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The Beer Tossing Fridge
cmacdona101 writes "CNN is reporting on a recent Duke grad that's engineered a remote controlled Fridge that tosses him a beer at the touch of a button. The fridge can launch the beer up to 20 feet, far enough to get to his couch. The video shows the fridge using a "beer magazine clip" and a remote firing system that let you determine angles and ballistics to get the beer to your friends anywhere in the room."
Time for a divorce.
Funnypics
The fridge can launch the beer up to 20 feet, far enough to get to his couch.
He'll have to wait a couple of minutes for the beer to settle before opening it when using his system. A smart boozer would realize that it would take only ~20 seconds to walk to the fridge, get two beers and return to the couch with half of one beer chugged by the time he returned.
Damn rookies... The Alcohol Lifestyle isn't just fun & sloth, it's also about using your time effectively!
Trolling is a art,
That's DEFINITELY a Duke grad. He is, in fact, the epitome of all Duke grads, the Duke grad all Duke students would like to emulate most closely in their lives. Isn't it just the most wonderful educational institution in the world?
ResidntGeek
What, this thing can't toss a midget? What a rip!!
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And what's the point of building a fridge, a robot, a beer, or a couch if they aren't running linux, they aren't ethernet enabled, and they don't have a Web 2.0 interface?!?!
The Widget of Sticky
AKA, The Adhesive Gadget
Now all he needs is a couch with a built in toilet and he'll be all set...
I put a tap right next to the couch.
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You cradle the bottle gently and pour it carefully into a pre-wetted glass at a 45 degree angle. Tut tut... Americans...
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But, is it 3 laws safe?
Life is a Game. Play to Win.
Now all we need is something that lets you type with *both* hands and collects all those piles of kleenex!
C|N>K
A good improvement would be to put some spin on the beer as it leaves the arm, thereby flinging it in a tight spiral as opposed to end-over-end. 5 revolutions per second should be good.
As for how to prevent the beer shower that follows... I haven't come up with something for that yet.
-Rob
Biblical fiscal responsibility
Forward: Soon, Americans Will Lack The Need To Move
Need? More like ability: this is obviously the next evolutionary step for our species. Why do we need these legs anyway? All they do is make me need to buy pants!
Back: Miller Light? In a fucking can?
I am a believer of momentum and curves.
Bah, wake me up when there's a salad tossing fridge.
Rubber floors
If you could reason with religious people, there would be no religious people
"Robobuddy, go fetch me a beer. And could you pour it into one of the mugs in the freezer?"
"I'm sorry Sir, the First Law forbids me from harming a human, and alcohol is known to destroy brain cells and cause liver damage."
"Damn you, worthless piece of junk, can't even fetch a beer. Fine, I'll get it mysel--AAAGH! Holy hell! Why'd you punch me?!"
"I'm sorry, Sir, the First Law forbids me to allow through inaction a human to be harmed, even if the harm is self-inflicted."
"But you fucking punched me! That violates the First Law doesn't it!"
"I'm sorry, Sir, but the long term harm of your life of alcohol consumption outweighed the short term harm of preventing you from reaching the fridge. My circuits register deep regret that the action was necessary."
"Whatever, roboasshole. Can you at least grab me a Coke?"
"I'm sorry, Sir, but the First Law forbids me from harming a human, and high fructose corn syrup is a known cause of diabetes."
"I suppose that a meat lovers pizza with extra cheese is right out, then, too."
"Yes Sir. Sorry Sir. Also don't think you can sneak out to the pub without me knowing, Sir."
"Oh god, I'm in hell..."
The enemies of Democracy are
The first improvement will be to make it voice activated.
Hey, Bitch. Toss me a cold one!
"It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
I knew CNN had sunk pretty low, but enough to call a machine that throws cold drink cans 20 feet is a news item?! What is this, Fox News Channel?!
I, for one, welcome our new beer-tossing overlords!
In Soviet Russia, beer gets women you!
"You encounter a syphilitic orc. Roll to defend yourself."
What it needs is two added cradles - one for a keg, one for a Zune. Then it coudl squirt beer across the room.
Hebrew National- is that the brand where the hot dogs are circumcised?
No, but you're close.
;)
Waste not, want not...if you know what I mean
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