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Surprise Arrest For Online Scientology Critic

destinyland writes "An online critic of Scientology was confronted at a routine hearing Tuesday with surprise arrest warrants and thrown into jail. Six years as a fugitive ended in February. (After picketing a Scientology complex in 2000 over the unexplained death of a woman there, he'd been arrested for 'threatening a religion' over a Usenet joke about 'Tom Cruise Missiles.') But 64-year-old Keith Henson had been out on bail, and was even scheduled to address the European Space Agency conference on Space Elevators. He's a co-founder of the Space Colony movement, and one of the original researchers at Texas Instruments. In this interview he discusses both space-based solar energy and his war with the Scientologists — just a few days before he was arrested."

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  1. This is what happens by 42Penguins · · Score: 4, Funny

    when you mess with dark lord Xenu!
    Hail xenu!

  2. beware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    beware the tom cruise missle

    1. Re:beware by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hi, I have an arrest warrant here for an A. Coward...

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  3. Remember by Grashnak · · Score: 5, Funny

    No one expects the Scientology Inquisition!

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  4. Re:How is this appropriate for slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    It's just a fucking wanker meta bitching.

    Next time you are about to post a "Why is this news?" comment why don't you do us all a favor and hit yourself in the face with a keyboard.

  5. Scientologists by ReadbackMonkey · · Score: 4, Funny

    The more and more I read about how they push people around, the more and more I think I should join up with the winning team. These guys seem to be acquiring the kind of power the Catholic church had before the Reformation.

    The only thing stopping me is I always thought L. Ron Hubbard was a terrible writer, and I can't imagine having to read all that crap as part of my 'religion'.

    1. Re:Scientologists by durin · · Score: 2, Funny

      L. Ron Hubbard was a terrible writer, and I can't imagine having to read all that crap as part of my 'religion'

      Ever written a review of the bible? I think you should...

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  6. Tom Cruise Missiles by yamamushi · · Score: 3, Funny

    What was the joke about Tom Cruise Missiles?

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  7. Xenu Built My Hotrod by hkgroove · · Score: 5, Funny

    Thankfully, they're a bit more tame in Pittsburgh. I don't even think the people working the store are in a high enough level to understand my "Xenu Built My Hotrod" tshirt. Or on Halloween when I went as Tom Cruise covered in thetans (condoms). I just got some weird looks that day.

  8. Re:What I want to know... by Rycross · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, I'm not really sure how they can get tax-exempt status, given they're running the thing as a business.

    Watch out, looks like theres Scientology fans with mod-points today :)

  9. Re:How the hell... by arivanov · · Score: 5, Funny

    Lazarus Long as usually has the answer: One Man's Religion as Another Man's Belly Laugh

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  10. Re:How the hell... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    "I'm gonna kill you for that"

    I feel threatened by you and I'm calling the police. The governement needs to do more to keep me safe. Maybe if it knew everybody's photograph, fingerprints and RFID chip, I would feel safer. Except for me of course, since I wouldn't hurt anybody.

  11. Re:How the hell... by Vihai · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh fsck... they were DC-8s... now I have to sue myself, bastard!

  12. Re:How the hell... by uglyduckling · · Score: 3, Funny

    Do you mean:

    "I eventually found the papers on display in the cellar-"

    "that's the display department"

    "-I had to go down with a torch-" [flashlight]

    "the lights had probably gone"

    "-so had the stairs. I eventually found them on display in the bottom drawer of a locked filing cabinet, stuck in a disused lavatory, with a sign on the door saying 'beware of the leopard'".

    Is that the one?

  13. Re:How the hell... by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Funny

    The difference is that it's old. Like, stepping into a pile of dogshit makes you curse, but stepping into a pile of dinosaur shit makes you famous.

    Despite both being crap.

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  14. Re:How is this appropriate for slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    HEY,

    When you summarize it like that it sounds insane. :)

  15. Re:How the hell... by VAXcat · · Score: 2, Funny

    This misrepresentation of Scientology is unconscionable! And I will not tolerate such lies being spread about it! You should be ashamed of spreading such malicious misinformation! Everybody knows that it was DC-9's that did the interstellar flying, not 747's! The two look completely different!

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  16. Ok its decided - you americans ARE living in hell by unity100 · · Score: 4, Funny

    RIAA, MPAA, NSA, CIA, FBI, IRS, Lawyers, Rich Scientologist perverts, corrupt, sold out congressmen/senators, AT&T, Verizon and countless more.

    just reading slashdot is enough to chill one from head to toe.

  17. Re:United States of Scientology? by Beyond_GoodandEvil · · Score: 2, Funny

    Actually if my member serves me good some...
    I would hope your member serves you well, you don't want bad service from your member, for most guys it's their best friend.

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  18. I'm a Frisbiterian by phrostie · · Score: 4, Funny

    we believe when you die your soul gets thrown up on the roof and can't get down.

    it's the space aliens that do it.

  19. Re:How the hell... by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 5, Funny

    "We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart." - H. L. Mencken

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  20. Re:Operation Clambake by Sanat · · Score: 2, Funny

    Washington

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  21. Re:This guy should have been arrested by bobcat7677 · · Score: 2, Funny

    How is Tom Cruise at all "normal"?

  22. Re:How the hell... by philwx · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't stop there. I'd say that the leaders of most mainstream religions don't believe in God So then most of the problems with religion are due to Athiests. Burn!

  23. Lessons from the Church of All Worlds by MS-06FZ · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, most religions don't require you to pay to learn the religious texts. Donations and the like are "heavily encouraged" but not required. Well, the marks won't pay attention if it's free...
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  24. Re:This guy should have been arrested by Da_Weasel · · Score: 2, Funny

    I for one welcome our new...oh, never mind....

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  25. Re:How is this appropriate for slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ummm... have you watched Battlefield Earth? Every religion has a creation myth, but I know of no other religion that uses badly written Science Fiction as their basis.

  26. Re:Operation Clambake by TFGeditor · · Score: 2, Funny

    I know a guy named Vito who will get rid of any kind of body for $500.

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  27. Re:How is this appropriate for slashdot? by Stevecrox · · Score: 4, Funny

    I dunno it sounds like a really good blurb for a science fiction book, that hubbard guy should have tried his hand at fantasy.

  28. Darth Xenu? Ha! by MS-06FZ · · Score: 2, Funny

    Darth Xenu (Warrior Princess) has got nothin' on good ol' Archangel Foster. Fosterites don't need no stinkin' California Law to protect them - the "Spirit In Action League" is ready to come to town and bust some heads...

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  29. Re:Operation Clambake by rbunker · · Score: 2, Funny

    They sell special shampoo for getting rid of body thetans.

  30. Personnaly ... by PPH · · Score: 3, Funny
    Personally, I welcome our Thetan overlords.

    And their various legal minions and lackeys.

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  31. Re:How is this appropriate for slashdot? by Gilmoure · · Score: 2, Funny

    With an IBM Model-M?

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  32. Re:Old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Ohh nice. Then copyright would be extended to authors death + 2100 years.

  33. Re:How the hell... by LouisZepher · · Score: 2, Funny

    The reason Jesus never drove a VW is because his father wouldn't lend him the car because he wouldn't cut his hair...

  34. Re:What I want to know... by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 2, Funny

    Go for the Discordians. They're more fun at parties, and you get to eat hot dogs.