated pressure had been put on IDC to tweak the report so it would put Microsoft in a better light. "I hate to put it like this, but at this point, IDC is done negotiating with us. We have moved them quite a bit already, but they are now holding the line, saying that if we want the names of their 'big' analysts on the report, this is it."

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