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File Sharing — Harmful to Children and a Threat to National Security

jkrobin writes to mention that a recent report from the US Patent office calls peer-to-peer file sharing harmful to children and a threat to national security. "Interestingly, the report makes numerous references to RIAA and MPAA legal actions against file actions, as well as cites a 2005 Department of Homeland Security report that government workers had installed file-sharing programs that accessed classified information without their knowledge."

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  1. Stop the INSANITY! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Stop the INSANITY!

    This is getting just stupid.

    We live in a MEDIA driven State of Fear.

    1. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This is the smartest thing anyone has said about this so far!

      Americans are so easily manipulated. They have been so conditioned by advertising it's not even funny.

    2. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by eonlabs · · Score: 5, Insightful

      MPAA and RIAA with flagrant and excessive lawsuits directed at random are potentially harmful to children?

      Senators who don't keep file sharing software away from classified files (or don't actively restrict the software from sharing those files) are a security threat?

      hmmm...

      Wording could be important on this issue too.
      Maybe what we want is for people to RTFM on some of the software they install on their machines. Senators are being paid enough to have a work machine that does not have crap on it. This is a modern world, and if people being elected into office can't keep up with it, they shouldn't be elected. Once they are there, it's there responsibility not to screw up on something stupid like that.

      Someone else figure out the RIAA MPAA problem. They're beyond me.

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    3. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by pilgrim23 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ever note that when asked; the creators of the 47 forms, worksheets and the like needed to fill out your taxes will tell you that incomprehensible pile of pencil pusher purgatory was "designed with you the citizen in mind" Opression is always labeled as good for you.

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    4. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by omeomi · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's it! We can't wait any longer! We have to declare a WAR ON FILE SHARING. I mean, it's worked for everything else, right?

    5. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by StarvingSE · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...Russians are drunk...

      I'm Irish, you insensitive clod! How dare you give our national identity to the Russians!!!

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    6. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by Sillygates · · Score: 3, Funny

      We should ban VCRs while we are at it.

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    7. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by pak9rabid · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Ok...2 things:

      "that peer-to-peer networks could manipulate sites so children violate copyright laws more frequently than adults, exposing those children to copyright lawsuits and, in turn, make those who protect their copyrighted material appear antagonistic"

      So the risk is being blamed on the P2P networks, when it's in fact the RIAA/MPAA that are the cause of these frivilous lawsuits.

      "file-sharing software could be to blame for government workers who expose sensitive data and jeopardize national security after downloading free music on the job"

      It seems to me that it's not file-sharing software to blame, but the shitty sys/net admins that the government employs to "secure" the computers that contain this sensitive data. Call me crazy, but I'd think that with the use of Active Directory, even a dimwitted NT admin could setup a computer that wouldn't allow people to install software like this in the first place.

      Just my $0.02

    8. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by Atlantis-Rising · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ..no, it shouldn't. The government should take some basic computer-security measures. If the government's IT people aren't competent enough to stop file sharing, how the fuck do you think they're competent enough to run a completely custom built system?

      Now, some departments do- the NSA, for example, has their own chip-fab, and probably runs homebuilt systems for certain top-secret applications. But the NSA also did SE-Linux, so they've shown (at least to me, and who the hell am I to decide) that they can actually handle it.

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    9. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by SeaFox · · Score: 2, Funny

      We live in a MEDIA driven State of Fear.

      I think its more like the media is the car, the State of Fear is powered by them, the government is the driver.

      and the rest of us are being taken for a ride.

    10. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by Kadin2048 · · Score: 4, Funny

      If it goes anything like the other "War On $FOO" that we've attempted, I'm all for it. It'll be free files for everybody!

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    11. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by je+ne+sais+quoi · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Hell yeah! Just look at the other wars the proud sons and daughters of the U.S. have won:

      War on Drugs: Nobody uses those any more right? We're all clean and sober now, nevermind those pesky Californians and their "medicinal" marijuana. They're just tree-hugging hippies with glaucoma and don't count.

      War on Poverty: We cured that long ago, the incredible wages we pay our hard-working CEOs have been trickling down into the economy for some time and no one is poor any more and we all have health care and social security.

      War on Christmas: Won! Wal-Mart now uses the wholesome Merry Christmas instead of the godless heathen phrase "Happy Holidays". Santa Claus is no longer banned from spreading the gospel to children by teaching them the joys of rampant consumerism and owning a tickle-me-elmo.

      War on Terror: We invaded Iraq, so no more terrorists, right? A reliable source told me that the insurgency there is in the last throes. However, this is only if the democrats don't ruin it by not supporting our troops by refusing to allow any more to die in the middle of the non-civil war.

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    12. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 2, Insightful


      I don't think anybody has claimed potatoes yet, have they?

      Drop the drunk image and take up potato chips instead.

      Since my favorite band is the Corrs, you could also just start claiming that Ireland has the world's most beautiful women AND best bands (since you can claim U2 as well.)

      Ireland has the world's best potatos, the most beautiful women, and the best rock bands!

      Doesn't that sound better than "Ireland has the most drunks"?

      (Even if Andrea has been caught on camera having to be helped out of a pub by her friends on occasion...compared to Tara Reid, that's nothing.)

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    13. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by I)_MaLaClYpSe_(I · · Score: 3, Funny

      It'll be free files for everybody!

      You mean freedom files, right?

    14. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by StarvingSE · · Score: 2, Funny

      I agree. I love my potatoes, corned beef, and I think Irish women are extremely hot.

      I was just trying to be funny... now where did I put my beer............

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    15. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by LifesABeach · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "...US Patent office calls peer-to-peer file sharing harmful to children and a threat to national security..." The irony of this statement is that it comes from the same people that said, "Ya, this One-Click internet thing looks unique; So we will give you a patent."

      "You're My Engineer" - The Last Mimsy

    16. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      MPAA and RIAA with flagrant and excessive lawsuits directed at random are potentially harmful to children?

      Yes, which is why they claim file sharing is harmful to children since they will be sued and therefore harmed. Similar legislation exists for marijuana. Most of the problems associated with marijuana are caused by the fact that it is illegal (gangs, prison, drug dealers, etc.). Make file sharing (or marijuana) legal and you eliminate the harm caused by both. Unfortunately the RIAA would not profit from this so it becomes a tough decision for them. They can profit and harm children, or not profit and not harm children. Hell, they may as well cut the middle man and just sell kiddie porn.

    17. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by stewbacca · · Score: 3, Insightful
      The people in government who work with classified information use computer systems that aren't capable of hooking up to the World Wide Web. Instead, classified systems work on their own, closed mini-WWW. Entering a computer that handles classified information into an unclassified network (such as the WWW, where file sharing resides) is a major security violation. Unless government employees are bringing music into work on their iPods and uploading tunes to their secure terminals (another major security violation), there is no music to be shared on secret and above level computers.



      The sad part is the people who came up with this junk study already know this, so they truly are just caving to the RIAA/MPAA with their pathetic fear mongering.

    18. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by mpe · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "that peer-to-peer networks could manipulate sites so children violate copyright laws more frequently than adults, exposing those children to copyright lawsuits and, in turn, make those who protect their copyrighted material appear antagonistic"

      More to the point why is the Patent and Trademark Office making a fuss about this? Or can we expect the Copyright Office to produce reports vaguely related to Patents and Trademarks...

      "file-sharing software could be to blame for government workers who expose sensitive data and jeopardize national security after downloading free music on the job"
      It seems to me that it's not file-sharing software to blame, but the shitty sys/net admins that the government employs to "secure" the computers that contain this sensitive data.


      Indeed the real problem here is systems which allow end users to install any software.

      Call me crazy, but I'd think that with the use of Active Directory, even a dimwitted NT admin could setup a computer that wouldn't allow people to install software like this in the first place.

      Maybe securing Windows isn't that easy... Maybe it's a poor OS choice for this kind of situation.

    19. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by Macthorpe · · Score: 3, Funny

      British are arrogant

      You're just jealous because I'm better than you.

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    20. Re:Stop the INSANITY! by rtb61 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well there is one thing you can say about the current US administration, they certainly seem to be winning the 'War on Freedom and Democracy', neither one have been in as bad a state in the US for centuries, quite an achievement, you virtually have to go back to before the Declaration of Independence and the Madness of King George the third (must be something in the name) to find both Freedom and Democracy so threatened in the United States.

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  2. children by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    oh please wont someone think of the children

    1. Re:children by Duhavid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We are.

      Next up,

      Websites, email, and ftp are also bad for children, and a threat to national security.

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    2. Re:children by Aphex+Junkie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We are. Next up, Websites, email, and ftp are also bad for children, and a threat to national security. Just as I thought: gopher and USENET are safe for children and American as apple pie!
    3. Re:children by rucs_hack · · Score: 4, Funny

      your comment has been deemed harmful to children and kittens.

      Do not leave your house, place your hands on the wall and wait, a mind correction team will be with you shortly...

    4. Re:children by jamstar7 · · Score: 2, Funny

      your comment has been deemed harmful to children and kittens.

      Do not leave your house, place your hands on the wall and wait, a mind correction team will be with you shortly...

      And remember, kids, every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates...

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    5. Re:children by Faylone · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't encourage the pedophiles! Pedophiles, STOP thinking of the children!

  3. Hmm by TheMeuge · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's good to know that RIAA and MPAA are willing to expend so much energy and money to educate our public officials. After all, we wouldn't want any extra freedoms to slip under the door.

    1. Re:Hmm by ArsonSmith · · Score: 5, Funny

      Reminds me of when my brother got busted with pot. He lost his car and about $3k in fines and court costs. My parents blamed pot. Although pot didn't do that to him the government did. Pot only ever got us high.

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  4. good thing it's 80 pages by EllynGeek · · Score: 5, Funny

    So we have a GOOD reason, for once, to comment without reading the article.

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    1. Re:good thing it's 80 pages by vivaoporto · · Score: 4, Funny

      You must be new here. I thought this being Slashdot was the good reason.

    2. Re:good thing it's 80 pages by SeaFox · · Score: 4, Funny

      Wow, I feel lazy now. I didn't even check to see how many pages it was.

  5. Pencils -- Harmful to Children etc. by Wilson_6500 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The ordinary pencil is, in our modern America, a flagrant excess that cannot be tolerated. Pencils can be used to copy national secrets from one piece of paper to another, and leave no identifying marks of any kind on the documents that have been copied. Their sharp ends can be used to gouge; children can inflict grevious rubber burns upon one another using the rubber end. Perhaps most shocking of all, the pencil graphite is conductive and could be used in any number of explosive devices where conductive elements are required.

    The Pencil manufacturing concerns of America, however, are resolved to work with the U.S. government to mitigate this crisis. Henceforth, all pencil purchases are tracked with a unique REAL ID-coordinated identifier. Authorized use of pencils will require a tiny microchip implanted under the skin of the right hand. A left-handed version of the chip is expected to be available before 2020--until then, pencil-using left-handed Americans will have to make the sacrifice of writing less legibly until the chip is available.

    Wow, I'm really bored today.

    1. Re:Pencils -- Harmful to Children etc. by fair_n_hite_451 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What bothers me about this report ... and everything like it which has been trotted out over the last few years ... is that people are expected to be stupid enough to believe it.

      I mean, how dumb do you have to be to believe that because children could be manipulated into violating the law by some evil website designer, this has ANYTHING to do with national security?

      Unless they think that when we fence off England and turn it into a giant prison island (I mean, they're already halfway there on the surveilance front) there won't be any young males left to fight our wars if we've put them all in jail for stealing copyrighted (copywrit?) items.

      These MAFIAA people don't think like I do, and that scares me because they obviously don't have the same moral (in terms of what's right and what's wrong, not anything religious) standards that I do ... and they seem determined to turn me into a criminal for some reason.

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    2. Re:Pencils -- Harmful to Children etc. by Rycross · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well enough people seem to think that video games can influence children to break the law... I don't see why you think its such a huge logical leap to think the same for web sites. Its the same thing with people thinking Harry Potter or Dungeons and Dragons will encourage kids into witchcraft. Its sad, but people are stupid enough to believe it.

    3. Re:Pencils -- Harmful to Children etc. by paeanblack · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Its the same thing with people thinking Harry Potter or Dungeons and Dragons will encourage kids into witchcraft.

      Or MTV or Elvis or the Beatles or JRR Tolkien or William Powell or Jazz or Margaret Sanger or DH Lawrence or Mark Twain or Henry David Thoreau or Nathaniel Hawthorne, etc, etc, etc.

      Your children really will grow up in the same world you did, populated with the same idiots. So will your grandkids.

    4. Re:Pencils -- Harmful to Children etc. by kennykb · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "there won't be any young males left to fight our wars if we've put them all in jail for stealing copyrighted (copywrit?) items."

      "Sentence suspended if you join the army."

    5. Re:Pencils -- Harmful to Children etc. by cptgrudge · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Your children really will grow up in the same world you did, populated with the same idiots. So will your grandkids.

      The Singularity can't come soon enough.

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    6. Re:Pencils -- Harmful to Children etc. by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "they obviously don't have the same moral...standards that I do ... and they seem determined to turn me into a criminal for some reason."

      Welcome to the state.

      This is the nature of the state: "You do everything we tell you and give us everything you have, and we'll protect you from the bad people inside and outside our borders. And if there aren't any bad people, we'll make some."

      This is how it's done.

      Not enough "drug dealers" in prison - so start making everybody who owns a gun, smokes, reads the Koran, or downloads music to be a criminal.

      Anything will do - it doesn't matter. Just rev up some "moral outrage" or whatever and start labeling some group of people as "criminals", "degenerates", "threats" and "terrorists". Every primate will buy into it, because every primate wants to be on the side of the hierarchical authority. It's hardwired into your primate brain.

      Eventually EVERYBODY is labelled to some degree - and you control it all. And everybody lets you - except for the REAL malcontents like me.

      Go watch "V for Vendetta" again - especially the scene where Sutler is screaming, "I want EVERYBODY to remember WHY THEY NEED US!"

      That movie is the most important movie ever made (that I can remember anyway.) It lays the process and nature of the state out completely in scenes anybody can understand.

      Especially watch the scene where Evey loses her fear - THAT is the most important scene ever filmed.

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  6. They're going for the high score! by Rycross · · Score: 5, Funny

    So they busted out the old terrorist chesnut and "Think of the children?" All they needed was to add something about immorality (implying Christian morality), and they would have had a perfect score.

    1. Re:They're going for the high score! by miskatonic+alumnus · · Score: 4, Funny

      Bird flu. Don't forget the bird flu.

    2. Re:They're going for the high score! by omeomi · · Score: 3, Funny

      Oh yeah, I forgot. Maybe because I've been a Christian my whole life, and "morals" to me are generally based around forgiving and helping other people. Sometimes I forget that the evangelists define "morals" as hating gays and abortions. Silly me...

  7. Security of what? by LoudMusic · · Score: 5, Insightful

    File Sharing -- Harmful to Children and a Threat to National Security

    [snip] ... Homeland Security report that government workers had installed file-sharing programs that accessed classified information without their knowledge. File sharing? Sounds like ignorance about security is the real threat. And they're in charge of security? We are so fucked.
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    1. Re:Security of what? by synjck · · Score: 5, Insightful

      it's analogous to say "guns are a threat to national security" or "airplanes are a threat to national security."

      as always, personal responsibility is brushed aside in the name of hype.

    2. Re:Security of what? by evought · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Indeed, where I used to work (Pentagon), an Air Force officer used a floppy to transfer an unclassified Word Document from the isolated classified network to the open unclassified network. The Word document had scooped up random classified data from the hard drive in its buffers.

      When DISA was done, they had scrubbed half a dozen "contaminated" systems, carted the guy off to Leavenworth, and left a mark on the section's record (too many of those and its *very* bad for everyone working in the section).

      In these cases, I do not know why:

      1. The systems had classified data and were hooked to the Internet. That alone should land people in jail.
      2. The employees had permission to install *anything* on the system. Unless they were administrators, that would have counted as a violation of security by itself, and if they were administrators, doing anything unauthorized should have had them canned. I had to go through hoops just to install new tools on development machines.
      3. The employees were not jailed with no questions asked. I guarantee that would put a stop to the practice.
      4. The whole section was not audited, leading to immediate correction of the above.

      Requirements when we set up an off-site Secret test facility were no less strict and a single violation would have cost the right to operate it. I really have to wonder how lax things have gotten. It also makes me very nervous about the government's insistence of late on creating large integrated databases. Even if I trusted them to use the data ethically (I don't) I do not have confidence that they could secure it adequately.

    3. Re:Security of what? by evought · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Technically, the offense was moving data between the networks *at all* without authorization. Someone has to sanitize data which is transferred. For binary formats, that means going through it with a hex editor. There were very good reasons to stick to text formats. The people who wrote the rule new about the possible problems with binary data; the person who broke it did not know enough to understand the consequences--- and therefore should not have done it.

      We had a blast when we declassified the source code to the system we were working on. The program handled highly classified data, but there was no reason the algorithms themselves had to be controlled. The Air Force stood to save money by maintaining the code off-site in a non-classified facility. But every line of every file had to be gone through by an authorized person before it could be cleared and it was a large system.

      We handled WINTEL data, which meant that it could be used to identify people in the field, people who could die (or worse) if their identities were compromised. Stupid mistakes like moving data without authorization undo all of the precautions we went to to protect that data and the people who collected it. I took my job very seriously and so did many of the people there.

      And yes, when people brazenly break protocol when handling sensitive data, I think they should go to jail, the exception being protection for whistle-blowers.

      Contrast that with the casual treatment of Valerie Plame.

  8. Wait-- children AND terr'ists? by markbt73 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's two-- two-- two scare tactics in one!

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  9. Not the real issue.... by cyberbob2351 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    file-sharing software could be to blame for government workers who expose sensitive data and jeopardize national security after downloading free music on the job

    It sounds like the network administrators in said "governmental offices" should take the precautions neccessary to police the bandwidth. Furthermore, any environment in which said p2p applications are capable of leaking any private information need to be under closer scrutiny.

    Don't blame the p2p networks for the actions and negligence of those in control of their own computer infrastructure.

    A decade ago, the idea that copyright infringement could become a threat to national security would have seemed implausible. Now, it is a sad reality.

    Since when is copyright infringement, and not massively-propagating worms and keyloggers, the problem for national security. The latter causes FAR more breeches of personal identity information and credentials.

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    1. Re:Not the real issue.... by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 2, Funny

      It sounds like the network administrators in said "governmental offices" should take the precautions neccessary to police the bandwidth. Furthermore, any environment in which said p2p applications are capable of leaking any private information need to be under closer scrutiny.

      Yeah, imagine if they had p2p in Star Wars:

      FULL DEATH STAR PLANS!!!NO KIDDING!!!!.R2D | DroidFile | 5.1 Gb
      deathstarschematics.r2d | DroidFile | 5.1 Gb
      Death Star 1of20.r2d | DroidFile | 250 Mb

  10. Classified info by Original+Replica · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The threat to national security is not the file sharing software it's the asshats who have access to classifed documents,who are installing Kazaa on their government owned work computers. You could just as likely leave a few thumbdrives with trojans sitting around where these guys have lunch.

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    1. Re:Classified info by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So.... DRM?

      This is precisely what "trusted computing" is actually useful for.

      There ARE times in which your computer should not trust you! These are times in which it's not really your computer - which is to say, when it belongs to your employer. And double-extra-when your employer is the government and you have access to classified information.

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    2. Re:Classified info by sconeu · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The other question questions are "Why are machines with classified data able to access the internet? And why did users have permissions to install said software?"

      NISPOM chapter 8 specifies the requirements for a classified machine.

      Whenever I set up a classified net, one of the last things I do before I get certified is to yank the internet connection. All classified nets should be physically isolated.

      Also, all software changes to a classified computer must be logged. Ordinary users should not have permissions to install such items, and any attempt to do so should be logged as a potential security risk. I would think that the network/sysadmins of these systems are NOT doing their job properly.

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    3. Re:Classified info by Rycross · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Just making sure that we're on the same page. I actually agree :) Although its kind of frustrating that a potentially useful technology is being used in a futile effort to make sure that we don't copy the latest new pop song. Its kinda like pandora's box: yeah, theres some good stuff in there at the bottom, but you have to let all the crap out as well.

  11. Class by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    > Wow, I'm really bored today.

    If you produce that level of satire as a result, please be bored more often ;-)

  12. Not only that..... by Stanislav_J · · Score: 5, Funny

    Also may cause dizziness, insomnia, psoraisis, and the Creeping Crimean Crud.

    The cause of the fall of the Roman Empire? File sharing.

    JFK's assassins? File sharers.

    Besides, file sharing isn't mentioned in the Bible, so it must be forbidden by God.

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    1. Re:Not only that..... by Haeleth · · Score: 5, Funny

      Besides, file sharing isn't mentioned in the Bible, so it must be forbidden by God.
      Well, there's all that stuff about "render unto seeders"... :P

      (And the Feeding of the N-thousand, of course; if Jesus is going to go round making thousands of unauthorized copies of someone else's bread, he can hardly send you to hell for sharing a few tracks, now, can he?)
    2. Re:Not only that..... by Gryle · · Score: 3, Funny

      Didn't Christ get the death penalty for stuff like that? *ducks*

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  13. Chicken Little by macdaddy357 · · Score: 5, Funny

    The sky is falling! The sky is falling!
    Oh, and while we're at it, Wolf! Woooooooooooooolf!

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  14. Re:Paper -- also Harmful to Children etc. by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 4, Funny

    Recently, Paper has also been called into question.

    If you take a heavy-stock piece of high quality paper, fold it into quarters, grasp the edges, and slam your arm down to force air through the middle flap, you can create a sound that will stop an airport in its tracks.

    The Etch-A-Sketch brand has been revived and is being offered as a paper-replacement tool, but Microsoft has expressed doubt that the One Etch-a-Sketch Per Child program will work.

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  15. There's no patch for human stupidity by cl191 · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Department of Homeland Security report that government workers had installed file-sharing programs that accessed classified information without their knowledge."
    How about changing the title to: Human Stupidity-a Threat to National Security?

  16. Threat to our children? Did you read the summary? by StewedSquirrel · · Score: 5, Interesting
    This is farking hillarious!!!!

    They say that file sharing is a "threat to our children", but did you read WHY?

    * that peer-to-peer networks could manipulate sites so children violate copyright laws more frequently than adults, exposing those children to copyright lawsuits and, in turn, make those who protect their copyrighted material appear antagonistic,


    So... it's file sharing's fault that the RIAA looks like profiteering litigious bastards for suing a dozen teenage kids. Somehow, file sharing made them do it

    I can't believe I just read that.

    gah.

    I'm moving to the Czech Republic or something.

    Stew
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  17. bogus and reality check by drDugan · · Score: 3, Interesting

    So the "harmful to children" line is completely bogus. LOTS of stuff is harmful to children. That is why parents have to take some responsibility to protect their kids. ... Oh, think of the children. Yes, think just how terrible it will be to grow up under information tyranny.

    The second line is much most interesting. p2p really IS a threat to the nation state system. More generally, free information exchange will erode the power of the state significantly. Lots of people all freely sharing information will mean the whole concept of countries starts to break down. If everyone can get all the information they need from anywhere across the globe and across borders, why do we need those borders still? To protect the physical resources? Hardly. Information is the last (latest) great resource humanity has stumbled upon and now people are making Googles of money doling it out, just like the oil barons, and other folks who have controlled major resources in the past.

    The really cool thing about information is that you don't loose it when you copy it, so there CAN NEVER be scarcity of information (at least long term) UNLESS the laws and the state artificially support systems to create information scarcity. WHY WOULD HUMANS CHOOSE THAT? Quite simply, they won't, when they fully understand the choice. p2p works directly against the idea that information should be artificially maintained as a scarce resource by laws, and hence, it gives the 'ole thhhhbbbtbtbtbt to the nation state and the lynch pins of it's power and ability to control the people.

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    1. Re:bogus and reality check by drDugan · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I disagree. Information is far more valuable that physical resources. With the right information, we know which trees grow food, how and where to grow them, and when and how to harvest them, also which plants grow (just like weeds) that we can weave and wear, and how to build the best structures with available materials. Rinse and repeat for most all of the physical resources people need.

      The choice between ignorance and tyranny is a false choice, provided by those who wish to control your access to information in order to take money and energy from you.

      I strongly disagree with the implication that just because some information has "entertainment" value that it is of a lower class or less important than other information. Who are you to judge what someone else values and why? You might consider reading more about myths and how they have evolved over time - and learn how stories are the transport layer for the structure of civilizations. Do you think people who make movies do so only to distract us from our "more important" business pursuits? Wow.

    2. Re:bogus and reality check by blank_vlad · · Score: 2, Funny

      I strongly disagree with the implication that just because some information has "entertainment" value that it is of a lower class or less important than other information.
      Hmm, you're the person who goes around Wikipedia tacking on those vapid "Foo in Popular Culture" sections to every article, aren't you? I can't imagine how many people's lives were improved by that kind of information because I have trouble visualizing a null set.
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    3. Re:bogus and reality check by drDugan · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Information drives actions, and information drives what resources we need; thus, information is quite useful when you have no resources: it helps you get them. Mostly the idea of "no resources" is artificial, because it comes from a model of scarcity. In all places where humans live there are resources, by definition. Without food and water, all the people die or leave in about 2 weeks. Read up on Maslow.
      As for wars, information is a critical part of what people fight over. Ever hear of all the "intelligence" failures that lead to Iraq? The whole case for war and all the reasons the US attacked were based within information.

      I agree, tyranny and ignorance exist along a continuum. There is a huge middle ground that we can rest in where people will be happy. There is no need to chose one to avoid the other. Copyright, in principle is sound as an idea, the way it was initially framed. But in practice today, (c) is completely out of control. To lose access to information for a time period of (life of the author + 70 or 95 years), given a median human lifespan of about 70 years... this is effectively information tyranny. The information is never available for use in your lifespan. Your assertions that statements I write are "rhetoric" seem childish and transparent - they do not help your case.

      I never asserted that all information is equal. It is clearly not. You put relative value of information in one class that you defined as lower than other categories. There is not one axis of value, but even if there were, each person would get to assign value to information, as they want. Who defined what information is in what category? You? RIAA? ISP filtering software? I don't accept your categorization of "entertainment" and you shouldn't accept my categories or values. As such, I reject your relative value scheme. Each individual has their own values.

      Most movies are both art and business: very big $ business, and a remarkable art form. I don't judge what information private individuals want to exchange with each other. Who said anything about any of this being noble?

  18. priceless by cyberbob2351 · · Score: 5, Funny
    • Windows XP SP2 - $83
    • Mac Tiger OSX - $129
    • Half life 2 - $29.99
    • 20Gb of music - ~$2000
    • Getting all of the above with p2p - Free
    • Murdering children and bringing to a halt the fabric of modern society - Priceless
    • ?????
    • Profit!
    For this and everything else, there's Bittorrent
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  19. Harmful to children by phorm · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Which is to say that, of course, music and movies depicting or narrating gangbangers pimping hoes, killing rivals/cops/etc, and committing various other crimes are not harmful to children.

    Hmmm... well at least their glass houses get a lot of light.

  20. Hmmm... by MightyMartian · · Score: 4, Informative

    Wouldn't it be better to say:

    "Government Employees - A Threat to Children and National Security"

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  21. Paper -- Harmful to Children etc. by Looce · · Score: 2, Funny

    We need to outlaw conventional paper and force the use of PDF documents everywhere.

    Think of how many times you have cut your finger on the edge of rough paper. And now, can you tell me that paper is harmless to children and not a threat to national security? I don't think so.

    I, for one, think this law will enable greater national security and protect the children from harm.

  22. Re:Whereas: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Software patents in and of themselves are not harmful, it is US Patent Office that is. Software merely takes a generalized machine and turns it into a specialized machine. Clearly a unique specialized machine should be patentable.

    That said, the Patent Office doesn't have a clue about how to evaluate software patents. The number of obvious (vs non-obvious) inventions that make it through is just incompetence. The fact that things that have existed in the open for decades can be patented as unique wouldn't fly when it comes to mechanical patents and it shouldn't with software patents either.

  23. This is merely an example of iggerunce. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The fact is, most government officials were adults and very busy before personal computers were common. Since they have been so busy with their careers they have had little time to educate themselves about technology. It isn't exactly correct to call them ignorant, because that's too respectful. More precisely, they are iggerunt.

    Remember, Ted Turner, the founder of CNN, called the Time-Warner merger with AOL, "better than sex". Immediately after, the combined company lost 88 billion dollars because of the deal. Quote from the linked article: "AOL reported a loss of nearly $100bn for 2002, after a loss of $44.9bn for the final three months of the year."

    Ted Turner is a smart guy, but he was iggerunt about technology.

    The proper response to "Under Secretary of Commerce for Intellectual Property and Director of the USPTO" Jon W. Dudas is, "Dude, you're fired."

  24. Re:Paper -- also Harmful to Children etc. by cyberbob2351 · · Score: 5, Funny
    But we cannot get rid of paper, for paper beats rock, and rocks are the BIGGEST concern.

    We need to abandon earth and become a space-faring civilization - otherwise our children's children will be plagued by potential weapons (rocks) to use against one another.

    I call for a disbanding of the NRA (The national rock association)

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  25. When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading COMMUNISM by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Funny
    I can't believe this hasn't been posted yet.

    The "When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading COMMUNISM!" poster dates back to 2000; it only took us seven years to go from wacky parody to grim reality.

  26. Re:Whereas: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    > Software merely takes a generalized machine and turns it
    > into a specialized machine. Clearly a unique specialized
    > machine should be patentable.

    No the general purpose machine is the patentable invention. Specific information (ie: software) should be protected by copyright. Pure software is not patentable and all software is pure software.

  27. Give every reason but the real one, as usual by retrosteve · · Score: 4, Interesting

    What the propagandists are trying not to say is simply this:

    "The US economy was once based on manufacturing. Our cars and buildings and aeroplanes and weapons were the best you could buy, and people bought them and America prospered. Lately people have stopped buying all those things, and we no longer manufacture anything for export but movies, music, and software.

    Our economy has gone from world-leading to "service-based" in just a few decades, and our only hope of exporting something that people might want to buy is in movies, music and software. Unfortunately, all those things are now digital, and easily copied millions of times for free. Even more unfortunately, the more we try to protect our eroding export figures with DRM and IP enforcement, the more we realize that other countries don't have to play by the rules we make up. And it's those other countries that count most.

    So it's time for education. Or perhaps Re-education. Time to teach everyone that, despite our own flagrant disregard for the Berne conventions and international IP rights from 1886 up until 1989 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berne_convention), it's vital that the world now all fall into the US party line on IP enforcement and DRM. And if we can't do it with WTO, IMF, WIPO, and Most Favored Nation status, we'll do it with propaganda.

    File sharing kills babies! File sharing promotes pedophilia! File sharing is communist and fascist and Saddam-loving! File sharing destroys family values and promotes the gay agenda!

    I've wanted to say this for a long time.

  28. Re:Don't forget greenhouse gasses. by cp.tar · · Score: 2, Funny

    So a baby seal walks into a club...

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  29. Thomas D. Sydnor by ajakk · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Does it bother anyone that the lead author of this report is Thomas D. Sydnor II? Before joining the USPTO, he was an attorney at Arnold & Porter, the RIAA's main outside law firm. While at Arnold & Porter, he litigated patent and copyright cases. I have no clue whether he actually did work for the RIAA, but the contacts are interesting.

  30. just like rock'n roll in the 50s.. by plasmacutter · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is reminding me of what they were saying about rock'n roll and comic books in the 50's.. they had huge hearings on it, it was the bane of culture, it promoted sexual deviance, it threatened the foundations of society itself!!!!!11one!1

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  31. Re:Paper -- also Harmful to Children etc. by omeomi · · Score: 4, Funny

    But we cannot get rid of paper, for paper beats rock, and rocks are the BIGGEST concern.

    Not true! You can bring a rock on an airplane, but try boarding with a pair of scissors...

  32. Re:Whereas: by HermMunster · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The Patent Office is either way off its rocker and/or it is not a far stretch to understand that a company that controls your computer, the content, the OS and that of 90% of the rest of the world, would make it also a threat to National Security and the security of every other nation on the planet. Microsoft with Vista can turn off your ability to use the computer. Through tools like WGA and WGN it can monitor your computer and your use. Since there is no competition out there to give consumers and government a choice then we are all bound to something that is unprecedented in the history of the world. The OS. No other time in the history of the world has one company held such influence on the lives of virtually everyone in the world in the same way.

    To say that file sharing allows for children to have access to this or that harmful content, and be subject to other bad things, and to say that files can be put at risk and therefore risk the national security, it would not be a far stretch to understand that to allow one company to essentially enter every computer (as the computer is an extension of your home/business) as they are able to enter your home and business to search, inventory, and accuse (and ultimately with Vista shut down your home/business) then that company and it's product could be considered a threat to national security. P2P is not used solely by children and since it can be useful in business and government it is a lesser threat than that posed by one company having control of the computers of the world. You have unprecedented control and access which creates a major possibility of security threats, if not primarily by Microsoft then by some enterprising vicious terrorist hoping to exploit Microsoft's buggy OSes and buggy spy tools.

    You can't go from P2P and the concept of access without going to Windows and WGA/WGN. Whatever applies to the concept of access over the Internet via P2P also extends to any product that could be used to yield the same type of invasive behavior that leads to stealing trade/national secrets be it by a controlling monopoly previously convicted in numerous nations of the world or by someone attempting to exploit the fact that exploits to tools like WGA/WGN could present unprecedented access to terrorists and the governments of other rogue nations.

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  33. Re:But seriously, folks by hobbit · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What I think -- I think Americans should, for patriotic reasons (having nothing to do with children's morality), strongly support copyright and IP. What about starting resource wars for patriotic reasons?

    And let the market work out as it may. You have to choose between supporting IP and letting the market work it out. At the risk of nearly saying "information wants to be free": value is related to scarcity.
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  34. IN SOVIET RUSSIA by EvilSporkMan · · Score: 4, Funny

    national security threatens you!

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  35. Re:Paper -- also Harmful to Children etc. by LihTox · · Score: 2, Funny

    But we cannot get rid of paper, for paper beats rock, and rocks are the BIGGEST concern.

    Not true! You can bring a rock on an airplane, but try boarding with a pair of scissors...

    So we need to keep the rocks to defeat the scissors.

    But wait, we need scissors to beat paper!

    But wait, we need paper to beat rock!

    Uh-oh.
  36. I'm going to have a heart attack... sigh. by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 2

    America is insane. I feel ashamed to be an American.

    We are so fucking powerless against these morons that use these silly trump card excuses to control us all....

    Freedom is good for children!
    Privacy is good for children!
    Free speech is good for children!
    A representative government is good for children!
    Freedom of Religion is good for children!

    Politicians and greed... are bad for children.

    Either we kill the politicians... or we kill the children.

    Take your pick.

  37. The Horror by PingXao · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Just think about how ballistic some politicians would go if a simple demonstration were shown to them about the sites you can find with Google by searching for the words "tits" or "wide snatch". They'd be pushing for the internet to be closed down immediately if not sooner. I predict just such a demonstration will be forthcoming in the very near future. Just as soon as there's some new US scandal they want to divert attention away from. It will be the mother of all diversions and has the potential to really crimp the usefulness of the internet in the US.

  38. Translation by billcopc · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Okay okay if I'm reading this correctly, file sharing is a threat to national security because it's getting installed on government computers that hold sensitive information ? Does that mean that photocopiers, faxes, mailing envelopes and even cameras are all threats to national security because they have the potential to be misused by dumb government employees ?

    #1 - File sharing is only as dangerous as the person running the software. If the user's a twit, don't blame the software, just replace them with a better user.

    #2 - File sharing's risk can be controlled at the firewall, either keep an eye on it or shut it out completely. We're talking about offices here, places that have no legitimate reason to be using Limewire et al. in the first place.

    #3 - Gov't employees have always had ways to leak information. Sometimes they toss stuff in the garbage without properly shredding confidential documents. Sometimes they get their notebook stolen. Sometimes they leave their passwords written on post-it notes stuck to their monitor. And sometimes they're just would-be spies taking bribes.

    #4 - The more stuff gets legislated "out of existence", the more ways people will find to get around the law. They shut down Napster, so people started using decentralized networks. They could try to shut down P2P, we'll find a sneakier way to do it (already happening with encrypted VPN tunnels). How's the saying go ? If [thing] is outlawed, only outlaws will do [thing].

    #5 - This is our goddamned government. This ain't a dictatorship or monarchy, it's a democracy. If these officials aren't acting in accordance with the people's needs, we need to fire the bastards!

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  39. This just in... by mommywheresdaddy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The spread of information by means of communication is a threat to national security.

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  40. RIAA vs national security by L4m3rthanyou · · Score: 2

    RIAA: Ban filesharing! a file-sharing client was used to obtain cassified info from the dept. of National Security!

    Gov't: Say, weren't you guys the ones who were hacking kazaa clients to illegally obtain evidence from users?

    RIAA: Errr....

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  41. It's the bats. by twitter · · Score: 2, Funny

    Reminds me of when my brother got busted with pot. He lost his car and about $3k in fines and court costs. My parents blamed pot. Although pot didn't do that to him the government did. Pot only ever got us high.

    Funny thing. A friend of mine smoked some pot and totaled his car. The police issued lots of fines but missed his stash. He did not blame the cops, government or pot. He blamed those damn bats that ran him off the road.

    He first saw those bats on a Madonna video, which he watched on Youtube and then shared by accident with Communist China. Arguably, the bats, and P2P by extension, are both a menace to corporate profits and a national security risk. They sure did him harm.

    I don't even want to mention the spiders he's talked about.

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  42. Users by kingturkey · · Score: 4, Insightful

    File sharing isn't a threat to national security, stupid government employees that install file sharing programs on work computers and then make the shared folder one that contains important documents are a threat to national security.

  43. Odd... by hallux-s · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Sharing is harmful to children, and dangerous to national security. Admittedly, I don't have time to read the propoganda... er... article, but... what's that you say? FILE SHARING? Oh, sorry, is that materially different from any other kind of sharing?

    Should we just go ahead and abolish the free interchange of ideas while we're at it, so we can stop the sharing of such harmful ideas as "I think we should go home and beat our children" or "I think we should get together and resist our Tyrannical Opressors (TM)" and then just silently curse this minority that 'ruined free speech' for the rest of us?

    Or should we recognize that govenment regulation of the exchange of information or ideas which, (although not being a lawyer) I could have SWORN was for forbidden by the first amendment, is the action of the corrupting influence of large amounts of what was originally, (ironically) OUR money which we gave to the RIAA/MPAA etc., when we purchased music and movies "legitimately" in the first place?

    RIAA and MPAA are like DRUG ADDICTS, we gave them the drug, cash, we want to stop supplying them, but they are strung out and need more of the drug. Always they need more, and I think, if they could, they would be willing to kill (you or me) to get it. However, killing is generally still illegal, so they can't.

    Seeing them pull the strings of our lawmakers telling us ultimately, that it is illegal for us to talk to one another is disenhartening to say the least.

    ~Hal

  44. USPTO? by kwikrick · · Score: 3, Informative
    So, the USPTO, who's task it is to ensure that patents and trademarks are properly upheld, are now suddenly concerned about national security and our children?

    Who is the author of the report?

    by Jon W. Dudas,
    Under Secretary of Commerce for Intellectual Property and Director of the United States
    Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO) Under Secretary of Commerce for Intellectual Property? What does that involve? Duh! Helping ones greedy friends in the MAFIAA fight their War on Freedom. Pretty obvious Mr. Dudas!

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  45. Re:He's trying to make a joke.. by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2, Interesting

    People smoking pot don't have to motivation to kill anybody. Or believe somebody's religion, or believe what a TV ad tells them or, really, much of anything else anybody in power has to say. That's probably what scares those people the most.

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