Games, Movies, Comics Collide
Three unrelated pieces of news floating around today all point to the ongoing collision of older medias and gaming. Most Exciting: Joystiq reports that the rights to make a Sin City game have been picked up by Red Mile entertainment. Despite their role as the creators of the Jackass game, that seems like good news. Less Exciting: The two Lego Star Wars games sold really, really well, and so it's not terribly surprising that Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga has been announced by the folks at LucasArts. Next Generation has the details, saying the game will be released on the PS3, 360, DS, and Wii. The Wii/DS games will be redesigned for their unique control schemes, and the high-end consoles will feature online co-op play. Truly Confusing: Fox has picked up the movie rights for a The Sims movie. Given the way many people play The Sims, I can only assume it will be rated NC-17 and released straight to DVD.
Almost without fail (I said almost), any game based on a movie, or movie based on a game has been crap. I suppose the developers are hoping that the popularity of the title from the original medium will generate enough interest that they don't have to invest money in the actual gameplay. I don't see this as a good trend
I'm sorry but I just have to say it, the sincity game is going to suck major ass, mostly because of who is making it. A sims movie, what the hell were they thinking, like what the movie even going to be about, or is it people walking around with baloons with pictures on them of what they are talking about, I don't see a way for either of these projects to end well. The lego starwars collection I probably will buy for the 360 when it comes out, since I've only bout one game it the series so far, that is the only thing that sounds good in this whole thing.
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"Almost without fail (I said almost), any game based on a movie, or movie based on a game has been crap."
Maybe, but you wouldn't even have "almost" if people didn't try.
Boy, can I not wait to see a movie where people run around peeing on the floor, sob into their hands, fly into fits of rage over crappy wall art, and wave their arms in the air like a monkey as their house burns down around them.
Or maybe a movie about a crazy but urbane gentleman in a storm trooper outfit who slaughters people in his back yard by removing the ladder just after they get in the pool?
FFS, half the time actually playing the game was boring (and let me tell you, there's nothing like playing the Sims at 4:00 in the morning, yelling at your sim, "will you get off the fucking computer and go to bed").
Reality has a conservative bias: it conserves mass, energy, momentum...
Who wants to watch a movie about a bunch of basement geeks playing "The Sims"?
This is actually good news as far as the DS version goes. The "Original Trilogy" on the DS was a glitchy mess. Now that it's back in the hands of Traveller's Tales, who made the series in the first place, there's some hope for the completely redesigned game (albeit one that should have come out in the first place).
They could make a movie out of the customized Sims I once had going, where blocky, unconvincing replicas of the original Starship Enterprise crew stood around alternately talking, arguing, and/or kissing while nothing else of note happens.
...wait, that was already done as "Star Trek: The Motion Picture." Never mind.
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Movies, comic books, and video games share a common trait. Storytelling through visual media. So it makes sense that there are plenty of crossovers. My only problem being is that the crossovers can end up hideously unoriginal and trite. I'm all for a game set in the Sim City universe, but i doubt a visual retelling will be handled as well as the movie. The Star Wars franchise has given us many brilliant crossovers along with many stinkers. All in all i just hope for quality and creative games based in an existing universe, but most people can't deliver compelling content when trying to remain "faithful" to the material.
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What the hell is the script for this going to look like?
::waves arms in a display of frustration:: ::sets carpet on fire::
Girl: blah, blah blah, blah! Blah blah blah!!
Boy: blah.
(continues on page 113)
This will be the most heavily subtitled movie in history, a complete throwback to silent film, or just highly experimental (no understandable dialog, 100% based on body language and pantomime).
One of the top 10 videogames for the original Xbox
The Wii is capable... Or will be. Right? Mortal Kombat Armageddon committed such things as well (though getting Khameleon as a selectable character is definitely better than playing online, no doubt). Is Nintendo directly holding back online play by not setting up the system or are these third parties just hanging back and watching, waiting for Nintendo to release their own enabled games and set a good template?
"He who can destroy a thing, controls a thing." --Paul Atreides, Dune
Yeah, and that will be original. All over again
Pokemon Battle Revolution is coming out at the end of june and its going to be the first wii game with online multiplayer, and also be the first wii game that'll interface with the DS (pokemon diamond and pearl).
"Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus Rex."
I think the only way to make this work is to have a gamer sucked into the world of The Sims like Jeff Bridges in Tron. Hilarity ensues. But we all know it will probably end up getting directed by Uwe Boll. Either way, I'll wait until it's free on cable (and if their's nothing else on).
Maybe this version of Lego Star Wars won't crash on Wii. <eyes rolling>
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... err ... beats you and rock, paper, scissors! Escape from Sgt. Pepper! Okay, that damn game is just too fruity.
Tetris
Didn't Penny Arcade satirize that already? Noooo! Giant falling tetrads! Run for life! Or at least get that guy from Star Tropics. I remember them wanting tetrads for reasons that are no longer clear to me.
Pong!
It'd be all: pong. Ping. Pong. Ping. Pong. [2 hours pass] Dink! GAME OVER
Nethack
One @, one d, one life, no food. Stupid, stupid freaking a, I JUST WISHED FOR THE DAMNED PYEC on that last fountain, too!
Sim Ant
Well, at least now I can get my revenge on those stupid ants. Where's the magnifying glass?
Princess Tomato in the Salad Kingdom
Quick! Punch the well for coins! Throw scissors and point left before Saladron kills
A Boy and His Blob
Where'd I put those damned Root Beer jellybeans? I know! They must be in the sewer! Hurry! We have to find treasure and buy vitamins to save Blobonia!
Adventures of Lolo
Move the Emerald Block and hurry up man! If you don't, we're going to get wasted by that fireball! Okay, now get on the egg and...
Rampart
Build up those walls, men, and step on it! We only have 20 seconds before a new wave of ships! Okay, put the cannons over there and FIRE!
Donky Kong
What??? Is that Steve Ballmer in a monkey suit? Why does he keep chanting "Developers!"? What's with that penguin hostage, shouldn't it be some lady? And why is he throwing chairs instead of barrels? This movie makes NO sense!
That game from the Simpsons
Foolish dingo! You must find and devour the seven crystal babies or end up in Deep Diggery Doo... FOREVER!
It's a film based on a videogame. Has there ever been an original film like that?
Online Wii games are already available. Pokemon Coliseum has been available in Japan for a while, and Mario Strikers Charged Football was released in Europe this week.
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"Movies, comic books, and video games share a common trait. Storytelling through visual media."
Another trait is that all three are larger than life.
What the hell is the script for this going to look like?
Forget the script, what is the soundtrack going to sound like? I'd say they'd get some famous artists or even some older artists looking for a comeback to re-record their songs in Silmish and then sell the album as a double disc: English version and Simlish version. Or if they go cheaper they'd just get some unknowns desperate for a deal to torture their lead singers by making them learn Simlish.
Having said that, I'd nominate "The Humpty Dance" by Digital Underground simply because I'm curious as to what "just grab 'em in the biscuts" and "you look like MC Hammer on crack" sound like in Simlish.
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