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  1. Re:Could the headline have been more misleading? on How To Beat Congress's Ban Of Humans On Mars · · Score: 1

    A nation that tries to deal with its social problems completely before tackling expansion and technological progress will be destroyed by the nations that don't.
    Ah, I see you've played Civilization as well...
  2. Re:Underfunded? Help! on Arecibo Observatory Loses Funding · · Score: 1

    Thanks for the idea. I'm going to go look right now to see if there is a fund set up for donations to keep Arecibo open, and if there is, I'll check my bank balance to see if a donation is in the budget.

    Meanwhile, you just keep whining about "the scientists" and how awful it is that a fraction of a percent of your tax money is used to fund research.

    Of course, this means that if there ever is an asteroid headed our way, and we have a spaceship ready to evacuate us, you don't get a seat. You can just sit there with your slightly lower taxes and wait to become a crater.

  3. Re:Did they actually play it? on US Senators Take On The ESRB Over Manhunt 2 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Absolutely. They're concerned with feng shui while the house is burning down.

  4. Re:Tesla won but... on The Last DC Power Grid Shut Down in NYC · · Score: 2, Funny

    I know who Tesla was. "Modern Day Cowboy" was an awesome song.

  5. Re:Not in HD on From the Moon to Earth in HD · · Score: 1

    Cool, thanks! I've been looking for a new desktop background.

  6. Re:What are you going to do??? on Running the Numbers on a US Pandemic · · Score: 4, Funny

    What are you going to do when the zombies show up at your door?

    Tell them no thanks; I've read their pamphlets and I wasn't impressed.

  7. Re:Want space? Start learning Chinese! on China Launches First Moon Orbiter · · Score: 1

    Yet another reason to watch Firefly .

  8. Re:More like a cracker with no brains on 'I Was a Hacker for the MPAA' · · Score: 1

    Well, he asked for the phone number of the girl holding the Uzi, but she turned him down.

  9. The Longest Cutscene? on The Making of The Longest Journey · · Score: 1

    I love point-and-click adventure games, but that one drove me nuts. Solve a puzzle, watch a ten minute movie. Repeat ad infinitum.

  10. Re:jar jar dies in first episode on Star Wars Television Series Moving Forward · · Score: 1

    Actually, I heard it was going to be about Jar-Jar solving murders. In a little gray trench coat.

    "Meesa just want to know one more ting..."

  11. Re:You're Giving Them Ideas . . . on New Flavour of Spam - MP3 Stock Scams · · Score: 1

    gloriaestefan.mp3?

    One-two-three-four, come on baby check your email, five-six-seven times...

  12. Re:Forget restitution... on Bill Introduced to Congress Would Allow ID Theft Restitution · · Score: 1

    I was thinking more like a period of indentured servitude. You pretend to be me and get caught, then I OWN you. Literally.

  13. Re:Having grown up on Led Zeppelin Agrees To Digital Distribution · · Score: 1

    Personally, for the true nostalgia experience, I'd like to hear a recording of Physical Graffiti that makes it sound as close as possible to the tape deck in a 1979 Camaro. Then I'd feel right at home.

  14. Re:Read the bible lately? on Halo In Church Points Out ESRB Flaws · · Score: 4, Interesting

    A game based on parts of the Bible could get an M rating as well.

    Nah, it only gets a T rating.

  15. That's still not much... on Pentagon Urges Space-Based Solar Power · · Score: 1

    I mean, that's only enough power to run 4, maybe 8 DeLoreans.

  16. That's great, but... on Radiohead Says Name Your Own Price for New Album · · Score: 0, Troll

    ...it's still Radiohead.

    "This food is terrible." "Yeah, but the portions are HUGE!"

  17. Re:No, but I was an English major on Know How To Use a Slide Rule? · · Score: 1

    You can't.

    You can, however, accumulate, add, aggrandize, aggregate, augment, beef up, boost, breed, build up, compound, cube, double, enlarge, expand, extend, generate, heighten, increase, magnify, manifold, mount, populate, procreate, produce, proliferate, propagate, raise, repeat, rise, spread, and square with it.

  18. No, but I was an English major on Know How To Use a Slide Rule? · · Score: 1

    I was an English major, so there wasn't much cause for me to learn how to use a slide rule. I do, however, still have and use the English department's equivalent: a paperback Roget's Thesaurus.

    I think my dad has a slide rule somewhere still. Hell, knowing him, he probably still uses it.

  19. Re:Ron Paul will get rid of it all on Parts of the Patriot Act Ruled Unconstitutional · · Score: 1

    Good grief, enough with Greg Stillson already!

    Oops. I mean Ron Paul. I always do that.

  20. Re:Death knell for PPC Mac Mini on Apple's Leopard Will Exclude 800MHz G4 Processors · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oh, no! I have a four-year-old iPod and a two-year-old Mac Mini! I no longer fit the stereotype! I'd better go throw some money away right away, so people know how to pigeonhole me.

  21. Re:Death knell for PPC Mac Mini on Apple's Leopard Will Exclude 800MHz G4 Processors · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Prepare to buy an Intel CPU Mac for your next major OS upgrade after Leopard.

    Or, just keep using a perfectly good computer as-is, instead of "upgrading" just because something new came out.

  22. Re:Academically bright but... on MIT Student Arrested For Wearing 'Tech Art' Shirt At Airport · · Score: 1

    I actually WANT the police to overreact in cases like this in order to keep me safer.

    I don't. I want them to react, but not overreact. Which, in this case, is what it sounds like they did.

    There are a lot of things that sound funny in your pot-smoke-filled dorm room that arent't so funny in real life, and this is one of them, but I do believe that the appropriate punishment for it is "a good scare," which she has gotten already.

    Unfortuately, the way things are now, this girl will probably be banned from flying, placed on a watch-list somewhere, and never live down this one dumb college stunt, and that is an overreaction.

  23. Re:Why don't we have licensed bedsheets anymore? on Halo 'No Longer Just a Game' For Microsoft · · Score: 2, Funny

    Do you really think Transformers sheets would have helped you to get a girl to stay over?

  24. Re:Good. on U.S. Airport Screeners Are Watching What You Read · · Score: 4, Interesting

    And here's a list to get you started.

  25. Re:Fact follows fiction on Journalist Test Drives The Pain Ray Gun · · Score: 1

    Actually, it made me think of the Cruciatus Curse from the Harry Potter books. Unforgivable in that world, as well as in this one.