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AMD A Ripe Target For Buyout?

SpiceMonkey writes "AMD stock was up 6.74% on Monday on rumors that AMD is a prime buyout target. After their purchase of ATI, they've been pressed to maintain their aggressive policy of chip production increases. As a result, the AMD message board on Yahoo! is full of speculation on who has their eyes on the company. Many folks there think that IBM is the right buyer for the company. There's no firm word that AMD is even being considered for purchase, but it's certainly and interesting prospect."

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  1. Clever marketing scheme by 68030 · · Score: 4, Funny

    And not a single cute anagram out of IBM, AMD, and ATI..

    Maybe "Mama Bid It" or "AM BitMaid" :(

    1. Re:Clever marketing scheme by mikael · · Score: 4, Funny

      Maybe a few:

      Mad Aim Bit
      Dim Bat Aim
      I Bit Madam

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    2. Re:Clever marketing scheme by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Probably IBM will scream: ' IBM, DAAMIT! '

  2. Couldn't possibly be a pump and dump scheme.. by R2.0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    After all, Yahoo is the definitive source for financial information.

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  3. Re:Barcelona will answer this question. by jimstapleton · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now I can't get the Queen song Barcelona out of my head (I heard it yesterday, then you make this reference)

    Thanks.

    Oh, and good point to.

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  4. Re:oogy-boogy! oogy-boogy! by aonaran · · Score: 2, Funny

    What's that tourists bad??? now I'm beginning to understand American policy.

  5. Re:When is someone NOT a buyout target? by FredDC · · Score: 5, Funny

    Microsoft wants to buy George Bush
     
    Impossible! Big oil would never sell him!

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  6. Here's how I read it (or: you got the same spam?) by kimvette · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think I got this spam too! I didn't know Slashdot published spam!

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  7. Re:don't get exited: it's just about money, not te by mgblst · · Score: 4, Funny

    Isn't that Richard Gere's character's job in Pretty Woman?
     
    Mate, you are definately on the wrong site.