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Dell Refunds Vista/Works With Two Emails

look@thealternative.ch writes "Although many people have asked for pre-installed Linux, and Dell seems to have listened, some still think that buying a naked PC won't be easy. But what about stripping it naked after you buy it? I managed to get Windows Vista (and a bit more) refunded from Dell Germany last week. The process was surprisingly simple: 1) After delivery, ask Dell Support for refund by email. 2) ??? 3) Refund!!! Read the full email conversation in the original German or my English translation. For the impatient reader: The refund is €77.54 for Windows Vista Home Basic plus Works 8.0 (that is 15% of the total amount I paid). The whole process took 2 emails, 2 more to say thank you, and less than 48 hours. The money is already in my account. Kudos to Dell Customer Care (esp. 'Veronika') for being efficient and customer-oriented!"

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  1. Ah, the hot/nice telephone operator by Saint+Stephen · · Score: 5, Funny

    Isn't it wonderful when the hot/nice telephone operator helps you out with your "problem" in an efficient manner. It's like this little relationship you're having you where she's completely at your service there making your life so so so wonderful.

    But then she goes and does it with the next guy too. Dirty girl.

    1. Re:Ah, the hot/nice telephone operator by Solder+Fumes · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Actually, I know someone who called ASUS technical support to unload on the poor phone-girl about the faulty motherboards (this was the plague of Bad Capacitors). She decided to unload right back. He was ashamed and ended up sending some flowers to the support office. One thing led to another, and now they're married.

    2. Re:Ah, the hot/nice telephone operator by got911here · · Score: 2, Funny

      Is it hard to get flowers delivered to a call center in Bangalore?

    3. Re:Ah, the hot/nice telephone operator by bryan1945 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ok, this one is definently on my top 10 for weird tech stories.

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    4. Re:Ah, the hot/nice telephone operator by CmdrGravy · · Score: 4, Funny

      If you're imagining, why would you imagine she isn't attractive? Bitter experience mainly.
  2. Great ! by BESTouff · · Score: 4, Insightful

    77 for Vista OEM is acceptable. Now, make that not an accident but a regular refund, and explain hos to do it elsewhere than in Germany, and I'm sold.

    1. Re:Great ! by Octorian · · Score: 4, Funny

      Somehow, I don't think the people of Deutchland will be too happy after you called their country Douche-land ;-)

    2. Re:Great ! by whathappenedtomonday · · Score: 2, Informative
      > 77 for Vista OEM


      not quite, EUR 42.29 for Vista Home Basic, EUR 35.24 for Works 8.0. Google says, 77,53 Euros = 103,262207 U.S. dollars.

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    3. Re:Great ! by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 4, Funny

      103,262,207 US dollars? Wow, everything *is* more expensive in Europe!

      Chris Mattern

    4. Re:Great ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Fuck off with your "US site" bullshit. This is an international site that happens to be in English. That person made a punctuation mistake, but that's no reason to come over all imperialist on us you Yankee piece of crap.

      Someone has insecurity issues. The dude was joking.
    5. Re:Great ! by sgbett · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not all European locales use the comma as the decimal indicator. The UK uses the decimal point (or period if you prefer!) ...

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    6. Re:Great ! by zsau · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not all locales use the period as the decimal indicator. Europe uses the comma ...

      Simple solution: When writing in French or German, use a comma. When writing in English, use a dot. You wouldn't use German or French quotation marks when writing in English would you?

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    7. Re:Great ! by CastrTroy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      According to wikipedia, the list of "dot countries" includes India, China, United States, Japan, Mexico, Pakistan, and many other very populous countries. Therefore I'm pretty sure more people use the dot. The list of "comma countries" seems to be quite a bit longer but contains a lot of lesser populated countries like Switzerland, Cuba, and Belgium, and most of the rest of Europe.

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    8. Re:Great ! by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "find it weird because they say cinq point cinq, yet they write it as 5,5."

      That's nothing - a quarter is pronounced "trente cents" - thirty cents.

    9. Re:Great ! by Stewie241 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      nah... I like yyyymmdd too, because there is logic to it.

      If I use this naming convention in my files, they sort very easily. But if you do DDMMYY, then you get all the files for the 25th on the same day, which isn't chronological order.

  3. You must be mistaken... by bluemonq · · Score: 5, Funny

    We're talking about a 1-800 number, not a 1-900.

    1. Re:You must be mistaken... by Ooble · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ah, I see... I was wondering why everyone started talking German in England a couple weeks ago. Thanks for clarifying.

    2. Re:You must be mistaken... by ady1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      He must've got confused by the naked word. Remember it's a PC we're talking about.

    3. Re:You must be mistaken... by teh+kurisu · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You mean slashdot.org.uk? Or slashdot.de? Funnily enough, it's not slashdot.us either...

    4. Re:You must be mistaken... by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 5, Funny

      I don't see how anyone could think the Republic of Ireland, was part of the United Kingdom.

    5. Re:You must be mistaken... by Darko8472 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Kind of. Ireland is further divided into Northern Ireland and the Republic of Ireland. NI is part of the UK, the RoI isn't. It's in with all the Euro and all that funky stuff.

    6. Re:You must be mistaken... by johnw · · Score: 3, Informative

      I thought the UK consisted of Britain, Ireland, Wales, and Scotland. It sort of used to (assuming that when you said "Britain" there you meant "England").

      Great Britain is the island which contains three countries - England, Scotland and Wales. The full title of the UK is "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland". Go back 100 years or so and you could chop out the word "Northern".

      Incidentally, the "Great" in "Great Britain" has nothing to do with greatness - it merely serves to distinguish between Grande Bretagne and Petite Bretagne, which is on the other side of the English Channel.
  4. Spammer's Delight! by biocute · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dear Vista Hater,

    As you do not want the Windows Vista operating system, we will refund you the purchase price you paid for it (ca. 42.29 Euro gross). I would like to ask you to send me your bank details that I can mark the payment in our system. I need:
    your name:
    bank name:
    city (of bank):
    bank code:
    account no:
    The money should be paid back within one week.

    Yours Sinfully,
    Ajabaili Sakilikulu

    1. Re:Spammer's Delight! by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In the US it's possible (for at least the major utilities and other large businesses) to tap your checking account with just your account number, bank routing number, and name.

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  5. I hated dell... by catbutt · · Score: 3, Interesting

    back in the day, after buying two computers from them and having generally bad support experiences.

    This makes me want to give them another chance.

    1. Re:I hated dell... by Iron+Condor · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I don't mind outsourcing in theory, I can handle the language barrier difference, but it's the sheer incompetence that pisses me off! I thought most call centres back home in the UK used to be incompetent but you don't realise how good you have it until it's too late and those jobs have been shipped abroad.

      Outsourcing isn't monolithic - there's no such thing as "outsourcing in theory" that you can have (or not have) a problem with. Outsourcing a development lab is a completely different thing from outsourcing a call center. The latter is always, unmistakably, wrong. And here's why:

      If you force your engineers to staff the phone support, they have an incentive to minimize the number of support calls. They will thus pay close attention to the things people call about and will do their best to eliminate those problems in the next generation product.

      The moment you create a dedicated "call center", you're already going downhill: Now you have people who did not make the product trying to explain to people for whom it doesn't work, how to make it work. But the call-center staffers, at least, are employees and thus they're still motivated to pass on enough information to engineering to minimize future workload on them.

      But when you now ship you call-center to india, you have now created a corporate entity that has no interest in minimizing call volumne. To the contrary - they get paid by the number of calls or the number of minutes spent on calls and thus it is in their best interest to have as many calls as possible. The survival of the call-center rests on there being as many service calls as possible. Thus no information is ever passed on to engineering about the main faults people keep finding (how convenient that engineering is on a different continent now) and if the customer hangs up irately then that just means they'll be calling right back tomorrow after noodling around trying to fix their stuff for another 24hours themselves.

      I'm against outsourcing of call-centers even "in theory". And "in practice". And "in anything else I can think of". It's just a bad idea all around - the brand suffers, the customers suffer, the engineering suffers. All that happens is that a bunch of hobos in India get rich.

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    2. Re:I hated dell... by Eskarel · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Dell gets a lot of flack, but in my experience they're usually the best of a bad lot. If you are an average user and you want an affordable pre-built PC which you can get support for, it's about your best bet.

      The first dimensions sucked, but they've gotten better, and they even seem to have worked through the problems they were having with their business models(the Optiplex 270's and 280's were pretty shocking, the 260's were ok though and the 520's are reasonable). I'd personally never buy one, but that's because building the PC is half the fun of buying one for me.

      As for their support experience, yes you'll end up talking to someone from Southeast Asia(Dell left India some time ago) who barely speaks English, and yes they will be working really hard not to send the technician out to see you(assuming you have on-site support in the first place), but if you are sufficiently obnoxious and forceful(I hate doing it, but when I was working in support I just got tired of playing the game), they'll do what you want them to do and fix your problem. HP's support on any of their consumer grade products is much worse, at least it is over here.

      When people ask me what computer to buy, I generally recommend Dell simply because their products are as good as most, they're prices are reasonable, and they'll be around in 5 years. I don't build PC's for people because I don't support home PC's, so Dell is as good a solution as any.

    3. Re:I hated dell... by xtracto · · Score: 2, Interesting

      But when you now ship you call-center to india, you have now created a corporate entity that has no interest in minimizing call volumne. To the contrary - they get paid by the number of calls or the number of minutes spent on calls and thus it is in their best interest to have as many calls as possible. The survival of the call-center rests on there being as many service calls as possible.

      My girlfriend used to work in a call centre (not in India of course). There are several points you ignore:

      1. Some calls are recorded and workers are examined each week or two weeks.
      2. You do not want to spend much time on each call, there is an average call time and if you more than the average it means you are being inefficient (or sometimes that the caller is a dick, but that is checked in the weekly tests).
      3. You do not get paid by the number of calls (you work from 9 to 5 and get paid a specific salary). Usually you want *less* calls.
      4. The survival of the call center only rests on the company wanting to provide that service.
      5. The people working there are humans, lots of the time there *are* software problems and whatnot.

      Of course it all depends on the company policy. My girlfriend worked in an outsourced insurance policy call center. It is not until you know somewhere on the *other* side of the phone that you realize what kind of job is that.

      Nowadays, if I need to call to some call centre I am more polite and calm with the guy/girl at the other side. If you do not like something about the company ask for the manager and tell her, or write a letter. You will not achieve anything by yelling to the girl who answers the phone, she does not have the power to do *anything*, youd better talk to a manager or someone else.

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  6. Automation by NekoXP · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I wonder if they could automate the process the same way you track the shipment of your PC.

    Enter your order ID. Enter your Vista key.. and then a refund is processed. The Vista key could be submitted to Microsoft such that it no longer authenticates copies of Vista on Dell PC's (XP/Vista activation and WGA knows the difference somehow, somewhere) and Dell can have the money sent to the user without tying up their customer support line.

    Microsoft might be concerned that they don't get their money for this, but then again it would be against the law for them to do anything like force Dell not to do it, or insist that users do not get a refund anyway (the EU would have a field day and think up some higher billion dollar amounts for fines).

    I bet it costs more to process it through 'Veronika' than clicking a website button would.

    The uptake on this? I dunno. Maybe a lot of people would use it.. but a far higher number would not give a crap and carry on running Vista. I think shipping a naked/bare PC is extremely user-unfriendly and it also gives Dell a burn-in-test nightmare (how do you burn in a laptop which is supposed to have never had an OS installed on it? Do you then perform a military-grade disk wipe after you put the burn-in software on there? I dunno..). Putting the most popular, most needed for most people OS on the system (Vista I guess) is an okay thing to do. But I do think if you don't actually want Vista, you should be able to go through and click the Refund button..

    1. Re:Automation by zappepcs · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I recently bought a Dell SR2030, mostly because the price it was selling at was more than 25% cheaper than I could buy the hardware. To me, that is a deal. It also came with Windows XP on it. I swapped that hard drive out with a 300GB SATA drive and installed Linux before the sales ticket cooled off.

      I kept the Windows HD as sold because I can't get any money for it, and it might, read *might*, come in handy some day. Not that I'm counting on it, but hey, whatever. If I could go to the website and get the refund, that HD would be mounted as a Linux drive before breakfast!

      I'm all for making the refund easy!

    2. Re:Automation by MindStalker · · Score: 2, Informative

      No need to wipe the Vista install anyways. Vista is now perfectly legal to install on ANY machine without a license. It sets up an automatic trial installation and you can then purchase the license before the trial is over. So installing Vista on new hardware for burn in testing even if the customer isn't going to buy Vista is not a problem.

    3. Re:Automation by nine-times · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Or, if you don't want Windows, buy an N-series desktop or laptop. People keep complaining that you can't buy a naked PC from Dell, but there it is.

      Now, whether it's much cheaper (or even cheaper at all) to buy a naked PC than the same PC with Windows is a different issue. I've heard plenty of speculation that, with the discounts Microsoft gives Dell and the money crapware vendors pay Dell to install their stuff, installing Windows on a machine costs Dell pretty close to nothing. I don't really know. I bought an N-series desktop a while back and only saved about $40, but I would have done it on principle even if it didn't save me a single dollar. I wouldn't use Windows on that machine even if it were free, and I'd like Dell to know that some of us simply don't want Windows.

    4. Re:Automation by BruceCage · · Score: 3, Informative

      Microsoft might be concerned that they don't get their money for this, but then again it would be against the law for them to do anything like force Dell not to do it, or insist that users do not get a refund anyway (the EU would have a field day and think up some higher billion dollar amounts for fines).
      Actually the reason you're able to refund your copy of Microsoft Windows is because of Microsoft itself.

      The background story. Back in 1999 some members from the SVLUG and also a Slashdot editor (Chris DiBona) organized Windows Refund Day, I found out about this while watching the documentary Revolution OS (there's footage of the event in there) so I thought I'd share it with you. From the Windows Refund day page:

      The windows EULA (End User License Agreement) clearly states that the agreement can be refused by the end user, and that windows can be returned to the manufacturer. In real life, however, manufacturers typically say that they can't refund the windows license and tell the user to contact microsoft directly.
      Turns out it's a whole lot easier nowadays to return your copy of Windows than it was back then and you can thank these guys for it.
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    5. Re:Automation by shaitand · · Score: 2, Informative

      If you are running a burn in suite that runs on top of windows it is useless anyway. For instance, how could you test RAM with something like Vista loaded and preventing access to a couple gigs?

      Good burn in suites are run from trimmed linux boots or DOS/DR-DOS/custom os/etc. As a rule they are loaded from a boot disk and never installed onto the hard drive.

      The biggest assumption in your post is that Dell runs a burn-in diagnostic. This is probably not likely.

      I'm not sure how Dell does things on their assembly line. But I imagine they image drives in bulk and then just plug in a preimaged drive into the system. Providing an option for drives without operating systems is as easy as giving the assembly line grunt two stacks of drives. They already have facilities for providing customization so they must be tracking options for given pcs.

    6. Re:Automation by mpcooke3 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Microsoft might be concerned that they don't get their money for this, but then again it would be against the law for them to do anything like force Dell not to do it

      All they have to do is decrease the discount they give dell on OEM copies of Windows to bring them back into line. They can give any number of reasons for doing this because the agreement would be confidential. This is already how they get Dell to "Recommend Windows".

    7. Re:Automation by shaitand · · Score: 2, Interesting

      'Too damn bad then. They offer some of their product line without Windows. If that's not to your liking take your business elsewhere. Yes, it really is that simple!'

      I do take my business elsewhere and for that very reason. I also choose to actively let Dell and others know about my displeasure whenever the subject arises. Forgive me if I don't choose to be put in my place and silenced by a few words from a coward. Especially when they do nothing but state the obvious.

  7. Sounds good by cdrdude · · Score: 3, Insightful

    That sounds nice an all, but it's in Germany. How about other places? Is German Dell an anomaly here?

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  8. Finally Uh? by TheNetAvenger · · Score: 4, Interesting

    For almost 10 years, the lock on OSes to hardware with companies like Dell has not been mandated by MS, and finally we see one of these companies stepping up to the plate and doing the right things.

    The Windows and or OSes tied to hardware are for pure support cost reasons at this point with companies like Dell/HP/etc.

    Even prior to the dissolving of MS only contracts, any hardware company had the choice to not buy into an exclusive package from MS and pay the $5/10 bucks more per copy. And even though MS took the flack for this, it was not an uncommon model in the software/OEM industry and it was also something that the greed of OEMs were eager to take advantage of to the loss of their customers.

    I was part of a fairly large OEM company during this timeframe, and we chose not to save the $5 a copy on OEM Windows, and still maintained a great relationship with MS even still we sold naked and *nix preloaded on many systems.

    Sure we could have signed a bundling deal, just like we were offered by Corel and even IBM in the early years for OS/2, however saving a couple of $$ per Windows system was less important than providing our customers what they wanted.

    So Kudos to Dell for finally stepping up and taking responsibility for the product they are selling...

  9. The best part by wes33 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    So far as I can see, the guy could take the money and still be using vista. At least, I don't see anywhere any verification of the non-use was requested. so how does this work? what's to stop someone lying to Dell and getting 77 bucks

    1. Re:The best part by StormReaver · · Score: 5, Funny

      "what's to stop someone lying to Dell and getting 77 bucks"

      Dell: Hi, this is Dell technical support. How may I help you?"
      Customer: Uh, I want a refund for Vista since I'm not using it.
      Dell: Okay, I just need you to answer one randomly selected question. What does "ls -l" do?
      Customer: It displays a long directory listing.
      Dell: Your refund check is on the way.

    2. Re:The best part by Tim+C · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you haven't activated Vista yet, I assume that it will no longer be possible to do so (and so the most you could use it for is about 120 days with registry hacking). If you have activated it, I imagine that WGA (or similar) will kill it soon enough.

      (Oh, and it was €77, so more like $100 or so)

    3. Re:The best part by AusIV · · Score: 2, Funny

      What if they use ReactOS?

      Based on the experience I had with ReactOS in a VM, it probably gives a bluescreen.

  10. Style. by jez9999 · · Score: 3, Funny

    some still think that buying a naked PC won't be easy. But what about stripping it naked after you buy it?

    Doing things that way always gets me waaay more in the mood. Gotta do it slowly though.

  11. Differences in your geography? by hugorxufl · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Since IANAL, do any of you know of differences in consumer laws/regulations that may have made it easier for the German or European customer? Previous slashdot stories suggested that a Windows refund have been a mess for US customers in the past.

  12. What can Microsoft do? by biocute · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe charge PC vendors a "Gates" fee that is equivalent to 99% of the revenue of the OS, then charge $1 per Vista copy. So Dell can only refund $1 to the customer, but still pays about the same amount of what it would have sold in a year (assuming all PCs pre-installed with Windows).

  13. An amazing concept called... by bluemonq · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...trust. For now, anyways.

  14. After Germany was reunited. by HornWumpus · · Score: 2, Funny

    There was a debate over what to name the new Germany everywhere in Europe except Germany.

    In Germany the debate was over what to call France.

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    1. Re:After Germany was reunited. by dunkelfalke · · Score: 2, Informative

      nope, that is already reserved for netherlands.

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  15. All of this is very nice, but I did spot one thing by jimicus · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Note the following line:

    Vista did not manage to recover from the aborted install process the previous day and got lost in an infinite loop of reboots. (I wonder what people do with a power outage during install as there was no such thing as a Vista-CD delivered...)

    And I've noticed that some OEMs aren't setting up a "recovery" partition (basically, a second partition which can be booted directly from the BIOS which reinstalls the OS) any more. Not good at all. Heck, I took delivery of a PC only last week where there was no hardware fault from the factory, but there was something wrong with the OEM Windows install and it was stuck in a reboot loop. Didn't bother me as we've got a Windows site license so I could rebuild from our own media anyway, but that's not really the point.

  16. Just to break that 77.54 down for you... by jpellino · · Score: 3, Funny

    That was EU77.00 for Vista and 00.54 for Works.

    Sounds about right.

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  17. TFA forgets step zero by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Step zero is to buy from Dell in Europe, not in USA. European consumer protection is far better than in USA.

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    1. Re:TFA forgets step zero by kefler · · Score: 3, Funny

      Step 0: Buy a Dell in a box
      Step 1: Cut a hole in the box
      ....

  18. But how will DELL stop fraud? by mark99 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    So how do they know you really formatted it, and aren't using Vista Home.

    1. Re:But how will DELL stop fraud? by FirstTimeCaller · · Score: 2, Informative

      So how do they know you really formatted it, and aren't using Vista Home.
      When it phones home to Microsoft...
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  19. Re:Germany BY LAW by Alphager · · Score: 3, Informative

    You are allowed by law to buy a PC without an OS on it, and Dell are obligated to offer to sell you the PC without the OS on it.

    Don't expect it to be so easy anywhere else, Dell gets a lot of subsidy from Microsoft for the 'Linux' games it plays. Bullshit. There is no such law here in Germany.
    Everybody on the world has this right; just read the damn MS-EULA the next time you reinstall; it's in there.
  20. Re:Congradulations by keeboo · · Score: 4, Funny

    You took a perfectly good Windows computer(...)

    Is there such a thing?

  21. I'm impressed to hear you got the crud Works refun by bradavon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm impressed to hear you got the crud Works refunded too. I didn't realise that was possible. I bet if more knew/could be bothered Dell and the like would be issuing loads of refunds. I bet less than 10% of users ever use Works.

  22. I don't know about the US ... by Ignatius · · Score: 4, Informative

    ... but here in Austria you can order Dell Workstations with Linux (RedHat) preinstalled. Also, about a year ago, I ordered a Dell Precision 380 workstation without a preinstalled OS (It came with a FreeDos partition containing drivers and docs IIRC). YMMV

    1. Re:I don't know about the US ... by baileydau · · Score: 2, Funny

      Here in Australia, same thing.

      My work PC is a Precision 380 that came with "no OS" which translates to FreeDos.

      Actually I'm using it right now (running SUSE 10.2)

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  23. Re:Old news by CastrTroy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The Firefox Web Developer Extension has an option to uncheck all radio buttons. I wonder what happens if you click that on dell's site. I Run off to dell.ca. I am amazed they sell vista desktops with 512 MB of Ram. Well, even if you uncheck all the radio buttons, it still thinks you chose windows vista. It doesn't even report any errors. I think i'm going to email dell and tell them about the bug.

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  24. It benefits Dell more than you think! by ssummer · · Score: 2, Funny
    Essentially having a customer remove the supported OS wipes them of all support responsibilities. Even gross hardware failures will probably be blamed on the new OS (likely Linux). Imagine your call to Dell Support because your optical drive blew up:


    Dell: How can we help you?
    Mr. Vista Free: My DVD burner exploded.
    Dell: Right-click on the DVD drive and click "Properties".
    Mr. Vista Free: I'm using Ubuntu.
    Dell: Right-click on the icon please.
    Mr. Vista Free: My friggin DVD drive exploded!
    Dell: Please download the updated Vista drivers.
    Mr. Vista Free: I run Ubuntu and besides I don't need drivers! I need a fire extinguisher!
    Dell: Well please go to Control Panel -> Add/Remove Programs and uninstall Ubuntu. That might be causing the problem.
    Mr. Vista Free: LISTEN YOU DAMN CU... (head explodes)

  25. A Mac without Mac OSX? by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Really any PC system can run Linux or *BSD Unix, you don't need Mac hardware for that.

    The only reason for buying a more expensive system like a Macintosh computer would to be to run Mac OSX on it. Otherwise you can buy PCs with the same hardware cheaper from other vendors sans an OS and install Linux or *BSD Unix whatever on it.

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  26. Re:Germany BY LAW by sbryant · · Score: 2, Informative

    You are allowed by law to buy a PC without an OS on it, and Dell are obligated to offer to sell you the PC without the OS on it.

    Don't expect it to be so easy anywhere else, Dell gets a lot of subsidy from Microsoft for the 'Linux' games it plays.

    That's not quite what the law says. Dell are allowed by law to only sell PCs with Windows if they so choose. What the law says is that the "OEM" version of the software may be sold without any accompanying hardware, and that Microsoft is explicitly forbidden from making versions of Windows which are tied to (only run on) specific machines. You can see this article (in German) for an overview; the judgement itself, from 6th July 2000, is typed up here (also German). This law is also the reason that people in Germany can legally sell their used OEM Windows software on ebay, even if the EULA says that the software may not be sold separately from the machine it came with.

    It has also been hinted at that extra conditions of use (eg: in the EULA) on boxed software that were not visible on the outside of the box prior to purchase may be counted as null and void, but this has not yet been confirmed by a court of law - in Germany, or AFAIK anywhere else in the EU.

    The situation in the States is, of course, an entirely different kettle of fish. As far as being a consumer goes, it's the land of the not-so-free.

    -- Steve

  27. no proof required? by Zwaxy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Judging by the emails, they didn't want to see any proof that you had uninstalled Windows, or even that you had actually bought a Dell machine.

    Is this offer of free money available to everyone? Or did they check more than you show in the emails?

  28. Anyone else reminded of `Dances With Wolves'? by phaunt · · Score: 2, Funny

    I read "Dell Refunds Vista" and "Works With Two Emails" separately and then parsed the second phrase as a Native American name, akin to "Dances With Wolves" and "Stands With a Fist".

    How would a Native American get the name "Works With Two Emails"?