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Research Reveals Mislaid Microprocessor Megahertz
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ransom1982 noted a new article on The Register that says "Not only are chip companies regularly releasing ever-faster microprocessors, but new research has revealed that modern CPUs actually lose megahertz over time." This makes it even more complicated to compare the performance of Intel and AMD CPUs since you have differing architecture, clockspeeds AND the year of manufacture to consider. Buyer beware!
This one wouldn't surprise me if it turned out to be true, because sometimes I certainly feel like my processor is degrading...
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Does a pink pony degrade over time, or does it just become less and less funny?
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Just look at the references to Einstein's work on relativity as an explanation (!?!).
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To me the giveaway was El Reg posting new articles at the weekend :)
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You might need to bring along much more pink ponies as well.
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So if your lose megahertz's wouldn't that screw up the RTC calculations?
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I saw this years ago (1990-4?) happen on early SPARC processors. I think I remember 2 or 3 Sparcstations (1,1+, 2's) out of 40 or so we had, suddenly getting pokey. And in about a week or two becoming unusable. This would have been 20-50 Mhz CPUs droping to 5-10 Mhz (or effectivly feeling like that) - I remember them being replaced by SUN for free...Not thats this has any bearing on this story....
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Processors are getting fast, so, it looks like the processors which do not, relatively are getting slower over the time.
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Then i guess its good i pointed it out for you. Excuse the hell out of me for getting a chuckle out of that.
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This explains why my C=1541 drive is so damned slow.
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Well who would have expected it... Windows BSODs much faster than it used to!
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I have Google to show the main news, etc and the Slashdot story was linked there, so good job with the jokes...
I have seen this effect three different ways, in real life:
1. The new laptops and even some desktops have heat pipes. If the heat pipes loose coolant, or become unbonded, then the processor automatically throttles back to avoid overheating. The result is that processors "slow down" or loose MHz.
2. On some older designs, the crystals have been known to go, and the computers really do loose MHz.
3. The "Anti-Virus" effect. Some antivirus packages are extremely slow. They use lots of CPU power. After each generation, the antivirus software gets sequentially slower, and the result is the PC really does slow down. If you remove the anti-virus software (not recommended), the PC gets immediately quicker.
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As we all know part of the reason why we want a new machine every few years (or sooner) is obviously because we see our friends with newer machines and we desire to have something better... Furthermore it is apparent that software tends to get more complex from newer versions of a given piece of software. Today's desktops and laptops are getting so quick, that well, there really isn't any delay with loading any sort of basic business software, especially if you have a fast storage system for your computer (FLASH hard drive anyone?). So, then the improvements of getting quicker and quicker computers kind of diminish, because, who needs 16 cores to load OpenOffice 2.2? I know that I would run seti@home on it, but still, I think computer hardware is really coming ahead of the increased complexities of software. Of course video editing, and running compression algorithms and other intensive tasks will obviously be noticeably faster with a new 8-core system, even if the software doesn't take advantage of multiple processors, because each core will be faster. Bottom line is that we will always find a reason of how and/or why we can take advantage of increased processing power, even if the return is diminishing more and more, by having web pages load .1 seconds faster than before..., or having Openoffice 2.2 load .5 seconds faster, from a load time of 1.5 seconds...
In the year 2015, do you think the average consumer would even think about buying a new PC!? -- provided they have a system built in 2012?
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Megahertz!
but no one wants you to know about it. Some guys at Ars dipped a mobo in that Tahitian Noni Fruity Juice stuff, and it totally cured the problem. it even increased the mhz 20-30, and thats no lie. Run your system in a bath of that Noni stuff, and Windows won't even crash. I swear.
They're testing US made CPUs in the EU. They're measuring in metric seconds, while the CPUs were designed to run on English seconds. The difference is very slight, but it accumulates. This is why we have to adjust for it periodically, by having a leap second. You'll notice these leap seconds are announced in the US by the Naval Observatory, and not at Europe's equivalent, the Greenwich observatory, which runs on the more constant metric time and serves as the background against which we measure the drift*. Hence the GMT in time stamp: Greenwich Metric Time. Since it stays constant, whereas the English time drifts, it is also sometimes considered to be an average of time, so is also called Greenwich Mean Time.
* Just a technical term. The time doesn't actually speed up and slow down. It just has different numbers of microseconds in a second, and that number varies, just like the number of days in a month.
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