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Google Bans Ads For Essay-Writing Services

llamapalooza writes "Google announced that it will ban essay writing firms from advertising on their site. (The prevalence of cheating on campuses has been discussed here before.) While universities have welcomed the move, the affected firms are claiming it will 'punish legitimate businesses.' Google has specifically banned 'academic paper-writing services and the sale of pre-written essays, theses, and dissertations,' which now join other items on the banned list such as tobacco, drugs, weapons, and prostitution."

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  1. Banned list? by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    which now join other items on the banned list such as tobacco, drugs, weapons, and prostitution."

    Depends on the drug

    Anyway, who really cares who Google accepts for advertising - its what they index that really matters.

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    1. Re:Banned list? by mrmeval · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Agreed. If I want it I should be able to search for it.

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    2. Re:Banned list? by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What is the difference between not advertising certain pages and not letting Chinese search up certain pages?

      Not comparable. One still allows you to find something, the other does not.

      Google should never have gone into China, it makes do-no-evil-initiatives like this (where they refuse to accept money from certain companies considered by many to be unethical) look stupid.

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    3. Re:Banned list? by 1u3hr · · Score: 3, Informative
      Agreed. If I want it I should be able to search for it.

      You can still search, and find whatever you want. What they're doing is not seving ads for these products when you search for a related term.

    4. Re:Banned list? by Yvanhoe · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The main difference is that most people would enjoy seeing all ads censored and no pages unindexed.

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    5. Re:Banned list? by Brianech · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This isn't the same though. Ads are censored everywhere else, why should google not have the option? So you think google should serve tobacco ads that may encourage youth to smoke? There is a reason some ads are banned from tv/radio/public billboards. Like everyone is saying. They aren't censoring the web, they are merely selecting who they wish to allow to advertise with them, which is their right. This isn't about free speech or anything like that.

    6. Re:Banned list? by 1u3hr · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The main difference is that most people would enjoy seeing all ads censored and no pages unindexed.

      Actually, I think a lot of people wish those robbotically-created pages that pollute the results pages weren't indexed. Crap like all the dozens of clones of Wikipedia with added advertisements; pseudo-search pages that have no actual information, not to mention those full of popups and exploits. Sometimes it takes a dozen tries before I work out a search that actually finds the thing I want, and not a viagra or porn page with the search terms salted through it.

    7. Re:Banned list? by ChronoFish · · Score: 3, Insightful

      While I agree with your position, and that of Google's right to refuse advertising dollars, there is one little sticky point:

      Googles intermingle top placement ads with the top search results. While they are subtly different, top placement ads often times look like search results.

      But on the flip side. Who says Google must index the entire Internet? Who says they must display search results? Who says they can't filter? Sure Google is the de-facto search engine, but it's not a public utility.

      -CF

    8. Re:Banned list? by user24 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My first response to the headline was "thank god" - I post copies of my essays online, and I hate having cheat sites advertised next to my hard-written essays. Not only is (was) it insulting to students who work for their degrees, but it also cheapened my site by aligning it with those types of services.

    9. Re:Banned list? by lgw · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's odd: I don't consider tobacco, drugs, weapons, prostitution, or cheating to be "evil" (the latter is pathetic, perhaps), which forces me to think of Google as "evil" for imposing their morality through their service. Just another church that's sure what's good for me.

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  2. Distinction by gowen · · Score: 4, Insightful

    'punish legitimate businesses.'
    Legitimate is not the same as legal. Besides, google can take advertising (or not) from whoever they like.
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  3. Not keen on this by m0nkyman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Nope, I like my dictionaries to have the word 'fuck' in them, my phone books to list escort agencies, and my search engines to not set moral standards.

    I'm aware that this is only on the paid-for part of the business. I still don't like it. If it's legal, they should allow it. It calls into question whether they're putting their morality into the rest of their business.

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    1. Re:Not keen on this by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If it's legal, they should allow it.

      In what jurisdiction?

      Prosititution is illegal in many parts of the land of the (hah!) free. Alchohol is illegal in some Middle Eastern countries. Drugs have different laws almost everywhere. Codeine is illegal in Greece (IIRC), Marijuana semi-legal in some countries, etc etc.

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    2. Re:Not keen on this by koreth · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It calls into question whether they're putting their morality into the rest of their business.

      This is a company whose motto is "Don't be evil." If you are just now questioning whether or not they're putting their morality into their business, you have not been paying any attention at all.

      Whether you agree with their morality or not, or agree that the particular decisions they've made are consistent with their openly stated (hell, vigorously publicized) moral code, are other questions entirely. But they have been very clear from day one that morality plays a central role in their business decisions.

      Personally I think "Don't promote businesses which serve no purpose other than helping students cheat on their schoolwork" is entirely consistent with "Don't be evil."

    3. Re:Not keen on this by franksands · · Score: 3, Informative

      Please, pay attention: they are not blocking search results. They are blocking ads that consist of "essay writing".

  4. This comment would be funnier... by simplerThanPossible · · Score: 4, Funny

    if I could have found those services.

  5. Bender Says. . . by Apple+Acolyte · · Score: 5, Funny

    "I'll create my own search engine, with blackjack and hookers" and essay writers.

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  6. dickens was paid by the word by User+956 · · Score: 5, Funny

    which now join other items on the banned list such as tobacco, drugs, weapons, and prostitution.

    Essay writing is just a simpler form of prostitution. You know the old saying "Prose before Hos".

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  7. Legitimate Businesses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    These are legitimate businesses, but that does not mean that Google has to display their ads.

    Google can choose to display or not to display any ads they want. The supreme court has found many times that the right to not speak is equally as important as freedom of speech.

  8. Thank God! by GregPK · · Score: 2, Interesting

    While I've never cheated. It's hard enough being an honest college student nowdays. Searching the web for research on topics and having that constant reminder pop up in your face. You can bypass 30 hours of research and writing with 20 bucks. Pisses me off to no end.

    I admire the business plan behind it even when they make my life hell with thier grade curve changing essays. They must make a fortune.

    1. Re:Thank God! by supercrisp · · Score: 2, Informative

      I am a college teacher. I've seen those essays. Students send me CDs of essay collections. From what I've seen, they are only going to change the "curve," if there is such thing in your class as a weighted grade distribution, to your benefit. Most of the essays I've seen would earn nothing better than a C in my classes because they are so awful. Maybe there are better products out there, but probably not for $20

  9. 'Bout Time by Vornzog · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As someone who is less than 48 hours away from a completed thesis Ph.D. thesis and a little over a week away from my defense, there is only one thing I have to say about this.

    It's about damn time.

    I hate to see that these services even exist.

    I understand the cheating will always go on, at all levels of academics. The practice isn't against any laws, but it is nice to see Google not condoning something legal but flat out wrong.

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    1. Re:'Bout Time by martijnd · · Score: 5, Insightful

      As someone who is less than 48 hours away from a completed thesis Ph.D. thesis and a little over a week away from my defense, there is only one thing I have to say about this.

      First thing that struck my mind when reading this -- you did make sure to backup recently?

  10. Just advertise the degree outright! by Stochastism · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Who bothers to sell essays and dissertations when half the spam I get offers me a PhD outright for $200!

    Has anyone tried to get ad sense to offer them a degree?

    1. Re:Just advertise the degree outright! by TapeCutter · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Who bothers to sell essays and dissertations when half the spam I get offers me a PhD outright for $200!"

      Phd, pffft - I have the Nigerian finance minister transfering $34M dollars into my account as we speak!

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  11. Don't Be Evil by Nymz · · Score: 2, Informative

    Is that "do no evil" or "Do KNOW EVIL!"? did anyone get this in writing or has this whole slogan thing been word of mouth?

    Actually, it's "Don't be evil" from their CoC. And I imagine their decision to refuse this type of advertising is, in their opinion, the lesser of two evils.
  12. Re:Prostitution? by MichaelSmith · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Prostitution is banned?

    Where I live it is perfectly legal to advertise prostitution. I can see that google will take the attitude that it is illegal most places so it is safer for them to ban it. But there is a line to be drawn here. Essay writing services seem to be mainly an academic issue. Lots of people would never have heard about it. Perhaps they should ban advertising for game hacks.

  13. Re:What about teachers by GregPK · · Score: 2, Funny

    Thats the thing, it's so easy to pay someone else to do the writing. You can even upload your own writings and get paid for them. I think the smartest thing a teacher can do in this day and age is upload all thier own work and get paid for it while they continue to flunk students for cheating.

  14. that explains it by mr_musan · · Score: 5, Funny

    > which now join other items on the banned list such as tobacco, drugs, weapons, and prostitution." i had always wondered why google adds never advertised anything i wanted

  15. It's not illegal, though by Moraelin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    First of all, I don't think selling papers is _illegal_, though. Unethical, yes, but then lots of unethical things pass for normal and legal business these days. (And it was even worse in the past.) So _if_ your implication is, basically, "they may be legitimate, but they're not legal", I'll have to disaggree there. They're against university rules, but AFAIK not against any state or federal laws. If they were illegal, you wouldn't need Google to do that, you could just forward those links to the police.

    Second, legitimate is even trickier. Where do you draw the line? Technically speaking, anything legal _is_ a legitimate business. If you don't want it done, just pass a law to outlaw it.

    And the business side pops up all the time (e.g, "but it creates employment!") when debating whether or not to make something illegal. It sure popped up in the spam and telemarketting debates, for example, all the way to the highest level. So basically when deciding whether it's legal or not, some MPs/congressmen/whatever-you-have, already considered the business side of it, and whether or not they want businesses doing that. E.g., whether the (lack of) ethics of it outweigh the employment created, tax income, and/or bribes from that lobby. In a way they already decided if that kind of business is legitimate or not.

    Employment vs inflation is a constant concern since the Great Depression, when basically suddenly supply outstripped aggregate demand. (Yes, Say's Law does still apply, but "supply creates its own demand" only by lowering prices, and in the Great Depression suddenly the only point where you could actually sell all that stuff was below the production costs.) This became even worse when most industry moved offshore. Now we need even less people producing stuff. What do you do with the rest? Leave them unemployed, like in the 19'th century? Well, that also lowers the money they can spend to buy stuff, and that-a-way lies the downwards spiral that led to the Great Depression in the first place.

    So nowadays governments actually get to see that employment stays roughly where they want it, and create some extra aggregate demand. (Deficit spending, pork barrel, social security, etc.) It works too, since we no longer have the economic crisis cycles that plagued most of the 19'th century and the first part of the 20'th century. Back then it was considered _normal_ that the industry goes through bankruptcy cycles and rises from the ashes based on demanding even longer work hours and lower salaries.

    In a nutshell, a government's job is to see to it that you encourage (or at least don't discourage too much) people to create more jobs that don't actually produce something. Pretend to manage each other, create whole castes of marketters just trying to steal customers from each other, or do all sorts of convenience services to each other. And chip in a little to make it all keep working. Deserved or undeserved, ethical or unethical, as long as the negative impact is small enough, it doesn't matter. It matters that unemployment doesn't get out of hand. Because noone wants another Great Depression.

    That's why even when debating something as annoying as telemarketting, the question just _has_ to pop up, basically, "how many jobs _are_ we nuking in the process? and can the rest of the economy absorb those?" You don't want to be the paladin in shiny armour that saved people from all evils... at the expense of causing the economy to collapse.

    At any rate, that's why a lot of unproductive and even mildly unethical stuff is allowed to exist. In fact, encouraged to exist.

    If you think that such companies are crossing the line into outright harmful, well, just lobby your lawmakers to outlaw it.

    But, yeah, I'll aggree that Google is free to choose the companies it does business with.

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    1. Re:It's not illegal, though by Mr2001 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Where do you draw the line? Technically speaking, anything legal _is_ a legitimate business. If you don't want it done, just pass a law to outlaw it. That's exactly what the GP was disputing, I think. He's saying that these businesses might be legal, but that doesn't make them "legitimate".

      But you're right: where do you draw the line? "Legitimate" just means a business that you approve of. Are payday loan shops legitimate businesses? How about telemarketers, pawn shops, or casinos? Head shops? Porn shops? They're all legal, but whether the GP would call them "legitimate" is up to him.. and it's a pointless argument anyway.

      Frankly, if Google is going to start banning ads from shady-but-legal businesses, I think they're opening up a can of worms. I know I've seen plenty of shady ads on there that had nothing to do with academic essays. Why shouldn't those be banned too?
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    2. Re:It's not illegal, though by Moraelin · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Forging an official document be illegal, but cheating isn't. I dont think anyone got throw in jail for being caught cheating at an exam. Or do you know of any actual case where that happened?

      Heck, I even know of people who forged or lied about their diploma, and still didn't land in jail. E.g., there was this story on Slashdot about the, IIRC, admission officer at MIT, who not only claimed diplomas from universities she never went to or which didn't even offer that qualification, but went on to actively undermine the whole idea of academic achievement and integrity. They fired her, but that's pretty much all they can possibly do. You can't throw someone in jail for merely being a pathological liar, or we'd have to build jails for all the politicians and marketters and PR hacks, plus about half the journalists.

      College rules are one thing, laws are another. Something may be forbidden by the college rules, yet perfectly legal as far as a court of law is concerned.

      Cheating is just inherently unethical and for most of us abhorrent, but, as I was saying, a lot of stuff that I find unethical and abhorrent is legal anyway. And unless someone actually manages to make it illegal, like it or not, it _is_ a legitimate business.

      Now noone says you or Google should do business with them. But they are legitimate, no matter how much some of us think they shouldn't be.

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    3. Re:It's not illegal, though by Znork · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Unethical, yes, but then lots of unethical things pass for normal and legal business these days."

      I'd even question wether it's unethical. Embarrasing, yes, and telling, sure.

      But unethical? If essays and theses are so easily manufactured, replicated and/or forged, perhaps it's time to reconsider the methods by which such academic achievements are evaluated.

      Perhaps we should exercise some cross-discipline teamwork and have engineering and research students team up with technical writers and humanist (english, journalism, etc) students instead? Having such a team produce an original, legible and yet correct and scientifically sound paper would perhaps be a far more appropriate and useful exercise than either of the pair separately trying to do something they might suck at (and, hey, maybe we'd get journalists that dont always get the science wrong and scientific articles that dont make your eyes bleed out of it too).

      "how many jobs _are_ we nuking in the process? and can the rest of the economy absorb those?"

      Mmm, an annoying, incorrect and yet, sadly, far too common argument.

      As, presumably, those jobs are currently paid jobs, nuking those jobs will leave those resources available in the rest of the economy instead, so of course it can absorb them. The money paying them came from somewhere, that somewhere will still have the money and will spend it elsewhere, creating new jobs instead.

      Busywork, in its most useless sense, means you are diverting resources from the economy to produce something inherenly undesired. Unfortunately, that means that the wealth those resources would have otherwise produced doesnt get produced, so the economy as a whole generates a suboptimal level of wealth.

      "At any rate, that's why a lot of unproductive and even mildly unethical stuff is allowed to exist."

      Actually, I'd say that the main reason is the blanket refusal to acknowledge that that whole problem is a change and distribution of wealth problem. As long as you encourage waste you dont have to call it 'wealth redistribution'. Creating (and allowing) busywork is essentially (from a wealth creation pov) no different from taxing the needed workers and putting the non-workers on welfare. It's just not as noticable and easily measured.

      Of course, a much better an productive way to solve the whole problem would be to simply cut working time (which was essentially what was done in the agrarian->industrial economic revolution). Cut working time as productivity increases and production need decreases, and you solve a whole host of other issues like stress related illnesses and retirement problems.

      Personally I'd far rather work four hours per day 'til I'm 80 and have everything cost half as much, rather than work 8 hours and pay twice the tax and prices to keep a whole host of people doing nothing in the economy.

    4. Re:It's not illegal, though by dunelin · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually in Massachusetts, it is illegal to sell papers like this:

      • Mass. General Laws, Chapter 271, Section 50. Sale of research papers, etc. and taking of examinations for another at educational institutions. Whoever, alone or in concert with others, sells to another, or arranges for or assists in such sale for another, a theme, term paper, thesis or other paper or the written results of research, knowing or having reason to know that such theme, term paper, thesis or other paper or research results or substantial material therefrom will be submitted or used by some other person for academic credit and represented as the original work of such person at an educational institution in the commonwealth or elsewhere without proper attribution as to source, or whoever takes an examination for another at any educational institution in the commonwealth, shall be punished by a fine of not more than one hundred dollars or by imprisonment for not more than six months, or both.
  16. Good, this will save them some money by iamacat · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Truly useful services like prostitution, pot, warez and essay writing need no advertisement. Potential customers will actively look for them in regular Google search results and offline through references from friends. It's the useless services like "free" credit reports that need to spend money on ads in order to rip off clueless people.

  17. Not censorship, service to AdSense cleints by Per+Abrahamsen · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The list of banned adds reflect what Google's AdSense clients, the people who put Google adds on their web pages, are willing to put up with. Many people would be unhappy to see adds for prostitution, guns or tobacco on their web pages, and choose another advertising partner if Google let those through. Losing those partners would hurt more than losing the advertisement customers for the listed products.

    Now homework cheating services are on that list.

    So this is a case where maximizing profit also happens to be "do no evil" (depending on your definition of evil).

    1. Re:Not censorship, service to AdSense cleints by hxnwix · · Score: 2, Funny
      "So this is a case where maximizing profit also happens to be "do no evil" (depending on your definition of evil)"

      What are you saying? In this very slashdot article's advert section, we find:

      Custom Essay Service
      Original Essays, Book Reports, Papers and other Academic Writing.
      customessay.com

      Essays
      High Quality - Instant Download Find one on your topic today!
      DueNow.com/Essays/ Is slashdot evil by certain definitions of evil? If correcting grammar makes one a grammar nazi, does correcting evil make one an evil nazi?
  18. But diploma mills are still adverticed by thue · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Google apparently still allows ads for Diploma mills. Usually they claim that they examine your "life experience", and then grant you a diploma based on what you already know. In practice, they just sell you pieces of paper without checking, and you can then use the diploma to pretend to other people you have taken a real university degree, i.e. fraud.

    For example a reporter was able to buy a degree in aerospace engineering, a field he knew nothing about, from Ashwood University. Ashwood University is deceptively named to be similar to Ashford University.

    But if you search for "Ashwood University" in Google you get plenty of ads. As well as the Wikipedia article which document the fact that the operation is fraudulent. The Wikipedia article is vandalized regularly by people trying to edit out the well-documented criticism. The vandals are probably the university owners or degree holders.

    I have sent an email to Google some time ago, saying that they were advertising for fraud. But my email had no lasting effect, obviously.

  19. Actually, now that you mention it... by Moraelin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Prostitution I have nothing against, however neither do I think it should be thrown in our faces the whole time (ok, I'm not a big fan of ads at all).


    Actually, now that you mention it, I'd rather have more prostitution ads than some of the other scams I'm bombarded with.

    E.g., you almost can't go to a page that's even remotely game/gold/whatever related, without getting powerlevelling and gold farming ads nowadays. Not only that kind of cheating actively disrupts the game for everyone else, but in most cases nowadays it's a scam. There's a whole class of keylogging trojans and viruses nowadays that simply steal someone's login data. Then the scammer logs in, sells everything that guy's characters have (leaving them literally naked), then transfer the money to the scammer's characters to be advertised as "buy gold for low prices!" Even on Google.

    Now I don't want to go into the whole debate of whether virtual goods should be treated as real ones, but it's:

    A) just actively ruining someone's gaming experience, and

    B) in a dumb destructive way at that. The price for selling those items at the vendor is often 1 or 2 orders of magnitude lower than their normal in-game value. It's like burning someone's house down to sell the ashes. That dumb and destructive.

    Even not treating those as "property", if you put in the balance the joy of someone who bought 100 gold in a game, vs the grief of someone who lost items worth 2000 gold for that, it's a bad trade all around. It's ruining someone's _months_ of time "investment" to let someone else feel rich and powerful for maybe a couple of hours until they blow it on some stupidity at the auction house. They haven't worked much for that gold, so don't expect them to put much value on it. They'll maybe buy a weapon they'll use for 2 days until they buy more gold for the next one.

    C) maybe more important, it's rewarding and encouraging activities that are destructive and predatory IRL too, not only in some virtual imaginary game world. The viruses and keyloggers are very real, and often used for other nefarious purposes too, like harvesting bank accounts, credit card numbers, as spam bots, as DDOS bots, etc. It's activities which are already bad as it is, and sadly too rewarding as it is. I don't think anyone actually wants to encourage them some more.

    So, frankly, if I look at A, B and C, I appreciate a hard working prostitute a lot more. She's just providing a service for people who want it, and selling only her work and time, not actively ruining anyone else's day for something to sell.

    Or I constantly see google ads for crackpot conspiracies, crackpot young-earth/flat-earth creationism, scams, frauds, phishing schemes, spyware, etc. Even Google itself had that piece of news about how many people clicked on a "Is your PC virus-free? Click here to get it virused" ad. It was on Slashdot too.

    Meh. I'll take prostitution ads instead, please. No, I still wouldn't buy sex, but, hey, I'm not buying all the other crap advertised at me either. So gimme some nicer ads at least.

    Yeah, I'm not a fan of ads at all. But getting rid of them completely is, obviously, not an option. So if I _have_ to see ads, let's have some good old fashioned porn and prostitution ads instead of all that crap, please.

    They're more honest than half the rest of advertising too. I'm going to barf if I see one more ad for snake oil that's supposed to solve all sorts of problems that don't even exist, and with made up testimonials at that. And idiot PHBs actually believing that crap.

    At least with a prostitute you can know realistically what you can get, and how it would work. Human anatomy only allows for so much variation, you know, and there's only so much that plastic surgery can do. (Admittedly, that's a lot.) You can't claim to reduce TCO 10 times, increase ROI ten times, allow untrained monkeys to write enterprise-class programs in 21 days, solve world hunger, cure cancer, and bring global enlightenment. Everyone just knows that even a kilo of silicone implants won't do that ;)
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  20. Offensive Speech by Nymz · · Score: 2, Funny

    If we want to be exposed to unpopular views on war in mass media, perhaps we shouldn't fire decent radio DJs who occasionally quote rap music with unpopular racial stereotypes.

    I am soooooo offended by your suggestion. I DEMAND AN APOLOGY!!!
  21. Not a good idea by Antony-Kyre · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Essay-writing services can be used for non-immoral purposes outside what many think their target audience is. But ignoring this, I have the following to say.

    Banning the advertisements isn't going to solve the issue of plagiarism. In fact, it could compound the problem by pushing it underground. If someone is motivated to cheat, they're probably going to cheat regardless of whether they see an advertisement on Google, or whether they have to hunt underground for a service. Afterall, is Google banning search results?

  22. Essay services can give horrible results by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    For the third year of my UK bachelor's degree I was once extremely pressed for time. Personal circumstances, that the essay material was quite peripheral to the core of the study and that I was edging in at the highest grading tier (1st) already led me to try an essay writing service.

    I used an essay service that let you specify your desired grade, level (bachelor's degree, masters or PhD, though not which year of bachelor's degree) required turnaround (standard 1 week, express 48h delivered by midnight on the 2nd day, express 24h delivered by midnight on the next day) and word limit. You could also specify sources that you needed to have referenced.

    I picked the 24h, but specified in the comment box that I was happy with 48h delivery but would like to pay the higher amount in order to ensure that they took proper care in writing. I also provided a couple of references we had been given.

    The essay I got back after 20h was 15% below the recommended word limit and literally crap. No logical progression, shoddy grammar (who writes short sentences starting with 'So'?) and just a bunch of bullet points all pasted together that didn't lead to any conclusion. One of the sources had not been used with the explanation that 'I was unable to find the source you quote for which I should not be held liable', and the others only in extremely generalised ways that could pretty much apply to any article on the subject.

    The only recourse was that I could 'return it along with a list of desired changes for the author to make', but given that the same person would write it I didn't really see the point. I spent the last day rewriting paragraph by paragraph ~£500 ($1000) lighter and was really so embarassed over the result that I didn't ask for feedback on it.

    -AC

  23. Google 'contextual' ads by codecracker007 · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...one of the ads seen at the top of this story:

    Custom Essay Writing
    Professionally written essays and term papers delivered on time
    CustomEssayWriting.com


    irony meet your elder cousin...

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  24. Re:Prostitution? by dwarfsoft · · Score: 5, Insightful

    To me it seems a little pointless to be banning advertising Essay writing services, especially when the google search is for "Essay writing services". Even without the paid ads, the search engine should still provide a list of businesses. Surely they are only taking a moral stance of not profiting from this kind of service rather than really inhibiting people.

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  25. ...And happen to be illegal "too"... by DrYak · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It is safe to assume that "illegal" is implied. Banning ALL drug advertising would be rather odd in most cases.


    Depends on the juridiction.

    Remember: Even simple things like aspirin are drugs.


    And here in Switzerland, it is illegal to advertise for it.
    A drug company can advertise its brand name (As in "Here in Mepha we make generics and thus are cheaper than concurrence !")
    A drug company may indirectly infer that it does produces drugs against some problem ("Having sexual troubles ? You shoul talk about them with your doctor ! this message is brought to you by Pfitzer")
    But a drug company CAN'T advertise its products to the general population ("Eat Prozac ! It's will make your life happier !")

    Also, addiction to medical drugs is on the rise in developed countries and is starting to de-throne the classical usage of illegal drugs. Both with people getting addicted on naturally addicting drugs like sleeping medication or pain killers, and people who get "psychologically addicted to comfort pills" (eating anti depressant and viagra like candy, even if those don't necessarily cause physical addiction).
    I'm not a hippie saying that drugs bring more problems than they solve, or that we shall go back to a society with no chemical remedies (That would be suicidal : I'm a doctor).
    I'm just saying that general public should be a little bit more informed about those problems and less exposed to pharmaceutical marketing (which anyway is what cost the most for a drug company, and not the R&D as they are complaining anytime someone tries to lift drugs patents to help developing countries).
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    1. Re:...And happen to be illegal "too"... by freeweed · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm not a hippie saying that drugs bring more problems than they solve

      That's probably the last thing I'd expect a hippie to say. ;)

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  26. Re:Ironic! by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Personally, being a friend of someone who writes viruses for a living, I think there are three negatives to making virus writing illegal:

    1. People have a choice, and if they choose to distribute viruses and risk penalties, that should be their right.
    2. By moving such choices to the rim of existence, you also make it harder for sysadmins to check their systems are secure.
    3. You run people out of business who are offering a fairly victimless "crime", at least compared to global thermonuclear war.

    Forgive me if I don't find your defence of people whose entire business model revolves around deception terribly compelling!

    Incidentally, this kind of service is hardly victimless. For every person who goes out into the world and gets a good job on the basis of a qualification they didn't earn, someone who did earn that qualification loses out. That almost certainly damages both people who did earn the qualification and the people who would hire them.

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  27. Re:We faced the same dilemma at Uclue.com by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 2, Informative

    We've had a similar problem on some technical Usenet groups where I help out, teaching beginners various programming-related subjects. Some posts are obviously asking us to do their homework. Most are obviously genuine questions. A few are harder to classify.

    Our benchmark in the case of ambiguity is whether the person asking the question has demonstrated some effort of their own. For example, if a person posted some source code showing how far they'd got already, and then explained what it seemed to be doing, what they wanted it to do, and what the difference was, then generally plenty of people would come along and either point out their mistake or suggest a way forward. If the question was just stated without any accompanying code, then typically the poster would be invited to show what they've got already and identify where their problem is.

    For similar reasons, we rarely post "final" code suitable for handing in unmodified, although one or two posters have been known to be deliberately evil to an obvious homework question, posting a simple-looking and technically correct answer that relied on advanced techniques no beginner would know. I imagine a few lazy students have handed those in without even reading them properly, and then faced some embarrassing questions about how the programs worked... <wicked grin>

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  28. No weapons... are you sure? by curecollector · · Score: 2, Informative

    [...] which now join other items on the banned list such as tobacco, drugs, weapons, and prostitution.

    http://www.google.com/search?q=grenades - turns up an ad reading:


    "Grenades
    Looking for
    grenades? Save!
    www.shoppingpage.us"

    (Now, I know that they're not actually selling grenades, but rather have a pile of ads based off of a list of generic words/terms, but it's pretty funny. "Landmines" used to turn up an Ebay ad reading "Looking for landmines?")

  29. Medical point of view by DrYak · · Score: 2, Informative

    "Eat Prozac ! It will make you suicidal!!"
    Personal experience FTW :)


    Fluoxetin the ative stuff in Prozac, as well as other "selective seretonie-reuptake inhibitors", has a complex (and slow) dynamics.
    Depression, in an oversimplified way, can be said to have 2 interesting characteristics : it makes one very negative. But it also removes most will power (the patient becomes apathic and doesn't do anything apart maybe occasionally complaining).
    Again in an oversimplified way, SSRI-class drugs will have a faster effect on the apathy than on the mood. Thus there's a time-window during which the patient starts to act much, but still hates everything including himself and has a very negative self-image. As now, unlikely what was before, he *has* the willpower and can act more easily, there's a risk he may commit suicide.
    Thus good follow-up is necessary. It's not a therapy someone attempts on his own decision, alone at home, without seeing a doctor.

    This is one of the main reason I think drug advertising should be banned : drugs are complex stuff, and it should be the doctor's job to decide when to use what. Not the decision of the patient and people shouldn't be massively brainwashed by the drug corporation's propaganda. The patient's decision is only to ask for help and then to accept or decline what a doctor proposes.
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