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XP On 8-MHz Pentium With 20 MB RAM

swehack writes "The guys over at winhistory.de managed to get their Windows XP Professional running on a very minimal box: an Intel Pentium clocked down to 8 MHz with 20 MB of RAM. (The installer won't work with less than 64 MB, but after installing you can remove memory.) The link has plenty of pictures of their progress in achieving this dubious milestone. They deserve a Golden Hourglass award for 'extreme waste of time.' What obscure hardware configurations have you managed to get Windows running on?"

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  1. Imagine..... by aneeshm · · Score: 4, Funny

    ....a Beowulf cluster of these!


    Sorry, couldn't resist.

    1. Re:Imagine..... by loconet · · Score: 3, Funny

      I for one welcome our new masochists overloards

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    2. Re:Imagine..... by kimvette · · Score: 3, Funny

      In Soviet Russia. . . uhh. . . they run XP on VIC-20?

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    3. Re:Imagine..... by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's hard enough to keep Windows stable on ONE computer. Why would anyone want a cluster of them? It's just more failure points to put up with.

    4. Re:Imagine..... by Null+Perception · · Score: 3, Funny

      Imagine a Beowolf cluster of Beowulf cluster jokes.

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    5. Re:Imagine..... by hummassa · · Score: 5, Informative

      Wikipedia link
      AFAICT, in /. the first was "in California you can always find a party; in Soviet Russia, the Party can always find YOU!"

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    6. Re:Imagine..... by laa · · Score: 3, Funny

      The marvels of Internet...
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_Soviet_Russia

      What I don't get is, how come the entire planet seems to be packed with people who suffer from Acute Sparetime Overload Disorder?

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    7. Re:Imagine..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      You forgot to include the broken English of TFA...'Ah, but will it can run Linnux?'

    8. Re:Imagine..... by Xichekolas · · Score: 5, Funny

      I dunno... Gentoo has been around for a long time... just welcoming them now?

      (I run Gentoo)

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    9. Re:Imagine..... by junglee_iitk · · Score: 2, Funny

      Imagine a Beowolf cluster of Beowulf cluster jokes.

      Hey! That's slashdot!
    10. Re:Imagine..... by RockDoctor · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In Soviet Russia. . . uhh. . . they run XP on VIC-20?


      Uh, no. Last time I was there and putting together a PC for my fiancee, it was XP on a AMD PC with something like a 2GHz chip in it. Cost about $500.

      What is it with Americans thinking that other countries can't advance at the same rate as they do? Or even, Ghod forsake, advance faster because other countries don't need to make the mistakes that America has made. (Actually, the "Ghod forsake" bit is probably part of America' problem - too many people waiting for the man in the nightie in the sky to come and solve their problems for them.) In western Siberia where my wife came from, they've gone (in the towns) from under 10% penetration of dial-up to about 10% penetration of broadband in the time that it takes the UK government to decide whether or not to issue a residence permit.
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  2. My Hardware by abscissa · · Score: 5, Funny

    What obscure hardware configurations have you managed to get Windows running on?

    AMD Athlon 3000+ with 1 GB of RAM. A miracle... I know... and STILL I have to reinstall it every couple of months!!

    1. Re:My Hardware by madprogrammer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I haven't reinstalled Windows XP in 4 years since I replaced a faulty hard drive in it. After changing the HD, it was an AMD 1700 with 256 MB RAM and a single 80 GB HD. Now its an AMD64 3700+ with 2 GB RAM and 2 80 GB HDs, and the only thing I had to do was run the installer over top of the existing install to get the motherboard upgrade to be recognized properly. I've had to reactivate it 3 times as well of course.

      I've changed RAM, sound cards, several video cards, monitors, power supplies, countless peripherals, etc. This machine is on 24 hours a day, I use it as a work machine (writing/compiling code,) photo editor, movie editor, 3D modeler, file server, media center (hooked up to the TV,) etc. I can usually run the machine without a reboot for weeks at a time, and then I only reboot because of a patch - and usually because of stupid-ass McAfee virus scan needing the machine to reboot, but I'm looking at my virus scan options right now. I never blue screen with this machine - at least not since I got rid of my NVidia video card 3 years ago.

      Oh, and its XP Home, not Pro.

      The key to not having to reinstall is to not be a pussy. You have to maintain your PC just like you would a Linux (or any other) machine. Remove old nasty drivers, keep drivers up to date. Clean up the registry. Make sure you run a firewall (or have a router at least). Run anti-virus software. Be careful about what you run/install.

      So please, you and everyone like you should stop whining about Windows needing to be re-installed all the time. It just shows you know little about computers or maintaining them. Maybe you should call your nerd cousin to help you out next time.

    2. Re:My Hardware by fwarren · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Since this seems to be a story about the bare essentials. Once, back in 96 to impress a friend and and show him what this internet thing is about. I went over to his place with a bunch of floppies.

      I had a local dialup account. He had some old computer parts:

      1. Low end VGA monitor
      2. VGA card capable of 16 colors at 640x480
      3. 2 Megs of Ram
      4. 20 Meg Hard Drive
      5. 1200 baud modem
      6. 1.2m floppy dirve
      7. A 386-SX motherboard with a lowend 16hmz CPU

      On this sweet box, I was able to install a striped down DOS 6.22, a bare install of Windows 3.11, trumpet winsock (1.x series I belive), and the Opera Web Browser (3.x) series.

      I had to practically perform a seance to get MEMMAKER to give the MGA adapter memory over for use to bump the DOS 640k limit.

      It was painful, but I was able to get a graphic dial up connection at 1200 baud, 16 color 640x480 resolution and show my friend this brave new world of the internet.

      Of course this system operated with the rock soild reliability we have all come to know and trust from Mircosoft.

      The sad thing is. It probably took less time to build this box AND install all the software than it takes to do a VISTA install nowdays.

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  3. Yes but does it run by Timesprout · · Score: 5, Funny

    Vista?

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  4. Not too long ago... by CrkHead · · Score: 5, Interesting
    When Windows 98 came out the installer also checked the memory. I was doing break/fix in a shop and someone insisted we could "upgrade" their OS without them purchasing RAM. I popped in test RAM, did the install, pulled the RAM and sent it home.

    Don't think we ever heard back from them.

    1. Re:Not too long ago... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Probably because they took it to someone else the next time.

  5. Reminds me of the time I compiled Gentoo on a 286 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Or rather, the time I started compiling Gentoo on a 286. It was 2004, and it's still going. I think KDE will be done by 2008.

  6. Cruel. by pushing-robot · · Score: 4, Funny

    Isn't this against the Geneva conventions?

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  7. Just like 'enemy combatants' by Kadin2048 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Isn't this against the Geneva conventions?

    Sadly, computers don't have rights, so moral arguments aside, I'm afraid it's quite legal to run Windows on them.

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  8. Let's try a different challenge... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 5, Funny

    How about installing Windows 3.11 on a 64-bit system?

    1. Re:Let's try a different challenge... by compwizrd · · Score: 3, Funny

      I found out the hard way that Windows 95 wouldn't run on a p4 2.0, even in safe mode.

    2. Re:Let's try a different challenge... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      A MAJOR accounting firm, 300,000 accountants world wide, that I support their Frame-Relay connectivity, until today, 25th of February, Sunday, 2007, still using windows 3.11 for their computers.

      They constantly upgrade their hardware (as soon as warrenty expires on the hardeware, they start selling it, auction style, for the book value of $1.00). Yet they still run windows 3.11. Eventhough that Microsoft told them that they will no longer support it. They simply think that it works fine for filling spreadsheets, writting Word Perfect documents, and exchange files on line via FTP, and exchange information via a well-put-together Oracle-core database.

      Their tech support team knows the ins and outs of the system, they feel comfortable working with it, the top execs of the company are not lured by all the sales idiots that march in their offices on querterly basis to sell them another Misrosoft system. They are just working fine, and making good money, no headaches, no new viruses, no graphics,, just a f!@#$% spreadsheet and an ftp, with a good DB. subject closed. If you show them any Microsoft certs for job credentials in your interview, you almost hear them say "good for you, close the door behind you, NEXT".

      BTW, until today, most of the airlines in Europe are still using OS2 for their end terminal client at the airports. They just need a 'thing to run the f!@#$ database', no more.

    3. Re:Let's try a different challenge... by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I'm calling bullshit on this. A major accounting firm that has no interest in the concept of "business continuity"? Of using unsupported software because it's what their tech support "understands"? What happens as their tech support leaves for other jobs? How many people here can remember the right lines to put into config.sys for configuring memory usage?

      And I'm curious as to which Windows 3.11 system it is that can run Oracle? Or do they run a newer version of Windows (or heaven forbid, gasp, Unix) for it? In which case, what happened to all that "glitz and glam" that they so vehemently shunned?

      I'm not buying it.

    4. Re:Let's try a different challenge... by moronoxyd · · Score: 2, Informative

      There was a know bug in Windows 95 preventing it from booting (well, most of the time) on AMD processors with 300 MHz and more. Microsoft has a patch that fixes that problem. I have been running Win95 on K6/K6-2 CPUs for years.

  9. It's all about the Pentiums! by Devil's+BSD · · Score: 5, Funny

    You're using a 286? Don't make me laugh. Your Windows boots up in what, a day and a half?

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    1. Re:It's all about the Pentiums! by reezle · · Score: 2, Funny

      "My new computer's got the clocks; it rocks, but it was obsolete before I opened the box"

    2. Re:It's all about the Pentiums! by Adeptus_Luminati · · Score: 2, Funny

      "If I ever meet you, I'll CTRL-ALT-DELETE you!!!!"
      ROFL

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  10. So..... by Chas · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's roughly the speed of Vista on a Quad-Core C2 with 4GB of RAM and a 15K rpm RAID-0 array then?

    =)

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  11. Obligatory... by saturndude · · Score: 5, Funny

    20 Megs of RAM? I thought 640K was supposed to be enough for anyone!!!

  12. Mac? by duncanbojangles · · Score: 5, Funny

    What obscure hardware configurations have you managed to get Windows running on?

    iMac with an Intel Core Duo 2?

  13. That Slashdot Bias, Again by Kennego · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They deserve a Golden Hourglass award for 'extreme waste of time.' Not that I ever expect much of anything from the Slashdot editors, but having this comment is just stupid. If someone were to get some Linux distro working on a much weaker box than we're used to seeing it on, it wouldn't be labeled an "extreme waste of time." When a Linux distro is compacted enough to conveniently fit on a flash drive, it's not an extreme waste of time (though yes I get how something like this is definitely more useful). But this, because it's Windows, has to be an extreme waste of time.

    It's a pretty big achievement, I think, to get WinXP to run on such a crappy setup, even more so because it IS Windows, which we're used to seeing require much more in terms of resources than a comparable Linux package. Maybe someone will figure out how to get WinXP running on their crappy but not-as-crappy box by reading this article.
  14. Heh... Not bad... by Svartalf · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It's comparable to the time I wanted to see just how brutal an environment Windows 95 would install
    and still "run". I had this old narfy 386sx-16 "laptop" with 16Mb of RAM and 120Mb of HD. I installed
    it with compression out of the gate and the thing just went in there. It wasn't happy with me, but
    it was usable for very small values of "usable" and it ran stuff like Delphi if you were patient for
    very large values of "patient" as it swap-thrashed itself to death doing what I asked of it.

    It still worked. I was impressed. Wasn't USEFUL, mind.

    This falls under the same category.

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  15. P120 Laptop by Digital+Pizza · · Score: 3, Informative

    I installed XP Pro on an old Toshiba Tecra 500CDT with a 120Mhz Pentium, memory maxed out at 144MB (actually a decent amount for that generation of hardware), drive upgraded to 6GB. The machine originally ran Windows 3.11, had a 500MB drive, and 16MB RAM.

    Microsoft dropped support for the Tecra's Chips&Technologies video chipset, so I used the driver from Win2K; also didn't support acceleration at 24-bit (worked but with pretty slow screen drawing) so set it to 16-bit color, worked great.

    Machine has a CDROM but BIOS won't boot from it so I had to boot the WinXP install floppies which you have to download from Microsoft; different set of disks for XP Pro and XP Home.

    Not going to win any speed records, but quite useable.

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  16. Hmmm by KKlaus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So they win an award for biggest waste of time... and somehow I read about it on the front page of Slashdot. Methinks the award was right.

    ZzzZz.

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  17. RTFA by Tharkban · · Score: 3, Informative

    That comment was in the article. It was simply included in the summary, not added by /.

    > But until this [sic] the record of the lamest XP PC goes from Berlin (Germany) to Vienna (Austria).
    > {Image} The golden Sandclock Award
    > {Image} For extreme waste of time.

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  18. Think again by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 5, Funny

    "They deserve a Golden Hourglass award for 'extreme waste of time.'"

    Uh... I don't think they'd appreciate that - they probably see plenty of hourglasses already.

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  19. Re:Reminds me of the time I compiled Gentoo on a 2 by mh101 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You have no sense of humor, do you?

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  20. Har. by bmo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Windows 3.1 in a window on top of DesqView/X

    In 8MB.

    It worked...

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  21. Re:A PC-104 stack by EvanED · · Score: 2, Informative

    This was for a college extracurricular project I was working on, a rocket payload. We were flying a camera to take pictures during the flight, and the camera wouldn't run on anything but XP with their own software that required .Net.

    It didn't work all that well, and it was a pain to get set up, and I definitely should have said "trying to do this with this equipment is stupid" but that was already the second camera I was given (the first didn't work at all) after being brought on with less than a year to launch, so... XP Embedded* it was.

    * There should have been a cap E in my previous post

  22. Re:Just not legal by Barny · · Score: 3, Funny

    And if used for medical computers, its an illegal operation :P

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  23. Gotta love it... by MooseMuffin · · Score: 5, Funny

    As soon as a new Windows comes out, the old one is suddenly hailed as everything you would ever need, and a marvel of efficient resource usage.

  24. Worst I've seen by Tawnos · · Score: 5, Funny

    When I worked at a computer repair shop, a woman brought in her system and said it was running slowly. I start the system up and expect there to be a bunch of virii. What I saw next shocked me.

    After 30 minutes I'm looking at the default windows XP desktop. Immediately I know this is an illegal install, as the system had no sticker on it, and it looked too old to have had WinXP reasonably on it. I decide to see what service pack she's running, so I right click on my computer, click properties...and almost crap my pants. The system was running on a Cyrix M5 with 48MB of RAM. There were no service packs installed. She had about 30 worms installed and running on her system.

    Sometimes, late at night, I wake up in a cold sweat thinking about the horror of such a system.

    1. Re:Worst I've seen by AngelWind · · Score: 2, Informative

      Assuming someone bought her the retail version and upgraded her computer (probably after begging to upgrade it and then giving in, but it's generally easy to put the disk in and click upgrade themselves and think everything is normal), they don't generally have the OEM stickers to put on the computer unless they changed that practice these days.

      The install keys I've seen in retail versions are on a yellow sticker inside the brochure-like envelope they put in the box which doesn't detach unless you rip it off and superglue it to the case. :)

  25. Re:It's all about the Pentiums! - THE VIDEO by Adeptus_Luminati · · Score: 2, Informative

    Actually sorry, that was a modified version of the original video...

    Here's the actual original video (much funiier): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vaNeaWQoHI&mode=re lated&search=

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  26. Heh... by rob1980 · · Score: 2, Funny

    [an error occurred while processing this directive] The server is temporarily unable to service your request due to maintenance downtime or capacity problems. Please try again later. [an error occurred while processing this directive]

    They weren't by any chance hosting their website on that box too were they?

  27. Re:last time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    just because its grease, it doesn't mean you are supposed to use it to help the little captain invade mr. whiskas through his back door.

  28. apparently that system pulls double duty... by hxnwix · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's also their webserver...

  29. I already did that by Ars+Dilbert · · Score: 3, Funny

    I have made a 3.5" floppy with DOS 5.0 and Win 3.0. (Most of it anyway; some extras like paint etc wouldn't fit.) There was even enough room left on the floppy for the sysinternals NTFS driver for DOS! I can boot off this floppy and access the HD.

    I've originally planned to use it as a recovery disk for systems that won't boot. But I've since found a much better use for it: pranks. There's nothing like watching someone jump when Windows 3 boots on their brand new Dell.

    1. Re:I already did that by dosius · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Minimal Windows directory

      Some of these files, can't remember which, I think they came from the win98 installer, making them smaller. It can't run DOS apps, unfortunately.

      If anyone can make Windows 3.1 *with* DOS support fit onto a 1.44 MB floppy, I'd like to see it.

      -uso.

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  30. n00bs by alphamugwump · · Score: 3, Funny

    All these n00bs talking about installing something on 64 megs crack me up. When I was a boy, I ran windows 3.1 on my TI-83 -- and was grateful, too!

  31. Pffft by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 4, Funny

    I got Linux running on a motorized abacus powered by squirrels.

    Then I got Windows CE running on an ancient Mayan claendar.

    Then, utilizing quantum states, I got Mac OS 9 running on a single electron.

    I rule! Bow to me! Argh!

  32. Cyrix M5 by bxbaser · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Proud to say never owned a cyrix processor.

    Kids today have it easy, back in my day you just might have had to get a cyrix.

  33. Re:last time by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 5, Informative

    "last time i used thermal compound my cat had silver crap for weeks"

    There's a warning on the thermal compound that you shouldn't take it internally. Now I realize it wasn't specific enough to mention cats....

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  34. Seems like by saibot834 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Seems like they are using it as their server...

  35. So, were's the license then? by CFD339 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'd like to see the license they bought for that. Can that thing pass the "WGA" test? Is it patched to SP2 and have the latest security patches? If not, it's just another spam sending zombie. ;-0

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  36. Re:Back in the day... by hob42 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Reminds me of when I got ahold of a late beta of Win2k Server, and tried it out on my home Win95 system. It was a P200 with 64MB RAM, which seemed fine and dandy... but my fatal error was giving it the spare 1GB partition (which I used to experiment with Linux distros) of my 5GB drive, so I wouldn't have to touch the FAT32 partition at all. Hey, it met all the system requirements, so why not?

    It installed, but left less than 100MB left on the partition. After the final reboot, it sucked up the last bit of disk space for the swapfile, and it started configuring itself... About an hour later, it seemed to be finished, and I tried to log in. Up came a big window for setting up Active Directory. For the next several hours, the computer did nothing but swap to and from the woefully undersized pagefile, completely unresponsive to my vain attempts at input. I let it sit overnight, and finally gave up the next morning and wiped the partition.

    Didn't occur to me at the time, but all I needed was a little more disk space for the pagefile, and then it would have at least booted properly, even if not been very fun to use. As it was, I didn't touch Win2k again until I had upgraded to a 500MHz K6-2 and 256MB RAM.

    For what it's worth, I don't seem to have actually learned my lesson yet. I'm currently running Vista w/ Aero on a cheapo Compaq Celeron laptop with 512MB RAM and i945 graphics, loaded up with IIS7, SQL2k5, SUA, an X server, and so on. But hey, it _looks_ pretty! ;)

  37. D-Link DFL-700 router by johu · · Score: 4, Interesting

    D-Link DFL-700 router runs WinXP quite well. It has 266 MHz AMD Geode (486 class CPU) and 64MB RAM. Just connect keyboard and VGA to debug connectors onboard (get pinout from Lanier website - they're actual board manufacturer) and plugin laptop HDD instead of non-standard flash-drive they ship with.

  38. Re:last time by Nullav · · Score: 4, Funny

    i used thermal compound my cat had silver crap for weeks
    Could someone explain how this was modded 1, Informative?
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  39. Re:last time by AlHunt · · Score: 4, Funny

    >There's a warning on the thermal compound that you shouldn't take it internally. Now I realize it wasn't specific enough to mention cats..

    Even if it did, who's going to teach the cats to read?

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  40. Re:Hmph... by tomstdenis · · Score: 3, Informative

    x86_64 processors fully support 16-bit mode out of the box. You can't execute 16-bit code [natively] from long-mode [64-bit mode] however.

    When the cpu first boots though, it's running in 16-bit real mode.

    Tom

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  41. Mgz don't matter. by jellomizer · · Score: 3, Informative

    The tough part is getting XP to run on the RAM not the MHZ the lower Mhz just make it slow. If you could go down to 1 Hertz XP should still work. Just be about a billion times slower then it is now.

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  42. Re:Ah by KillerBob · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well, see.... I once got Windows 2000 running on a '486 DX/33 with 64MB fo RAM. Not really that much of an achievement: though it was below the minimum required MHz, it had twice the minimum RAM to make up for it. The thing is... I never shut down that computer if I could help it, because it took 3 hours to boot, and the latency in responding even to a mouse click took several seconds. Compare that to, say, Damn Small Linux, which would fly on that system.

    Now. XP has significantly higher "minimum" specs than 2K. It's also significantly more "bloated", in that it actually does need those higher minimum specs because it's got more stuff running. The UI takes more clock cycles to render, and there's more services running. AND... a Pentium at 8MHz with 20MB of RAM has less raw processing power than a '486 DX/33 with 64MB. How well do you think that XP installation actually ran?

    Getting an OS *installed* on an anemic system is nowhere near the same as getting it to *run*.

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  43. Re:Heh... Not bad... by petermgreen · · Score: 2, Informative

    Was there a fundamental difference between a 386DX and a 486DX
    Intels use of the terms DX and SX is a bit confusing

    386SX-16 bit external bus, no internal floating point unit
    386DX-32 bit external bus, no internal floating point unit
    486SX-32 bit external bus, no internal floating point unit
    486DX-32 bit external bus, internal floating point unit

    there were also some other fairly major architectural changes between 386 and 486 at least according to wikipedia.

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  44. Re:windows95 by ParaShoot · · Score: 2, Funny

    Eventually. You were pretty lethargic at first, but I found that running up to you, brandishing an axe and screaming "I'm going to cut your balls off!" did the trick.

  45. Re:Hmph... by tverbeek · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Back in the mid-90s I tried installing Windows 1.0 on a Pentium, with little luck. The setup program would run but the system crashed when I tried to launch Windows from the DOS prompt. Probably due to incompatibility between the EGA video driver I selected and the onboard VGA of the machine; it might have worked if I'd had an actual EGA card to install. Modern CPUs and even the motherboard chipsets might be adequately backward compatible with XT-era hardware, but you'll have difficulty finding video hardware that's compatible with any modes earlier than 640x480@16 VGA.

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  46. Re:Hmph... by svallarian · · Score: 4, Interesting

    So why in the dickens can't someone write a 16-bit wrapper so I can get some of this "32-bit software with a 16-bit installer" to install on Server 2003 x64?

    (Microsoft Great Plains version 9 if anyone cares)

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  47. dosbox does that by twitter · · Score: 3, Interesting

    You can run win 3.1 on dosbox. I imagine there's a 64 bit port in Debian and elsewhere. With a fast enough machine, it should be about as quick as it ever was. It's kind of slow on a 1GHz class 32bit cpu.

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  48. Windows Server 2003 on a-synchronous cpus by TheThiefMaster · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've run Windows Server 2003 on a pc with two different speed cpus.

    You read that right.

    One of the Athlon MP 2400s in my box died, and I didn't have a spare. I did have a spare Athlon XP-m 2400, so I decided to try it. Unfortunately mobile cpus boot at their lowest speed, so my server had one 2GHz cpu and one 600MHz cpu in MP...

    It worked perfectly, except for programs that tried to use cpu cycle counters to measure time. Eg. I started my Counter-Strike server and it was confused as to whether it had been on for 1 minute or 2 hours.

  49. Re:last time by nateb · · Score: 5, Funny

    Could someone explain how this was modded 1, Informative?

    Well, you didn't know that before you read it, did you?

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  50. Oddball install circa 1990 by Inode+Jones · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Windows can do the funnniest things...

    Rewind to 1990. Install Windows 3.0 on your Banyan VINES file server. Then prepare a boot floppy with DOS, the Banyan drivers and nothing else. Remove the hard drive from a 386SX with 4MB RAM, boot said machine with the floppy and start Windows from the file server.

    In this configuration, Windows will happily page to the floppy, that being the only local storage available. :-)

  51. Mac community beat them to it by adrianmonk · · Score: 2, Interesting

    These people are way behind the curve. The Mac community did this years ago, running OS X 10.3 on an old 25 MHz Mac.

    Because of the software emulation required to run the PowerPC code on a 68k machine, the person who did the experiment estimated that booting up should take about 7 days. :-)

  52. Re:last time by UncleTogie · · Score: 2, Funny

    Even if it did, who's going to teach the cats to read?
    ...Not to mention that roughly half of 'em will be dead when you open the boxes they're in...but only if ya look at 'em.
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