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Lakes Found Under Antarctic Ice Using Space Lasers
Reverse Gear writes "There is a new study circling the media about new lakes found underneath the antarctic ice sheets that apparently empty and fill back up quite fast. 'The scientists allay fears that global warming has created these pockets of water. They say these lakes lie some 2,300 feet below compressed snow and ice, too deep for environmental temperature to reach. However, it is necessary to understand what causes the phenomenon as it can facilitate an understanding of the impact of climate change on the ice sheet in Antarctica.' NASA also has some information on the technique used to detect these lakes."
Lakes can't use lasers. I can only conclude that the lakes are full of sharks.
Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
Presumably what makes them fill up is the heat from the lasers?
Heisenberg probably rules, OK
If you keep telling people about that soon NASA will be forced through a lawsuit to dangle a huge "Do not look into laser with remaining eye" warning sign from the satellite.
Justice is the sheep getting arrested while an impartial judge declares the vote void.
Sorry for the inconvenience everyone.
Yours etc
God
PS
Apologies also if you are on a planet I created with no lakes, shipping on these things is incredibly slow.
Do not try to read the dupe, thats impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth
What truth?
There is no dupe
Of course these lakes are being caused by global warming, how do you expect this place to cool off when they keep shooting it with lasers? Hello ?
Stop global warming.
Turn the frikking laser beam off.
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Maybe if they stop shining lasers at the ice it will stop melting.
It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.
Isn't that how Alien vs. Predator started?
In a world of acronyms, the words are the real victims.
"It's a little weapon I like to call a 'SPACE LASER'." ...well at least it is better than being called a Turbo laser.
Without taking a side on the issue, does every natural event have to be compared against the global warming checklist now? - no, of-course not, however we cannot rule out a possibility that it is Usama bin Laden who is hiding in those pockets of water, if it ain't the global warming, it just could be the terrorists.
You can't handle the truth.