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Christian Group Prepares To Mark Wii as 'Porn Portal'

Citing the Wii's ability to browse the internet via the Opera browser, a Christian group based out of California is planning on targeting the console with a smear campaign, Kotaku reports. The site has gotten ahold of a leaked press release from the upcoming 'Porn Talk' media event. From the release: "Like many new gaming technologies, the Wii's wireless internet capabilities make it a portal to porno. 'Parents think the computer is the only way for their kids to get porn on the internet. Unfortunately, they are dead wrong,' says Mike Foster, founder of ThePornTalk.com. 'Gaming devices like the Wii and the PSP aren't just for fun games anymore. You're able to surf the net, chat with friends, email, and view porn because of its internet access. Kids know this but parents don't!'"

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  1. Son, what are you doing in there? by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Playing with my Wii."

    "Oh, ok. Carry on."

    First joke!

    1. Re:Son, what are you doing in there? by SDEggbert · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Playing with my Wii."

      "and this new console from Nintendo is pretty cool too!"

  2. In other news.... by Fried-Psitalon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Parent groups prepare to label real life as "violent and filled with adult-related content." ....seriously, folks. Access isn't the issue in the modern era; teaching kids good judgment is.

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    1. Re:In other news.... by colanut · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This Onion article seems appropriate: Teen Exposed To Violence, Profanity, Adult Situations By Family

      Seriously though, other than money and the spot-light, what are these people looking for.

    2. Re:In other news.... by mrchaotica · · Score: 5, Funny

      Jeez, posting Onion articles That agree with the real article is happening so often now that it's almost becoming a meme! How fucked up can society get?

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    3. Re:In other news.... by XSforMe · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I know this is Slashdot and we never RTFA, but in case you mistakenly managed to locate it (here), you would see that this Christian Group does in general give a positive review of the console. It only goes as far as warning the parents about the Wii's ability to be used as a browser and how to enable parental control on it. Period.

      But then again, how would the poster of the original review generate traffic to his website if it was not by sensationalism?

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    4. Re:In other news.... by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Sure, because there is no way the Wii would come with Extensive Parental Controls...Because, like everyone knows, Nintendo absolutely leads the field in games that have nothing but blood, guts and violence.

      As a non-childless Slashdotter, speculating wildly about my obviously meaningless to you life experience as a parent, I find it perfectly easy to play the stuff my daughter plays, and watch the things my daughter watches, and to manage the parental controls accordingly, thereby making sure she won't encounter porn until she wants to encounter porn at least not where I can control it...And don't tell me kids are smarter than me at this particular activity; if there is a way to find porn, I'll have found it long before she will--finding porn is like a male geek superpower.

      And for the record: "Porno" is so hilariously 1970's it really gives you a good idea of the level of technology these jokers are comfortable with.

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    5. Re:In other news.... by McFadden · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Speaking of which, why does the title mention that the group is Christian
      Err...because the group is Christian?
    6. Re:In other news.... by valkraider · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I just love to hear all the childless slashdotters speculate wildly about parenting. It's a good reminder of how easy it is to imagine solutions to problems you've never addressed yourselves. Hint: not even the best parents can make kids start out with good judgement. The age at which a kid is ready for Mario Kart is not the same age at which he is ready to avoid goatse.


      Who says we are all childless?

      I have a 6 year old and a Wii.

      Kids have to learn judgement, and some of that learning comes through exposure to bad judgement.

      Goatse is only really bad because we are conditioned as a society to think it is bad. Kids have very little of that conditioning yet. They usually only apply context to things via the reactions of the ADULTS around them.

      If a 5 year old saw goatse - they would probably say something like "that is a butt" and maybe by this time a "gross" or a couple "poop" jokes might come out of the whole experience. And they would forget all about it and go on. They are not really interested in goatse, my kid would just keep browsing looking for the "Cat, I'm a Kitty Cat - and I dance dance dance" video...

      But if an adult FREAKS OUT and says that it is BAD - then instantly goatse sticks in the memory. That is how kids learn.

      When a toddler falls down and bumps their knee in an empty room when they think no one is watching, they just keep going. But if the look around and see that mom or dad are jumping up to "help" them, they will start crying. They key in to our reactions, emotions, and responses.

      Nothing teaches a kid to swear faster than telling them they should not swear, or by covering their ears when others swear. We have NEVER censored ourselves or our friends or our TV or movies, and our child has no problem with swearing at all because he doesn't think that it is anything special. And we have made clear distinctions between what behavior is OK at home vs. at school vs. in a restaurant etc etc etc.

      But nothing sells like Pr0n - so there is no faster way to increase the popularity of the Wii than to brand it a Pr0n machine. :)

      And as others have noted. The browser can be turned off, and parental controls can be applied. Easier on the Wii than on the family computer...
    7. Re:In other news.... by kir · · Score: 5, Funny

      Goatse is only really bad because we are conditioned as a society to think it is bad. Kids have very little of that conditioning yet. They usually only apply context to things via the reactions of the ADULTS around them.

      I completely understand what you've said and agree with most of it (in fact, I too have a 6 yr old and live by similar "rules" in my house), but...

      GOATSE MAN! GOATSE!!!!! That shit changes your life when you see it. I mean... AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

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    8. Re:In other news.... by Thaelon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I wish I could mod you +83 Insightful. Actually I'd much rather prohibit sensationalist bullshit and speculative "news" from getting on the main page, but hey I'd settle for appropriately modding up voices of reason.

      Rules of thumb:
      If your headline could be considered flamebait, it's not news.
      If your headline ends in a question mark, it's not news.

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    9. Re:In other news.... by cloudwilliam · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Most of the bad publicity for Christians comes from the Catholics. I as a Christian am very anti-Catholic."

      Unlike the upstanding paragons Pat Roberts, Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker, Fred Phelps, Jimmy Swaggart, Robert Tilton, and Ted Haggard? Jim Jones? David Koresh? Or were you thinking of those really great guys John Calvin, Oliver Cromwell and Cotton Mather? How about Southern antebellum churches and their wholesale advocation of African slavery? And let's not forget that absolute bastion of solid Protestant virtue, the Ku Klux Klan. Sure, freed slaves and their descendants were their main focus, but they hated Catholics too.

      No one's saying the Catholic church hasn't done some fucked up shit, but they aren't the only ones with issues.

    10. Re:In other news.... by kripkenstein · · Score: 5, Informative

      It's also worth mentioning that many of the Catholic church's oft-mentioned errors are in the past, not the present. For example, they accept evolution. Creationism is a Protestant thing, not a Catholic one, for the most part (although there are also Jewish, etc., creationists, perhaps under other names).

      Yes, the Inquisition was wrong, and persecuting scientists was wrong. But, interestingly, Catholicism has moved past that. (Perhaps Americans are not aware enough of that fact given the strength of Protestantism in their country, hence Protestantism is often considered simply 'Christianity'? No idea, I don't like in the US.)

  3. As a Christian myself... by dada21 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...I look at Jesus' words and actions as significant and the previous story before Him and insignificant in terms of how we live. In my opinion, when Jesus said "Judge not others" He meant it.

    Christians who judge others haven't read their Bibles. It is time to move forth, Christians, read your Bibles, and get out of people's lives, especially the lives of non-Christians.

    Embarassing, to say the least.

  4. Somehow by Normal+Dan · · Score: 5, Funny

    This makes me more inclined to buy a Wii. I usually do not like console games, but if I can look up porn while getting exercises while angering a Christan group, I do believe it is worth it.

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  5. Uhhh ... parental security features? by KillaBeave · · Score: 5, Informative

    Did these people not know that, in order to use the Opera browser on the Wii, you first have to download it from the Wii Shopping Channel ... In order to get to the Will Shopping Channel, you must input a PIN number. To use Opera once it's downloaded ... you must input your PIN.

    That was put there so PARENTS COULD HAVE CONTROL OVER WHAT THEIR KIDS DO WITH THE MACHINE! (Sorry for the yelling...) "Wii == Porn Portal" makes a much better headline than "Parents too busy to take responsibility for thier kids."

    I mean seriouly, it takes all of 2 minutes to setup a PIN number on the Wii. It takes even less time to not tell your kids what the PIN # is. If you can't trouble parents with that level of responsibility, what are they there for?

  6. A little sensationalist by Skadet · · Score: 5, Insightful
    This non-story is a little sensationalist on *both* sides.

    First of all, the press release isn't bashing the Wii, or calling it "Satan's PORNtal" or anything like that. They even go as far as to point out that the Wii includes parental controls:

    "Even though the Nintendo Wii has parental controls, parents don't see a need for them because they are unaware of the porn capabilities."
    It looks like they're just using the Wii's popularity to push their agenda, that agenda being discussing the issue of porn with your kids -- a perfectly respectable goal. FTA:

    So the solution lies in parents getting the facts and then talking to their children about expectations for online activity. Foster believes that, "Whether it is the home computer or these new gaming consoles, porn is easily accessible. The Wii is an amazing console and tons of fun but parents need good info on how to keep kids safe."
    Encouraging parents to talk to kids about online behavior? That's a good thing. The Wii tie-in is nothing but marketing to attract parents.
  7. Re:give me a break by MindStalker · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yes it is, simply because sensationalism in and of itself is wrong. Selling an idea without providing concrete evidence for and against is classic car salesmanship in its essence. We as a society have put up with such blatant misinformation for so long, and certainly shouldn't put up with it from our clergy. Well given if we didn't 99% of churches wouldn't exist. But thats another story.

  8. Wii this, Wii that... by psiogen · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't see why the Wii gets so much innuendo compared to the other consoles.

    "Playstation 3" sounds like a deep space brothel.

    "X-Box 360" sounds like getting gang-raped by guys who ejaculate Mountain Dew.

    Come on, people.

    1. Re:Wii this, Wii that... by Scaba · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Playstation 3" sounds like a deep space brothel.

      Only to you.

      "X-Box 360" sounds like getting gang-raped by guys who ejaculate Mountain Dew.

      Especially only to you.

    2. Re:Wii this, Wii that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Come on people.

      Sounds like bukkake?
  9. Pot, meet kettle. by Skadet · · Score: 5, Insightful
    *checks his karma checkbook register and sighs*

    Christians who judge others haven't read their Bibles.
    Sounds like you're doing a little judgment of your own, doesn't it?

    ...I look at Jesus' words and actions as significant and the previous story before Him and insignificant in terms of how we live. In my opinion, when Jesus said "Judge not others" He meant it.
    Look. Way too many people make this misunderstanding. The passage says "Judge not, lest you also be judged" (or something to that effect, depending on your translation). It DOESN'T say, "never judge anything at all, ever." It says, watch yourself, because the same rod you use to measure others might come back and bite you in the ass one day (I'm reminded of some very famous televangelests).

    In fact, just moments after Jesus instructs us to "judge not", he says:

    Do not give what is holy to dogs, and do not throw your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you to pieces (Matt. 7:6).
    Well, clearly, he didn't mean LITERAL dogs and swine. How would we know if they were dogs or swine if we didn't JUDGE the behavior of others? Clearly, we're supposed to make assessments of others based on their actions, and had you read your Bible, you'd know that's what Jesus meant.

    I realize this seems off-topic, and I'll likely be modded down to oblivion, but as it IS a Christian group that's the subject of discussion here, I think this rebuttal is only fair. Flame on :)
  10. So What? by Quantam · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What's really funny is that, at least based on the look they give in the article, the article (and, even worse, the summary) is far more overreactive and emotionally charged than the campaign itself.

    "Like many new gaming technologies, the Wii's wireless internet capabilities make it a portal to porno. 'Parents think the computer is the only way for their kids to get porn on the internet. Unfortunately, they are dead wrong,' says Mike Foster, founder of ThePornTalk.com. 'Gaming devices like the Wii and the PSP aren't just for fun games anymore. You're able to surf the net, chat with friends, email, and view porn because of its internet access. Kids know this but parents don't!'"
    ...
    So the solution lies in parents getting the facts and then talking to their children about expectations for online activity. Foster believes that, "Whether it is the home computer or these new gaming consoles, porn is easily accessible. The Wii is an amazing console and tons of fun but parents need good info on how to keep kids safe."


    My Gord! That's so... so... rational, unemotional, and largely objectively (or "empirically", if you prefer) true. Compare to

    targeting the console with a smear campaign

    Saying the truth in a calm, collected manner is called smearing, now? When did that start? Or

    I find it funny that a site that seems to go to so much effort to hide its ties to religion and ministry work is using the phrase dirty little secret.

    Wait, was that an implication that religion is a dirty little secret? Damn submarine Jews.

    the story's caustic tone

    Is that more or less caustic than calling religions dirty little secrets?

    Seriously. I may think the anti-porn campaign is a bit unnecessary (in a "don't you have something better to do?" way), but the campaign is surprisingly (at least after reading the beginning of the article) docile and rational. Who cares what they think, really? And who cares if they tell parents that kids can surf porn on the Wii? I mean, you can surf porn on the Wii, right? The most emotional (as opposed to rational) appeal in the whole thing is the title of the campaign ("The Wii's Dirty Little Secret"), and even that's less emotional/sarcastic/caustic (or "witty", as we prefer to say) than the average Slashdot catch-phrase. Hell, this paragraph has more sarcasm than that whole campaign.

    Overall rating of the article: Troll.

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  11. Re:As if Wiis weren't already hard enough to get.. by whatever1856 · · Score: 5, Informative

    actually the christian group said that it is a fun console to play, but parents should be aware that it has internet access, and then explain how to turn on and use the parental controls. if you read the actual article by the christian group, which was linked to in previous post by someone else, you'd see they didn't actually have anything bad to say about the wii.

  12. Judgers, Judgers, Judgers, Judgers, ... by Qbertino · · Score: 5, Funny

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    [WTF?]

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  13. Re:Perverted Christinas by UserGoogol · · Score: 5, Funny

    For fuck's sake, the thing has a one-handed controller! How could you not?

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  14. Re:Be gone with you SATAN!! by Weedlekin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Seriously, most of this crazy "Christian" crap comes from the Catholics."

    What rubbish. I currently live in a predominantly Catholic country, and despite not being a Christian myself, am married to a woman who goes to mass twice a week, has a grandfather who was beatified by the last pope, and an uncle who is likely to be beatified by this one. Yet strangely, neither she nor her priest have mentioned the Wii (which is constantly sold out over here), or the Internet (massively popular), or for that matter porn (also incredibly popular). They also have far less in the way of silly prudishness than most protestant countries: nearly all women go topless on the beach, TV adverts have full-frontal topless shots, explicit sex scenes don't have watershed hours, and movie ratings are advisory rather than enforced by law, for example (one also sees a lot more blood and gore on news reports, which aren't censored for fear of possibly scaring a child. The attitude here seems to be that it's a parent's job to control what their children watch, not everyone else's).

    Thus, a far more accurate statement would be: most of this crazy "Christian" crap comes from US-based right wing fundamentalist religious nuts.

    "Look at the history of the Catholic church. Murder. Rape. Molestation. Lies."

    All of which are true of Protestants when they've had the power to do so. Here are a few examples (there are many, many more):

    - John Calvin's followers burned 58 "heretics".

    - Lutherans in Germany instituted the death penalty for heresy, i.e. the crime of not interpreting Biblical scriptures in the same way as them.

    - Elizabeth 1 of England outlawed Catholicism and executed at least 200 Catholics; Quakers and other non-Anglicans were also persecuted.

    - John Knox et. al. made it illegal to say Mass in Scotland. Punishment for the first offence was flogging and confiscation of all good, second offence banishment, third offence death.

    - Matthew Hopkins, the notorious "Witch Finder General", was a Protestant.

    - Puritan settlers of Massachusetts instituted what can best be described as a religious police state where even minor doctrinal differences were punished by flogging, pillorying, hanging, cutting off ears and / or noses, and boring holes in tongues with hot irons. Quakerism was a capital offence, and four Quakers were hanged for it, while the famous Salem witch trials resulted in 20 executions and around 150 people being imprisoned.

    Protestants who happily lambast Catholics for their church's past atrocities are thus akin to Nigerians condemning Uganda for being full of black people.

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