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The Myth of the Superhacker

mlimber writes "University of Colorado Law School professor Paul Ohm, a specialist in computer crime law, criminal procedure, intellectual property, and information privacy, writes about the excessive fretting over the Superhacker (or Superuser, as Ohm calls him), who steals identities, software, and media and sows chaos with viruses etc., and how the fear of these powerful users inordinately shapes laws and policy related to privacy and digital rights."

305 comments

  1. Ah, just call me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    root!

    1. Re:Ah, just call me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahhh, your must be an Aussie.

    2. Re:Ah, just call me... by ez76 · · Score: 5, Interesting
      It is a foregone principle in developing secure systems, that you have to assume every user is the "superhacker" and cannot be trusted.

      It doesn't take much reasoning to show why this must be the case.

      So why is Ohm resistant?

    3. Re:Ah, just call me... by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 5, Funny

      So why is Ohm resistant?

      Get out of here! Now!

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      This guy's the limit!
    4. Re:Ah, just call me... by JakusMinimus · · Score: 3, Funny

      +1 insightful
      +1 pun

      Well done friend, well done.

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    5. Re:Ah, just call me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because if Ohm is permissive with the flow of negatively-charged matter on the subject, our energies will quickly spent on generating poorly-guided legislation. Ohm resistance, of course, is intended to spur heated debate.

    6. Re:Ah, just call me... by fredNonesuch · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, I don't think he's resistant to that at all. From what I read in TFA, he's arguing for two things. The first is actual data collection on the phenomena so that discussion can go from anecdotal/emotional to hard data based. The second is that our responses should be based on the conclusions FROM fact based discussions rather than hysteria.

      One thing that I haven't seen discussed in other posts is the usefulness of hysteria about hackers to law enforcement. It's given them unprecedented access to and control over personal freedoms in our country. The little we DO know about makes me seriously consider moving to another country. I can only imagine what else is going on.

      Regarding security responses, his point is that resources are always limited. Where you put them - even in security focused enterprises - should be solidly based on risk/benefit analysis. You can't do that analysis if you don't stop spending your time reacting and start collecting real data.

      All too often emotionally driven politics drives decision making rather than real data. This benefits others - including the security industry. I know because I was part of the security industry. While it's true that small companies often do the equivalent of leaving the doors unlocked, the percentage that have been actually hit is small.

      I'd like it to become standard that vulnerability reports include statistics on the rate of exploitation of each found vulnerability. That allows overworked and under budgeted IT departments a chance to prioritize.

    7. Re:Ah, just call me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had exactly the same thought when I saw his name ... surprised it took this long to be posted!

    8. Re:Ah, just call me... by JoelMartinez · · Score: 1

      Redundant I know, but LOL!

    9. Re:Ah, just call me... by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 1

      So why is Ohm resistant?

      Ohm: Its the Law!

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      There is no America. There is no democracy. There is only IBM and AT&T and DuPont, Dow, General Electric, and Exxon
    10. Re:Ah, just call me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Maybe we should be more concerned about the news media and Hollywood romanticizing the image of the "Super Hacker". This tends to lead to situations where 16-yr old kids are being sent to jail for nothing more than digital vandalism because they believe it "looks" cool. Not only did they do something unethical, you know that they obviously found instructions on how to do it if they didn't even know enough to cover their tracks.
      The author also has an excellent point with respect to how laws have changed as the above mentioned individual (Google "Daphne High School Hacker Alabama") will be prosecuted for a federal crime and a felony---for deleting data from a high school grading system---that was backed up. Does THAT punishment fit the crime when murderers and rapists are still prosecuted at the state level?
              Federal crimes require that you do 80% of the time before being considered for parole...state crimes are almost to the opposite extreme.
      Just my 2 cents....Great topic by the way.

    11. Re:Ah, just call me... by Architect_sasyr · · Score: 1

      I always assume that every user is the super idiot... it's less of a paranoia thing and has the same result...

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    12. Re:Ah, just call me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's really painful to see what a high susceptance /. has to crappy puns. Tip, repeating jokes over and over aren't conductive to good humor. While it might be hard to admit for some of you, jumping all over each other and reacting like 12 year olds because you know of some absurdly basic principle of electronics doesn't make you super smart; nor will it make you into the filthy rich superhackers that all the hot chicks are lap dancing on. Sorry if I stepped on too many toes or impeded your collective ego.

    13. Re:Ah, just call me... by FingerDemon · · Score: 1

      "... aren't conductive to good humor."

      He said "conductive" when I think he meant "conducive". Quick! Jump in with the "absurdly basic principles of electronics" jokes. He left himself open for it.

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      "Contrarily the lookaside buffer might not be the panacea... "
  2. interesting, amd maybe not surprising by yagu · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I live in a world where daily I hear people describing their monitor as their computer, and their computer as their "hard drive", or some other such mangled interpretation. That's actually very okay, it's not their job to have to know, and good for them for having some mental map.

    What I find not surprising about the article's conclusions is even in the computer professional world I've met many "whizzes" not much more intelligent about what computers are and how they work. Hence, much of the alarm over internet terrorism and superhackers potential to bring the IT world to its collective knees spawns from barely literate computer "geeks". At the same time I find it a little disturbing. And it seems the higher up the ladder one goes, the less competence there seems to be regarding making intelligent conclusions about the IT landscape (hmmmm, Peter Principle?).

    1. Re:interesting, amd maybe not surprising by jimbolauski · · Score: 5, Funny

      The solution to super hackers is simple, hot women need to take one for the team and date some nerds, this way their not in their parents basement but our with a real live girl. Girls on the plus side you can walk all over them and get anything you want.

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      P= W/t
      t=Money
      Money = Work/Knowledge so the less you know the more you make
    2. Re:interesting, amd maybe not surprising by vux984 · · Score: 1

      And it seems the higher up the ladder one goes...

      Who was it that thought interwebs is a series of tubes...? Surely not a Senator chairing a committee on internet commerce... oh wait...

    3. Re:interesting, amd maybe not surprising by DynaSoar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I could easily say the same thing about the people I encounter in science. In particular, the author of this article. In TFA, he defines his term and then deconstructs his own definition. An imaginary straw man. In his linked article on DRM, he calls it empirical despite the fact it's a survey. He draws conclusions despite his admission that it was not statistically significant. It's easy to pull science out of your ass and call it empirical, and apparently to get attention for it, when you're presenting it to an applied technology field. It's a lot harder to do when you're working in an experimentally oriented field.

      As for the people you're encountering, and the people he's talking about, they're not the same. You won't encounter the people he's describing working for an IT department, supporting users who don't know their ASCII from a hole. If any did happen to be working in your organization, you probably would never hear anything from them because they'd fix their own problems. And if you did hear from them, they'd know not to let on how much they know.

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    4. Re:interesting, amd maybe not surprising by lmnfrs · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "At the same time I find it a little disturbing. And it seems the higher up the ladder one goes, the less competence there seems to be regarding making intelligent conclusions about the IT landscape.."

      You're completely right about that, it is the norm. At every tech job I've had there has been a maximum of 2 levels of superiors being knowledgeable and intelligent. Often, everybody above my immediate boss sounds braindead when trying to instruct their workers. And unfortunately, there are always some workers at the same level as I who are complete morons requiring help with the simplest of tasks - which really gets me if they're paid the same wage that I receive.

      I don't know how these people get jobs with their employers and I have no clue how the employers are able to keep their customers over a long term with marketing alone. Very disturbing.

    5. Re:interesting, amd maybe not surprising by blhack · · Score: 2, Insightful

      These barely literate computer "geeks" really are the real threat though. They are the type of people how get very frustrated at their own incompetence and do stupid things in order to "prove themselves". Also, the reason that the higher up you go, the lower IT knowledge seems to get is that Skills in IT are almost necessarily inversely proportional to management skills. People who lack management skills are forced to compensate by learning more about computers (in the field of IT i mean), while ones who lack a natural predisposition towards computers are forced to compensate by honing their management skills.

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    6. Re:interesting, amd maybe not surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you also need to remember, to a congressman or other politician, if you know how to turn on a PC then you are a superhacker and you frighten them.

      Yes, our government officials here in the USA are that stupid. Dont believe me? simply look at everything congress has done over the past 8 years.

    7. Re:interesting, amd maybe not surprising by Ant+P. · · Score: 1

      Argh. If there's one thing I can't stand, it's lusers mincing the terminology. Like calling everything on the screen a "website" - if I hear "wat's dis website" again and see a blank desktop I'll scream.

    8. Re:interesting, amd maybe not surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I could easily say the same thing about the people I encounter in science. In particular, the author of this article.

      Ummm, exactly what "science" do you imagine yourself to be in?

      His points, for example that the number of "digital Pearl Harbors" is so far zero, seem empirical enough to me.

    9. Re:interesting, amd maybe not surprising by Intron · · Score: 3, Funny

      I recently suggested to my boss that instead of mailing me web pages that he wants me to look at, he mail me links to the web pages, but I don't think that I got through to him.

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      Intron: the portion of DNA which expresses nothing useful.
    10. Re:interesting, amd maybe not surprising by ResidntGeek · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's not just the incompetent that think that way, I'd go so far as to say a vast majority of computer-interested people do. Which is more entertaining to read, and think about: Stealing the Network: How to Own a Continent, with its stories of master programmers writing the best rootkits ever made over the course of two weeks to install on the systems they're about to root with their 0days for the purpose of bouncing their traffic around the internet while they use IPv6 to get around firewalls on Japanese military computers as a test to find out if they're worthy to hack the computers of several African banks for a mysterious man named Knuth in conjunction with a phreak gaining access to an African telephone switch by use of a stolen cell phone so that Knuth can intercept the phone calls of an enemy while a third hacker, who happens to be a very attractive female drunk and recently returned from shagging a random good-looking but smart computer nerd she met at the club while on Ecstasy, uses steganography software to send a message across the globe to a chick she met a while back (who is also a good-looking female computer nerd), all this happening at the same time a 16-year-old college sophomore (with a hot, nerdy asian girlfriend) is pulling a sweet hack involving duct-taping a laptop to the back of a computer cabimet and using it to intercept all traffic to a lab computer for the purpose of concealing his SSN-stealing activities on the school's network so that Knuth can sufficiently conceal his identity for his trip to South America where he'll live comfortably off the interest for the rest of his life, free from any government oppression................ or a study showing that almost all botnets are built using one of two common worms?

      People want something to aspire to, and the idea of the existence of a superhacker controlling every aspect of the internet at a moment's notice is pretty good at taking up brain space.

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      ResidntGeek
    11. Re:interesting, amd maybe not surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      ROFL!

      "Girls on the plus side you can walk all over them and get anything you want."

      You may want to define where that comma should go, or else you're gonna have some angry plus-size girls after you!

    12. Re:interesting, amd maybe not surprising by MollyB · · Score: 1

      Girls on the plus side you can walk all over them and get anything you want. Right. Like going Dutch to Taco Bell in his rustbucket Corolla and dumpster-diving on the way home? Oh yeah, he needs some gas money "just 'til payday"...
    13. Re:interesting, amd maybe not surprising by aeoneal · · Score: 2, Insightful

      even in the computer professional world I've met many "whizzes" not much more intelligent about what computers are and how they work

      The definition of a "whiz" seems to be "anyone who knows more than I do." Partly this is because people don't understand the subject, but I think mostly it's to bolster our own egos. If the person who knows more is some kind of guru, it's ok that they know more; but if they're just someone who delved a little deeper and perhaps read a few books it casts the know-less/know-nothings in a bad light.

      Which reminds me of the old joke: If you were walking beside Einstein (or Newton, or da Vinci, or Goethe) and he suddenly doubled his intelligence, how would you know?

      --
      Know Less knew no lore;
      Picked up a book, began to pore.
      Know less, no more.

    14. Re:interesting, amd maybe not surprising by ookabooka · · Score: 5, Funny

      Mod parent up!

      Not only is he making a good point, but he did so with a single 1 paragraph-long sentence.

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    15. Re:interesting, amd maybe not surprising by Joebert · · Score: 1

      Bosses are tricky creatures, it's much more effective to just do somthing & pretend they're brilliant when they send out a memo informing everyone that they've devoloped a new procedure.

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    16. Re:interesting, amd maybe not surprising by SoCalEd · · Score: 1

      Must. Read. That. Book.
      Linky?

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    17. Re:interesting, amd maybe not surprising by Original+Replica · · Score: 1

      At every tech job I've had there has been a maximum of 2 levels of superiors being knowledgeable and intelligent.

      ... about tech. That's because it's your job to know about tech, it' their job to run whatever portion of the company they run. They quite possibly think of you as "knowledgable about computers, and nothing else". I think that it normal for everyone to appear unintelligent or ignorant when their area of expertise is far removed from that of the observer.

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    18. Re:interesting, amd maybe not surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks to Hollywood, where people shoot the monitor and destroy the "computer"

    19. Re:interesting, amd maybe not surprising by cyphercell · · Score: 1

      Rustbucket Corolla? Great idea let's give him one of those too.

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      Under the influence of Post-Cyberpunk Gonzo Journalism
    20. Re:interesting, amd maybe not surprising by tapehands · · Score: 2, Funny

      psh! A "superhacker" wouldn't politely ask for gas money until next payday...he'd steal her credit card info, and install spyware on her computer!
      That is why they can't get dates. ;D

    21. Re:interesting, amd maybe not surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would that matter? it's not like plus-size girls will be able to catch me!

    22. Re:interesting, amd maybe not surprising by ResidntGeek · · Score: 1

      http://www.syngress.com/books/

      Get the whole series. I've read How to Own a Box, Continent, and Identity and will hopefully get Shadow soon. Only Identity and Shadow are still up there, though, you'll have to go to Amazon for How to Own the Box and How to Own a Continent, both of which I highly recommend. You can read a chapter from each of How to Own a Continent and How to Own an Identity on insecure.org.

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    23. Re:interesting, amd maybe not surprising by toadlife · · Score: 2, Funny

      That would make a cool movie. It could star Angelina Jolie and Harrison Ford. You need to throw in some ipods though.

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      I don't always use unix-like operating systems; but when I do, I prefer FreeBSD.
    24. Re:interesting, amd maybe not surprising by Flunitrazepam · · Score: 2, Funny

      maybe, but if they did you sure wouldn't want them walking all over you

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    25. Re:interesting, amd maybe not surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Sweden we've got a classic, it's from a business-newspaper. "Modermodemet, själva hjärtat i hårddisken, fungerar inte."

      In english that translates to: The mothermodem, the heart of the hard-drive, does not work.

    26. Re:interesting, amd maybe not surprising by billcopc · · Score: 1

      Or you could take a cue from postal workers and kill the idiot. The trick to keeping your job is to convince HIS higher-ups that it is a cost-cutting measure.

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    27. Re:interesting, amd maybe not surprising by SoCalEd · · Score: 1

      Thx! Read the sample chapter from identity and it seems like quite a ride. Cheers.

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    28. Re:interesting, amd maybe not surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      make sure you copyright that. I'll bet someone will make a movie with that plot!

    29. Re:interesting, amd maybe not surprising by rts008 · · Score: 1

      "...it is a cost-cutting measure."

      Bass-Ackward approach to the problem.
      try this: You've maximized the concept of leveraging available forces to increase marketshare and viability of product line by eliminating conflicting problems in in the present infrastructure thereby streamlining personel requirements for the project to be completed for a positive Return On Investment without extending budget requirements.
      This will not only get you a raise, but your chances of advancement up the corporate elevator (ladders are SO last century!) will be maximized with a suitable PowePoint Presentation.

      Damn, I should probably charge for these n00b PHB lectures!

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    30. Re:interesting, amd maybe not surprising by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      The solution to super hackers is simple, hot women need to take one for the team

      Hey, jerk-off.

      The other three-out-of-four women are every bit as worthwhile as the "hot" ones. In fact, by and large they're a better match up for someone whose social skills keep them in their parent's basement.

      The idea that only "hot" people get laid is a myth that betrays an amazingly poor grasp of statistics. Or beauty, for that manner.

    31. Re:interesting, amd maybe not surprising by siriuskase · · Score: 1

      Has Nancy Sinatra gained weight?

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    32. Re:interesting, amd maybe not surprising by TerranFury · · Score: 1

      >"Girls on the plus side[:] you can walk all over them and get anything you want."
      (punctuation added)

      I actually know a guy who does this. He dates pudgy girls who know damn well he could do better -- so they let him get away with murder. It's kind of sick, actually. He gets off on power and treats them like crap.

    33. Re:interesting, amd maybe not surprising by Hyperspite · · Score: 1

      What if the girl was ALSO a superhacker? Then she'd be wise to the tricks. OTOH, she'd probably use her feminine wiles to steal the credit card of the male superhacker. Oh well.

    34. Re:interesting, amd maybe not surprising by RockModeNick · · Score: 1

      Thats just his excuse, he's embarassed that pudgy girls give him wood so he takes it out on them and pretends he's got ulterior motives.

    35. Re:interesting, amd maybe not surprising by IllForgetMyNickSoonA · · Score: 1

      "hot" means "actually existing... and alive" around here. It's your own sexist definition of "hot" that is showing in your post!

    36. Re:interesting, amd maybe not surprising by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      You think?

      Gee, and here I was already wondering if I should take a shower...

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    37. Re:interesting, amd maybe not surprising by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Funny

      And spring loaded cell phones. Don't forget that spring loaded cells!

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    38. Re:interesting, amd maybe not surprising by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Ahyup!

      Though you must not forget (what I keep doing too often, too) that there are some people who "have" it and some who don't. Some who understand computers and some who don't. I dunno what separates "us" from "them", but I've found more than a few people who simply wouldn't, even if I let them take the long, winding detour of every possible explanation, grasp a concept.

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    39. Re:interesting, amd maybe not surprising by mikkelm · · Score: 1

      "Series of tubes" is a perfectly valid analogy. When a connection isn't a "pipe", and the congestion isn't managed by "flow control", then you can start making fun of it.

    40. Re:interesting, amd maybe not surprising by Frozen+Void · · Score: 1

      If you have low standards.In reality only 5-7% of women are "hot".

    41. Re:interesting, amd maybe not surprising by pla · · Score: 1

      What I find not surprising about the article's conclusions is even in the computer professional world I've met many "whizzes" not much more intelligent about what computers are and how they work.

      Why, even here on Slashdot, in the occasional "Ask Slashdot" about whether a CS major should bother to learn assembly, you'll get a large number of willfully-ignorant reponses amounting to "no, you don't need to know how the computer works, and the compiler can optimize better than you anyway". ;-)



      / Learned ASM before C
      // But after Basic (hangs head in shame)

    42. Re:interesting, amd maybe not surprising by asc99c · · Score: 1

      Maybe I'm being unwilfully ignorant here, but I don't think there's much value in learning assembler. I never did during my education and although I've occasionally looked at assembler while debugging bizarre problems, I don't think it's ever got me anywhere. It's worth knowing about basics of a running program like the program counter, but making much use of assembler is for most programmers a waste of time.

      I heard some good advice about 'optimising' code in the sort of way in which assembler might help:
      1) don't do it
      2) don't do it yet

      Most languages don't really hide that many details from the programmer. If you're a C programmer it is worth knowing how library functions like strcat work, but there's no need to understand the machine instructions generated by a while loop.

    43. Re:interesting, amd maybe not surprising by aeoneal · · Score: 1

      Oh, I totally agree! Perhaps I'm rationalizing in exactly the way I described, but I think it's being "us" not "them" that made the whiz thing apparent to me. I've been introduced to one too many of "them" that had been described as a whiz and was sadly disappointed....

      Here's a perspective that brought me up short: I have a cousin who specializes in teach "gifted" high school students. She was talking about how fascinating it was to her, and used this explanation to make the difference clear: as different as a "normal" person's mental understanding is to someone mentally challenged, that's how different high intelligence is from the norm. So above 4 or so standard deviations, it becomes difficult to make distinctions in intelligence, and even to describe what's happening in an individual's head; as difficult as imagining what's happening in a person with an IQ of 40 or below. She was talking at a party and I was just listening in, and suddenly I understood why I always felt alone in the crowd.

      So I've just given up trying to guess who will or won't understand a thing, and just try to do my best not to scare the normals ;-)

    44. Re:interesting, amd maybe not surprising by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      For a while, my solution (pun included) was alcohol. You can actually drink enough to lower your IQ to be on par.

      Then suddenly, everything starts to make sense.

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    45. Re:interesting, amd maybe not surprising by aeoneal · · Score: 1

      'Scuse me, gotta make a run to the store -

    46. Re:interesting, amd maybe not surprising by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      it's much more effective to just do somthing & pretend they're brilliant when they send out a memo informing everyone that they've devoloped a new procedure.

      Or just set up a bouncer, with a message like "Your email has been intercepted by a lameness filter. Do not attempt to re-send..."

      :-P

    47. Re:interesting, amd maybe not surprising by pla · · Score: 1

      It's worth knowing about basics of a running program like the program counter, but making much use of assembler is for most programmers a waste of time.

      Let me give you a simple example: Pipelining.

      The Pentium MMX had two integer execution pipelines. Let's take a simple highly-sequential toy function that you intend to call repeatedly:
      void f(int *a){
      int b,c,...y,z;
      b = *a + 1;
      c = b * 3;
      ...
      y = w >> 2;
      z = y + 7;
      *a = z;
      }
      That would run in time X. Two calls would run in time 2X.

      Now, consider the following variation:
      int f(int *a1, int *a2){
      int b1,c1,...y1,z1;
      int b2,c2,...y2,z2;
      b1 = *a1 + 1; *b2 = a2 + 1;
      c1 = b1 * 3; c2 = b2 * 3;
      ...
      y1 = w1 >> 2; y2 = w2 >> 2;
      z1 = y1 + 7; z2 = y2 + 7;
      *a1 = z1; *a2 = z2;
      }
      One pass of that would do twice the work of the first version, yet still take roughly time X.

      Actually it gets a bit more complicated than that, since on the original Pentium MMX, you'd hit a bunch of AGIs in both versions; You'd have only half the overhead of the function call itself, but since only one mult or shift could issue per clock (with mults taking three clocks), you might need to pad with a few NOPs to optimize the instruction interleaving.

      But aside from the cycle-by-cycle specifics of how those two functions would perform, NO compiler would ever translate the first version into the second version, because that would require not just knowing what you did, but why. I also deliberately gave that example in C rather than ASM, to illustrate that even though I might write purely in C, understanding both what the compiler turns it into and how that code will actually run makes a world of difference to execution speed.

    48. Re:interesting, amd maybe not surprising by Joebert · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't it be more fun to get them used to being able to rip you off, then send them a real lemon ?

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    49. Re:interesting, amd maybe not surprising by jahudabudy · · Score: 1

      I agree that there is certainly a place for knowledge of the compiler behavior in programming, but it is not terribly widespread. Taking your example, what if my business rules change and I no longer need to process even numbers of independent integers, but instead 3 dependent integers? Your optimization is no longer useful. What if I need to port my application to a different architecture? Your optimization is no longer useful. In the majority of programming environments today, portability and flexibility of code is of much greater importance than optimization. Hardware is fast and cheap, programmers are not. Especially when your network latency is the bottleneck; who cares if the machine takes an extra few cycles? Obviously, there are still areas where code is tied to a specific device and should be optimized for that device, where size and speed of an application are critical. But the majority of programmers aren't developing for these platforms; for those programmers, knowledge of machine-level behavior will rarely increase their paying skills enough to be worth the investment in learning.

      Having said that, true geeks have at one point or another learned what is going on at the machine-level, and probably written a few toy programs (at least) in assembler. Unfortunately (or not), not all programmers are true geeks; I would venture to guess that most are not.

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    50. Re:interesting, amd maybe not surprising by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      My girlfriend is convinced I know her password and read all her e-mails and everything she accesses online. Actually, that would make a good Slashdot poll.

      Your significant other...

      1. ...trusts that you respect their privacy.
      2. ...thinks you access their e-mail and bank accounts.
      3. ...thinks you access their e-mail and bank accounts.. AND YOU DO!
      4. ...doesn't think you could even if you wanted to.
      5. ...is Cowboy Neal.

    51. Re:interesting, amd maybe not surprising by brianosaurus · · Score: 1

      To "Paragraph" 1: I like the 2nd choice... "If it bleeds, we can kill it."

      As for the second paragraph... That superhacker's login wouldn't be "God", would it? I mean, come on. A Super{natural being,hacker} controlling everything in the {universe,internet} does seem like a great way to distract people from reality.

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    52. Re:interesting, amd maybe not surprising by brianosaurus · · Score: 1

      A "whiz" is what I take at ballgames on the way to get another beer.

      If I find someone who knows more about something than I do, I ask them about it. It doesn't really matter how they got that knowledge (whether through some mystical guru means (ha!) or by reading it in a book or by asking someone); if there's something they know that will save me a truckload of pain-in-the-ass, I want to know!

      Most of the time, I find, all it takes is to delve just a little deeper, or read a book, and you can do almost anything.

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    53. Re:interesting, amd maybe not surprising by aeoneal · · Score: 1

      Speak it, bro! I think fear of being seen as stupid is a self-fulfilling prophecy—it causes a lot more ignorance than it resolves.

  3. From 'The Usual Suspects' by Trigun · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The biggest trick Satan ever pulled was convincing the world he doesn't exist

    1. Re:From 'The Usual Suspects' by beckerist · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The biggest trick the Catholic church ever pulled was convincing the world he does.

      Back on topic: I'm surprised that, as a society, we're gullible enough to believe that anything is "safe." I'd be very surprised if ANYONE had such superior knowledge to be able to bring down ANY technology. At the same time though, I would be even MORE surprised if NO ONE had knowledge to bring down ANY ONE piece of technology.

    2. Re:From 'The Usual Suspects' by Logic+and+Reason · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually that quote originally comes from the French poet Baudelaire in the 1864 short story "Le Joueur généreux." The Usual Suspects just popularized it.

    3. Re:From 'The Usual Suspects' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      The biggest trick the period ever pulled was convincing you it doesn't exist.

    4. Re:From 'The Usual Suspects' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      The concept and even the name of Satan predates the catholic church by a long time.

    5. Re:From 'The Usual Suspects' by deviceb · · Score: 1

      buddy... that saying is ages old. the movie borrowed it.. lol

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      Kill your TV
    6. Re:From 'The Usual Suspects' by PitaBred · · Score: 2, Interesting
    7. Re:From 'The Usual Suspects' by hey! · · Score: 5, Insightful

      St. Augustine has a worthwhile point to make here.

      He was dealing with a fundamental theological problem: how does a good God create a universe in which evil exists. He came up with a novel solution: it's all good, but evil chooses lesser goods over greater goods -- an concept closely akin to the modern economic concept of opportunity cost. You cannot have the capacity to choose without the capacity to choose the wrong thing; if you were forced to choose the right thing all the time then you wouldn't have free will. Therefore free will implies the existence of evil, which is not a thing in itself, but a deficit.

      Dante sharpens Augustine's point in the Divine Comedy: evil is really the result of stubborn, even aggressive stupidity. As outlandish as the punishments that are meted out in the Inferno, they're all pretty much people getting unlimited quantities of whatever it was they pursued in life.

      The Devil, then, doesn't need to exist; at least if he does he has no power of his own. There is no need to believe in the nearly all-powerful devil of neo-Christian folklore. The power of Satan, both biblically and by orthodox theology, lies in the stupidity and stubbornness of humanity. A near omnipotent Devil is not really any better off than a powerless but tricky one because (a) near omnipotence is not very useful when the other side is omnipotent and (b) it is impossible to spread evil (in the Augustinian sense) by the exercise of raw power.

      Which brings us to the Superhacker. There is no need for a hacker to obtain near omnipotent technical skills. In any case people with extremely high levels of technical skills have better uses for them. Instead, a hacker exploits the stubbornness and stupidity of people who own computers. They won't pay competent people to manage them. They'll choose software for superficial convenience. In Augustinian terms they choose the lesser goods of short term cost savings and convenience over the greater good of security.

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    8. Re:From 'The Usual Suspects' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does this sound familiar?

      K: A person is smart. People are dumb, stupid, panicky and YOU KNOW IT!!!!

      Socialization and society condition people to trust what becomes familiar. Its that adage; If you tell a lie enough times, it becomes true. Because the peering of information concepts has become virtually instant, society absorbs, reacts, and becomes sedate with anything that is contextualized for mass consumption.

      As far as any ONE person, knowing how to bring down any ONE piece of technology, I have to ask how limited your knowledge of electronics is? I'm referring the POWER spectrum en masse. From 130K V power lines, to 48VDC POE to the AP in the campus library. It is VERY, almost INSANELY easy to bring down technologies, if you know how they work, and where they exist. All it takes is a little imagination.

      p.s. It helps if you think like an Anarchist or Terrorist.

    9. Re:From 'The Usual Suspects' by marcello_dl · · Score: 2, Funny

      > The biggest trick the Catholic church ever pulled was convincing the world he does.

      I can understand doubts about the existence of a god, but this? You mean that after witnessing Windows and the RIAA you still don't believe in the existence of Evil Design? They are way too evil to have happened by chance.

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    10. Re:From 'The Usual Suspects' by woolio · · Score: 1

      evil is really the result of stubborn, even aggressive stupidity.

      Wow... I should read more... Dantes already knew that our C.i.C would be Evil. I can't exactly call him "Dr. Evil" since he is not educated.

    11. Re:From 'The Usual Suspects' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To you and everyone below you: it's a joke. By now I figure most of you would get them!

      --beckerist

    12. Re:From 'The Usual Suspects' by bean123456789 · · Score: 1

      The real quote: The Greatest Trick the Devil Ever Pulled Was Convincing the World He Didn't Exist where the devil is keiser sose, not satan

    13. Re:From 'The Usual Suspects' by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 1

      Oh, he's educated: he went to Yale. Of course, since America is a classless society, and the ivy league isn't elitist, he got in based purely on merit. Daddy didn't buy his way in. Nope, didn't happen. He's really smarter than all the people who get denied admission each and every year.

    14. Re:From 'The Usual Suspects' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not bad, however two things. One omnipotent doesn't alsways mean, greater in power. It could be, greater in awareness (compared to us). Also while free will does imply evil. The tree of life implies the power of the default. That's why the default condition is a sinful mankind.

    15. Re:From 'The Usual Suspects' by TristanGrimaux · · Score: 1

      clap-clap-clap!

    16. Re:From 'The Usual Suspects' by istewart · · Score: 2, Funny

      The biggest trick Batman ever pulled was convincing the world he doesn't exist

    17. Re:From 'The Usual Suspects' by TristanGrimaux · · Score: 1
      As humans are forced to choose what is right for them, the real free will is to make a mistake, generally by having a wrong scale of values, or not seeing what is best in the long term. Humans have the right to make a mistake, and free will to take the better. In a modern theology, Inferno is the absence of God and the real suffering is loosing the joy of His presence. Evil is the entropic tendency to end life, to spit to the sky, to please only oneself and by that, stopping the flux of love.

      Which brings us to the Superhacker. There is no need for a hacker to obtain near omnipotent technical skills. In any case people with extremely high levels of technical skills have better uses for them. Instead, a hacker exploits the stubbornness and stupidity of people who own computers. They won't pay competent people to manage them. They'll choose software for superficial convenience. In Augustinian terms they choose the lesser goods of short term cost savings and convenience over the greater good of security.
      The super hacker is a super pathetic human being. And he will enjoy harming innocent people, sometimes not stupid but with a bad skill for computers. Just that. I liked what you wrote. but reading it better I came to the conclusion you are being to hard with the victims.
    18. Re:From 'The Usual Suspects' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heres another perspective; If God created all things, then the idea that he must have traits of all things or be all things is kinda silly. IE God is a watchmaker (sorry, I just watched one of those stupid unintelligent design propaganda videos) and a watchmaker makes watches, but does one have to be a watch to make watches? No, one does not need to be something in order to create it, one must only have knowledge of it. Thus I submit that evil does exist and God is well aware of it, heck he created it.

      And whats wrong with an evil god? I mean don't you love Cthulhu?

      as for the hacker thing? Umm....sure? It is in the realm of possibility, I just find it unlikely that someone with that skill would squander it just to cause some pointless havoc, unless they where bored or something, idk IANASH (i am not a super hacker)

    19. Re:From 'The Usual Suspects' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think that's the "biggest"... maybe it's the "greatest" trick he ever pulled.

      The biggest was probably Euro Disney.

  4. Must be a myth... by Sqweegee · · Score: 1

    An article on the internet stating that the "superhacker" doesn't exist, it can only be true... unless...

    *grabs tinfoil hat and hides under desk*

    1. Re:Must be a myth... by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      Right, well your funny aside, the article does mention that they exist, just that they may not be worth catching.
      -nB

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  5. This article is stupid by quokkapox · · Score: 5, Funny

    There are no super hackers out there.

    Disregard that, I suck cocks.

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    1. Re:This article is stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny
      ...I suck cocks.

      If you're a guy, you should have waited for an Apple/Mac related story. Then, you would have been on topic.

      Mods - that was "Flamebait", the parent was "Troll", "Overated" or maybe "Offtopic".

      On the other hand, if he/she said "Macs are great!" and then said "I suck cocks.", then that would be on topic, although, redundant.

    2. Re:This article is stupid by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 4, Informative

      Mods on crack alert. The comment is a direct reference to this bash.org quote. Somebody please sort it out.

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    3. Re:This article is stupid by kinglink · · Score: 0, Troll

      Explaining a Joke = unfunny joke.

      Having a comment that looks trollish or that is based off of some third site that has nothing to do with this story should be acceptable for those mods. If you disagree go meta moderate, complaining about bad mods here doesn't help anything.

    4. Re:This article is stupid by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 2

      Yeah, well, considering this is /. I shouldn't have to explain a top 10 bash.org quote. And I'm not explaining it anyway, I just hate stupid moderation.

      Second, I've done "mods on crack" comments before and had the desired results, so yes, it does work.

      Last but not least, if you think M2 is anyhting more than a bandaid on a bulletwound, you're insane.

      Thanks for playing!

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    5. Re:This article is stupid by mahmud · · Score: 2, Informative

      Heh, I thought he was just using one of kevinsmithisms.

    6. Re:This article is stupid by yellowalienbaby · · Score: 1

      Your sig. From a song. Can't remember which, but I thought you'd write it like this;

      Hello Dad. I'm in JAIL!

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      Darwin Hawking Blackmore
  6. Hmmm by kildurin · · Score: 5, Funny

    I just came from a meeting on this very topic. The thing I came away from this meeting is that the real fear is that the Superhacker works for you. Or worse yet, you let him go yesterday. O. M. G.

    1. Re:Hmmm by multisync · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think it's the exact opposite: the more hackers you have working for you, the less you'll have to worry about a "Superhacker" (or a "Superdentist," or a "Superhairdresser," or a "Superanything") threatening your security.

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    2. Re:Hmmm by Joebert · · Score: 1

      Maybe, but what happens when your public relations go down the toilet because you have a bunch of "hackers" working for you ?

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    3. Re:Hmmm by king-manic · · Score: 1

      Maybe, but what happens when your public relations go down the toilet because you have a bunch of "hackers" working for you ?

      If you mean black hats then the 6 people who care will boycott your product.

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    4. Re:Hmmm by multisync · · Score: 1

      Maybe, but what happens when your public relations go down the toilet because you have a bunch of "hackers" working for you ?


      I dunno. Didn't Enron have a bunch of bean counters working for them who committed fraud? So, I guess by your reasoning, we shouldn't hire accountants cause our public relations might go down the toilet.

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    5. Re:Hmmm by Joebert · · Score: 1

      As far as I know, people take much better to being "accounted for" than they do being "hacked".

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    6. Re:Hmmm by multisync · · Score: 4, Insightful

      As far as I know, people take much better to being "accounted for" than they do being "hacked".


      I don't know about being "hacked." Is that something you do with a machete? Or a scalpel? Or, maybe, a golf club?

      I was talking about "hackers."

      You must be one of those people who thinks the word "hacker" refers to someone who uses a computer to commit crimes. Actually, we have a word for that already: it's "criminal." Hacker already has a meaning, and that isn't it.

      I don't presume to be an authority, and I would certainly never call myself one, but I know people who exhibit the hacker spirit in their work and their everyday lives, and they tend to be leaders in the companies they work for. Hackers are resourceful; they find innovative ways of using tools that get the job done more efficiently in less time. They see possibilities where others see obstacles. Remember that kid who took his toys apart (and probably yours, too) just to see how they worked, and even managed to put them back together - give or take a few pieces? He was a hacker. Or the one who found a new and novel use for something you thought was boring and mundane? Hacker.

      Do you have a friend who can fix your car, or a leaky faucet, or get your printer working again? Even though he's never worked with your particular printer or car before? He's a hacker.

      We used to celebrate free spirits who had an insatiable curiosity about how things worked, and who shared their knowledge freely with anyone who wanted to learn, and couldn't sleep until they found the solution to a problem they were stuck on. But the media has latched on to a buzz word, so hard working, honest, productive people get slandered by ignorant morons who want to feel superior, at least until they can't get their printer to work. Then they ask that guy in the office who is "good with computers" to help them, and they never see the irony in this.

      Someone else in this thread pointed out that most people think their monitor is the "computer," and that box with the wires coming out of it is the "hard drive." These people don't know any better and don't care, until something stops working. Then they ask someone for help, and that person who solves their problem for them is usually someone who possesses at least some of the qualities associated with "hackers."

      Yet these same people will hear about an intrusion, or a virus or a worm and say "those damn hackers" because, once again, they don't know any better, and they don't care. As long as their printer works.

      And here you are, surfing the Internet and posting on Slashdot, oblivious to the efforts of all the "hackers" who wrote code, developed protocols and designed the computer hardware that would make it all possible.
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      I don't care why you're posting AC
    7. Re:Hmmm by Thomas+Shaddack · · Score: 1
      With a good PR damage control, you can spin it to being a positive. Public relations is a dark art not entirely dissimilar to hacking.

      Any chess grandmaster can play both the black and the white. You may have preferences; but it ultimately boils down to how well you can play the game.

    8. Re:Hmmm by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Well, it depends on what your product is.

      If you're writing office software, I agree.
      If you're writing security software...

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    9. Re:Hmmm by Joebert · · Score: 1

      You must be one of those people who thinks the word "hacker" refers to someone who uses a computer to commit crimes.

      I'm well aware of the terminology, I'm also well aware that you don't sell a fisherman tuna.
      Chew on that one for awhile. ;)
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    10. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They see possibilities where others see obstacles.

      They find excuses to get things done; others find excuses why not to do it.

      I gotta go someone is having trouble, they just received an Internet from Senator suck me and can't open it.

    11. Re:Hmmm by multisync · · Score: 1

      And you don't tug on Superman's cape, you don't spit in to the wind ... ;^)

      Hey, I'm sure you are well versed in the terminology, most people on Slashdot are. But that person who thinks the monitor is the computer isn't, and if people who know better fall in to the trap of mis-using that word, then we lose it to the uninformed. And that's a shame, cause there really isn't another word I can think of that we can use to describe those with an insatiable curiosity about how things work, and a willingness to share knowledge with others, but no desire to use their knowledge to lie, cheat, steal and exploit.

      Let the corporate media come up with another word. Hacker is taken.

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  7. Dolt by jhfry · · Score: 0

    I didn't read the article, but from the summary I can conclude that this idiot is trying to say that we need not be constantly looking to improve our security... instead stop when it's good enough. I call bullshit on that idea. It doesn't take a so-called super hacker to take advantage of an exploit discovered by on of hundreds of weekend hackers. That's the problem here, not a one man super-hacker, but a bunch of individual minor hackers with their attention focused at a particular weakness.

    So yes, we must protect our systems as though a "super hacker" is going to come at us with all of his "super hacker" leetness.

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    1. Re:Dolt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You read like a brand of genius that only the Devry institute of Technology could produce.

    2. Re:Dolt by tzhuge · · Score: 1

      RTFA; the 'idiot' says no such thing.

    3. Re:Dolt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't read the article This (at least) is clear...
    4. Re:Dolt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ROFLMAO!

      Sorry, this a completely useless post. Yes, I graduated from DeVry, and yes, it's completely devoid of any real genius, and oftentimes of any real human intelligence. I got a 3.0GPA because I got tired of pretending I cared about a GPA from a pointless school. It's sad that I've probably learned more reading Trashdot during my days in school than I ever did attending classes. That's the reality of it though. Jaded? Me? naaaahhh...

    5. Re:Dolt by DavidHumus · · Score: 1

      > I didn't read the article, but from the summary I can conclude that this idiot is trying to say that we need not be constantly looking to improve our security

      Your subject line here refers to yourself?

  8. So many good arguments in the article . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The article doesn't say that these super hackers don't exist, it merely says that we shouldn't be so worried about them and I agree. Trying to catch or stop one of these super hackers isn't worth the time or effort. We need to focus on more cost-effective means of security.

    Hugh Jackman's a good guy, I'll trust him.

    1. Re:So many good arguments in the article . . . by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Like, say, teaching our users not to click on every friggin' piece of crap they find in the Spam?

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  9. Hollywood Strikes Again by gbulmash · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Just as with any other field or profession, hacking is getting more specialized. It's not that the "superhacker" does not exist, but that such an animal's existence is getting harder and harder to maintain merely because of the expanding skillset and knowledge it takes to be a "hack anything" hacker.

    That said, a lot of exploits don't come from being a super techie hacker with the skillz to defeat any system through sheer programming ingenuity or brute force. A lot of them still come from social engineering... convincing foolish people to give you enough information that a middle manager could hack them using nothing more than a standard login.

    Where the "superhacker" mainly exists is in the movies. The guy who can pull out his laptop at any given location and hack into any given location on demand and with no preparation or research into the target. He's the human equivalent of the gun that doesn't run out of bullets and hair that dries into a perfectly coiffed do within seconds of getting out of the water.

    - Greg

    1. Re:Hollywood Strikes Again by Drew+McKinney · · Score: 1

      Come on, everyone knows the last "superhacker" died off when Zero Cool married Acid Burn.

    2. Re:Hollywood Strikes Again by businessnerd · · Score: 3, Informative

      Agreed... Kevin Mitnick, as we all know is one of the more famous hackers, yet many argue that it was not his technical skills that made him so famous. It was his social engineering skills. He knew how to extract the right information from the right people so that he could then exploit the system.

      Interestingly, they did make a movie about him, Takedown. While no Oscar winner, I felt is was one of the better hacking movies Hollywood has put out. As opposed to movies like "Hackers" or even "Swordfish", this movie's dialogue actually made sense to those who know the definitions of all of the acronyms (cause it's a true story), and the computers showed on-screen, actually looked like something people actually use.

      But getting back on topic, it's the social engineers that we should all be afraid of. These guys may not be really hackers (at least not in traditional sense), they're really just con artists. You don't need a computer to get pwned.

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    3. Re:Hollywood Strikes Again by gbulmash · · Score: 1

      Come on, everyone knows the last "superhacker" died off when Zero Cool married Acid Burn.

      Nah, it wasn't Acid Burn what killed him. It was a vampire.

      - G

    4. Re:Hollywood Strikes Again by gbulmash · · Score: 1

      But getting back on topic, it's the social engineers that we should all be afraid of. These guys may not be really hackers (at least not in traditional sense), they're really just con artists.

      Phishing is just a form of social engineering. It doesn't take much technical skill at all... more than my mom has, but way less than I do, and I'm no guru. As a matter of fact, the way most people get pwned is not through a clever worm that finds them and nails them just because they're online. It's by being tricked into opening an attachment (and thus launching the virus) or visiting a malicious web site (that exploits a known security hole to install malware). And half of the time it's not even clever. Remember how many people got infected by the virus promising nude pics of Anna Kournikova? Sheesh.

      - G

    5. Re:Hollywood Strikes Again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Torrent plz?

    6. Re:Hollywood Strikes Again by abb3w · · Score: 1

      But getting back on topic, it's the social engineers that we should all be afraid of. These guys may not be really hackers (at least not in traditional sense), they're really just con artists.

      At least, that's the traditional geek usage of "social engineering". The other possible meaning is the one you should really be terrified of — people on the lines of Karl Marx, who think they understand how society works well enough to redesign it. History has yielded nothing more potentially lethal to humanity than the plausible-sounding idea.

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    7. Re:Hollywood Strikes Again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hair that dries into a perfectly coiffed do within seconds of getting out of the water

      I use Suave, you insensitive clod.

  10. Worse than Hackers by c0d3r · · Score: 1

    The people I have run into that are worse than hackers are at big companies. I've seen people purposely mess up others work and disrupt access and such all over grudges or for some power trip just to get people fired. Root cause analysis and auditing helps eliminate these people.

    1. Re:Worse than Hackers by mandelbr0t · · Score: 1

      Just be sure the Hackers aren't responsible for or have production access to the audit data :/

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      "Please describe the scientific nature of the 'whammy'" - Agent Scully
  11. The difference between a hacker and a superhacker by davidwr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Nobody knows the superhacker was ever there.

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  12. The story doesn't pass the lameness filter by A+beautiful+mind · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Mention of Law +1 point - damn lawyers
    Mention of intellectual property +1 point - imaginary, mindless term
    Mention of Superhacker +1.5 points - popular usage of "hacker", plus a super tackled on it, also overloading Superuser - let me scream bloody murder k?
    Mention of software and media stealing +1 point - you don't steal software and media
    Mention of "The gist is that we need to start to police our rhetoric" +1 point - after overloading and misusing a lot of terms it is just hypocritical.

    Final score: 5.5 points out of the needed 4,

    article 2>&1 >/dev/null

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    Be yourself no matter what they say
    1. Re:The story doesn't pass the lameness filter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, if I steal a spindle of CDs I'm pretty sure I've stolen "media". Other that ... yep.

    2. Re:The story doesn't pass the lameness filter by todslash · · Score: 1
      [pedantry]

      article 2>&1 >/dev/null

      YMMV with this syntax. In bash on my machine it didn't redirect the stderr and gave:

      -bash: article: command not found

      whereas article > /dev/null 2>&1 gives the expected result. With pipes it's the other way round so article 2>&1 | cat > /dev/null works (although obviously with a different exit code).

      [/pedantry]

  13. Classic: same as regular crime by cyberianpan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A focus of the article is on the over response to the "superhacker" - this is the same knee jerk issue in regular crime. Glorify the criminal - make them all out to be Moriarty calibre - dancing magicians who laugh at us mortals - wheedle about inadequate laws .... rather neat solutions to abrogate your basic security responsibilities ? Fact is that most cybercrime is carried out by fairly basic means but there's an industry of ass covering in pretending otherwise.

  14. Nothing speical about hackers by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 1, Troll

    You will find this sentiment about any type of criminal... they prepare for attacks like you would see in an action movie, but in reality most of the crimes are committed out of stupidity or drug influence.

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    1. Re:Nothing speical about hackers by ScentCone · · Score: 4, Insightful

      but in reality most of the crimes are committed out of stupidity or drug influence

      I don't think that inside theft of database dumps containing hundreds of thousands credit card accounts and SSNs is done by stupid or drug-addled people. I don't think that people who systematically probe for SQL insertion vulnerabilities on transaction systems in hopes of defacing something with some politicized rant are stupid or drug-addled. I don't think that people plant stealth FTP servers to serve up kiddie pr0n from unknowing desktops are being stupid or drug-addled. You're confusing malice with stupidity, and poisoned ethics with drug dependence.

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    2. Re:Nothing speical about hackers by Knara · · Score: 1

      *sigh* Simile. He's not saying that stupid or drug addled people perform the cracks that you list. He's saying that Hollywood's version of criminal motivation and the types of people that commit them often do not line up with reality.

    3. Re:Nothing speical about hackers by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      He's saying that Hollywood's version of criminal motivation and the types of people that commit them often do not line up with reality.

      But he's saying it in a way that dismisses the (rather Hollywood, sometimes, actually) motivations and actions of very real criminals: organized, smart, technically astute, politically active, etc. Crimes such as those being written off as being only the domain of bad movie-quality super hackers DO take place, and really ARE about money, power, ideology, etc. So, he's wrong in implying that's not the case. Just because teams of IT-aware criminals are the real-life counterparts to some TV super hacker doesn't make that situation less real.

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  15. Myth? by necro2607 · · Score: 1

    Um, since when are super skilled under-the-rader hackers a myth? If they're so good that they never get caught, then they definitely ARE "Superhackers". Of course, we wouldn't know if we never hear about them.

    The most advanced hackers will change whatever data they feel like changing, in such subtle ways that no one ever notices. We might not have many (any?) cases of this, but that's the whole point - if you're subtle enough, you'll never get caught.

    My high school still has absolutely zero knowledge of some of the hacks I pulled, and they never will know. I know of some friends' hacks (done to actual online systems) that were never found, and again, likely never will be. This doesn't make my or my friends' hacks some kind of mythological/theoretical/make-believe events that never really happened.

    1. Re:Myth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      "My high school still has absolutely zero knowledge of some of the hacks I pulled, and they never will know."

      FYI Andrew Matecha of Vancouver BC, there is enough information on your band's website and MySpace page to identify you and figure out which school you committed your crimes against. Not that I care, but you might want to think about that before you brag about illegal activity you've participated in.

    2. Re:Myth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OH SNAP!

    3. Re:Myth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, it's actually that they aren't looking for you, because the secretary found it and fixed it when she got back from the restroom.

    4. Re:Myth? by necro2607 · · Score: 1

      I'm well aware of the URL containing my last name on every post I make... ;)

    5. Re:Myth? by necro2607 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      BTW, I didn't say anything about committing crimes. "Not that I care", but calling me out on my full name and city of residence and then claiming some kind of illegal activity when I didn't actually mention as such is a bit slanderous.

    6. Re:Myth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Naw dude - you got pwnt.

    7. Re:Myth? by Chris+whatever · · Score: 1

      If a tree falls in the forest, does anybody hear?

      if you cant prove it, and no one can see it, then it's myth. You have no glory because your the only one knowing about your hack, someday you'll get caught because the need to brag, like today , will be your downfall.

      A good hacker doesnt show and tell

    8. Re:Myth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, this is f***ing classic. One of the best callouts I've ever seen!

      Andrew: Your a dumbass, please take it like a man and admit it.

    9. Re:Myth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, a 23 year old in high school?

      Successful!

    10. Re:Myth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, that's libel.

  16. You too can be a Superhacker! by TibbonZero · · Score: 3, Informative

    Knightmare's "Secrets of the Superhacker"...
    http://www.amazon.com/Secrets-Super-Hacker-Knightm are/dp/1559501065
    Who's afraid of a little social engineering?

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  17. I know the Superhacker exists... by operagost · · Score: 4, Funny

    I know the Superhacker exists... because he's me. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go back to my 3D virtual reality interface, hop on my lightcycle, and infect the alien mainframe with the Michaelangelo virus. If you need me, I'm at IP address 24.75.345.200.

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    1. Re:I know the Superhacker exists... by HomelessInLaJolla · · Score: 1

      Hm. Looks like a twarner block. Someone slipped through the botnet assimilation.

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    2. Re:I know the Superhacker exists... by psychrono · · Score: 1

      If you need me, I'm at IP address 24.75.345.200. What, no IPv6?
      And you call yourself super...
    3. Re:I know the Superhacker exists... by session_start · · Score: 1

      **infamous movie style hack root@thishost$ hack 24.75.345.200 && rm -fR * cause you know...everyone has root access in the movies...

    4. Re:I know the Superhacker exists... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the clueless: That was actually me. I hijacked operagost's account.

    5. Re:I know the Superhacker exists... by Galactic+Dominator · · Score: 0

      Hack me Super-Hacker...I'm at 127.0.0.1

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    6. Re:I know the Superhacker exists... by istartedi · · Score: 3, Funny

      If you need me, I'm at IP address 24.75.345.200.

      Wow! You really are a super-hacker. I could never even get a stack to accept that, let alone have those packets route.

      --
      For all intensive purposes, "whom" is no longer a word. That begs the question, "who cares"?
    7. Re:I know the Superhacker exists... by Woy · · Score: 2, Funny

      And i hacked slashdot to change that IP byte to 345 to make you appear ignorant.

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      "If God created us in his own image we have more than reciprocated." - Voltaire
    8. Re:I know the Superhacker exists... by iamnafets · · Score: 1

      It's a back door, only he knows about it. Haven't you seen War Games, Joshua?

    9. Re:I know the Superhacker exists... by barrkel · · Score: 5, Informative

      IPv4 address is a 32-bit integer. Typical notation is in base-256, but you can use other bases.

      E.g. on my machine:

      ping 66.102.7.104

      is equivalent to:

      ping 1113982824

      Similarly, 24.75.345.200 is actually this address:

      PING 407656904 (24.76.89.200): 56 data bytes

    10. Re:I know the Superhacker exists... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      This is the lame ass address for the lame ass hacker in the lame ass movie The Net.

    11. Re:I know the Superhacker exists... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're just not leet enough: 24.75.345.200 = 24<<24 + 75<<16 + 345<<8 + 200 = 24<<24 + 76<<16 + 89<<8 + 200 = 24.76.89.200. There, you learned something.

    12. Re:I know the Superhacker exists... by istartedi · · Score: 1

      Having an input parse the octet as an int and ANDing with 0xFF is not the same as actually having 345 as an "octet" or using a different base. In other words, 89!=345. I would submit that if you have an API that takes 345 and ANDs it with 0xFF without informing you of an error, that API is broken. It'd be far better to have it throw an error, since somebody almost certainly fat-fingered the IP. A 32-bit unsigned representing the full IP doesn't translate meaningfully into a decimal dotted quad with any value greater than 255 either.

      However, if each octet was in octal notation, then yes indeed 024.076.0345.0200==20.62.229.128.

      Is there actually in IP stack configuration or networking tool that lets you input 345 decimal, and automaticly ANDs it with 0xFF? If there is, please tell me so I can either patch it if it's OSS, or avoid it like the plague if it isn't.

      I don't see what I'm missing here.

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      For all intensive purposes, "whom" is no longer a word. That begs the question, "who cares"?
    13. Re:I know the Superhacker exists... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you forgot octal and hex
      ping 0102.0146.07.0150
      ping 0x42.0x66.0x7.0x68

    14. Re:I know the Superhacker exists... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      input 345 decimal, and automaticly ANDs it with 0xFF

      That's not how it works. An IP address A.B.C.D represents the number A*2^24+B*2^16+C*2^8+D. Out of bound "octects" simply overflow to the left. Yes, that's hackish, but then that's what the story is about, right?

    15. Re:I know the Superhacker exists... by istartedi · · Score: 1

      Still b0rked, since it's not likely that a user would intentionally input such a value.

      Wow! That's even worse than ANDing with 0xFF, since it now corrupts octets other than the one that was enterred incorrectly. Which configuration tool developers were so obsessed with memory footprint and cycles that they chose not to validate user input?

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    16. Re:I know the Superhacker exists... by operagost · · Score: 1
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    17. Re:I know the Superhacker exists... by istartedi · · Score: 1

      It sounds like ignorance really is bliss. Thanks both of you for filling me in on this reference though.

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      For all intensive purposes, "whom" is no longer a word. That begs the question, "who cares"?
  18. Who is talking about a super hacker? by madsheep · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Before I move onto the title of my post, let me just say Kevin Mitnick.

    Sure it's an old example, but it is also a great example. Maybe he didn't go releasing chaos in every category, but for a public example this is a pretty good one. Look at the stuff he got into and ahold of. These articles burned my eyes so I couldn't read the all three parts or even all of part one. Sorry, but one other thing -- where exactly is all this concern and discussion about a super-hacker? How can it be overblown, overhyped, etc? I don't hear anyone talking about a super-hacker.

    1. Re:Who is talking about a super hacker? by multisync · · Score: 1

      let me just say Kevin Mitnick .... Look at the stuff he got into and ahold of


      Which "stuff" was that? A list of credit card numbers everyone on Usenet had? Some source code Sun gave away for free to academic institutions?

      You know, he could also whistle the launch codes in to a telephone to start a nuke-you-ler war.
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    2. Re:Who is talking about a super hacker? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's get one thing straight...Mitnick excelled at socially engineering people. that's how he did his "hacks".

    3. Re:Who is talking about a super hacker? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      You know, he could also whistle the launch codes in to a telephone to start a nuke-you-ler war.

      Why, oh why, didn't he? I know I would.

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      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    4. Re:Who is talking about a super hacker? by orclevegam · · Score: 1

      Maybe if you had RTFA instead of giving up partway through the first part you'd have realized that the article is trying to point out the stupidity of the scare mongering the government is doing to try and get blanket laws passed that give them free reign to do whatever they want. The DMCA is a perfect example of this sort of strategy being employed by the media cartels to get broad laws passed that allow them to strong arm people. The basic point of the article is that as long as the general public continues to believe in this "Superhacker" concept, then they'll ignore it when laws get passed that say stupid things like accessing a computer through a network without express written consent of the owner constitutes a federal crime punishable by 10 years in prison without stoping to realize that a law like that effectivly makes anyone browsing the internet a criminal because in there mind the law only affects "those damn hackers".

      This sort of thing also makes life easier on prosecutors, as they don't actually have to backup unbelievable claims against someone as long as they can show that the person is capable of some basic hacking. As far as the general populace is concerned, anyone capable of writing a virus (and any programmer worth his salt could write a virus) is also equally capable of stealing nuclear launch codes, and shutting down every traffic light in a major city, at any given time, in about 10 minutes. The only reason prosecutors can claim that these people are such unbelievable dangers to the general public that they need to be thrown in a cell for the next 20 years is because as far as the jury knows, they actually are.

      The article claims the best way to combat all this is to provide actual *gasp* scientific studies into just how statisticly probable these various claims actually are. No where in the article does it try to claim that "Superhackers" don't exist, just that they are far far more rare than hollywood (among others) would have you believe. The idea is to provide some ammo to law makers and lawyers to try and defend against stupid claims that is actually scientific

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      Curiosity was framed, Ignorance killed the cat.
  19. You punctuated incorrectly... by beckerist · · Score: 5, Funny

    You're punctuation is wrong. You wrote:

    Girls on the plus side you can walk all over them and get anything you want.

    What you meant to write:
    Girls (on the plus side), you can walk all over them and get anything you want.

    1. Re:You punctuated incorrectly... by PitaBred · · Score: 5, Funny

      Your use of "you're" is your mistake, though.

    2. Re:You punctuated incorrectly... by inode_buddha · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Your punctuation, spelling, and grammar isn't much better. Hint, if you want to be a good writer then be a good reader. As for the girls, well, I just dunno.

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      C|N>K
    3. Re:You punctuated incorrectly... by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      Wait, what? I certainly hope that you weren't directing that at me, and rather at the parent of my post. My grammar isn't impeccable, but it's far from "not much better" than that of the starter of this thread.

    4. Re:You punctuated incorrectly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haha, your right. :)

    5. Re:You punctuated incorrectly... by StikyPad · · Score: 2, Funny

      I believe he meant "Girls on the plus size."

    6. Re:You punctuated incorrectly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You're punctuation is wrong. You wrote:

      Girls on the plus side you can walk all over them and get anything you want.

      What you meant to write:
      Girls (on the plus side), you can walk all over them and get anything you want.

      Are you so seriously bereft of a meaningful life that this kind of drivel is the best you have to offer? If so, your mother should know that you still need her constant attention.

    7. Re:You punctuated incorrectly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your use of "you're" is your mistake, though.


      Joke ---------> *whoosh*

                          O --- You
                        --|--
                          / \
    8. Re:You punctuated incorrectly... by beckerist · · Score: 1

      What grammar? I had grammar?

    9. Re:You punctuated incorrectly... by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      And a grampar too, assuming my solipsism is wrong and you actually do exist ;)

  20. Ohm's Law by tjhayes · · Score: 4, Funny

    Law School professor Paul Ohm
    I wonder if he teaches Ohm's Law?

    1. Re:Ohm's Law by tachyonflow · · Score: 4, Funny

      I wonder if he teaches Ohm's Law? As a law professor, I imagine if Professor Ohm sought to teach electronics, he'd encounter a lot of... resistance.
    2. Re:Ohm's Law by e9th · · Score: 3, Funny

      No. There was simply too much resistance.

    3. Re:Ohm's Law by Doctor-Optimal · · Score: 2, Funny

      This is the omega of bad jokes...

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    4. Re:Ohm's Law by zero1101 · · Score: 1

      You guys should really resist the urge to make any more silly puns.

      Ah, crap

    5. Re:Ohm's Law by moosesocks · · Score: 1

      Ohm -> Resistance; Superhackers -> Superconductors -> No resistance -> Zero Ohms.

      (Also, something I've always found amusing is that the unit for ()^-1 is the "mho")

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    6. Re:Ohm's Law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Ohm -> Resistance; Superhackers -> Superconductors -> No resistance -> Zero Ohms.

      (Also, something I've always found amusing is that the unit for ()^-1 is the "mho")

      That's as it should be. It's the recipocal of resistance because it's the unit of transconductance. I don't know if the term passed out of use when technology changed from tubes to transistors.

  21. What about "Clark Kent User"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I suspect many of us here, while not entirely the personification of this SuperUser know more than enough to be dangerous. There's no motive for us to commit what we know are criminal acts. If I were a malicious "superuser", I wouldn't be stupid. I'd work my way through government or corporate IT positions until I could either gain authorized access to the information I wanted or knew I could cover my tracks.

    Stupid is as stupid does. Why steal a loaf of bread when I can become a senator and steal the entire bakery?

  22. Whois Paul Ohm? by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 4, Funny
    I tried to run a "whois 'Paul Ohm'" like they did in the movie "The Net", but it didn't give me picture of his employee ID badge. What gives? Perhaps if I hit the Esc key a few times, I can hack into his computer and get it...

    I can't imagine where people get all these ideas about "super hackers" and the like. Now where are my VR goggles? I need to hack a Cray using this pay phone down the street...

    --
    It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
    1. Re:Whois Paul Ohm? by Doctor-Optimal · · Score: 1

      Hack the planet, d00d! I think the point is that by expecting only supermen (who are, by definition, uncommon) to attack us we ignore all the more common attacks. Death by a thousand pinpricks rather than by a golden bullet I guess...

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    2. Re:Whois Paul Ohm? by digitalhermit · · Score: 4, Interesting

      All it takes is a little ignorance.. There's a saying that goes, "The man with one eye is king in the kingdom of the blind." I'm hardly a guru and know about as much about DNS, TCP/IP, networking and operating systems as the next career IT guy. But it's cool how things get started..

      At one company I was asked to "break into" a Windows machine. The previous user had left and only he had the password. He was not on speaking terms with the company. Luckily, the user had given me the password to another system. Even luckier, he used the same password. So after about fifteen minutes of making myself look busy, I tried his password and got in. No one asked how I was able to get in; everyone assumed that I was able to hack the system.

      At another company there was a dusty router that sat in a rack. One day it stopped working. They'd tried power cycling it (their usual troubleshooting step), but that didn't work. So I went in, unplugged it for a few minutes, plugged it back in. I was looking through the manual for a troubleshooting guide when someone comes over and congratulates me.

      Richard Feynman had a similar story but it involved safe cracking. And most people know the joke about the plumber, the punchline being, "but knowing where to hit costs $300." Forget the latter, it's not relevant...

      Anyhoo, the point I'm making is that it's easy for people to mistake dumb fool luck and bullshit for real expertise. I know this firsthand.

    3. Re:Whois Paul Ohm? by Nukenbar · · Score: 1

      You know that the super hackers only hack the Gibson.

    4. Re:Whois Paul Ohm? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      There's a saying that goes, "The man with one eye is king in the kingdom of the blind."

      I thought it was "In the kingdom of the blind, the man with one eye is totally fucked when the sun sets since the blind don't have lamps". I once even read a short story that explored the idea.

      That's my random comment for the day. There's certainly insight to the saying, which like most sayings aren't meant to be taken literally.

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      The enemies of Democracy are
    5. Re:Whois Paul Ohm? by Torvaun · · Score: 1

      Nope, after the sun sets you leave "In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king." behind, and go to "In times of darkness, look to the blind. In times of madness, look to the insane."

      --
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    6. Re:Whois Paul Ohm? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Oh, I see.

      Well then here's hoping for times of madness, so I can charge ridiculous consulting fees!

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      The enemies of Democracy are
    7. Re:Whois Paul Ohm? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, you just watched Dirty Work, the movie, right?

    8. Re:Whois Paul Ohm? by BagOCrap · · Score: 1

      That reminds me of my reign of hacking back in high school. I'd made myself a game of obtaining passwords from the kids taking computer classes with me. Mostly by basic social engineering. The poor things almost worshiped me for my amazing "hacking abilities".

      Continuing off topic... Same school. We had this rather old BBC Micro in one of the classrooms. During breaks, some kid would turn it on to play a game of Frogger. One day I made a simple program. It'd ask the user for his name, and then greet him in a rather rude and distasteful manner. Unfortunately, the principal was the first one to try it out. Thankfully, he was only amused. Again, the kids would flood me with the usual questions of how, where, when and what.

      I don't blame people for ignorance. I blame ignorance for people. ;)

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      -- Chaos, panic, pandemonium... My job here is done!
    9. Re:Whois Paul Ohm? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The insane will pay you in bottle-caps.

    10. Re:Whois Paul Ohm? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      I think you misunderstood. It's the sane who will be turning to me in times of madness.

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      The enemies of Democracy are
    11. Re:Whois Paul Ohm? by jahudabudy · · Score: 1

      Just in case you ever get tasked with "hacking" a Windows machine b/c of a forgotten/lost password, try this. I can tell you first hand it works like a charm on XP. Pretty scary how easy this is, really, but at least it requires physical access.

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    12. Re:Whois Paul Ohm? by Romanpoet · · Score: 1
    13. Re:Whois Paul Ohm? by pcgabe · · Score: 1

      Richard Feynman had a similar story but it involved safe cracking.
      Is it this one?

      Meanwhile some guys in the computing department came around and one of them said, "Hey, everybody; Feynman's gonna show Staley how to open a safe, ha, ha, ha!" I wasn't going to actually open the safe; I was just going to show Staley this way of quickly trying the back two numbers without losing your place and having to set up the first number again.
              I began. "Let's suppose that the first number is forty, and we're trying fifteen for the second number. We go back and forth, ten; back five more and forth, ten; and so on. Now we've tried all the possible third numbers. Now we try twenty for the second number: we go back and forth, ten; back five more and forth, ten; back five more and forth, CLICK!" My jaw dropped: the first and second numbers happened to be right!
              Nobody saw my expression because my back was towards them. Staley looked very surprised, but both of us caught on very quickly as to what happened, so I pulled the top drawer out with a flourish and said, "And there you are!"
              Staley said, "I see what you mean; it's a very good scheme" -- and we walked out. Everybody was amazed. It was complete luck. Now I really had a reputation for opening safes.
      (from "Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!", which is a great read.)
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  23. Quote? YOU FAIL IT! by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Informative

    It's too bad the quote is "the devil" or you might have gotten yourself some free geek credibility there.

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    "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    1. Re:Quote? YOU FAIL IT! by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Too bad the second biggest trick the devil ever played was convincing an ingorant public (and "geeks," apparently) that the quote is from a movie. Sure, it was *in* the movie, but my son said "To be, or not to be," yesterday.. should I attribute that quote to him from now on?

  24. Re:The difference between a hacker and a superhack by dkf · · Score: 1

    The other difference: the superhacker wears a grubby t-shirt made out of spandex!

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    "Little does he know, but there is no 'I' in 'Idiot'!"
  25. YOU FAIL IT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "YOU FAIL IT!"

    You mean like you did with this post?

    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=230391&cid=186 94205

  26. Eeeexcellent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My plan has finally come to fruition. They don't even believe I exist. And of course, unlike the lame 5kr1p7 k1dd33z who always get caught, I'm going to post this as AC rather than brag using my real userid.

  27. I am not a Myth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do not call me a Myth...To prove it, I just hacked the Anonymous Coward user account and am posting from there.

  28. Re:Hair by maxume · · Score: 1

    That's called Drebin-hair, or at least, it should be.

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  29. Resistance is futile by NeilTheStupidHead · · Score: 1

    When Ohm1

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  30. control by wall0159 · · Score: 5, Insightful


    Hackers, terrorists, drug dealers, child molesters, communists:

    Useful tools for the control of a fearful and gullible populace.

    1. Re:control by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How could you forget witches?

    2. Re:control by ScentCone · · Score: 0

      Hackers

      Ever had your credit rating trashed by someone who lifted your financial info through a crack of a third party system? Many thousands of people have.

      terrorists

      Are you alive? Many thousands of people are not. Another couple dozen just died in Algiers today, killed by the local franchise operators of the same group that has attacked embassies, a US naval vessel, the WTC, the Pentagon, bars, nightclubs, hundreds of markets and restaurants, etc. This month, they are on a new campaign to ambush and kill anyone who reports to work in rural Afghanistan to teach young women how to read. It's super duper, though, that you don't find the people in London, or Madrid, or Detroit that preach the warm-up act for the same crap to be any concern at all. That's comforting!

      drug dealers

      You cite drug dealers, and then complain about "control?" These bastards deliberately seek to make behavioral slaves of generations of their neighbors, and think nothing of the resulting waste of lives and all of the accompanying damage. You'd rather that Wal-Mart sold heroin? Have you ever met someone with their teeth rotting right out of their meth-cooked skull? What is it that encourages you to gloss over the people that seek to make money peddling meth to school kids, or pretend they don't exist?

      child molesters

      Ever met someone who had their youth stolen by someone like that? Let's find you a few thousand of them, and then you can address them, explaining how the people who did it to them don't exist, or aren't really a problem, and should be allowed to keep doing it. I'm sure you'll be persuasive.

      communists

      Well, you've got me there. They only killed a few hundred million people in the last century, so that's not so bad.

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      Don't disappoint your bird dog. Go to the range.
    3. Re:control by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      Guess you had a big glass of the Koolade.

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    4. Re:control by ScentCone · · Score: 0

      Guess you had a big glass of the Koolade.

      You might be confusing that with the "there are no bad things happening to anyone, and there are no bad people that kill, steal, or do anything else bad, and there are no entities or groups that mean any harm at all to western civilization in general or the US in particular, and so we should just drop any thoughts about apprehending, punishing, or preventing the actions of those non-existent people" Koolade. Since there are no bad people, let's start by sharing your personal financial data, right here, right now, OK? Obviously, nothing bad could happen since I'm just making that all up, right? Or, take a nice trip to any of hundred little spots around the world and announce your sincere desire to introduce young women into a career in IT, or perhaps even a marriage of their own choice, and lets see how you do. I mean, since I've completely fabricated the entire notion of Sharia law showing up as an actual consideration in German court proceedings, and I'm obviously mistaken about there being an entire culture that would want you to consider your wife or daughter as property, you'll have no problem setting up a girls' school just anywhere, right?

      Or, you could help mop up the body parts in Algiers, from today's attacks. I mean, lighting strike. Obviously there are no terrorists doing stuff like that - so, it was probably just a propane gas explosion. And that guy with the plastic explosives in his shoes was really just trying to make his arches more comfortable on a long flight to the US. Nope! Zero need to fret about anything, obviously. Silly me! I could use some help, though, on how it is that you don't think that selling crystal meth to rural school kids is a problem. Come on, just give us a hint, OK?

      --
      Don't disappoint your bird dog. Go to the range.
    5. Re:control by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If any thing, their existence makes them even better tools for controling people. It isn't whether these people exist, but whether they're existence is being used to unneccarily control people.

      And as for communists, capitalists have killed just as many people (facism is a type of capitalism after all), saying that a group of people killed a bunch of people doesn't mean very much because pretty much any sufficiently large group of people has killed a large number of people. Your number is also bullshittingly high.

    6. Re:control by petrus4 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Are you alive? Many thousands of people are not.

      I notice there's one word you keep using, here. Thousands. Last I looked, the population of the planet was around 6 billion and climbing. My mathematics is hit or miss, but it sounds to me like you're saying that laws that affect at least a major chunk of those 6 billion people should be made on the basis of actions that kill less than 1% of them.

      To me, that isn't terribly logical. On that basis, to me it'd make sense that if a War on Terror was going to be valid, surely a War on Ebola would be even moreso, since I'm guessing the number of people it's killed would be higher.

    7. Re:control by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      On that basis, to me it'd make sense that if a War on Terror was going to be valid, surely a War on Ebola would be even moreso, since I'm guessing the number of people it's killed would be higher.

      Or, based on your thinking, there's really no point having seatbelt laws.

      Regardless... we're talking (in the case of militant Islamists) about people who actually come right out and SAY that they think acquiring serious WMD's is a valid and morally obligated pursuit. And that using them against western countries is not only conceivable, but a vital, because-Allah-says-so objective.

      It's not like you can rethink the policies aimed at that issue later, after a dirty bomb full of cesium (or whatever's handy) has made 50 square city blocks in LA or Chicago unusuable for 20 years.

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      Don't disappoint your bird dog. Go to the range.
    8. Re:control by petrus4 · · Score: 1

      Regardless... we're talking (in the case of militant Islamists) about people who actually come right out and SAY that they think acquiring serious WMD's is a valid and morally obligated pursuit.

      They can say that as much as they want, for all the good it will do them. Nuclear weaponry in particular isn't something you can throw together in a back shed. Not only do you need very specific components, you need equally specific processing facilities, which AFAIK anywayz only exist in a handful of places on the planet. Granted, I seem to remember that there were some concerns about what happened to part of the old USSR's nuclear arsenal in the confusion after that regime collapsed, but aside from those nukes turning up on the black market, there really aren't *ANY* ways that aspiring terrorists can obtain or produce nuclear weapons. About the worst things you can make in a garden shed are thermite, or a crude analog of C4, which granted, are perfectly capable of causing murder and mayhem if you can get hold of enough of them...but they're still an order of magnitude away from nuclear weapons.

      Ditto for biological weapons...you need a lab.

      Pretty much all of the Doomsday "dirty bomb" scenarios that the American government has come up with are pure emotive BS designed to generate public support for wars which the government itself is interested in fighting for very different reasons. The stuff about Sadaam having WMDs was likewise utter garbage. It simply isn't logistically possible for either non-governmental groups from Middle Eastern countries, or even the governments themselves in most cases, to either obtain or produce the materials needed. Apart from anything else, they can't afford it.

      If you want to be afraid of something, then by all means be afraid of attacks utilising conventional explosives, since as I said earlier, those *can* be (and are) produced relatively cheaply and easily. That's why you keep seeing reports of Palestinians (among others) strapped with potassium nitrate based explosives, similar to C4. That or something similar also what would have been used for the Madrid train bombing, I'm assuming. You can get that stuff out of the ground, or literally from bird crap. You don't however see reports of Palestinians or Iraqi insurgents utilising a uranium-fortified charge...because they don't have that material.

    9. Re:control by MeltUp · · Score: 1

      Exactly, all of these, and more, need to be dealt with!

      But you forgot one important one: Governments using fear to control and manipulate you.
      Fear is a powerful tool of manipulation, why do you think terrorists use it? Certain governments know all too well how to exploit and manage this fear for their own ends.
      They too are to be dealt with!

      There's no reason to blindly fear and obey. But there are problems to be dealt with.
      Only a terrorized mind, controlled by fear believes the only way to deal with these things is by giving the government totalitarian powers.

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      Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. -- Pablo Picasso
    10. Re:control by rtechie · · Score: 1

      Ever had your credit rating trashed by someone who lifted your financial info through a crack of a third party system? Many thousands of people have.

      And this is the fault of the "superhackers"? Most of the "cracks" of third-party (hell, first party) systems of financial info have consisted SOLELY of the bank SELLING the information to the wrong people. Like organized crime. Why? Because the banks are fucking greedy and want to make more money any way they can. Look out, your friends in the banks are pushing legislation to give themselves immunity to lawsuits (God forbid the cops go after them. I mean, it's ONLY fraud and racketeering. Everyone knows big corporations don't commit crimes) or any sort of liability for these shenanigans. And look for bailouts over all the risky home-lending they've been doing recently.

      Are you alive? Many thousands of people are not. Another couple dozen just died in Algiers today, killed by the local franchise operators of the same group that has attacked embassies, a US naval vessel, the WTC, the Pentagon, bars, nightclubs, hundreds of markets and restaurants, etc. This month, they are on a new campaign to ambush and kill anyone who reports to work in rural Afghanistan to teach young women how to read. It's super duper, though, that you don't find the people in London, or Madrid, or Detroit that preach the warm-up act for the same crap to be any concern at all. That's comforting!

      How many bombings have there been in Detroit? Zero? Maybe this has something to do with the fact that we (in the United States) don't treat our Muslim population as 3rd-class citizens they way they do in Europe. And even if there were bombings, so the fuck what? More people in the USA will die of lead poisoning. Or how about this bit of simple logic: The #2 cause of death in America is poisoning related to drug interactions. This is both accidental and completely preventable. Would we save more lives by increasing funding to the FDA and special programs for hospitals to reduce drug interactions (a national standardized system would help even more) or by spending money on dubious pork-barrel security systems at airports and stadiums?

      Why not attack this from the other end? Terrorists need weapons to shoot people and blow shit up. Where do you think they get those weapons? For the most part, from US. The United States is the #1 arms producer in the world, by a fairly wide margin, so it's a little hypocritical for us to be bitching about the terrorists we've armed. But cutting foreign arms sales would cost the "defense" manufacturers money, and we can't have that.

      You cite drug dealers, and then complain about "control?" These bastards deliberately seek to make behavioral slaves of generations of their neighbors, and think nothing of the resulting waste of lives and all of the accompanying damage.

      No, they're selling a product. You're not complaining about grocery stores selling cigarettes and alcohol (including Wal-Mart), or lottery tickets/gambling (Wal-mart again), or coffee shops (caffeine is addictive, and they sell it at Wal-mart), or doctors (millions of Americans are hooked on prescription drugs, and you can get the drugs at Wal-mart) or banks making people slaves with excessive debts (there are shady lenders at Wal-mart too!), or any of the countless other ways poor people are fucked over in America. Rich people do drugs and go to "rehab". Poor people do drugs and go to prison.

      You'd rather that Wal-Mart sold heroin?

      Yes, they already sell everything else. At least then addicts could get access to unadulterated drugs.

      Have you ever met someone with their teeth rotting right out of their meth-cooked skull?

      Yes, an number of them. Meth is what people do when they don't have access to cocaine. Bring down the wholesale price of cocaine and meth will become far less common in the market.

      What is it that encourages you to gloss over the people that see

    11. Re:control by rtechie · · Score: 1

      I mean, since I've completely fabricated the entire notion of Sharia law showing up as an actual consideration in German court proceedings And Creationism or Christian thinking would NEVER show up in American or German courts, right? No sane religious person would ever want his religious values reflected in the law and courts, would they? You Christians are just whiners. Sorry of there's another pile of bullshit out there to compete with YOUR pile of bullshit.

      I'm obviously mistaken about there being an entire culture that would want you to consider your wife or daughter as property, You are mistaken, in that I'm not aware of such a culture existing anymore. Islam, at no point in the history of the religion, has treated wives and daughters as property. Yes, Muslims kept slaves. And Muslims even married slaves (one of the caliphs famously married a European slave) but they were freed when married. Christians did exactly the same things. St Paul himself endorsed slavery. The Catholic Church officially endorsed slavery right into the 20th century and you can find individual Christians that still advocate it today.

  31. Sounds like someone doesn't know things... by Grimfaire · · Score: 2

    This guy who is a suppossed specialist in computer crime apparently never spent time being a security admin for a network. You know, those guys who spend all day making sure servers and workstations are patched, passwords follow policies, exploits are kept track of, logs analyzed, IDS/IPS systems are up, running and monitored. Who go to sleep at night worrying where the next one is coming from?

    He doesn't see large outbreaks as often as before because of people like that. They stay on top of all these things. Take the ani cursor exploit recently in the Windows OS... it was used in a targeted attack against a few locations and some more rare broad attacks. If it has been more widely used or the patch had not come out as quickly as did; more harm would have been done.

    As time goes on and more and more data is kept with identifying information; the loss expenctencies get greater not less.

    1. Re:Sounds like someone doesn't know things... by Workaphobia · · Score: 1

      > "This guy who is a suppossed specialist in computer crime apparently never spent time being a security admin for a network."

      That became evident to me when I read this sentence:

      "In stark contrast, experts in the field of computer crime and computer security are seemingly uninterested in probabilities. Computer experts rarely assess a risk of online harm as anything but, "significant," and they almost never compare different categories of harm for relative risk."

      Which flies in the face of everything I learned from Secrets and Lies by Schneier. Security is nothing without considering multiple attack vectors and deciding which ones warrent additional protection.

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      Evidently, the key to understanding recursion is to begin by understanding recursion. The rest is easy.
    2. Re:Sounds like someone doesn't know things... by Grimfaire · · Score: 1

      Yep; when studying for my CISSP you have to learn that or you fail. Assessment of risk and threats is the main idea behind a business impact analysis.

  32. Legally right, technically wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the article is right in a legal sense and certainly wrong in a technical sense.

              Part one is very general. No comment.
              Nearly all of part two is spot on -- goverment officials seem to see civil rights as an iconvenience they should find away around. And they are using computer crime as another excuse to do it. He's quite right about this. As a bad analogy, it's like taking care of rampant prostitution in an area.. well.. the way it should be done is to put out some undercover guys to round up the hos and then possibly put out fake hos to catch some johns. Doing it the way these guys want to is like saying "screw it, lets just warrantlessly search every building in the city in case there's some prostitution going on in there." It'd probably catch a few more, but it violates everyone's rights.

              Part two was spot on. Part three, not so much. Pervasive secrecy and self-interest sections, he's quite wrong. Sure, it's unlikely my box will be cracked BY a superhacker (I use Linux all the time and will not overload superuser..) However, the superhacker will just write up a nice easy vulnerability scanner and rootkit installer easy enough for anyone to use. So, my insecure box will be cracked next week by some rube with a rootkit instead of this week by the superhacker. Whoopdy-shit, that's MUCH better.
              I do agree with section 2 "Everyone is an expert" though. I mean, some officials even used to regard Jack Thompson as a game authority! I've seen similar things for security -- some guy who obviously doesn't know what an IP address or firewall is is telling Congress or the like about how it's impossible to ever track a hacker and more laws are needed (how would these new laws make an "impossible" task possible? And what kind of crap expert doesn't have his machines keep logs to start tracking intruders down? The "expert" never says.)
              I don't know about section 4 "The Need for Interdisciplinary Work" -- I have never dealt with criminologists. Would criminal profiles and the like help catch a guy? I don't know. I guess it couldn't hurt.

  33. Mel by Mikkeles · · Score: 1

    'There are no super hackers out there.'

    In refutation, I give you the story of Mel.

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    Great minds think alike; fools seldom differ.
    1. Re:Mel by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

      Cool link, thanks!

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      Linux, you magnificent bastard, I read the fucking manual!
  34. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's true that there's a weakness in almost any system, but most often that weakness is the humans involved. Unless it's DRM, the article's most flawed example, in which case it's provably insecure. You cannot give some one access and simultaneously deny it to them. "Trying to make bits uncopyable is like trying to make water not wet," as Bruce Schneier said.

    In an unrelated note, please don't turn movie quotes into religious flamewars. It's somewhere between trolling and karma whoring.

  35. Like the Super Terrorist? by Goblez · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately a lot of laws and rules are created and govern the masses based on the few.

    And not just at the inconvenience of the few, but rather of the many. Does it make sense? Only if you think that by forcing everyone to do less you can restrain the ones that don't care about the rules.

    Oh wait, that doesn't really make sense either . . . well so much for thinking about it, let's just blindly follow . . . Patriot Act FTW!

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    - Kal`Goblez
  36. At root, the article attempts to pervert English by dbIII · · Score: 2, Informative
    The guy is aware that the word superuser already has a meaning but wants to invent a new meaning for it. I've seen this behavior a few times with other words being redefined by other people to cause confusion. Is this sort of stupidity common in US Universities now?

    The last thing we wnat is this term misused in a law somewhere or even in popular usuage. Some poor sod getting dragged off by security after being heard uttering what will be the suspiciuous words "I'll have to get superuser access" is some stupidity we can live without.

    Other than that there are good points - he's talking about the mythical "cyberterrorist" (also a bad word due to distinct lack of angry robots with bombs - but at least it doesn't already have a meaning).

  37. Following in Brian Hayes footsteps by Lockejaw · · Score: 1

    (What the world needs (I think) is not (a Lisp (with fewer parentheses)) but (an English (with more.))))

    So it should actually be...
    ((Girls (on the plus side), you) can ((walk all over them) and (get anything you want.)))
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    (IANAL)
    1. Re:Following in Brian Hayes footsteps by orangesquid · · Score: 1

      (add-to-class 'knowns
        (there-exists :singular 'problem
          (such-that
            (belongs-to-class problem 'problems)
            (delay-eval
              '(or
                (belongs-to-class problem 'linguistic)
                (belongs-to-class problem 'social)))
            (has-item-with-properties 'parentheses
              (there-exists :singular 'situation
                (such-that
                  (belongs-to-class situation 'negative)
                  (has-property 'pronunciation)
                  (has-property 'communication)))))))

      [In other words...]
      There's a social/linguistic problem of pronouncing and communicating the parentheses, though.

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      --TheOrangeSquid Is it any wonder things seem so awry? We swim in a sea of confusion and don't have to think to survive
  38. This article is dumb by MattW · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The first mistake is to think that anything mentioned even requires you to be a "superhacker". Identity theft is trivial. Stand on a street corner and say you're registering people for a contest, and put name, address, social security number on the form, and 90% of people who stop to fill it out will just put their SSN down. Stealing "software" and "media" hardly makes you a superhacker; hundreds of thousands of people do it every day, 99% have probably never even compiled a program. Virus writing isn't difficult either; it's finding the hole to exploit in the first place that CAN be difficult. But given an exploit, turning it into a virus isn't that tough.

    Even when we take it up a notch and look at actually dangerous attackers, like people using widespread vulnerabilities to deploy custom rootkits, we're not talking about superhackers.

    Then there's a class of people who, if they are inclined to be lawbreaking and antisocial, are superdangerous. Take a look at someone like Michal Zalewski, who's been pumping out advisories, proof of concepts, and gems like a hobby OS for...well, a long time. Can you imagine him in the wild as a black hat? Ugh, scary.

    Then there's real superhackers. One former coworker built a railgun for fun, cracked DES (key recovery in 24 hours on a p3, given certain fairly common preconditions), cracked the remote management on a major commercial firewall (because we lost the password, and it was easier than going offsite for password recovery), then founded a security company, got rich when they got bought out, and moved onto toy around with things for nasa and the DoD. So, if someone like somehow finds their way onto - and stays on - a black hat path, well, the mere fact that securing something is harder than cracking it means he will always find a way in, if he wants to badly enough. I think they'd have to be unbalanced to stay black hat, since that sort of talent will either get them illegitimately rich enough that they'll avoid danger, or get them legitimately rich enough that they'll give up black hat activities to go legit.

    But identity theft? Please. Peanuts. They're more likely to use large scale espionage to find some valuable nugget; perhaps upcoming M&A activites. Then they sell this info to a third party with plausible deniability and a lot of cash - say, George Soros (not that I'm saying he'd buy, but for example) - and let them profit massively off it and take a kickback. Just one significant score like that should be worth 7-8 figures. That's just one example out of a hundred scenarios where a true uberhacker could illegitimately profit. And they'd almost certainly only do it once, if money was their motivation.

    1. Re:This article is dumb by qazsedcft · · Score: 1

      Then there's real superhackers. One former coworker built a railgun for fun, cracked DES (key recovery in 24 hours on a p3, given certain fairly common preconditions), cracked the remote management on a major commercial firewall (because we lost the password, and it was easier than going offsite for password recovery), then founded a security company, got rich when they got bought out, and moved onto toy around with things for nasa and the DoD. So, if someone like somehow finds their way onto - and stays on - a black hat path, well, the mere fact that securing something is harder than cracking it means he will always find a way in, if he wants to badly enough. I think they'd have to be unbalanced to stay black hat, since that sort of talent will either get them illegitimately rich enough that they'll avoid danger, or get them legitimately rich enough that they'll give up black hat activities to go legit.

      But it should make you feel uneasy that someone like that may also work for the NSA or the FBI on some not-so-legitimate project. Heck, it's almost certain that the NSA and FBI employ such people, even only to have the expertise to make counter-measures.

  39. uberhacker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    [comment deleted by superhacker]

  40. Re:At root, the article attempts to pervert Englis by SL+Baur · · Score: 1
    Yeah. First they stole "hacker", now they're trying to steal "superuser" from us too? Enough already!

    Too much attention is paid to the powerful user, or the Superuser as I call him. (UNIX geeks, I'm aware I'm overloading the term.) English pervert or moron.
  41. omnipotent technical skills by nurb432 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "There is no need for a hacker to obtain near omnipotent technical skills"

    Who says that just beacuse you are at that level you are somehow magically honest? Often times its the thrill of cheating the system that appeals to the upper % of the food chain in the first place.

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    ---- Booth was a patriot ----
    1. Re:omnipotent technical skills by hey! · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's not that you're magically honest. It's that you have more opportunities than the mediocre, opportunities that are more interesting, equally or more rewarding, and don't involve the risk of going to jail.

      I'm not saying there aren't technically very strong black hats, but they hardly represent the peak of technical skills.

      Can you imagine a Ron Rivest wasting his time devising rootkits? Or Bruce Shneier? That's journeyman work. Yes, it takes some skill, and patience, but is hardly a suitable field for exercising genius. Or developing genius.

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      Post may contain irony: discontinue use if experiencing mood swings, nausea or elevated blood pressure.
    2. Re:omnipotent technical skills by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      Oh, but i disagree totally.

      Crime attracts the highest of genius for the sheer challenge.. ( and the scum for easy money, but that isnt what we are talking about here )

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    3. Re:omnipotent technical skills by timster · · Score: 1

      Crime attracts the highest of genius in the movies. In real life, I can point you to any number of geniuses who took on far greater challenges than any crime... whereas it's rare that a crime is even interesting to read about, let alone a work of genius.

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      I have seen the future, and it is inconvenient.
    4. Re:omnipotent technical skills by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      Or, as more than one cop has explained it to me: "Most criminals are stupid."

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    5. Re:omnipotent technical skills by wakingrufus · · Score: 1

      of course he says that. Because the only ones he sees are the ones stupid enough to get caught. that aside, he is probably correct.

    6. Re:omnipotent technical skills by Danse · · Score: 1

      Or, as more than one cop has explained it to me: "Most criminals are stupid."

      Now ask him how many unsolved cases his department has. Not all criminals are stupid. The stupid ones just get caught.
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      It's not enough to bash in heads, you've got to bash in minds. - Captain Hammer
  42. I spent my first 9 years in a communist "republic" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You really have no idea what communism means... Good thing you never had to... Brainwashing on a grand scale... Talks about the evil capitalists (or facists, those days it didn't matter, and that was in the late 80s (!)) that kill children, heartbreaking stories in first-graders' books... Anyway, I'm in the US now, and there's no brainwashing here, I feel so free! It's sooo different here!

  43. A Million Monkeys. by Kaenneth · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If a million monkeys could eventually happen to write Hamlet, a million typical users could eventually crack important network security. ...redacted document files retaining undo information, poor password choices, nigerian scams...

    the more difficult a security system is to use, the greater the chance it won't be used.

    employees will write client information and passwords on paper, allow others to use use their accounts, or hit 'yes' to every prompt.

  44. So very wrong by lostboy2 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I read the abstract of his paper, read the beginning of TFA and skimmed as much of the rest as I could stand and I have to say this guy is so wrong it feels like my head and heart are going to explode. There's no way I can do justice to how wrong he is, and this is going to devolve into flamebait, so I'll just pick a few points:

    For example, law enforcement officials talk about the spread of zombie "botnets" to support broader computer crime laws.
    Yes, governments and law enforcement agencies use fear tactics to support broader crime laws and curtail civil liberties. Guess what, that's not the doing of IT professionals and computer security experts. Governments and law enforcement agencies have been doing that long before there were computers.

    We know that the Superuser's power is often exaggerated for three reasons:
    First, some statements of Superuser harm are so hyperbolic as to be self-disproving
    So, because some people exaggerate the problem, there is no problem?

    Second, experience suggests that some online crimes are committed by ordinary users much more often than by Superusers.
    Emphasis mine. So, again, does that mean we shouldn't be concerned about people who DO have the skills to do serious damage? What was that about the ASUSTek website being hacked? Was that done by an "ordinary user"? And you're saying that Bob from Accounting is responsible for all of those 0-day exploits? Great, I'll go bash him right now.

    The third way to dispel the Myth is through studies and statistics. As one very recent example, Phil Howard and Kris Erickson of the University of Washington released a study which found that sixty percent of reported incidents of the loss of personal records involved organizational mismanagement, while only thirty-one percent involved hackers.
    Ah, so 31% is negligible. By that reasoning, I don't have to pay any taxes this year. Plus, that's only one study about reported incidents. How many people reported when their PCs were infested with a virus or trojan? Who would you even report that to?

    I've seen new Windows XP computers plugged into a network get pwned before you could finish going through the Windows setup wizard. The reason stuff like this doesn't result in "loss of personal records" is because IT professionals and security experts put in a s**tload of effort to make sure it doesn't. But IT professionals and security experts can't prevent a PHB from putting sensitive info onto a laptop and then taking it home only to have it stolen.

    There has never been a death reported from an attack on a computer network or system.
    Yeah, well, I work in a hospital. Every time there's a large-scale problem with the network or enterprise system, it seriously affects the staff's ability to perform their duties. That translates to worse care for the patients. So, do you want your hospital to be running smoothly or not? Do we have to wait until someone IS killed to take security seriously?

    In stark contrast, experts in the field of computer crime and computer security are seemingly uninterested in probabilities.
    The problem is that so-called computer experts tend to have neither the training nor inclination to approach problems statistically and empirically
    Buddy, I'll take Bruce Shneier's assessment of security over yours any day.

  45. Ohm's Law. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ohm's Law.

  46. The math of puns by Gazzonyx · · Score: 1

    Funny. Here on slashdot a pun is +1.
    In social situations in the real world (check it out some time, great resolution and killer refresh rates!) my experience tells me puns are -1 and -2 if they're geeky puns!

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    If I mod you up, it doesn't necessarily mean I agree with what you've said, sorry.

    1. Re:The math of puns by icedcool · · Score: 1

      You must not get out much. Da-bump psch.

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    2. Re:The math of puns by Gazzonyx · · Score: 1

      You must not get out much. Da-bump psch.

      That's a safe assumption; this is slashdot.

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      If I mod you up, it doesn't necessarily mean I agree with what you've said, sorry.

    3. Re:The math of puns by Thomas+Shaddack · · Score: 1

      Maybe he goes out with the wrong people.

  47. Odds you will be a victim of by king-manic · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Hackers

    Ever had your credit rating trashed by someone who lifted your financial info through a crack of a third party system? Many thousands of people have.


    Odds 1:10,000
    worse is you bank with retarded banks.

    terrorists

    Are you alive? Many thousands of people are not. Another couple dozen just died in Algiers today, killed by the local franchise operators of the same group that has attacked embassies, a US naval vessel, the WTC, the Pentagon, bars, nightclubs, hundreds of markets and restaurants, etc. This month, they are on a new campaign to ambush and kill anyone who reports to work in rural Afghanistan to teach young women how to read. It's super duper, though, that you don't find the people in London, or Madrid, or Detroit that preach the warm-up act for the same crap to be any concern at all. That's comforting!


    odds 1:1,000,000
    worse if your brown and live in a poor nation

    drug dealers

    You cite drug dealers, and then complain about "control?" These bastards deliberately seek to make behavioral slaves of generations of their neighbors, and think nothing of the resulting waste of lives and all of the accompanying damage. You'd rather that Wal-Mart sold heroin? Have you ever met someone with their teeth rotting right out of their meth-cooked skull? What is it that encourages you to gloss over the people that seek to make money peddling meth to school kids, or pretend they don't exist?


    1:2
    But the majority are pot pushers who sell to your kids. Your kids use it like you used to use beer... or pot/lsd. The potential harm for most people is minor.

    child molesters

    Ever met someone who had their youth stolen by someone like that? Let's find you a few thousand of them, and then you can address them, explaining how the people who did it to them don't exist, or aren't really a problem, and should be allowed to keep doing it. I'm sure you'll be persuasive.


    1:100,000
    Although these sick bastards affect everyone around their victims, they aren't that numerous. Many people still lead okay lives afterwards with some issues about security and sex. It's not a very homogenous group either.

    communists

    Well, you've got me there. They only killed a few hundred million people in the last century, so that's not so bad.


    0:1
    Communism is an idea. What killed most of the people your refering to is mob justice, fear, racial hatred, green, xenophobia, and poor management. Communism is general is a useless idea that was never fully implemented by anyone, could never be so, and used liek religion to clobber people.

    --
    "There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy."
    1. Re:Odds you will be a victim of by mrcaseyj · · Score: 1
      I'm not saying the government doesn't take advantage of scare tactics but I think your odds are a little off.


      Hackers
      Odds 1:10,000

      Hacking has exploded along with the explosion of the internet. Virtually every computer user I know has been affected by viruses and trojans and such. Furthermore the costs of hacking are paid primarily by customers. Even if they didn't hack my account I still pay. Also, many hacks are covered up by the company that was the victim in order to avoid embarrassment.


      terrorists
      odds 1:1,000,000

      After the first World Trade Center bombing people were still thinking like you. But after 911 most people realized what you still haven't: The threat is real and it can get MUCH WORSE. One suitcase can drastically change those one-in-a-million odds. The probability of being the victim of a terrorist in the future isn't calculated by dividing the number of victims in the past by the population.


      drug dealers
      1:2
      "The potential harm for most people is minor."

      "Most" people sure, but that leaves a lot of room for misery and death in the other 49% or 10% or whatever percent of the population.


      child molesters
      1:100,000

      Wikipedia refers to studies estimating molestation rates starting at 3%


      communists
      0:1
      "Communism is an idea."

      The danger of communism is that it's an idea that can be used to trick poor people into supporting the rise of a crooked totalitarian government. The tempting nature of the idea itself IS responsible for millions of deaths and much ongoing misery.
    2. Re:Odds you will be a victim of by Splab · · Score: 1

      terrorists

      odds 1:1,000,000
       

      After the first World Trade Center bombing people were still thinking like you. But after 911 most people realized what you still haven't: The threat is real and it can get MUCH WORSE. One suitcase can drastically change those one-in-a-million odds. The probability of being the victim of a terrorist in the future isn't calculated by dividing the number of victims in the past by the population.

      Go live in a fucking bunker and let the rest of us live a normal life! I am so sick and tired of people talking about the terrorist threat, so many more get killed in traffic each day than terrorists attacks each year (in western countries).
    3. Re:Odds you will be a victim of by mrcaseyj · · Score: 1
      >...so many more get killed in traffic each day than terrorists attacks each year (in western countries).

      You missed the main point. It's not about how many have been killed in terrorists attacks each year, it's about how many will be killed. Without heightened security the terrorists might bring in nukes or make successful biological or chemical attacks. Then traffic accidents might pale in comparison.

    4. Re:Odds you will be a victim of by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Without heightened security the terrorists might bring in nukes or make successful biological or chemical attacks. Then traffic accidents might pale in comparison."

      "Heightened security?" The saying "give me liberty or give me death" is not so much a wish as a statement of fact, as in a society without freedom you (or rather I) will get killed by the government for not conforming with your totalitarian ideals.

      Also, the dangers of weapons of mass destruction is overhyped. The bombardement of Tokyo with conventional weapons killed more people than the nukes on Hiroshima and Nagasaki together. The Spanish Flu and the Bubonic Plague each (or added together? I don't remember, look it up yourself) killed more people than all intentional biologic warfare in history together. All chemical warfare killed less people than died due to industrial accidents or negligience with chemical materials - of course, this excludes Hitlers gas chambers, as that wasn't terror in the way it is understood today, but government terror, which was caused by the people happily giving up their liberties in the Patriot Act... eh, I meant Enabling Act.

      And yes, even if terrorists got their hands on weapons of mass destruction, every year there die more people of car accidents alone than a terrorist strike could kill.

    5. Re:Odds you will be a victim of by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      And yes, even if terrorists got their hands on weapons of mass destruction, every year there die more people of car accidents alone than a terrorist strike could kill.

      And what's your point? That we should, therefore, give out drivers licenses to illegal aliens? That we should not care if someone ships cash from the US out to entities in the middle east that specifically SAY they'll be using it to train and fund operators that will be looking to damage the very country from which the cash was raised? Are you saying that since car accidents do indeed claim a lot of lives, that we shouldn't worry about someone floating a barge full of explosives up next to a super tanker full of LNG near a vital port? That it's not worth spending money to be able to track guys like KSM (who had several more of his 9/11-style projects in mind, and the people and cash needed to carry them out), and apprehend him, as we did? Really: just because a bad driver can, and always will, cause a fatal car accident every few minutes, you'd tell someone who had her face cooked off in the Pentagon that, really, she's not all that statistically meaningful? Or that a bar full of Australian tourists in Bali, roasted alive through someone's deliberate political act, really didn't amount to much? Can't you get your head around malice vs. accident?

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    6. Re:Odds you will be a victim of by king-manic · · Score: 1

      Hackers
      Odds 1:10,000


      Hacking has exploded along with the explosion of the internet. Virtually every computer user I know has been affected by viruses and trojans and such. Furthermore the costs of hacking are paid primarily by customers. Even if they didn't hack my account I still pay. Also, many hacks are covered up by the company that was the victim in order to avoid embarrassment. terrorists
      odds 1:1,000,000


      After the first World Trade Center bombing people were still thinking like you. But after 911 most people realized what you still haven't: The threat is real and it can get MUCH WORSE. One suitcase can drastically change those one-in-a-million odds. The probability of being the victim of a terrorist in the future isn't calculated by dividing the number of victims in the past by the population. this is a very weak arguement. Your saying it's not the total victims that matter but instead the posibility fo a few people to kill many. What you fail to realize is that causing large scale destruction is hard. The avenue to do so are often tracable and the organization needed to do so without detection is very hard. Since 911 the number of domestic terrorist incidents is about the same as before 911. Your basing your arguement on an emotional plea that it will be much worse. There is no factual basis. Countries like Isreal face constant terrorist attacks but even there the odds you will be a victim are low. Terrorism is a matter of PR. Both how the current american admin uses it and the actual effects and intentions of the act. The "terrorist" wishes to draw attention to his cause, the "powers that be" wish to draw attention away from their short comings. The stats of world wide terrorism has not gone up. They are the same as before when adjusted for the greater population. You have no basis for your arguement.

      drug dealers
      1:2
      "The potential harm for most people is minor."


      "Most" people sure, but that leaves a lot of room for misery and death in the other 49% or 10% or whatever percent of the population. The number of people with serious drug problems is not 49%, according to some stats it's ~3.3% of the US.

      child molesters
      1:100,000


      Wikipedia refers to studies estimating molestation rates starting at 3% According to the department of justice roughly 2.7% of the US populace has ever gone to jail for anything(5.6 mil adults as of 2001). Assuming that the percentage didn't dramatically rise in the last 5 years it means 3% occurance of child molesters seems a bit high. Perhaps child molesters aren't arrested often but if the incident was gatitous enough to caus emental harm it should also result in jail time.

      communists
      0:1
      "Communism is an idea."


      The danger of communism is that it's an idea that can be used to trick poor people into supporting the rise of a crooked totalitarian government. The tempting nature of the idea itself IS responsible for millions of deaths and much ongoing misery. The correlation between massacres, genocide, and totalitarianism is high. The correlation between "communism" and massacres and genocide is mixed. Most nations have an incidence of genocide or massacre in their history. Republics, dictatorships, monarchies, theocracies, communist, capatalist, anarchy, facist, etcc all have a pretty regular rate of atrocities. The only common factor is people. It's not any particular ideology. It seems it's exstremists of any ideology that cause the most problems so the idea that communism is any different then facism or religion or sectarianism or ethnicity or nationalism is a logical fallacy. Any thing that divides people into two or more groups can compel them to kill eahc other.
      --
      "There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy."
    7. Re:Odds you will be a victim of by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I feel quite trolled and thus very pissed at your ignorance, because you read something into my words you want to see there and consider no other possibility so you don't need to face the possibility that your support of a totalitarian system isn't justified. But anyway:

      "And what's your point?"

      The US is expending billions on a war it cannot win because it is a war on a concept (read 1984 for the only use of such wars), causing only more hatred and deaths. If they expended only a fraction of that on making cars safer or, even better, promoting alternative transport mechanisms such as bus or train, many lifes could be saved.

      Secondly, no one (except you) claims that one cannot do more than one thing at a time. It isn't either preventing car accidents or terrorism, one can do both. But the money for fighting terrorism is mostly allocated to "feel good measures" like full body cavity searches at the airport, illegal wiretaps on random citizens and similar. Thus, that money doesn't save lifes, which it could if it were reallocated. Even worse, this "fight against terrorism" does not only not protect from terrorism by islamic terrorists, but it enables government terrorism, which is by far the worst kind of terrorism because you can't possibly escape it.

      "Can't you get your head around malice vs. accident?"

      Whether it is malice or accident, in the end someone is dead. But yes, I see the difference: It is easier to prevent accidents than to prevent malicious acts, because for the latter you need to implement some kind of thought control or, failing that, imprison anyone. Prevention of car accidents, on the other hand, don't need that severe incursions into our liberties. Of course, what is considered a severe limitation of freedom is subjective, and you seem to be one of those who think that seat belt laws are too infringing on your right to kill yourself by flying through the windshield, while you happily consent to being ass probed at the airport because you think it makes you more secure.

      However, I don't really know why I answer you at all as you obviously only read that one line you cited, reading into it things which you pulled out of your ass instead of out of my words:

      "... you'd tell someone who had her face cooked off in the Pentagon that, really, she's not all that statistically meaningful?"

      Which, of course, only happened because the US didn't start enough wars in other countries to keep the terrorists too busy there as to think of coming over into the US? Pouring more money into "anti terrorism" doesn't solve anything when the government is willfully ignorant of the threat, either because they are stupid or they want a justification for their war - which one it is doesn't matter in the same way as it doesn't matter whether the Reichstag was burned by the Communists or by the Nazis, they got their Patriot Acts in any case.

    8. Re:Odds you will be a victim of by king-manic · · Score: 1

      apologies for the bad formating of the terrorism response. should have previewed but lacked the time. I'm at work.

      --
      "There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy."
    9. Re:Odds you will be a victim of by mrcaseyj · · Score: 1
      >even if terrorists got their hands on weapons of mass destruction, every year there die more people of car accidents alone than a terrorist strike could kill.

      Last I heard there were about 40,000 deaths in car accidents each year in the US. A single nuke in a dense group of skyscrapers could kill millions. That's decades of car accidents. Also it's not as if the number of deaths in car accidents is trivial. Riding in a car is dangerous. Even if terrorists just matched the number of car accidents, that would be a big deal. And if they can get one nuke they might well get several. There's also the devastation to the economy caused by us having to abandon the cities and spread out our population. And if the American economy is devastated it will hurt the rest of the world as well and result in numerous deaths as a result of worsening worldwide poverty.

      None of this justifies the government taking excessive surveillance or police powers. Too much government power could be far more dangerous than any terrorists.

    10. Re:Odds you will be a victim of by pcgabe · · Score: 1

      What killed most of the people your refering to is mob justice, fear, racial hatred, green, xenophobia, and poor management.

      Wait, what? Green kills people? The color? Holy crap! I use green all the time! I was just painting a picture of a field, and it has tons of green on it! I was going to show that to my kids! What did I almost do?

      OH NO! I just realized something, I'm red-green colorblind! If green targets me next, I won't even see it coming!
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      Don't put advice in your sig.
    11. Re:Odds you will be a victim of by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can you paint a picture with "tons of green on it!" is your red-green colorblind? You can't even see what grass looks like. Dumbass.

    12. Re:Odds you will be a victim of by pcgabe · · Score: 1

      How can you paint a picture with "tons of green on it!" is your red-green colorblind?

      Because I'm colorblind, not retarded.
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      Don't put advice in your sig.
  48. The Article Is Junk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have to join the other posters here in saying the author is full of it.

    Any hacker who gains unauthorized access to a system has won. Even if there is no security in place on the system, they still beat it and compromised it and that needs to be protected against.

    I suppose he never heard about the data loss at TJX where 45 million credit cards were compromised. And I suppose he doesn't know about the sales of social security information for $6 a name. Or information mining and keystroke logging, or the botnets he claims are not significant threats.

    Computer crime is big and if he would bother keeping up with SANS newsletters, he might understand that.

    It isn't just "hackers". There is now a criminal element and anyone who doesn't do everything they can to protect themselves is inviting identity theft, data theft, exploits, bots, loggers, leapfrogging from system to system, resource hijacking, whatever. I cannot imagine any credible computer security person saying that there is little need to protect against intruders.

    The article is amazing in it's stupidity.

  49. The real "super hacker" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are a few security gurus around the world who have their own unreleased network-stack exploits for many an operating system. They These people are hired by governments and criminals to do specific, nasty things. Most I imagine would not be interested in controlling the world, because that means you'll get thrown in jail. The "superhacker" exists - he just doesn't need to take the risk of being a superhacker.

  50. Connection reset by Peer (Günt) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know of one superhacker: Peer Günt. He goes around resetting peoples connections on the internet sometimes. He's some finnish dude in a band. He's so good he's totally beyond the law. He's been harrassing me for years now and the police even refuse to arrest him or talk about him.

  51. Movies as a source of much computer mythology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    See:

    http://theprogrammingblog.com/jokes/things-compute rs-can-do-in-movies/

    ROFL

  52. lol! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    lol!

  53. if you dont have much concern for security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The tricks of the trade are beyond your comprehension. Read the following articles* and decide for yourself how much you know. You should be very concerned. There are two possible reasons why your network hasn't been cracked yet.

    One: all your base stay turned off 24/7.
    Two: Your network security people have managed to stay one step ahead of the crack.

    [*]
    http://rootprompt.org/article.php3?article=403
    http://www.securityfocus.com/news/11392

  54. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  55. The real reason by AdebisiTheGamer · · Score: 1

    The real reason people want to beleive in super hackers is this. When they get a virus, they would rather say to the world "Some hacker gave me a virus" instead of saying "Im an idiot who doesn't keep his antivirus up to date". I constantly hear how "Someone hacked me", and whenever I query further it turns out it was actually their surfing of porn and get rich quick sites with no antispyware, anti-adware installed, and them thinking because they bought Norton's they can download and install any program or web app they are prompted to, with impunity. I have no doubt there are super hackers out there, but I also have no doubt they do not waste their time on your family or small business PC. Even in cases where someone was actually hacked, it always turns out to be script kiddies with really no real knowledge beyond being able to do port scans and install simple software any idiot could use. They always turn out to be pretty easy to trace back and report. I do not think I have ever come across a real super hacker in my 12 years of fixing PC's.

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    Adebisi
  56. Re:FR0STY P1SS by lostguru · · Score: 1

    yum install delicious

    or apt-get install delicious

    perhaps emerge delicious?

    --
    Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me."
    98% of America's teens drink alcohol, smok
  57. Re:At root, the article attempts to pervert Englis by johnsmith_12345 · · Score: 1

    DAM YOU STEVEN COLBERT!

  58. Re:The real reason...agreed! by ssintercept · · Score: 1

    i have had the same experience as Adebisi...(would rather say to the world "Some hacker gave me a virus" instead of saying "Im an idiot...")...not to deny that there are some super-talented people out there but i really think that Adebisi hit it on the head. we all talk about the bogeymen but that doesn't make him so...

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    "You can kill the revolutionary, but you can't kill the revolution."-- Fred Hampton
  59. Yes by dw604 · · Score: 1

    Of course there are "superhackers"... Would you tell anyone if you found a new Windows hole? I bet there are some that very few people know about that can be used to infiltrate any Windows computer...

    1. Re:Yes by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Yes, there are.

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      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
  60. Tag this story Laughing Man by gijoel · · Score: 1

    Ghost in the shell fans will know what I mean.

  61. This user has haunted my nightmares for years... by petrus4 · · Score: 1

    (Note:- This is intended to be my own version of the Superuser myth. As the saying goes, any resemblance to real individuals living or dead is purely coincidental)

    ...he's the anarchic, uber-Marxist, IRC-dwelling 14 year old. (Usually from either Germany, Scandinavia, or the Baltic states, but American, Canadian, and New Zealander variants of the species are known to exist)

    He knows C++ and 16 bit assembler back to front, as well as how to write shellcode in pure numerics, and spends most of his time with The Matrix playing in the background on repeat (sometimes in ascii mode through xine) while coding the latest Windows virus/worm/rootkit semi-collaboratively with his fellow sociopaths, on a private IRC server, using either the BitchX or EPIC CLI clients, or in raw mode via telnet. He'll have read most of the RFCs describing the core net application protocols, and learned their structure largely from there. He will also be intimately acquainted with all editions of PHRACK, 2600, and the Cult of the Dead Cow's material. The more socially capable of the breed may have been to DefCon one year.

    When he isn't coding malware or terrorising his classmates at school with his chronic mental instability, Neo wannabeism, trenchcoat, and gun fetish, (along with a general air of "stay the fuck away from me or else") he's playing either Doom, the original Quake, or Unreal Tournament (original or 2k4) multiplayer, possibly writing mods for the latter, or training with various real-world deadly weapons (shotguns, handguns, machetes) offline. He knows about the OpenGL mods for Doom, but doesn't use them because he thinks they weaken the gameplay. A hard core atheist, Keanu Reeves, Karl Marx, and Linus Torvalds are the closest he has to gods.

    Usually having an IQ of above 150, ideologically he will also be very well versed in Marxist and Leninist philosophy, as well as having a knowledge of the construction of amateur explosives and the tactics of geurilla warfare. Unlikely to gain conventional employment later in life, if he does not enter the penal system, (usually for computer related offenses, but occasionally for minor acts of terrorism or gun-related crime) he will typically be employed by the intelligence community. (But on a sub-contract basis only; governments tend to feel a need to keep their involvement with this type completely deniable)

    Either custom, Debian, or Slackware Linux is his operating system of choice, with either Enlightenment or Blackbox as window manager and vi as editor, although for the truly hard core, window managers are usually only installed to enable easy access to multiple terminal windows. He'll have back doors installed in a large number of machines connected to the residential DSL nets of multiple ISPs, and will actively compete with others of his kind for access to and use of these machines. He is able to command grids of thousands of such machines for either network compiling or large scale network denial of service attacks, and can do so quickly.

    Although this type do not exist in sufficiently large numbers to pose a truly grave threat to the rest of the world, (they're well below 5% of the global population) his danger is his incapacity for empathy, his subversive politics, and his unpredictability. He is to the Internet as a shark is to the ocean; the net is his natural environment, and he is always waiting, lurking, somewhere in the shadows...

    Damn kid. They're all alike. ;)

  62. needed to be said by martin_henry · · Score: 1

    I, for one, welcome our new Superuser overlord.

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  63. Re:"Sir, please enter your password" by Thomas+Shaddack · · Score: 1
    It's not like you can rethink the policies aimed at that issue later, after a dirty bomb full of cesium (or whatever's handy) has made 50 square city blocks in LA or Chicago unusuable for 20 years.

    Boo hoo radiological dispersion devices boo hoo I fear. (Not.)

    Movie-plot fearmongering. Specifically this is a non-issue; even if such device goes off, there will be little health damage, lots of shock (which is the goal), and some messup of local real estate market. Not enough for me to really worry. Do you know how many lives the hamburger stand on your corner can claim over the years? As long as the risk of being run over a car or getting a heart attack is significantly higher than the overly medialized but essentially unimportant terrorist-related mishaps, don't count with my support. Ever heard about moral panics?

    If me or some of my loved ones die because of there weren't money for health care because it was wasted on "security", I will get mightily pissed.

    Threat? What threat? 90% of weapons attempted to be smuggled to the airplanes get through. Count the number of real airplane incidents since S11 (five, including S11 itself, which was a statistical anomaly). Divide by number of the flights that you don't hear about because they are uneventful. To stay within the topic of airplanes, as a bonus assignment you may like to calculate the number of people who died after long-haul flights because of less newsworthy but still aircraft-related causes like eg. deep vein thrombosis.

    Sir, people like *you*, the pushers of culture of fear together with its toxic fallout, are what I am truly afraid of.

  64. I blame the media by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Let's face it (and it's been said before), the average user doesn't know jack about his PC. For him, it's a huge machine with a keyboard attached and little gnomes inside that do the work.

    In comes the media machinery that tries to sell its spin. Now, how do you sell "hackers"? I guess we all know, shady guys in smoke filled rooms, sitting in front of a screen as the only (and incredibly bright) light source of the room... personally I get a headache if I tried to work like that.

    Then icons and buttons flying around and somewhere a big bright blinking "CONNECTED" or "HACKED" or some other bullcrap popping up. And why? 'cause our "ordinary" work is just that: Ordinary. How do you sell a few lines of gibberish (i.e. the output of a shell) on TV?

    The media shape our opinion about something. If you do a study about it, and start asking people what they think as a menace in the web, it's usually that picture, some guy in a smoke filled, dark room...

    But that guy simply doesn't exist. The real menace is a group of people who buy some stock trojan, spread it through the computers of some bot sheeps and use it to milk the ones that fall for it. Often they don't know jack about the technology behind it either.

    The real menace isn't the lone hacker trying to prove some attack vector and write a PoC for it. The threat is in well organized international criminal groups, but they usually don't make a good poster child for computer crime. Simply because the computer is to them what it is to most people: A tool to get their money. They don't "hack", they use bought spyware, set up some server in Whateverstan and wait for it to tell them that it's time to call their dropoff sheep 'cause enough money has accumulated in his account, and it's time to send it through Western Union (or some other money service that doesn't track).

    But filming that would not get the intended pictures. 'cause it's simply just crime, the computer plays a minor role in it.

    It's just a tool. Not the focus.

    --
    We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
  65. Mod parent up! by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Take that .ani exploit as an example. It surely took some serious sifting through the libs to dig it up, but reproducing it takes only a bit of knowledge of assembler. And with the kits popping up left and right, even that has been rendered redundant.

    And we're talking stack overflow exploits here, which are by their very nature not as easy to understand and pull off as the "usual" malware like malintentious BHOs or simple bot programs.

    --
    We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
  66. Here's actually a "good" hacker movie concept by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Social engineering. What makes it good is simply that you can actually make it realistic AND entertaining.

    If you take the "technical" side of hacking, it's boring to film. Pages and pages of source or disassembly, lines and lines of shellcode... blech. So we get flashy interfaces that make you cringe when you know what actually should be there.

    SE is a different matter. I mean, think of the ways Eddie Murphy got into various restricted locations in Beverly Hills Cop by inventing some stories and playing on people's weaknesses and sense of shame. You're "hacking people", not computers, that's something pretty much everyone in the audience can grasp. That's entertaining.

    Still, for some odd reason such movies are rare. Maybe 'cause people consider it implausible that geeks have social skills.

    --
    We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
  67. Book about the topic by Thomas+Shaddack · · Score: 1

    One of the books you may like to read is this one.

  68. But why stop there? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Multinational corporations
    Deforestation, desertification of vast areas, killing (indirectly, granted) thousands if not millions of people for personal profit.

    Tobacco Industry
    Creating millions of drug addicts with the blessing of most governments of this planet

    Media cartels
    Manipulating the public opinion in their and their lobbyists favor.

    Why aren't they ever on the list of the "we have to do this crap to prevent them from growing further" agenda?

    --
    We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
  69. Obligatory quote by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    This is not the hacker you're looking for.

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    We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
  70. Guess he never heard of PhantomD by moeinvt · · Score: 1

    http://www.wweek.com/story.php?story=5722

    Oh, I think the "super hackers(crackers)" are out there. The kid in the above story certainly acquired all the power he needed to cause some serious problems. Fortunately, his activity seems to have been motivated simply by the technical challenge of cracking into systems. Even the genuine criminals tend to be somewhat "focused" in their endeavors. I just don't think we've seen a "super hacker" or any sort of coordinated attack driven by a desire to cause as much general damage and destruction as possible.

  71. Criminal Hacker Gangs by scruffy · · Score: 1

    This blog http://redtape.msnbc.com/ claims that criminal gangs are using millions of hijacked computers for spam and denial-of-service extortion.

  72. Re:"Sir, please enter your password" by ScentCone · · Score: 1

    Sir, people like *you*, the pushers of culture of fear together with its toxic fallout, are what I am truly afraid of.

    Actually, I'm much more inclined to simply take action than to run around waiving my hands in the air over imagined or vague problems. It's completely true that the general media-born buzz surrounding ALL risks, of all flavors, is absurdly wrong (both over- and under-measuring reality, depending on the topic of the day). What are the risks of a given individual getting personally, directly killed by even a pretty good sized attack (say, a tanker car full of chlorine getting well-vaporized near a big public event... whatever)? Statistically, low, across the whole population. What is the actual impact (on the wider economy, if nothing else) of making our official position that we won't be at least trying to head off such events? What is the moral and cultural cost of saying that we equate knocking down skyscrapers full of people, for political reasons, with a bank heist?

    Deep vein thrombosis isn't a risk that is produced by someone else's malice. It's a result of sitting still for too long on the wrong-shaped chair. We can argue about whether or not the chair designer (or the airline that bought the chairs) is deliberately trying to kill their passengers, but I don't think that discussion meaningfully rises to the same level as discussing groups of people whose stated objective is broad damage to our economy and the death of infidels like you and me.

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  73. FairX by Wiseman1024 · · Score: 2, Funny

    hello im fairX the haxxor join my community of hackers if you payme enough i will give you access to a private area of haxx ;)

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    I was about to say 13256278887989457651018865901401704640, but it appears this number is private property.
  74. Just call me teh 500prrrHaXxX0r... by Elbowgeek · · Score: 1

    pH33r me

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    1. Re:Just call me teh 500prrrHaXxX0r... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hello, Dennis Eldridge.

  75. Risk by BlueParrot · · Score: 1

    Thing is, people don't understand risk, at all. This is why people worry about the acidity regulator in a soft drink ( commonly something harmless, or even healthy put under a scarey sounding codename ) when in reality the raw sugar content is likely to cause you way more harm. People are uneasy about living next to a nuclear powerplant while smoking 20 cigarettes per day. They fear their kids will be victims of paedophiles or terrorists, yet let them play next to a busy street without supervision. A friend of mine said I was stupid for paying 30 pounds per year to have my personal belongings insured, she had 300 pounds worth of clothes ( she dresses expensively) stolen from her at the airport. My dad ( who knows 3-4 programing languages ) said he was concerned about Amazon's "one click transfer" scheme, he runs Windows XP, Internet explorer and Outlook on a wireless network secured only with a weak wep key. I keep a 2048 bit PGP encrypted list of keys for my e-mail. I frequently walk home past midnight through a rather bad part of town. Very simply, people don't understand, or care, about rational risk estimates. We just act out of instinct and that is usually based on what we do. A lawyer will have a very different idea of what "risk" is than a doctor, who again has a different view of things than a polititian or a nuclear engineer. The best bit of it all is probably that there isn't any good metric for risk. The probability of a problem? The probability of damage in the event of a problem? The probability of damage in view of the probability of a problem? The estimated cost of repairing damage resulting as a result of a problem with certain probability ? The probability of personal injury or damage as a result of a problem? The cost of preventing a problem compared to the probabilistic avrage cost of not preventing it? Take a pick, they will not dictate the same type of action...