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Goatse.cx Is For Sale

fm6 writes "The domain goatse.cx is being auctioned. Bidding, at the time of posting, has reached $15K after 109 bids (with 6 days to go). Some of you will recall that this site used to be linked in a lot of Slashdot articles, despite having only a few pages. Boing Boing, with their usual creativity, has managed to depict Goatse's most commonly linked photo while still remaining within the bounds of good taste."

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  1. Advertising by MichaelSmith · · Score: 4, Funny

    You could put google adds on it but I shudder to think what it would advertise. Probably make a lot of money, though.

    1. Re:Advertising by hankwang · · Score: 4, Informative

      You could put google adds on it but I shudder to think what it would advertise

      AdSense program policies: no pornography, adult, or mature content. But of course there are plenty of other advertising companies.

    2. Re:Advertising by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 5, Funny

      They could always advertise Preparation H.

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    3. Re:Advertising by jorgevillalobos · · Score: 5, Funny

      They could always advertise Preparation H.

      I have to agree, Preparation H feels good on the whole.

    4. Re:Advertising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Probably make a lot of money, though.

      A buttload.

  2. Re:its bad enough by mushadv · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Like it or not, it's internets history. It's especially relevant to /. for the reason you stated (trolling).

  3. Re:its bad enough by Broken+scope · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Sadly goatse is part of the history of the internet.

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  4. Site seems to be down :-( by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 4, Informative

    Unfortunately, it appears the the goatse.cx site is down. Fortunately, there's a mirror available at goatse.ch and goatse.cz.

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    1. Re:Site seems to be down :-( by MichaelSmith · · Score: 5, Funny

      I bet you have been waiting years for a chance to post those links.

    2. Re:Site seems to be down :-( by Xyrus · · Score: 3, Funny

      Somewhere, a demon in the 7th circle of hell just snorted battery acid and gasoline all over his keyboard.

      ~X~

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  5. Re:its bad enough by MichaelSmith · · Score: 4, Interesting

    i thought it was all done through firehose now.

    No. If it was done that way there would be 6000 articles in the queue like on digg and it would be impossible to get anything decent posted.

  6. Unfair by Sam+H · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Anyone else finds it pretty unfair that the registrar took the domain back from its owner, then allows someone else to buy it for hundreds of dollars? Pretty close to stealing if you ask me.

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    1. Re:Unfair by Dogtanian · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Anyone else finds it pretty unfair that the registrar took the domain back from its owner, then allows someone else to buy it for hundreds of dollars? Pretty close to stealing if you ask me. If they did it once, they can do it again. Why would I want to pay out tens of thousands of dollars for a site when that could happen?

      Even if I got that money returned, I'd assume that someone willing to spend that amount of money would have spent more money on, or be receiving more income from the site which they *wouldn't* get back.
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  7. Re:its bad enough by suv4x4 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sadly goatse is part of the history of the internet.

    You'll be surprised how many people, making millions on the Internet, have no clue what it is. The people familiar in details with all the shock sites are a certain subculture, and certainly doesn't make up the history of the Internet.

  8. Re:its bad enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I wonder what that other famous site would cost.

  9. Re:Jokers appear to have hijacked the bidding by Sam+H · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wow, you needed to look at the vote pattern to infer that the $20M bidders can't possibly be serious? :-)

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  10. the ancient cult of goatse.cx by circletimessquare · · Score: 5, Informative

    i was surfing about.com's list of religious symbols awhile back and found out, much to my shock and amusement, that the goatse.cx guy is an ancient celtic god

    (link is pretty safe for work)

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    1. Re:the ancient cult of goatse.cx by MMC+Monster · · Score: 4, Funny

      Frankly, I wouldn't follow any links from this article. Last time I looked at the goatse.cx image was about 5 years ago, and it is still burned in my head. I can't go through that trauma again.

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    2. Re:the ancient cult of goatse.cx by fm6 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Dude, you need to learn the difference between a vulva and an anus. Getting them mixed up can really get you in trouble!

    3. Re:the ancient cult of goatse.cx by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...or in deep shit.

  11. Re:its bad enough by Broken+scope · · Score: 5, Funny

    That would be true if high schools didn't have computer labs. I know many who don't know the name, but it will be a cold day in hell before they will every be able to remove that particular image from their brain.

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  12. What's it worth? by Linker3000 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can't see a large opening for sites with names like this.

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    1. Re:What's it worth? by archeopterix · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I can't see a large opening for sites with names like this.
      I believe there is a wide gap between your assessment and the market value.
    2. Re:What's it worth? by TempeTerra · · Score: 4, Funny

      I can't see a large opening for sites with names like this.
      I believe there is a wide gap between your assessment and the market value.
      So in your opinion, there is a void that must filled?
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  13. teh interweb by owlnation · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is that the entrance to one of the series of tubes?

  14. The end is near... by DrYak · · Score: 4, Funny

    I bet you have been waiting years for a chance to post those links.
    ...AND to get those links deliberately modded +5 Insightful by anyone with mod points : Priceless !
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    1. Re:The end is near... by Hal_Porter · · Score: 4, Interesting

      ...AND to get those [Goatse] links deliberately modded +5 Insightful by anyone with mod points : Priceless !

      I wonder if I can get modded up for pointing out the state of the art way to post goatse to slashdot is to put the obfuscated version of the URL with in a comment with a tempting bait like this?

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  15. .cx domains are worthless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Goatse was a culturally significant internet meme and the domain was suspended (revoked) because some kook at the registrar found the content tasteless. There's plenty of content I find tasteless online, Goatse was nowhere near as offensive to me as the GWB presidency yet I'm not about to start pressuring ICANN to withdraw the domains registered by pro-bush news sites.

    Dot cx (now CIIA) set a dangerous precedent in revoking the goatse domain, content regulation via DNS is nothing more than an abuse of power. cx domains are worthless, the registry has established it will pull domains if they don't like the content. Avoid.

  16. Goatse is for sissies by bersl2 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Tubgirl is so much better than Goatse.

    And by "better", I mean "more thoroughly disgusting". The latter makes me laugh; the former turns my stomach.

    1. Re:Goatse is for sissies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Tubgirl's gross-out value was slightly ruined for me after I found out it's actually an orange juice enema she's expelling, rather than liquid poop, which is the instinctive assumption.

  17. Re:its bad enough by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 4, Insightful

    it's bad enough when someone does a first post to goatse.cx, why the heck is this making news? internet shock sites should not be posted on popular forums, it's stupid, why do we get a news article about shock sites

    Methinks thou doth protest too much. That's really your ass in the picture, isn't it?

    i always thought the /. community of moderators were a little more mature.

    That's a joke, right?

  18. Re:goatse on the cheap by masterzora · · Score: 5, Funny
    open goatse variants

    Did you really have to say "open goatse"? You're only making this worse!

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  19. Oh for the love of... by The+Bungi · · Score: 5, Funny

    So much for that deal with Satan specifying he could take me the day a post with a goatse link on Slashdot was modded +5...

  20. Re:its bad enough by mushadv · · Score: 3, Funny

    You don't sound like you're too up on your internets history, friend.

  21. Re:its bad enough by linvir · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The people familiar in details with all the shock sites are a certain subculture, and certainly doesn't make up the history of the Internet.

    As I understand it, back in the early days of the internet, the kind of enthusiasts who make up today's subculture were a significant proportion of the userbase. Just by being there, they were a target market, and helped the whole thing to grow. Just because AOL came along and reduced them to a subculture doesn't mean they aren't part of the internet's history.

    And besides, who cares about the internet's ability to concentrate even more wealth into even fewer hands? I can guarantee that in 300 years, the history teachers won't be telling their classes about how the internet was really profitable and made a select few very rich. They'll tell of how it connected the world and got us all communicating at an unprecedented level (assuming they even mention it at all).

    Sure, the signal-to-noise ratio sucks, and half the time all we're communicating is a picture of a guy stretching his ass with his hands, but at least that's more interesting than some dotcom's record quarterly report.

  22. Re:fun bidding.. by QuickFox · · Score: 3, Informative

    Yes you do. They are very serious about that. They will track you down. If you don't have the money you can expect serious trouble.

    Good luck.

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  23. No one is paying by mangu · · Score: 3, Insightful
    It has now become a contest of who is able to write the largest number. I tried bidding 9!!!!!!!!! just to see if they understand what a factorial is, but it required me to log in. I'm not going to create a fake account just for that lame joke.


    Anyhow, there's a good moral lesson here. The .cx domain registrars revoked the site name just because they didn't like its content. Now who would want to buy a domain name they can lose anytime at the registrar's whim? As in any business, there is a question of trust here, if you can't trust the registrar the domain is worthless.


    Besides, it's not as if there didn't exist plenty of sick sites out there. I don't like those, but who am I to judge? As long as it's nothing criminal, let it be...

  24. Goatse.cx is everywhere by khendron · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Those Boing Boing links are hilarious.

    I've recently noticed that the Toastmasters (safe link) logo has more than a passing resemblance.

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    1. Re:Goatse.cx is everywhere by damncrackmonkey · · Score: 5, Funny

      wow, you guys are really stretching it

  25. Re:its bad enough by GeneralAntilles · · Score: 4, Funny

    Clearly, friend, you've failed in your attempts to stretch your sphincter as wide as the goatse.cx gentleman and are lashing out at us because of it.

  26. Re:its bad enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    On one hand, it should be obvious that his link directs to some kind of shock image. On the other hand, he just posted a Tubgirl picture to Slashdot and got modded interesting. Indeed.

  27. Re:goatse on the cheap by mr_shifty · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Open Goatse" sounds like some sort of FOSS operating system, probably based on BSD.

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  28. Re:Anyone notice the seller? by Lehk228 · · Score: 4, Funny

    i hope their assholes get ripped open in the auction

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  29. And your punishment is... by mangu · · Score: 4, Funny

    Living in this house for the rest of your life on Earth. After you die, well you know...

  30. typo by fellip_nectar · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you click the 'Place Bid' button without logging in to the site you are instructed:

    "Please login to your accunt first."

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  31. TOS by tepples · · Score: 3, Informative

    Anyone else finds it pretty unfair that the registrar took the domain back from its owner, then allows someone else to buy it for hundreds of dollars? If the original buyer agreed in the TOS that the domain can be seized and resold if obscene content is posted, then it's fair.
  32. For once... by ndogg · · Score: 4, Funny

    For once, I wouldn't blame anyone for not RTFAing.

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  33. Re:No Goatse guy by UnCivil+Liberty · · Score: 3, Funny

    I've heard site maintenance is a real pain in the ass.

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  34. Re:its bad enough by Paul+Crowley · · Score: 3, Funny

    Putting off registering an account as long as possible is probably just good sense.