FBI Examines Second Life Casinos
UnanimousCoward writes "Yahoo! is running an article reporting that Second Life has invited the FBI to tour their casinos. Under the theory that they may have some objections, Linden wanted to make sure that everything was on the up and up. The FBI has apparently taken them up on the offer, but will not comment on their conclusion. With the recent US crackdown on Internet gambling, visits to Second Life casinos have increased (using Linden dollars that can be exchanged for real currency). 'Most lawyers agree that placing bets with Linden dollars likely violates US anti-gambling statutes, which cover circumstances in which something of value is wagered. But the degree of Linden Lab's responsibility, and the likelihood of a any crackdown, is uncertain.'"
the NGC is likely better at testing casino games.
I think I could win against a punch of 7 foot tall wieners at the poker table.
What the hell is going on with this nonsense? Don't we have better things to do with our tax dollars, like umm protecting our borders or preventing another local attack?
geesh.
---- Booth was a patriot ----
...get your gambling in now before it (possibly) gets shut down.
You have a good point, but I think they might be a little biased. More people gambling in second life could mean less people flying to vegas to get their gambling fix.
I wonder what their avatars look like.......
Agent Smith: Tell me, Mr. Anderson... what good is a phone call... if you're unable to speak?
by "examine", do they mean the FBI are actually going to enter the game? i always found that weird, when admin-types have to do their duty from within the game.
one example: i read about a guy in an MMO who got his hands on a character that was accidentally released. he claimed the admins were trying to take it back... but they couldnt "find it". couldnt find it? they own the friggin servers. that should be as simple as a database query, or something like that.
Anyone else sick of seeing so many stories about this game? It only has what, 20k subscribers? Yet it seems I see at least one news article a week about it.
Because they aren't concerned with whether the casino games conform to Nevada gaming codes, they are concerned that they might be breaking Federal law and getting all their servers seized.
- None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
there are other states with river boats casinos but the NGC likely is better at checking those things out then the sates that only have a few riverboats. Also the vegas casinos want to run there own on line casinos in the usa.
There are also Indian casinos that are in parts of the usa
If you RTFA, it's more like "Second Life creators bragging about how they asked the FBI to look at their casinos". Another non-story about a third-rate MUSH.
I have seen the future, and it is inconvenient.
You know a report is going to breeze across some higher-up's desk, he'll see Bin Laden Dollars and demand to "get those fuckers now"
Is to stop criminalizing behavior that we don't like. Both liberals and conservatives are guilty of this in spades, and both are very self-righteous about this. The FBI cannot "do more important things" if its manpower is spread out of over every moralizing jackass's pet cause du jour.
You know why this will never end? Liberals and conservatives alike believe that their pet causes are so important, so common sense, so necessary that HOW FUCKING DARE YOU question them?! Read the US Constitution, it doesn't give the power to enforce half of the federal laws agencies enforce today. That doesn't matter because they're sophists. They'll bend the Constitution to mean whatever they want, even if it is all but a total ass raping of the language used in the Constitution.
Hot damn, I'm giggling at the prospect of Linden Labs getting right fscked by the FBI over this. The FBI is not exactly world-renown for its sane priorities or sense of proportionality.
May the big, dumb fist of the federal bureacracy come smashing down on Linden Labs and their crappy chatroom-cum-hype-machine! I hope a hundred lives are shattered by overbearing moralists and revenuers if it saves me from having to read one more breathless article about the wonders of this wanna-be metaverse. (Although that Anshe Chung griefing video WAS funny...)
-Isaac
I am not a lawyer, and this is not legal advice. For Entertainment Purposes Only.
I have a reason to actually play second life.
No, I won't be gambling per say....
In any event, I would like to announce my new "hang out" which has been themed after the movie "Casino Royale."
Why yes, yes we do have hookers and black jack.
"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours." -- Yogi Berra
With all the absolutely ridiculous actions the FBI is taking, including 'busting' kids for making threats over Xbox Live, I'm starting to think we've got too many federal law enforcement agents.
Cue voice of Jeff Foxworthy...
"If you exchange good old fashioned American dollars for Lindens, you might be a moron."
Heh, they should make the FBI agents come in the game with appropriate avatars, i.e. shirts with an FBI-logo texture. And then when they play one of the scripted "give me money for a chance to win" devices, they can "seize" the object. :-P
I remember back when I still played in '03 (I'm probably still counted in the usage stats...) I scripted some listening bugs to eavesdrop on people. Maybe I could sell them to the FBI?
Apology to Ubuntu forum.
What will come of online gambling?
Place your bets place your bets place your bets
Today's horse race at Slashdot Downs:
1) No-op - the FBI won't press charges
2) Squib - the FBI will try to shut it down and fail
3) Buster - the FBI will try to shut it down and succeed
4) Angel - the FBI will try to shut it down and before they can act Congress will intervene and save the gamblers
5) Loudmouth - Congress will try to shut it down and fail
6) Devil - Congress will shut it down
Knowledge is how to play a game, intelligence is how to win, wisdom is knowing what game to play.
might be a moron?
more like
ARE a moron
I can't fathom how this even begins to work. How does someone "set up" a casino in second life. When the player and the house engage, I assume there must be some sort of "escrow" function where the players enter a contract for some transaction. In this case the transaction must be conditioned on the outcome of some random number generator. Where does that generator live?
Assuming that what a casino consists of is the coupling of an escrowed transaction and a random number generator then I would imagine that a casino looks like this
1) Person A contracts to buy one item from a market basket of goods for X dollars
2) the market basket is filled with a sample of goods that differ slightly. These might for example be good apples and rotten apples. Sometimes the buyer gets a bad apple. Sometimes they get a good one.
3) a random number generator provided by second life determines which apple they get.
Now substitute 2X dollars for good apples and 0 dollars for bad apples and we have a casino.
If this is all there is to it then all linden needs is the following logic
1) if an escrowed transactions occurs
2) if the outcome of the transaction is random
3) if both parts of the escrow are Linden Dollars
Then this is gambling.
How hard could that be?
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
The smart money is on Squib. There is so much crap on the racetrack its basically like running through mud. Squib is a mudder! His mother was a mudder!!!
I play http://there.com/ and we wanted casino items in game to play with, however since you can purchase addition Tbucks (currency) they said it would be illegal and encourage underage gambling.
Interesting how your government always steps in when mob profits are at stake. Human rights..not so much, constitutional attacks..not so much, environmental devastation..no not that either. But organized crime profits at risk sure do get them off their ass.
Preventing one otherwise unmonitored avenue of say, money laundering (just as an example).
I guess... or you might be a consumer. *shrugs*
I have heard of this thing called "entertainment".. and I've not really considered someone who pays for it to be a moron.
Personally, the way I do it is, exchange L$ for USD... on a regular basis.
The specific cheat was this: when a player got a face card that gave them 21, the dealer then got *that very same card* as his first card. This clearly gives the advantage to the house. Once the developer pointed it out, it was easy to find in the code.
I don't doubt that there are other cheats, both more and less sophisticated than that, in other games: roulette wheels that "peek" at the player's bet, so that they can lower the odds of landing on the player's color; games that goose the odds in your favor if you are "camping" at a chair in that casino, etc.
The fact is that, since there is no review of code, anything goes. Hmmm, I just thought of a new career...Code Certifier.
DNA is a Turing machine. You, however, being dynamic and emergent, are not.